4-B THE OMAHA SUNDAY 13KK: JANUAUV 17. 1915. THE OMAHA SUNDAX DEE KOINDED HY EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR KOSICWATER, EDITOR. The Pee Publishing Company, Proprietor. By mull per year. u n .so 4 . ,..... s.oo r.KB BUILDING. FARNAM AND BKVENTFENTH. tntered t Omaha postofflcs as second-class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Hy nrriw per month. rllv and Fundav IhIIv without Sunday....' .1 C ....... If livening without Sunday." .4.TO 8nmlay Hie only V":' . F.?id notice of chane of address or complaints or i Irregulsrlty In delivery to Omahl Bee, Circulation department. I IIF.MITTANCE. . j Remit hv draft. express or postal order. Only two- i rent postage atampa receive In payment of small ae- I rounte. Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. ' OFFICES. Omaha The Be Building, douth Omaha ZAt N street. Council Ulufr 14 North Main (treat I Inooln 2S Little Building. 'hlagr Wn Hearst Buddtnr. New York Room 110. 2ft Fifth avenue. Pt. I0tita-M3 New Hank of Commerce. Washington "S Fourteenth At.. N. W. rORRESPON T ENCFi. ddrep communications relating to news and edi torial matter to umana e, cauonai ueparrmeni. HK( KMBKIl HUN DA V CIKCIXATIOX. 45,029 Ftale of Nebraska, County of DmiflM, as. Uwlght William, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, belnit duly aworn. says that the averase Sunday circulation for the month of December, 1914, was 4K.029. e ', liWIiillT WILIJAMM. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presenee and aworn tq befors me, tills iid ,dr of January, HIS. MOBF.RT HUNTER, Notary Publlc. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should have The He mallel to them. Ad dress will be changed as often m requested. January 17 Thought for the Day SlctJ b? Rt. WJUt P. King I only pray that through th common day of this, tny life, tinetatingly may $teal Into m aching heart ttraint that lhall htlp to heal ilt long borne pain; To lijt th thought i from tlfani vxtrlaly gain And fill th lift with harmoni divin. Anon. Wanted A volunteer to unscramble this weather. Perhaps a shop-early-sJ-l-the-year-rcuad cam paign talgbt help the (trap-banker a bit' That $600,000 real estate deal looks lite confidence In Omaba'e future. " Turkey seeing to fight better on land than en the water. But then the turkey sever pre tended to be a water fowl. v The Immigration bill conferees hayeftrtckea from the measure the clause barring all per sons of "constitutional psychopatMo Inferior Ity," thus , relieving .Immigration. Inspectors of the perils of brain fag. I "Plutocracy is braying again," declare Sec retary Bryan In bis Common. ex. The demo cratic donkey evidently want It understood that It la against all monopolies except the monopoly on braying, which it claims for Itself. , ' Through bl personal organ the senator In sists that his bill Is not Intended to embarrass the president. Of course not It Is designed merely to slap bis cabinet chief In the faoe Such Is democratic politic In our great and growing prairie state. Fourteen million dollars Is the estimated value of the food, clothing and other supplies sent by the people of the United States to the innocent victims of war In Belgium. A 'nation more fortunate than all others In Its abundance has warrant for pardonable pride In Its prompt response to misfortune's call. The Turks have taken the Persian town of Tabrls! Carry the news to W. Morgan Bhuster. Tabriz is the Russianized town where wis batched ' the conspiracy which stopped the Americanization ofvthe land of the Kajars. The chief effect of the change of rulers Is substitut ing the scimitar for the common sword. Last Tuesday the great crowds which ate tended the funeral of the grandson of Garibaldi In Rome shouted and cheered for war. Two days later the whole city was humbled ln the ,dust of an appalling national calamity. The two events are not remotely related, but they serve to illustrate how short Is the span from cheers to tears. Publicity for Contingent Tee Contract. The enactment ,of workmen's compensation Jaws to provide a method of taking care of In jured workmen without resort to. litigation Is focusing attention upon the remnant of the evil partially abated by this legislation, namely, the contlngent-fe contract by which lawyers make .themselves partners with their clients in dam age cases. The constant abuse of the contingent fee is so flagrant and notorious that the demand Is raised in, many quarters for its abolition. Here, for example, Is the conclusion in the Lin coln Ptar in an onslaught on "ambulance chas ers" and "percentage" lawyers: Ft seems certain that the enactment ot a law for btWlng the conduct of eases for contingent fee would tnd to dlmlnUh the volume of litigation. If antra court, out of sympathy for thla das of lawyers, does not nullify the law. Now, The Bee has no sympathy whatever for holdup lawyers, yet at the same time it realises that In numerous cases helpless litigants would be completely deprived of their rights if they could not engage lawyer on contingent, or would Lave to put up with the services of shy sters w illing to take their cases for the pittance the could afford to pay. What we contend, however, Is that secrecy in the contingent-fee buMness leads to imposition, and that no contingent-fee contract should be blading until sub Piltted to the court for -approval or revision, in J made a part of the record whether the cane ever sets into court or not. If the reputable wers were keenly alive to their Own inter ims, we ttliove ttey.would lnilst on some such '.. fiiaure of protection for vindication of their yrof'.-selou, as well as of themselves. Italy's Isolation ia Misfortune. Italy does not sit alone In Its sorrow for the victims of the great earthquake disaster, for the pympathy of all nations goes ont to the suffer ers. But Italy does find itself In a rather pe culiar position, as Indicated by King Victor Emanuel's reply to President "Wilson's proffer of assistance. Because of other conditions that now prevail, Italy cannot officially accept suc cor from any nation. Thla attitude Is deemed essential to the preservation of strict neutrality required. The situation present a strange con trast to the circumstances attending the rescue work that followed the cataclysm at Messina, There Germans led the way, and In the work British, French and United States war vessels took part. Not one of these but would cheer fully assist as far as possible at this time, but the exigency of war prevents. However, noth ing exists to Interpose obstacle to private aid, and this will undoubtedly be forthcoming. America is well able and equally willing to help. Nebraska's Solid Achievements United States senators devoted little time to presenting to the world some established facts concerning Nebraska In the course of a debate on the effects of prohibition. Similar facts and figures were marshalled twenty-five years ago, by the editor of The Bee, In the campaign upon the prohibition amendment then submitted, and, therefore, does not come with the force ot nov elty. , The showing Is highly satisfactory, so far as It goes, but Nebraska' has other worthy things to be proud of, and confidently challenges com parison at any time with any state. - For example, Nebraska has a patriotic and wide-awake citlxenshlp, as shown by the active participation of the people In politics, local, state and national. Nebraskans are publio splrlted, too, as will be found on visiting any ot the many thriving towns that dot the prairies of the state w to ere every evidence of advance jn' methods of public administration may be seen. No state In the union surpasses Nebraska la intelligence and enlightenment, the percent age of Illiteracy reported by the United States bureau of education for several decade being the least shown In the United 8tatek Religion la fostered and every sect or denomination has Its devoted followers and Is active In Its' field.' Intellectually and spiritually, Nebraska invites observation. ... . .. ' It Is only natural that a people, so bucaly em ployed In other regards should be energetic In depeloplng material resources. Industrious and prudent, the people of Nebraska are essentially prosperous. For a scors of years the farms ot the state have produced a total ot wealth aver aging half a billion of dollars annually. To this should be added the .output of Its factories and workshops, insignificant, perhaps, alongside the farm' wealth, but mounting high Into the mil lions each year. , From any angle, Nebraska Is good to look upon, and a continual source of pride to Its people. ' ' V . Business in Charity. Th Saturday Evening Post hits a- nail on the head when it declares that some so-called charities do not deserve support because, al though their Intentions may bs tolerably honor able, their objects are not wise and their man agement Is poor. System Is as necessary as sympathy In charity work. System lrt charily means .business. methods to mats reasonably sure that money contributed reaches the In tended object and does the Job. Business meth ods are necessary In charity, sot only to keep out Impostors and conserve the charity fund for the worthy, but also to avoid creating new and sometimes worse evil than those cured. The charity society or Institution that fails or re fuses to furnish those who support It with a full and intelligible financial accounting, and an understandable exhibit of results achieved, is either operating on a mistaken basis, or ie Itself an Imposition for the benefit, as the Post Inti mates, not of, the unfortunate, but of the payroll people In charge. ' Outgrown Clothe i. Nebraska building and loan associations are bulging out of the clothes cut for them by the law-makers ot sixteen years ago. . - The first law enacted In 1891 was designed for Infant Institutions threatened with strangu lation by robUBt concerns bearing similar names and operating from other states. It served Its purpose well and made possible the progress of succeeding years. The present law enacted In 1S99 preserved the essential features of the original law, but broadened along lines whloh experience de manded. At the close of 1898, eighteen months after the original act went into effect, the aggregate resources ot Nebraska associations were 11,802, 000, In round numbers. In 100, following a succession of lean years, the total resources were 1 3,6 97,000. The rpan of development to June, 1914. la measured by resources of 137,118,000," representing the investments and loans pf 75, 364 shareholders. Many serious problems have grown ont ot the astonishing expansion of these Institutions In fifteen years, most of them solved without retarding the business.' But the chief problem springs from the law Itself, which In both the original and the revised acts restricted the num ber of shares in one name to 18,000. This limi tation was deemed ample at the time, and was a factor ot much Importance In preventing monop oly ot ownership. It has worked ,a hardehlp, however, in preventing loans of more than 16,000 on a given property in an individual or corporate name Loans tor largtar sums have been negotiated through the shareholdings of two or more persons, but their legality has been questioned. The necessity ot removing the doubtful legality of these loans Is recognised tn the last report of the secretsry of the State Banking department, who recommends remedial action by the legislature. It must be apparent that the law of 1899 fitted to the meager business ot associations at . that time, needs recanting in some particulars to meet the needs of a tenfold development. Greater freedom in loaning power will broaden their field of usefulness, Insure greater competition la the loea market, encourage enterprise and facil itate the employment, ot home money la home development. " Axl6 r TTCTom nosnwATiB. TO GATHER material for ths talk about my father I had promises; a make at the annual banquet of the Nebraska Rtate Historical Society, and which I denominated "The Oeneala of a Journalist." I browsed aft-aln through the dlarlea which he kept In his youth before the war, Vnd during the' war and after his location here In Omaha. When Edwerl Roaewater landed In this country with his parents and small brothers and slaters on Chrtatniaa day tn WM, direct from a little village In Bohomla. with only the schooling then available to a lt-year-old boy, no ona could poaalbly have seen In Mm the man who was later to rank among the foremoat Journalists of th country and to exerclae a notable Influence In the molding of a great state. Tet In these diaries may be found Indubitable proof that from, the outset he poaaeaaed the faculty of obaervatlon, the apprecia tion of news values and, the descriptive abilities, which are essential to the maklnr of a newapepnr man. For example, durlns a vacation trip home from the south In 18SS, (the boy who five years before did not know a. single word of English, wrote this account of the unveiling of the Perry monument, which took place in Cleveland September 10, of that year. "It being the annlveraary of the battle of Com modore Perry on sikm Erie, this day was selected for the Inauguration of the monument. Thousands were hurrying; to the city frdm all parts of the state, and from other state. Early- In the morning 1 w-ent to enempment.'whre large crowds were as sembled. The drilling of the companies, music,' cleaning of cannons, saddling of boraes," etc., tccu pled till 10 a. tn., when they all formed into a' body and marched out The companlee were: Providence, dresaed In scarlet, with bearskin caps; then Doda wotth's New Tork band: Buffalo, in -tine white pantaloons, bine coat, bearskin caps; Erie, etc.; the Cleveland light Guards under Captain Panford, who had around him' a lot of flowera. ' "At the corner of Brie and Euclid w took our stand, and the different societies passed by the Masons, Odd Fellows, Knights Templars, Eons of Malts, the German Turners and grand lodges of all societies; then tha soldiers of S8I2, and ahead ' of them the soldiers of the battle of Lake Erie; a sail ing vessel manned with sailors of 181S carriage of the marshal of tha day, governor of Ohio and governor of Rhode Island. We stood there till 1 o'clock, end then . went downtown. The square and all streets leading downtown were on lmmenae crowd of people. I . went up as far to Ilia enclosure f the squar as I eooid get, and stood there about tw hours until the prooeselon entered the square. "Buch crowds never wire seen In Cleveland; . trees, houses and windows were one solid mass of people. The statue was covered with United States ' flags, and- the platform waa occupied by distin guished lad lea and gentlemen, some related to Com- . mod ore Perry, the speakers of the day, and around . It were th Masons who performed the rites of the eocasloTt. The oration was pronounced by Hon. Georre Bancroft., the historian, - but I could not bear's word of It At last the statue was unveiled by th speaker, and such cheers and reports of jruns were rmvar' heard before on, that square. It was beautiful to ses the proud figure tn the statu ef th commodore bendtag to one side, an anchor at his feet Ilk th great hero, with two sailor boys, on en each side, and wreath of vergreens with the Inscription, Tlattl on La Erin, September 10. 1813." It looked se triumphant, as tf to say, CT have met the enemy and they are ours.' 'Th peopl dispersed In all directions to go down to lk EH a to witness the mook , battle. "When th battl was' at. Its height I went out on th d oak to witness It Thousands of people bad gathered th th ghor as far as the eye could reach. Twelv sailing vessels were representing the Amer ican and English Teasels, and firing broadsides at ach other . with empty cannons. On man was drowned down near th depot His cap had dropped Into th water and be Jumped after It I went born about 8 o'clock. ' Th rail cars were so crowded Z could not get en, so walked home." - As ninstratlng his quickness ef perception and grasp ef essentials, her ts hi pen picture of Jeffer son Davis, whom he saw th first tlm In January, 1861 as th train stopped a few moments at Stevenson, Ala., wber he waa en th Job as th railway telo graph operator: "Jeff Davis passed her. Tall and straight; walks eaey and rapid; light hair and beard, Inter mingled with gray. Very lean, book nose, fair com plexion, sharp bin eyes, looks very milch la humor. Talked to him by accident" . On another occasion my father wrot out a speech delivered by Paris there, breathing fiery secession Snd defiance te th north, whloh was transmitted to th newspapers, and created a small sensation. After he had com to Omaha he supplied news correspon dence to papers bark east His diary description of ths ground-breaking of th Union Pacific la partlcu-, laxly graphics He never, however, had any Idea of taking up Journalism as a permanent career until h discovered himself actually In It by ths founding of Ths Bee, originally Intended as a campaign sheet for free distribution for a few weeks, but whos en thnstastlo reception soon convinced Mm that tt an swered a popular demand and oould achlev a lasting success. ' , An exploration Into th ballot prepared for th election of th Commercial club directors last week wfU botnp Into some nnsolvabla mysteries. ' The names are supposed to b arranged by groups with notations of th business Una represented, as, for ex ample, "bankers," "profailova." "manufacturers," "retail trade." But I find an architect listed as a "manufacturer,' and an undertaker as a "retailer." No doubt an undertaker usually takes over on cus tomer at a tlrue, although not unwilling to do busi ness wholesale, but If an architect dees not belong to a profession as much as an attorney, o dentist, or a physician, lay conception of axclilteutur taunt be distorted. I wonder under what heading tha club'a election commissioners who made up th ballot would have placed a sculptor or an artist In oil? Would he be a "retailer" or a "commission dealer?" I notice also that ths laundrymeo ar Hated as "manu facturers." presumably manufacturers of cleanllnsea, which being next to godliness, should entitle them to separate and special consideration. As compared with th Jast sesaion. the bill hopper at Lincoln has so far shown only bait speed. This Is not by way of complaint, but of approval. - About a score of prominent dttsena met In the rooms of th first National bank to take up th Chamber of Commerc building project Among thoa present wer P. C. Hlmebaugh, H. T. Clark. Herman Kountse. B. B. Wood, J. A. Haines. W. w. Marsh. P. E. Ilex. Joecph Garneau, C. W. Hamilton, Max Meyer and C. Y, Goodman. A committee on proposal alte was constituted consisting of H. T. Clark, J. C. Collins and P. C. Hlmebaugh. ( Th Western Hor and Cattle company has elected the officers: President. Henry Pundt; vie president, Edmund Peycke; treasurer. Max Meyer; secretary, Charles E. Burmelster; managing director, Ernest Feyclta. , Earlier Canipbsll's masterpiece, "The Galley Slave," pleased an euthustnrtlo au.linc at tha Boyd. Th thermometer this rooming registered U de grees below aero. Th street company has Just received a l4t of ctlulotd checks to tak th pla- of tickets which aav been Ij4 bo soag. Tr. Yaaar alumna of Ornate and Council Bluffs at a meeting at th resldenc of A. J. Poppieton ar rangea to siv a ballad matinee soon In each city for the benefit of the Vasxar educational fund. Mrs M. E. Itey, the soloist of ths occasion waa expected tn Omalia soon to be the guest of her slater, Mr. Rogeta TTJR5 OF TEE TIDE. Philadelphia Ledger: The business men are seeing a great boom In trade, due to the demand of Enron for goods of all kinds, sn1 a great boom at home because of the fruition of the plana of the farm ers to raise food enough not only for home consumption but to supply warring Europe. x , Springfield Republican: A demand for building material In 1915 greater than In any year In the last seven was the con fident prediction of the president ot a big brick company at a dinner In New York ths other day of men representing Interests which handle t1MJ.OOB.000 worth of building material annually In the city. Other speakers were siso optimistic. The turn of the Jane seems to be In sight. ' New York Times: If we do not thrive It is because we are not equal to the oc casion, and Americans who do not ac cept gooi business are In uch a minority that they do not count Our bankers, our manufacturers, our traders should take off their coats and get busy without waiting for the skies to drop larks or for government to do something lor them In the way of buying ships or passing mors laws. . . Pittsburgh Dispatch: ' The optimism that has predicted that with the turn of the year there would be a marked turn ia the industrial and business situation appears in a-fair way of verification sc rolling to reports appearing In our neww columns. Orders amounting to $3j0oo,OriO worth of steel products received Within the last ten days by one corporation, preparations for renewed activity among the mills along the Monongahela and Al legheny valleys and. In other Industries speak for themselves. Nor are these orders exclusively for the war sone, al though Pittsburgh is profiting largely In that wsy. Inquiries from the west and orders from Australia indicate a world wide scope which Justifies the prlmlse that we are on the eve of a substantial revival of prosperity. QUADTT BITS OF LIFE. In the home of an old German who died In Davenport, Wash., ther has been found a Bible 219 years old and a set ot silver dating back to 1733. Both of them will be sold at auction. ' Johnson Is the commonest nam In Chi cago, and Smith the commonest name in New York City, Philadelphia, Boston, Cleveland, Buffalo and Pittsburgh. Because th. only barber tn Dakota. Minn., to very fond of hunting, James Dalrympla had to travel more than eighty miles to Minneapolis to be shaved. For tha last seven weeks the barber shop has' been closed. ' Justice ot the Peace George B. Pfelfer of Alton. Mo., celebrated his fiftieth birth day recently by reducing the price for marriage ceremonies from p to tl and by offering to give every bridegroom a cigar. Some of the cheap lodging bouses In London are called "penny sltupa." They provide mere benches with wooden baoks. Each lodger places his arms on the back of the bench before .him and then, resting his head on his arms, tries to sleep, 1 . Every Russian soldier engsged against the Austrtana or the .Germans carries on his person an ikon' or sacred picture, which Is supposed to guard him against th bullets of the enemy. Every Russian general departing for the front has been presented with an 'ikon solemnly blessed by a priest or bishop. In Danville, Pa., two men. in digging fern roots on an Island below that town, unearthed an Iron : box, lncrusted with rust, and having every appearano of having lain there for many years. On breaking open th box It was found to contain sliver coins worth $17,000. Th coins wer of Mexican and Spanish' coln sgs. Th find has revived old traditions or the Island having been a hiding plact frequented by Captain Kldd. ' ' SIGNS OF PROGRESS. Th first Chines t'ally newspaper In New York City has mad Its Initial ap pearance and Is printed entirely by elec tric power. ' Th municipal Board of Health of Ma nila has passed an ordinance requiring that all buildings erected in future In th city must b ratproof. In . Mexico there la a ISO-foot bridge over a river, that is composed entirely of mahogany,, worth at th present price of th wood, almost 12.000,000. . Th famous : Gobelin tapestries, . stil) mad In a factory owned by the French, government ar woven from the revere side, a workman .watching th design through th web sis It is reflected In a mirror. In a French aeroplane factory wings are tested by turning machines upside down and loading them with sand, evenly distributed, until a weight exceeding th pressure th wings must withstand Is reached. . Should a mechanical cotton picker re cently Invented prove practical. It will revolutionise the Industry In this country. It is a hug contrivance, driven by one man. much as an automobile Is operated, and claim is mad that it will pick S5 per cent of th cotton without Injury to the unrip bolls or th plants. Propellers of aeroplanes such as are used In th present European war may b mad of selected ash,, which ' la both strong and light and will not spilt under vibration or shock, or of built-up layers ef spruce with mahogany centers. The framework ot the machines, too, is gen erally mad f wood, sprue being much used on account of Its straight grain and freedom, from hidden defects. EDITORIAL SIFTING S. Washington Post: Citlxenshlp tests ar w ell anough In their way, but an illltexate patriot caa atop as many bullets as a high brow. Pittsburgh Dispatch. ' Th return of He dill MoCorrolck, vice president ot the progressiva party, to th republican, rank may, however,' b simply a recog nition that th party! had preceded him there. .Boston Transcript: 'There's nothing the matter w Ith American business except a state of mini," says Mr. Wilson. "If you ar going to buy it buy It now." Yes.' but th trouble ts fhe storekeepsr won't accept psychological money. Chicago Herald: Both sfdea In Mexico have now promised General Scott not to fir across th border, but this doesn't mean th leading patriots wonI shoot rapidly across th line themselves when things get too hot for them. Cleveland Plain Dealer: "Efficiency In living" was advocated by tw large employers of labor at a recent bearing befor th New York etat factory in vestigating committee. But ever In Eu rope th governments ar maintaining all kinds of training camps t establish efficiency la dying People and Events At the rate 7 and I per cent "gold bonds" are being offered In the east prompts the Brooklyn Eagle to predict "a spring freshet In Suckr Brook." The recent subwsy secldent In New York City seems to have convinced some residents that there is more and better air on the surface of th earth than In a hole In the ground. A New Y,ork Judge refused to aicept as a reason for tardiness at court a doctor's assertion of professional duty, and Imposed a fine. Rome men clothed with brief authority Impeach the sanity of the times. Thomss Bagnall of Vlnelsnd, N. J., celebrated his ninety-first blrthdsy In eompsny with four big sons two coming from Colorado, on from California and one from Japan. A fine tribute to dad and a credit to th sons. A peace-promoting ststesman In Colo rado fathers a bill for a law abolishing the hip pocket tn men's trousers. Be sides the suggestion of disarmament the bill Is a step toward pocket equality which bents a suffrage state. ' Any old sport with th essh csn ex pedite an old-fashioned fight in th Balkans by putting up the entrance fee. Bulgaria and Greece ar holding off un til the purse is satisfactory. Meanwhile .the bantsm championship is ild by ferjiai Here's to the Msine woman who fought a tyrant man to a standstill. Sarah T. Holllns of Bangor fought Owen E. Blackburn In the courts for seven long years and W'on a Judgment of $1 for her ,trotihle. Fighting for 13 .cents a year challenges admiration. The demand on American factories for war footwear Is said to exceed capacity. Word comes from an American shoe maker In Paris that 80,000,000 pairs will be needed this year, more than enough to keep ths wheels of American factories going every hour of the day and night while the war goes pn. Chester Alan Arthur, son of a presi dent Is boosting th Joy ot living tn Colorado. Wealthy and socially inclined. h Is fixing a Mg ranch In Costilla county, where ther wttl be large doings next summer and thereafter: Th mnch will have (ill the summer necessities, such as a polo grounds, golf course, ten nls courts and a game preserve, besides cottages for guests and tourists. MUFFLED KNOCKS. . As a rule, when a man's tongue Is thick his pocketbook Is thin. A man n'ever hollers for th benefit of th doubt until he know that ther Is no doubt as to his guilt , Some preachers argue against working on the Sabbath. And then they will la bor through a sermon on Sunday. It hurts you a whole lot more to stay up late because you want to tqan it does to stay up late because, you have to. ' We spend one-half of our lives trying to catch up with tomorrow and th other wishing we could edge back to yesterday. The smokeless nuisance Is a man who swore off tobacco on the first of the year and who wants to tell jou all about his sufferings. Faith Is something thst makes us be lleve in the truth of the gospel even' though w know that the apostles were fishermen. . . Marriage Is a good Institution in some ways. Some men -need a bose who will mak them change their "socks at least once a week. When a man refuses to bet on a sure thing it isn't because he Is too honest to take advantage of some other man. It Is because he knows, that sure things often lose. There ar all sorts of liars In th world. Including the man who drinks with you and then announces that he would re taliate only he left his money at home in his other clothes. As soon as about three-quarters of the people begin to get a lot' of fun out of any particular sport, the other quarter sends a lobby to the legislature and de mands a law prohibiting the sport Cheer up I Even it you do have a hard tlm raising th rent money every month you can sleep soundly at night knowing that when you die a bunch of high-priced lawyers will not discover that you wer insane when you mad your will. WOMEN'S ACTIYITIES. Mra Borden Harrtman and Miss Annie Morgan have been elected to sit on a church commission In New York's. Epis copal Synod. " t 1 There ar said to be workwomen than usual engaged for th ohautauqua sea son this coming year. Among them will be Mra Percy V. Pennybacker, Mrs. Maud BaUlngton. Booth. Mrs. Carrie Chapman Catt, Miss Anna A. Gordon of New Orleans and Charlotte Perkins Gil man. 1 " " Mrs. Ira Nelson . Morris, wife of the American minister 'In Stockholm, has or ganised a committee consisting of the American women residents of Stockholm, to . work for the American nurses In Europe, the says the Swedish Bed Cross In Stockholm reports that It la not In need of any supplies. ' r 1 . . Th Woman's club or Rutland. Vt, had a candidate at th recent election of ths school, board and she was elected with th largest majority given any candidate. The club has secured pi ofeselonat. who give lessons In cooking and domestic economy to the bouaekevrers of ths city. 'There Is said to be a great opportunity for music teachers among th mUslonar. ie to China. Th women of that coun try ar very anxious to learn to sing and to play the piano and a missionary, who could teach these things - would have exceptional opportunity to do her relig ious work. , Ths election f Mrs. Ella Flag Young for th third tlm as superintendent of the school of Chicago, at a salary of flS.OOO a year, is a matter tor congratu lation to an women who ar Interested In seeing th person 1st fitted for the work, whether men or woman, chosen to do it . AtUeboro, Mass., has a woman's Cham ber of Commerc. which was organized at the suggestion of Colonel Samuel Hul man, formerly of the legislature, The first chairman of the Chamber of Com merce is Mrs. C. 3. Holden, who is known in Massachusetts as a leading member of th Suffrage league. Miss Francis Hopkins of Jefferson City, Mo., was appointed by the governor to succeed her father as prc-at Judge. la th first woman to hold this otflc in th state. Mia Hopkins' tenure of th office, however, will o brief, as a spe cial asset lost to expected to be called within a few month SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. Boston Trerscrlpt.' Christian mis sionaries are afraid nowadays to teach tho bea'hen to read the Bible for fear one of them might pick up a war extra. Detroit Free Tress:- Judging from the reporta of his Philadelphia speeches Billy Sunday must lie laboring under the Impression thst the devil la hard of hear ing. St. trills Globe Democrat: The Georgia clergman who has efjkcd that Ms salsry be reduced may have an ambition to be elected to the legislature. But if he succeeds he will be very lonesome. Brooklyn Eagle: Did the late' Mr. Morgan mean "the ministers" when he. left t.!3,0 to the "mlntatry" . of St. Georges Church? A finer problem In terminology, we Imagine, has rarely been prepensed to the courts. How It will bo solved is excellent material for guess work. Springfield Republican: The missionary headquarters ought to know, snd when the Presbyterian board reports that th disturbance at the headwaters of civil isation Is felt to the remotest edg of Asiatic and African barbarism, there's no denying the tsct It is an upset world. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. A "I see ' npthlng unusual about tho typewriter. "Don't ydu notice the mirror attach ment? You hav no Idea how much time it saves a girl. lxulsvilla Courier-Journal. waU?h,at do you call this vine on your ' I rsll It the bouncer vine." J'wn' a you lvo lt uch a nams as thiit?" "Because It la always throwing out suckers. 'Baltimore American. "A relatlv of mins thst I never saw before came to th house last night." "Never saw hirn before, eh! What's his name?' ; "He hasn't got any yet. but we Intend to christen him William." Hoston Tran script Little Rov (resdlng aloud) "And David said inv his haste, all men are liars." ' Say, father, -why didn't he mention women also? "He didn't consider it necessary, my son." Life. "Friends." thundered the orator, "the eyes of the world are ipon you. Hu manity hangs breatlilesa'upon Jour acts," Ami then he nominated HI Jinks for village constable, and humanity breathed aain. Philadelphia Ledger. Edyth I dearly lov to take long walks. Only yesterday I coverod a mile ... ava .ik.ii iu mini tea. Mayme With your feet, dear, I should think you might cover that distance standing still. Indianapolis Star. "f hear she gave all her gentlemen friends kiasea os Christmas presents. Did you get yours?" . ''h, yes, I got mine early In December befjre the stock waa all picked over." Boston Transcript Ho Marry me, dear, and I will make It my duty to anticipate your every wish. Sho Hut are you aura that your antici pations would le realised. Chicago Pout. "Does your husband'ever He to you?" "Never." 1 "Ilt.w do you know?" "He tells me that I do not look a dav older than I did when 'he married m-. and If he doesn't lie about that, I don't think he would about less important matters." Houston Post. LIFE'S LOVELINESS. Chambers' Journal. Think levely thoughts, that every day be biest: C Look thou for God, nor fancy him con cealed : Along earth's common way the flowers and grass Will breathe his name to thee when thou Shalt pass. To thy dlvinest self he stands revealed, His conquering power. through love made manifest. Speak lovely words, to fall like sunlight rays. That youth may be so .long and age but brief. . To add to lor In life a little more. And take some misery out of earth's vast store, , So shalt thou walk with gladness and not grief, Planting a hope in all the thorny ways. 1 Do lovely deeds, of brotherhood the bond ; rjscn nurueq nooiy niteJ and eaon task. Each day's plain duty, teaches thee to hless The friendless lives bilve in their loneli ness. Ere yet they near the Shadows and the -Mask. 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