T1IF, DEE: OMAHA, MONDAY. DECEMBER 7, 1914. 8 .. . . r .4 itie How Earth Was Born B GARRETT P. SEItVTSS. "Kindly explain how our Mirth con tains auch a Tast amount of water. Astronomy teaches ua that our planet, m well aa other planets, were at one time part of the ran. Such being the rase, at tha begin ning our earth must have been one huge molten maaa of heat, fire and gaa. We all know the power heat haa over water, therefore the above query, also where did the water come from? H. W. L.. Chicago. The story of the origin of water In volve! that of the birth of the earth. According to the generally accepted hypothesis, the earth was once n, man of heated gases, which Included. In one form or an other, every chemical element that wa know. Among these gaaes were oxygen and hydrogen, the two elements by whoaa combination water Is formed. Bat there was no water then because the heat was too great to permit of the com bination of oxygen and hydrogen. The elements f water were present, but not water Itself. As the gaseous mass continued to cool a temperature was reached at which com bination could begin u take place, and then water appeared in the form, not of liquid, but of an invisible vapor, which wa call watery vapor. Although oxygen and hydrogen had combined In this vapor, the heat was still too great for It to con dense Into liquid state. With further cooling, however, It did undergo a par tial condensation Into that form of water which we know aa steam. At that time the globe was probably a great white hot - ball, enveloped, at a vast height above its surface, with a hissing shell, or envelope, of steam. Tn this Immense steamy shell was contained, In the vaporous form, all the water that the future earth was to possess. Tho oceans were there, afloat as scalding clouds. The central mass continued to cool and condensed, and at last, when the tempera ture of the rock crust that had begun to form about It had descended to about 87 degree. Centigrade, the first true water, that Is liquid wster, appeared on' the earth. It fell In hot drops from the vaporous envelope,' and at first, no doubt, waa Instantly reconverted Into team by contact with the heated crust. After a while the crunt became so cool thai ths descending water could remain upon it In liquid state. Then the mighty rains fell thicker and faster from the condensing envelop until the accumul ated water formed great oceans, or per haps, at the beginning, one universal ocean, surrounding the entire earth. That would depend upon the form of the aur face of the crust at the time when tha descent of the waters occurred. The origin of the present ocean bssins goes back to the very beginning of geological h'story, and antedates every perlud that can be fixed with reasonable certainty. These facta explain why the earth haa ao great a quantity of water, and where that water came from. But there are still many mysterious, or unexplained cir cumstances in this tremendous history of a earth's birth. By no means all of the oxygen and hydrogen contained in the original nebuloua mass which eventually became the earth, was employed to make water. In fact, tho quantity of those elements that combined Into the form of water was almost insignificant in com parison with the quantity, particularly of ogxgen, which entered Into different combinations with other elements, to form the rocks and other solid materials of the globe. The oceans, after all, con stitute comparatively speaking, the merest films on the surface of the great earth. kMr. Dopley' on The Gift of Orathy1 Republished by Permission Hearst's Magazine j. ft B Jf I 'I if i llfWilsil 0X 1 Tn t Vl ' tnM11n 4tr o lnrife rntnl nrV,. -xf.l, iLI j . .. ,. , v - wjr Btiviw ui uunuemnea tnupriw is a man who has been.chose because iv th ready flow of insults at his command." ivoyyngni. im, n, tsr Co., Ureat Britain Rights Reserved.) (From the December Hearst's.) '1 see," said Mr. Pooley, "that a so ciety has been formed to stop aftherdln ner orathry. an' I explct Ivry day to read that Its rooms has been raided by the polls, fr, Iv coorse, this is s murdher society, like th' Mafeeya. To' on'y way ye can prevint an' afther-dln- ner orator fr'm oraU' afther dinner is to sthrangle him. It wuddent do anny good not to ask him to th' banklt li d go annyhow. "He'd disguise hlmsilf aa a waiter or roncale hlmsilf behind' th' potted palms an' as soon as th' dlmmy-tassles came on he'd leap out an' begin: 'Mlther Chair main an glntlemcn. I am reminded be this occasion Iv a storv thst I got fr'm me ol' frlnd Dock Hoetetter1 an' so on." "Ye dldnt always feel that way," said Mr. Hennessy. ' "I know I didn't," said Mr. t'ooley. "'Twas wanst the hite of me ambition to stand up behind a bank Iv flowers, with a good see-gar in wan hand an' a napkin In th' other an' wan mlnylt have ma aujlence convulsed with laughter an' another mlnylt dissolved In tears. I told ye a long time ago that a tur-rble fist I made iv it, how I frgot to commit anny part Iv the oration to mlmry exclpt th' parts that ar re printed In brackets like: applause, loud an' prolonged laughter, cries Iv 'No, no. Go on,' and th' like, an' how without utthrln' a wurrd I . sunk to me chair a mute inglorious aan'l Webster. "Blnce thin I go to a banklt iv th Dimmycratlc club on'y to Injye meslf be watchln' Iv the fellows that IxdscU .to be called on f'r speeches an cbsarva th wealthy conthractor that has Just been lloted goln' without nourishment because be don't know which fork to use. nut because I was th' most turrble failure as an orator that th' wurruld has Iver seen. Is no ralson why I should want to aupvrlss th' poor fellows be vi- lence. Ifs us that encourages them that is to blame. Ivry nation lnjyes aome kind ot a crool spoort an' sfther-dlnner orathry la th' same with us as bull' Nghtln' is with the Spanyarda. Did ye ivsr go to a banklt? Iv coorse not Why did I ask ye such a foolish question? Well, ye go into a big room where a there a lot iv little tables occy pled be people that ar-re there to Injye themsllves, an' a long, raised table where they stick th' condemned culprits. A man who has been those because iv his harsh manners an' th' ready flow Iv Insults at his command sets in th' middle amongst thlm. lie's the on'y one at alse In th' line. An' why ehudden't he be at alse? He's the ixlcutloner. Th' others ar-re pale with ambition an' fright. They do not ate or dhrlnk anything that's passed to thlm. They don't speak to each other. Now an thin they moisten their parched lips with a sip of wather. But most Iv th' time they're wurrukln' away with little atubs iv pencils pollshln' up their last dyln' The grestest ocean depth Is only about six miles, while the diameter of ths globe utthrances. la nearly s.000 miles. "Manewhlle th' la-ads at th' little It Is believed that the oceans cannot I tables who ar-re not look f'r fame or continue to exist for all time as we see glory ar-re havtn' a gran' 'time. It's tbem today. The minerals constituting the solid crust of the earth are contin ually absorbing water. It has been cal culated that granite contains two gallons of absorbed water In every cubic yard. The condition of the moon, as revealed 'I Icy, walther, bring another goord iv that FV-rlnch elder," 'Well. Mike, here's bad luck to ye,' 'Boy, some more dlmmy. tsasy.' Good stories ar-re goln' round, guests are ctealtn' .each other's aouvenlrs to take home to th chllder, at a corner by telescope, and by photography, show. I'? ffcour ol' ""n ar-re slngln' In that a globe may. a. far at least as It. fj8t rmony. 1 Wa. .eeln' Nelly r.rot speakers. The' last orator. If he Isn't desd iv frlnht be th time he's called lias to compete with a dozen argymanta an" close harmony quartets, th' loud laugh that speaks th' vacant bottle, an maybe a rough-an'-tumble fight or two. I wanst knew a man that was a habit chool afther-dlnner speaker. He cuddent pas a resthrant without composts a speech, an afther he'd finished a frugal meal Iv wheat cakes an' dhrawn-wan in a dairy lunch, he wud rise an', fiowln to the waltliress, ssy. 'MlsUier Chairman' befure he cud recover himself. "He was a pale, thin man because he attlmled a banklt every night Iv his life an' niver cud ate annythlng. Why d'ye do It, foolish wanr says I. don't know.' says he. 'I hate it. No wan can Imagine th' euffrln's I endure while waitin' to be called on or the reemorse that follows th speech, he says. Some thing ought to be done to heal these mls'rabie brethren iv ours. But I don't believe In harsh methods. Uttle be Uttle their minj a. Hy shud be strengthened. They shud be encouraged to shut up. All comlo paapers shud be kept fr'm thrim. Each afther-dlnner orator shud be confined to a room be hlsmllf an' th' nurse shud serve his meals through th' thransom. No .meal shud bo spoke lv as dinner. Y niver heard iv an afther breakfast orator or an afther-supper orator. "I can renumber whin afther-dlnner orathry was wan iv th' proudest ln stlchooc&lng lv American life whin th' aayln was that hundhreds Iv people wlnt to banklts to hear Oh amy Depoo talk an' so did Chansy Depoo. But that day has gone by. People ar-re tired Iv amoachoor orators, an' th' nex' step will be to hire th rained speakers to help us dl-gest our vlttles Just the same as we hire thralned musicians. , "There Is an ol' saytn' that annybody who can apeak well can sing. Nobody wud Iver think Iv ask In' me or Roger Sulli van to sing. Thin why, says I shud they ask us to speak? N sir, at banklts Iv th'" future, whin th' coffee has cotne' on an" th good fellows ar-re Juggtin' with, th' pussy csffeys. th' chairman will get up an' say, 'Now, glntlemen. If ye will be so good as to remain silent Slntor Blv ridge will obllje with a tenor speech.' An' th' handsome young slnltor will step fr'm behind a screen, ask th' leader fr th', key lv O sharp an' launch his high notes on th' threaty with Columbya. x "An' after all what Is an orator but a kind Iv musician or note? There's no form Iv amusement that I like better afther a week's hard wurruk thin to go to a picnic in Downer's Grove, an' be lulled to dh reams or excited to a frlnzy be an oration fr'm a good orator. I've heerd oration, that I cud do a two-step to, an' manny a time have I gone home hummin" bits Iv a speech on th tarrif to mesllf. "Th' night I heerd "Willum Jennings Bryan's cross-lv-goold speech I wlnt over to Hogan's house an' picked out th' tune with wan finger on th pianny. It waa that musical. Ivry .gr-reat orator ought to be accompanied be an orchesthry or, at worst, a pianist who wud play trills while th' artist was refreshln' hlmsilf with a glass Iv Ice wather. I don't think th' Cat-taJky people know how to ad vertise their headllner: If I was thin I'l put out bills like this: Onpnrnleld Attractions. At Odd Fellows' Hall. Choosdah night, will be prlslnte this mammoth array v onhecrd Iv clllbrltlea Th' Hlvenly Endowed Ohlldhrr lv Orfeus. Th' Swiss Yodellers .Th' Japanese Jugglers In their nerve-shatterin' nn' heart desthroyln' specialty Wurruld'i Zeke an' Cy Champeen Wood Choppers Estelle Th' Montmorencles Clarence Thrlck Bicycle Riders Th' whole dasslln' an' progatherval dis play to close witn tn iirst appearance in tnis city iv Th' Grestest lv Nachral Orator. WUlum Jennings Bryan who will render hi. cillybrated barytone olo: "Th' Prince iv Peace" (accom panied on th' piccoloi be Proflssor Wooi- row'WUson). N. B. MIsther Bryan Is th' on'y llvin' barytone who can reach high C without standln' on his toes. Admission:' Gents, wan dollar; gents accompanied be ladles, wan-fifty; chlldher, twenty-five cents. Infanta In ar-rum. or out Iv thlm not admitted at anny price. We haven't been fair to orators in th,' past We've been so thrilled be these gr-great artists that we've taken thlm away fr'm their career an' put thlm Into Governmlnt Jobsk makln' mere dhrudges lv thlm whin they might betther be out In th' wurruld softenln' th' heart. Iv men with their mellow notes. Mskln' Willum Jennings Bryan Sicrety Iv State la like goln' to PadJyrisky an saying: 'We've Advice to ' Lovelorn By Beatrice Fairfax Don't Be Foollsk. Dear Miss Fairfax: Am enaased to a yt",J'n. yearsldthsi my r . V" ov acn other dearly. This which t .we. ,,ad our Quarrel, by which I feel very hurt. Another girl rd7TV,?,,lttrcl ttentlon ESS than L. ii .d "verr chance he got I would see him talking to her. 1 spoke to him sftU,m L:ndKt0'dwnlm ' h cired for th f W,iT Jl ' nd- foret me. This seemed listening to him, for my feelings are hurt to the heart. Wishing you could give me some advice, on what to aay. AMT ROSE. Don't be foolish, if you really love this young man enough to want to wed him. you are very wrong In quarrelling with him because he showed a little attention to another woman at a party, without at the same time neglecting you. Let him explain to you, and in the future do not allow your Jealousy to conciuer vour rnnd Judgment to the end that it will make you o very unnappy. Try th "neat r- Dear Miss Fslrfax. About a year and a half ago 1 started to keep company with a young- Uuv whn i i..- 1" love very much. In far. VtT". ? , ago we became engaged, and aa I came to know her better the more I thought of .I'i . n,M,,h I" "n'idesl girl, without a single fsult sa far as I can see. S.ie Is a sensible andetlnl virl .nt l a cleaner girl, morally, innntully and ,..jcniii, una nir. j Drone an en gaKeiiietit with another girl for hr and neither of us has krnt snyone else during the isat year. I have bn to her home many tlmm and think nearjy as much of her parents as of the girl. Without warning she wrote me that all was through aa far aa wa wvra ronnrnril and returned the ring. I went to her home town at once, but she would give no reasons for her actions. H.r lather and mother assured me that they were also at a loss to understand why she had done this, but they did not leel like asking her. 1 formerly traveled out pf her home town, hut am now some dis tance from there. I am 24 and ahe is 18. I love her still. What course should I pursue. u. (. ! Apparently the young lady has exer cised ber feminine right to change her mind. Tou would better try for a while to get along without her and see how it worfcg. You are both young, and you have already shown that you can change your mind, so It Is not out of the range of possibility that you will yet find an other girl who will also measure up to your standard of the ideal. It would do no harm, but it might not help your opinion of yourself, if you asked her for her reasons for discarding you. Write te Hlsa. Dear Miss Fairfax: Some time ago I met a young man who escorted me home. A few days later I received a letter ask ing my permission to call, te which I consented. He called, and we took occa sional walks and had interesting conversa tions. At the end of a few weeks I re ceived a letter from him stating that he was unable to call on me Sunday, the reason for which he would explain some other time. Four months have elapsed and I have not heard from him, but word has reached my ears that previous to our parting he expressed jtoa friend of his great happiness in having met me. and said that I was Just the young ladv he would like to make his lifelong partner. M. K. Under tha circumstances, I see no reason why you should not write a pleas ant but dignified letter asking him it any circumstances had arisen to threaten your friendship. Tell him you miss him. and If there Is anything that needs ex planation you will be glad to do ycur share to clear It up. Too Analytical. Dear MIrs Fairfax: I am troubled. I am a young woman of 12, not In the least good looking, and haven't a very sweet disposition. In fact, I am stubborn and have a temper. I am engaged to a young man three years my senior, whose affec tion for me seems nearer idolatry than love. I think a great deal of him, but know that I do not love him as he loves me. This almost breaks my heart. I am working shoulder to shoulder with men In the business world and earn as much as the average man. Do you think this feeling is due to my success in the busi ness world, or that I hava always had a great deslre'to make my own fight in the world, or that I do not love him? It seems to me that It must be one of those three reasons that made me feel as 1 do. Can you explain my feelings? MARGUERITE. Tou scrutinise your motives and charac ter too closely. Tou would be happier If you were more spontaneous and natural and let yourself drift a bit more on the tide of your own feelings without examin ing them under a microscope. I think you have- let yourself become a little morbid through too much Introspection. If you did not care for the young man you would not so much mind hurting him. Tou seem to be a girl who has won success In tho business world at an early age and who has also been able to com mand the devoted love of a good man. So you rrrust be sweeter and more lovable than you think. And of course you must have ability. How would you feel If you were never to see your lover again? Think this over seriously. That will tell you far better than any guess of mine, whether or no you love your fiance. Little. Bobbie's Pa By WILLIAM P. KIRK. surface Is concerned, become absolutely arid, no water whatever remaining upon it, although in ages past it may have been covered with oceans. Many explorers hare thought that they had discovered evidence of a drying up of the earth within historic times. For mer lakes and small seas seem to have Home, "All At waimt th' chairman get. up, hammer, fr alienee, an' Inthrojooce. th' first speaker In theae glowln terms: 'Glntlemen,' he says, 'th' best Iv time, must come to an end. We ar-re so un forchnlt a. to have with us tonight th' Hon'rable K. Lemuel Hlgga, who Is known te th' poll, as th' Big Wind Iv disappeared. The process, however, must : sixteenth ward. I don't know how he be a slow one, and no considerable quan- Bot jn. but here he la. He has ast me to Uty of the oceanic waters can be ah-jbe allowed to addhrees ye, an' owln' to orbed Into the earth's interior until the core of the globe has become relatively cooL At present the internal heat is so great that water cannot penetrate to a depth of more, aay, than jwenty miles at the most It is only as the rock. xjl that they begin to take up water in com bination. . When liquid ater filters down through the crust and comes into contact with Intensely heated recks, it is instantly con verted into steam, and the explosive force thus developed is one of the cskusas, and perhaps the mala cause, of volcanic erup tions. , : In a word, the liquid that we call water is only one particular state of a com bination of the element, oxygen and hy drogen, and that combination may appear in soveral othe? states according to the temperature to which It Is exposed. If we .hist water to the botllng point we turn it into steam. If we t-t the steam stlli further it becomes an invisible vapor. vhich may be made so hot that it will char a piece of paper like a flame. On the other hand, if we cool water to the freez'ng point it turns into a brittle solid -It. ' So. tf we had happened to be born in a fiery hot world we should only hsve known water as a searing vapor, capable ct dt-vourtng nietals like a strong acid; snd on ths contrary, if our lot bad been j.t In an intcjely cold world our only knowli-dije of water, as a natural product, would have been In the ships of a sulid, 'Larder thaa most rocks. th' prlslnce Iv a few Iv mo mortal inlrntes in the aujlence I have conslitted. Guests ar-re requisted to injye themsltvea as best they can durin his ballyhoo, but 1 muat remind thlm that t they applaud htm with th'( chinyware .they will be charged with the breakage. Glntlemen, Mister Hlgga "At that th' poor fellow leaps to his feet. His face Is now a light green in color an It wears a smile that makes ye think he may have tuk an overdose Iv sthrychnlne. Befure he is fairly up he hurls a convivial story at th' audi ence. It splutters fr a mlnylt an' goes out In th' air like a firecracker on a rainy Foorth Iv July. He thriee another an' th la-ads down below begin to scrape their feet an' move their chalftv. Conversation starts up a sain." Th' waiter, thrlp over chatra. There la a i nolae Iv brcakln' dishes In th' panthry- Tn' fiddler tit th' orcheethry choons his fiddle. An' th' ol' gintleinen In th' corner begm airgln' th' sicund 'verse Iv 'Kb In' Nelly Home.' which Is the same at th' first an th' twlnty-sivlnth. But Hlgg. goes right on. He can't stop aven if he wanted to an' now he don't want to. Fln'Uy th' brutal chair man haul, him bark be th' coat tall, yells. Time so that It can be heerd above th' hilarity; he murmurs a few wurrda In . thanks an' sets down. In his chair, nun his face with a napkin, an turns to his nnlKhbor sn' says: 'How d'ye think It wint? But th neighbor's throat is so dry that hs can't answer. He's th' ntx' victim to be led to th' thrsiidure. An' mind ye these ar-re th' TWO WOMEN FACTORS IN SUCCESS OP SAN FRANCISCO EXPOSITION Mrs. Phoebe Hearst, widow of Senator Hearst, is the honorary president of the Woman's Board and heads the committee to furnish and maintain the California Host building. Mrs. Maynard Ladd of Boston is one of the women sculptors whose works will decorate several of the buildings. . ; f - V V i I see there la a ploter here in the patper of a very prltty guri that Is the grand daughter of the king, sed Ma. Her nalm Is Daphine, Daphtne FltsrGeorge, II she say. that American' men are too busy St that thay doan't deevoat enuff time to social affairs. How Interesting, sed Pa. I suppoa. the American bisness men will feel properly called down, now that Daphine haa had her say. If thaxe Is anybody that has a license to tell a lot of clever grown-up men whare to get off. it Is a slip of a gurl that happen, to have a king for a grand-dad. She must be Intelligent, the way this Picter look., .ed. Ma. She has a high forehead. , So has a grasshopper, sed Pa, or a cow. That Isen't any proof. It is reely too bad about American men not attend ing to social affairs, sed Pa. I newer was to many social afaflrs. Pa sed, but the kind of American men that I saw at the few 1 went to, he sed, kind of gave me tho noshun that I was moar of a fellow then them somehow. I'll bet eeven Uttle Bobble forgot moar than this young Daphine ever knew. yet she cums here to tell men how to spend thare time. Can you beat It? You doan't need to git so worked up oaver It, dearest, sed Ma, I doan't sup poaa that anything ahe ha. sed Is likely to change yure plans or the plans of any other American man. As a matter of fack. sed Ma, I think our business men' deevote too much time. If anything, to .oclal affairs, but too many of thare ocial affairs Is held near what Is known tek-nikally aa a bar. Doan't get flus tered, deer. Ma .ed, I am not going to ask you to change one move In yure deer I am not 'flustered, sed Pa. but sum time, r git out of pashuns with certlns- i peepul. I think American men are over- doing the social thing even now, as things ! " I have been reading about brokers A bankers closing up thare offices half a hour erlter so they can go up town A Join hands at sum tango tea. If that Isent deevoting time to social affairs, I doant know what It Is, .A If It Isent a mild form of Insanity. I doant know what insanity Is, eether. The trubbel wtlh a lot of American men, sed Pa, la that fhey. are too eesy. Look at poor "Jones that was here with his wife the other nite. She aed herself, his wife did, thst thay had been on the go at a theetar or-a tango party every, nlte for a week, & Jones certlngly looked the part. Did you notis the tired look of him, sed Ps. He . Is a man that works In his law o"? all day like a slave, said Pa, I suppose If he wanted to cum rite out run things he wud put the crusher on a lot of the tangoing, but he Jest lets things slide, & sum day the slide will become a avalanche. St then thare hoara will be wept under. Oh, I doant see anything vary wrong about going out eevenlng. to tango par ties, sed Ma. I notls he is good enuff to talk her, you won't go. No, - sed Pa, I won't go, & you know I won't go. If I were to atart going, sed Pa, you wud get the tango -erase toe. Thare will newer be any such atart in this family, sed Pa You are rite, deerest, sed Ma, 1 agree with you, after all. You know I doant care for them frivulus things. Here is the bill for my Easter hat. preshus. aed Ma. Only $28, St it was Who helps you save munny, deerest? I doan't know, sed Pa. Sweeney, I guess. ia H Is latistrltsrrll "That foolish boy who was ao dead in love that nothing would do but he must get married was ao confused when he went to get a marriage license that he asked for a dog license instead." "Well, that was all right, wasn't It for a case of puppy lover Baltimore American. been so enthralled be ye'er pianny playin' that we've decided to make ye sheriff iv Cook County." Id pay almost anny thlng to hear Fiddlln Tom fiddle, but I wuddent have Ijim fr a barUnder If he paid me. "Like a. not he'd thry to play 0"Don nell Aboo' on th' cash registher an wreck It Me frlnd Gallagher wa. th' gr-reatest campaign pots that iver lived. He wrote a pome wanst beginnln' 'We'll carry this ward. f'r Hopklno fr'm th' mountains to th' sea n' be hlvena while he was singin' It I thought they was mountain an' sea In th' ward. But ths nex' day I come to th' con-clusyon that he meant fr'm th' steel wur-ruks to th' South Branch iv th' river. Afther th' liiction he put In an applycasyon fr uperintlndlnt Iv bridges. Did th' mayor Iii him? H d'd not H8 ,d woukt not shackle Janlu. In this manner. VPP Mm " !"Pctor. which, "J'"4"- wud ' ve him ampla oppor- W HZ, Cmn th' mU'e' had'd made a t0 J'm CaM,d'' "Iver made a longer apeech thin -What'll ye all have?" in his life. I Z 1 becu a man can write or not Y ..r?d th'.k,tch" Te do not v. say to ve'rsllf: n..ti f r good plumbln' that I'll .ind fr a Plumber to mend the waateplpe.' No , tn this country can tell y. more about th" yet whin a customer hanri. . . . . inns sjv az nil! 'r shoeln' a horse he h . iv ch..k an' figure th' chanVe V t" . fdorTn1 ,T ! 'bP- 0ratw- ' sildom da wi.ll in m . x lrri nave to ex press oplnyon. right off th' stove on ivry known subject In language that Ivry wan will remlmber an' repeat, an' afther that they can t change without aomebody dig- fi what they "ald' 1 hav n aut that Willum jennlng. Bryan would1 like to turn th sojers in Vera Crui out Iv th fryin' pan Into th' fine and they'd like It too, f r 'tis no sJsy job keepln cool In a f ryln' pan. but ye can stamp out a fire. But if he did, ivry vigytaryan that paid a dollar last year to hear him warble hi. Poor oplnyon lv war wud go down to th" State department an' hurt athring bean, at him. So I hope they'll return him to u. an' that wanst more we may see him as Iv yore, com In' out on th' platform with a Janlal smile on his face an' a tunln' forks In hi. hand, an' hear th' familiar chest tone, ov th' most precyoua Iv ol folk songs: 'in th' bank, lv ol' Wall Sthreet far away.' "It's a disgrace to the artistlo slnse v this nation that our most cillybrated song burry shude be condimned to th' sordid tMk lv buyln' goold bricks fr'm South America. It pain, me more thin I can ay to think iv this lark beat In' hi. poor wings against th bar. lv hi. cage. En large him. Dock Wilson, an' let him fly free, his notes to hlven ascendln' fr'm Ivry Chat-talky platform while th deep organ rolls, sa th' pete aay. an' th' banjo player in th' wing, impatiently wait. hi. turn." "Did an orator Iver change ye'er vote?" asked Mr. Hennessy, after thinking a moment "Always, me friend," Mid Mr. Dooley Impressively; then, with a convincing wave of his hand: "If he', a bad orator I vote against him Instinctively, an" if he's a good wan who's swayed me aoul I alway. do so a. a kind iv an act of con trition fr lettln' me fcelln'a make a fool Iv me." heals skin a iiseases If you have eczema, ring worm or other itching, burning, raw or pimply skin eruption, try Resinol Ointment and Res inol Soap and see how quickly the itching, stops and the trou ble disappears, even in severe, stubborn cases. Bssiaol Otntanet. with the kelp sC Itiiln il Boa, sleets if pUnpUs and Mht hasn't, sad s a most valuable household nwdr for sans, boras, bolls, pilaa, eta. Said by all dronlata. 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