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CORRESPONDENCE). 'A'Areaa eamnruniratlona relating ta w and edi torial anatter ta Omaha Bea, Tentorial Department. JAxrAnv ctrcvlatiox. 53,714 Stale of Nehrapka. County of Dowel, as. Dwlghl Williams, circulation irtanaer of The Rea Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average circulation for tha month of January. 1813, waa 3.71. DWIOTIT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Snbacribed (a my presence and sworn to before ma, thla 2d day of February. 1913. ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Tiibllc. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should have The Bee mailed to them. Ad dres will be changed as often a requested. , INibroary 4 Thought for the Day 5icff by E. M. Jon It m not enough for to bt mvttctom only. W mutt b man and tcomen of general ior motion, of liberal education in thort, men ami uomen of culture. On tt$. Jt The snow shovel la pushing to tha front as a Icq of the spring campaign. Six weeks more of groundhog hibernation but titer are exception! to all rulet. Th democratic pilots are surely having a tough time keeping that ship purcbaa bill nosed to the chart. Dut our amiable democratic contemporary falla to make It plain whether It Is for the nepotism bill or against It. All thing, considered, the bill hopper man aged to do a tolerably brisk business on the last two days of Its performance at Lincoln. Welfare work Is conceded to be an Instru mentality for good. Even" the city commission will appreciate all the welfare work It can com mand for the spring months. No codding. Like Art m us Ward, Congressman Dau Stephens is willing to sacrifice all bis wife's relations who are fighting la the German array providing' be ' ran keep Uncle Sam out of the muss. By sending another personally selected agent to Mexico, President Wilson doubtless hopes tj get a line on the number and speed ot the revo lutions. News reports overlook census statistic. All th women teachers demoted or dis missed without hearing by the last school board aav now been reinstated, but nothing yt for the man teacher similarly dropped. What about it? Contributors to The Bee's Christmas ship col lection are hearing by letter from the children In Europe who were made happy by the gifts. That's the best kind of a receipt that any one could furnish. A showing of 100,000 new depositors In the postal savings banks during the Isst six month. Is gratifying proof of national thrift. War checks the speed but does not wholly obstruct the ad vance of the saving babtt. Today Is expected to tell whether the literacy test boosters can put It serosa In the house over th president's veto. Failure in the bouse woull finish it, although, of coure, the veto would kUU td u&! outvoted In the senate too. Why an-all-the-yesr-round salary for a Jury coamalssloner who will have only a few weeks work at most? If bo present salsrled officer caa do the job, why not pay the Jury commlsstouer a per diem for th actual time he puts in! i r? W.. . Ml. A.fi)jaPBimjWI, . . M 1 A propf tlv Introduction of manual tralalna Into tha hUh achool la Indicated by a resolution aJoplcd by tha achool board. ior.tltutlng a i-ommlttea of Jrfwers. CopclMnd, Urlffln and Parker to estimate tha oot of ttie different tma and report aa eooa at jrtnlble. ' Tba officer, end director of the Omaha Loan and fcutliilns aaauciatiun for tha enaulng year are: l'ri--ont. W. P. Btrhel; vice preel.lent. John Roak-ky; afc perintendent. E. K. XatUnser: treaurer. E. K. Lone additional dlrectoie. O. Andrta. Jamea Foraythe. John Butler. C. IL Turner, C. V. Need hem. L. M. Ithetm Tha Clea lub voncert at the Boyd latt night l prooeunccd a brilliant musical event, tha aolos being contrlbuUd by Mlaa mint Medulla Baker, oontralto; George H. Brodeiirk, baaa; Mlaa Alice At wood, so prune, aod Frederick Auatin, on tba cornet. Tba Mad rigal club of Chicago and Fourth Infantry band as auted. Tba Home Circle Literary society. In seesloa at the rt4nce of vrtuiam La4y. waa antertalned with a program whrh culnilnaUd In ea amateur aurprlaa t haatrteal, "Our urprlee Party." tha characters taken by tli Mitece Maggie Latey. Annie Lane. Amy flok ena, tol!y bailey and Mcanrs. F. W. l'l ktrie. B. r, Heainan. V. P. Leaid and W. H. Latey. Rev. Mr Ple. the Nebraska revivalist. Is holding services la ttie Flrat Methollt church, nightly. A party conalatlng of Mr. and Mra. C. T. Taylor, tha Miaaes Nora and Margaret Boyd and Mr. J. li. I'ratt and daughter, Alice, left for New Orleans to do Ui ei politico. Tig-hteninf the War Lines. Two of the latest moves In the great wsr game, whjle neither is In Itself a surprise or a novelty, come with something of. a shock to the genersl public. One is the embsrgo laid by Eng land on Germany's food Hupplle. through declsr Ing contraband all food destined for German consumption. The other is the embargo placed by German submarines on English shipping of sll kinds. These moves, each of wide possibili ties, are essentially developments of the modern theory of war.' All humanitarian principles ar abandoned In the effort to hamper as far as pos sible the military activities of a to by Interfer ing to the utmost with bis source ot energy, which Is food. In either instance the Interests of" neutrals are totally Ignored. Neither Germany nor Eng land Is likely to spend much time at present In pursuit of a solution that leads through the mystifying ramifications of .international law; the appeal to force is more direct and promising of more Immediate results. Warfare In its ap plication has taken on many aspects much at variance with the doctrines so earnestly debated at Hague conferences, and the warring nations are apparently willing to leave to future con ferences the determination of the details and re finements of questions now summsrily decided. One little grain of comfort may be found in the present attitude of the belligerents. Their course, ought to have the effect of sooner ex hausting their resources and thereby shortening the struggle. mr ticto moaxt-wATSK. Good Bill; Push It Along-. Among the good bills introduced into thn legislature at Lincoln is one presented by Repre sentstlve Palmer, which has the good object in view to stop the absorption of naturalization fees by the clerk of the district court, and to leave no ground for further dispute about this form' of graft. Inasmuch as the bill Is not yet available In its printed form, we must assume that it Is properly framed, and does not give away the case In which our greedy district clerk Is claim ing a present right to pocket all naturalization fee collections, amounting upwards to $7,000 or 18,000. It has been a long fight to set the limits upon th fee grabbers, who. etch time, after solemnly taking official oath to uphold and obey the laws, seek at once to evade them for their own personal profit, and force the taxpayers to spend all sorts of money for lawyers and court costs to compel grafting officials to disgorge the public money they hold out, either as insanity fees or naturalization tees. So with reference to Representative Palmer's bill, we say push It 'along, In order that the door will be closed against future foe grabs, regardless whether tho courts stop the pending treasury raid or not. BHMi Publicity for School Appropriations. While h does not disclose the exact purpose cf his resolution for a special committee to have charge of the bill affecting education before the legislature,' the surface i indications . are. ; that Representative Taylor seeks to check possible extravagance in our various ' public schools and maybe to curtail waste. If this. Is his aim, it will be supported by the best thought ot tha stat at large. In th past It has been the practice to make lump appropriation for the support of ihe uni versity and, allied schools, the detail of appor tionment being left to the Board of Regents. The wisdom of this course can not now be seri ously questioned,' assuming that the lump sum has been within proper bounds at all times. Tie effect of the practice has been to keep the great educational institutions of the state as free from political influence aa possible. It Is not at Ml likely that any barm can result to either uni versity or normal schools to have detailed state ments of expenditures made public. The people are vitally concerned in these institutions and are entitled to know to the fullest extent the items ttiat enter Into tbetr cost. , Care must b takenv however, tq avoid any thing that will hamper th administration of the acbools. The Regents must be given full au thority for the proper maintenance and direc tion ot the institutions under their management. Money spent to support educational Institutions Is the best Investment the people o't the state ran or do make, but It should be at all times under such control as renders certain that It Is being wloely and efficiently expended. The Price of Bread. Master bakers are telling their troubles tc the public. The mounting price of wheat hi carried with it the price ot flour, and. as a result, the loaf la less in weight and higher in cost. Thus is the, effect ot the war brought to the breakfast table in every American home, and to the attention ot those who oat at hotels or restaurants. An embargo on the export of food stuff is asked as a preventive, but its efficacy or expediency may be questioned. The economic truth that Is being driven home by the increase In cost of food products is that all civilisation must ultimately bear its share in footing tho bill for the present blaze of military glory iv Europe. This result is irievitable and expedients of no sort can serve to evsde or nullify the opera tions ot this law. It will be well for our citizen? to keep this fact clearly in view when talking of war or preparation for war. Vtr la at. and afl must suffer when millions of laboriously accumulated wealth is sent up In smoke or con verted to ruins. , Net Cause for Deep, Alarm. The hair-brained attempt of an Individual to destroy an international railroad bridge can not be made cause fcr serious complaint on part of Great Britain. Chief Interest will be found in establishing the status of the offender, whether he is a criminal or merely a political malcontent In either event, th United States can not be held responsible for his actions, for this government it not blamable tor the unauthorized acts ot In dividuals. Th majt Is under arrest, and whea th nature of his offense Is finally determined, the law will deal with him in due order. Th incident is not likely to disturb th alocer rela tions betweea th United Slstes and any of th belligerent, powers. IMUPT confess again that I had some misgiving when I stsrted trie column aa to the sort of in ception It would have, tha question In my mind being whether my pcreonsl observations and casual comment could he made Interesting generally. There was also' a semblance of lurking suspicion that pro jecting my individuality in this way would evoke the customary criticism of too much ego. I remembered tha many-tlmea-used remark about the printer setting upwttie copy exhausting tha cap "I" box. Po to have people tell me and people whom I have no reason to believe particularly Interested In my personality that they are looking for thla column la a gratifying ex perience, ajid. mora so yet, are th letters from out-of-town readers and notices In other newspapers. Here, for example; Is an extract about my "Views" from the Xrbraska City Press, whose edjtor, J. II Sweet, ordinarily Is quite tha reverse of complimen tary, and has heretofore missed few opportunities to declare that l.e does not ilka something I do or say: "Havlns; been fortunate In knowing a great deal about what ha writes, the editor of The Bee adds a human Interest flavor to his articles which makes them Intensely Interesting to every man. Mr. Rose water's father was mo cloeely relate to the history of Nebraska, both aa a journal'.at and a politician, that his son, intimately associated with Ma father. Is In an admirable position to give ua new Insights Into tome of the important and eventful episodes ot ' the past." ' Hera again are some paragraphs quoted from a latter from Editor F. A. Watklna Of the Hastings Republican, which puts It on even thicker, and whose encomiums I hope some day to merit: "I desire to take thla opportunity of compli menting you on tho quality of your writings that have been appearing on the editorial page of "Th Bea under your signature. I would perpetrate but one criticism, and that is that you do not make these a regular dslly feature. I have never had the pleasure of meeting you. personally, but I knew your father quite well. I always had great admlre ' tlon for him because of his positive personality and the Impress of that personality on The Bee. I well remembor the last time I saw him. I accompanied him to the teigrsph office In our city when he was iters once with a delegation of Omaha business men, and I well remember his frank conversation at that time. His personality waa so strongly linked with The Bee aa to make It one of the moat widely known and quoted papers In th east, which I had occasion more than once to discover. "I regret that too many of the large papers ot th country are known chiefly by their commercial bigness and the Important field they fill, rather than the medium through which a great mind wielded a wide Influence for public good. When your father lived, when people were heard to comment on any thing that appeared tn th columns of The Bee. they would say. 'Rose water Bays' and not 'The Bee says.' etc. All Joumallstlo friends of your Illustrious father would be rejoiced to see his successor perpetuate thla Individuality and personality at the head of The Bee's editorial rag. 'Terhaps'I am presuming and intruding, but having been In the newspaper harness In an humble way for over thirty years, and In that time I have learned the value of journalistic worth and genius -as I see It, and I appreciate effort along the lines I have mentioned. i i Now after Incorporating into thla column these kindly meant compliments, I have no doubt I have exposed myself more than ever to the accusation of abnormally inflated ego, but ttia only answer I can make Is to plead justification on the ground that I may never have another just-as-good chance, becauce all the other bouquets may be brickbats. "Did you ever see so much apow on the ground at one clnio before?" asked C. W. Lyman tha day after the big. storm. "No, I never did. but T can't remember 'back aa far aa you oan," I replied. ' ' ' " ' :" "Well. I never lld either." said he. I'm alad rrank't"otfey has" beea appointed Btata labor commissioner, for he la a printer and a good ono, and what- la more, one of the sanest and poet level-headed labor unionists with whom I have coma in contact lie Is a union man through and through, but not an agitator for visionary schemes. Coffey is another of the men who served with me on the Work men's Compensation commission appointed by Gov ernor Aldrlch to Investigate and advise him on thla Intricate subject, but whose recommendations .he re Jected without waiting for their report In the course ot the commission's study and bill-drafting, Coffey'a useful service was distinctively noticeable and to him more than to any . other one man la Nebraska In debted for having gotten aa far as it has In tha matter of compensating Injured workmen without forcing them to IltlBate and divide with the contingent fee lawyers. Twice Told Tales ' ' natfcer Bawilderlagt. ' She had engaged i. maid recently from the country and was now employed In showing hr newly acquired treaaure over the houa and 'eniishtenlng her In re gard to varioua dutlea, etc. At lat they reached the beat room. "These," said the mistress of the house, pausing befere an extensive row of ascullne'portralta,-"these are very valuable, and you must be veYy careful when dusting. They are old masters." Mary's jaw dropped and a look of Intense wonder overspread her1 rubicund face. "Lor, mum." she gesptd. gaalng with bulging eyea on tha face of her new employed "lor. mum, who'd 'eve thought you'd been married all tha times!"-Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. grka'a Idea at It. A well known congressman from Virginia, leaving his house one morning, forgot a letur that be oa4 muant to mall. That afternoon something railed It to hi mind, and aa it. waa of considerable Importance he Immediately hurrtod home. The letter waa nowhere to be found He aummoned hi faithful eld darky sen ant , "Zek," ha aid,, "did you ee anything of a letter of mine around th house?" "Vessuh. Yo' lef It on yo' table.". "Then where It It now?" " h mailed It. suh." "Maiied It!" Why Zeke. there wasn't any name or address on the envelope!" ' '-Jus' o. uh. Ju' so. Ah thought It.mui'.be an anawer to one of oin 'nonymou letters yo'v been gettln' lately. ' Plttaturgh Chronicle-Telegraph. People and Events That picture of the soldiers, hunting fo money In the debris of the earthquake-ruined bank at Avetzoa reminds us how lucky or un lucky we were that no Omaha bank was fool ish enough to collide with our tornado. Commissioner Katherlne Davta of tba New York Hoard jut Correction, declined a box ct' cigar a con vict admirer sent her. . Then cam a bog of candy tied with pink ribbon. That reached the spot. During tbe last five year the United States Steel and Carnegi pension funds distributed H,fTJ.0J lu pensions to aged and infirm employee. Pittsburgh and Cleveland workmen got the bulk of th money. Da In Jersey it appears that bubbles take big chance In flirting with affinities. In a rectnt divorce case th plaintiff teatifed that b donned hubby treusera in order to climb a telegraph pole an look Into a second-story room spotted in her auiplclona. .But th measly oecupanta pulled a" the blind, lloaever, Ihe polo-cl'mber ot her divorce.. Havana. Cub, con.ea ta th front with a circum atantUl blograi py if a woman who died last fall at the as at US. Hi w a slave In her youth, a serv ant In middle lite, and a hermit the laat atxty yeara living In a tav twenty mile from Havana. Her nam mi Catallna Allansa. Mrs. Hannah Koskoft of New fork, with her acor of 117 yajv takes second place la the eld year's record of aocUnta. OX t, Evake a Friendly Inter. VERDIGRIS, Nb.. Feb. 2-To the Editor of The Bee: I read the article in The Be that Omaha girls, studying at Lucerne. har the cannon roar. I waa born In Kwltserlsnd t Nuchatel, en the lake. I am here for thirty-one years, es tablished as a photographer In Verdigris. I hare a lot of relative still living In Switzerland and I would be very glad to get the correct addreaa of the American girl through their relative In Omaha, t would like to e some of those American glrla visit some of my folks, by whom they will aurely be welcomed. I have served five years in th French- navy, three times around the world, and t would be happy to hear of-my folks In Switzer land, through any of our American girls cbroad. Hoping to hear frcm you soon. . LEON OLPOMMER. Politics ! the War Fever. BOELUB, Neb., Feb. s. To the Editor of The Bee: I, like Mr. George Oowln of Litchfield, am an -American by birth, and would fight to the last for my coun try. But it Is a sad thing we find one who call himself Weybrlght. which ta a German name, and my Idea Is that he v.-aa born Invthe backwoods of northeast Germany, and that be had to get out of there on account of religious tendencies. Please print all of Mr. George Gowln's letter, because everything he has written so far Is the' truth, and good, common sense. Come again, George, and If you ever want public office it Is yours for the asking. W., AN AMERICAN. What the Splrltaallst Waal, OMAHA, Feb. 8.-TO the Editor of The Bee: In Th Bee I find the headline, "8plrlta Fall to Move City. Dad to Ex empt Licenses." I ao often wonder why It is that when any matter cornea up that It becomes necesaary to get Into print In which splr ituallat are concerned that we cannot be treated at least with a reasonable de gree of respect. Why a spirit of derision and th finger of fun la at all times pointed at u. No effort made to dis criminate between the respectable class Of spiritualists and thoso who have, at tempted to appropriate our living td servo the devil In. This was the question ar gued before the council This, I say. Is the bone ot contention, aa to how this elimination of unreliable and undesir ables can tn the best and most effective way be banished, Wa all claim to be working for the betterment and the uplift of humanity. The true and earnest seeker after knowl edge Is not aahamed of the ccmpar.y he keep. Hi friends are legion on both sides of the death line. All sacred book are chuck full of both Ita phenomena and philosophy. It number among It adherents the brightest minds of . the world. Including kings, queens, preslJents, governors, as well ss statesmen and scholars, aa well as many divine. Wl T. DENNETT. ZS1S Ogden street. Caaimeaaatlaa for Robert Cow ell. BANCROFT, Neb.. Feb. .-To tha Ed itor of The Bee: Allow me to commend Mr. Robert Cowell for the atand h has taken with regard to children's play. Ha la absolutely correct. Others would take the same stand If It were not for the popularity of the play erase. H. JEGER. Wakes Advice to Oaaka. WAJIOO, Neb., Feb. . To the Editor of The Bee: Inasmuch aa the subject of prohibition Is now th principal topic of conversation and discussion I have de cided to ask you to print the following, which appeara In a recent number of the Cedar Raplda (la.) Republican: Waterloo went dry In November. 1913, Closing twenty -six saloons and six brew ery warehouses. John Mitchell, vice pres ident of the American Federation of Labor, saya: "Close a brewery, a factory takes it place; cloco a saloon and In its place conies a store." Slnoe going dry, Waterloo has built eight new factories and enlarged nine others; fifty-five new business building erected and seven liNs vacant stores than when they had saloons. What haa .filled these buildings and empty a loons? Fifteen new grocery stores, six meat market, six clothing store, two shoe stores, four milllnttry store, six restaurants, three hotels, seven barber shorn, seven coal dealers, two feed bams, five garage, four dry clean era, three tailor hoj. two harness and saddlery rtop, two photographer, etc. Money formerly spent for booze srtent tiow in honorable line of merchandise. Waterloo also built l.TH houaea and flat and ha thirty-four more empty houses than In 1912. An increase In copulation of On) in two yeitr. A noted decrease In drunkenness, rrime, poverty. vgrncv and public expense. No Increase In taxes for city administration. Prohibition nro dueea prosperity. Sign no more saloon petition What la th matter with making Omaha dry In 191? Don't aay you can't, but Just try. I firmly believe (hat every city, town,' village and hamlet can banlaii their saloon t they e fit to do ao. Tou will Cnly have to educate public eentlment to a standard of decency and common mor ality and It will then demand It and will accept nothing else. C. H. GILLILAN. Banker Ob lee t ta Donkl TasatloaJ H1LDRETH. Neb., Feb. 1-To the Edi tor of The Bee: In tracing tha action of th different committee of our law making body I find that the section of tli at body to whom the revenue and taxa tion department was asalnned recom mends a law prohibiting all banka and trust companies from deducting any real estate mortgagee from their respective capital stock and surpluses. Why and on what ground and founda tion of Justice and impartiality doe tbls body baa their action ? Are they looklns after tht atate'a and th covnfy's Inter est from which they are sent; In accord ance with impartiality and justice to all the state, or even to the county from which they were sent, with th thought of tha people that they would be Im partial and do Justice to all? . First do th statutes of our state' pro hibit any bank from loaning any or all of Us capital stock not expended for real estate and - fixtures? We assume that there la no prohibition. Wimt about Real Estate Agent Jcnea, or Private Individual Johnson conducting a loan offloe across the atreet?. If. -for an illustration, be ha a -private capital of tu,X)0 and loan It en real estate and contract with the borrower to. pay all the taxes; that is lageL Still la addition Jonea gives hi not to a number of privet Individual arnd borrow 50,oo at say 4 per cent and reloans It at or 7 per cent, as ha may see fit to loan It t the Individual, all on real estate, with th mortgaga clause attached. that aot lawful, according to th atatutea and th conatltuttou of th I'nlted Ftatea? I not the atate get ting It singular tax by taxing the property purchased with all th borrowed money oa real estate a well a an per sonal property? If that Is th true condi tion tn Jonea' and Johnson's particular casea, aa above set forth, and J opes and Juhnaoa are under no restrict!" to th atate tn ear particular way Ilk the atate banker, and, a stated, th state I getting it singular tax on all actual property within trie tate. If that be true, then what process doe Mr. Jone" cap ital gj through. If he simply change the nme real Atate agent to stte bank? Ha his then become subject te double taxation? The man that borrowed th money must pay on his real estate or personal property end Jonea must pay on the capital stock that already ho been asacaaed aingularly. The borrower Is going to pay the bill If not In taxes he will be obliged to pay It In the rate of Interest In accordance with the demand of the money. Th bank already subject to a three or four time double taxation will In time feel that they are classed a an evil and, contrary to law. an existing body for whloh every term of the legislation makes restrictions and. flnea are Imposed upon them. We are at present aubject to regular county and state taxes, sub ject to the national corporation tax. sub ject to the guarantoe fund tax, subject to examination tax, subject to war tax, and all other unfavorable conditions, known to banks only, which I could enumerate, but in conclusion I will say that with the foregoing facta we are en titled to our share of respect and Im partiality of our present law making body. FRED 8OFCER, President of the State Bank of Hildreth. PASSING PLEASANTRIES, "We ought to be prepared for war.," '.Aw nobody wants to go to war wjth "That' all right. Even at that we don t want to be the Innocent bystander." LouUvllle Courier -Journal. Alice Now that you've broken vour en gagement with Jack you will of course return the dlamcnd ring he gave you? Betty Certainly not; It would be a con stant reminder of the happiness he had missed. Boston Transcript. OM Lady (Stopping on Road) Dear! dear! Why are you two men using auch frightful lansuafce? 'tattered Thomas Well, yer fee, lady, me an' me psrd has ter exchange heated worrla to keep warm, not havln' no over coatsBoston Transcript. "What do you think of the president' speech?" "I don't like it!" "Have you read It?" "No. When I disagree with a man' politic I don't have to read hi speeches to know I don't like "era." Washington Btar. "Why did you leave your last place?'.' "The master kissed me, mum.' "And you didn't like It, eh?" "Oh. I liked It all right, mum: but the missus didn't." Boston Transcript "Yes." said the young lady, "t spent the entire evening telling him that he had a terrible reputation for kissing girls against thsir will." "And what did he dor "He sat there like a boob and denied It." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Sweet are the uses of adversity." quoted the confirmed quoter. "I believe It." retorted the d!satlfted one. "but, somehow or other, 1 don't seem to he able to cultivate a taste -or It." Philadelphia Ledger. "This talk of submarines filling all needs is piffle. I aay." "Me, too. Submarines can't aupplant battleships. What g-ood would a sub. marine be for a moonlight dance?" Pittsburgh Post. TE JITNEY BTO. When you are waiting for a car, Vmt nt .Vl . film, m it fn.. For pretty soon from where you are. V...II .1 . yju m J 1 .11,' J UUP, There no hot pipes will svrch your shins Or burn your feet mayhap And after all it's better fa 1 nan nangin to a strap. . When you have missed your usual car And the streets are one biff muss, Too need not wade thre oos and grime Pehold yon Jitney bus.. Tou may get joits, may bounce about And fall In some one's lap, ' But what's th odd a the risk the same When hangin' to a strap. Whin the street car system Is tied up And is no good to ua. It's a long, long way te your Job( my there's the Jitney bus; Up Farnam hill you'll ao Ilka th wind, And possibly lose your cap But after all tho' it's a close call It'a better than a strap. When street cara are crowded to the tepe, f?y. don't give a whoop, Just pas up the car, stav where you are Till you see a jitney 'bus; The keen cold wlnda may frees your ear But lust be thankful that you nit 1 Instead o' hangin' to a strap. If you have no ear flap, pmaha. BAYOU- NE TRELE. Why Be . "Blue"? ,r8vsry tMottue TsJl a toryV . . 1 Don't hV "blue." P r h a p . the fact that 'you are inclined , to feel sad, should make you happy. Why? Because, It may "w Caa I Xp -pt" be a worth-while hint to take better care of yourself. "Blues" are apt to come from poisoned blood often are caused by uric acid which the kidneys vhould filter from the blood. Strengthen your kidneys with Doan's Kidney Pills the remedy recom mended everywhere for backache,' Uric acid trouble, bladder and kidney ailments. A Case Right Here . in Omaha Mrs. R. Jorgensen, SI 19 Leavenworth St. Omaha, aays: "My back ached all the time. I felt dull and drowsy and didn't have much life. Sometime my kidneys acted too often, then again not often enough. As soon as I began taking Doen'n Kidney Pills, they relieved these ali ments. I used five boxes and today my health Is much better. My baek feels strong and my kidneys are doing their work ss they should." HAATaT'C KIDNEY VKJfklH -J? PILLS 50 at all Draff Store Foster-Mllbum Co. Pnva. Buffalo, N.Y r Mildred Is Next . 1 ; . . . The snow will urely melt when she comes out with" her beaming countenance and beau-' tiful spring, gowns, all pink and white. She has great rolls of waxen curls, big blue eyes and ' oh dear me, when ydu see her dainty little feet and pink shoes and stockings, you'll just want to eat her up. Mildred wil be given free to the little girl under 13 yeara of age that brings or malls us the largest number of doll's pictures cat out of the Dally and Sunday Bee before 4 p. . ro., Saturday, February . Mildred's picture will be in The Bee .every , day this week. Cut them out and ask your friends to save the pic tures in tbe paper for you, too. See how many pictures of Mildred you . can get, and be sure to turn them in to The Bee office before 4:00 p. m. Saturday, February 6. Yon can see 'mired" at Tbe Bee Office More Skates for our Busy Bee Boys Barney A Barry. American Club, Kick at Plated. T-pr4 Wlded Steel Blade. BUea to CV This picture of one of the Skates will b la Th Be every dsy this week. Cut them aU out and ask your friends to save the pic tures la their paper for you, too. See how msny pictures you cao get and bring them to The Bse office next Satur day. Tbe Skates wll be gives Tree to the boy that sends us the most pictures before 4 1. M. Saturday, February .