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Washington 726 Fourteenth Bt., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Addresa communications relating to news and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, r-dltorlal Department OCTOIlEn CIRCl'LATION. 55,104 Btat of Nebraska, County of Dougraa. aa. I'wlrht Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing -company, being duly aworn. aaya that the average daily circulation for the month o( October, 191 , waa ti.im. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to bfora me. thle (tit day of November. 1I4. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. Hvbacrikera leaving the cite temporarily abonld have The Bee mailed to them. Ad drees will b changed aa often aa requested. The power that moves the movieslove. With the advent of Thanksgiving week the foot ball season sees Its flnieh. Sometlmei it seems as If Johnny Bull were utterly oblivious to the advice of O. Bernard Shaw. May Irwin is to appear in another new play. Seems they have to fit a new one to May almost every seaaon. One and all are ready for those promised reinforcements under old Oeneral Prosperity whenever they come. Can you Imagine what contentment those two gay old birds, Porflrlo Dlas and Huerta, are enjoying about now? . Although Mrs. Sinn and Mrs. Hell have both recently obtained divorces in a 8t. Louis court, folks still ask "What's in a name?" Secretary Bryan has already raised pro hibition aa his slogan for 1916. He must have feared the other colonel might see It first. Peace or war, democrat or republican, the finest turkey raised In Rhode Island each year goes to the White House Thanksgiving table. Incoming members of the school board have some tough tasks to tackle, and may as well start in on them without unnecessary delay. the head of every American household Is up against a turkey problem Just now much more absorbing to him than the Smyrna Incident. What about. moving that ugly electrlo wel come arch from the beautiful and artistic sur roundings with which it is so incongruous? Merely as a matter or inspiration, let us note that the little town of Dublin, N. II., with 600 lnrabltants, sent 12.800 to the war sufferers. How the Democracy May Make the Future Clear and BrlahL Wew Tork American. By following Mr. Hearsts advice, of course. Where this continued Mexican turmoil af fects us locally is in keeping the troops that be long at Fort Crook Indefinitely quartered down in Texas. After the raw deal given us In the location of reserve banks, this democratic administration owes it to us to keep Omaha on the Indian depot supply map. Yes, we agree that the worst example of mis directed philanthropy we could Imagine would be to present a needy person with' a pair of shoes both rights or both lefts. "God hath, made of one blood all nations of men for to dwell on all the face of the earth," said Paul. But it Is sometimes hard to get "all" men to see that as clearly as the apostle did. German war relief contributions lead all others In this section of the country. Ameri cans of German birth or ancestry greatly exceed In number those of foreign parentage from any other of the warring countries, and the Germans yield to none In sympathy for the fatherland and generosity for Its unfortunates. Inland Stanford, former governor of California an J now president of the Central Pacific, accompanied hy Ma wife and niece, eame In In two private cart and stopped In Omaha a ehort time. afi a. 8. E. Hlshop gave her closing lecture before the Flret Society of Spiritualists. On behalf of the society and audience, Oeneral Ji E tab rook tendered her a vote of thanka. Mra. . N. Withneil and daughter art home after a month' abaence In the east. Mla Walbrldgc. rainier at the Paxton hotel, who baa been vtaltln- relatives In Pennsylvania, baa re sumed her duties. County Clerk II. T. Leavitt treated about fifteen newsboya to dinner at Pelconera hall, where the Tenth Street mlasion women are eervlng meals In rdrr to raise funda to pay oft Ita debit. I. H. pierce, superintendent of the county poor farm, finished threshing the aeaeon'a grain. The yield was 433 bushels cf wht and 435 bushela of oats, the wheat averaging eighteen and the oats thirty-ftve bushela per acre. The appropriation sheet of the county board ahows 1ht the charge for the telephone at tht poor farm It I a month. A ond choir of St. Phllomena'a, with a member rhlu. of twnly-P.ve. Is preparing to produce DUki'a, harming operetta. "The Ureas Ketwartal." under tho UdrrhU of Mlu Fannie Arnold. Long: Ballot Absurdities. Our good friends who manifest sispirlon that the agitation for a abort ballot Is a reac tionary movement may reassure themselves If (he character of the support back of the demand counts. The National Short Ballot organisation numbers among its active members, and on Its official roster, prominent men In all political parties, Including the president of the United 8tates. who, however, enlisted for the abort bal lot while he was still president of Princeton, and before he was known to harbor political ambi tions. And here comes the Springfield Repub lican, the acknowledged leader of advanced thought In New England, and a newspaper of exceptional breadth and Independence of view, with the suggestion that the short ballot is a necessary complement to pending changes in political methods and processes suggestion it voices In these words: In diminishing the control of nominations by party brganlaations, ought not the state to diminish alao the number of nominations to be made anil the frequency with which they must be made? Aa affirmative answer to that question would mean the ahortenlng of the ballot by reducing the number of elective officers and the substitution of biennial for annual olectlona. The primary system of direct rom Inatlona will work beat If there are few candltates to be nominated. The "short ballot" liaa already won popular approval In New York state and It will be adopted by the coming state constitutional conven tion. The state ticket annually chosen In Maaaachu. Setts la too long. Ilka that of New York, and the shortening of It would go far to Insure the perma nent success of the direct nomination eytm. By adopting blennlsl elections. Ma'aachtiaMla wouH re lieve a burden upon the voters that Is entirely need lees In itself, for It Is absurd to aaume that demo--racy la really sacrificed by having offlrlala aerve two years Instead of one. The only argument that la being seriously urged against the short ballot Is that it weakens popular rule by converting elective Into ap pointive office, but ft Is Just as absurd to as sume that democracy Is really sacrificed by hav ing fewer officials elected, and responsibility more centered, as that It would be sacrificed, as the Republican ridicules, by electing state offi cials in Massachusetts to serve two years instead of one. If democracy were what the critics of the short ballot say It is, we would hare to make very person on the public payroll elective by popular vote, and not only that, but make their terms as short as possible so that wa could keep voting all the time. War and Winter Weather The Way to Get a Workhouie. Among the official announcements of the Commercial club Is that its legislative commit tee Is busy considering a bill to be submitted at the cbming Nebraska legislature for the estab lishment of a municipal workhouse. Now, The Bee has been, and Is, strongly In favor of a pub lic workhouse or work farm, preferably one In which city and county Join In the expense of construction and maintenance, but we are under the Impression that all the legislation needed for this purpose was enacted at the last session, and Is now on tba statute books. The measure we refer to may be found in the 1813.. session laws, being a bill sponsored by Senator Dodge of this county. This law, as may be readily ascertained by anyone who takes the troubla to read It, authorizes this county to vote bonds not exceeding 1100,000, to acquire by pur. chasa or condemnation the land necessary for a county farm and to erect a workhouse, or house of correction, on it, and provides for the super vision and management of tba institution. It alao empowers the county commissioners to en ter Into an agreement with any city of the metropolitan class, or of the first-class located In the county, to receive and keep In the work house, or bouse of correction, any person sen tenced to it by any court or magistrate in the cities. The point we wish to make Is this: That the last legislature was led to! believe It waa en acting a measure fully meeting our situation, yet having done nothing whatever to take ad vantage of It, to go back to the coming legisla ture with another bill for a municipal farm Is calculated to Impress the law-makers either that we do not know what we want or that. our de sires go no further than to have a law written on the statute books, and keep changing It every two years. If a workhouse Is wanted in Doug las county and we certainly need It let us vote the bonds, and get busy on the strength ot the authority already conferred by the legislature. The New Crop of lame Ducki. Our democratic friends had a good deal of fun at tho republicans' expense two years ago over the lame duck brigade, but "ne laughs best who laugba last," and some of these very same crippled birds of It 13 will be on band to cackle at the heglra of democrats when the next con gress convenes, while they watch the outgoing procession, led by such august figures as Talmer of Pennsylvania. Stanley of Kentucky, Mitchell ot Massachusetts. As a matter of fact, the re publicans gained seventy-four seats In the lower house, which, together with a few promotions to the senate, means the passing of one-third ot the twenty-one members of the appropriation committee, one-fourth of the Judiciary, one-third of the banking and currency, Including the four members ranking next to the chairman, and one third each ot the foreign affairs, Indian, Inter state commerce and public lands committees. Not In many biennial hunts hav such enormous quantities of game been bagged as this year. And, as we have intimated, the lameness of the old democratic ducks is all the more marked by reason ot the fact that so many of the old re publican ducks have flown back safely Into the coop. All prognostlcatora look for a steady revival of business, and they all look for the middle west to lead the procession. The moral is that very wide-awake manufacturer or bualoeas man win find it to his advantage to cultivate the trade of this section of the country where farm' product values are greater than ever and every farm product factory running full time. Our local democratic contemporary has It figured out that Governor Morehead would have been easily re-elected even over a candidate car rylng a fusion nomination of republicans and progressives. Perhaps but if he had been run ning against a etraight-out republican be would unquestionably have been beaten. From all the pictures of "Neptune's Daugh ter, we Infer there must have been aome very stunning-looking folks In the old man's day. tow Battlefield. A snowfall, accompanied by a storm of Mlziard pro portions, swept northern Europe a few days ego. her alding the npproac'.i of winter and hiding for the moment the earth acara of war. With millions of men battling for mastery In the east and The west, render ing a wint'T campaign a certainty, the characteristic of winter weather lt the regions convulfv. by war helps to an understanding of the hardships the sol diers must face. Prcf. frank Waldo, formerly con nrcted with the fnlted Rtatea weather bureau. telU In the Boston Transcript the tomperaturee usually prevalent In Ktirope and the BrltlHh Isles. On account of the warmer winds from the Atlantic than thoac likely to prevail Inland, Prof. Waldo eaya that the extreme cold will not, with tro ordinary winter weather, drop lower than 14 degree above tern, Fahrenheit, throughout the Prltlfh Isles and the North Pea region, i above throughout the region which may be called the western firing line at thla time, with vt rlatlons from S above to 4 below throughout centril Oermany. about 10 above In western France and Bel- I alum and anywhere from I to 22 below In western ' Kusrla, tho northeastern Baltic region, eaatern Aua j trla and the Carpathian belt Of course, these figures are arbitrary, aa even the mort correct averages of mean temperature extending over a period of several years have no relevancy 1o any particular winter and may be of little value aa a prediction for the coming; winter. There have been "hard" winters and "soft"' winters, open and closed, and not even the man of the gooae bone can do more then make c guess. It has been shown that In arduous winter campaigns, when well fed. warmly clad ant provided with good blankets, soldiers, .pioneers In frigid countrlea. Polar explorers. Alaakan gold huntere and any who dare the rigors of Boreas can speedily become accustomed to extreme cold and get on very comfortably. llaimld Frigidity. It la the knowledge of all who have had experience of cold temperatures that It Is humid frigidity that causes the most suffering. The North Dakotan, the Manltoban, or any from the far northwest thla aide of the Rockies, will not hesitate to declare that 40 Fahrenheit below sero In their country does not af fect them at all eo severely as temperature m a greet warmer In the east, when there I tilgh humid ity. Therefore, as the weather expert admits, much of the comfort or the privation of the armlea wtll de pend leas on the degrree of temperature than kind of cold, "dry' or "wet," bracing froety weather, or humid and penetrating. The extreme cold ot Napo leon'a devastating campaign, when the great general lost hundreds of thousands of soldiers, hurt far baa than the lack of clothing and blankets and above all of food. It wa a saying of hit own that "armlea march on their helllea," and In that terrible retreat from Moscow, when supplies failed him, his soldiers succumbed to the cold. It oan hardly be doubted that all of the armlea which will be in the field this winter will be well pro vided with food and clothing, and all the shelter that Is possible when not actually in .the trenches, The facilities for such vital supplies; are so far superior f to those of ar.y other war that there la no comparison. Railroads have been only to a alight extent torn up and as a usual thing have been quickly replaced when that occurred. Automobiles and motor trucks have to a great extent aupplanted horses for transporta tion of this light freightage from ateam roada for trlbutlon among the hundreds of thousands of men. Speaking with the true aplrlt of the "weather man" of the Importance ot a knowledge of the weather a day or two in advance. Prof. Waldo describee the thoroughness with which the weather maps of alt Europe have hitherto been prepared, and makes thu curious statement that aa nearly all the atmospheric; dlaturbancea producing the storms of northern and central Europe come from the west and vaeh tba British Islands and Francs before they reach Germany and the Baltic, shores and. still farther to the east, Russia, the interruption of the International exchange of weather knowledge prevent Oermany from receiv ing information in advance of storms approaching, from the west: so that the Germane will hav little) idea of the weather that may b expected, while France and Great Britain, being on the windward side, will be able to predict the weather about as well as they did before the war began, likewise, Russia, being In ' telegraphlo communication with France and England, will be able to forecast the weather nearly as welt aa before., thus leaving Ger many at a great disadvantage, aa compared with other nations In forecasting the weather from day to day. "This,", aaya the professor, "will be felt most In aero plane and marine operations." posalMe Sarnrlsea. Another curious suggestion Is that as the Russian armies progress toward the west during winter weather. If they do. they will be delighted to find Ui weather growing milder, while If, on the other hand, the Germans drive the Russians toward the east, the Teutons will find the temperature more and more bitter Tor them. Alao In the matter of the western armies, the farther west the Germane penetrate the milder the temperature will be for them, while If thu allies forge very far eastward they will meet tempera tures to which they nre not acclimated. All thia, of course, will be to aome extent discounted tf the winter be generally mild throughout Europe. In which case operations would be doubtless Impeded more by cold rains and deep mlr than they would be by dry cold and roada and fields f rosea firm enough to support heavy artillery. Another point made by Prof. Waldo, which prob ably haa not occurred to the maae eves ef welkin formed persona, 1 that In latitude where there will probably be most fighting the night will be' very long and the days vary short Of course, everyone knows that on account of the axial Inclination of th earth toward the eun In winter months the farther on goes north the shorter the days and the longer the nights. Few realise without critically scanning the map of the world that Madrid In Spain Is no far ther south than Philadelphia; that Vienna la almost oa the same parallel of latitude as Quebec; the paral lel of London running through southern Labrador; Paris being aa tar r.orth as New Poundland; Berlin corresponding with th middle of Labrador, while tine drawn weat from Petrograd (net 6L. Petersburg) would paia through the center of Hudson bay. These comparlsona will readily convey the knowl edge that latitude where most of the fighting Is to happen are far north ot Pittsburgh, and that the win. tar daya will be correspondingly shorter Than here and the nights longer. In most of the region of mili tary operations the day for several months will be only about one-fourth as long as the night and thin, regardless of th weather, mutt seriously Impede mili tary movementa. People and Events Taking reports at face valu. It la clear that tht Turk haa atruck his guarded tent and la energetical) skirmishing for bear meat. W are going some, and in the right direction. Hlx thousand Idle men were put to work in the ateol mills at Gary. Ind., last Monday. Another man who lost 11.000 In a sure-thing horse race has turned up In St. Louis. The victim can read newspapers, but hla thinking machine haa loot lta clutch. "Our guess. says the Houston Post, "la that the Iowa lady who. Is the mother of fifteen children, all of whom are under U years of age, haa never been discovered la a suffrage meeting." A factory girl in Bt Loula killed herself because ah eould not dance. A society gtrl in New York dropped dead becauae ahe danced too much. Th woes of th world are thu balance. A survey of five months' trial of the euwenlo mar riage law In Wisconsin shows a decreaae of 1.U4 mar rtagea. eomrared with the corresponding months of last year. The decrease U more apparent than real, however. Hundred of couples opposed to the physical ttat requirement traveled outside cf toe alat to wJ, and quite a percentage mad common law merriagee. Rebellion Is spreading among th women teachers of New York against the rule of tb Board of Edu cation dismissing teacher guilty of motherhood. . At a recent meeting or 400 Indignant teachers. Mlsa Orc Htrachan, district superintendent cf schools, was biased and jeered by the audience for defending the rul. But th latter held her ground and had the last word. The teachers propoee to as, the legislature tor relief. .. . 4 iiiin-uaatlnaT tor I'rnsjibitlO'-. OMAHA. Nov. ai.-To the fcdltor of The Bee: 1 notice in 11 r. iieyer's nccnt con tribution to your columns, reference to the subject of compensating liquor dealers who have been voted or legislated out ot business through prohibition, and wish to say Ibat a start In that dliection haa al ready bcr-n made by the city of r-acra-mento, Oal. A frlrnd haa rent me a ncwa paper clipping which read?, in part, aa follow; Tb bacramento ordinance, pasaed nt-M., ,y two ytar aco, ruvined tna.1 M per cent of the money collected from sa loon llcenren should be paid Into a sa.oo reduction tunrt. When enough money ac cumplated In tola fund a commission was empowered to select some one of the BOH ea.oons in the city and to close It upon pamcnt to the ownera of a fair appraised value of the property. This waa done,, of course, with the Idea of reducing the number of saloons In Sacramento from SCO to 100. The Re view thlnka that Vn saloons Is not too many for the city of Sacramento, saloons being Just depots of dlstr bution existing for tli convenience of the public, the eame aa grocery atores. However, that la not the question under dlscufelon Juat now The saloon of Bettenrourt Soto, at riS'i I- street, was selected the other day hv the commlsMlon under this ordinance. The arpralfera found that a fair value for tie buslnras was M,"0. and the city now Is In the process of naytnr sum out of the reduction fund to Bettencourt & Poto. whereupon the saloon will be closed. H seems lo me that thla la a step In the direction of solving the problem of compensation presented by " Mr. Meyer. The Baeramento ordinance, whllo imper fect would remove from prohibition much of Its mjuetlc and would leav a ques tion only of whether th public wishes to deprive Itself ef Ra privilege ot using and purchasing alcoholic beverages. . , C. 9. LIVER. A BrHUh War Belief Appeal. NEW TORK. TTov. .-To the Editor of Hie Be: A letter has just been received from tr. H. Macdonald Pegge. the well known surgeon who la now In France in vestigating condttlona on behalf of the British War Relief Asaoclatlon. Inc. In thla letter he aaya: "What we need abov all la anesthetic." Owing to the acarcity of anesthetics, operations that occasion Indescribable agony hav dally to be performed without their aid. and to mitigate the awful suf fer ng this entalla the British War Relief Asaoclatlon, Inc., makes a confident ap peal to the liberality of every Britisher and sympathiser to contribute th sum of at least one ahlll'ng towards th pur cheee of chloroform and mtdlea! supplies. Every shilling sent In will reoctve a direct acknowledgment and all supplies will be purchased In thla country and shipped direct to Franc with th leaat possible delay. One ahiTllng will buy 1) grammes of chloroform. We have already cent five cases of chloroform to the American ambassador In Paris and funds are required to con tinue th good work. M. I MUIR, Chairman British War Relief Association, Inc., ICS East Thirtieth street. Aravnten fenr' Prohlblttoa. , OMAHA. Neh.. Nov. ,21 To the Editor of The B: The letter by on of your correspondents against prohibition' wa read with interest. It employs th usual arguments, and a few new ones. , Tour correspondent believes that we have a guaranteed right to purchase and sell liquor. Let me. ask. him another question. : If his son was becoming a mental and moral wreok from liquor, would he' speak to him about It? If a fatherly . lecture did not help ' would be want to prevent the boy from obtalnlig liquor. If It was In his power to do s-i? Would he listen to the young man's talk of "guaranteed rights"? All drinkers of liquors do not become drunkards, anJ not quit all the prohlbltlonista buy liquor behind -the prescription case of a drug gist. ... .. As for his argument "confiscation with out compensation," that is as old ss the hills.' If the liquor makers .and dealers of Nebraska, want to get out of the business let thetrr offer their so called rights and business to the pro hlbltlonista at coat. I will wager that the majority of people In th state would raise the money In ninety days. They don't want to tell out. The liquor interests have no special rights. - They have been granted the privilege by the people, to make or sell liquor, under certain restrictions within the nation and this state, but this wta done before the nation or. state beoame fully aware of th danger: If th people have the right to grant a privilege.' they have th right to revoke It A. W. BUIXlARD. Plasterers' side of th flettlenent. OMAHA, Nov. M.-To th Editor of Th Be: W noticed In The Bee. an arttole headed "Workmen Settle Their Strike en Fontenell Hotel." The article gave th bricklayers th credit of settling th strike for ua I want to say that the bricklayers had nothing whatever to do with th so called strike. In the first place there was merely a misunderstanding between th til setters and the plasterers as to the Jurisdiction of the line or plastering on all walls. There wa really net enough argument about it to have reached 4he public. However, w would aak that you publish this to refute th article wherein you gave the bricklayer th credit of settling thla strike for us. We are at work and will be. as far aa that quatioa Is concerned, until th plastering and tile setting la completed. We aak that you give ua thla writeup so all concerned ran be rightly Informed, and oblige the mem bers of the plasterer union ef Omaha. PLASTERER. fraper Tina for Tevaobers' M4lar. TEKAMAH. Neb., Nov. li-r-To the Editor of The Be: For the last half doaen years In Nebraska, I have been observing tb results of the times ot holding the Ptat Teachers' convention, and am firmly convinced the first week la November Is not the tint to hold It First by holding the meeting at thia time, there are necessarily two breaks la school work during November, which cannot help but work disastrously for tht schoola. About the time the work It well organised, we cloa school for three days for the association. A little later, the Thanksgiving vacation of two mora daya cornea, and school la closed again. For the good of the children w should change the mooting to the first three days ot Thanksgiving week. . Second. It will be far better for the teachers themselves. All peraona ac. qualnted with achool work know what It means to hav a break In the continuity of th work. It requires all the aklll of th most ex pert teachers to bold aome pupils In school, without any distracting Influ ence; but when school la closed for thla and that, their work la materially In creased. Every one of the teachers of Takemah school, of their own accord, hav eapreeeed their dissatisfaction witk the time of the a.ieoclatton meeting, and prefer only one vacation In the month of November. I Th chat a, e that the move to hold the I meeting tb first three days of Thanks- tlvlnf week originated with a few school ; bo-irds that wante 1 to cheat the teachers out of their pay for attending the associ ation. Is unjust. Teacher and superin tendents bcth county and city, have ex preased their wlah that the time of meet ing might be change. As 'a last resort. I feel that the Boards of Education ahould say no to the teach ers attending. ir they obstinately persist in fixing the time as it haa been for sev eral years past. Tho teachers are em ployed for the schools! and not In the Interests of a big association. They thould exist for the pupils alone, and when they cannot do so, then It Is time for their boards to let them go, and get ethers who appreciate their responsibility. A. H. DIXON. Superintendent of Schools. Rerolta at ftoelal Eqaallty Racea. OMAHA. Nov. 81. To the Editor of The Bee: Equality of nations Is the slogan only of those who have never come In actual contact with any other than their own race. When the world waa created the racea of men were placed on the earth, each In hla own allotted section, each with his own color separate and distinct. All aoula were created equal. One black man's eoul la on an equality with the .oui of a white man. but It is against all hu man instincts to say that two races can work together, live together and associate with one1 another wlta the freedom, and pleasure that each race finds among Its own. It Is abhorent to all the Instincts of nature to fore the contact. I have not the slightest doubt that If any one of the writers who are clamoring for the equality of the races were forced t work side by aide with one of the other color. It would be as obnoxious to them as It haa became to th ones who have been forced to accede t such conditions through political Influence. If It were the elster or daughter of the writers who were forced to submit to such a state, they would be the first to raise cry against It But it I someone else's sister and daughters, and so It gives an opportunity for them to expound a theory which oan never be practiced, which ought never to be, and which tradition holds never was meant to be. It Is re volting to all Instincts to think of social quality of the different colors. DAVID. Political Tips Down In old Missouri every one of tho fifteen constitutional and leg'slatlv ques tions put up to the voters at the recent election were beaten. Congressman William Kent of Califor nia, a distinguished Independent, Is one of the elect. Mr. Kent Isn't a stickler for party arflMntlons, but. there Ir never any secrecy as to Ms views on puldi-; questions In congress. Honor crowded upon James Wolcott Wadswoith, Jr., New York's youthful renator-elect. on election day. Besides his whooping majority for United State senator, the stork left a baby boy at his home. Jimmy It only 37 and headed up the hill. New York socialists buttress their con victions with the co'n. Twelve thousand of them crowded Madison Square Garden, paying 25 centa admission, to Jollify over the election of Meyer Ixmdon to congress In the Twelfth district A fifteen-minute cheer welcomed the new congressman. Mra. Harriet Taylor Treadwell of Chi cago denounces the Illinois law requiring men and woman voters to tell their ages when registering aa unjust, unnecessary and an Incentive to lying. She contends that It la enough for a voter to swear he or ahe Is "over 21 years of age," and urges the repeal of the statute. Among the sad notes Bounded by the ballot box is tho passing of Victor Mur doch of Kansas from congresa with tho close of hla present term. Mr. Murdock entered the race for the Kansas senator ship and came In third. It will be espe cially regrettable to see the aurora of Wichita go out as Uncle Jo Cannon waltxes to the center of the footlights. When that event Is staged next March the seen will be worth going mile to see. BEDELL. How many suitors aeek the prlxe That sparkles from Bedella's eyes? How many victims share the trance ihat flathea from Bedel la's glance? hundred swains can pledge their hearts, hearts, That for their wounds, they blame those dart. A sephyr from a perfumed aky, Deacribea Bedelia passing by. In silken garments flaah'd with green. Bedoila looks the charming queen; And calfey youths demurely sing, I wish I were Bedella'g king. In walta or tango, f ac to face, Bedclla look a dream of grace. In two-step, or In tete-a-lee, She spina her partners off their feet, And make them Jong for alcove rest To heave the question from their breast. If courage fall, they aeek her home. To pop the question In th gleam; And In ber parlor meekly wait To hear how fortune seals their fate. But all at once the air grows blue. While Papa toota bla forty-two. Omaha. CM- LAUGHING OAS. Mra. Gray The window In my hall has Eta ned glass in It. Mrs. Green Too bad! Can't you find anything that'll take the stains out? Boston Transcript "Yes, at a time ltke thia the country ex pects every man to do h a duty." "I know. ' And those who can't do their duty are expected to atay home and pay enough taxes to keep the duty-doers on th Job." Cleveland , Plain Dealer. "They say that that young rounder flpendltt ha committed suicide." "Tea The doctor Bays he swallowed enough poison to kill firty men." "Just like him! Extravagant to th last." Boston Transcript. "Doctor, do you believe In people taking vacations?" "Considering the practice It brings me. I ahould be an ingrate to decry the cus tom" Louisville Courier-Journal. "What a fuss that youngster makea about hla attire?" "Well, when a young fellow la In his salad daya, yoo mustn't blam him for being particular about his dressing." Chicago Post. Lawyer (fiercely) Are you telling the truth? Badgered Witness (wearily) As much of It as you will let me. Detroit Free Press. Dyer Hlgbee wa on of the beat men that ever lived. Ryer How do- vou know? Dyer I married hla widow. Town Topics. "Tour constituents didn't stand by you," said th sympathetic friend, "Yes, they did," replied Senator Sor ghum. "That waa the exasperating part ot It. They stood right alongside of me and didn't seem to care what happened to m." Washington Star. Dress in Comfort You need a food, warm room to shave and dress in. A Per fection Smokeless Oil Heater will warm any ordinary room in a few minutes. 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