nrr; bee: omaha, rniDAV, i-T.nnuAUv n iim.3.' THE OMAHA DAILY BEE rot;NrF:D bt edward rosewater. VICTOR ROSEWATKR, KDITOR. The Bee Publishing Company. Proprietor. PKB BUILDING. FARNAM AND REVF.NTEKNTH. F.ntered at Omaha postoffic a econd-clsa matter. TEH IIS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Py r trior By rnall par month. . per year. lny ana "unaa?.., . w H Telly without Hunday.... 4 60 Fvenlng and Sunrtav ..V .. i.OO Evening without Sunday....... Jfto 4.00 Sunday Be only 30r .W Fetid nottc of rhar.se of ''(ireaa.er roinplalntt of Irregularity In delivery to Omaha Pn, Circulation leprtroent REMITTANCE. Remit bv draft, evpreea or postal order. ; Only two-rent- atamra received In ptymmt of email ae counts. Personal check, except on Omaha and eastern (change, not accepted. offices. Omaha T Be Building. outh Omaha SIS N nrr-. Council Hluffs 14 North Main Street. Lincoln? Little BulMlng. Chtcaro m Hearst HtiUdlng. New York-Room 110. r4 Fifth lvnua H. I.rnla-MS New Hank of Commerce. Washington " Fourteenth St., N. W. CORRESPONDENCB, AdAreas communication relating to Mw anJ' edU to rial matter to Omaha Baa. Sdllorial Department, J.1XUAHY CIKCTLATIOX, 53,714 State of Nefcraaks, County of Douglas, a. PwUht Wild a ma, circulation manager of The Ha Publishing compdnjr, being duly sworn, says that tha average circulation for tha month of January, IS 16, waa M T, DWIOIIT 'W1I.LIAM. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my prraenc and iwori to before ma, this Id day of February, HS. ItObEHT HUKTtK, Notary Public riubecribcr lea vine tha city temporarily should hay Tha lie mailed to then. .Ad. - drees win be changed as often M requested. refers try It Thought for the Day 5cfaf hy Wnwrt Chmnty Th toui toMct vrllhin u$ it a ttntimtnt, owfsid (nidi laxe.Emerion. The talkfest at Washington Is not over. Tha verdict rendered by the Kansas City Jury is likely to cause some uneasiness la Omaha. Coal dealers announce a reduction la 'the price of fuel, which Is very comforting' at this season of the year, when the householder can also get bis ice for nothing. South Omaha stock peris are daily filled with hogs in splendid condition for packing, but aa yet we have not noticed any lowering in price of the product The suggestion of a state tax on foreign mall order bouses doing business in Nebraska would b more interesting if accompanied by a plan guaranteed' to collect the money. Premature breaths of , spring softena the frost in the ground. . In the same way the gentle sephyra bring out political tuda and Jollies them into shape for the inevitable frost. . .'. ' ' ' Missouri hi. taken the packers into ramp and levied a tribute of $125,000 for price fixing. There is no Joy la the incident for "the ultimate consumer. . He pays the freight either way,' The expected happens to the heralded plan of taking the State Norma School board out of politics. la times' of stress politicians dislike to sboot up the trenches of professional brethren. The bonee and senate at Lincoln will have full permission to pursue their feud to the end, if they only will agree not to let their private dif ferences interfere with the transaction of public business, i , Nebraska's Junior senator la getting a good deal of spotlight Just at present, and most of his constituents will sgne with him In his estimate of the majority proceedings at Washington dur ing the last few dtiys. Lincoln bakers have refused to increase the price of bread, and are hestltatlng about reduc ing the site of the loaf. These gentlemen are either philanthropists, or they do not understand the situation aa presented by their' Omaha brethren. Tt should be borne in mind all the time that the city of Omaha has now, and has bad tor many years, full power to vote bonds for the purchase or erection of a municipal lighting plant, and that further legislation along tbesa lines is but carrying coals to Newcastle. "Local prtie" is a very valuable asset when only local interests are concerned, but the Kreat state schools of Nebrseka should not be dominated by any consideration of local Interest. They are maintained by the people of the state, and for the people of the state, and not for the benefit of any particular community. Tha Preea club ball at Maaonlo haJI 1a pronounced Hitlvely as th sraateat and crowning of tha hkxUU season. "Would that the Imagination d(. acnptlv powera of tha aotirty reporter war ade quate to drsriloa the arena tn all Ita f. , r-to-i-fuigott'n bnlllam-T." Tha program of taenty-fuur nur.bvr tii4 tha dameta until a lata hour. Tha aiinuiU aubacrii'tlon ball of tha Coiu-ordla eo jtly in Oermat.U bl waa larly aitnlt Among ti.a cua i u nia noted are tha followlnf: Mlea Kimna "'j;.dt, PMxoru arl; Mla Koeder, Bpantah lady; MUa 'iti larne, huiitrean; M:i Tina Mela. "For. .o.)aii'-i-ke-Loii'i-.y I-Yuld-You; S!uw Ilxkniin, Uy cf honT; Mr. Mnhold. "raushtar of tha Regt. n.fct.t;" Oharir ai.d JTitd aleta. school boya; v'tlul4al.j!n, lior. Mra. Oeorr If. Ullbeit rtertaind a party of tilKUdt at frcjrei.Mtv aiuhra at hrr houte Ut evening. T'r. K W. tMuuaton la rejoicing over the arrival of a youiitf U.ly at l.ia houae. 'jicijt M. lanlela. f'i'lorado piol couunisaiurier, vt. in! ofT In 0:iii a on hla ey to lrner. llrr'a rtictiiiTy la nj (rcJIng frvni I00 to I.K ht-hi of lattlu t-rl.xit'lng to lha Hay Mala CatUa i ). K :.a Vi. hlf W.j.!r4 aa tha I h-wut of a a rSi..a lMy a.t be- nJini:i.-, fcUth au4 VS aluut Abraham Lincoln, Unique American. On this, the on hundred and sixth anniver sary of the birth of Abraham Lincoln, that great man will be referred to many times as "the typi cal American." Nothing could be much further from the truth. Abraham Lincoln may bave been the Ideal American, but he was far from being a typical American. On tbig point a writer In the Republic says: In point of fact Mr. Lincoln was superficially a man of the people, and fundamentally a unique, dlj tlngulahad and wholly exceptional Individual. In cer tain salient reapecte ha waa the leaat typical of Ameri cana, . Americana, particularly thoae of Lincoln's own generation ant neighborhood, wera eaaentlally active, aggreaaiva and objective men. who lives were given over to practical external affair, who subordinated everything elae to the demands of practical achieve ment, and whom Individuality ronalated In living ordinary Uvea fn an extraordinarily energetic manner. They were superficial, dlacuralve, eaaygolng, quarrel some, and wholly Incapable of preparing In advance for any tnak or reaponilbilty. In all theae respect Lincoln differed from hla fellow countrymen, and upon these differences his eminence dependa. As a great American, singular In his aspect and alone In big sphere, Abraham Lincoln stands secure In history. He has always been dearer to bis countrymen because he did come up from the very depths of society. He started from the ab solute bottom, and with no spur but his own conscience, with no prospect but toll and poverty, with no destiny apparent beyond the obscurity of frontier fame, he made bis way by his own efforts, until be fills a place 'In history along with the greatest, and a share In the popular veneration of Americans and the world that ex ceeds thst of any, Unless It be Washington him self. Lincoln was not particularly ambitious. Those who knew him best, and wbo bave given testimony on this point, have never told of bis alms and desires as being beyond his modest estimation of bis own abilities. Ills experience served to temper big metal, and be bad been tried In the fire long before he was called to the supreme test that found him ready and not want ing. The victory that came to him then came because he bad tempered his reason, and hta spirit, and was complete master of himself. And herein, as In all other essential attributes of bli manhood, Lincoln was unique among Americana. Speakers may delight to flatter their au diences by telling them Abraham Lincoln was a typical American, but the student, who analyzes character by test of achievements, Will recognize hira a a great American, whose most desirable .Qualifications were those his countrymen mostly lack poise, self-control, and courage to keep silent as well as to speak out. Von Hindenburg Wortnaa Draper la CoUlert Why Build Up Another Machine T The Howell bill to grant the Metropolitan Water district the power to erect and operate an eloctrlo lighting plant for the purpose of provid ing service for the several municipalities com prised In that district, Is being strongly urged as a legislstiv necessity. As a matter of fact, It is not at least, so far as the city of Omaha Is concerned. The bill does not grant to the city of Omaha any power, privilege or right that Is not now fully possessed by the city. It does grant to the Metropolitan Water district a power and privilege that the district does not now possess and ' which is entirely outside of the purview and foreign to the purpose for which the Metropolitan Water district was erected. If the bill as presented should be enacted by. the legislature, the city of Omaha will be con fronted with the possibility of three agencies seeking' to supply electric current for public and private uses. Further than this, it will have the effect of concentrating control of public, utilities in the bands of a single organization. If an attempt were made by the privately-owned com panies to consolidate their activities under one management. It Is certain that a vigorous protest would be aroused. It is doubtful if such con solidation could be consummated, or, if le were, whether the Varying nature of the services In volved would permit of the proper administration under a consolidated single management. The proponents of the pending bill talk In cessantly about giving the city control of the lighting plant. There can be no objection to this. The city will sooner oV later, In the very nature of things, have to take over control of the lighting services, but the pending bill does not provide for this; It merely gives "control" of the lighting for the city of Omaha to the Metropol itan Water district, which Is not the city. "Buy-It-ftow" and the Eailroada. . The railroads cf the middle west are Just now giving a most effective illustration of their ap preciation of the advantage of the "buy-lt-now" campaign. Extensive orders for steel rails and building material, for locomotives and other rolling stock equipment and for various ma terials that are necessary .to the maintenance and operation of the railroads, have recently been placed with the factories. This course In sures the speeding up of the great manufactur ing plants that have been Idle, or partially Idle, for mouths. With this speeding up comes the employment of additional workmen and conse quent expansion of payrolls, which In turn find the way to stimulation of the retail business of the country because of the increased consump tive demand. The example of the railroads In this regard ran well be followed by others. Tha "buy-lt-now" movement Is not restricted to any section of the country or any division of industry. It applies to all alike, to the farms as well as the railroads, and its benefits will be abared in by all alike. Prospective purchasers can give no greater help to reviving business than by the Impetus that 111 come by Immediate placing of orders for supplies that are certain to be needed during the coming months. "Buy it now" and help the forward movement in buslnera. The tuurder of another Omaha policeman by a riimlnal he was seeking to arreat serves to call attention again to the perpetual risk Incurred by our guardians of law and order. The police of Omaha have often been subjected to severe crltU'Uni, frequently unmerited, but they have never yet failed when put to the test. The addi tion of the name of Detective Thouiaa Ring to the Hot of duad who have died while In the perform ance of their duty, will be made with sorrow by those who knew him well. His devotion to duty tall! l.aw an f. n mtti I ( in 1 1 rt ri j cai sjsviSa fi r san r at .1,. ... i. A Karly politlcbl robins tuuit ueeds be coached atalnet piping the unneutral melody: "Hall, bail, the gang's all bre." Br.TOnn Germany went to war, I was standing on a atreet In Berlin when an open automobile drew up to tha curb and stopped. From tha tonneau there aJlhtd with much dif ficulty an aged man of maaalve frame, dresaed In tha uniform of an army officer. Ills face vi warty; Ma feature nigged. Ha waa square ef Jowl, and wore a sweeping muatache, aomewhat lea aggreaalve m ourva than the kaleer, but equally a characteriatlo. On a gouty foot b hobbled Into a cafe. "That," volunteered a wrell-lnformed friend who made hi home in the capital, 1 old Von Itlnden burg. the only man wha ever told th kaJaer ha had mada a tniataka at military maneuver: They. ay he Is afraid of nothing on the face of th earth. His principal hobby I demonatrWtlng on paper and at maneuvers how he can make thr bear that walks like a man stand on hi head should he attempt-to InvSao German territory. That was four years ago. Today VonHlndenburg. or, to aire Mm bis full nam and title. Paul von Benackendorff und von Hindenburg. generaloberat. commander-in-chief of the German force In East rruasla. Is one of th moat popular military leaders the nation ha ever known. Ha Is th Idol f all Ger many. And, Indeed, why should ha not ba? Figuratively, h has not only forced the Russian bear to stand upon bis head, but h has slapped bruin In the mouth and defied htm to bite back. "literally, he has succeeded not only In the stupendous under taking of stemming th tide of the gigantic armies of the esar, which threatatfed to sweep through Prus sia and on to Berlin, when younger and more active men utterly failed, but h has rolled up a signal vic tory for the Prusslam arms, Von Hlndcnburg's success ha gained for him among army men the world over the reputation of being the foremost military strategist In Germany. He should b. for practically hi entira llf (he la 68 years old) has been dedicated to tha cause of mlll teriam. He himself ha declared many time that ha would rather work out a problem In military strategy than do anything else he knew of. Consider Ms record. Upon being graduated, from the military academy at tha aga of I ho waa as signed to the Infantry as second lieutenant. Then came the war with Austria, and Von Hlndanburg se cured his first practical experience In tha science of making war. At the battle cf KonlggraU he and fifty infantry man under his command suddenly came under tha grapeshot fir of the enemy's guns, which, were placed upon a slight rise of ground. Von Hindenburg promptly ordered his men to charge the guns. About the same Urns a bullet grazed his skull and he went down. For three minutes ha remained stunned. , By the time he gained strength enough to lift him self upon his elbow and look around hi men were about to capture two of the gun. Three others, bow ever, were being dragged rapidly away by the Aus trian gunners who had1 been attending them. Tha young lieutenant gained bis feet and. with a trail of read streaming from Ms forehead, started after those fleeing Auatiians and then? guns. With sixteen of Ms men, summoned by shout and a flourish of his sword from the struggle around the two guns, he fol lowed the Austrian for more than mile and at tacked the force, which, although thro times as larre a his own, soon surrendered. For his bravery be Was decorated with the Red Eagle Order. Then came the Franco-Prussian war, and by that time Von Hindenburg had been promoted to be a first lieutenant. He took part In the battles of Oravelott and Sedan, a welt aa the siege of Par's and the herole storming of L Bourget It was during this last named action that ha won the Iron Cross. Eight years after peare was declared he was further recog nised and promoted, at the ag of 31, to be a captain on the general staff. From then on his rise In th army was rapid. He waa made a major after two year as a member of th general staff, and by 1890 he waa a department chief at th existing Infantry department. In 1D9S he was chief of staff of the Eighth Army corps. In 1903 h waa In command of th Fourth Ahny corps, and from 1904 to ltril he waa a general In the Infan try. It waa In 1911 that he resigned on account. It waa officially stated, of his advanced age. In tha two year that preceded th war Von Hln dcnburg's sola activity consisted In working on the problem for the defense of th border at the Maxurtao lakes. r In recent, years Von Hlndenburg.nover appeared In th war office without a portfolio full of map of the lake region under his arm. Every time h met th kaiser or any of the officers of th army ha would talk lakes. Finally it got so that when Von Hinden burg would go tn any place, the army men who knew hint would promptly go out Tn-th Bocaatag one day It waa proposed that th Jakes be filled up and the reclaimed ground be given over to farming. Von Hin denburg heard of the proposition and, being out of th capital, he caught the first train h could for Berlin. With til bundle of maps he hastened to tha kaiser. He talked lake atrategy and defense for a soUd half hour. Then the kaiser stopped him. "For heaven's sake, keep your lakes!" said bo to Von Hin denburg: "I promts you they shall not be filled in." When Germany went to war. Von Hindenburg wa, at hi home near Poaen. Ha immediately offered his service to the kaiser end requested that he be arnt with the toxr operating against the Russian. But the kaiser had generals with th army tn Eaat Prussia whom h believed to be the most competent In all Germany. For instance, there was General von Prlttwlta. Just . what errors he committed I am not In a position to state. It Is common knowledge, how ever, that the kaiser's ermy was In a fair way to be defeated. Two million Russians were awaiting an opportunity to get started on their way to Berlin. Then the kaiser telegraphed to Von Hindenburg. offering him complete command of th force In Euat Prussia. It took th general lea than flv minutee to accept the otfer. Three hour later a special train waa waiting to take hlra to the capital. When th general reached the railroad station and looked over Ms train and corps of officers, aides. sn! orderlies standing at at tention beside it, he mlled. "Well, well. That 1 pretty good for an old pensioner. I gueaa!" . Tha following night a high-powered automobile driven by a young captain of artillery' sped out of Berlin, la the seat besid hlin sat General von Hin denburg. All night long th machine raced over th roada. It tore throush village after village. Shortly after daybreak tha . machine oama t a stop. From an automobile three offloera alighted. One of them had a roll of map under hi arm. There waa a quick conference, and shortly after It th second automobile turned around and started after that In which th one-time Joke of th German army waa again speeding toward th front All th .way to hla headquarter Von Hindenburg studied those map. By the time he reached hi destination h knew th position of every regtmeot undVr hi command. H knew Juat where each trench was and the location of every battery. That wa all he studied th ma pa for. He had been over practically every foot of the ground a score of time. For twenty year or more he had known just where every hill and depreaalon In the earth waa located. Ha ' Waa lamlllar with the roada and awampe. and when )eace relsnad he had careruily studied the Ruaeian territory across th bortier. Tleld SUmhaJ von Hindenburg wss more than acquainted with th country in ahUh he and hi men were to battle with th vaat hordes from the north. . - Simultaneously with his arrival the huaslans b-gan to be rolled back. Frightful bloodletting anaued and a victory was drawn In plaoa of a defeat from the battle of Tanneabcrg. War te "tirf the Jltaeys. OMAHA. Feb. 11. Te the Editor of Th Bee: Fpeaklng of "Jitney- and th pos sible effect they may have en th Income of the Omaha Street Railway company, I suggest that the street ear company call Its employes together, give them a nice heart-to-heart talk, and attempt to Impress upon them that ene of th rea sons why people are knocking the street cars i because of the everbearing man ner of many conductor and tnotormen, and that the practice of Just a little courtesy might puncture the aspiration of th "Jitney" promoters ttuicker than any thing else that could happen te them. Also that th success ef the "Jitneys" means less motormen snd conductor. Humanity seems to see Its shortcomings quicker wrhea presented through the me dium of th pocketbook. I. J. C. Thoaght Blar Bwelaeaa. ' WAHOO, Neb., FVb. 10. Te the Editor of Th Bee: "Nobody Is going to be sus picious of or afraid of any business merely because it Is big. If my Judg ment is correct nobody had been ens pldoii of any buslne merely because It wa big, but they have been suspicion whenever they thought that the blgnea waa being used to take an unfair ad vantage." President Wilson te the !Stc trta Railway commission. A a matter, or fact the real cause of suspicion against busines of any kind, large or small. Is the politician. The politician out of office Is often found to be laboring In season and out of season to acquire one. Under favorable legisla tion extending from th adoption of the Morrill tarirt law of 1S02 until the present time, except the period embraced in the last term of President Cleveland, our businesses, large and amall. had forged ahead by leaps and bounds, until some of them had become marvelous monuments to the sagacity and the capacity of the men who managed and controlled them. . It I fair to presum that under the rules that obtain under th law of uni versal competition that soma companies or Corporations will survive and others fall. Tha' history of th past prove it For year the war on prices between rival concerns demoralised business mil drove the owners of many costly and, otherwise valuable plants Into . bank ruptcy. In the fullness of time these rival concern awoke to the folly of playing the game and took steps to pool their Issues and this I where th modern politician began to get in his work. He was out of a Job and In the language of George William Curtis, "he wa hungry, and aa you may wall believe, he wa very ary." so he began sowing anew the soed of political discontent among the people, hoping thereby to secure a soft snap for himself. The conditions com plained of were said te be the result of a certain line of legislation and the party responsible for th legislation wa held up for public execration. Another politi cal party composed largely of politician oppoaed to this line of legislation wa constantly dinging into the ears nf th. people that the principle of "proteo- uon IS an alwmlniii nn tk. i. a tax and a robbery against the manv ior ine benefit of the few. A a matter or tact undesirable result will sometime appear under any kind ef legislation aadf with any political party In power, and no on knows It better than th politician who devotes hi time and energies to creating discontent among .the people. . The president take cognisance of the differences In th mental and Intellectual equipment ef man to manage buslne when he says "Some men get beaten because they hare not the brains that other men have." The wis politician never uses the statement because It does not. accord with his purpose. But op the other hand he ,1 always asserting that the "dear people's" rights and liberties are being outraged. - and then nronee. pto toll where and why. The president approuraana cioseiy io I no politician or demagogue when he said some men aro fitted only for employee that they have heads, but they are not particularly Turnhmed. Mr. Taft waa criticised when he was president for saying that "A lot of people in this country are not fitted for self-government." but he 'evidently told the truth Just the same. This la the class of people whom ' th professional reformer take Into his confidence. Mr. Wilson, in . the early day of his administration shed many crocodll tears ever tha existence of the powerful and wicked trusts, but he seem to possess within himself a monopoly on; optimism, and assure us that the country is about to enter on are era of prosperity and ascribe it to the work of congress. Optimism Is one of tha grandest and most useful or human qualities and Is to be commended whenever circumstance Justly It Ordinarily business does not need to ba told Just when the sun I shining and It will probably require more than th president' word to convince tt tht a free trade policy I what they need to become prosperous. Under th time-tried policy of "protec tion 'It wa not necessary to be meting out to business a measure of political or economic optimism. It wa not neces sary for th president to degenerate to the level of a stump speaker In order to convince the wage worker that he ,w more prosperous than th wage worker of any other country. Ill head may not be particularly furnished, but as he marqhea along th streets and thorough fares of hla native or adopted country in unserrled phalanx he can probably guess pretty close a te whether It la winter without touching hla tongue to th steel. C. H. QILI4LAN. People and Events Reports indicate that tne vad, gta!atur is rualting throush a bill reatorlng th former "free and easy" divorve system which- scandalised the nation two year back. But Nevada needs the business as W4ll as the money, and th moral law oaa go-to. ' Pont gaiety pervades the gloom tn Indiana. G. W. ('lemons, a Jeweler of OieenaUurg. havlug btnin asked by his pastor. Rev. 3. II. Doddrlilsre. to pray at a n-rvtoe. seut th pastor a Ull tor U for the Jot The pastor cam back tth a bill for fiO for benefits on rvrrcd by hla mtiiioh, At last account th,e pastor had not re rived bis balance of t. Nebraska Editors The Wahoo Wasp waa printed for the fi:-l time last week on It new standard Habcock prea. Wert L. Kirk, who formerly owned an Interest in th Crelshton New, has pur chased the gpencer Advocate.. C. A. MltchaU. propcrltor ef th Bruns wick Independent, has bought the Hath away building. H moved his plant Into It lat Friday. George Klein, who brought suit sgalnst Adam Beede, proprietor of th Heating Tribune for 110000 for libel, wa gives a Judgment for S The Norfolk Press uggeat for th reining editorial meeting a debate, ' "The Newapaper against Th Journal With Aa Editorial Policy." It say: "We'd like to line up such men a Messrs. Pur cell,' Backhaul, Kmllh, Richmond arfi) Pool aealnat such as Howard. Oreeii I'ont, Kvily. Qulnby and Van reusen." The building and plant of th Pender Time, owned by Mark W. Murray, were burned lakt meek. The blase started from a blase umler the pre that was being used te thaw ths Ink. Mr. Murray has artansed to have his paper printed til Sioux Oly until he ran arrange for a lira- pi. int ai d new ciuartera Th va I cohered ty kiysurance. Editorial Shrapnel Pittsburgh JDtcpatch: The senate killed the bill to make the capital dry. Prrhsps becaus It would bave been a cruet and unusual eelf-punlshment . Pittsburgh Dispatch: Electric voting machines will Ssve congress thirty-five minutes on roll cells. What will congress do with those thirty-five minutest Waste them in words? Washington Post: Dr. Anna Howard Phaw complains that 'men are Illogical with women, but you can hardly blame 'em for trying . to arrive 'it t mutual Understanding somehow. New Tork World: With his gifts to benevolence ef guz.tiS'SS, no matter bow he got the money,. Andrew Carnegl else tip pretty well with J-arlou noisy gentle men who never earned more than lis a week in their live and never gave away a dollar. Brooklyn Eagle: Well-bred women sre common enough. Good-bread women are scarcer than conscientious wheat specu lator or hen's teeth. The roasting of the baker is premature till the yeast of edu cation has made the housewives rise to aa emergency. Springfield ' Republican: A Nebraska woman suffering from a nervous break down has found relief In New Tork, where ahe attended the theater and opera thirty-two times In thirty day, not count lag concerts, and th hotel doctor whom she consulted comment that "what is en man's meat Is another man's poison." But what the patient really wanted sad got, very likely, was change of scene, freedom from laborious and Irritating routine, and relief from responsibility. The New Tork occupation may well bave been Just th right medicine. LAUGHING GAS. "I fey. Hods, why fto you always put 'dictated' on your letter; You don't keep a stenographer." "No: but to tell the troth, old chp, my spellings rocky." boston Transcript "1 see s conspiracy te suspected in flour." "Tea; I suppose the conspirators ee a chance of getting all the dough." Balti more Aiaerioaa. ' Nod You don't mean te say you kep a dlaryT Todil Vot e'tlle so low as thit. I'm Just looking up to see th day I mi mar ried. This year I propoe to rasa a safe and san wedding anniversary. Ut. fthe Hubby deaft what Is the difference between reu and 3S?" , He 1 give It up. Bh Oh. you dear! And I thonght I would have awful trouble getting the money- for my new hat Philadelphia Ledger, . ALONG THE LONG WAY. (To the Tun ef "Tlpperary.") Oh the long way was Sllppersry, When th raid frese on th snow; He wa gaslng at pretty Mary , . . When his feet from the path let go; . No bones wer broken, - - Though he cam down with vim. But a wee, wee amile smiled pretty Mar, And that's what hurt him. 'Twa a cold mom la February ". That the rain frote on the snow. When hi eye met thos ef pretty Mary . And his feet from the path let go; His body got no bruise (He stoutly did assert), ' But that we, wee smli from pretty Mary That sure did hurt, . , Along tha long way comes spinster Mary, From th long, long ago: v Forty years ah ha earned her bread and butter And hoed her lonelv row And she give to all young and hopeful meinens This wisest of all tins: ' If you ever, ever wsnt to marry, Don t smile when the man slips. Omsha. BATOLL JfE TRELE. . v-- -. The eight cylinder Cadillac will do more of the; things which k motorist wants his car: to do than any other car in the world. To locate the Cadillac at the Show ju$t look for the busiest exhibit. Cadillac Co of Omaha Om&ha, Neb. Busy Bee Boys ancl Girls BIKE We have a grand surprise for you. We will give a Dicycle next. You can have your choice of either a Boy's or Girl's wheel. It is a famous i WORLD - MOTOR. It-has a 2Cr-inch Frame with CoaEter Brake. Motor Bike Handle Bars, Eagle Diamond Saddle, Motor Bike Pedals, Motor Bike Grip, Luggage Carrier Ilolder, Folding Stand,' Front and Hear Wheel Guards, Truss Frame and Front Fork. This picture of the bicycle will be in The Bee every day. Cut them all out and ask , your friends to save the pic tures io. their paper for you, . too. See how many picture you can get and bring them "to The Ree office, Saturday, - March 6th. The bicycle wUI. be gtvea Free to the boy or girl that eend as the most picture be fore 4 p. m., featurday, March 6 th.. Subscribers can help the children in the contest, by asking for picture certifi cates when they pay their subscription. We give a cer tificate good for 100 pictures for every dollar paid. Payments ahould be made to. our authorized carrier ur ftgtnt, or sent direct to bv mail. Is there any little boy or girl that really needs a NEW BICYCLE? Write and tell ns about it. Maybe some body will help you try to win it.k Io U ur i us I