T1IF, DEE: OMAHA, MONDAY. DECEMBER 7, 1914.
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How Earth
Was Born
B GARRETT P. SEItVTSS.
"Kindly explain how our Mirth con
tains auch a Tast amount of water.
Astronomy teaches ua that our planet,
m well aa other planets, were at one
time part of the
ran. Such being the
rase, at tha begin
ning our earth
must have been
one huge molten
maaa of heat, fire
and gaa. We all
know the power
heat haa over
water, therefore the
above query, also
where did the
water come from?
H. W. L.. Chicago.
The story of the
origin of water In
volve! that of the birth of the earth.
According to the generally accepted
hypothesis, the earth was once n, man
of heated gases, which Included. In one
form or an other, every chemical element
that wa know. Among these gaaes were
oxygen and hydrogen, the two elements
by whoaa combination water Is formed.
Bat there was no water then because the
heat was too great to permit of the com
bination of oxygen and hydrogen. The
elements f water were present, but not
water Itself.
As the gaseous mass continued to cool a
temperature was reached at which com
bination could begin u take place, and
then water appeared in the form, not of
liquid, but of an invisible vapor, which
wa call watery vapor. Although oxygen
and hydrogen had combined In this vapor,
the heat was still too great for It to con
dense Into liquid state. With further
cooling, however, It did undergo a par
tial condensation Into that form of water
which we know aa steam. At that time
the globe was probably a great white
hot - ball, enveloped, at a vast height
above its surface, with a hissing shell, or
envelope, of steam. Tn this Immense
steamy shell was contained, In the
vaporous form, all the water that the
future earth was to possess. Tho oceans
were there, afloat as scalding clouds.
The central mass continued to cool and
condensed, and at last, when the tempera
ture of the rock crust that had begun
to form about It had descended to about
87 degree. Centigrade, the first true
water, that Is liquid wster, appeared on'
the earth. It fell In hot drops from the
vaporous envelope,' and at first, no
doubt, waa Instantly reconverted Into
team by contact with the heated crust.
After a while the crunt became so cool
thai ths descending water could remain
upon it In liquid state. Then the mighty
rains fell thicker and faster from the
condensing envelop until the accumul
ated water formed great oceans, or per
haps, at the beginning, one universal
ocean, surrounding the entire earth. That
would depend upon the form of the aur
face of the crust at the time when tha
descent of the waters occurred. The
origin of the present ocean bssins goes
back to the very beginning of geological
h'story, and antedates every perlud that
can be fixed with reasonable certainty.
These facta explain why the earth haa
ao great a quantity of water, and where
that water came from. But there are still
many mysterious, or unexplained cir
cumstances in this tremendous history
of a earth's birth. By no means all of
the oxygen and hydrogen contained in the
original nebuloua mass which eventually
became the earth, was employed to make
water. In fact, tho quantity of those
elements that combined Into the form
of water was almost insignificant in com
parison with the quantity, particularly
of ogxgen, which entered Into different
combinations with other elements, to
form the rocks and other solid materials
of the globe. The oceans, after all, con
stitute comparatively speaking, the merest
films on the surface of the great earth.
kMr. Dopley' on The Gift of Orathy1
Republished by Permission
Hearst's Magazine
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(From the December Hearst's.)
'1 see," said Mr. Pooley, "that a so
ciety has been formed to stop aftherdln
ner orathry. an' I explct Ivry day to
read that Its rooms has been raided by
the polls, fr, Iv coorse, this is s
murdher society, like th' Mafeeya. To'
on'y way ye can prevint an' afther-dln-
ner orator fr'm oraU' afther dinner is
to sthrangle him. It wuddent do anny
good not to ask him to th' banklt li d
go annyhow.
"He'd disguise hlmsilf aa a waiter or
roncale hlmsilf behind' th' potted palms
an' as soon as th' dlmmy-tassles came
on he'd leap out an' begin: 'Mlther Chair
main an glntlemcn. I am reminded be
this occasion Iv a storv thst I got fr'm
me ol' frlnd Dock Hoetetter1 an' so on."
"Ye dldnt always feel that way," said
Mr. Hennessy.
' "I know I didn't," said Mr. t'ooley.
"'Twas wanst the hite of me ambition
to stand up behind a bank Iv flowers,
with a good see-gar in wan hand an' a
napkin In th' other an' wan mlnylt have
ma aujlence convulsed with laughter an'
another mlnylt dissolved In tears. I told
ye a long time ago that a tur-rble fist
I made iv it, how I frgot to commit
anny part Iv the oration to mlmry exclpt
th' parts that ar re printed In brackets
like: applause, loud an' prolonged
laughter, cries Iv 'No, no. Go on,' and
th' like, an' how without utthrln' a wurrd
I . sunk to me chair a mute inglorious
aan'l Webster.
"Blnce thin I go to a banklt iv th
Dimmycratlc club on'y to Injye meslf be
watchln' Iv the fellows that IxdscU .to
be called on f'r speeches an cbsarva
th wealthy conthractor that has Just
been lloted goln' without nourishment
because be don't know which fork to use.
nut because I was th' most turrble
failure as an orator that th' wurruld
has Iver seen. Is no ralson why I should
want to aupvrlss th' poor fellows be vi-
lence. Ifs us that encourages them that
is to blame. Ivry nation lnjyes aome
kind ot a crool spoort an' sfther-dlnner
orathry la th' same with us as bull'
Nghtln' is with the Spanyarda.
Did ye ivsr go to a banklt? Iv coorse
not Why did I ask ye such a foolish
question? Well, ye go into a big room
where a there a lot iv little tables occy
pled be people that ar-re there to Injye
themsllves, an' a long, raised table where
they stick th' condemned culprits. A man
who has been those because iv his harsh
manners an' th' ready flow Iv Insults at
his command sets in th' middle amongst
thlm. lie's the on'y one at alse In th'
line. An' why ehudden't he be at alse?
He's the ixlcutloner. Th' others ar-re pale
with ambition an' fright. They do not ate
or dhrlnk anything that's passed to thlm.
They don't speak to each other. Now an
thin they moisten their parched lips with
a sip of wather. But most Iv th' time
they're wurrukln' away with little atubs
iv pencils pollshln' up their last dyln'
The grestest ocean depth Is only about
six miles, while the diameter of ths globe utthrances.
la nearly s.000 miles. "Manewhlle th' la-ads at th' little
It Is believed that the oceans cannot I tables who ar-re not look f'r fame or
continue to exist for all time as we see glory ar-re havtn' a gran' 'time. It's
tbem today. The minerals constituting
the solid crust of the earth are contin
ually absorbing water. It has been cal
culated that granite contains two gallons
of absorbed water In every cubic yard.
The condition of the moon, as revealed
'I Icy, walther, bring another goord iv
that FV-rlnch elder," 'Well. Mike, here's
bad luck to ye,' 'Boy, some more dlmmy.
tsasy.' Good stories ar-re goln' round,
guests are ctealtn' .each other's aouvenlrs
to take home to th chllder, at a corner
by telescope, and by photography, show. I'? ffcour ol' ""n ar-re slngln' In
that a globe may. a. far at least as It. fj8t rmony. 1 Wa. .eeln' Nelly
r.rot speakers. The' last orator. If he
Isn't desd iv frlnht be th time he's called
lias to compete with a dozen argymanta
an" close harmony quartets, th' loud
laugh that speaks th' vacant bottle, an
maybe a rough-an'-tumble fight or two.
I wanst knew a man that was a habit
chool afther-dlnner speaker. He cuddent
pas a resthrant without composts a
speech, an afther he'd finished a frugal
meal Iv wheat cakes an' dhrawn-wan in
a dairy lunch, he wud rise an', fiowln to
the waltliress, ssy. 'MlsUier Chairman'
befure he cud recover himself.
"He was a pale, thin man because he
attlmled a banklt every night Iv his life
an' niver cud ate annythlng. Why d'ye
do It, foolish wanr says I. don't
know.' says he. 'I hate it. No wan can
Imagine th' euffrln's I endure while
waitin' to be called on or the reemorse
that follows th speech, he says. Some
thing ought to be done to heal these
mls'rabie brethren iv ours. But I don't
believe In harsh methods. Uttle be Uttle
their minj a. Hy shud be strengthened.
They shud be encouraged to shut up.
All comlo paapers shud be kept fr'm
thrim. Each afther-dlnner orator shud
be confined to a room be hlsmllf an' th'
nurse shud serve his meals through th'
thransom. No .meal shud bo spoke lv as
dinner. Y niver heard iv an afther
breakfast orator or an afther-supper
orator.
"I can renumber whin afther-dlnner
orathry was wan iv th' proudest ln
stlchooc&lng lv American life whin th'
aayln was that hundhreds Iv people wlnt
to banklts to hear Oh amy Depoo talk
an' so did Chansy Depoo. But that day
has gone by. People ar-re tired Iv
amoachoor orators, an' th' nex' step will
be to hire th rained speakers to help us
dl-gest our vlttles Just the same as we
hire thralned musicians. ,
"There Is an ol' saytn' that annybody
who can apeak well can sing. Nobody wud
Iver think Iv ask In' me or Roger Sulli
van to sing. Thin why, says I shud they
ask us to speak? N sir, at banklts Iv
th'" future, whin th' coffee has cotne' on
an" th good fellows ar-re Juggtin' with,
th' pussy csffeys. th' chairman will get
up an' say, 'Now, glntlemen. If ye will
be so good as to remain silent Slntor Blv
ridge will obllje with a tenor speech.' An'
th' handsome young slnltor will step fr'm
behind a screen, ask th' leader fr th', key
lv O sharp an' launch his high notes on
th' threaty with Columbya. x
"An' after all what Is an orator but a
kind Iv musician or note? There's no
form Iv amusement that I like better
afther a week's hard wurruk thin to go
to a picnic in Downer's Grove, an' be
lulled to dh reams or excited to a frlnzy
be an oration fr'm a good orator. I've
heerd oration, that I cud do a two-step
to, an' manny a time have I gone home
hummin" bits Iv a speech on th tarrif
to mesllf.
"Th' night I heerd "Willum Jennings
Bryan's cross-lv-goold speech I wlnt over
to Hogan's house an' picked out th' tune
with wan finger on th pianny. It waa
that musical. Ivry .gr-reat orator ought
to be accompanied be an orchesthry or,
at worst, a pianist who wud play trills
while th' artist was refreshln' hlmsilf
with a glass Iv Ice wather. I don't think
th' Cat-taJky people know how to ad
vertise their headllner: If I was thin I'l
put out bills like this:
Onpnrnleld Attractions.
At Odd Fellows' Hall.
Choosdah night, will be prlslnte this
mammoth array v onhecrd Iv clllbrltlea
Th' Hlvenly Endowed Ohlldhrr lv Orfeus.
Th' Swiss Yodellers
.Th' Japanese Jugglers
In their nerve-shatterin' nn' heart
desthroyln' specialty
Wurruld'i
Zeke an' Cy
Champeen Wood Choppers
Estelle Th' Montmorencles Clarence
Thrlck Bicycle Riders
Th' whole dasslln' an' progatherval dis
play to close witn tn iirst appearance
in tnis city iv
Th' Grestest lv Nachral Orator.
WUlum Jennings Bryan
who will render hi. cillybrated barytone
olo: "Th' Prince iv Peace" (accom
panied on th' piccoloi be Proflssor Wooi-
row'WUson). N. B. MIsther Bryan Is th'
on'y llvin' barytone who can reach high
C without standln' on his toes.
Admission:' Gents, wan dollar; gents
accompanied be ladles, wan-fifty;
chlldher, twenty-five cents. Infanta In
ar-rum. or out Iv thlm not admitted at
anny price.
We haven't been fair to orators in th,'
past We've been so thrilled be these
gr-great artists that we've taken thlm
away fr'm their career an' put thlm Into
Governmlnt Jobsk makln' mere dhrudges
lv thlm whin they might betther be out
In th' wurruld softenln' th' heart. Iv men
with their mellow notes. Mskln' Willum
Jennings Bryan Sicrety Iv State la like
goln' to PadJyrisky an saying: 'We've
Advice to ' Lovelorn
By Beatrice
Fairfax
Don't Be Foollsk.
Dear Miss Fairfax: Am enaased to a
yt",J'n. yearsldthsi my
r . V" ov acn other dearly. This
which t .we. ,,ad our Quarrel, by
which I feel very hurt. Another girl
rd7TV,?,,lttrcl ttentlon ESS than
L. ii .d "verr chance he got I would
see him talking to her. 1 spoke to him
sftU,m L:ndKt0'dwnlm ' h cired for th
f W,iT Jl ' nd- foret me. This seemed
listening to him, for my feelings are hurt
to the heart. Wishing you could give me
some advice, on what to aay.
AMT ROSE.
Don't be foolish, if you really love this
young man enough to want to wed him.
you are very wrong In quarrelling with
him because he showed a little attention
to another woman at a party, without at
the same time neglecting you. Let him
explain to you, and in the future do not
allow your Jealousy to conciuer vour rnnd
Judgment to the end that it will make you
o very unnappy.
Try th "neat r-
Dear Miss Fslrfax. About a year and a
half ago 1 started to keep company with
a young- Uuv whn i i..- 1"
love very much. In far. VtT". ? ,
ago we became engaged, and aa I came
to know her better the more I thought of
.I'i . n,M,,h I" "n'idesl girl, without
a single fsult sa far as I can see. S.ie
Is a sensible andetlnl virl .nt l
a cleaner girl, morally, innntully and
,..jcniii, una nir. j Drone an en
gaKeiiietit with another girl for hr and
neither of us has krnt
snyone else during the isat year. I have
bn to her home many tlmm and think
nearjy as much of her parents as of the
girl.
Without warning she wrote me that all
was through aa far aa wa wvra ronnrnril
and returned the ring. I went to her
home town at once, but she would give
no reasons for her actions. H.r
lather and mother assured me that they
were also at a loss to understand why
she had done this, but they did not leel
like asking her. 1 formerly traveled out
pf her home town, hut am now some dis
tance from there. I am 24 and ahe is 18.
I love her still. What course should I
pursue. u. (.
! Apparently the young lady has exer
cised ber feminine right to change her
mind. Tou would better try for a while
to get along without her and see how it
worfcg. You are both young, and you
have already shown that you can change
your mind, so It Is not out of the range
of possibility that you will yet find an
other girl who will also measure up to
your standard of the ideal. It would do
no harm, but it might not help your
opinion of yourself, if you asked her for
her reasons for discarding you.
Write te Hlsa.
Dear Miss Fairfax: Some time ago I
met a young man who escorted me home.
A few days later I received a letter ask
ing my permission to call, te which I
consented. He called, and we took occa
sional walks and had interesting conversa
tions. At the end of a few weeks I re
ceived a letter from him stating that he
was unable to call on me Sunday, the
reason for which he would explain some
other time. Four months have elapsed
and I have not heard from him, but word
has reached my ears that previous to our
parting he expressed jtoa friend of his
great happiness in having met me. and
said that I was Just the young ladv he
would like to make his lifelong partner.
M. K.
Under tha circumstances, I see no
reason why you should not write a pleas
ant but dignified letter asking him it any
circumstances had arisen to threaten
your friendship. Tell him you miss him.
and If there Is anything that needs ex
planation you will be glad to do ycur
share to clear It up.
Too Analytical.
Dear MIrs Fairfax: I am troubled. I
am a young woman of 12, not In the least
good looking, and haven't a very sweet
disposition. In fact, I am stubborn and
have a temper. I am engaged to a young
man three years my senior, whose affec
tion for me seems nearer idolatry than
love. I think a great deal of him, but
know that I do not love him as he loves
me. This almost breaks my heart. I am
working shoulder to shoulder with men
In the business world and earn as much
as the average man. Do you think this
feeling is due to my success in the busi
ness world, or that I hava always had a
great deslre'to make my own fight in the
world, or that I do not love him? It seems
to me that It must be one of those three
reasons that made me feel as 1 do. Can
you explain my feelings?
MARGUERITE.
Tou scrutinise your motives and charac
ter too closely. Tou would be happier If
you were more spontaneous and natural
and let yourself drift a bit more on the
tide of your own feelings without examin
ing them under a microscope. I think
you have- let yourself become a little
morbid through too much Introspection.
If you did not care for the young man
you would not so much mind hurting
him. Tou seem to be a girl who has won
success In tho business world at an early
age and who has also been able to com
mand the devoted love of a good man. So
you rrrust be sweeter and more lovable
than you think. And of course you must
have ability. How would you feel If you
were never to see your lover again? Think
this over seriously. That will tell you far
better than any guess of mine, whether
or no you love your fiance.
Little. Bobbie's Pa
By WILLIAM P. KIRK.
surface Is concerned, become absolutely
arid, no water whatever remaining upon
it, although in ages past it may have
been covered with oceans.
Many explorers hare thought that they
had discovered evidence of a drying up
of the earth within historic times. For
mer lakes and small seas seem to have
Home,
"All At waimt th' chairman get. up,
hammer, fr alienee, an' Inthrojooce. th'
first speaker In theae glowln terms:
'Glntlemen,' he says, 'th' best Iv time,
must come to an end. We ar-re so un
forchnlt a. to have with us tonight th'
Hon'rable K. Lemuel Hlgga, who Is
known te th' poll, as th' Big Wind Iv
disappeared. The process, however, must : sixteenth ward. I don't know how he
be a slow one, and no considerable quan- Bot jn. but here he la. He has ast me to
Uty of the oceanic waters can be ah-jbe allowed to addhrees ye, an' owln' to
orbed Into the earth's interior until the
core of the globe has become relatively
cooL At present the internal heat is so
great that water cannot penetrate to a
depth of more, aay, than jwenty miles at
the most It is only as the rock. xjl
that they begin to take up water in com
bination. .
When liquid ater filters down through
the crust and comes into contact with
Intensely heated recks, it is instantly con
verted into steam, and the explosive force
thus developed is one of the cskusas, and
perhaps the mala cause, of volcanic erup
tions. , :
In a word, the liquid that we call water
is only one particular state of a com
bination of the element, oxygen and hy
drogen, and that combination may appear
in soveral othe? states according to the
temperature to which It Is exposed. If
we .hist water to the botllng point we
turn it into steam. If we t-t the steam
stlli further it becomes an invisible vapor.
vhich may be made so hot that it will
char a piece of paper like a flame. On
the other hand, if we cool water to the
freez'ng point it turns into a brittle solid
-It.
' So. tf we had happened to be born in
a fiery hot world we should only hsve
known water as a searing vapor, capable
ct dt-vourtng nietals like a strong acid;
snd on ths contrary, if our lot bad been
j.t In an intcjely cold world our only
knowli-dije of water, as a natural product,
would have been In the ships of a sulid,
'Larder thaa most rocks.
th' prlslnce Iv a few Iv mo mortal inlrntes
in the aujlence I have conslitted. Guests
ar-re requisted to injye themsltvea as
best they can durin his ballyhoo, but 1
muat remind thlm that t they applaud
htm with th'( chinyware .they will be
charged with the breakage. Glntlemen,
Mister Hlgga
"At that th' poor fellow leaps to his
feet. His face Is now a light green in
color an It wears a smile that makes
ye think he may have tuk an overdose
Iv sthrychnlne. Befure he is fairly up
he hurls a convivial story at th' audi
ence. It splutters fr a mlnylt an' goes
out In th' air like a firecracker on a
rainy Foorth Iv July. He thriee another
an' th la-ads down below begin to scrape
their feet an' move their chalftv.
Conversation starts up a sain." Th'
waiter, thrlp over chatra. There la a
i nolae Iv brcakln' dishes In th' panthry-
Tn' fiddler tit th' orcheethry choons his
fiddle. An' th' ol' gintleinen In th' corner
begm airgln' th' sicund 'verse Iv 'Kb In'
Nelly Home.' which Is the same at th'
first an th' twlnty-sivlnth.
But Hlgg. goes right on. He can't
stop aven if he wanted to an' now he
don't want to. Fln'Uy th' brutal chair
man haul, him bark be th' coat tall,
yells. Time so that It can be heerd
above th' hilarity; he murmurs a few
wurrda In . thanks an' sets down. In his
chair, nun his face with a napkin, an
turns to his nnlKhbor sn' says: 'How
d'ye think It wint? But th neighbor's
throat is so dry that hs can't answer.
He's th' ntx' victim to be led to th'
thrsiidure. An' mind ye these ar-re th'
TWO WOMEN FACTORS IN SUCCESS OP SAN FRANCISCO EXPOSITION Mrs.
Phoebe Hearst, widow of Senator Hearst, is the honorary president of the Woman's
Board and heads the committee to furnish and maintain the California Host building.
Mrs. Maynard Ladd of Boston is one of the women sculptors whose works will decorate
several of the buildings. . ;
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I see there la a ploter here in the patper
of a very prltty guri that Is the grand
daughter of the king, sed Ma. Her nalm
Is Daphine, Daphtne FltsrGeorge, II she
say. that American' men are too busy St
that thay doan't deevoat enuff time to
social affairs.
How Interesting, sed Pa. I suppoa. the
American bisness men will feel properly
called down, now that Daphine haa had
her say. If thaxe Is anybody that has a
license to tell a lot of clever grown-up
men whare to get off. it Is a slip of a
gurl that happen, to have a king for a
grand-dad.
She must be Intelligent, the way this
Picter look., .ed. Ma. She has a high
forehead. ,
So has a grasshopper, sed Pa, or a
cow. That Isen't any proof. It is reely
too bad about American men not attend
ing to social affairs, sed Pa. I newer
was to many social afaflrs. Pa sed, but
the kind of American men that I saw at
the few 1 went to, he sed, kind of gave
me tho noshun that I was moar of a
fellow then them somehow. I'll bet
eeven Uttle Bobble forgot moar than this
young Daphine ever knew. yet she
cums here to tell men how to spend thare
time. Can you beat It?
You doan't need to git so worked up
oaver It, dearest, sed Ma, I doan't sup
poaa that anything ahe ha. sed Is likely
to change yure plans or the plans of any
other American man. As a matter of
fack. sed Ma, I think our business men'
deevote too much time. If anything, to
.oclal affairs, but too many of thare
ocial affairs Is held near what Is known
tek-nikally aa a bar. Doan't get flus
tered, deer. Ma .ed, I am not going to
ask you to change one move In yure deer
I am not 'flustered, sed Pa. but sum
time, r git out of pashuns with certlns-
i peepul. I think American men are over-
doing the social thing even now, as things
! " I have been reading about brokers A
bankers closing up thare offices half a
hour erlter so they can go up town A
Join hands at sum tango tea. If that Isent
deevoting time to social affairs, I doant
know what It Is, .A If It Isent a mild
form of Insanity. I doant know what
insanity Is, eether.
The trubbel wtlh a lot of American men,
sed Pa, la that fhey. are too eesy. Look
at poor "Jones that was here with his
wife the other nite. She aed herself, his
wife did, thst thay had been on the go at
a theetar or-a tango party every, nlte
for a week, & Jones certlngly looked the
part. Did you notis the tired look of him,
sed Ps. He . Is a man that works In his
law o"? all day like a slave, said Pa,
I suppose If he wanted to cum rite out
run things he wud put the crusher on a
lot of the tangoing, but he Jest lets things
slide, & sum day the slide will become a
avalanche. St then thare hoara will be
wept under.
Oh, I doant see anything vary wrong
about going out eevenlng. to tango par
ties, sed Ma. I notls he is good enuff to
talk her, you won't go.
No, - sed Pa, I won't go, & you know
I won't go. If I were to atart going, sed
Pa, you wud get the tango -erase toe.
Thare will newer be any such atart in
this family, sed Pa
You are rite, deerest, sed Ma, 1 agree
with you, after all. You know I doant
care for them frivulus things. Here is
the bill for my Easter hat. preshus. aed
Ma. Only $28, St it was Who helps
you save munny, deerest?
I doan't know, sed Pa. Sweeney, I guess.
ia H Is latistrltsrrll
"That foolish boy who was ao dead in
love that nothing would do but he must
get married was ao confused when he
went to get a marriage license that he
asked for a dog license instead."
"Well, that was all right, wasn't It for
a case of puppy lover Baltimore American.
been so enthralled be ye'er pianny playin'
that we've decided to make ye sheriff iv
Cook County." Id pay almost anny
thlng to hear Fiddlln Tom fiddle, but I
wuddent have Ijim fr a barUnder If he
paid me.
"Like a. not he'd thry to play 0"Don
nell Aboo' on th' cash registher an
wreck It Me frlnd Gallagher wa. th'
gr-reatest campaign pots that iver lived.
He wrote a pome wanst beginnln' 'We'll
carry this ward. f'r Hopklno fr'm th'
mountains to th' sea n' be hlvena while
he was singin' It I thought they was
mountain an' sea In th' ward. But ths
nex' day I come to th' con-clusyon that
he meant fr'm th' steel wur-ruks to th'
South Branch iv th' river. Afther th'
liiction he put In an applycasyon fr
uperintlndlnt Iv bridges. Did th' mayor
Iii him? H d'd not H8 ,d
woukt not shackle Janlu. In this manner.
VPP Mm " !"Pctor. which,
"J'"4"- wud ' ve him ampla oppor-
W HZ, Cmn th' mU'e' had'd
made a t0 J'm CaM,d'' "Iver
made a longer apeech thin -What'll ye
all have?" in his life.
I Z 1 becu a man can write or
not Y ..r?d th'.k,tch" Te do
not v. say to ve'rsllf: n..ti
f r good plumbln' that I'll .ind fr a
Plumber to mend the waateplpe.' No ,
tn this country can tell y. more about th"
yet whin a customer hanri. . .
. . inns sjv az nil!
'r shoeln' a horse he h .
iv ch..k an' figure th' chanVe V t"
. fdorTn1 ,T ! 'bP- 0ratw- '
sildom da wi.ll in m .
x lrri nave to ex
press oplnyon. right off th' stove on ivry
known subject In language that Ivry wan
will remlmber an' repeat, an' afther that
they can t change without aomebody dig-
fi what they "ald' 1 hav n aut
that Willum jennlng. Bryan would1 like
to turn th sojers in Vera Crui out Iv
th fryin' pan Into th' fine and they'd like
It too, f r 'tis no sJsy job keepln cool In
a f ryln' pan. but ye can stamp out a fire.
But if he did, ivry vigytaryan that paid a
dollar last year to hear him warble hi.
Poor oplnyon lv war wud go down to th"
State department an' hurt athring bean,
at him. So I hope they'll return him to
u. an' that wanst more we may see him
as Iv yore, com In' out on th' platform
with a Janlal smile on his face an' a
tunln' forks In hi. hand, an' hear th'
familiar chest tone, ov th' most precyoua
Iv ol folk songs: 'in th' bank, lv ol'
Wall Sthreet far away.'
"It's a disgrace to the artistlo slnse v
this nation that our most cillybrated song
burry shude be condimned to th' sordid
tMk lv buyln' goold bricks fr'm South
America. It pain, me more thin I can
ay to think iv this lark beat In' hi. poor
wings against th bar. lv hi. cage. En
large him. Dock Wilson, an' let him fly
free, his notes to hlven ascendln' fr'm
Ivry Chat-talky platform while th deep
organ rolls, sa th' pete aay. an' th'
banjo player in th' wing, impatiently
wait. hi. turn."
"Did an orator Iver change ye'er vote?"
asked Mr. Hennessy, after thinking a
moment
"Always, me friend," Mid Mr. Dooley
Impressively; then, with a convincing
wave of his hand: "If he', a bad orator
I vote against him Instinctively, an" if
he's a good wan who's swayed me aoul I
alway. do so a. a kind iv an act of con
trition fr lettln' me fcelln'a make a fool
Iv me."
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