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    TirE BEH: OMAHA, TUESDAY, MAY
25,
1015.
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May sa
Thought for the Day
SUctd by Anna C McFarlanJ ,
Uinwa wee nwre stawiv mcmMivnm, v my
At tae eifl esaions roll;
mw thy UwvulUd part.'
Ltt sac new temple, nobler than tht last,
Bkut thtt from havn with a dam more vent,
TCI thtm 4 Ut art fru,
Ltaving IKint oatyrew tUU by lift' I unfitting
OUvrr WtnitU HoUntti ilTU ChamltrtA
Xautilut."
xThere should be a chance now for another
"battle abov th cloudt." ,
Juat ono wek to the apeclal Greater Omab'a
eonaolldaUoa election. Stick ft pin there
Auto drtreri are again mastreitlaff meedlaff
tendencies. Blow up so you won't ta to be
sorry afterwards.
Cheer up! All perplexttles and problems tt
the present time will vanish as soon as tho
commencement orators et la their work.
Tea, but what's delaying that elortrlo light
rate reduction? An Inoperative ordinance hung
up in ths court connot stand la tho war of a
voluntary fut-
Every stranger who visits Omaha periodically
notices and remarks each time ths city's steady
Improvement, Let the people hers, then, boost
and stop knocking. , ,. .
The sole requirement for a plsce in tho new
roll of honor ts to booet for Greater Omaha early
and often and voting promptly on June 1. Por
the moment civic loyalty calls for no higher
lroof.
King Victor Emmanuel's ar proclamation,
laened May 23,' fixes May 14 as the commence
ment date for hostilities. Not much warning
' for noncombatanta to betake themselves out of
.range.
War time Is a poor time to start labor
troubles in European countries. Pacllltiet for
pending trouble makers to the front wbero
,,t rouble as brewing all the time are too abundant
$ut& attractive to admit of parley.
According to the alnmal register, Omaha has
'nearly f 10 out of some 6,000 graduates of the
Tnlverty of Nebraska. That falls considerably
short of corresponding to the population ratio,
'feci. Is Is ft tolerably good showing nonetheless.
Our esteemed Uncle 8am cuts a sorry picture
as an exponent of eoonotnlo efficiency. While
saving a few pennies by shutting off gas from
the cottos ranges of tho postofflce, tho Indue
'trial Relations commission is burning up S00,
. ;C06la exploring for useless human gas.
The surprise and gratification expressed by
'members of ths new recreation board on viewing
the development of publla parks and play
Isrrounds, emphasize tho eentltnents of otcs
'alonal visitors. Parks, playgrounds and bon'x
; Yards aro among the greatest of tho city's
aeets.
Preliminary attpa wrra takan at tha tnaetlng af
tha Omaha Fair and Exposition aaaoclatlon for a fair
to be held in tha fall, tha chairman, Joaph Uarrwau,
jr., appointed aa a eomnrittMi to take up the datafla
). N. Ranucy, Churi-hlll Parkar, Jamaa Metihana,
Xiichard Kitchen and Frank Colpctaer.
A ally tas ImU leaaua is blnr ersanlaed with
tha Cralshton culleco and high arhoo! ulnea, and an
other team to ba rrftita4 by Frad ImlUiV
Mayor ttoyd was a badly broken-up man when
City Clark fcoulhard laid before him tha tl'e.OOS re
funding bonds purchased by tba Flnt National bans,
and tuld him ha ou4d have to ujn his name 4 K
tlinea.
P. C. Backua and family,' accompanied by about
twenty other Oniaha people, atarteS for tha Part fie
roeat, whrra they will looaU in and around LoS Aa-
gtlea.
Dra. Urady, I-nl4. lc. t'offmaa a ad Oalbrailh
t ave none to Grand Island to attend a Meeting f tht
.tt Mdtra1 aaaot'latloa.
N. ;.. Ylnqutat, for many years a leading Ice
Aeairr in 0:naha, but now reeidlng in Kanaaa t'lty
la the fucil of Mr. fctmeraJ.
F. M McDonagh. publisher of the Watchman, hat
iuritd from a trip u tha east In aearch of restored
'1 6-vitl). and his .rteod art aorruwlm over Ma hupa-
Hot ft "Georgia Affair."
Governor-elect Harrln of Georgia says If the
Leo Frank case Is left over for his disposition
he will consider it from a "Georgia" standpoint,
as It affects Georgia and Georgians, and without
regard to the opinions of outsiders. This Is a
peculiar attitude, even for a state's-nghts dem
ocrat, to take In this day of the world. A mat
ter of humanitarian Interest is the concern of
all the states, no matter In which one it orig
inates. The Frank case in its wider bearings af
fects humanity, snd Its effect does not cease at
the state line of Georgia. Plenty of proof has
bern offered to warrant thousands outside of
Georgia, as well as Inside that state, that a great
injustice has been done Leo Prank, and tha
righting of the wrong, if one has been Inflicted,
will not alone concern the cltitens of a single
community or commonwealth. In these days of
Interdependence snd close social communion no
state can stand alone, any more than an indi
vidual ran stand alone, bot each roust be influ
enced and governed to some extent by the
presence of others. Unless heed be paid to the
appeals snd protests coming from outside the
state, Georgia will be the one to suffer, for the
Prank case has ceased to be a "Georgia" affair
exclusively.
Regulating: the Jitneyi.
All agree that if the Jitney is here to stsy
it must be systematized and regulated. But the
regulation must be within the rule of reason,
and for the benefit of the public rather than
either the Jitneys, the taxis or the street rail
ways. Ths Jitney bus soliciting business on ths
street should be licensed it only to keep track
and identify ths autos engaging in the traffic.
It might bo advisable also to license the drivers
to make sure that they are persons of average
intelligence and experience in motor driving.
The responsibility of the Jitney owner should
likewise be enforced against culpable accidents
by sora sort of Insurance or bond security. In
our Judgment the regulation should further In
clude the physical condition of the Jitney bus,
the soundness of the mechanism, the cleanliness
and general presentabillty. But beyond that ws
do not believe It necessary to go. In other words,
w do not think there Is any call to tax the
Jitney bus out of business, nor Is there any
analogy between the street railway's exclusive
use of a part of the streets for Its tracks and
the right of th Jitneys to drive over the surface
the same as other vehicles. There Is Just u
muchj or rather Just as little, reason for exact
ing a gross earnings tax from the taxis, the
transfer trucks or the delivery wagons, all of
which are legitimately traversing the streets for
profit. ,
The fate of the Jitney must be determined ly
Us success ss a business venture, and not by
regulating. It to death. From a business stand
point Its success is still to be demonstrated,
though it may yet find its proper place as a
supplements! transit facility.
Call of the Barreit Fields.
A little early this year, but none the less
welcome, Is the call for men to enter the wheat
fields of southern' Oklahoma. This means the
mobilisation of an army, which soon will be on
the march, and which I to sweep across ths
west, from south to north, in mighty phalanx.
It Is an army whose equipment is ths self-binder
snd tho threshing machine; whose days will Is
full ot the fierce activity ot garnering homo the
yield ot broad and fsetlnd acres, and in whose
path plenty will smile. This Is the army of the
agricultural empire ot the west mobilized In
early summer, and active in the field till the
glorious harvest moon sheds its golden light oi
fields and stacks, and barns and bins stuffsd to
bulging with the wealth that comes from tho
soil, Where it marches.no homes are blasted,
nor villages laid in ruin; no smoke of devastated
city marks its trail, nor does the echo of .its
tramp mingle with ths wall of fatherless chil
dren or widowed women. It is an array of peace,
and Its mission is humanity's mission. So the
call of the harvest Is beard in America, this
year, more than ever a benlson because of the
desolation thst stalks among our brothers
abroad.
Berlin's Downfall.
The report from Rome that Baron Burlan
had been forced out of the Austrian cabinet as
a result of Italy's declaration of war lacks con
flrmatton, but la very likely founded on fact. He
ailed In the accomplishment of a very Impor
tant undertaking and will be asked to pay the
penalty for such failure. Berchtold before hlra
had been unable to bring about a condition that
would assure Italy's remaining passively at 1-
on the side of the German allies, and it was tnen
entrusted to Burlan to secure the preservation
of at least S semblance ot effect in the now din
solved Triple Alliance. It is admittedly due to
German influence at Vienna that the change was
made, and it la now alleged that Burtan'a un
fwilllngnest to be guided by Berlin has resulted
in his failure.
The whole course of Austrian diplomacy In
the events preceding and so far during the war
has been singularly inept. It is a long way back
to Metternich, whose nlus was potent to check
the rising tide of progreasivlsm In government
that seemed certain to engulf all the mon
archies of Europe a century ago, and who prt:
served whatever of absolutism has persisted
slnee then, and the modern politicians of the
dual empire do not eeetn to have Inherited his
gift. The Bourbons of Auetrta are still of the
same mold as of old, and like those of Prance,
"they never learn anything, and they never for
get anything."
When Burlan entered the cabinet a few
months ago it was thought his advent bad some
significance because of Its being a recognition
of the Magyar element of the complicated Aus
trian political scheme. This, appsrently, was of
little moment. The failure of tho negotiations
with Italy seta him aside, while his suscossor
will have, for ths time, at least, a much easier
task la ths direction of the external policy o
Austria-Hungary.
Is less thsa ten months the great Americas
dollar, shaved to ft rasor edge by Europeans last
August, bow commands a premium ot t per ces
la English money, S per cent la French aaJ
higher rates is German, Kuasiaa and Italian
money. For tourists subjected to tho shave, the
corne-back la -consoling,
Is the Toothbrush Obsolete
1 Jit. BematS Taldmaa 1m Oral Xtyrlana. 1
NOT ONLT has tba public become accustomed to
look upon the brush aa neceaaary, hut our
teachers and tha sreat army f dentleta are reoom
mendlna Ita diligent use. Thla teach ln of school chil
dren and of adults how to uaa tha brush properly con
stitutes what 1 consider tha menace of the tooth
brush;' because It has bean proved to ma that tha
brush is defeating the very purposes of our oral
hyrlene movement and that wa are actually Infecting
the mouth Instead of cleaning It by the use of tho
filthy, Brm-rlMen thins-. Dr. Head called the at
tention of the profession to the dirty condition of the
brush aa It la used by tlie ireneral public. Prof. Miller
proved that the brushing action of the bristles upon
tho surfaces of the teeth had a very Injurious me
chanical wasting affect near tha necka of the teeth.
Prof. Hutchinson reported the concliuriona which were
reached In thla matter by research workers, and nta
remarka are so emphatic that tha matter can not be
well Ignored. The plain truth Is that the brush Is a
dangerous Instrument which la practically Impossible
to sterilise. It can not be boiled with Impunity, and
practically ail agents, such aa trlcrwaot or formalin.
render the bristles of the bruah or tho handle unfit for
further use. To quota Prof. Hutchinson: 7ot only
tha public, but the dentists themaeivea. have little
conception of the filthy state of the comparatively
lean tooth-brush aa used In every-day life.'
"But granting the Impossible I.e.. that the brush
with Its bristles covered with a thin ribbon of tooth
paste or powder Is sterile why should wa nee It when
It does not reach the Interproximal spaces where R la
most important that the bristles should reach? Tooth-
decay starts In these spaces In the majority of cases.
An efficient cleaning Is probably never obtained by
tha brush. Whet Is mora probaMe Is that many of
the germs that are present on the bristles are deposited
In these spaces. The silk floes does reach between the
teeth and doea clean out tho food debrla. Tt seems
self-evident that tha brush falls to do what it la tup-
pueed to do, so why use It when it does not do any
good? ,
"To cite un example which was given to me by a
friend a few minutes before I gave an oral-hygiene
talk to school children: the big brush that la used by
tha street cleaners will clean the surfaces of the
cobblestones In the gutter, but will glide over the
era kt where moat of the dirt la aettled. Tnls seems
to me to be a splendid word-picture; and Its worthy
object was to Illustrate how and why we was tba tooth
brush to dislodge the food debris "between the cracks.'
"But why should wo follow tho example or pat
tern the cleaning of teeth after tho crude method ot
tha cleaning of gutters having cobblestones? To cite
other examples: a stiff brush with a liberal amount
of soap and water, vigorously applladV will clean tn
smooth surfaces of floors; the cloth ef a person's
suit ean be cleaned by the clothes brash and one's
shoes can be polished by a shoe bruah. Inert sub
stances can not cry out that this rubbing hurts. Dr.
W. D. Miller oroved that the same kind of agent, a
brush of entailer alia but exactly tha same In prin
ciple, doea hurt the soft tlaattee of tho oral cavity.
Thla tearing and rubbing on the guma of tha teeth
are dona by a brush which la ftltiry with those very
germs that we are so 'very anxious to rid the mouth
of. Would the surgeon sanction the cteanaln of an
open wound with an Infected brush which waa covered
1th an antiseptic tooth-pasta or powdert Are we
era! surgeons, therefore. Justified In teaching children
and adults to use such an Instrument on soft -gums
and teeth? Experiments Were mads whloh proved that
the .brueb contains a quantity of germs comparable
with the number of germs found In sewage. Twelve
Sterile brushes were used In these experiments, applied
ence on the teeth, rinsed ten times la a tnmtner ot
water, were left to stand for twelve hours, when all
the brlstlea Were removed with sterile forceps and the
organisms counted m tha usual way. la eight oases
out of the twelve the results wore aa quoted. One
hates to think how filthy tha brushes are that are
used dally, especially by these people In whose mouths
septic processes are taking place. No one that can
look equarely at facta and that has the courage to
stand by a proved principle can continue to use the
bruah nor advise Ita use for his etieatele.
"Our research workers, of which we have far
too few. have proved conclusively, to me. at least.
that the tooth-bruKh Is undesirable and Inefficient. It
has been shown that pastes and powders and lotions
are benefloial, whenever, they do not discolor the
teeth. Of What good Is research work If the rank and
file do not benefit by the findings The conclusion
which I have reached Is that an able and unbiased
board or commission of dentists should solve this
problem for the central profession, and give us a
technique for cleaning the oral cavity that la real oral
hygiene. This could then be taken so by the rank nod
file, and the doctrine spread broadcast. Until such a
method. Is adopted, may I suggest that we go 'back
to the old Japanese method of using the clean fere
finger to massage and clean the gums and outer sur
faces of the teeth? It seems to be nature's own ln
strumeat that 'Just fits the bill. Instead ef using
alt and water aa 'did the Japanese, We ean us our
modorn lotions, to be followed by the recognised ef
ficient sllk-floae or etripev Mmd you, this la my own
Ideal but I cite tt only to create a dlaeusalon among;
dentists to obtain real oral prophylaxis. But let us
start right by abandoning the filthy tooth-bruah oneg
for alt."
Twice Told Tales
t'aaelaated by Model.
Tha weekly meeting of the Married Ladles Society
for the Better Control and Outdance of Huabands had
Juat been called to order by the president.
"Members will now tell their troubles, one at a
time." said the chair.
A meek-looking little woman stood up In a fsr
corner of the room. i
"My husband," she quavered, "la In love with his
model.
The buss of gossip suddenly ceased, and all eyea
were turned upon the speaker.
"But your husband Is not aa artist," argued the
president. "He runs an Iron foundry, doesn't he?"
"Tea'in," aatd the meek woman, "but all tha same
he loves his model. You see, he's a eelf-mada man
London standard.
Irreverent laten-estlem.
A minister at a recent conference here told of aa
adventure with a parrot In the house of a woman
who had Invited the minister to visit her family aa
their guest The minister, of course, led the ususl
household prayera, but in their oourse a parrot In
the room became monotonously voluble. The hoateas,
much mortified, apologised ftr tha bad behavior of
her pet, but the minister assured her be bad been
so absorbed in the devotions that he had not noticed
the bird at all. But subsequently he waa Informed
that the perturbation of the lady had been caused
not so much by the parrot'e talking as by the
fact he had been ejaculating all through tha prayer,
"Hot air! Hot air!" Baltimore Aanertcam.
Safe to Try.
A friend of Nat Qoodwln'a waa ataylng with tha
actor at. his home in California, In the hope of obtain
ing relief from chronic dyspepsia. One day ha waa
taking a walk along tha beach with his host.
"I have derived relief from drinking a glass of salt
water from the tide." said the inrslld solemnly. To
yon think I might take a second T-
Ooodwis reflected deeply. "Well," he replied, with
equal seriouaneas, "I don't think a second would be
miseed. Osteopathic Magasin.
Advertlatwaj re. Prwylag.
The small daughter of a Little Rock family bad
been prayhif each evening at bed time for a baby
sister.
The ether ancrnfng her mother, 'reading the paper,
exclaimed: "I see Mrs. Mmltb fcaa a Utile daughter."
"How de yoe know that?" asked the child.
"I read It la (he paper. answered the mother.
"Read It to me." aatd the daughter. .
The mother read: "Bom on March , te Mr. Snd
Mra . Smith, daughter."
The child thought a moment, then said: "g know
what I am going to do. I am gnlng to quit praying
end bealn Jcrtlalrg.'-'T agonal UtontUr.'
4? ran
The Art mt Ttlaktaa.
OMAHA. May X-To the Editor of
The bee: I never suffer pain, I'm never
sick, and I Insist that pain is a delusion,
and that sick n pes don't exist; and when
hurt, I say. "Oh. what a pain I haven't
got," and when I'm alok. I simply think
I'm not, and then I'm not.
I never mourn, tor grief Is not a real
substantial thing, and when I get the
Hues I always laugh and dance and ting;
all sorrow Is an error, and all errors are
unreal, and unreal sorrows are the kind
that conimcn people feet.
give them
I never sin; there It no sin, 'tis thinking
makes U so; you think a thing is wrong,
but cam yon tell me how you know?
There la no evil now. for these are scien
tific times, and murder, theft and treason
are Imaginary Crimea I'll never fall In
business, for I've left all fear behind, and
I'm conscious of what's going on In my
subconscious mind; I've learned to con
phla Ledger.
centrate my psyslo faoultiaa until what
I want will always come, and what I
JWS
rufr
hope will happen, will.
There It no Judgment after death, 'tis
11 a grani mistake, and If every one
JUST
would think ao, there would be no burn
ing lake; and every one who earnestly
destree future bliss, will reach that
happy world, no matter what they do In
thla
In fact there's no such think as death,
so why should psopla dread to pasa away.
they re still alive, they only think
they're dead; 'tla thinking wrong that
causes sin and death, disease and grief,
and this world would be a heaven if we
all held this belief. E. a M.
fusiform Wheel I'm the Relation.
OMAHA, May fa -To the Bflltor of Tho
Beei Mr. Kusel and some of the Com
mercial club think that the Jitneys ehou'd
pay the same percentage of their proba
ble grots receipts Into the city treasury
that the street ear company pays. Thla
was a happy thought To the disinter
ested person, it seems equitable and Just.
But these sympathisers of the corpora
tion do not remind the people in their
statements that the street railway com
pany voluntarily pays 3 per cent for the
exclusive right to operate street rail
ways within the city and prefers to do
this to paying a fixed sum each year for
Its franchise.
No doubt a number of enterprising
members of the Commercial S'ub) would
be willing to pay per cent, and could
well afford to pay 10 or 20 per cent, of
the gross receipts for the exclusive right
to operate motor buses In Omaha. But
there Is no monopoly of the Jitney busi
ness and tliere should not be any. Most
of the Jitney cars are owned Individually
and driven by the owner as a rule. The
machine la tho man's tools and he should
not be taxed any more than the owner of
any other automobile, and certainly not
any more than tho owner of horse-drawn
vehicles. The autos do not Incur any ex
pense for cleaning the streets or repair
ing them. The Idea of taxing these cars
more than any other vehicles Is unfair
and Is proposed clearly In" the Interests
of the street railway company. .
A uniform wheel tax for alt vehicles.
w newer motor-driven or horse-drawn, la
the only fair solution. Regulation ot
routes, fares, etc., and tho attempt to
repjh-e indemnity bonds are aa absurd
as a similar attempt wouli be to regulate
the prlcee charged by. expressmen or
other individual carriers.
The Jitney Is popular. It has come to
stay. To those city commissioners who
would restrict or try to destroy its use
fulness. In the Interests of corporate
greed, the Jitney .drivers and the people
of Omaha say, "Remember the recall."
J. B. eHAFER.
The ftoelsllat Care-all.
OMAHA, May J4.-To the Editor of The
Bee: Tour editorial capped "Opening the
Doors of Janus' Temple," is as severe
an Indictment of our present capitalist
system aa ever emanated from a socialist
publication. The closing paragraph says,
"Hero, Is one place where our scheme of
civilisation sadly needs mending." No,
Mr. Editor, It .doea not need mending.
The punctures are too large and too
numerous. It Is beyond human Ingenuity
to do) anything for thlt wornout scheme
ef things, where we have the extreme
wealth of the few on one hand and the
extreme poverty of the many on the
other, where men have to engage to do
wholesale murder to enable them to eat
and live only to die that this womout
scheme of things might live to reproduoa
a continuation of these same, conditions
you complain of. But at each evolution
of the wheel of progress It becomes more
aggravated and instead ef pointing out
the remedy, the reorganisation of society
Into an Industrial da mo c racy by a peace
ful and Intelligent action at the ballot,
you prefer to withhold your knowledge ot
the solution from the people because It
Interferes with the employers' scheme ot
things and their economie interest. This
question Involves the future of the human
race, Ita happiness and contentment. It
even Involves Ita Hfe and it must be aet
tled right or not at all.
We have a choice of two ways: First,
Intelligent working clase economlo end
political action; eecond, the' chaos ot a
bloody revolution which aettlee nothing
permanently. JKBB H. BRILUiART.
Shi 8 Farnam Street.
Oi
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Editorial Viewpoint
en. Louis Globe-Democrat: "Nothing
ran be aettled by force," says Miss Jane
Addams. We fear Mlaa Ad dams speaks
Idly. The Independence ot the United
States was aettled that way.
Indianapolis News: It Is well that the
New York aupreme court has upheld the
right of a dramatic crltlo to knock a
play, for tome of those Mew Toik play a
undoubtedly need the hammer good and
hard.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: A speaker at a
natural gas men's convention at Cincin
nati In tho name ef "Government by the
People" undertook to show thit some
thing ought to be done with newspapers
which edverate "tha people's rights" and
thereby "hutt business." Is this natural
gas or some sort of blended effervescence?
Cleveland Plain Dealer: Pennsylvania
has a new child labor law, but newsboys,
farm laborers and domeatie servants are
exempted froa its frovts'coa Newsboys
uaa take care of themselves, for they
are Independent business men; but one
feels a bit tfrry tor those poor little
"domestic servants snd farm laborers."
Springfield rtepuMlren: If Orrmany
ea -ed more for the epialoa ef neutral
countries It might be concerned because In
no neutral state thus far has Its Lual
tania exploit been' commended aa legiti
mate warfare by Journals of standing
which represent official opinion, ft pub
lic opinion to any degree. South America
has Jutued X'orth America on thla dure
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TRIFLES LIGHT AS AIR.
"I don't see." said she. "how a man of
uries was the record ef expenditures ln
the ITnltetl States last year.
Iwiiides the cost of divorces? lookers
retain any romance."
HtaLrsnian.
"What waa all dem gwlneevon at yo
residence ytste'd'y evenln', Brmtder
Mooch? Pounded like a fUtU uh-twUt a
camp meerln' and a catainrwmt!"
lat? Aw, shucks, sahl Dut wae on'y
de gen'lemaji fum de furniture VI ailment;
to', c" lectin' his eaury payments."-
Judge.
THE SUMMERY GIRL,
Lee Shippey, In Judge.
A. quiet resort of the summery sort
Is where I am longing te be,
Where girls with bright glances are seek
ing romances, ,
And cool woods would reckon to me.
Where roaming and boating and swim
ming and floating
Formality put out of curt.
And soft Is the heart ot tha summery,
sort
Of summer reeorty girl.
(I've tried every Jolly and dangerous
folly
The prodigal city affords
I've toyed to satiety with each variety
Off the bait served us on swords;
And none of it thrills me with ennui'
it flUe me .
And yet I'd get all In A whirl
Could I ramble apart at some summer
resort
With a summery sort ot girt.
Oh, dull may tilings grew at the garden
or show
And unspeakably dun at the elubt
Tou may note streaks ot gray, feel you're
getting passe.
And sigh you're no longer a cub;
But Just take to the woods, run away
from your moods.
And you'll soon frisk about like a
saulrr'l
I have n. toples of my last one
lert." responded he sadly. Philadelphia
Ledger.
Crawford There rtoein't seem 10 be
any open warfare between Hen peck and
liU wife.
OrabahawwKo: but he admits It re
quires a lot of strategy to get along
with her. Judge.
Mr. Owena Mercy, John, there Isn't
a thins In the house fit to eat.
Owens I know It, Kate; that's why I
brought him home to dinner. I want
him to see bow frugally we live. He'a my
principal creditor. Hoaton Transcript.
permission to form a club.
ib is pmnrea. eaui me nemo, ui ii'a
Jail. "What kind of a club la it to be?"
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Yeast More than o,ono.TXi,000 for lux
When a-etrolllng you start at a summer
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Real Worth vs. Low Cost
If you asked your butcher for
a porterhouse steak and he handed
you a cut of the flank and said,
"This doesn't cost as much and
is just as good," you wouldn't '
believe him, would you?
Yet the butcher's statement
is just as truthful aa an asser
tion that inferior baking pow
ders made of alum or phosphate
of lime are as good as Royal,
which is made from cream of
tartar.
Alum is a mineral aoid salt,
declared by many medioal authori
ties unsafe to use in food.
' Royal Baking Powder is as
pure and wholesome as the grapes
in the vineyard, from which cream
of tartar is derived.
The only reason for using such
substitutes as alum and lime
phosphates is because their cost
is lees to the manufacturer.
ROYAL BAKING POTOER CO.
New York
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Yes, If s a Fact!
Something is going to
happen in Omaha.
So, if you are a Booster
for this city, don't fail
to read this space for
the next few days, and,
no matter who or what
you are, it will be to
your advantage and
may mean your first
step to prosperity.
Don't forget tomorrow!