T7IE BEE: OMATfA, SATCWUV, FKMRUARY H. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE POUNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATER. I VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR. The Bee Publishing Company. Proprietor. ITlEB BUILPINO, FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omaha portofflc ee econd-class matter. Fy mail per year. W 4 00 .00 4.00 Z on TfcfOIS OP Pt'BBCRIPTloN. Br carrier per month. Hiltr end Sunder Mr.... Tally without Ptindsy....' c.... rVenlng anil Sunday Evening without Sunday tfa.... AuvMlav Rm nnlV JfC.... ream notice oi rrar.M or itiarrFi or i-onii'iin i trregulsrltv In delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation Peyart merit. BF.MITTANrK. Remit hv!rft, erre or pomal order. Only two 'efil stamp received In payment of amall ae eounta. Persons! checks, except on Omaha and eaatern srhanf. not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Btillitlng South Cmaha an. N street. Council Fluff 14 Nortli Main street. Lincoln-- Little Building. Chicago W Hearst Building New York Room HW, 2M Flflh avenua. St. Lout -MS New Bank of Commerce. Wsshlnaton 7 Fourteenth Bt.. N. W. CORREPPONDENCB. Address rrtnmunlcatlona relatlnir to tiswa and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Depart mut. JAM'AHY ClItCl LATION. 53,714 Stat at Kehreeka, County of Pouglas. aa. llwlaht WHIIama. Publishing company. Tea-are circulation Circulation minurr of The Bea helna duly sworn, aava that the for the month of January. 1915. WM 6.1741. . DWIOrIT WILLIAMS. Circulation Msnager. Sebecrlhed In mv presence and sworn to before ma, this Id day of February, ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Tubllc. Subscribers leaving the cjty temporarily eoould have The Be mailed to tnem. .Ad. drees will be changed aa often aa requested. ,f senary Defeat of the Literacy Test Although the president's veto of tbe literary teat Immigration bill bss been sustained by a very clone margin, the country Is to be con. postulated on baring this Indefensible and un American measure scotched. The bill would hare laid sn embargo upon admission to our Kales for foreign bom men and woman ambitious to better their condition in life with no fault but tbe misfortune of having been deprived of i chance for schooling In their nstlve land, an1 would have reversed the policy of the republic, since its foundation In holding out an asylum to the oppressed and persecuted of despotic countries. The sponsors of the literacy test have al ready announced they will continue their efforts, and will try again In the next congress to write It on the statute books, veto or no veto. We have no doubt they will omit nothing to make tbe goat, but we apprehend that the literacy test part of the measure has been put to sleep . for at least four years. The reasons given by President Wilson for returning the bill without his signature will hold good during the re mainder of his term, and another veto will be harder to over-ride In the next house, where the democratic majority is to be much smaller. The commendable features of the bill, of which there are many, particularly those relating to the administration of the Immigra tion bureau, could easily have been enacted separately In the last congress, or In this on;. but tbe bidden forces behind It evidently want the literary test or nothing. They will now no doubt endeavor to Inject It Into the issues of the ext presidential campaign, but we seriously oubt whether any great national political party will care to Include In Its platform a literacy teat plank bound to antagonize and allenato the bulk of our foreign-born voters and liberal minded native born as well. An American Air Scout in the European War Thought for the Day SaVcrf by Frank Oteor Niw'tun Jfutfo is tretl $ald to bi th $peaK ofanqth; in act, nothing mmong (As ulttrancet allow d to mow is fU to e so divin. It bring $ us star to t&s injinitt; tr look for monwufi , across the lowly fltmmti, into tht Vernal sea of light, vhtm song leads and tufpt'ru . TAomas VarlyU. Too full bill-hopper will make the premiums for place on tbe sifting committee at Lincoln look Ilk -the price of wheat. And 16 think of ordering orchids from Eng land for our park greenhouses in the face of thl t "nade-to-Omaha' propaganda. Some of the crowned warrtors may be proul of their achievements In six months of slaughter and rain, bat the war bul'etlns fall to furnish a diagram. The humorous department of tbe Congret Mton al Record passed up the most tempting op portunity of the session In falling to bracket the filibuster speeches with the accompanying snores. Folk whp have navigated about Omaha on foot this week will appreciate better than ever tbe travel difficulties experienced by the Arctli explorers. They may have a sympathetic feel Ing for even Dr. Cook. Tbe talk of "taking the State Normal board oat of politics" will produce no permanent good by merely changing tbe party label., Rchoolmaa tera make pretty good politicians, but politicians are not good achoolmasters. BBBSaaBSSMMSBaBaakBBBaaBaaMBBaBaB 1 It Batters little to grain owners whether or not England can enforce Us food contraband order. Waning nations need the supplies. It up te them to come for the goods and pay th price, with interest on deferred purchases. No longer does Nebraska afford every man 4 farm. First comers got the pick of the bargains The fact that 8,000 homesteads, embracing 800. 06 acres, were entered In 1914 proves that taare are many seoond-cbolc quarter sections left for the landless. The exact number of conversions acored by "BOly Bandar during his Philadelphia engage msrct Is advertised. If It Is results that count, the' proportion of converta Omaha will be en titled to should be figured out and Incorporated as a, minimum into tbe contract. A system which penalises the home owner for neglecting to clear his sidewalks of snow and Is unable to reach the nonresident property owner la discrimination with the bark on. Tbe nonresident profits by the enterprise of the real dent, hut does not turn hand or shovel. If the legal machinery of the city cannot cope with such discrimination. It is time to fatten the scran pile. .Mil jmom aa The following Invitation leaded to f rl nda of the contractina rartiea will Interest Omaha ptle: "Mr and Xra. U. W. Uuinser of Omaha requeet your pre enca at the marrUae of their daughter. Florence, to Mr. T. L. Holler, at t p. m. at Trinity cathedral Mr. ItaJler Is a reetdrnt of Council Hljffa, and Mlas Lintnser one of the eoclety favorltea of thia city A young gentli-nuin put In an appearance la ft Blglit at the houae of Mr. William Gentleman, the popular grocer. To apeak In a paradoxical manner, tbe young Oentieman U a girl. Toe B. !. paaaer.ger depot It being repainted a'ld Teaovaled. Miaa llama gave a delightful prograai a euchre party to honor of her gueat. Mlaa Carrie Biahup of Denver, the prisa went to Miaa tiU-hardeon. Mla.i Bftm of Chicago aad Mlaa Dollle McCormlck. aad to Me r. John Clarke, Bark and Nate-Craiy. WUIuun Hocliford and family rv aiding near Eight eatn and CaateUar had a narrow eacapa from fceptoyxlaitoa from coal gas. ' X letter from Dick Dwyer, llrat oaaamaa of the 1'aloa Patllc tara, announi-eo that Prank Bandle haa aiguad with the Lairaa Lea club of St Louia. white XHrrer. Wtlkina and Walah will go with the Roche te baa ball aaaookUion. The Paintera union, with forty-one member en rolled, fees been ersaniaed. with C. W. Campbell aevatdcot; Thomaa Minpaon, organUar, and IIjutT Itiajv treasurer. Emphasizing the Terror of War. The notice given out by the German ad miralty, extending the war zone to Include the waters surrounding the British Isles, and In (Mrectly portions of the French coast, was no: unexpected. It had already been foreshadowed by a statement from Admiral von Tlrpltz, and as a strategic move is intended to offset as fsr as possible the undoubted advantage England has enjoyed In the matter of International commerce. From the British admiralty comes the antici pated threat of a retaliatory move, and whatever form this counter stroke may take, It will mean that newer and more complete destruction of property Is to mark tbe progress of the war's operations. The sum of war'a horrors is not yet complete, and it may be that our dulled sensibili ties will yet be aroused by some form of terror as yet unexperienced. The matter is rapidly reaching a point where the rights of neutrals are being seriously in volved. At present tbe belligerents seem ut terly reckjess of consequences, but the logical effect of their headlong course may yet force them to pause. It la certain that neither can long withstand the recoil of sentiment that will surely follow a career of terror too long pursued. National Convention Representation. The revised delegate apportionment plan which hag been adopted for tbe next republican convention provides a ratio of representation that is elastic and changeable. While it gives each congressional district one delegate, it makes tbe right to a second delegate depend upon the number of votes cast for the party candidate at the preceding election, and the fact that the new plan makes no change In the number of dele gates to be chosen for Nebraska is due solely to the polling of sufficient republican votes In our six congressional districts to entitle each dis trict to two delegates. So far as we know the democrsts will have the same apportionment rule as heretofore, and the progressives, if they hold a convention, which is extremely doubtful. will do likewise, for neither of these two parties has made any move toward convention reform Modifications already made, or likely to be made. In the usual plan of apportionment calls attention to the fact that the provision of the Nebraska primary law governing the choice of convention delegates and alternates doea not fit in with the reform idea of representation pro portioned to vote. Our law requires in so many words that each political party shall choose four delegatea-at-large, with the remainder of the quota of delegates "equally divided" between th several congressional districts. Our law there fore, undertakes to fix the distribution within the state of the national convention delegates allotted to Nebraska by each of the political parties. Now, there is no certainty whatever that our congresstonsl districts will for all future time have the same delegate representation as every other district. In a word, If one or more of our Nebraska districts were rightfully limited to only one delegate to a national convention either our stste law would have to be violated or the convention call would have to be ignored. The conclusion we must draw is that our primary law, go far as It relates to national con vention representation, will sooner or later re quire recasting, or, better yet, tbe whole subject of presidential nominations will have to be taken over by congress and all conflicting state rules and regulations subordinated to national lefts latlon. So much of a dramatic nature appears In the dally preaa relating to the activities of the air pilots In the European war that It la Intervatlog to read the per aonal experience of an American Tier who aerved as a pilot with the French aviation corns, recounted In the Scientific American. Frederick C. Hlld, the well known American filer. Inspired with the aplrlt of ad venture, nailed for France with a large band of re eervlata from New York In the early part of Septem ber. From the time of hi departure on the eteamei ami up to the point of hie actual service aa an army air pilot Mr. Hild'a experlencra are replete with In atancea of having to contend with offlCal red tape In a manner that wai anything but encouraalng to a man who had crowed the ocean to aerve aa a volunteer In one of the mort dangerona of the military branches. Landing at Havre, he obaorved that "nearly all fnrtorlea were cloeed, and the sight of women, both young and old, sweeping the streets clean and col lecting; the fares on the tramway waa rather pecu liar." In raris, also. Industry waa at a low ebb, the only factorlea operating being those that were turning nut supplies for the government, the othera being losed for laek of men. The sight of barricades In Paris, tralnloads of wounded soldlera, and troops of German prisoners, was among his other foretastes of war. Arriving at the aviation station at Tours, he passed his examination as a pilot, the test being to take an aeroplane to a height of 7.000 feet, remaining at or above that altitude for at least an hour. The outfitting department from which he waa to get hla uniform reminded him of "a second-hand clothing store In New York City." Tho barn-like structure serving as pilots' quarters wss far from inviting. But Mr. Hlld's fellow pilots were a congenial company, Including many wealthy Frenchmen and world-famous fliers, as well as some distinguished foreigners. The routine of the ramp, beginning with the morn- ng busls call at 6..'J, the hasty toilet In a cold stream. l breakfast of black coffee and hard, dry bread wisely supplemented by purchases from peasants In the vicinity), together with disappointing waits for duty and occasional trial flights, filed up the period before actual service at the front. The longed-for order which finally came took Mr. Hlld. in company with five other pilots, to ft. Cyr. where six Morane Saulner aeroplanes awaited them. In these machines, equipped with map "ases and compasses, they set out on their Journey for the front, near Arras. The flight was short, but gave some Interesting glimpses of activ ity In the war aonr. "Several times." nays he. "with the aid of field glasses, I could see far below me thousands of soldiers marching toward the battle front. Destroyed bridges over the Otse and Soinme rivers showed me ground that had been occupied by the Germans a few weeks before." The next morning tame an actual aervtce flight To quote 'from his narrative: "Rising to a height of 7.000 feet. I headed the ma chine toward Doual and thence toward Lens. The flight Issted a little longer then an hour, and proved to be Intensely exciting. At times It wss Impossible to see the earth directly along the line of battle, owing to the terrific cannonading going on: the smoke waa so denie that It seemed as If we were flylnr above tho clouda. We penetrated the enemy'a line for a distance of half a doten miles where the amtual movement of troops was going on. the data on which waa Tjtitte Important to the Trench. There appeared vast eohtmna of soldlera that In the winding roads seemed Ilka great big snakes crawling slong." In an hour of flying the observer on Mr. Hlld's ma chine had sufficient time to make ample notea of the movemrnts of the enemy's troops over which they were flyng, and upon alighting theao notea were imme diately dispatched to the front. After making thia report, other machines equipped for bomb dropping and the discharging of sharp-pointed steel arrows, were dispatched to haraae the enemy a troops, air. Hlld alves an Interesting description of these new mls- alles and the method of dlacharglng them. One ma chine of thia particular expedition of destruction failed to return, having become the victim of terrific gunfire at an Imprudent level. Loaa of life among the aviators at Mr. Hild a particular section of the battle front, lie had been Informed, had been two a week since the war began. Mr. Hlld's third flight over the eneiuy almost proved to be his last one. starting out wrth hla observer, wlio wss equipped to dispatch the ateel darts, they flaw about over a mass of Oermsn troops, dodging In and out among the clouds In order to foil the gunners firing at them. Proceeding to return to headquarters, a German machine was sighted. Mr. Hlld decided to alve chase, although he and his observer were armed only with revolvers. The Oerman machine headed for a cloudbank. Meanwhile another appeared, opening fire on the French aeroplane with a machine gun, With the armored German having an advantageous Volition above him, and the other Taube turning about and heading back for the fray, things were getting hot for Hlld and his companion. I then did the only thing possible. Pushing my elevating laver forward, my apparatus dived head first ao steeply that It nearly turned upside down, and in a moment I waa a thousand feet away, quite low, but fortunately for both of ua we were, well behind tho German lines, and over country where there were few or no German soldUrs to be seen, otherwise wa should have been facing further dlfflcultlea to hamper our escape, I'pon arriving at the bottom of our ateep descant, I leveled out my machine and soon left the German machines a the rear. Twice Told Tales Reasoaeel Oat. Congressman Allan B. Walsh of New Jersey waa reminded of thia little Incident when the conversation turned to the multitudinous questions that are put to the noor railroad man. One afternoon a traveling saleeman from a big city hanMd in the little town of Cranbury, N. J., and after completing his business he started to return tu the railroad station, which Is quite a distance from the town proper. "Talk about towns." he breathlessly remarked to a n.tiva aa ha eventually reached the platform, "this dunui la certainly the limit." "Thafa what they all say." Indifferently responded tha native, with a casual glance at the otner. "I've lost no end of good time beating It over that blnomln' road." Impatiently continued the salesman. "What do you auppoaa they put tha atatlon so far from the town for?" "Dented If I know." carelessly answered the native, "unless thev wanted to have It near tha railroad track."-PblladeIphta Telegraph. ES Service of the State Farm. A shipment of lambs from the state farm at the I'nlverslty of Nebraska was sold or a record price on the market at South Omaha. This fact In itself is not to be wondered at, for tbe Inci dent Is not at all unusual; it is the purpose of the stste farm to produce the best, and by its ex perience to enable the farmers and stock raisers of tbe state to secure better results. The pro duction of fsncy stock for exhibition is not eso dally desirable, though It Is Incidental to the service of tbe state farm. Establishment and de velopment of practical methods of fsrmlng is the real object of the institution, with tha train, ing of young men and women la waya that will add to the wealth of the state by reason of the application of better methods. The state farm and training school at Lincoln la one of Ne braska's greatest assets, and should be carefully fostered as such. Immediate reduction of water and light rates could accomplish more toward solving the prob lem than any amount of oratorical spouting. People and Events The new governor of Alabama. Charlea Henderson, took tha oath of office on the aame Bible Jtfferaon levls used when he waa Inaugurated president of tho southern confederacy. Tha very lateat word ou aiMrlng inUUoery, bearing the Chicago O. K.. provides for naval architecture on feminine ltd-battleahlp deatgns and submarine col ors Tugged to kill, aa usual. Loyal New Yorkers do not challengt Billy Sunday's percentage of wlckedneaa In the city, but soberly con tend that most of it cornea from visitors who leave their morale at home. Wouldn't that Jar you? The Seats-Roebuck company of Cnlcago did not try to rival Henry Ford's LM per cent dividend shot, but thy distributed a W per osnt dividend oa twenty times tha Ford capita:. Another bright spot on Chicago's business cloud. A bughouse resident of Yonkers. N. Y . on Janu ary M bought a atraw Ud at a bargain eale. He ap peared cm tha street wearing the alga of aummer and waa quickly chased to bta home by polio and offended ettlaana. Yonkats, It may be acUed. ia a circumspect community. ' which will not tolaraU scoffing at the weather clerk, who saoves la the highest circles of respectability. Fereoaallttea Whatever. BENNINGTON, Neb., Feb. 4. To the Kflltor of The Be. In his recent artlfl Two Kinds of Neutrality" J. F. Wey- briirht aceneea me of "resorting to per sonal abuse Instead of using arguments." I leave it to any intelligent reader of Tha Bee to point out one single lonesome ar gument In all of Mr. Weybrlght's writ ing. I am aura the good brother does not understand aa much about an argument treasonable proof) as a young calf about geometry; anyhow he has to prove the contrary yet. i Neither is It true that the one kind of reutrsllty forbids Americans as Individ uals from raying or doing anything not favorable to Germany. How absurd. Mr. Weybrlght certainly saya all he pleases; and If he should go to 1ondon to kotow before George V; no one will hinder him. It Is only when he attempta to publish. over hla signature, unproved, rotten Ilea or Insulting slsnder against Germany nd ner cause In this rrlevoug war, that lie will be called down, and that In no mincing war either. Professor A. Wheeler ("President of tha California State University) says: "What ever tha cause of this war, the German emperor la not responsible for It." Prof. D. Starr Jordan (President of Leland Stanford Vntveralty aald that the Eng. llsh policy Is one of the chief causes; while Prof. Burgess. .(Dean of the Poli tical Science Department of Columbia 1'nlverslty) proved convincingly that Rus sia, England and France entered thia conspiracy for the purpose of destroying Orrmany. Mltliona of Americans will ccept their Judgment as correct. Now, Mr. Weybrlght advises me to con sult a physician- on a bad case or "Kal ec rltls:" am sure his own case of "Hln gllsh spleen" Is beyond the skill of any human physician. E. V. NL'SBAV'M. Eicoirsiremeal. OMAHA. Vh iTn . VVIIInr ,.t Tl, Bee: Jut read the letter over Mr W. J. Woodwarda denature. T hnn vnu will hot feel bad because vnu ate s-nlnar ti loss his paper, for yoo will certainly get ten in its pi ace. your paper Is the clean est In Orftaha for news and justice. E. M. FOR JUSTICE. Awerlra'a Mlaalou, LYNCH. Nab.. Feb. 4. To the Kultor of The Bee: Let America guard well Its Place. The mighty war god that already reuma aupreme over half of the nations is ever ready to draw more vlctlma into the' Inferno that now rases In Kurnne. In thia great crisis who Is there that shall say there la no danser that we mav he drawn Into this great war that already itaa touched every continent of the world? Distance from the conflict of Europe Is no guarantee for our aafetv from w.i- The, Monroe doctrine, Internal dlecord. the dispute over rights on the onen seaa: these are ever present sources of danger. But la not America to a treat evtnnt helping to prolong the war when it al lows enormous supplies of Implementa of war to be aent to the belllaerenta? win not thia attitude revert back condemna tion . on our own head unless speedily stopped? God grant that the great ef forts thst are being nut forth for that purpoaa mar not falL for Amerlca'a mi. aion nas ever been one of peace. America has never failed yet to helpestablish the true principles of righteousness and justice, and let us hope It will not fall now. M. M. RHODI Mora Vor la Us Than Poultry. AOUTH OMAHA, Feb. 6,-To the Ed itor of The Bee: While in manv wav r think The Bee in Its policies Is well con. ducted and In the main the editorials are or a nigh order of merit, and while I do not want to enter Into any controversy with you on on subject, yet I think you have been too hard on lawyers in rearard to contingent fees. For, a great many times, they would get nothing ,lf they did not have an agreement of the kind In order to protect themselves. While some lawyers may "turn" their clients, yet on the whole I thmk they conduct their busi ness om a high plane of honesty toward their own clients. When It comes to 'high charges. I do not think "lawyera can com within a mil of your charges for advertising, es peclallje, la Twentieth' Century Fanner. If I would Just place my name and ad dress in Twentieth Century Farmer for on year it would coat me $13.60. As I hav said before the high prices for feed and for advertising knock the profits out of the poultry business. I know Just what I am talking about, for I have had over twenty-five yeara of experience In tt on quit a large scale a part of tha time, and then on a smaller scale. While I have never aotually lost any money In the poultry hualness, yet the margin left after paying printing and advertising and feed bills is so narrow that It la about the same as a loaa. On the whol I do not think the law. yera with tha contingent fee r in It a little bit with th advertising public. tio- F. A. AGNEW. Whither .tre W Drlftlagrr COUNCIL BLUFFS. Ia. Feb. 4-To tha Editor af Th Be: Being a constant reader of Th Be 1 tax. the privilege of answering tha complaint of ona W. J. Woodward, hailing from Lewis, Ia. This article appears under the caption "Dead Set Against Jrignara." but In reality this gentleman appears to be worked up ever th fact that th present president. Ilka that of two former presi dents, has seen fit to veto a hill that to hla underatanding would work a hard ship on many deserving people should It eventually becom a law. At this Inopportune time when the ma. Jorlty of our people are clamoring for peace it behooves our friend from Lewie to stir up strife between two or more rlasse of good citlsens who may have alight differences In their religious be liefs, which la reality are not detrimental to either. Such sentiments aa expressed by Mr. Woodward hav no plao in America, whereas w depend on th oppressed and other! dissatisfied people of the world to seek refuge here, and In the future, aa In th paat, they become peanrful. law-abiding cittsena. thua proving th worth of mankind when given a chance. EDWARD KINO. lX South With street. British Shipping New York World: The presence in the Irish Sea of a powerful German subma rine, ano miles by the most direct route from Its nearest base. Is one of the most significant developments of the sir. If one hostile undersea boat can Invade watera that are practically a British lake and carry terror to the mouth of the Mersey, others may be expected to fol low the example. Cleveland Plsln Denier: The actual damage done by the German craft Is In consequential. Such raids can have no appreciable effect on British commerce. The benefit to the Germans of submarine acttvltlea must lie wholly In their moral effect. If the sinking of three unimpor tant merchant ships shall establish a reign of terror among British shippers there may be some substantial advantage. fprlngfleld Republican: Whether any thing approaching a blockade could be managed under such conditions Is doubt ful, but a considerable amount of damage could be done, and the peril Is not easy to meet. The helplessness of the freighter comes from its slowness; while thia dan ger lasts speed In th carrying trade will be at a premium. Ia peao time twelve knots may be an economical speed; when there are submarines about a shipowner would gladly spend a good deal for double that speed. Philadelphia Ledger: A submarine can carry but a small number of torpedoes, snd operating as they must In seas closely patrolled by tha British and French war ship, ther Is no opportunity for the utilisation of auxiliaries. The work of the Germany submarines must therefore be regarded in the light of raiding opera ttona over a limited area, and aubject to extreme, difficulties. Their success is all the more conspicuous because of the ob stacles to he overcome. A CARD FROM FLANDERS. Frederlok Nlven. In Flanders on the Christmas morn The trenched foeinen lay. The German and the Briton born And it waa Christmas day. The red sun roue on fields accurst. The gray fog fled away; But neither cared to fire the first, For it was Christmas day. They called from each to each across The hideous disarray (For terrible had been their loss); "Oh, this is Christmas day!" Their rifles all they set aside, One Impulse to obey; 'Twes Just the men on either aide, ' Just men and Christmas day. They dug the graves for all their dead And over them did pray; And Englishman and German said: "How strange a Christmas day!" Between the trenchea then they met, Shook hands, and e'en did plav At gamea on which their hearts are set On happy Chrlstmaa day. Not all the emperors and kings. Financiers, and they Who rule us could prevent these things For it was Christmas day. Oh, ye who read this truthful rhyme From Flsnders. kneel and say: Godspeed the time when every day Shall be aa Chrlstmaa dsy. LAUGHING GAS. I'm ulnklni- Into a state of despond- eni-y. doctor." "lou can t be, my dear sir. "Why not?" Haven't you Just told me your head's swimming?" Baltimore American. 'feah this is a grosstpy place!" 'Push why?" Snah even the rooms eoramunlcet with one another." Harvard Lampoon. tou con t see any eoitoriais wnnj the aubject of whither sre we drifting." "No: m-hither ant wa aklddins is the proposition now." Louisville Courier-Journal. Bacon 1 vnur wife continually asking "What's the trump?" when playing cards? Moert rno. not continually, romemmre she only looks it. Yonkers Statesman. Fortune Teller Tha lines on your hsnd. madam, Indicate your future clearly. Ymi will marry a second time. Boston Tran script. With but three minutes to cstcli liM train, the traveling salesman Inquired of the street csr conductor, "Can't you gi faster than this?" "Yes." the bellrlnger replied, "but t hsv to stsy with my car." Harper's Magatlne. Rheumatism pains are danitrtus if ne glected. If stopped, they lessen the risk of heart affections. Those frightful pslns, stiff joint snd swollen muscles sre instantly relieved by SLOAN'S LINIMENT fine for lumbago snd sciatica. Cfcas. H. Weat worth, StaaUlaoa, Cal. mi "I wa a sufferer from Acute Rneumatttra for twelve yean. A friesd recommaeded Rloeo's Llnimeetr I Sot a bottle aad the silo left ss soos at 1 applied tha liniment." At all dealer. Price Me. Sac. O Sl.00 Dr. Earl ISIoii.lnc. Pbiia. t .Minis Original genuine I rV f l.ajSeW4ii, "CMeU JtnUatknP Ilia Food-Drink for an Asm . Rich milk, malted grata, in powder farm. For infants, in valid aad growing chiUncu Pure nutrition, apUuldiiig the whole body. Invigorates nursing mothers aad th aged. Moro bralthful than ton or coffee, 'ake a subaUtata. ah far HORUCICS r EDITORIAL SinTKGS. Cleveland Plain Dealer: Several of th best koowa Engliah wi iters f fiction tell th papers that they hav no tlm for novel writing, bow that th war ts on. War ia not altogether had. Louisville Courier-Journal: A parachute I something which prevents you from landing suddenly when you Jump from a ballooa. An aeroplane ia a - device for making daring soul sorry thsy didn't take along parachute Mildred Is Next n, T'MV.H'ajisjsi V v) : h-1 r.W" ' " -.1 .: v - . ' ten . . s. !V ' ' -? -;': J ::- -V j':' , ;S-i,,. j. 5 :j v .-4... ..5... .-, J a " , - - 1 '' -"v. ' ' ' V- v J.-.-: I v V . t ' ' - ' ' Tv , -i i, ' I t t ! Mill rn nil mil in I II . The snow will surely melt when she comes out with her beaming countenance and beau tiful spring .gowns, all pink' and white. She has great rolls of waxen curls, big blue eyes and oh dear me, when you see her dainty little feet and pink shoes and stockings, you'll just want to eat her up. Mildred vtil be given free to tho little girl nnder 12 years of age that brings or malls ua tbe largest number of doll's pictures cut out of the Dally and Sunday Bee before 4 p. m., Saturday, February . s Mildred's picture will be in The Bee every day this week. Cut them out and ask your 'friends to save the pic tures in the paper for you, too. See how many pictures of Mildred you can get, and be sure to turn them in to The Bee office before 4:00 p. m. Saturday, February 6. You can see "Mildred at The Bee Office More Skates for our Busy Bee Boys , i o.:rvt-y-ew w, , J '"" 1 " ,f '-" T I III II ll.milll .11. r " '-' Barney at Barry Amartoan Ctata, Nickel Plated. TaxaDarsd Wslded Steal Blade Blaa to fit. This picture of one of the Skates will bo la The Bee every day this week. Cut tbera all out and ask your friends to aave tho pic tures in their paper for you. too. See how many picture you can get and bring them to The Bee office nest Satur. day. The Skates wil be given Free to the boy that sends us the most pictures before 4 I. M. Saturday, February 0.