THK DEE: 0,.HA. WEDNESDAY. MAY 1 ;!-. THE OMAHA DAILY DEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROnKWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Tw Pee Publishing; Company, Proprietor. PEE BU1LD1XQ. FARWAM AND BEVF-NTEKSTuI Kntared at Omaha poetoffiee a aeeond-elaiia matter. TERMS OP SUBSCRIPTION. Bv rarnr Fy mail per month, pw ynr. ijny nd aundsv " M Tslly without Piinday....' t W Pventnf an urolnv . t K-wenrng without Sunday o 4.00 unday Fee only fx- 2 ti fend nottre of rhsr.se of sdrtrrrs or complaint of Irregularity ia delivery to Omaha Bee. Circulation Department. REMITTANCE. Pemlt r dmft esprees or po"'"' order Only two cent atampa received In payment of amall eo eount. Iraonal merVr, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OK KICKS. Omaha Th B.e Rulldlna Vu1h Omaha Sit N striet Cnunrll Bluff 14 North Main street. Unrein as l.ltrte TMlldlrf. Chkan tni H-srst HulidW New York Room 11M. S Fifth avenue. f)t. limits-WSJ New Hanti of Commerce. Washington 736 Kourteenth et., N. W. COR REP PON PKNCB. 'Address rornmunlcatlona reletlnr to new and edU tori! mat tar to Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. A PHI I, OIlU'tLATIO.N, 53,406 lata of Nebraska. County of Douglss. aa : Dwight Williams, circulation manager of The Be Publlxhlng company, being duly aworn. aaya that the average clrculntlon for the month of April. was (1,40a. DWTOTtT WIUJAMO, Circulation Mensgsr. S)ubscrihel In my presence and aworn to liefore e. tola lat day of Msy, 191ft. KOBEHT HLNTEIt. Notary Public. Subscribers leaving tTia cilj temporartlj should have The Uee mailed to them. Ad drees will be changed as often aa requested. r Hay 1 Thought for the Day Stltctwd by Mti. C. T. Mern ''We who pat dmrnlif, hour$ to eartUuly, Hight malre tUt duily read a patK ofjlowtrt, if ' ut ioowU try. Then tvtry gitUU d4 we've don, r kind word given IVrought into gold, t could make ut wondrovt rick n htavtn." The price of flour la no longer skyrocketing, but bow about the size of the loaf? But when the pie counter la bare, the Job hunters will not be ao numeroua there. Whatever bappeni, let our Italian-Americana carefull abstain from over-excitement. Far variety of performance, the merry month, of May la putting It over 'em all. The hole-ln-the-bottom-of-the-sea aong la about due to come back into popular favor. The time to wake up to the Importance of Greater Omaha la now, before the consolidation election, not after It. Stock, market gaming muat be growing leaa desperate not a rumor of Prealdent Wileon's death for over a week. The uplift goea forward by laapa an1 bounda. Thoae who doubt ahould follow the dental dlacuaiion on the higher cultivation of setters. Down la Lincoln the superintendent of the municipal water worka for twenty yeara haa been aupplanted aa a result of the new deal com mlstion plan government. Ouch! JJ1'S"ysa'aaaaaaaaaafafarawaTaTaa State pride irons out the wrlnklea of the belt aa it obeervea Governor Morehead in train ing for the good roads and overalls act. The fitness ot the man behind the ahovel ia yet to be shown. School board inveatigatora declare police court appeala merely preteita to gat away froi paying finea or forfeiting bonds. Well, how do they suppose those police court lawyers make a living, anyway T sssns""' A. workhouse for Omaha ' ran be made a profitable investment or an unprofitable one, according aa it la built, and run a a business proposition or as a get-rlrh-qulck scheme like that county Jail-feeding graft. The development and application of a fake fortune .Involvea more pain than pen can de be r I be. The pictured dream of millions yesterday turned into poverty today la a poignant change, but the acute dlstresa evolves from a fat Urn without a prop to lean on. Among other factor in the high cost of living must be reckoned a per capita fire cost of $ a year. This Includes the cost of prop erty burned up and the maintenance of fire de partments la the United States. The tax Is collected by varioua indirect ineana, but reaches the pocket nerve just the same. Not a Time for Bargaining'. Out of tbe many reporta that come from th capitals of the world alnce the Wilson note was font to Germany la one that may be worthy of some consideration. It Is to the effect that Ambassador Bernadorff haa suggented that Ger many will be willing to aunpend Ita aubmarlna campaign If the United States will require thj Allies to lift their blockade of the German ports. This would be merely proposing a bargain hardly In place at thin time. The United States haa already made vigorous protest to Great Britain concerning ita naval Interference with neutral ahtpplng. That inci dent is not yet closed. The British government" latest representation to the United States is far from satisfactory, and does not meet at any point the contention that In certain Important particulars neutral rights have been violated or Ignored by the British. However, thla is a dif ferent cas from that between the United State and Germany, in which the rlghta of all neutrali are involved, and so far tbe demanda of the United States have been made In the name of alt neutrals without special consideration of Amer ican claims. It la not for the United Wate". even con atructlvely, to ahow preference aa between th combatanta. "Shirt sleeve" diplomacy may herein be vindicated, because of the directness with which It baa approached the point at issue. Our Police Court Problem. The report on police court fines and for felturea made to the 8chool board by Members Wakely and Woodland for the judiciary commit tee should help to an understanding of the prob lem, even though It may not furnish the com plete solution. The conclusion Is reached that thousands of dollars have been lost to the school fund by the ease with which appeala could be taken at nominal expenae and with scarcely a risk of forfeiting the appeal bond. There la no doubt that a certain class of police court law yers and professional bondsmen make a living by in thla way intercepting the money that would otherwlae be paid aa police court fine.', and that all that Is needed to atop abuse Of the practice la a little care and discrimination on the part of the Judge and prosecuting author' tles. Yet it must not be Imagined that every caae appealed from the police court and later dis missed represents a loss to the school fund. Many aueh cases are not tried because conviction by a Jury la highly improbable, and In many others conviction would not mean payment of a fine, but a jail sentence an expenae and not a revenue to the taxpayers. While police court machinery should be in good working order all tbe time, the main thing to be kept In mind, according to our way of thinking, ia that the object la not to awell the achool fund except Incidentally to the enforce ment of tbe lawa and ordlnancea for upholding orderllnesa and good behavior. We would gladly forego all revenue from police court finea and forfeiture! If we knew of some more effect ive meana of prevention and repression to use on the offenders. Indebtedness of Cities and Counties in Nebraska Oenaae Boreas Bnllatta. TUB dVIfj dlvlelone of the state of Nebraska re ported a total net Indebtedness of tM,S71.067 In ISIS. Of thia amount, the counties, as a separate unit, were oblla;ted for t3,70$.12, or 101 per cent; the cltlea, towns, vlllsacs, townships, etc., were obligated for tAM'i.oV.. or T9. per cent; and the Independent school districts, for H.6lS.7, or per cent of the totdl. TTie amount reported In 1911 was an Increaee of !5.r..fC7, or H I per cent, over the amount reported In VJK, the Indebtedness In the latter year showing an Increase of 15.117,147, or 313 per rent over that In ' The per capita debt In was t 50. having Increased 10.J7. or M.2 per cent, from le to ISIS. During the ; period 1W to 110! the per capita debt Increased $4 70. ! (ir SI per cnl. During the period 1SS0 to 190J the per capita debt of all civil divisions increased at about ! the same rate ss the net debt, while during the I period 1V2 to 101.1 the rate of Increase for the net I debt was very much In excess of the rate of Increase ! of the per ".a pita debt. Man and Meteorology. How little man ia able to really foresee aad forecaat weather conditions la evinced by the remarkable temperature drop that la Just now giving truck gardeners, fruit growera and flower raisers so much trouble. It Is not at all uncom mon to have frost in May; the records support thla assertion, fend the Oldest Inhabitant ca.i cull from the recesses of his all-embracing mem ory many precedents. It is not tbe recurrence of a late cold ape'l that causes worry, but Its uncertainty. If onlv it could be foretold with reasonable accuracy, and its aeverlty and duration could be deter mined In advance, aprlng farming would be re duced to an exact science. But, until we sre able to wrest from nature aoms definite Informa tion aa to whence the wind cometh and whither It goeth, meteorology, especially In the vernal reason, will be more or less of a speculation, and gardening something of a gamble. n Nebraska Flying Squadron. At last, Nebraaka baa a veritable flying squadron; not one ao called by reason ot Its extreme mobility, but one that actually flies. Adjutant General Hall haa just announced that the Nebraaka National Guard la owner of some serviceable aeroplanea, and haa on Ita roster several expert avlatora, who are ready to do valiant alunta above the earth, ahould Occaaloa tequlre their aervicea. Thla will be Joyful tidings to the worn aad weary veterans of Frank E. Moores' navy, who have ao long mounted guard over the bordera of Nebraska, ready to repel any hostile fleet or foreign army that might threaten our peaceful atate. It la also a welcome addition to that Hat or citizens who are classified under the heading of "sailors." and who have heretofore beeu mostly of the "cornfield" variety. The sailors of the air may not outnumber the others yet, but give them time. A great field of peaceful service la also open to them. They may be of much real use to some of our Inspired statesmen, who now and then gu ro high in the air they cannot be followed by the naked eye. In any event, the nresenca of an ! aviation corps Is most convincing proof that our guardsmen are keeping strictly up to date in the ! art and science of warfare. The deadlock over nomlnattoaa between the mayor and council continues with the naiulua of W. 8. Bhoamaker for city attorney, Jamea Carter for cit physician and J air. re Donnelly for Inspector uf we!tite and measure, all referred to committer. A brilliant weddina at Ht. Phllomena'a united Mi. P. J. Carroll and Mies Katie Casey, the tareinony being performed by rather O'Connor, and followed In tbe evening by a ball at Cunningham hall attended by Jut friends. The Omaha Light guards opened their new ar mory in. Williams block with a reception and dance. Secretary of War Endkott and party. Including General Drum and Colonel Barr, eama In, and were lavishly entertained. The dinner In the evening at the Paxton waa attended In addition to the gueta by feenator Manderaon. Judge Savage. Herman Kountte. George W. H. Doreey. Colonel rUanton. J. M. Woolworth, Henry W. Yatea. General O. O. Howard! Mayor Boyd and W. V. Morse. Principal Homer P. Iewta of the high a kool i back from hi trip south. Or Amelia Burroughs has returned from New Yorfe City, l-rlnging atth h-r her parents. Mr. and Mrs. Nileelune. wno may make Omaha their future home. Mie Lluii Canftcld and Mis Uisle Ransom, woo kav Uea visiting la West Point, are boroa again. An luatructive Illustration of the economies effected by consolidation of Interesta la noted in the case of railroad-owned lake steamer llne. Tbe economies were effected all right, but at the same time freight rates were pushed tip potih after notch, forcing shippers to economire in quantity of freight shipped. Thus, while economy guarded the spigot elevated rates knocked la tbe head of the barrel. The result of too much consolidation la tbe order to rail roads to rut loose from lake shipping. American are fortunate la tbelr versatility, twitching from one intensive national topic to another Involvea bo greater effort than moving the lever. For the moment the perplexltiea of rubraarlne warfare are submerged by the throb ling question: ' Are bald-beaded lawyers the brightest members of the profession?" Omitting from print the names of the suTN who pestered the president la New York robs seal of Its chief Inspiration. The counties ot the state reported a total debt of I3.8.M.472, of which tl.O.JW. or 92.S per cent, repre sented funded or fixed debt, nearly all of which was In the form of general bonds; S2)3,77f, or S.S per cent, revenue ians; and S70.42S, or l.S per cent, warrants. The sinking funds held by the counties amounted to $140,344, or 3.1 per cent of their total debt. The net debt reported In 113 waa a decrease of tl.07i.S30, or 22.S per cent, from the amount reported In 1902, the last mentioned year showing a decrees ot S7S.Z17. or 13.3 per cent, from the amount reported In 1890. The p-r capita debt decreased from $5.20 In 190 to $4 48 In 1W3 and $3.01 In M13, the rate of decrease In both periods being In excess of the rat of decrease for the net debt, although the rates for the period 1890 to 19u2 were very nesrly the same. There were ninety-two counties In the stat In 1913, and of this number, forty-one reported debt The smsllest debt, amounting to $l,0TO, waa reported by Perkins county. The largest debt, amounting to Sl.sa.Sfi. wss reported by Douglas county. In. which the city of Omuha is located. The smallest per capita debt. $0.07, wss reported by Bsllne county, where the total debt was only $1.X0. while the Isrgest per capita debt. $14.13, was reported by Otoe county, with a tolsl debt of $275.0i. During In period 1902 to 11)13. thirty-seven counties psld off the entire debt out stsnding in 1902. while only five counties Which were free from debt in that year reported debt in IMS. Poiiirlaa county, mentioned above as being the largest Individual debtor, reported more than one-half of the debt nf all counties, and ahowed an increase during the period Itns to 1911 of $W,6M, or SO 5 per cent. The cities, towns end villages of the slate reported a total debt of $2.39S,041 In 1913. Of this amount, $54, 10,:i1, or M.7 per cent, represented funded or fixed debt; $.T,an9.IS!, or 1S.3 per cent, special assessment loana; $25,7I. or t per cent, revenue loans; and SSifi, S17. or 1.1 per cent, revenue warrant. These places held sinking fund assets In IMS amounting to $MS,327, or 19 per cent of the total debt. The net debt re ported In i:IS was $8,547,714, an Increase of $16.S35.fl4t, or 1S3.I. per cent, over the amount reported In 1901 During the period lSfti lo 1902 the net debt of the in corporsted places Increased $s.S,9S8. or 104.1' per cent. The per replla debt for all Incorporated places was Sil.61 In 1913. The per csplta debt for prior years waa not calculated. The cities of Lincoln and Omaha make up the group of cities having a population of 30000 or mora, and together reported a net debt of $1S.Cm3.1. The city ef Omaha waa obligated for $I,C2.461. an increase of $9.Sf!.71. or 149.8 par cent, over the amount reported In 1902. During this period the per capita debt In creased SS.I, or 109.2 per cent. During the period 1890 to 1902 the net debt of Omaha Increased S4.S0S.GTO. or fU.S per cent, while the per capita debt Increased I48.S1. or S62.T per cent. Thla Is one of the very few cases In which the rat ef Increase waa larger for the per raplta than for the net debt. Tie group composed of cities having a population of 1,000 to 80,000 reported a net debt of 13.(11,885, aa In crease over that of 1902 of tS.OSS.lSS, or in per cent. Each city In this group reported an Inure In not debt, the largest increaae having been reported by 8outh Omaha. The cltle of Beatrice and Haatlnga r. ported a amsll Increase In net debt and a decree In the per capita tax. ' The next group Include twenty elttoe ranging In population from J.5M to S.l. These places reported a net debt of SI.879.SS5, an tncresse of $1,763,418, or 151.3 par cent, over th amount reported In ltos. Ther were T Incorporated places In th state with a population ef less than 2.600 In W10. Of this nnmber. made report to the census bureau. Of these SSI reported debt aggregating $$.812,838. an increaei of 2.S7I.1M. er 24 I per cent, and a per capita debt of $H , basing th per raplta on the population of all place reporting. Th "specified civil divisions" Include drainage dis tricts and townships. The drainage distriuta reported a total Indohtednci, of H.o7. alt of which waa special assessment loans. No sinking funds were reported by ,rii'U- Th" 0"h'P reported a total debt J'-'V Wh"'h W,m wpreaented funded or fixed debt; S,SM, special assessment loans; and $42,888 ut standing warrants. Sinking funds amounting to SMt were reported, leaving a net debt of $81. XI The Independent school districts of the slat re, !i ' TH W P" "nt 0ver ,n mmolnt "ported In 7hl amount doea not repre.t the entire In debtedness of the stste en account of schools, but only the debt of those division. whCh lie outside the boun- The civil divisions of the stste. excepting school $S8.74.S. of which I28.2J1.7U. or 8S per cent reore aented funded or fixed debt; $4.27.607. or 12 7 per cenT siMH-lal.aaawaMiieat loans; $600,44. or 1.. per cent nue oans: and $7.l. or IS per cent. w.rW. Am a., offset to this debt the civil dlvisio,., reported .ink ing fund .(. amounting to $W4.2i8, . isVrL.. of th total debt. l..v,, . Ml d,bt of mr uTtoThlch nould be added th. debt o, Ind.ptnden. , ntoT dl. iper:..a,,V," " - Twice Told Tales Kiddle- Waa CeMrert tele. Tl.e a ere epe.k.n, of th bright remarks of the little folks the other when this anecdote waa re.slle.1 by Congressman Usury Jorge of New Y'k- T.eccntly a woman entered a crowded trolley whr a ms M and a very small bo, were sluing side by jjde Instantly the man offered hla seat to the wctaan and se;ted a strap. Isn t thst gentimaa your father, my bo ? ' gently asked the woman passenger, breaking Into conversa tlon with the youngster. "Yes. ma'am." answered the boy. -wm arc g0. to the soo." Well, since he Is so much older thsn you why don't you give htm your seat?" resumed th kindly hesrted pe'senger. "Don't you dislike to aee him reaching for th atrap?" "Not In a trolley car." was the prompt rejoinder of young America, "but I do at home."-Phllade!phU Telegraph. What He ladei-at. The pilui young woman from New England who was devoting herself to the education ef the negro In a southern school told one of her amall scholars to bring a bucket of water from the aprlng. "I ain't 8lne fetch no water." h whined re belliously. "Oh. ITph!'' she protested, "you muetn't aay that Don't u remember how I hav taught you: First I Pron. singular. I am not going; second person, you I re not going, third person, he Is not going, rittral: Klrel person, we ere not going; second person, you are not going; tnira person, they sre not going Nov, Epu. do you understand It perfectly?" "YaaTm, I uad'standa ain't nobody gwlrj?" Centers. r n teases ef Bitter Keeltaa. SOUTH OitAJIA, Mar K.-To th F.dl tor of Th Bee: There did not exist In thla country at the beginning of the pres ent war any disposition to favor the powers allied against Germany. There Is every reason why Oermsny should hold a high place In our esteem. The German people form a targe part of our population. They esslly out-number the French, Belgian and Russians. We love and respect them for their high Ideal, thrift and ingenuity. To what, then, must wc attribute the growing senti ment In favor of the allies? A careful Investigation cannot but show that thia condition ia the fault of nonn but th Germans themselves. The failure of Germany to accomplish the dealKns to which It first set Itself seemed to arouse in the breasts of Its sympathizers In this country a resent ment and bitterness toward th allies, which no one feels toward Germany, no matter how predisposed they may be to fsvor Its enemies. The German-Americans aeem unable to discuss th issues of the conflict In a fair and temperate manner. They may be sincere, but they allow their prejudice to govern their logic. 'While they profess a desire for "real" neutrality, they advocate meas ures distinctly favorable to Germany. W must protest vigorously to Great Britain for Ita action In taking our car goes to Its ports for Inspection, but should concede to Germany the right to attack unarmed merchantmen and pas senger ship without warning and with apparent disregard of the lives of non combatants and subjects of neutral powers. They urge an embargo on arms as, of course, they have a perfect right to do, but they denounce the adminis tration and accuse our government of partiality because such a measure Is not enacted into law. How fraught with in consistency Is such an attitude! The Kruppa of Germany have furnished aims and ammunition for almost every war during the last generation. Juat a few years ago they were accused of foment ing war merely for the purpose of cre ating a market for their products. If the seas were open to It, Germany would undoubtedly consider It Its right to buy supplies In this country, and In accordance with the recognised rules of war, would exert every effort to pre vent such shipments to Its enemies. Now that Its enemies can prevent such shipments to it. It considers our fsiluro to prohibit the further exportation of ammunition a violation of neutrality. Kvery true American, wants to think wail ot Germany and no one hope to see it suffer a humiliating defeat. There Is, however, a wide-spread feeling that Germany is guided by men actuated by a desire for military power. The re sources of the country have been drained to aupport the largest army In Europe, an army that was, with good reason a source ot uneasiness and alarm for ita neighbors, henc the strong inclination to attach to Germany th greatest meaa ure of blame for thla war. ' Let us all hope for a speedy and just settlement, productive of lasting peace, and In th meantime for a greater aplrit of tolera tion end fairness on the part of our pro German friends. 1017 N. 2Sth Street. K. J. M' MAN US. Pisare World Cosasaeree, WAHOO. Neb., May 17. To the Editor ef Th Bee: Please tell me through the letter box what per rent of business ot the world Germany controls, also whst per cent for the United States, A HEADER. Note Best accessible figure ar for Germany Imports (1912), $a. $44,577,000 and exports, $121,718,000, being about one-third ef the world's total. For the United Ptates Import (1913) $1 .813,008.000 and ex port S,428,S06,000. Editorial Snapshots Boaton Transcript: The trouble with th average American town la that It aets more store by Its ball team than It doe by Ita chamber ot commerce. St. Louie Globe Democrat: When it comes te downright unneutral conduct, the refusal cf Americans to go abroad this summer hits 'em ail where they live. Boston Transcript: Subsequent develop ments hav demonstrated that Boss Piatt and Mark Hanna knew what they war doing when they were worrying about th atate of William McKlnley's health. Brooklyn Baal: "Go west, young man, and grow up with th country," was th advice of Greeley'a day. Go wet, young man. and aee how th country grows is our Injunction to th rising generation. Baltimore American: In connection with the enforcement of the food and drug lawa. the United State government wants to know what a noodle la. Th majority of th housekeepers will feel ilk replying that Unci Sam himself is on to ask the Question. Cleveland Plain Dealer; It may b be lieved that patent lawa become scrape of paper quite aa q iickiy as IntcrnaUoial lawa. Yet Lord Charla Heresford wanta te know If th British war department la paying th Krupp cr.n-ern a hilling for every patented shell fue the British army burns. Pnttsburgh Dispatch: A striking meas ure of the war 1 afforded by that state ment, that th British used mor ammuni tion In th skirmish at Neuv Chapella than during th two years and a half of the Boer war. The last shell may rival th last dollar as a deciding factor, though they probably will amount te the same thing. Nebraska Editors The Aurora Sun has been selected a th official organ of that thriving little city. Karl U Spence haa sold th Naponee Herald, one of his string of Franklin county papers, to R. V. VIcOrsw of Naponee. The Stromaburg Headlight rounded out thirty years of Ita existence last week. Mis CTiatM Coleman has beta editor and proprietor (or twunty-two year. Th Blair Democrat. Poetmaetev T. T. Oaterman editor, made Ita initial bow to It raider as an all-home print pa per last week. It donned a brand new dress for th occasion. B. lo WaJden, who purchased the Pen der Kepubllc a few mcnths ago, hss j sold It lo U. L. Parker, s practical I printer and experienced editor, who haa ! been in the employ of one ef the Teka mh papei a. This I the third time thia Paper haa bee sold within twe years. The Nation's Stake Cnlcago Tribun: Th president will lead this nation peacefully through dan gers In which cowardly men would fight to disprove the apparent fact ef their cowardice. That la what he means by "too proud to fight." He will scurry through none In which a brave man, con scious of his courage and mindful of his true dignity, would fight. Springfield Republican: Because Brit ish merchant ships are generally armed and have repeatedly tried to ram sub mArines. explains the German foreign of fice, "they cannot be treated like ordi nary merchant vessels." Like the Amer ican merchant steamer Gulfllght, for ex ample, or the Dutch steamer Katwyk, which waa torpedoed without warning while lying at anchor lighted up like a ballroom to show its colors? Philadelphia Record: The German ves sels Interned In this country for th war are reported to be worth $70,000,000 an amount sufficient to cover a reasonable Indemnity for the lose of the American victims on the Lusitanla. There are two her In Philadelphia, the two converted cruisers at Newport Newa, and a number of others at New York and other Porta. If Germany refuse to make Just repara tion thla country haa still the meana of enforcing Its prospective claim. New York Post: President Wilson's fronting of the great duty suddenly pressed upon him by the German out lawry has thua far been all that the country oould hope. He haa not lost his poise, at the same time that he haa not hidden the fact that he has been cut to the heart, along with all other Amer icans. His appeal for cairn and thought. Joined with the clear intimation that he, as the head of our government, will do the Just and resolute thing when the time comes, was admirably timed. He himself is dlsplsylng the temper which he asks of his fellow citizens. SUNNY GEMS. "Little girl, does your peps have much trouble with his automobile.'" "Tee, sir. He has ss much trouble with it ss if he wss married to it.' -Judge. VsmnhM KABAKET 1 ajfiTtttXf.lftE LPMtH MX IS A C0W8ri tZUE, TWV0SO3KW' A COeAttttl Patience Why did Wsgner write such terribly loud music, do you suppose? Patrice Oh, I guess his wife was deal end ho did It to annoy her. Yonkcn niaireman. Stupid rTofessor Miss Clara, decline the noun matrimony. Prettv Pupil How can I decline 1t, professor, until I've had some proposHls! Baltimore American. ON SECOND THOUGHT. Washington Star. I have kicked about the taxes, as a lot of people do: I've often said I wondered what our land wait coming to. I've kicked about the railroads and be. walled the reckless way That cash la sometimes handled, which commuters have to ray. But in spite of my misgiving About arbitrary rates. I'm mighty glad I'm living In these oid United States. I've bewailed the tipping evil in pathetic flights of song; And expressed the snd opinion that all graft Is very wrong. From ggnman to philanthropist I've scanned the soclsl scn!e And criticized my country In a melan choly wnll. Yet my Joy I can't be hiding. As afar strange terror waits. That I chance to be residing In these old United Ststes. ltU T-"5 nj What to Eat In Hot Weather M" EATS, heavy snd sreasv foods should be eaten yery sparingly during hot weather. Faust Srjairhetti ouirht to be indulged in during summer. It doea not beat, ia very easy to diireat. and is aiao extremely nnuiuoua. it contains the rich gluten of Durum wheat blood en richer and mnui. builder. Write for free recipe book showing many ways that Faust Spaghetti can be prepared to make delicious eating. In Large Package, 10c MAULL BROS.. St. Louis. U. S. A. 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