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THE. OMAHA DAILY BEE
FOUNDED RT EDWARD ROSKWATKR.
VICTOR ROSEWATEK. EDITOR.
The Pee Publishing Company. Proprietor.
PTE BlTLDiyO. FARNAM AND PEVFNTEENTh!
' Fntrrrd at Omaha po$tcfflce aa second-clsss mstter.
T&KM3 OF SLHSHRIPTION.
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per month. per year.
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Kvenlnf without Sunday JSo 4.00
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enrt notlea of rhar.se of adrtriss or complaint of
trrriularity la delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation
Department.
REMITTANCE.
' Bamtt fc draft, esprese or postsi ordar. Only two
' rent stamps re-eive1 In payment of email ae
counta I'ernonal cheeks, except on Omaha and tsstsrn
! txchanke. not accepted.
offices.
Omaha-Tne Bee TRullrilna
Booth Omaha 2711 N street.
Council Bluffs M North Main street.
Lincoln LHlle Building.
Chlcaro-Wil Hearst Bullillnr
New York-Room II, m Fifth avenue,
"t. IiHe -503 New t'snk of Cnmmrf.
Wsshlncton 73R Fourteenth St., N. W.
CORRKPPONDENCE3.
Addreaa rommunlratlona retstlne to n and edi
torial matter to Omaha Dec, Editorial Department.
HEITEMBEIl CIHCXLATIOX.
56,519
State of Nehrar.ka. County of Douglas, ss
Dwight Williams, circulation manager of Tha Baa
Publishing company, btlna duly aworn. aya that
tha average dally circulation for the month of Sep
tember. 1X14, whh .81t
DWKJIIT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager.
Subscribed In my preaence and aworn to before
me, thla 2d ay of October. 1!M.
ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Publlo.
Bubecrttors leaving tne city temporarily
lioold hare Ttie lice mailed to thaw. Art.
dress will l changed aa oltcn as relocated.
Today'! the day:
Now, Mr. Weather Man, have a heart.
The moving (iicture , melodrama Is obvioui
visualized.
It we muat have slates, let every one be hia
own slate-maker.
It the ballot were as short aa aome of tha
candidates, it would be all right.
Russia will now -bend every effort toward
gobbling Turkey before Thanksgiving day.
The Rockefeller Foundation has millions for
non-combatants, but not one cent for the war-rlors.
Sixty-nine new Carnegie hero prizes are
about to be distributed. Are you ready for
yours!
If all newspapers were to become as pessi
mistic as some of their readers, we wonder what
would happen.
Man's Inhumanity to man Is proverbial, but
there must alto be aome such thing as woman's
Inhumanity to woman.
Better egln to vote early, or you may not
, get tq the bottom of that eight and one-half
foot ticket before night. '
That 150,000 jail, feeding graft which the
; democratic sheriff tried so hard to put across
smells Just as rank, by any other name.
The chances are that Corneor does not real
lie that ho la Just the cat's-paw candidate for
the brlbe-gtvera and Jail feeding grafters.
A late dispatch describing Turkish move
ments brings "The Streets of Cairo" onto the
stage. Now for some of that funny wiggling.
.The fatal Hallowe'en prank In Council Bluffs
will "pot. however, servo sufficiently to warn
youths agatnsTyuch idiotic capors in the future.
Is It not about time to resume debate of
the q.ueston whether or not tho old liberty bell
shall be allowed to go to the Ban Francisco ex po
sit tonf?' '
" Billy "Sunday haa Just closed bis meeting In
Kunaa .CUy Houston' rot. ;
g Wake, up. That was. Denver "UM" Just
closed In. ' The noise heard lu Kansas City was
the 'renin of the'nsw depot. ' -
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' '.A while ago we propounded the question:
'Where Is that bid-fashioned boy with red hair
and freckled ftwet" Here Is a want ad from a
New York' paper: "Wanted Boy for office;
. must be freckled-faced and red-haired."
Well, well, well! At the fifty-second min
ute after the eleventh hour, the World-Herald
discovers it Is against university consolidation.
In other words, Its guess Is that the real estate
speculators and boardinghouse keepers will win.
Progressive policy that.
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Remember . the profuse promises made by
that promising young candidate, "Kid" Mc
Shane, when he buncoed the people Into elect
ing him sheriff three years ago. if his numer
ous promises then made bad been kept, Omaha
wonld have been a heaven on earth long ago,
and "Billy" Sunday would not give a thought
to wasting a moment of his time here.
The Home Fire Inaurance company article of In
corporation were filed In the county clerk's office with
Charles U Barber, Janus u Lovett. Alvln Saunders
and Thoraaa F. Gardiner aa Incorporators.
Miss Lucretla Burroughe. former resident of Omaha,
but recently of Bprlngfwld. Neb., haa returned to re
sume control of the Women's Christian Temperance
union dining rooms.
Cavanaug h, who so ably filled the poaltlon of pitcher
for the Union Pacific baJI team, left for Maryevtlle,
Cel.. where he will spend the winter with hia brother!
The total number of registered voters In Omaha la
S.7ul, and the Filth wart haa the biggest quota of any
of tha six ward.
M. Walther A Co., have Just opened at Sixteenth
and Capitol avenue a confectionery, bakery, frvlt.
cigars, oyster. Ice cream and lunch parlor.
Mine Ocnevive Ingereoll. who haa been studying
for the auge In New York City, le visiting In Omaha
aa the guest 6f Mr. Ueorge CatifMd.
Mla Rene Hamilton baa realgnee her poaJUua aa
pul lie sckoei teeveber.
The lhity of the Voter.
While we have been having the question vig
orously debated whether suffrage is a "right" or
a "privilege," no one denies that rosnesslon of
the suffrage carries with It the duty to exercise
It. From the (standpoint of the number of of
fices to be filled, and the number of Issues to be
voted on, the election today in Nebraska is the
most Important election ever held in this state.
For the first time we are voting under our new
biennial elections system, whereby we are to
choose, at a single rtroke, men to fill all the
offices formerly voted on In two separate and
successive annual elections. It is also the first
time we are choosing our Judges by a nonpar
tisan form of ballot. In addition, we have four
amendments to our fundamental law and three
Initiative and referendum measures to be ac
cepted or rejected by popular vote a greater
number, with one lone exception, than ever be
fore simultaneously submitted In this stale.
Proportionately, therefore, the tsk of the voter
is greater, and the duty to vote intelligently and
conscientiously all the more urgent.
Welcome to 8chool Teachers.
"Omaha Is once more honored with the enter
tainment of the annual convention of the State
Teachers' association, and we are sure we voice
the sentiment of all our people in savins that
It la an honor and a privilege we very much
covet and value. If the teachers desired, we
should be glad to have them come here every
year for their annual meeting. They will find
this year, as on previous ocr.ssions, the city's
latch key hanging on the outside of the door for
their full and free use.
The school teacher Is as Important a factor
in American life as tho school, which is organic.
We cannot make too much of the Institution and
happily the American people know Ibis and are
making more of it every year. Tbey fully realize
that education, like Oenera Grant said of the
Bible, is s sheet anchor of their lives, and that
education to do Its greatest work must be free
and popular. This freedom Involves, not only
the matter of admission and tuition to pupils,
bat separation from all sordid or contaminating
Influences with which soms are ever alert to
surround it. If there Is one department of our
public life end activities that should be immune
to cllquelsm, factionalism, spoils, politics, It Is
our system of popular education. And the
dominating influence of every such convention
as thts one should be unmistakably against It.
Right on Bee Lines
Well Being of Human Kind.
The Rockefeller foundation was wisely built
upon the broad basis of "promoting the well
being of human kind throughout the world"
without restriction as to the kind of misfortune
or misery to be relieved. It Is thus free from
technics! redtape'to pursue Its great mission
among the innocent and defenseless victims of
wsr abroad, a mission more majestic than words
can describe. By the same token, it serves to
emphasize the proper place of war in the econ
omy of human existence against the "well be
ing of human kind throughout the world."
This stupendous philanthropy about to be
launched for the relief of millions of hungry
non-combatants the estimate calls for $1,000.
000 a month for seven or eight months to avert
starvation Is & terrible sentence to pass upon
the nations st war. It Is another and a mon
strous reminder or the fact that they. ItiBtead of
promoting the well. being of humanity through
out the world, sre doing all they can to delay
and defeat It.
Americans must be proud of the part their
country Is playing In thla horrible drama. Wo
are not only officially the one great neutral
power, but the storehouse from which comes
food for the starving snd clothing for the naked.
There Is a democracy of sorrow in such s. situa
tion that ought to bind us still closer together
as dtliens and patriots, as friends and neigh
bors, snd help us to see the awful possibilities of
class feeling, of race hatred, or sordid selfish
ness or passion of any kind. In the millions of
the Rockefeller Foundation, the Individual gifts
borne by the ChrUtmas Ship and all other money
and means for relief sent from our country to
the non-combatants of Europe, we, have right
to clslm proof of a fay greater, power, a much
superior fores resident in our nation than dom
inates today any of the mighty monarchies v at
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Newman drove Reporter: The Omaha Bee favoia
the abolishment of the office of county coroner. Tha
contention Is that tha work of thla office ahould be
done hy the enerlff and county attorney, where it
properly belong. Come to think of it. theee officials
have more to do with coroner's canea than tha cor
oner does, when any kind of action la found neces
sary, so It appeara logical that they should have
full charge of such cases and get their Information
direct.
Trkamah Journal: The Omaha Bee haa given
over a portion of Ita space to woman suffrage litera
ture for the balance of the time until election. Th
Beo and Its editor have been the object of more or
leas unjust condemnation on many propoaltlona an1
we suppose it won't he given credit for this advanced
move. '
Aurora Advocate: The Omaha Bee atatea our po
sition mighty welf on the Ignoring of primary electlone
by the "pt-tltlon route" when it says: "Attorney Gen
eral Martin holds that although a candidate filing
for nomination subscribes to an oath that he will
'abide by the reault of the primary,' there la nothing
legally to prevent him from having his friends file
him afterwards by petition as a candidate for tha
aame office In the election. That may be law, but a
man who drawa cards In a g-entlemen'a game la ex
pected to play according to the rules or not at all."
Syracuse Journal The Omaha Bee places Syracuse
and Broken Bow In the front rank aa to liberality In
donating to the Christmas Ship for the destitute
among tha warring nations of Europe. We will find
room In our next Issue to publish what Tho Bee had
to ss:-.
Kearney Hub: The Omaha Bee favora the aboli
tion of the office of atate commissioner of publlo
lands and buildings, an office that haa become nearly
obsolete, "In the Interest of the ahort ballot." Posel
bly the office, which atlll exists under the constitu
tion, might he abolished In the Interest of publlo econ
omy, but the "Fhort ballot" Just for the sake of
ahortenlng tic ballot and giving the governor one
more appointive position to fill Is quite another thing.
Nebraska City Pre: One or two atate newspapers
took askance at the proposition to cut down the ballot
by reducing the number of elective offices, one, at
least, taking the view that the "short ballot" reform
meana more commissions and commission appoint
ments. The position la well taken, tf the proposed
law la not made strop enough. The Omaha Bee la
the pioneer in urging the "short ballot," and it Is
believed The Bee's Idea ia to make service and capa
bility a bar to removal from office by "political
winds." In other wards, tha civil service rules should
apply to any appointive office. By taking tne pontics
out of a Job In the atate houae or any county building
there would be no more Incentive for the holder of a
position to "Play peanut politics" than though he were
attached to a private enterprise. The "ahort ballot"
can be no worae than the situation at present, and It
won't coat a great deal to try It out at any rate.
Twice Told Tales
Omaha V Beauty Spots.
Some day our psopls will, come to realize
their Innate modesty, or whatever, they may
term their apparent failure to make more of the
many natural beauty 'spots surrounding the city
of Omaha. No one who takes time to ride out
through the suburbs, the parks snd adjacent
country, tf he has a particle of nature-love In
him, can help being impressed with the fact
that the Great Architect has created some
mighty pretty scenery for us right at our doors,
which we seem either not to appreciate or to
take in a very matter-of-fact way.
And these beauties appear never more at
tractive than In the autumn, which, really, is
an Ideal res son In Nebraska. Wander through
the forest hills of Florence, many of their little
pockets filled with coxy farm homes; or the
equally scenic heights overlooking the river on
the road to.Bellevue. or the Kairacres plateu,
the slopes of Fontenelle park, the quiet wood
lands of Miller park or Elmwood, to say nothing
of the parks nearer the heart of the city take
the time for such sights and then see If you do
not agree with us that we make too little of our
surroundings. We would' make more of them,
perhaps, If we would only do our duty better in
the matter of Improving roadways and boule
vards. This Is a work to which close attention
must be given without much delsy.
Tho ballot to be voted In Omaha at the im
pending election Is only eight and a half feet
long, and calls for some seventy erossmarks to
vote on each office and measure separately. Two
years hence, unless the short-ballot movement
naterlaiUea, it will require no leso than ninety
erossmarks. and at least a ten-foot strip of
psper.
A map showing the states that have enacted
workmen's compensation laws and the states
that have not yet toads any move In this direc
tion, shows which are the progressive and
which the backward sections of our country.
As would naturally be expected, the big block of
black territory consists of eleven democratic
states eomprlaed in the solid soath.
OtherwlM Oee spied. '
"Which way do the sympathies of your eltisens
lean, aa Indicated by their dlaouaalona of the Euro
pean war?" Inquired the man from the city.
"Can't say." replied the landlord of the Torpldvilie
Tavern, "for the reaaon that there'a been almost no
war talk going on here lately. You see, last week,
the representative of a well known eastern publish
ing house succeeded In short-changing the ticket seller
of a circus that visited us. and the ticket seller In
turn succeeded in getting away without subscribing
for tha valuable IJterary work which the agent was
bringing to the attention of the fw prominent citl
sens of each community 'who were of sufficient cul
ture to appreciate -it.' Naturally that furnlehed us
wltli enough to discuss and ponder over right hori
at home without bothering about such- nawa aa es
caped the censors In: some unpronounceable places
away off yonder." Kannae City Star.
Twi Apiece.
They are telling a story In Bwltaerland about what
would happen If the kalaer violated Bwiaa. as he has
already violated Belgian, neutrality.
The Kaiser, aa the story runs, was amased at a
Swiss drill, by the shooting of the Swltsers, who all
acored bull's-eyes.
"Wonderful shots!" said the kaiser to a Swiss gen
eral, "Wonderful shots!"
"And, wa have, your majesty, 100,000 such shots In
the Swiss army," the general answered.
"The kaiser laughed, and' In hia jovial,' swaggering
way, he said:
"But auppoae I invaded you with-MO.OOO soldiers?'
"In that case, your majesty," said the other, "wa
should each of us fire twice. Boston Transcript.
Argrameat Closed.
Jackson and Johnson are not now on speaking
terma. It all arose aa the result of an argument
which required aome mental calculation.
"I tell you." ssid Jackson, "that you are altogether
wrong In your conclusions." f
. . ' "Inrdon ine, but I am not.", replied Johnon.
"ldn't I go to school, stupid? almost roared hi
opponent.
'Yes," wss the calm reply, "and you cama back
stupid." Chicago Journal.
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People and Events
Aa a cemetery promoter the European war haa
the earthquake and the volcano "beaten to a fraxxle "
Just aa a Cleveland man waa about to become a
benedict one hour. In fact, before the wedding
officious policemen kidnaped him to Jail, for tha reaaon
that he had, with aaslstance of a doctor, pulled tWO
of good money put of tha street car company's treas
ury through tha medium of an old Injury garnished
aa new. The doctor got hia, too.
No more novel method of gold "mining" haa ever
com to light than that pursued at a deserted mining
camp near Wlckea Mont. It ia tha tvmalne of what
waa onoe a thriving village at the Gregory mine, and
tha aand used In plastering tha houeea cama from
punds rich In gold. Now the old cottage a are being
torn down and the plaster carefully amelted.
The bureau of weights and measures of New Tork
City rstlmatra that it saves tha people 110.000 a day
by rigid enforcement of the law for honvst weights.
Within a year 0,000 short weight acalea have been
confiscated end an equal number of crooked meaaurea
Besides the money savtd there has been a marked
Improvement In the buslnesa conscience through com
pulsion. A close analysis of the situation convinces the
comptroller of Cook county, Illinois, that an ordinary
cake of soap, in Its progress from tha maker to tha
county atore, la saluted and Inspected by fifteen men,
each marking time on the county payroll. Other goods
are likewise palmed on the trip. "Thla la wasteful
and Inefficient." obaervea tha official. A Judlctoualy
mild and respectful comment
According to the revelations of crooked butchers
In Louisville, dog meat as well aa horee meat siro
among tha dellcaclea served to unsophisticated cus
tomers In the Blue Grass metropolis. When small dogs
could be had they were readily sold for 'possums and
coons. For the moment tho appetite of tha people
for meat of any grade or quality wouldn't respond
to a bargain sale In a sold storage plant.
The Hd Cross relief ship, having completed Its
mlselon of mercy to war-torn Europe, haa returned
to New York with soma lively Incidents recorded In
Us log. When two days out a batch of stowaways or
ganised a raid on the commissary department and
put up a fierce fight for extra grub. Later a mean boy
ran amuck with a butcher knife, a hungry mechanic
caressed tha chef with a monkey wrench, and two cf
the englneroom force bounced belaying jilns on the
head of the mate. All things considered the voyage
waa more enlivening than a championship game of
ahuffleboard.
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Relates) Kewtrwllty Treaty.-
HASTINGS Neb.. Nov. J. -To the Edi
tor ef The Bee; Please Inform me which
German emperor algned that "scrap of
paper," guaranteeing tho neutrality of
Belgium. A few details In regard to
this would he highly appreciated by
many of your readers. INQUIRER.
Note: The Belgium neutrality treaty
waa signed in 1839 with lbs king of Prus
sia aa party to it, and reaffirmed again
by treaty In 1870. The German constitu
tion makea the king of Prussia aa such
emperor of Germany. The demand made
upon Belgium for free paasage of German
troops at the beginning of the war, with
promise of reimbursement If granted, but
not If refused, is regarded as recognition
by the present Imperial government of
the neutrality treaty, whose suspension
was proposed.
Take Away tne. I nslghtly ArrTS.
OMAHA, Nov. 1-To the Editor of The
Bee: I note your demand for removal
of the unsightly arch In front of the city
hall. Very good, keep it up until you
get It Sway from Ita present location.
A. W.
Oyerdalaar Hallowe'en Praaks.
OMAHA. Nov. S.-To the Editor of The
Bre: The account of the man shooting
a boy In Council Bluffs as the result of a
Hallowe'en prank reminds me of a
"prank" I aaw played or rather after It
was played at Forty-first street and
Lafayette avenue Saturday night. Half
a doaen boys, all old enough to know
better they ranged. I should suppose,
from 1J to IS years carefully procured
some good sized logs and laid them
across Lafayette avenue in such a way
a a to cause serious damage to any
vehicle whose driver might not see the
obstruction. Tt would have been very
easy, under certain clrcumatances, tt
have maimed or killed aome one. Tet. I
suppose, had any man seen the boys put
the logs there and taken It on himself
to reprove them he would have got into
all aorts of trouble for his pains. And,
no doubt, some grown-ups might have
taken the boys' side snd argued for an
unrestrained licensee "let the boys have
their fun on Hallowe'en night. Boya al
ways have and always will crlehraia
thla occasion." Many parents do not be
lieve in restraining their children on
Hallowe'en, -but the police can't patrol
the entire city on these nights: parents
could. If they would, help a lot. E. U D.
' Proarresslree aad Suffrage.
OMAHA, Nov. 2. To the Editor of The
Bee: In the antt-auffrage column ap
pearing In Tho Bee last week were some
statements strongly against suffrage by
Dr. W. O. Henry. While It Is none of
my business what Dr. Henry may think
personally about this thing. I wish on
behalf of the Progressive club of Doug
las county to emphatically deny that It
Is the sentiment of the club or party In
thla state. JAMES RICHARDSON,
Secretary Douglaa County Progressive
Club.
Wot a Minor Office.
OMAHA. Nev. x.-To the Editor of The
Bee: I notice some discussion as to the
length of the ballot at the ensuing elec
tion. Unfortunately thts would affect
what are commonly called the minor of
fices.' '
Among these are the offices of the 1us
tleae of the peace. Aa a matter of fact
there la po such thing as a minor office,
because all offices are of Importance to
the public, or a large proportion of the
public. Thla la especially true of the
Juatice of the peace. This office, being
by common acceptation considered a
minor office, la put at the bottom of the
ballot Thla Is just as important an of
flee as any other, if not more so, for
the reason that that la the common or
poor people's court. In which mattera are
litigated, although small in amount, are
ef great importance to the litigants.
As a general rule, people who have
cases In a court of the Juatice of the
peace are those who cannot afford ex
pensive litigation, therefore the law pro
vides that any one, hether ha be a law
yer or not, can conduct the case, makitvr
it necessary that men of known ability,
honesty and Integrity ahould be elected
to the office.
Another reaaon why the office of jua
tice of the peace la extremely Important
la that a great deal of litigation arises
In the first Instance in that court.
I dealre to call the atttcntion of the
voters to this Important office, so that
they may not fall to vote In spite of the
length of the ballot.
JOHN O. KUHN.
Deceptions ( Aatl-Conaolidatloalata
OMAHA. Oct Sl.-To the Editor of The
Bee: Should the vote favor university
consolidation it will be largely because
of the unfair campaign that haa been
waged by the Campus Extension com
mittee. The slogan "Shall we move the
university and waste tS.000.0OD" la a re
flection on the Intelligence of the voters
of Nebraska. It Is a matter of public
record that the land In the down town
campus. Including the oew athletic field
la inventoried by the regents at $221,80
and the buildings on the down town cam
pus. Including the temple, afe Inventoried
at S743.U1. making a total for the build
in ga and land of 99D6.Z31. And yet wa
are going to waste 13,000,000 If we eon
sol Mats on the farm.
After visiting other state universities,
and after a thorough Investigation of the
cost of consolidation on the farm, the
Board of Regents In a unanimous spe
cial report to the governor and the last
legislature stated that the amount re
quired for the present and growing needs
ef the university waa 12,500,000. That
amount waa fixed by the resident Lincoln
regents and yet the Campus committee
constantly states that thla requeat was
for over !6,000,00u-dellberate, wilful rnia
repreaentatlon. The campua committee well knows that
the regents hsve not the slightest desire
to add to the CO acre farm we already
have, and yet they are constantly 'atat
Ing that we Intend to buy &30 acres addi
tional. For wilful misrepresentation there haa
probably never been Issued anything equal
to tha arguntenta In the voters' pamphlet.
The very first page ahowa a eut of t'nl
veratty hail, underneath which It states
"University hail. Cost 115,000. Removal
means Its abandonment and waste."
The Campua committee well knows that
thla building haa bean condemned and
that it will be the flrat one to be torn
down In rase tha university remains en
the down town campua - it ia evidently
their Intent that the people shall be de
ceived Into believing that Vnlvarslty hall
la worth Ktt.OtiO and that it will be re
tained In caae the university remains
down town. Tha same In regard to other
buildings on the down town campua,
which they know will . not be retained
under any circumstances..
Tha spending of thousanda of dollars
ly tho committee In purchaein boiler
Tlste patent inides for country news
lapers Coes not deceive the pioplc. The
intelligent voter will Immediately aek
"Are they spending thla money for the
good of the people or for their own per
sonal pecuniary advantage?"
It la unfortunate that In a referendum
the parties whoso financial Interests are
affected are the only ones willing to
spend money to bring their argument be
fore the people, while the people s busi
ness, being everybody's business, is no
body's business, and goes hy default.
F. L. HALLER.
LINES TO A LAUGH.
"Do you think the Hon Bray Lewder
has snv show for being elected to the
legislature ?"
"Not unless he run under an alias."
Judge.
He This brand of champagne should be
called tha biograph.
he Why eo?
He Because after jou drink a pint of
It you begin to see moving pictures
Boston Transcript.
The Bergeant Look here, Iwfore you're
served out with your uniform you'd bet
ter nip down to the wash house and get
a bath.
The Recruit -Wot? I come 'ere to be a
soldier not a bloomln' mermaid! London
Opinion.
"There are two things that make me
hesitate about buying a farm." said the
city man.
"Whet are they?" Inquired the expert
performer In real estate.
"AH tha people I know who want to
buy farms don't know a thing about
umu-
with
farming, and all ni, '1
them have had a wncie im i' "-
IX. you tliltik Blinks will cer u
isle a lortuner . .
"Well. Ms store Is In a rrame v
and hia wife has conen.uptton J W
sro Insured heavily." - 1 biladc-lpm.
Ledger.
"What do you mean. Rafferty. by yin'
vour wife gave you the decoration of the
iron cross?" asked Mr. Dolan. lou re
talkln' foolish.- 4l ,rahrn.
i m not. rihe nit mo oyrr " '
a pair or tongs, v nnnnw
WITH US ONCE MOW
Topeka State Journal
Rah, Rah. Rah,
Zip, Boom. Bah,
old familiar sound.
Pee m wince,
Bring the splints.
Call the doctors round.
Mama's boy.
Pride and Joy.
Laid out in the fray;
Five rlba broke.
What a Joke,
Dandy work, Hurreyl
Kick their shins.
Break their chins,
Tie 'em in a knot
Beat 'em up, I
Eat cm up.
Draff 'em round a lot
Smash the line:
Gee That's fine.
(et no man escape.
Kill the ends,
Malte their friends
Put on yards of crepe.
i'o your worst.
Do it first;
There'a no law to fear.
Rah. Rah. Rah,
Zip. Boom, Bah,
Foot ball season's here.
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HOTEL
GOTHAM
7 Hotel oTrefTned
Gelegapeejocated id
Nrewlorks social centre'
Easily accessible to .
theatre and srrOppirKt
districts,
Single room with beihs 3fe5o
DcsJUe recess with baths 3 ife8?
Wetherbee V Wood
mmmiummmmmSSSSSSSBESSSBBBS
Fifth A tfnfVtTffh St.
NEW YORK. CITY
Cer or tVt
... flfe
aJWgsWtSlBsssa sj m
$1365
. . F. O. B. DtlroU. J
Touting Car tcuti bedan Top
JioadlUr with Coupe Top, $1S:5
F. O. B. Detroi'.
CtrtfthrAmttKaii fimy
CADILLAC CO. OF OMAHA
Distributors
SOS4-B6 ramam St. Omaha. 9Ts.
Hup Winter Tops a Hit
"Business is exceptionally good
for this season." said the manager
of the Cadillac Company of
Omaha, local Hupmobile dealer,
yesterday.
. "For one thing, the extraordi
nary value bf the new Hup' Is ap
parent at a glance. That makes
sales. . . .. ';
"Another big (actor is the de
tachable sedan top for the tour
ing car and the coupe top for the
roadster.
"Instead of building permanent
closed cars this year, the Hupmo
bile factory designed these de
tachable tops' giving the ' new
Hup owners what amounts to two
cars at practically the price of
one.
"These tops are well-built,
beautifully, finished inside, ana
perfectly weather-tight.
"They are going to keep more
Hups In commission all winter
than any other one thing possibly
could.
"Almost every buyer of a new
Hup orders one of these tops,
along with it. That's a sure sign
they are what the people want"
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IncliaxiLcVXicl Scilom I
385,000 Acres Segregated Coal and
Asphalt Lands in Eastern Oklahoma to
Be Sold at Auction Not. 16 to Dec 2
You do not have to take up your residence
on the land, which makes it a particularly good
proposition for the city man looking for an
investment. . .
Buyers have right to oil, gas and all other
minerals, except coal and asphalt.
Coal mines in the district have an annual
payroll of $8,000,000. Good markets' for all
farm products. Agricultural lands in this tract
will produce corn, cotton, potatoes, alfalfa and
all other farm and truck crops.
Lands appraised at from $1 to $25 per acre.
For full information, descriptive circulars and advice as to how
to get maps and other data from the Government concerning
these lands, address
J. S. McNALLY, Division Pataeaaws Agent
ROCK ISLAND 1JNU
1 323 Faraaaa Street Pbooe DowgUe 428
r write
L. M. ALLEN, Paaaenaer Traffic Manager
7 IS La Salle Sutym, Chicaao
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