TIIK BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY. JANUARY 2, 1915. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ItOSWWATKR. VICTOR ROSEWATKR, KDITOR. Thm Pee Publishing Company. Proprietor. .I.a BUILDING. FARNAM AND SEVKNTKIiNTlt frrd at Omaha pontofflc (a eecond-clasa matter. TIKMS OP SUBSCRIPTION. By en trior By mail per month. per year. j-aiiv n1 "nndav e e 1'flv without fundey.... c 4 00 Vventng anl unriy I !t Vvnlng without ftunday Ita. 4.00 Fuirley Pe only JOr t notice ot change of ertdrese or eomp'elnte of Irr-sularity b delivery to Omaha Be. Circulation JrartBient RTMITTANCK. Ttemtt bv draft, enpresa or postal order. Only two cent rniM received In pirmmt of am all ae Founts Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. fWraha The Be Ritildlns nuth Omaha JltS N street. " - Council muffs 14 North Main street T trwoln Little Building. Chl-aro Ml Hearst Biilllln. New Tork Room 111. t Fifth avenua ft. IoitWt New Hank of Commerce. Washington 7 Fourteenth Ft., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. . , 'Adlresa communications relating to new a and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Department, NOVEMIJEII CIRCIXATION. 52,531 Elate of Kebreska. County of Douglas, aa. Dwight Williams, circulation tnaoager of Th Baa Publishing company, being duly aworn, eaye that the averse dally circulation for the month ot No .ventrer, 1914, waa R:.J1. DWIOIIT WILIAMfl, Circulation Manager. Euhscrlbad In my presence anil aworn to before tna. this Itll day of rcmher, 114. ROBERT HUNTER, 3 Mary Public. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should have 1 he iw mailM to them. Ad dress will b changed m Often aa requested. rz Jeaaery Thought for the Day . StUcttJ by Rto. Nawton Mann "We prize book$, and they prize them mo$t who are thtmtelvee wise. " trntrtun. "The War It Orer Yonder." Secretary Redfield'e ltter to the business men of America la a trenchant rebuke for un warranted timidity and a clarion call to the sound Judgment and confidence of the country. "The war l over yonder," says the secretary of commerce. And that la where It must be left, aa far as possible, so far aa our business Interests are concerned. They have been pen alised by It In ways we could not avoid, and yet In other ways we could and should avoid. Dut Ibe fact is, as Iterated And reiterated by others beside Secretary Redfleld, that after summing up all the disadvantages resulting from the war, they could be more than offset by the natural force of trade and industry, supported by the indispensable element of confidence. "If you want prosperity, do your share to brine It and do It now," says Secretary Red field to the business men of the United States. "Get that addition of your shop going; It will cost you less today than six month! hence. Prices are low and likely to rise. You're been thinking of that contract work; b'ettcr atart It yourself before things gel the start of you. This country slows down a bit now and then, but it never stops growing, and It always moves tip and never down." The war has imposed Its hardships and Inter posed Its obstacles, hut the .resources of Amer ican Industry and the genius of American enter prise are capable, If properly used, to overcome them all and push forward, and It Is the duty of everyone of us to lend a hand toward seeing thai this Is done. I L . . And isn't It a fine little new year, too? a Yes, keep writing it "ml" till you got the habit. ' ' ' Now, altogether: Boost for Omaha, and keep a-boostlng. Get caught on that old "one-nine-one-five" telephone gsg? Swearing-off resolutions are good, but only to long as they. last. Perhaps you have noticed how well Medicine J!at Is holding Its own these days. Now that you are up on the wagon, boys, it tight and don't rock the old boat. ' i Not eo many Americana welcoming toe New Year In foreign lands aa theje used to be. Omaha's wonderful record of growth and de velopment runs along as a serial etofy' with no coding. ' ' ' " ' ' ' .' Thomas Rye la now governor of Tennessee, a state in which John Barleycorn has been badly hesten. It is the fault of the grown-ups, though, If some of the bad little boys do not turn out to to the best big tneu. One never knows where a college president iray bresk out. Here is one referring to con gress aa "an extinct volcano." Of courao, no one would know that the New Yar. had actually arrived were It not for all that dia and noiey Jollification. Ootgrees could have taken a holiday recess without calling down any serious complaints on the rctmbcrs front their constituents. it was Flautus who said, "You Jove a noth inr wbea yon love an lafate." And never has i :-. 4EKrie risen m ma world s estimation. And still President Wilson will have the last crd to my on the Indefenr-lble literacy test de vid to abut (he door of hope against ether Uj desirable Immigrants. A woman waa overheard to remark to another ci:;aa on the rar, "He spends about every cent l nskes," evidently referring to so one in i rlicular but llr. Ultimate Consumer. if ogr water rate come down at much this 3 ir as they did last year, Omaha consumers iLeu. le paying only 3 cents a. thousand aS:otis more than consumers in Lincoln. Now that Mr. Bryan has bought a ten-acre kite for a home In North Carolina, the old Tar he) state may fall into line with Nebraska, Trirti and Florida as the home of a near-presl- "Not by way of a knock, but by way of sug- '.v"a; TLe Ccnrnvrcial club's list of new la-tiu-u i la Omaha would look better If confined to thnee that have five or mere employes on their r rolls. T in'of """7' i 5 f inairufti-ja of Mayor Murphy, Street Commti i nr .Vrttwy got, buy to rlaar th sidewalks af wh- tfiat duty a nvclecied by the oocupanc. V. lilUsn brrion, th M. Uary's avtrnua crooery i n. waa thrown from hla tijh wlillo tJrntnB tha ir.t-r uf MiUicla ajid 3lord and aetlai-aly Injured, .i.j:ib foou. tha bulidar of our now court bouae. i ,i put in a Ml for Ua erection of the paw court ."' i Tc ; . C. Jnra, ihe p.-s'Ular travaltng man. baa goe i . :t fi.nnit br Troy, N. V, ': r i rVla are reratnAed thut thla la r.a lor.-r leap ', rj t,t v,ty w ti i h to wait three yeare lor 'i if liance to proije. ! i.e Iwu(r weather report ihowt Omaha'a huih- k '. u ii,! Kiium t .te fctrn 6 dit-a and tha '1 - d.';reea. , I- !.;iury. Z: 4 Fnum tir-t. Invite thoae de- !' una, (rniu ntal trees, - !n . flowi-rs and .. vi ii-.t Mlh htm fyr epMiijf pianUntf Forcing' the Litcrgcy Test. . ' Notwithstanding the serious objections to In corporating a literacy test unconditionally In our immigration laws, the senate bai recorded Its approval of such a measure, and bas voted down all amendments that would relieve the harshness of ita operation by exceptions for the victims of religious or political persecution. True, the bill came In this form from the house, end is practically identical with the immigra tion measure that passed the preceding congress, but was blocked by President Taft. . The objec tions which then prevented ita enactment, how ever, and which bare since been re-assert ul by President Wilson, still stand. The ability to read and write Is no fair test, of Ihe desirability or undesirability of an Immigrant whose defic iency Is due to the fact that the country from which he comes denies him all opportunity for schooling. This Is more directly In point where an Immigrant Is driven from his native land to escape religious or political persecution, being a complete reversal of the policy of this country to welcome to Its refuge the oppressed of other lands. A literacy teat without exception' would have kept out most ot our original colonists who crossed the ocean to secure religious and politi cal freedom, and It would also have kept out riuch of the substantial citizenship-to which the nation owes Us present strength and mag nificence, it would, moreover, have retarded for decades the development of the matchless resources of the great west. ..The administrative features of the present immigration bill are said to be in most respects excellent, and to promise decided Improvement In the present machinery, but we do not believe the remedies for administrative shortcomings should be allowed to force through a literacy test bar which is no necessary, adjunct and which is not called for to meet any pressing demand. The Ubiquitous Apple. The apple is indigenous to every soli and climate In the country, as emphasised by the government's report of the record-breaking 1914 crop. It knows no sectional limitations, but grows at luxuriantly In one part of the United States at the other. For Instance, the leading apple states, according to the government report, are New York nd Pennsylvania along the north. Atlantic seaboard and the east. Michigan In the extreme north, Virginia and North Carolina along the South Atlantic, with West Virginia just to the inland; Kentucky and Tennessee In the middle south, Ohio and Missouri In ttie mid dle west, and Washington In the far west and along the Pacific- ' ' , The force of this lesson ought to be encour aging to a greater area of apple orchards, for It Is a paving crop. In 113, according again, to. government figures, the commercial crop was 40 per cent of the agricultural production, and if this ratio holds good for 1914 it will mean the i marketing of 103,600,000 bushels, for the en- tire production was SS9.000.000 bushels Nebraska apples will take rank in quality with the best, and they might do even better thsa that wtih a little more acientlflo culture. Many growers ot applea in our state have made good money out of them,' and it has always teemed to us that larger areas and more inten sive culture could with great profit be, devoted to them. . Hoaett Shipping: ManifeiU. American commerce bas a right to demand unmolested transit at sea and to look to the government for Ita protection. But the presi dent Is quick to remind eommeroe ot the part Jt is expected to play la securing these rights. Hit appeal for co-operation la honest manifests by keeping contraband and noneontraband goods separate roust receive quick and complete re sponse or hit demands upon the belligerent na tions tor noninterference will lose force. The United States haa simply required Its rights and will have no difficulty getting them by going Into court with clean hands. Our people should not allow this Incident with England to disturb them; it does not mean war at all, but simply a firm, but friendly, demand for better recogni tion ot the established and customary rights of a neutral nation. But in the meantime nothing that needs to be done by us In the- securing of our position should be overlooked, and it Is probable that the government will see to this, even more vigilantly than heretofore. A speaker at tho Bar association meeting at Lincoln advocatea making the entire bar ooe corporate body to take the place of the present associations, which are purely voluntary in their membership, and therefoie "unable to discipline the lawyers most In need of It." That may be the remedy, but then It might also take the of fices aad management away from the little ring that usually seUes control of such atsoctatioas aad runs them la its owa personal interest. Eomance of a Gold Miner Tammy C'raee, MIIMaaatrev, Tha atory of the bunt for gold la ever a story ef toll and privation, often a trairedy. For the ena who strike It rich, thoiteanda are Ivat in the oblivion f poverty. Colonel Thomas Cruaa, whose death at the as of T, at Helena. Mont, la announced, waa one of the lucky few who leaped from poverty to affluence thirty years ago. He dlacorered and developed the Drum JAimmon Bold mine, north of Helena, sold It to an Engllan syndicate fop $100,000, retaining one-alxth Intereat- and shared in the proflta of mooo.000 which the mine haa produced; Mr. Crua was 3D yearn old when he left County Cavan, Ireland, to ' seek hla fortune In tha mining eampe ot tha weat. He roamed around various dig gings In California, Nevada and Idaho, blew Into Virginia City, Mont., In X965, when Aider Gulch waa at tha height of Ita glory, and later struck tho placers around Helena, where fortune smiled upon him. Flrkleneaa of Lark. Drum Lrfimtnnn drew Its nam from tha locality la Ireland where cruaa was bom. Befor It had a name It had a romance redolent with the ill-luck of tho original finder. If was a little wiry Frenchman named I F. Hllderbrand. who drove an express wagon' In Dead wood long after Tommy Cruaa put Drum Common on the mining map. la the very early daya Hllderbrand prospected in Montana. A stumble on tha meyntain aide caused him to chl off a. piece of a boulder which was so rich in gold quarts that hla eyes popped in the excitement of rtehee in sight. Ha a'nt ma partner oeerae, to. look for the lead from which tha boulder sloughed off. 'In an unfortunate moment Hlldarbrad and his part ner undertook to roll out of tha way the great boulder which gave them a clu. to wealth. By one of those Queer cape re of blasted luck which proapectors fear, tha boulder moved too quickly and rolled over and cruahed the arm of Hllderhrend a partner. Being with out money and needing medical treatment they left the place, trudged to Helena, where the partner was put under the car of a doctor, and Hllderbrand went to work In nearby placer to earn money to pay the bill. ; . , Soma ten year! later Hllderbrand, still at out with his luck, and weary of roaming, reached the spot where the boulder aent his hopes akywardj The boulder had the appearance of ea old acquaintance, but tl surroundings were changed to a bewildering extent Before his eye was a monster hoisting plant ralaing rich ora from a ahaft hundreds f feet In depth, while In the gulch a huge stamp mill was at work. The boulder occtinled a ntaca of hnnne in' r- . eutldtng. Hllderbrand touched It.' patted It affection ately and teara filled hi, ayea Presently, through the mlt of his tears, be read the sign "Drum Luroroon. irnno, aiacoverea oy Thomas cruse, . , rortane" Change Froa, , ' During the period of development when hard luck, pressed Craee to the verge of abandonment, some on advlaed him to strike Bam A eh by for a couple of hundreds. Aahoy was a money-lender In, Helena who knew how to aweat the eoln when put at work n good seourlty. Cruse put the matter of a loan up to Aahby. All he cot. however, was m rin- 11.. advice, coupled with the money lender's assurance that he would rather throw paper money into tho lumacea or. nia satanio majesty than loan it to such "a ahirtleas fellow." Tears after whan Cruas's day of prosperity oam. on the early vlaitors to the "Thorn aa Cruse Sev Inga' bank." Juat started la. !?- mrmm a. A.t.h The fortunea of Cruse and Aahby had been reversed! vruao waa iiuan, Aenoy empty of pocket Cruse led his WOUld-be customer to tha Annr and In v- ...j scored language of the weat assured that customer that he would rather throw Ms money into the fur naces of his satanio maleatv shiftless fellow" as Sam Ashby. 1 ' Soon after Ms bank waa atartad h - . - W 'I U . uv, Croa decided that he had enough capital to support a wife. Miss Msrgaret Carter. Bister of tha lata United States Senator Carter, became Mra. Cruae. (The wedding In M8 was the greatest social event in the history of Montana's easttaJL T waa . ..i-k.-n all tha population. Crus arranged for an pan houae uron wun every saloon In. Helena- Tradi tion has it that th Whola mala uimlnHn. .. ot flrunx at tha bridegroom's expense, and it took a week to sober the people Into a. working condition. The Jamboree was tha a-raateat f Vll tig W1SJ Treasure atate; no ene has attempted to rival the BTtnglfe The Joys of wedded lifa wee t Mrs. Cruae died within a vear. Iravino a k.k- ......i., ' ' -,7 wmtioi'ivr on which th father lavished Ms affections and means. Linked vlt. OaxaTsa, People. ( What Count John A. Creighton was to Omaha, Thomas Cruae was to ITelena. Every public enter prise, evary promising Industry, drew Ms support: be nevolent and charitable movements commanded as sistance from his puree. II was tho chief contributor to the building of the Csthollo cathedral of Helena, Which waa dedicated on Christmas day. The Methj dlat hospital, tha Young Man's Christian aaeocistlon and tha Young Woman's Christian association ahard In Ms bounty, and Ms liberality In supporting the. lo cal club kept Helena on the base ball ma. Th career or Mr. Cms was linked in many ways with the active lives of several former Omaha real dent A year or two' before Cruae struck Alder Oulch, Patrick Oumett. Mrs. Ournett aad three young children, started from Omaha with e bullteam in a caravan which occupied six months In covrrng the dlatanc to Virginia City. Mnt. Cruse and the Our nelta probably became acquainted there. In subs, quent veara when th Ournetta becam ranchers In the Mleeourl valley south of Helena, Cruse s poverty aa a prospector was freduently relieved by tha fooj reeerve of the Ournett homestead. Frank J. Lang, son of an Omaha family of pioneer grocera, la tho active manager of Cnwt'i Bavins e bank, and has been confidential associate and edvLer of the million aire for years past Another Omaha man. Harry Cotter, married Cruse's daughter. Mary, who died a year ago last , Noverobtr. . Cruse, ar.d Cottar, did uot pull together and the death of the daughter widened the breach, which continued to the gold miner's end. UL Personal and Otherwise: Th very first wall of Wo eome n-oin th pat mist who sees naught but evil je a year beginning with Friday. ... The past Is a back number. He who clings to tt gets nowhere. Forget It! The future alone lights the way to achievement. Th only shadow on tha bright proapect of the New Year Is th amateur legislator bobbing up with bills to tax bachelors. Envy will go the limit In buatlntf the "Don't Worry clubs," Good resolutions are worth while. In ttma they become a fixed habit- Men who have persisted in making reeotullona annually for a dosen years have bee a known to stick as much as fifteen days in each January. -- . On of the perplexltfc-a of the old year pushed over Into the new by the euprem court of Georgia ia the question. "What is berT" The caprlcaa of JudUi.il humor constitute on of tha Joya of living n either, side of the Mason and Dixon 11ns. Looking backward aa far as the stone age it la related that Wag and Wo met on New Year's morn ing. "8y. Woe," said Wag, "lend me your crowbar, will your "What for?" asked Woe, wearily. "I want to go home," anawrel Wag, "and tuna over a new leaf." "How time is slipping from our feet!" aang old Omar, la Ma solo to the New Year revellera. An l lifting Ms loaded t magnum be aalutod the bunrb: "Com, fill to Joyoua years this crystal ekar rul fine; the morrow may fill with teara what now we fUM with wine.' The multitude of nephswa and nlecea of Unci fiamuel. bleea 'em all. May be pardoned ahould thev cut loose with heart thrtlia for t'ncla aad glad han-1.1 for the New Yer- No other land on which the wint. r avin eMnee la more reponiv to tha hopra ot man Mail, nune quk-ker In excnitlng a fcelptng- hand to Ihoea la dltia. The atiiluit fcume of liberty and opiMrtuni;y, of pmc and good a 111. Justifies her children la heartily wth-omfug tha New Year. V, a. Owe a Deht Kaglaad. RIVERTON. Neb.. Jan. 1. To the Ed itor of The Bee: Please tall us If the United Btatee owes England a war debt dating from the civil war. LINDLET PHARMACY. Note:' Not to our knowledge. Th only Indebtedness growing out of the civil war between the United Ptatea and England was settled when England was required to pay the Alabama claims to the United States. Commlaaloai Plaa a Fallarcf OMAHA, Jan. I.-To the Editor of The Bee: Our new commiselon city govern ment has not Improved the management of Omaha as w hoped. And It never will. Those elected are under too many ohltgatlona to tha saloon element for their election and it takes more stamina than one man poasesses to do what he knows la right and best against the var ious wishes and threats he is bound to encounter. Few It any cities In the United States will select and elect men competent and capable of managing a large city. 1 What we should have Is a state com mission of four, with the governor making five, elected by a vote of the entlr state. (Our stat and nral districts elect as a rule" good officials). These five having the appointive power, and they must ap point from the cttlxens ot ' Omaha and other cities in our stat of S.000 and over from their own eitliens (thla would be home rule) three to eeven commissioner. ,The state commissioners should have the power to remove for cause any ot these men. The state commissioners should make a study of the best way of handling gamb ling, saloons, red light districts, etc., and advise with the city commissioners.' Any state could well afford to pay these atate eotnmlasloners a good salary, aa It would reduce th coats of out state penitentiary, insane and inebriate asylums and all other state and county Institutions by im proving the conditions of vice In the cities where most ot this data comes from. an Ia Fell or la Part. SOUTH OMAHA. Jan. l.-To the Editor ot The Bee: I note my letter (in part) In The Bee, and I want to ask you, please publish full letter or not at all, aa It is misleading to publish in part only. In my letter X made the statement that J. B. Watklns made the statement at that city- ball meeting that he had never heard on word in favor of annexation for South Omaha, and I stand on this platform also. Why don't you send down the bunch that favors annexation and give us facta and figures the same as they do when they are soliciting our votes for office. If Omaha is so anxious to help us, why don't they do it nowT They surely owe us something for all the trade, bank clearings and P. O. thay have taken from ua without our consent. J. G. BLESSING. , Note: The Bee reserves th right to condense contributions to the letter box; also to correct the spelling, punctuation and grammar. Labor Valoa aad Lawyers' Uatloa. OMAHA. Dec. SL To the Editor of The Bee: I notice in a dispatch from Lin coln relative to the meeting ot the StaU Bar association that a certain Judge E. B. Perry of Cambridge spoke on the sub ject of "labor unions and the tendency of .lawmakers to except them from the provisions of certain statute." Judge Perry is quoted as saying "that If you belong to a labor union you can resort to boycotting or other unlawful acts. However, th legal profession is not op posed to unions, but is their beat friend." Are we to Infer frem this that, although Judg Perry knows (?) labor unions to be law violators, he endorses their unlawful aotsT It the legal profession as a whole . Is a labor union's beat friend, said labor unions have been laboring under ay mle apprehenslon for many years. However. I am Inclined to think that the Judge ia sentencing labor unions from evidence he has gathered through hla membership In the lawyers' union and peculiar to It Th lea at of labor organisations will, in my opinion at least outshine any lawyers' union so far as law-observance it con cerned. . J. 4. Cr p Rra "neaUatr" Their Way. TOLEDO. O., Dec a. To the Editor of The Bee: Ia beptember last I atood on th atatlon platform at Ironton,' O.. while a fratght train on the N. W. R. R. was paaaing. On this train I saw eleven boy a, ranging In a gee from 12 to IS years, "beating" their way. Borne of these boya were on a part ot the train that was in plain view of the conductor, who aat In his lookout on tha cabooae. . ' Juat a few days ago a girl was ar rested In Cleveland for stealing gooda from a merchant's counter. It developed ; that she was a vagrant who bad run 1 away from horn la Akron, O., almost a year ago. rm had beea aervlng as a do mestlo in different hornr while In her vagrancy. . There are hundreds of cases like thee familiar to every reader of the dally news. The Identification department of the Chicago police, told me a fw months sine that their department haa a report on the average of twenty caaea a day, over, 7.000 a year, yet I doubt not the same departments of any Ohio city's po lice force would report a proportionate number. , - The enclosed bill alms at a restraint by law of this arpaUing condition. If you examine It carefully I believe you will ae it to be a practical and saving Mil. working no hardship upon those who meet need Its provUlona and penalties. If those who lawfully control mlaors desire them to leave their homes t earn a living (which will be but rare), thla law would give them a etandtng that would make it eaaler for such to do so. It will act as a restraining fore to those minora who, knowing that it la easy to conceal themaelvea. Jump aboard every outgoing freight train and atart on their road to ruin. L. II. FORD. Nebraska Editors J. A. Stahl, who recently purchased the Cuming county Democrat has con tracted tor an Intertyp machine. It will be installed within a few week J. W. Robinson, who waa formerly connected with newsppra lu Franklin county, will edit the Franklin Progress while Its editor aad proprietor. Colonel Barker, Is serving his district in tha stats leglalatur. Millard Martin has purchased the third Interest In tha Im:a Journal-Leader from Miss Mary McKlnley, Mr. Martin, who ia now ensaged in teaching echool, will take charg of th? , me haniral de partment at th end of hla term. Editorial Snapshots Philadelphia Ldger: Plucky little Servla has got It capital back a.' In. Perhapa Auatrla la beginning to wish It hadn't made Its dmand for an apology quite so peremptory. St. Louis Republic: England celebrated its naval victory and Germany Is cele brating th flight of the Russians, but It's a long way to celebration of the real victory and nobody knows who will do the rejoicing. , New Tork World: General Villa is so civil to the Unite! States and so anxious to be of service that some of us may forget that Christmaa Is at hand and that nothing would please him more than to find recognition In his stocking. Cleveland Plain Dealer: However In nocent they may be st heart manu facturers of armour plate cannot, of course, be blamed for taking an oc casional peek at the papers to see how the militarist propaganda progresses. ' . Brooklyn Eagle: The new Italy accepts no second place In mechanical Invention. A war biplane now being tealed at Vis sola, to carry a ton and a half, to be ar mored and to have a machine gun. le enough to mske even Germany sit up end take notice. ( . ' Baltimore American; The commander of the British submarine B-1L ' which executed the brilliant feat of destroying the Turkish ship under th very guns of the enemy. Is the eon of a newspaper man. His faculty for making news may be disputed as hereditary, but no one can deny It is very highly developed. Philadelphia Bulletin : The egg wast in this country is said to amount to $200,000,009 worth' a year. One egg in every ten Is broken In transit, three out of the remaining nine become addled, and only 40 per cent of the entire product ure fit for eating. No wonder the hens get discouraged and refuse to work against such odds of human Inefficiency. Pittsburgh Dlapatch:. Congressman Gardner's statement that "if we had gone to war with the rest of the first class power early In August ne less than nine of our battleships would not have been ready to .fight" will hardly grouse panic. The American nation will be con tent to note that sr had wwch kept us out of that .",'stupld snd auu(vMrr connict. Philadelphia Record- . -ri. -.1a Council of National Defense is fast dis appearing m the gloaming. Th great majority of senators- mnA I V Bllld, are reported to be opposed "to It. and even ua sponsors are likely to disown it soon. If such an Investigation ahmiM k- aldered necessary. ' though tt is difficult to eee what it could discover, that Is not already known: let lt.be. made by con-, gresslonal committees. Wo alr. h.-. too many Irresponsible commissions. GEEKS AJTD Git OAK! "VTiev sav there la going to be muck aufferliic thla winter.") "Thata true. Only ycter!ay I w-aa reading that ther Is great danger ef a diamond famine," taltimore American. "When I Waa a boy." aalit Mr. Cum rox. "I walked eight miles to go to school." "And yet." rejoined his son, Clyde, in a tone of gentle reproof." you blame me for going in ao strong for phyalcal cul ture. Washington Ptar. Miss Flynn I wonder if I ehall lose mv looka. too, when I get to be your is Elder You will be fortunate If you do. Detroit Free Press. "What do you know about the consti tution? I'll bet you can't repeat the opening clause." "I can, too: "We, th people of the united States being of sound mind and disposing, will-" "That will do," Interrupted the other man. "I didn't think you knew It old top." Puck. "Do you want to be let In on a dead sure thing? "Nop, whenever I am Introduced to a dead sure thing 1 step back and give my place to the undertaker." Houston Pnat. Two-thirds of Jones' makeup Is curios ity; the other third wit. A short time sgj he met his neighbor proudly display ing a valuable horse "That Is a fln horse you have there, Brown," he ex-" claimed corillally. "How much did you giv for him-'" "I itave my note," , waa the crisp re joinder. "Well, you got him cheap," said Jones." Everybody's Magailne. i CASE OF WAR-TALK J0BKINS. Arthur Chapman, In Philadelphia Record. Jim Jobkins was a ealeeman wondrous ciever. Made welcome In a hundred country stores: His firm esteemed him quite the brightest ever; Where others brought one dollar Jim brought scores. But suddenly Jobkins' orders faded,- Kxnenses. though, abated not a whit. The firm thought faithful Jim was getting Jaded 'Twas hinted that he'd better rest a bit. But spoke ' the senior manager, explain ing: "I'll tell you just why Jim is falling . down. His customers with war talk he is pain ing He's spouting fight In every country town. . , Instead of goods a war map's odthi table, ' He teiia of Krupps and Zeppelins and such; In analysing war moves Jim Is able. But war talk doesn't help this firm o'er much." , - . i . 8c Jim received a telegram next morning. "IV read : "Leave war to those who have to fight." And now no a to res with war maps Jim's adorning He took the hint and orders came all right. . It all the Jims upon commercial hlgh- -ways Talked not a word of war 'twlxt train and train, 'Twould help prosperity along the by ways. Let War-talk Jobkins' esse be not In vain. Y Petroleum Coke AT THE ' Er.lP.MSS - Phona Oi 2397 113 S. 16th St. $(159 $cco $eo Ton 3iTco fcHcn "We have just received a brand new supply of this re markable furnace fuel which is rapidly taking the place of coal. ; Why? Because it makes more heat and leaves no ashes, clinker or 6late and makes no smoke. Try at least1 a small lot Now. Next We Will Give no 21 .e Twiiis vNow . listen to this girls. When we opened the doll box to get one for this week, what should greet us but a pair of twins. Think of it we were quite puz zled to know what to do at first, because one is enough for any little Busy Bee to care for, but we soon decided upon a plan The Twina are to go to the country to some mu. girl living pa a farm, where milk d.v , l5"!I W"1 ' nI tresb 'vi v, ivuui w iuuid suit vim j wnen tuev are hi enough: to run about 7 n m All the dollies so far have been won by the girls in the cities and Et0WJ V 'ur? you wil! b" Ud to be,P M on a farm wit the Twins. No one eitfe can get them. The Twins will be given free to the little girl under ia years ef age, that brings or mails us the largest number of doll's pictures cut out of the Daily and Sunday liee before 4 p. in. Saturday, January t. The Twins pictures will bo In The Bee every day thla week. Cut them out and ask your friends to save the picturea in their paper for you too. See how many picturea of The Twins you can get and be sure to turn them In to The Bso office before 4 p. m. Saturday. Jan. 8. You Can See lie Twins at The Bee Office Third Sled FREE This Week Vi wwWSwawWV(( V f i the most pictures before 4 P. M The picture or the Eled will be in The Bee every day this week. Cut them all out and ask your friends to aave . '. the pictures In their pa per for you. too. Bee haw many pictures you get and bring thein , The Bee otice. The Sled will be given Free to the boy that Saturday, January 2. can U