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    THE BKK: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY, DECEMI.1E11 15. 1914.
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THE. OMAHA DAILY BEE
FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSKWATER.
VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR.
The Bee Publishing Company. Proprietor.
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AdAres oommoBlratloea relating to mwi and acH
torlal matter to Omaha be. Editorial Dpajt-BBoa.
NOVEMBER CIRCtXATIOK.
52,531
State of Nebraska. County of Douglas, e "
Dwlght Williams, circulation inanasar of Tha Be
Publishing company, being duly aworn, say that
tha avfgs daily circulation for tlia month of No
vember, 114. waa S1.5J1.
DWlAlIT W1UAMS, Circulation Manager.
Suhactih-nd In mjr presence and amors to before
an, tbla Tth day of TVmhr, 1 1 4.
mm. idw fcoBEHT HUNTER, I otary PubMo.
sahaxrlben Ifwrtng the dry tfrrt1jr
should have The It mailed to them. Ad
dree will be cheunged aa ofte m requf-sU'd.
Below tero weather teets'the heating plant
ail right.
The nock exchange Is Main open without
cataclysm.
It you want to make a bit tth the shop
'girls, ihop early.
In another week It will be too late to do your
ChrlBtBiM ebopplng early.-
Old. Santa Claua la ona of tha treat powera
never caught la as etate of unpreparedneea.
I ' Those' who want to dance may aa well get a
credit mark for U by dancing for charity.
t The capture and recapture of Belgrade prom-
isei to bte the battledore and ahuttlecock fame of
the
war.
'If our coming legislature doea nothing else,
let it put the dope business out of Business in
Nebraska.
rh. nniv war in aoDreciate a man at his
A " wm - ,
true worth la to know him and then you may
depreciate him.
Yes, but think of the physical culture that
goea along with shoveling In tha coal and shovel
ing off the anow
. Now that it developa that Ambrose Blerce ha
been with Villa's army all along, its ferocity la
eaaler to understand.
Oil Man Winter Just has not the heart to
hold the mercury long below nero on this grand
Old Nebraaka Orange Belt. -
In the Interval, Mayor Jim" doea not seem
to be laying much of a wager on the senator's
patronage compromise bluff. .
Colorado ta excited over what Is Bald to be a
big gold Btrlke. Different in character, let ua
hope, from the big coal striae.
The Saengerfeit and Omaha.
The success attending the Northwestern
Saengerfest when it waa last held In Omaha
makes certain an equal measure of success for
the Saengerfest when held here next year.
Neither war nor business depression can drown
out munlr, or the love of music, and with the
enthusiastic support of the local German so
cities, and the co-operation of other elements in
the community, the meeting will be certain to
attract a large attendance and score a big hit,
and there ran be no question whatever about
Omaha doing Ita part.
Regardless of the location of the Saengerfest,
The Bee has a suggestion to make right here, to
be acted upon only in case a favorable contin
gency arises. It will be remembered that the
saving factor of our Trans-Mlsslsslppi exposition,
after a period of' hard sledding in the face of
the distractions of the war with Spain, was
found In the great celebration of the conclusion
'of .he conflict participated in by President
MoKinley and a galaxy of public and military
man. It is at least possible, not probable, mat
the Saengerfest may have a chance to convert
the occasion of lta next meeting into a grand
musical peace Jubilee, for few people .believe
thla war can be ended without glory, enough in
it for all sides and should aueh an opportunity
be utilized, it would make It an event larger and
more memorable than the most hopetol anti
cipation. '
America's Definitive Minion. v..
While one excited German newspaperdo-
dares the United States disqualified by partisan
ship to act as mediator between the warring
nations, it is gratifying that other representa
tive European papers take the opposite view.
commending our nation as the one pre-eminently
fitted for this great task should the time for it
come. The United States must, of course, main
tain Its none too simple position of strict, neutral
ity, having dona which it will stand Ken aa now
before the world the one great power- to whom
the Issue may be referred for adjustment if
direct settlement proves impossible.
That such an Impression aa tbla tfllla tha
minda of combatants on both sides,-show's that
we, as well as they, haveieen true to our colors.
And when it comes down tblhe "test," perhaps
the duty of America to refrain from taking part
Is far mora difficult than It would be did our
population have a single ancestry Instead of all
ancestries In admixture. The United States
ntnst not, will -not,. permit anything ' now to
swerve It from the course marked out. Our part
In thla. transforming tragedy l8 clear and plain
it Is to be a definitive Dart, that of the unbiased.
observer and possible peacemaker. 1 ' ' i
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Sample Ballots and Ions' Ballots. 1
Any re-form la .the alectlon lawa should Include
a provision that no aumple ballot or other Imitations
of tha official ballot should b-a allowed 'to be printed
or narfl or found in the poaaeaalon of any person ex
cept tha ballot In tha hands of tha regular election of
ficials. Such a provlilon would be the irreeat puri
fication of the primary that could b adopted. In tha
laat primary In Kansas City some precinct votea, rang
ing from 1M to 280 In a precinct were cast for a Hat
Of twenty-five namea out of XXt candidate. Much
unanimity doea not exlet anywhere ! in tha world
From a apaecn by Conaraaaman Borland on tha floor
of the heuse.
Tha cure for any abuse arising from the sam
ple ballot. It seems to ua,' la the short ballot.
That goes straight to tha root of the evil.
whereas destroying the aample ballot while con
tinuing the occasion of itthe excessively long
official ballot to remain would simply make a
bad matter worse. The real abuse Is committed
when It la made poaalble for 118 names' to ap
pear, on an official ballot, or more than 200, aa
waa the case at our last Omaha election, where,
with all, the outcry against the outrageously long
ballot, no complaint whatever waa 'directed
against the sample ballot
If we retain tha alx, seven or ten-foot of
ficial ballot, how la the) average voter to de
termine, after entering the booth, for whom, he
wishes to vote except by first reviewing a aam
ple ballot T It. la thla long ballot that makes
Complaint Is wade of Incompetent nurses' lh r,h ample-ballot necessary. If -the latter has
tha war hospitals. That's whera tha American
trained nurse would fill the bill.
No Nebraska namea In that long list of con
sular promotions. What's tha use, then, of hav-
lag a Nebraska secretary of state? j
jigurea in any abuse at the polls which la
easily poaalble there ought to be a dosen waya
of handling that 'without abolishing the sample
ballot. Adopt the short ballot and all the sample
ballot troubles will take care of themselves.
"There is something to- Italy's neutrality,"
observes an -exchange. 8o It seems. Judging from
that highly mobilised army along; tha border.
With all doe deference to tha varloua orders
of the iron cross, the Red Cross Is rendering tha
largest measure of practical philanthropy on the
battlefield.
' "A distressing feature of the fighting in Po
land la the fact that blood kindred are .pitted
against each other," says a dispatch. But that
is true of most war. It waa notably true of
our own war of the rebellion.
. It Is very natural that the Nebraska teachers
should voto each year to hold their annual con
vention In Omaha In factlt waa almost a fore
gone conclusion frora.tlvlng them the right to
rnooaetne meeting place for themaelvea.
., Tha grading of Ptraun straat haa roroad a change
In the plan for tha court bouae retaining wall. County
Commlaalouera Corlla. OKeefe and Knight are g.,.
ng t to vi.lt dlffereot elites In connection with tha
ourt house equipment, and will go over tha pro-
' "-" muimc Meyers at Detroit.
-fvun iiocnsiraaaer. manager ' or i-h. u,..i..t
Balka Collndr-company at. bus 8wu Eighth street.
!haa alao taken the acency tor the Standard RaJoon
MlM Ana. Snyder, soprano alnger In BC Mary'a
Avoe.ua eharcb, waa called to Illinois by iaickneaa In
C. F. Goodman has gun to Cleveland -oa husi-
ana
John II Donahue, tha well known cattleman, hee
rcmriKsa iu ni uman . b-eadquarters aftee alioit
trttk fa A .... mi ' '
ine city councu has received the formal oTfer
from Owwt W. Amtt and J. A. ,VaeOld fur the
Hoard of Trad of DVM for lot 1. Ulo 1),' bain tbe
,w-uUiweat corner of tijxtenth and I'inam. belonging
to the city. ; '. -
j There la aignllkanc In tb offer of a tward tor
ine return to f ,.l. Noble a lurat market of a Itwt
n t.i .U. A. ., . - ' . - - -
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. Printing for the SUte or by the State. .
.Another proposition that is to be put up to
our lawmakers, according to ita advance agents,
Is the establishment of a state prtntery, from
which all official publications are to be turned
out. Other atatea do their own printing we are
told, ao- why not Nebraska, and pencila are
sharpened to figure out the possible profit or
saving.
Not being In the Job printing business. The
Bee may auggest without any self-interest, that
this la a purely business proposition, a. question
of dollars and cents. Other states do a lot of
things that we do not do, and Nebraska does
some things which other atatea do not do. Some
atatea have even elected their puhllc. printer by
popular vote and, paid him by fees, making tha
office the jrrandest grafting Job on the list.
while others have conducted a atate printing de
partment under competent direction on a
strictly business basis with satisfactory results.
It all get baek to the volume of work to be
done, and the experience and efficiency of those
deputed to do It, and experience and efficiency
are not to be had without a complete divorce
ment from politics. Our notion Is that the first
thing In order Is to try out a s'ate civil service
plan In existing departments of atate activity,
and see how It pana before taking on something
else aa complicated aa a print shop, especially;
when It can be readily taken on any time that
condltlona warrant.
The Chicago man who shuffled oft prema
turely, leaving a note expressing a laat wish to
have neither friends nor flowers at his funeral
la but a counterpart of th men whose lives are
being sacrificed on the battlefield of Europe.
Without giving utterance to such desire the
fallen aoldler too often baa neither friends nor
flowers t hta funeral. k ,.
L If 'the. different focal charity, organisations
are not receiving the usual aggregate of con
trlbutions, it must be because there are more of
them, and more new calls' producing a greater
division. Never before were the people of this
community more sympathetically d'sposed to
ward distress, or more willing to help relieve it
to the extent of their abilities.
False Ideas About Women
A On... Btady.
In the current number of th Woman's Home Com- l
panmn Misa Ida V. Tarhell. the moot oiaTin(,iiini
of women writer, undfrtakea to ilhow the falKlty of
certain Ideas en the woman qiKtli which are apreid
throughout the country by platform . apeakcrs. H?r
tatpmenta are baaed on a atudy of the laat national
census, ao far aa that pondnroua document' relates to
marriage, divorce, motherhood and. wage-working.
Concerning; the charge that "lee" than half the 4u,mo.
V women of the country marry," Mlaa Tarbell aaya:
"If w consider tha eex aa a whole, regardleaa of
age. this U true. W have In the United States. now
44.C.S.DS9 'female.' Including all from 1 year and under
to 100 years and over. Fifty-two and aevpn-toritha per
cent of the babes, maldii and women are single,
that la. literally lesa than half of the eex are married
But drop out those not jret of marriageable age, and
you have a different story. There will, of course, be
a difference of opinion about what la a marrlagfeanle
age; but lot ua call It 19 or over. If we settle on that,
we must drop at once from our estimate something
over Jn.Ono.OOO of the aex. It puts a different com
plexion at once on the marriage percentage. As a
fact, 70 per cent of thoee who are IS years or more old
marry; and If you raise, the ace to 20, WH4 per rant
marry; to K, 88.T per cent marry, -
"But, grant the figure to be correct It la hard.
even for an orator, to defy a census snd still the
platform cries that 'women don't marry as they ono
did.' Th truth la they marry mora freely than they
did In 1900 or In 190. There has beep a gain of nearly
per cent In the number of. marriages of women over
IS In the last twenty years; and per cent, when deal
Ins; with nearly 90,000.000, ia a considerable number.
Facta Ahoat Divorce.
"There has been an increase in divorce. In the
SO.000.000 married women whom th cenau takers of
1S10 reported, they found lKS,06o who had been di
vorced. Considering tt. difficulties of married lire.
tha number doea not appall. It rather give on a
greater respect for human beings to aee that thy
can handle uch a complicated relation with such :t
malt percentage of (llnaatcr. There is no other human
relation that can ahow anything Ilka ao large a sta
tistical proof of success. The number of divorces
found in 1910 Is greater, proportionately, than the
cenrus takers unearthed In 1S00, still larger than they
found In 1880. In each of thee ten-year perioda there
has been' an Increase of on-a-tenth of 1 per cent. It
Is doubtful If thla loss be due to lose of faith In mar
riage. A proportion of it la du to a higher Ideal of
marriage, an unwillingness to se th relation pros
tituted by a dissolute, cruel or unfaithful partner.
"A perocntair la due, too, to th greater careleaa
ne with which marriage are mad under our
changing eoolal practice. , We have removed large' y
from boys and gin tha protective social devices by
which wa one guided their relatione and choices.
They go and com freely, and, as might be expected,
marry with less sense of tha aerlousness of their
undertaking." '
Ikewlag of Motherhood.
Regarding motherhood Miss Tarbell make thla
Knowing: "It I pretty difficult, even with th best
of censusea before ua, to find out jut what has hap.
pened in the last 100 year to the population of th
United etate. It has suffered serious vicissitudes.
uch-sa tha civil war. making; It Impossible for twenty
years at least to find out what was happening In u
large section of th country. It has had a continual
but uneven stream of Immigration pourina Into it.
That it lias Increased is true. 'But it Is th Immi
grant, the Including of the Indian, the fecundity ,-f
the negro and the "lower races" which ha caused th
Inorease. The true American Is, not Increasing. Thus
the platform. But th thirteenth census ' speake bet
ter of the trite American. According to it our' native
whit population. , those whose! parents were both born
in this country, not oniy is Keeping up ine nfitn rate
but In the last, decade has increased It by over 1 per
cent. He makea av better showing than alno 1170.
"Let ua not be deceived. . The' human heart doe
not change. . It demanda Ua mate, always has, alwaya
Will; and the mated will find a corner to themselves
where they can sit by their own fir and rear their
own brood. '
"Their corner may be a flat and not a cottage,
their fir, may be a gas log and not a bundle of
sticks, their dinner may com In from the corner In
cans and. be heated and not cooked, th wife may
vote and the husband may gtv himself a score
liberties an earlier generation would have frowned
on, but what has all that to do with the foundations
of lifer
la the "Workshop.
Mlas Tarbell quotes a platform speaker who claims
that tha family la doomed to destruction, owing to
th fart that women are dtasatlsfled and are going
Into Industry. Thla speaker says that there are ae -
era! million young girl in our factories and shops
Mlas Tarbell answers this claim with th following
statement of facts:
"As a matter of fact, far from then being avral
million young girls In Industries, there are just about
eight millions (8,076,77!) girls and woman of all area.
from 10 to 100. employed a part or all of the time In
the land, In money-earning work of all kinds teach
ing, dressmaking, clerking, business, domestic science.
Only about one-fifth of the eight millions are in
'shops and factories,' and. moreover, probably not
ovr half of thla one-fifth can be called 'young girls,'
that Is, are under 21 year of ace. There ar aomn
thlng ilk 111,000 women employed In making sutta,
coats, cloaks and overalls In this country; M,000 or
one-half of them, ar over tl years of age. There -ar
61,090 women In our shoe factories, and 41,000 of thetn
are over H years of ace. There .are something; ever
148,000 In cotton mills, and T7.000 of them ar over a
year old. There are around KO.eoo saleswomen in
th country, and ltt.000 are over tV
People anS Events
Luck, tha fickle goddess, aft : playa soma cruel
eapere, II. C. Mccrcskey or Tale., Okl., laid down
and died th other day just as an oil well on hta farm
began spouting oil at clouda J
A ft Iu! undertaker prevented a funeral at the
hour set because none of th mourners could produce
kh cash to pay a $30 coffin bllL Th deceased had
185 In hla pockets at death, but th administrator beat
th undertaker to it
'Th mayor of New York org policemen to freely
us their night sticks on srunmen and gangster,
who activities neadleaaly stimulate th cemtery
business. As a ventilating measure th remedy car
ries the endorsement of police doctors.
' At th rate decorations are . being pa ad, around
among army oommaadere at th front aora method
of chest expanelon will be required to make room tor
the trophies. Perhaps th Roman custom of hanalng
a few on th back will b popularised. ,
Again, out of San Francisco ooims th solemn as
surance that fleecing tourists will not to tolerated
during tha big show. Hotel keepers have formed a
vllllanc commltte to protect tend affect against Im
position. That aettlee It. Grab, your trip and go.
Twice Told Tales
Ut Steele Tkrat,
,y Attorney Thomas C Brlnamad doesn't object to a
ejeod story, even if It's on htm." II tails this on:
x "Th other day an old Vole-red man cam saunter
ing p to m hi my yard, where there waa a big pile
of rubbish.
'Morning. John.' I said.
" 'sloraln', stars Tom, don't you want that rub
bish hauled awayr
"WhafU you taker I asked.
"Dollah a load. a I think ItH take j' about
two loads' ,
Til give you 75 cent a load.' I told him.
" 'Tou remember me, do you, Mara XomV
' 'Why sura, John.'
r. " TVell. you rantember when I was up fur ahootln'
craps, and you pleaded m guilty in polio court r
' 'Bur.' I said.
"'An you charged m l..aa' I -never said a
docjaon word!'
vjohn hauled th rubbish at It a load, and he
made three loads of It" Cleveland New
rus w-r
II rJl.
The Coloratura sra Voire.
OMAHA. Iec. IS.-To the Edltcr of The
IW.-Ai the dictionaries and encyclo
pedias seem a hit chary in defining thia
voice and few understand what la meant
by It a description, a little graphic to
be sure, may make It clearer.
It appllea more peclflcally to th
soprano voice In Ita ability to Imitate
the quality, timbre, color, tint or char
acter of mualral tones, and mora par
ticularly to the wind Instruments of the
orchestra.
The tone of the saxophone Is said to be
made up of those overtones or harmonics
or upper partial that give It a sound
more closely allied to the human vole
than any other musical Instrument
In the case of the female soprano
voice, In the higher registers, the flute
Is the instrument par excellence to which
she would so color her tones aa to Im
itate it a far more beautiful instru
ment and belonging to the same order
as that of the voice or the wind Instru
ments. As the different primary colors of the
rainbow, when mixed, make different
shades, or a we say other colors, so also
In tone when the different harmonica
or overtones are mixed In certain pro
portions we get characteristic musical
tones and hence the characteristic musi
cal instruments.
.The soprano who can sing aa the trained
artist or prima donna doe in these aria
and trills In a higher class of musical
art. by ao coloring her voice as to do It
artistically. Is said to have a coloratura
Voice.
When the San Carlos opera .company,
under the auspices of the Bhrlners, were
here recently a good demonstration of
this waa given.
In th opera of Lucia, In the "mad"
ecene In act three, with all its difficult
arias and trllla, the prima donna. Ed.
via-na Vaccarl. the soprano. Is seen to
make her way to that end of the stage
directly over the flute player in the or
chestra and there the two are seen In
what at times would seem In active
recitative or musical talk er aa the
French would aay In aria parlante. and
at times It ia difficult to tell which is
vole and which la flute.
So well haa the alnger under control
th form of her mouth and her nasal
chambera that enable her on occasions
by reaoaancn to so color her tones by
the overtones aa to grain the high distinc
tion of being coloratura soprano, a
merit not given to all.
GEORGE P. WILKINSON.
lavok the lrr oa th De.erter.
OMAHA. Dc. 16,-To the Editor of Th
Bee: I'm not a spug. but some of the
present day features of Christmas pan
handling, if the term may be permuted,
crate just a little on my sense of pro
priety. No matter which way on turns,
the request-In some Instances, almost
the demand, for contributions meet the
wayfarer. Chrlatma chimneys, kettles,
boxes, all sorts of devices, are presented,
and , even at the theater a beautiful
chorister Is engaged In singing coin from
the pockets of th patrons for Christmas
uses. It makes one wonder If the spirit
-of giving hasn't swung from plain spug.
eery to Incipient Insanity.
And then, in the columns of The Be
is seen a request for aid for a woman
who has thre children; she keeps room.
rs, and draws a mothers' pension of lis
per month, her rent being- SIS. Alone
wun mis is the statement that th. foth-
who has deserted this farrf ly. Is paying
ror me tuiuon of the oldest airl at a
business college.
When Omaha supports a nlrh achnnl
of commerce, where all Is free of ex
pense to the student, why should It be
necessary for the child of a mother who
Is drawing a pension from tho rr.uni
to hav tuition Paid at a buslneaa cnllemf
And, If tha father of this family Is able
to contribute to that extent why should
he not be required to go further and help
support tha family he deserted. It seems
to me that her Is a cas for the applica
tion of on of our sadly nenlected In wi
th one that deals with deserters of wife
and family. OLD FOOT,
A llelpfal laatitatloa.
OMAHA. Dec IS. To the Editor of Th
Bee: Will you kindly give place for thla
in your paper T
There ia a charitable Institution In this
city that .Is. not often heard of, or the
work accomplished there Is not pro
claimed on th housetops, but neverthe
less it Is doing a great work for human
ity. It Is th Salvation Army home for
women at Twenty-fourth and Spalding
Streeta. . It haa. cared for -hundreds of
oung women and children In th past
and tha good work Is still going on.
Th nom Is worthy of help and assist.
anoe financially, which I am sur would
oe tnamcruiiy accepted. .; ,,
I ..... . ONE .' INTERESTED.
Editorial Snapshots
Indianapolis New: -And when th dele
gates from the warring powers attend
the biennial congress of the . American
Peace society, they will,, of course, have
th courtesy to leave off 'their spurs.
New York -.World:. .The gentleman 'In
Chicago who clalma to hav Invented In
destructible steel ought not to wast any
time on the wheat and corn .speculator
and beef and pork packers of that town.
He can make himself the most popular
man m Europe If he has any desire 'to
travel. - - . '. 1
Philadelphia Bulletin: .England ia re
ported tit. have beeh' buying machinery
and Betting up plants for the manufac
ture of her own war uppUa,'and when
tha war is over the plant will be turned
Into th production of th commodities of
peace. The I'nlted States should take
tha hint and preiajur to b aelf-depaodent
and eelf-eupportine-
PitUburc Dispatch: Japan explains that
It was all a mistake about handtne Klao
Chow back to China. That waa, only
If Oermany gave It up when demanded,
but sine Japan had to fight for it that
altr th altuatlon. If It had not been
this It would hav .bean soaaethiag alae.
Cnci Sam remains th only power that
gives up anything he gets.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: Th anthracite
coal tax give an inteceattng example of
th way taxes oa corporation can b
collected from th people. Thia tax of
tSa cents a ton was levied nearly two
years ago. Th companies, to keep them
selves whole, promptly collected M cents
from th consumers. Then they paid
nothing to'th state, but started a auit.
claiming the tax' to be unconstitutional.
If they lose thr suit they will get 300
per cent oa th. tax. If they win it, they
will get it all.
JOLLIES FROM JUDGE.
When did he come to the turnlnk
point of his lifer'
"When he began to roll in the wealth
that wa left him."
business Man How Is the niiMinhlng
bun-nps thne days?
Krtltor Very anod. except for the
powder magazines.
'What klnl of rlgar do you wish to
give your husband, madam Havana or
domestic?"
"Oh domestic, by all means. I m giv
ing them to him to encourae-e him to
spend hi evenings st home, you know."
The Christmas roose was Inclined to be
fr.retioue as it frorred the food so gener
ously given, "i presume," It remarked.
"that during the battle for the Yuletlile
dinner they will attack both my right
and left wing."
Mrs. Wood But. perhaps your husband
realty understand you bettor than you
think.
Mrs. Ooode N'oiwnM, my dear. Just
let mo chow you the Christmas present
he gave me.
Stiffrarette (to antl. who snnnorts her
husband) I can't see why you are not a
tuffrasctto.
AntiTher. this Is whv: It's h:icl enotia'i
sit. t ri f-n-mi-n to support man. and I
I don't csre to have to rote lor mm, too, .
and hrtve that extra burd-n. J u-ige.
' "Well. Hastus." said the colonel. 'I .
! nnlerisnd vour club has declined to ad-1
mlt Jull is to memhrstilp."
"Pat a fee knhnei.- iriurnro hi
old darky "Ah dtmno what He objection
to Julius was. but when dry com t"
vote, dry d.me. whltebnlled him.
"What sre you hoys making such a
racket down there for""
"Why, we're two big nations gon to
war."
"Hut what sre you both pummellnc
poor lilt:e Kredd'e f"r"
"h, he's a neutral so he cant fight."
Washington Star.
JudireOfricer. what's the matter'wlth
the prisoner tell her to stop that cry-ng
she's been at It fifteen minutes. (More
sobs
Officer-Please, sir, I'm a'thlnklng he
want to le balled out Nebraska Aw-
j swan.
Post How do you get your Christmas
tree o loaded down?
Parker It's Jone by the grafting
process. IJfe. J
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