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CORK F.S PON PKN'CB. AaMres communications relatln to new and edi torial matter to Omaha He, y.dltorlal Department. i ' ' XOYF.MIIF.U CIItCM-ATION. 52,531 fclate of Nebraska, County of lotirl. ax Pwight Wllllaina, circulation manager of The Tea Publishing company. being duly siworti. says that the aversge dallv circulation for the month of .No vember, 1M4, ki r.2,.'..ll. PWIUHT WII.IAMH, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In toy presence and nwnrn to hcfoie me, tl.la 7th day of T-crrmber. 1!M4. ROHFKT HUNTF.lt. : Mary Public. Subscriber leaving Ihe rlty tempoinilly ahould hate Tin- H- mailed l tlicm. Al drcns will be -tnI aut often wt reuests-d. 8hopped early? Prospects fine thus far for a white C'brlM- mas. Xo doubt "VUard Edison could If he would Invent a fireproof building. And the early chopper, like the bird, gtH the pick of the holiday worms. Presumably, Britain next unwelcome visi tors will swoop down from the sky. Perhaps some of that charity was Intended for the danseuse's Judgment creditor. ' France and England may not deny, how ever, that Africans and Indians make excellent buffers. The Water Tower Report. The c omtnission specially created for that ; purpnae hy the laat legislature has turned In and made public a report of ltd Investigation and recommendation" with reference to ton pervitin nnd developing water power In Ne braska the gist of which is that the state j s1ifiild leane sue It water powers as private par ties are willing; to harneas on term of strict regulation, forfeiture and reversion, and pre sumably itself develop and operate such sites ns fail to tfiiipt private) capital. On the theory that greedy multimillionaire i corporations are lying in wait to snatch up Ne- lirHcka's valuable water rights, the limitation. : recommended seem to protect the public at ! exery exposed point. The commission would have no lease run for a term exreedinK fifty .wars, nor be held for speculation without for feiture, nor be partially dnveloped to lens than Us Tullest posHlble. capacity, nor the lessees to exact excessive rates, nor to discriminate be tween patrons, nor to sell Nebraska current out side our own state, nor to fail to make monthly report" with all particulars an to output, nor to capitalize on an inflated stock and bond basis, nor to sublet to accomplish prohibited ends by Indirection. fliit are the premises of the commission cor rect? Ih It true that blR capitalists with un limited resources are fighting for the chance to develop our Nebraska water power slte? Some of Ihese water power rights ninst look better than others, but to date not a single power In stallation on a large scale has been had for the reason that the prom 1 sen of financial returns . have not been regarded as attractive enough to I warrant the necessary Investment. If the capital Is not available to build the power plants under the misting free nd easy laws, Is it to be more readily attracted by put ting up all these legislative high-board fences? The engineering possibilities of certain Ne braska streams are not seriously disputed. No ! one denies that a lot of good water power Is running to waste in Nebraska, yet to date no one with real money to risk has been able to figure out how to make it pay under existing conditions of supply and consumption. These conditions may change in fact, must be chang ing all the time but whether the proposed leg islation would stimulate water power develop ment rather than retard it, may well be open to discussion. Moving an Army Over Sea Politics in Nebraska SUNNY GEMS. Captain Hobson'a call for reinforcements be fore the house naval committee falls on. deaf vara at Oyster Bay. Louisiana will have none of the presi dent'! aweet talk now, after what he handed them with Mb sugar tariff. Look at the side money that could be raised if the combattanta could only arrange box office facilitlea for their war drama. Be a "good fellow!" Be a ' big brother!" Be a generous hearted Samaritan! In a word, be as charitable as your resources permit. Yes, of course, the long ballot had to be j stretched out to lta present unwleldineus first to j make the people realiie the need of the short ballot. Why a Coroner? The lie welcomes the agreement of the World-Herald with our pronouncement that the position of coroner is a useless one that should be abolished and we hope our amiable dem ocratic contemporary will In time join us In a vigorous demand for its expungement. The coroner's office may once have filled a proper function, but it has come to be not only useless, but a veritable graft. It is the only office left in the court house free to absorb without limit alt the fees it enn extract, while the farce of impanel ing a coroner's Jury to explain that the corpse la dead through no one's fault, would be a ghastly Joke except for its seriousness. Before we get through with this subject, The Bee will give the taxpayers some eye-openjng facta from the rec ords that will leave the lawmakers no valid ex cuse for keeping the coroner's office from being interred in the political cemetery. 1 hav learned In whatever state I am," said Paul, "therewith to be content." And in almost 2,000 years how tew of us have learned as much. Hre is one of our state senators who was Hot for a Greater Omaha by consolidation two years ago now talking loudly against It. What's the answer? nusslans and Turks Win In the. tiama Haul Headline. At least that is the way the opposing news censors see it. If our Congressman lobeck is not careful, he will lose his reputation as a man of silence on the floor of the house, and then no one can tell what may happen to him. Why abould the Swiss children expect Christmas Ship offerings from America? So far at any one knows, there are no war orphans la Switzerland as the result of the present conflict. The xeal of other cltle8 going after the next national letter carriers' convention location ought to make Omaha wake up to the Im portance of the privilege of entertaining the 116 meeting. The postmaster general recommends raising the limit of individual postal savings deposits from 1500 to 2,000. But why should there be any dead line at all? If people are willing to aave their money and let the poxtoffice be the treasure keeper, why should they be stopped at any turn of the road? Sure, That's Ui. The esteemed Kansas City Journal, in recog nizing Nebraska'a foot ball supremacy and dep recating the home criticism of a "lack of col lege spirit" as the chief cause of the Kansas de feat, observes: Not faVar than a thouaam! rootera went from Kanaaa to Lincoln to boost the Kanaas tem, anil their support was niasnlflcent. Hut the K minus team could not have won If every cltlsen of Kanaas had been In the bleachers and all bad been yelling themselves hoarae. The Nehraaka player were ahotit aeven feet hlsh, each welched a ton and they ran the field like locomotive. Sure, that's us. Because height, weight and speed count as the main factors in foot ball, Nebraska has them. If it were something elce, Nebraska would have that. It is Just naturally the Nebraska way of having the combination needed to win. The ourncl is dead right in saying that "Kansas could not be expected to win one game out of a thousand against the Nebraska team." Such a tribute ought to deepen Nebraskans' appreciation of the foot bull supremacy their state university has achieved. But the Journal gets down to a more serious side of the discussion in pointing out, for Kan sas' sake, Borne of the underlying reasons for the relative standings in the foot ball world of the two universities: For anything like foot ball Nehraaka university has and always will have a treat advantage over Kausm. At Lincoln are united all the state achoola, which In Kanaas are located at Lawrence, Manhat tan, L'mporla, plttnhurg, llaya City, and pt-mapa other lowna. In other worua, tne Nehiuaka ni.w agera have an enormous supply of very powerful men from which to select players. (irantlng this detracts nothing from the Ne braska genius for supremacy, which In foot ball as other spheres of activity, must alw ays be, if you are going in at all, go in to win. Inci dentally, while the centralization policy has worked well for foot ball. It has made for even larger and better success in the more serious purposes of the university. And by the same token we may be sure that the more compact the centralization, the more complete the vic tory. If for nothing else but foot ball, we shall strive to maintain the cohesion between the agri cultural school and. the down-town campus. K "uraplr tnalaare, Few m re n who Imagine an armed lnaion of the , t'nlN'd ptHtea Is a r"jalhlllty inic:y stop to cvnadit-r and menniire tho Immensity of such an midertakirn. j That It would he a mighty Job Is well demonstrated ' hv the rerent transMrt of Jl.noi) CHnanlan troopa from tMdee to DfVonpott. Fngland. Thirty-two ship were required to carry :.nri troops and complete equipment. heilr a convoy of HrlHMi irinaeis. Multiply that nuinlH r l.y My twenty, with a convoy proportionately larr. moving through hostl e waters to hoetlle shore i, j and the hugene of the task will appear to the aver- k mind. i Officers of the fted Cress liner Florlsel. on of the j transport shin which recently reached New Yoik j oil the return oynge. gave a eorteppondent of the Bt louts Fost-tMspatf h some Intere-tlng details of i the trip The venrji required ten days for the voy ar. following tho rhort northern steamship lane The stupe mnvM in close formation In three lln.'s with Intervals of ahont ) ymdn hetween them. Their wlreleaa mag muffled, all slgnnllng being done with flags and heliographs by day and with Mnrae lamn hy night. At night the ahips were dark except for . lamp at the stern of each to guide the vessel hthin I M- A large convoy of hattleahlps, continually on the alert, rlnaed the transports In a moving bulwark of steel. Nhlpa met on the voyage were kept under sur veillance, with guna trained on them, and any divergence from the usual routine of the convoy at night was the signal for the nearest escort cruia.-i to switch on lta searchlight. The vorare was oer- formed under perfect weather conditions, and not I even the rear admiral In command, who showed his pennant on the crulaer Charybdls, knew the destina tion of the fleet under bis charge until they were off the Fddystono Llht In the Knglish channel. n Imaxiaina; pe-t nclr. "It waa one of the most rmarkahle sight you could think of." said Captain W. .1. Martin of the Fioriwl. 'Seven mile of ships in three columns, with the warships ahead, on each flank and astern. The flagship Chnrybdla led the middle column, and there were two other cruisers with It. one leading ench of the other column.". The battleship !lory waa on our flank to the south, and the battle cruiser Princess Itoyal guarded our flank to the north. Behind tho transports, following the middle column, was the crulaer Talbot that we called the sheep dog,' because It was what you mla;ht call the collie of the convoy. Whenever one of the transports dropped behind the Tnlliot would steam up to find out what was the matter, and It wng always there whipping In the Inggaida, keeping the fleet up to the mark. "We had Ideal weather for the crossing, but, of course, the speed of the fleet waa 'he speed of tho slowest steamship, and some of tlie fast liners hal trouble through going at our maximum rate of nl-) knots. Their engines, which weren't built for that kind of thing, kept getting hot, and they would have to drop bark, whloh meant that presently the whole convoy was going Blower, aa we had hard and fast orders not to separate. F.vory day the flagship would wig-wag or heliograph the special orders of the day down the lines of the fleet. As each veaael got IhT orders. It would repeat them to the ship astern. Kach morning, too, the flagship received a wlreleaa bulletin In code giving the war news, and It would wig-wag that to us. We received word of the fall of Antwerp that way. aatlnas Movement. "We were off Devonport, October 15, ten days after Joining the convoy; but darkness set In liefer.; alt the ships could come Into port, and as all British porta are closed at nightfall, some eight of us. Includ ing the Florliel, were obliged, to remain outside, under guard, all night. We came In at 8 o'clock the next morning. "You know to get to tha naval dockyard at Devon port you have to go up the river, which la very nar row, and the shores were crowded with people to hee the Canadians come In. The people on shore would cheer, and then raise the cry they have: 'Are v down-hearted?' And the men on the ahlpa woul 1 answer, No!" They roar It out, beginning very low and rising higher In key until It ts like thunder at the end. "Tha railroads- out of Devonport weren't equal to the task of handling auch a big body of men, animals and equipment, though, and It was not until the after noon of Thursday, October 30. that we got rid of our troops." "Did you worry much over the trip?" Captain Martin waa asked. , "Well, It was like having 4 shipload of passengers In a fog." he answered. "Tea, I was a bit anxious, but not nervous. -What worried me most was th q neat Ion of water, for, of course , our ship waa never Intended to care for as many men as we had on board. Then there was also the question of what would hap pen in case of disaster, for we did not carry lifeboat for anything like our company. I never left the brUUe during the whole voyage across." HonrU's Journal: Just a pointer to on - lawmaker: Nebraska doe not noe.1 any more hm.l holhla s. We have so many now that no one short of a banker enn 'ifford to observe them all. I'lnttsmnulh Journal: The proper man for district attorney i Judge Oldham of Kearney, one of the Element lawyers in the tnte. and n genuine democrat. If the portion calls for nn able attorney, Jiid OhlhHin can fill the bill. Norfolk I're.: A north Nebraska editor suEitests (julnhy for governor and wbv not" Omahii wants to send one of Its mn to the executive chair and the entire state will Im glad to help it if It puts forth a man of the Quinbr caliber. Ftridgepoit News ftladc: It now ap pears that the republican of Nebraska made n mistake when they selected Dr. A. O. Thomas of Kearney as their can didate for slate superintendent Instead of for governor. Dr. Thomas olled the laraest Vote of any candidate on th re publl.an xtatc ticket, a fact which tho republican will do well to remember. Nellah Leader- Members of the legis lature who have visited Lincoln one and all ptnclaltn themselves In favor of hold ing down appropriations, and also cur tailing the number of employes of tho legia ature. It Is the same song that has been sung year after year, hut here is hoping they really mean It this time, nnd will be strong enough to stand out against the. pre.ure that will tie brought to benr ugalnsl thrm. West Folnt Itepuhlican : Lieutenant Governor William P. O'Neill of Indiana. Homer L. Cook. seaker of the house of the l.'MJ legislature, who recently took offhe aa secretary of .tatc, and other of ficers and mt mtier of the patronage, committees of the 191S legialature Were Indicted Monday night by the Mason county giand Jury. The Indictments charge that tne officials signed warrants for pay for employes in excess of tha amounts fixed by law and for more em ployes than provided for In the statutes. Nebraska statutes should definitely fix the kind and number of legislative em ployees and, in that way, the responsi bility for grafting. We would not seri ously miss a few coat and hat hangers. li ly The set o' te.iji yo i made for n e is too olc t lentiat That's eailv remedied, madam. 'it into the chntr and I'll atretch yc ir mouth a hit. -Boston Transcript. ie we going "n Traffic in Arms Obstacles He Overcome. "When It cornea to figuring upon an Invasion of the t'nlted States," comments the Post-Dispatch, "It woiUd be absurd to consider an armed forte of lett than no.( men. A punitive expedition, to aelxe i port, for Instance, as we stlseU Vera Cru. might be much smaller, but It would accomplish nothing of any eonaeqiience. Norman Angell, author of "The Great Illusion." says that even a hostile army of a million men would be swallowed up In the vaatneaa of the American continent. Kor the purpose of argument, however, take 600.000 men as the minimum. Then yon have to multiply Britain's armada by twenty times -a task of such tremendous magnitude thut It could not lie undertaken by any power In the world today. "To transport an army of twenty times the num. ber of the Canadians would require more than twenty times the number of ships, for not only would th. equipment ami supplies Increaae proportionately, but it would be necessary for the Invaders to carry alonii with them stores and food for a long campaign, whereas the Canadians found these things already awaiting them In Europe. "To sweep the sea of American warships. If it could be done, would b a task that would require many monthe before the Invading ships could even be started on their hazardous Journey. It may lie fairly well, conceded that by the time the enemy sue oeeded In landing bis flotilla on the American shore, about twlcu their number of husky sons of your Undo Samuel would be waiting on the beach to receive them." People and Events New York Tlmea: Our manufacturers of arms may lawfully sell and export them, subject to the risk of capture, to the allies: they sell and export them to Oermany and Austria. We have no con cern with the fact that chiefly because of Great Britain's command of the sea the allies have put themselves in the position of being able to prevent the Importation of arms by Germany and Austria. We will sell freely to Germans or to Aus trian. It Is their concern, not ours, that shipments would run the gravest risk of capture by British cruisers. Philadelphia lleeord: A bill has been introduced In the house of representa tives making It a criminal offense to ex port arms, ammunition nnd other muni tions of war for use against any nation with which the Vnited Statea la at peace. There does seem to be an Inconsistency 111 our neutrality Isw which forbids the constuii tlon and fitting out merely of warships for use by one belligerent against another, this government being friendly with both. Whv abould we for bid the supply to belligerents of the in strumentalities of naval warfare and per mit the trade In materials for war on land to go on unhindered? Chicago Herald: Kenator Works has Introduced a bill prohibiting the export of food, clothing or any commodity which would In the slightest degree serva to prolong the- European war. That Is, be cause Kumpe seea fit to go to war, It is the business of this country to deal Its own industries a blow in the hope that Wtope may thus by brought to see tho folly of its proceedings! Becauve other nations want to fleht. it Is our duty to cut down the Income of the farmer, to render the work of the Amrrhan laborer precarious, to impose on Industry a bur den as great as that which the war itself has already imposed! We must crucify ourselves for the sins of others! We must starve ourselves m the hope of starving others Into leaving off their quarrels! We must be willing to reproduce a part of the wreck of war in our country in the Interests of peace elsewhere! Ther.j la nothing to sustain the contention in Jus! Ice, moral, or International law. Maxie rtie, where our h. nevmoon" Artie rnind the world, darling. They are nolng tc- give it In sex en reels at the torner pl'-ture show New York Globe. "Guess v c won t l ave nvi' h base bal! n"xi vim " "Whv not " "So many p'ivcr inoiciiip. And they're a! uomg to l" entolncd." "Well, v. inn hear the injunction eii'ts aig'ied In court." l.ousv!e I'o'ir'i-r-Jo'im;il. "My I'.irl'x f.ilhcr savs I isn't n arrv hcv un'i: I fiiv niv deb's. '' mused Bilnks "And I cut. t ;mv rpv debts un'l! I marrv her" Thus he proved the anioni of the Irre sistible .md the fmmovehlc.-Philadelphia Lcdvjer. Wild-eye 1 Custom' r I w ant a quar ter's worth of carbolic arid. Clerk 1 h.a is a hardware store, but me have r a fine line of ropes, revolv ers and razois.-Yale Record. "Wo ve hern man led eiht cnrs and have never Ind an hi ailment." "Then you've never tried to dance anv , of the modern dances with your wife.' Detroit Free Prcsi.. "Vim sy nil th's Is Hie trmpciat" sone?" said I'nele U Ily Hottlotop, as l.e examined his nephew's aeographv. " Vl3." "The w hole or it "V-s " "Well! Well! These ,.cal option Ideas aro g&lnin' ground quite mm", aren't they! Baltimore Amerhrn. Onlie That is somethine that always pu.zed me. Kiev, What Is? Uabe vV!-,y j it that when you ar riding in a street car the motorman l corilert to Jog along at v. speed of about four miles nn hour nnd that when you are chiisine a car he lrleS ti seed It up to forty mll'-s an hour'' Cincinnati Kn-quir-r. "What's that?" asked Mr. Cumrox, a be looked at tho notes from which Ins daughter was trying to play the piano. "That's music" , "You mnv think lis music, daughter, dear, hut I' you could hear how it sonnds you'd realize that It's romc kind of an optical Illusion." Washington Btar. "Hlrarr," said Mrs. Corntoesel, at the ll'ini-i f ait", "the trvMc de ei;,llrns weta "U-hM. w i en t the " ' "ves," replied pel hisbntli',, ns lie pu.-hi-d 'lis firnjer b . v I uy. "Then'. nlvr one little thina they t..rot ." ' V lint s that "" The,- didn't pu' .my i;ol'fih In the If.tle aq'iarnius "--Washington Ptnr. CASTLES IN SPAIN. Mow deli in is it Is on a cold winter morning, Sniitlv tucked up in my own little bed. Awaiting the found of the alarm clock's shrill wurnlng. With th" warm quilts drawn tl(:ht!v up round mv head. To follow the windings and Intihate lai inns Of the wonderful work of Jack Y rost on the pane, And lose invself in the marvelous trai ings. And oreain of my beautiful Csstle In Spain. There's a glistening ship with its sails all of sliver. To carry me- safelv o'er wide, foamy seas. Tied witii white lords to a glittering pop lsr. Which gracefully bends as though blown by the breeze. In fancy I fol.ovv the path round the mountains. Murdered by fields of grasses and grain. All Miatkling with dew from heavenly fountains That leads to my beautiful Castle in .-'pain. My heart swells with pride and I gaze with emotion At I he lovelv. enchanted Klyslan fields. With all the surroundings, which fall to mv Krtlon. Ami the pleasure and riches that own ership yields. Hi fore the grand grille I stop Just a mo ment In anticipation, and I look once again Toward the Kl rteninr summit where proudlv and stately Invitingly stands my own Castle in ' Spain. But, lo! as I look, comes a glorious splen dor. ' It brightens and glows and quite daz zles my eyes. With the air of a lord. 1 reach my hand upward I To lift up the latch, but what's my sur prise To find It is fading JubI as I grnsp it. And all thst I now can see on the pane Are a few drops of water, swift seekltiK tlielr level; i The i iias destroyed my castle in Spain. : Omaha. DA VI 1 1. w No Christmas Dinner will be complete without Italian Swiss Colony Golden State Extra Dry California Champagne S Mm fji il Awarded the "Grand Prix" at Turin, Italy, October, 1911, and at Ghent, Belgium, July, 1913 II all CrAftAP fMitk .fa nfl UUIna fta-ilarA j n I Mil VIWDIf) VlUtfVf Witts MMIf II IMU V.1IVI0 9 jM Editorial Shrapnel .. lU a -((.I A compromise agreement has been reached y.i ths city and county over the deputed title to the oil ; uuux) sue oy wim n tne county U to yield to I tha city In consideration of the paymvnt of ijo.ioi and as much more aa may b realised by the tali ' by the city of IU two lots, the one at Htiuwnth and j rarnam and the other at Howard and Ninth. O. II. Ilaarmann. one of ths leaders of the German residents of Omaha, and proprietor of the Omaiiu Vlaegar works, died st his residence, uob Junes struct. Aa enjoyable lemp year party waa given at Gtr raania. hail last night, which made the jung men sorry tha new year was so close. Tho commitie o chart f the affair were: Arrangements, tin Misses Anna Krug. Tina IUchsrds. Tony Mcts: floor. ths Misses Annie It 1c hards, Til He Krug, Aih Karbach; reception, the Miuti Anna Mar hner, Nelli.i Lang; mistress of ceremonies. Mils Anna Krug. W. H. Kent, for a numlwr of years connected with the newspapers of this rlty, left for Alaska. II has a wonderful scher.i under hi hat for building a railrawd across Bchring straits. Jamas Powss. whe waa tailed to tha bt-daid tf Id sick mother la Indianapolis, baa returned. The; auditor'! office estimates revenues from all sources at something, over 111,000,000 for th coming blennium, of which mors than one-third is taken in as licenses, fees, special taxes, etc. At that, the estimate omits a whole lot of little side-line grafts such as charges for examining dentists, doctors, oculists, veterinar ians, for Inspecting hotels aud rooming houses, etc., that are eaten up by the examiners or in spectors. Nebraska taxpayers would save a lot of money If we had a real revenue system on the budget basis. 1'resideut WlUon lets it be known that ha is Itolng to stand firmly behind recess appoint, uienis made In New York, Missouri Li New Jersey, asaii-s' which the senators troui tnose states have protected. Thst does not look like a surrender, eeu though oUguUed as "a com promise," to the antl-adn iutstration senator from Ncbra&ka. At the age of so a man In Georgia la going t celebrate Christmas by marrying for tie seven,:i time. Score another for force; of habit. The man who put Saratoga on lite sporting map and lifted art to u high plane In New York, is io j more. Kiehartt Canfleld la dead. A few year ago ' the name of this gambler was notorious, and his , sorts drew rolls of lucre from devotee of the game. 1 Saratoga, baa been reformed. New York paitly so, and Canfleld goes the way of all flesh at .". Th esteemed Mexican eUe. Victoriano Iluer'n. ! able from Hareelona. Spain, to the Philadelphia j Ledger contradicting the report that he offered hia "fortune and sword to Villa." The report Is absurd and th author "a villainous liar," Regarding the warring leader In Mexico he says Carranze la .1 four-flusher, Zapata, a highwayman, and Villa a Jailbird. One hundred and fifty students have been expelled from th high achool of Eau Clair. Wis., and 110 fron th Stuyvesant High school of New York CJty. In both Instance th students defied authority an J organised ''strike", against th teacher. Expulsion became necessary as a last resort to reaffirm th prtuctpl that th school board, not the pupils, control th school. George Hershey Is roaming around Peansylv aula towns seeking the girl h loved and lost long years ago. As an Incentive to sympathy George is putting over the story that be ha hi thirty years' savlntcs, more than HO'eVi, locked up In a trunk which b lugged around F.urope laat summer and was interned In Part. The toucnlng power of the double mis. fortune enables Geoic to travel In stale and K t around threw S'juaie ineala a day. Indianaiiolls New: Now that Mr. Kdl aon baa had a JT.OOtl.onO fire, maybe he will devote his genius to divining a fira proof construction that will really deliver the gooda. Baltimore American: 'The one thing je culiar about this war Is. no matter how completely armies are wiped out, they are up and at it again as soon ns they gel their second wind. 8L I-onis Globe Democrat: Instead of abolishing the assistant postmasters, con gress might abolish the postmaster and let the assistants enjoy the honor and emoluments us well aa perform the work. St. Louis Republic: Those who f.lt sorry for Ambassador Myron T. Herrick because hhj stay in Pari waa not still further prolonged beyond the expiration of the usual term may change their rhlnd upon learning that it cost him MOO.iXs) to fill the place as he believed it should be filled. Philadelphia nevoid. General Villa seems to be developing aa a humorist no less than as a soldier. When be sav that Mexico Is "keeping pace with tho rest of the ricilized world" and that hia war on Carransa "will resemble some of the fighting that ha been going on in Kurope" he make a very palpable hit. It la pleasing to know that w are to have so near an imitation of European civiliza tion. Philadelphia Record: la all th scene of activity in the European war the fa vorll occupation of th belligerent at present seem to be "driving wedges " A German wedge I being driven toward Warsaw and a Rusaian wedg continue to t forced toward Cracow. Ther la a Ilrlt sh wedg driving toward Rocler. la Flanders, and a French wedg has pene. trated to Armentlere. German wedge have been piercing the Felglan lines at Nlueport and Fvirnea. according to un official reports, and. officially speaking. German and French wedge are Inextri cably dovetailing with each other In th Argonnea and other forests too numerous to mention. 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