TH.K TUSK; OMAHA, MONDAY, JANUARY 18, 1U15. THE OMAHA DAILY DEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROaEWATKR. VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR. The Be Publishing Company. Proprietor. rEB BUILDING, FARNAM AND FEVENTKKNTH. Entered at Omaha portofflee aa eecond-e.laaa matter. TfcUMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. . i py carrier Ry mall per month. per year. l.allv and nnde e T'dllr without Mindsy....' 4fe 4 00 Kvenlng and Sunday 4c Evening without Bundy In 4.00 Sunday Ree only ..Wc J I" Rend 'not Ire of rhar.ae of addresa or complaint of 1rrgnlsr1ty In delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation rrtartmr.t- nrMITTANCK. Remit bv ilraft, exnreee or poetal order. Only two rent stamps received In payment of small ac count. Fersonsl checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. . OFFICE", ftmiht-Tha Bee Building South Omaha SIS N street. Council Rluffs 14 North Main atreet. Lincoln M Little Building. Chicago (tni Hearst Bulldlnr New York Room 11M. Fifth avenua Ft. Iouln-nOS New Hunk of Commerce. Washington 73b Fourteenth fit.. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. 'Addia communications ralatlnr to nw and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee. Sdltorlai Department. DECEMBKR CIRCULATION. 54,211 fclat of JN'obreaka, County of Douglas, mm Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of Tha Bee Publishing company, being duly sworn, say tlit the average dully circulation for the month of Itecembcr. 1H, nu 64,211. DWIOIIT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me. tlila 2d Uhv of January. 116. ROBERT HUNT ICR, Notary Fubllc Subscribers leaving the) city temporarily hrjild have 1 ho IW-e mailed to them. Ad dress Will be chsuget) often as requested. cr January la Thought for the Day Stltcttd by HtUn lioot Hampton Tht univtrm belonyi to him who icUU, kKo knows, who prayr; livt he muit will, ht mutt know, he miV pray. In a word, ht mmt po ses force, wit Sim and taith Balzac. . Jf ' i Winter is half over. How about the coal pile? Official assurance that the state treasury vault Is safe will not deter Job seekers from chasing the combination. A1 smaller loaf at a higher price threatens to fall from the elevated price of wheat. The consumer gets It both ways-. ; . . i . . Placards of the "Safety First" league would look more impressive if they carried the en dorsement of the Barbers' union. The supremacy of Kansas In jail population and bughouses is a revelation calling for a mere discreet censor of Jayhawker statistics. Tho antl-tlpplng bill has also made Us ap pearance in the Kansas legislature. In this line of legislative reform Nebraska scored first. , AC the rate Uncle Sam sends 'ultimatums to Mexican generals, the world's record of the late sultan, Abdul Hamld, must be crowded off the scoreboard. In' Wh records the efficiency of ultimatums remains at sero. Above the clash of armies and the wreckage of earthquakes rises the question: "Does shirt sleeve diplomacy comport with the sartorial dignity of an American minister to the hobbled republic of San Domingo?" In these troublous time a flash of gaiety is a worldly benediction. Rival statistics of the unemployed In New York range from 220,000 In the World census to 562,700 in the count of the Public. Forum of the Church of the Ascension. The smaller num ber is sufficiently Impressive to beajt ridicule on the democratic claim that "hard times is a state cif mind." The graybearda of the' Douglas County Pioneers', association should hav known the attractions of the back seats without having th knowledge hammered in. Of course the women members did not intend to be rude about it, but it Is necessary now and then to show mere men where they get off. I " It la explained for the Wilson administra tion that the customs money and taxes collected during the occupation of Vera Crui is to be held "for whatever government In Mexico is eventually recognized by us." If the pot is big enough, that will keep the Mexican bandits fighting for, it till doomsday. Defenders of the coroner's office in New York JiiBtlfy its continued existence on two grounds: Its ability to draft a Jury verdict censuring corporations, and lt great age as an Institution. As coroner's verdicts have little bearing on subsequent litigation and length of years is a diriment, the sole usefulness of the Institution simmers down to the pickings. Mia Miehaela haa been engaged as soprano of Bt. .Mary's Avanue Congregational church, whoa choir In cluuVa soma of the beat talent of tha city. It mem. b, nhip now consists ut Miss Mavgle Boulter, organtat; ilrn. M. JllchaeU. aoprano; Mlaa Orace A. Wilbur! alto; Jay North.ruj, tenor; Revel R. France, baaa. The concert for tlta benefit of 8. Citng.teln was given at the Btadt thetter participated in by the Con crdla aoclHy, tha Turner quartet, tha musical unloa orchietra, 5lra. Itile-ALl. sir. Mulchia and Prof. A, Walter. There aeema to be gome difficulty In arranging the prta right between McN'ulty and Miller. Tha partite have met several times, but fall to com to atUfatttory term. B- Cunkllng. a nephew of Judge Mull, and brother of Koaco Cimklinf, 1 vlaiUng friends in this illy. Frank Lanrhelne. manager of the depot eatlnt huuee. left for hla old home In Carlisle. Pa., expectli. to return in double harness. Julius Fettner gave the first reheat J of the Omuha Zither club before a number of specially In lioJ frl.nda. Mis. A. M Travis, profeesional nurse, has retuineil fioia Fort Mohrara, a her she bas been nursing for tie Wat two month In tli families of Lieutenant Yt )li k and J'roaiK. and tan now be found at any I line at her bom, IK J C'ailtomla street. i A Municipal Program. The Bee submits that neer before was there more need for the formation and adop tion of a comprehensive scheme for utilizing and developing Omaha's resources and provid ing for Ita needs. Just now the public is listen ing to the claims of various elements, each supporting Its own pet. plan for betterment, and each with some paramount reason to back Its particular claims. This Is not unusual. The main trouble has been In the past that too many movements have been initiated and too few pushed to conclusion. Efforts at Improvement have been either desultory or perfunctory, and have tried to cover too much ground to ac complish much permanent good. The incoming eommisson should be given a definite program by the citizens, for Its guidance, and this pro gram should be Instated upon. Editing the State Department. The secretary of state at Washington has from time to time met with some difficulty In separating his private and official capaci ties. He haa frequently expressed In official documents sentiments he has an undoubted right to hold Individually, but which do not voice the utterance of tha people of the United States. For this reason, the senate has ap pointed a committee to confer with Mr. Bryan, especially dealing with the payment to Colombia of $25,000,000 for the canal strip, and the language of the message that goes with it. The obsequiousness of our diplomatic deal ings with Colombia clearly transcend the re quirements of polite intercourse between na tions. The secretary was very llkly led into his extravagance of apology through a partisan desire to discredit a former republican presi dent. This Is not the only example of Ill-advised correspondence emanating from the De partment of State during the present adminis tration. When "Pancho" Villa rides on his raids through Mexico, he carries with blm a note signed by Mr. Bryan, expressing appre ciation for the "restoration of peace" and other "services." Admiration may be indulged for the efforts of the administration to maintain itself on a democratic footing; but the people have a right! to expect more of dignity than has been exhibited in our relations with the smaller countries of the world. Not because they are small, but because the United States is big, and, while it is generous, it is entitled to command respect. , , 1815 and 1915. A series of epochal events in the history of tho year 18is are remarkable for their resem blance to European history now In the making, and in their unbroken relationship extending through the century with the happenings of to day. A comparison of these events with existing conditions in Europe presents instructive coinci dences and parallels which fashion a qualified answer to the question, "Does history repeat Itself?" One hundred years ago Europe was warring1 against the military dictatorship of Napoleon. The greatest battle of that struggle and the cli max of the war were staged on the field of Waterloo, a region which has been ravaged by contending armies in tha present war. The line-up of the allied nations in 1815 was notably different from that of today. All Europe was arrayed against Napoleon, with honors of valor and victory divided between Briton and Prus sian. Today the allies are Great Britain, France, Russia, Servla and Japan, battling against Ger many. Austria and Turkey. Precisely as the allies of 1815 battled against the domination of French militarism, the allies of today claim that their fight la a fight against tha military domination of the Germanic race. The parallel affords tempting material for prophecy and speculation. The united Germany of today was not even a kingly dream a century ago.. Prussia then was the most powerful of the various surround ing principalities and minor kingdoms, each jeal ous of the other, without a semblance of unity or cohesion. But In tat year of big events Otto von Bismarck, the great Prussian states man, was born. Destiny picked Bismarck to mold and cast tha German empire In lts(present form, with Prussia as the majter power In its marvelous development. Thus1 in a large meas ure the downfall or Napoleonlsm at Waterloo freed Europe from the constant menace of 'mili tary dictation and enabled the units of the Teu tonic race to build the foundation Upon which the superstructure of United Germany wa reared. The defeat of the French In 1815 gave Prussia a measure of its fighting power and the second French defeat In 1870-71 completed Bis marck's plans for the German empire. In yet another significant way the kinship of the two years is in evidence. a March of the former year the treaty of Vienna was signed, by which Italian provinces were ceded to Aus tria. In the mighty Struggle of today the re turn of these provinces' to Italy are generally regarded as the price of Italian neutrality. By the same treaty Belgium was ceded to Holland and wiped off the map as an Independent king dom. Now all the resources of the British em pire, military and naval, are exerted for the maintenance of Belgium as a buffer state. One hundred years ago Poland was granted a new constitution and Cracow 'declared a free republic. Today Poland and Cracow, stripped of independence and parcelled out between Rus sia, Austria and Germany, are devastated by tha mtgbty armies of nations responsible for the plunder. It seemt peculiarly fitting that 1815, the year of gnat wars, great men and shaken thrones, a'uould also have marked the organiza tion of tha first peace society in the world. In the years spanning the life of the Amer ican republic there have been twenty-one dis astrous earthquakes recorded in Italy, entailing a life loss of 268,000, exclusive of the present calamity. Despite the ever-present danger of earth tremore, thousands of people occupy homes on the sides of precipitous mountains which a very slight shake would tumble down hundreds, IX not thousands of feet. Even the periodical belchlngs of Vesuvius do not scare aay the thousands whose homes and gardens cling to its sides. jaaaassssasBWsssaBSfsBSBBBsasssBsa It is to be hoped no indiscreet admirer of President Wilson will spring on a defenseless people the cup-of-coffee argument as an excuse for repealing the one-term plsnk of the Balti more platform. The Political Caldron The "city mntr" plan of municipal government evidently has friends and advocates In Omaha. You will bear It dlcUsed In various circle, yes, even In the dty hall, but It is only fair to say that It Is not loudly acclaimed by any of the present com mlfteloriers. Our late defeated candidate for governor, now hark on his tl.rxo Job as Rneral manager of the water works. R. He her Howell in sKltatlng II. "I'm convinced after carertil study of the plan." eays Mr. Howell, ' (hat It Is the only eystem. We ll coma to It in Omalia some day, as they have come to It In Dsyton and elsewhere. It arnres lteelf out. It Is tha business way of transacting the city- af fairs. Put a man of proved ability and Integrity at the head of affairs and let him iHect h!s subordlnat'S all alone tho line and you'll get reunite such as Omaha never .has and never will act under commis sion or coundlmsnlc systems. The general manager will feel keenly enough his responsibility for surround. Ing himself with the proper caliber of men. There need he no worry on that score. It will cut out political favoritism, nepotism and other forms of potential graft and Inefficiency." Some buslneea men tske the same view, professing now to see tha fallacy of the commission form, per se. In the first place, it Is plain to any observer that this commission form has effected little If atiy change In method, but loaves the mattr where It was at firat. purely one of personnel. , . Even the dull old useless routine procedure In council meeilmrs has been handeJ down and is still In voirue under the present commission form. Attend one of the commission's meetings and see for yourself. For Instance at the regular session, C.iere is your city clerk going through precisely the same tedious and unnecessary routine of reading each document and seven commissioners mumbling their "yeas" or "nays" like a lot of warlocks at their incantations. In other words, you will find many alert gentle men In tha city willing to admit that the commis sion plan haa not worked the wonders promised for it In tha city of Omaha and that the time Is not remote when something else will be demanded. Speaking of Bill Vre, our pooh-bah .ounty, city, water district and school district treasurer, reminds one of a lot of quirt talk about that siime canny Scot for. city commissioner. Now, let It be understood that the talk Is not We's, t least It doesn't seem to be. The matter was men tioned to Ura and he Instantly choked off tha very suggestion. "I've Just been re-elected and entered upon my term of office aa city and county treasurer," he said, "and couldn't think of anything else now. It never occurred to me, snyway, to turn my attentions toward the city Job." And fre undoubtedly meant Just what he said. Yet certain gentlemen, astute In politics and keen -In business, with a very high regard for Ure, personally and otherwise, are giving him the "once over" a about the right sort of a chap jto act aa tMa Mose to lead the dty out of what they consider to be the bondage of Egyptian politics. Here's the point: The theory Is that In order to do buetnea against Jim Dahlman and his band of war riors, It la first necessary to find a leader, a pivotal man. strong personally and successful politically, who can poll vote as fast aa Jim can. In William O. Ura these good folk seem to think they have such a man. "He haa shown his running powers by landing first money several timeshas gone out and got elected and that against big odd." they argue, "and then, aa even hla opponents will admit,, has made good In the of fice. Now. why can't ha pitch In and lead the race for tha city commission?" ( Now. onra more, it Is only fair to I're to say that thia boosting game In not his. The writer put the question to him. "What do you think about thl proposition," and Ur flatly knocked It. But this la the ky to tha approaching campaign. Those who are out to wrest control of the city hall from tha forces now In command, first want a leader. The next thing would bo seven other men to go with him. Than tha third thing would be another "right' man to act aa manager of tha campaign. Now, her is another llttla tip about thia manage deal. It must not coma aa tha cart before the horse In this race. That Is to say, let tha ticket let eight good men and true get out into the limelight and de clare themselves as candidate for city commissioners, then let them go and select their manager. See tha potnt? Simply to avoid some of the fatal pitfall of three year ago. It will tend,-moreover, to avoid tha chargea charge that hurtsof being a bosa-named an bosa-rtdden ticket. Of course, three years ago when the "clttsena" went out to "get" the Dahlman bunch, they seemed really to search for pitfalls Into which they might bury every possible chance of winning. Judge Sutton has been spoken of as a possible "leader" of a new ticket or slate and yet the Judtffl. himself, la hesitating. What bother him Is whether to resign hla Judgeship and run or run without re signing, because either might be hasai-dou. Then another deterrent la, whether If he should run and landed, ha could be sure of getting the mayorship. Tha ' Judge at the present writing, doesn't seem to care bo much about merely being a commissioner. What ho might aspire to be la mayor of Omaha.' If anybody can give lihn the key to tho combination that will wlthdut fall open to him the look then, and only then aa the case now stand on the . Judge's docket will he consent to run. I D. Hopkins, a solicitor for securities, residing way up north In tho Twelfth ward. Is willing to serv his city as commlaaloner. Ha Is one of many with such ambitions who Is not afraid or ashamed to rorao right out In the open and 'fesa up. He frankly admits that ha wants to be a commissioner. In fact, he haa had the official be buulng In hla bonnet for soma Uttl time. He It waa' who aspired to Frank Bets Job aa county commissioner, when a court decision declared "no vacancy." whereupon ha matched with Frank Dewey for the nomination of county clerk. Ha la a genial flellow, of youth and vigor and la out to do tho best he can ' with hla present ambition's, though not aspiring to anything like "leadership" of a ticket or alate. Twice Told Tales Tit far Tat. On hla first vacation trip home after four jeart In the Philippine a young army officer wa much lionised. II speedily began to tir of It. At a dance, after h had been Jerked about thl way and that, a young ma a ruahed up to him ant exclaimed: "Coma on. I want to introduce you to a good-looking girl!" "No, I don't want to meet her." Tha young man insisted: "Oh. but you must, she a queen." And I) wa so persistent that tha officer finally in exasperation exclaimed: "All right, trot ma up!" They walked a short distance to where the woman wa sitting, and the Introduction was made, the army man making the conventional remark that he waa'glaA to meat her. Very coolly ah looked him over, and then replied: "All right; trot him back.'-Everybody Magaalne. Ui Jska. "If women voted there would b no mora war-' said Mrs. Inea Mllholland Bolasevain. "Women would have voted, too. long sine, but for tha UbeU circulated about her everywhere. "And yet every one of these libels la easy to dis provea easy as tha slandered wife found It. "Thia wife aked her husband to tell her tha details of a new partnership that ha had entered Into, but ha shook his head and said, pompously: " 'No, Jane, no; It's too Important. I roust not tell you. It wouldn't do. Ton worn a eaa't keep a aerret." "Oh. what a darling of a duck af a sweet hat:" kind of quiet bitterness. Van't we. dear? And yet wheu have 1 ever told anybody about the night yau took IT out o( Willie's bank, and got tight, and were nested and fined for Insulting a chorus girl?"' Nv York Mall JI - ssTfa 7 Aska Aheat Darnm Wheat. HOT FPBINOS. Ark.. Jan. 1. To the Editor of The Bee: Will yo'J kindly anowcr In your paper the meaning of durum wheat. I read the wheat market daily and do not understand what, durum means. Answer a reader of The Flee. Thanking you on advance. lON'ORANCE. "Macaroni" wheat originally came from Russia, where It Is known by the name of "durum." which mean hard. It Is now generally designated on Ameri can markets as durum instead of macaroni. It produces from 40 to M per cent mora than spring wheat, hut the market for It has "been limited. The present demand Is occaslonel by condi tions In Europe. If the United States become a greater macaroni or spaghetti rating country, the field for durum wheat will be widened. Label the Donatio). COLUMliUS,. Neb., Jan. !. To the Editor of The Bee: Very nearly every county In Nebraska Is contributing food stuffs, clothes, or money to, the In habitants of the devastated . Country of Belgium. This bread being cast upon the waters will return buttered. Im migration will greatly . increase at the close of the present strife, and Belgians will be coming to America looking for a state In which to locate and live. Men who hava lost their property and money by the war and are amicus to provide a livlnp for their families fcnd themselv'e aro desirable, citizens. Too, these people save something from their income. Hard working people with bank accounts are good citizen. The state's production depends upon its . citizens' capacity for- work.. Men who have met re verses not of their own making are in most cases the men who rise again and succeed. The Belgians are an Industrious, ambitious, hard-working, and money saving people. Soon they will b coming to America, establishing homes, working hard, developing bank accounts. "Of such is the commonwealth of Nebraska." "Nebraska" ought, to be written, printed, pasted, sealed arrl painted on every box, rarcel, and car sent to the Belgians from each city and county In the state which contributes. The atten tion of these foreigners should be con centrated on Nebraska end there Is no better way of advertising this state than by having those who receive Its con tributions know that they came from Nebraska. FRANCIS ECHOLS. F:xrepta to Reproduced Articles. OMAHA, Jan. l.-To the Editor of The Bee: I note that you reproduce an artlclo from the "Boston Transcript," "When United States Imported Arms." whlfh la base.) entirely upon the follow ing premises, quoting: "That Germany should discountenance the agitation of certain Ocrman-Arrierl-cans assisted by the Ancient Order of Hibernians to secure prohibition of ex portation ef military supplies from the United States Is perfectly natural." Now auch comment would be pertinent snd Important If it were true thst Ger many, had discountenanced such agita tion; but has it? If you will Investigate the origin of that allegation, you will find that there ts not only no basis In fact for It, but also that It has been, clever.) y manufactured for the purpose of counteracting tha agitation against ex portation of arms, which agitation was started long before the Hitchcock bill was Introduced. From this It would ap pear that tha arguments of the Boston Transcript and other papers who are trying to make It appear that the Ger man government has dlacountananced such agitation, or that It did not want th United States to stop the export of arms, are but the setting up of a straw man to shoot at In order to deceive, and are In Una with many other systematic misrepresentations of facta. As a matter of course the conclusions of the Tran script fall to piece with the falsity of its premises. , A few weeks ago you reproduced from the "Outlook" an article, "Neutrality ami Export of Arms." There can scarcely be another subject on which so much sophistry and equivocation has been uttered aa on tha. I will call attention only to one argument made In the Out look article, by which it attempts to bolster up It claim that it Is not Immoral or unneutral to supply arms to foreign nations at war. It says. "Think of our veteran; surely they are not murderers; on th contrary we honor them, and those of our people who supplied: our veterans during the civil war with shoes and blankets and guns are deserving of credit. Only thos who . consider . our Grand Army veteran aa legalised mur derers can say that It ts wrong to supply a belligerent nation with munitions of war." ' Now who haa ever, dreamed or ex pressed a thought that we should not aupply our own army with shoes and blankets and guns, as though It waa not perfectly obvioua that supplying ones own soldiers it not the question at all; arvl the editor of tha OutloSk know it. but wants to confuse the Issue, Not until w have an alliance with some foreign power can we make Ita armies' necessi ties our concern. Or can It be that we are already allied to England? Permit me to say with an apology that your scissors artist la either Injudicious or un fortunate In his selections, at least that Is th opinion a great many people hava expressed In criticism of the two selec tion referred to. A. U MEYER. Mpti Bad state rrlatla Plaat. OMAHA. Jan. 17. To th Editor of Tha Bee: I notice every tira anyone sug gest a way of making prisoners in any of our penal institutions work tor their sup. port someone who Imagines that hla Job is endangered gets 'satirical. " It len't much wonder that public officials grow tired of trying. . They make as effort la thl line and, while mildly Interesting th maaa of tb people In whose behalf they make th effort, they make a few good, virulent enemies who nayer forget. Just why should anyone object to men working in peaitentiartea? If there are printers In the Nebraska penitentiary, they were printers before they went there. When the state put them there It took them out of competition with other print era and no printer has a right to com plain If th tue puts tham to work. It Is nut adding to th number of printers at all. And tha same Is true, no matter what b tha occupation. What th atata ought to do Is to go ahead with any schema that will make Useful, self-supporting me a and women of tha prisoners and when thay are discharged. If what they earn above their keep has sot been already paid to their famines, give It to them to make a new start In tha world. And what good citisens outside tha peni tentiary ought to do Is to atop this silly rot about competition with the honest la borer, and get behind any sane movement In thia direction. No effort for reform In this country will ever succeed until pub lic officers become courareou enough to disregard turn yawps. Maupln ought to have more sense. Everybody who has thought at all knowa that our system of treating prison ers In tha past couldn't have been worse If we had done It deliberately, with a view to making woree rather than bettor cltt sena. We pen a man up, treat him like a brute, support him In Idleness for sonv? years, teach him nothing but hate, and then turn him loose with nothing except an indelible brand. Everybody known that good, hard. Interesting work, health ful surroundings and decent treatment will, sometimes, work reform Maupln knowa It Just aa well as anyone else, but because the governor's suggestion hap pens to touch his trade he Incomes "satirical" and ridicules the whole thing. It would have been Just tho same If the suggestion had been In the line ot com petition with tarpenters, bricklayers, hod carriers or barbers. Someone would ob ject. But In what way would any of them be hurt? A carpenter out of the peni tentiary, or a barber or bricklayer, would be In competition with the others: why not let him compete In the penitentiary? We haven't created any carpenters or 'bricklayers or printers or barbers. You haven't hurt anyone and you are trying to help someone. Why not? The state ought never to go Into cheap business. It ought always to make a little better brand of goods and charge. If any thing, a little more for It. But tho state ought not to pay any attention to these gentlemen who find It funny when anyone suggests a sane, senslhle solution of what everyone knows to be a very delicate and troublesome question.' Here's to th gov ernor. H. W. MORROW. OSc to. Albert. OMAHA. Jan. 14-To the Editor of The Beet In your Issue of January 11 I read an account of King Albert of Belgium and hla staff dtRging trenches, which action haa cauned me to pen the follow ing lines: Of thy plucky 'ierds. King Albeit, We speak with batgl breath, Of thy courage and Tligr staunchness'. Of thy riisTt-sard for death! If I were not an American How proud, sir, I "hould be. To call myself a Belalan. And serve a king like thee! 2806 Fort Street. -.'AM U MORRIS. DOMESTIC PLEASANTMIS. "Those detectives have Just arrested an osteopath as a felon.'' "That must heve been a painful duty." "Whv painful?" "Pldn't It give th m a hone felon ea their hands?" Baltimore American. "Do von have trouble in rememberlag to write 'inn?' " "A great deal of trouble." admitted the eminent statesman. "You still cling to 'lAlt,' I suppose?" "No. eir. The date I can't get off my mind Is 'ljtl.' "Washington Star. Smith Hello. Jones, old man! I suppose you are going to name that new young ster after that rich old uncle of yours? Jones J don't think we will. Smith Oreat Scott, man! Why not? Jones Because the wife haa decided to name it after that rich old aunt of hr. Judge. "That awfully rdaln Miss Fryte mar ried a railway president, tlidnt she?" "Yes. He had to get money somewhere lor. a dividend.'" Cleveland Tlaln Dealer. Kpli k How do you know that he Is a foreigner? Knock Well, he speaks good English for one thing, nnd then I heard blm sine the whole of the Stsr Spangled Banner, end nn native American can do that. Chicago News. "Seems to he a diversity of opinion about one thing." "What is that?" "Some old fogies seem to think a trunk strap whs more elficacloUH In reforming a had boy than a suspended sentence." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Mamma, when people are in mourn ing, do they wear black nightgowns?" "Why, no. of cottrue not " "Well, don't they foel Just as bad at night as they do In the daytime." Judge. JANE JONES. Here and There There are all kinds of people In the world. Including those who for some rea son or other regard perfume as a neces sity. Martin Green.- 84. of Worcester,' Mass., has handed his fortune of 2,000,0( to trustees to keep It from his sons. Splen did plan for a tearless funeral. Th first baby gets a silver mug, a gold ring an Ivory rattle and about fcJOO worth. of fine baby clothes. But tha sixth baby Is lucky If It gets tVo napkins and a lo-cent bo of corn starch. Ben King. Jan Jones keeps a whispering to me all the time. ' An says: "Why don't you make It a rule To study your lessons, 'nd work hard 'ml learn, And never be absent from school? Remember tho utory of Ellhu Burritt, How he dumb, to tho top; Got all the knowledge 'at h ever had Down in the blacksmith shop." Jane Jones she. actuullv eairi it in no Mavbe. bn dlrl T riunno: 'Course, what's a-keeplng me 'way from the top, . Is not never havln' no blacksmith shop.' She said 'at Ben Franklin was awfully poor. But full of ambition and brains. An' studied philosophy all 'Is hull life An' sec what he got for hla pain. Ho brought electricity out of the sky i'Wlth a kite an' the lightnln' an' key. M we re owin ntm more n any one cise For all tho aright lights 'at w see. Jane Jones she actually said it waa so ; Maybe he did I dunno; 'Course what's alters been hlnderln' me Is not havln' any kite, lightnln' or key. Jane Jones said Colambus was out ut the knees When he first thought up his big scheme: An' all the Spaniards an' Italians, too. They laughed and Just said 'at 'twas a dream; But Queen Isabella, sha listened to him. An' pawned all her Jewels o' worth. An' brought him the Santa Marlcr 'nd said: "Go hunt up the rest of the earth." Jane Jones she honestly said it was so; Maybe he did I dunno: 'Course that may all be, but you must allow They ain't any land to discover Just now. Elizabeth was won by Nina Butts, 2-15 Laird St.. with 792 pictures. She is 1Q years old and attends the Lothrop school V, t US' ' - t - - Lady is. the name we have given the doll for this week. When you see her, you just can't help exclaiming: Oh! "What a pretty little lady. So neat and trim. What a fine little housekeeper she must be. tally will be given free to the little girl under J 2 years of age that brings or mails uk the Urgent number of doll's pictures cut out of the Dally and Sunday Bee be fore 4 p. ni. Saturday, Jan uary S3. Lady's picture will be in The Bee, every day this week. Cut them out and a6k your friends to save the pic tures in their paper for you, too. See how many pictures of Lady you can get, and be sure to turn them in to The Bee office before 4 p. m. Saturday, January 23. You can see "Lady" at The Bee Office The pair of skates for lat week was won by James Pascale, 4021 Cuming St, who collected 178 pictures. More Skates for our Busy Bee Boys Barney Barry. American Club. Nickel plated. Tempered Welded bteal Bidea. Biaaa to fl. jcroper.o This picture of one of the Skates will be la The Bee every day this week. Cut them all out and ask your friends to save tbs pic tures la their paper for you, too. See how many pictures you can get and bring them to The bee office. The Skates will be given Free to the boy that sends us the most pictures before, P. M. Saturday, Jsn. 23.