'in; HfcK: UMA1IA. MONDAY. OCIUIifcK 'JH. 1914. THE. OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSKWATER, EDITOR. The Pee Publishing Company. Proprietor. r-y.n rcildino. farxah and seventeenth. Kntered at Omaha postofflre as second-claee matter. TEHM9 OF SUBSCRIPTION. Fy carrier By mall par month. per year. iially an, Sundaw ...... Mc t ' I'allv without t'lndy...., livening and Sun1y ev..... o Krenlng without Sunday......... k 4.00 Sunday Bee only e 2. Send notice of chanse of address or complaints of Irregularity In delivery te Omaha Pe, Circulation IVperUnent. RKM1TTANCB. Remit bv draft, fiprrii or postal order. Only two rent stamps received In payment of Smell ac count i'ersnnal checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha Tha Pw Ftulldina South Omaha 1 N street. Council Fluffs M North Main street, Lincoln Llttla Building. i'hk-as;o-m llrrt Building. New York Room lln. n Fifth avenue. St. Iiile MS New Hank of fommwr. Waehinrtnn 7 Fourteenth St., N. W. CORREHPONDENCB. n Address rommunleatlona relating' to turn Bad edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, .Editorial Department. SEFTEMBEK CIRCVLATIOX. 56,519 Stele of Nebraska. County of Douglas, aa. Owlght Williams, circulation nnKr of The Bea Publishing company, bring duly sworn, says that the average daily rirvulaUon tor the month of Sep tember 114, was M.ul. DWHsHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my preaenca and sworn to before me, thla 2d Cay of October, 11. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Publle, Subscribers lea Ting the cltj temporarily eboald have Ttie Be mailed to them. Ad dree will be changed aa often at requeoted. Don't know how It ia with other folks, but "Pctrograd" still Bounds a trifle queer to us. If the aim of rongreag was to set business free, as the president says, It must have missed Its aim. Jt may be that Jonah ia the chap who put the ale in whale. Some base ball magnates win all their pen nants during the winter months. One of the wonders revealed by the war Is the multiplicity of rlvera In Europe. "1''"aiaaBajaaMaBaaanMaB The little children of America who sent gifts to the little children ot Europe unwittingly aid the cause ot world peace In, no small way. . Those Mexicans might as well be good, for nothing they may now do will give them the limelight they enjoyed a little while ago. aawnammMaamjnmjaBBaaBmnmnnBBMaaBl Congress baa finally adjourned. It just had to close the book so the member could draw mileage for coming back again ia December. For the first time la sixteen years, Chicago v. packers are working night and day canning meat, hlch gives us an echo of Spanish-American war Speaking of the economies of war,' it took) Germany forty years to accumulate that $100, 000,000 Is the castle of Bpandau, and lees than forty days to spend It. It does not require newj legislation, for a workhouse for Omaha. The real thing needful la the money, which, when the time comes, will have to be raised by voting bonds. ! Th Stlance Weights. I Twelve weeks of uninterrupted fighting must bsve Impressed one and all that the opposing sides in the great European war are more evenly matched In number, discipline, equipment, re sources, and ell that goes to make up relative strength, than was at first supposed even by those on the intdde of current military affsirs. Advantages hsve been scored by both sides, and r till larger claims put forward, but while the Germans have had the best of It to the extent of carrying the fighting Into the enemy's ter ritory, the overwhelming preponderance that pushes all before it has not been displayed In either the western or eastern war arena only because of the combined resistance that ha been met with. This leads to the thought, what would have happened had the German-Austrian alli ance had the opportunity to comhet the present allies with any one of them missing. How long would France, Belgium, Russia and Servla have stood off the onslaught without the help of England? What could the others have done without RuHtla Even with England, what showing would the nations constituting the triple entente have made without the invalu able service rendered by little Belgium? If Italy had gone along whole-souled with its partners In the triple alliance, would the allies have succeeded as well as they have? It has been intimated that England might have stood apart until its entrance would furnish the de ciding factor, but that It Jumped In at once with the well-grounded fear that there would be noth ing to rescue If It waited longer. This specnlation would be Idle an relating only to steps which have been already taken and which cannot be. retraced, except as it bears upon future possibilities. The defection of any one of the allies would severely. If not irre medlally, upset, the balance, and If other coun tries are yet to Join in the fray, they may he the turning force as they ally themselves with greater strength with the Germans or with the'r enemies. ' Enforcing Treaties. Small reflection Is necessary to suggest the Importance of statutory reinforcement ot treaties safeguarding the rights and interests of aliens In this country. We have had too many unpleasant experiences with the deliberate vio lation of these treaties not to realize the wis dom ot the recommendation made by President Taft of the American Bar association In his annual address along thla line. "A statute of a dozen lines," says he, "would put It In the power of the president to institute Judicial proceedings, civil and criminal, .in courts of the United States, to punish a violation of the treaty rights of aliens and enable him to use the civil and military executive arm ot the government to protect against their threat ened Invasion." ' In reply to the possible criticism that this would invest the president with too much power, It might be said that it would he much more satisfactory than to permit sporadic demonstra tions against aliens Invariably calculated to embroil the entire nation In a dispute with n otherwise friendly power. On more than one occasion, It has taken rare diplomacy at Wash ington to avoid unpleasantness ell because of some Irresponsible mob with no more regard for the rights and safety of aliens or the domestic laws of their land than the international obliga tions securing protection to the cltliens or sub jects of other countries. The least the United States should do Is to surround the alien with every assurance of safety and fair treatment. Eight large conventions art already scheduled for Omaha for 1915, to say nothing of the dele gations that will be stopping' off here-on their w ay to the San Francisco exposition, g : u. jb In the meantime; thanks to an exceptionally and efficient teaching corps under thorough going supervision our. Omaha public schools are running right along maintaining their high standard ot Instruction. : The World-Herald is now undertaking a spirited defense of the jail feeding graft whlclC had it not been blocked, would rob the taxpay ers of upwards of $20.000 a year. Tiie World Herald has always had the faculty of ruining to the rescue of 'public thieves. Now that the war has brought no decisive re sults after two fierce months, except the daughter of hundreds of thousands of soldiers, with misery and desolation, everywhere, why would It not be a tine time to talk peace? Or has the language of peace been forgotten? . The university at Washington has expelled a bunch of students for "gross Immorality and diabolical' offenses." This has no reference to the University or Nebraska, but it' offers a good argument' for taking the university students from the temptations and surroundings of the down-town campus. l LJL" Registration In Omaha and South Omaha foreshadows a heavy vote at the coming election. This Is the natural eonsequence of our biennial election law for the first time applied, for, we are really having two elections in one, Regard less ot the complications of the long ballot, the larger the number ot candidates chasing votes, the bigger is the dragnet to get the voters out. f The great bicycle roe between W. J. Patterson l.t Tnntnln m .... 1 , . I . ... fit at Athlrlic Tark. The rik.- ... .... " - eiue, anj the UtlWuf on and off the frminde increaacd . I he euui dc-f D"l!n on the event lo fully tl.OOO. On the fuuith laD J oho eon It, it a. full mm t i j..- .- defect la hia aaddle, and tUa award Went to hit coni- Leiiukr, aima cna mat the whole thing waa fixed mid a lob. The beautiful new hune of xtr. K. SI. Phllllppa at . Oodgo etrect, la now practically completed, and Is described In deutl as one of tne moat palatial hi Ilia illy. U Croner. a yowia mau favorably knoaa in ,noLa, sone to Cblcase te start a commission IwUMC. J. J. Hi ba sud wife of JVrt Worth ara the guests ..f his lrwther-in-law. V. J. McShaue, on their way hvit:e ftoin eastern summer resorts. Mr Turn Msloy. Coim.-iiy of Omuha. uuw of ISult lt- City, s in - town . ;retlu his old t leads. ij H tVtcrsou. il South Truth street, wants (i M'li his stixk of lutiiinif, bouts and elio'-s. so he an k utv Irom IiiiiIikm. ml Bti awateOwttaats a txaaaty isaaealaittil. raasaae maiaia w swyaaaAttrlcs Saw estnaaasj isaia uliila AM WWsra awb- Petrce for Rejiiter of Deeds. No one questions the competency or ability ot the republican nominee for register ot deeds, Harry A. Tearce, to perform the responsible duties of the office in an efficient ; and satis factory manner. Mr. Pearce has been a resident of Omaha for many years, during which time he has made a host of friends, and as jury clerk for the last seven years, he has demonstrated his usefulness ss a public servant. The business transacted in the office of register ot deeds calls for fcUady painstaking industry and an accom modating spirit, all of which will be at the com mand of the public when Mr. Pearce has charge ot it. ; . Church and Labor The name, Charles Stelsle, is well known in labor and church circles the country over. For a number of years Mr. Btelzle had charge of the department of church and labor under the Board of Home Missions ot one of the great Protestant denominations. He was a familiar and highly respected figure on the, floor ot the American Federation ot Labor ss well ss leaser labor con ventions and religious assemblies. Hia Labor Temple In New York has been the haven for thousands of working men and women, where on Sundays he has met snd spoken to large crowds for many years. Trained as a machinist, he waa a labor man before he became a minister ot the gospel. He never lost his Interest in either. ' Then suddenly a little more than a year ago, Stelrle resigned this official position and stepped out into au unofficial field of work he had ere-. ated for himself. He was evidently growing ia favor with those with whom he worked. Cer tainly the need for such service did not cease. Why did he resign? From some protests find ing their way from the rank and file of church men into the columns of church papers, we gather that no churchman feels very comfort able under that question. A writer in The Con tinent, one of he strongest of church papers, intimates that Stelzle resigned because certain Urge employers within the church probably lib eral contributor were unfriendly to hia line of work. Which Is to say. that these men were Inimical to the maintenance by their church ot a department for labor. The Indictment ia far too grave for any church to reat under with complacency. When a policeman catches a cracksman ia the act of breaking a safe and save the owner from los. he usually gets thanks. If not a more tangible reward. The republican county com mUslonera McDonald. Best, Lynch and Harts kfpt the sheriff from .entering the treasury with hia Jall-feedlog Jimmy and extracting 000 of the taxpayers' money, ot which halt wo-Jld be pure graft, lo this caw-j the police man on hi to be eutilJ ateat to public thanks tertatuly not abu lasS e Re Cross Thawka. WASHINGTON, Ootober St fo the Editor of The Bee: Permit me to assure you. In bohelf of the Ametl'-an Red Cross, of our vary hearty appreciation of the editorial support yoii hae given us In our atruaale to afford soma majeure of relief to tha 4flareaed peoples In the. European war Tone, and to thank Jou particularly for your gonerooa editorial of October 2. The area test demand upon the reaourcea of R1 Cvoea orsanlMtlona throughout tha world since the adoption of tho Red Croaa treaty, or the treaty of Oeneva, m !S4, betas made today, and but for tha warm-hearted and (voluntary assist ance alven ua by the AnvsiV.sm press the American Red Cross would ba able to accomplish but IKUai Through tha publi cation of our appeals and sympathetic editorials, the American newspapers and magaslnea have made It possible for us to send abroad thtm far 172 surgeons and Red Crosa trained inirsee and vast quan tities of hospital and surgical supplies to be distributed Impartially among all the belligerents. While tt cost a lot of money to do Uila and much Buffering will ba ameliorated by our relief expedition, wa nevertheless feel that America's con tribution Is still email, and are hopeful that we may be of greater service. Any contributor to O'tr European war relief fund may designate the country m which ha desires hia donation used and his wish will ba followed. Wa not only are striving to aid in tha care of tha sick and wounded aoldler and sailors but to look to the wants of destitute women, children and other non combatants tinfortueately In tha war ravaged territory. Many thanks again for your highly val ued co-operation tn furthering tha ur gent humanitarian work tn Europe. AUSTIN CUNNINGHAM. Chief, Division of Information. Demaaae Casspalra Fssl Pabllelly. OMAHA, Oct N.-To the Editor of The Bee: Two organisations of somewhat unoertaln Identity are spending consid erable puma of money In the campaign on two pending costltutlonal amendments. I refer to the antl-auffrege organisation and tha organization at Llnooln opposed to university removal. These organiza tions fall clearly within the purrlew of the corrupt practices act, and era legally bound to file a statement of the moneys reserved and expended prior to tha elec tion. Moreover, they are bound to file a atatemeot of the names and contribu tions' of Individual contributors . et amounts In excess of - ' The law requires this information and the puhllo Interest demanda that It be filed. Turn on the light and let tha peo ple know who ara fumbblng the sinews ef war h the two an, fights. FRANK G. ODELU Mara Asset Swaar. GRAND ISLAND, Neb.. Oct. M.-To the Editor of The Bee: In your Bee of Fri day I read an article "About Sugar," written by one D. C John. Mr. John, In the first place, Is evidently more familiar with boll weevil and ootton than he la with the sugar beat Who ever heard of sugar beats being attacked by the boll weevil f Again, Germany It not the only coun try producing sugar that Is artecled by tha European war. What about France, England. Austria, all augar (beat) produo lng countries, and then Russia, which In one of tho greatest raw augar producing countries In the world? In bis third pars graph ha wtetea that . tha tropica can produce a better and cheaper augar thaa can be produced from beets. The tropica. In soma eaaes, may be able te produce a cheaper sugar, but a better augar never lias been produced. Furthermore, never will be with the fa cilities that so to make up the augar house control, whether . cans or beet, throughout the world. I wonder where Mr. John gats the happy thought that with free sugar wa will be able to buy it for 1 cents per poand, re tall? lie had better not give any infor mation like that to any of the refiners. For bis Interest I will state and be backed by an sugar manufacturer tn tha world, whether cane or beat that . 1. Beat Bugar la absolutely identical with cane augar. . . It will mke Jelly, preserves, cakes, cajidy or do anything that any sugar a Refined sugar whether made from cane, beets, corn, maple sap or any other product la tha same chemically and physically. 4. It la Impossible to distinguish be tween refined beet and refined, cane augurs. Chemists cannot do it. . Housewives throughout tha land often attribute their failures In putting! up preserves, to the use of beet sugar. They have tha aame trouble when caae au&ar Is used. a. In Europe nothing but the beet sugar la used, still they have all Und of pre. serves; in tact. England, where beet and rana eiigsra ara used without preference. Is noted for these products. 7. One-naif of the world's augur pro duction ia beet wnr and no human being war science can distinguish a difference. Po not be misled. Mr. John, "When Sugar Is Sugar. It'a Sugar." WILL H. SNTDER. JR. Political Tips New Tork City Job hunters ara dusud by tha discovery that a tHVM) a year Job has been vacant since July and tbey did not knew It. The Pennsylvania luduattlal couuuls aloa la advocating the paaeaga of a bill regulating the hours and working coa dttiona of Qooke, aursaa, malda and other oeneettc servants. It Is proposed that they ahall work only eight hours a day. Reports from the political firing llaea In thla country admit a great shortage of the ainewe of war. with little pros pect of getting enougn to bay eorumou black powder. WillU-9 P. MoComba, chairman of the democratic uutlonel com mittee, bag made an appeal for help. At last accounts the response was painfully meagre. la bis awing along the campalsu route la New Tork. Colonel Roosevelt delicately Intimated that Colouel tulaer smothered tha ataa ef his campaign expenses lu a deluge of words. VS hereupon Colonel Sul aer invited Colonel RooaeveU te oor.ie Out In the ooeo. show the amount ef hia campaign expenses and where they cams fiom and lie (Sulser) will present at tha I same ti:i.e aa itemised suiemeot of his I enpvnsrs. So tar h l'c hasn't found ar.y subetauce In the isloitc of the 1 ek)li.-'s England's Huge Resources Wall Steeet Journal. Heeelalloes af the War. The glg.intlc rca li of ti,e financial arm ef the British government as put forth In the present war Is IIHIe comprehended on thle aide, it Inde-d. tt rs as yet fully appreciated In Europe or England Itself. The Lloyd-Oeorg fotind the convmTce of the world aiidd-nly paralysed he summoned the beet financial talent thM could be found, sn-1 without re gard to politics or party. Ha took for bis advisers Austin Chamberlain of the opposition, or conservative' party, and formerly chanoellor of the exchequer; Lorl St. Aldwyn. another ex-chancellor of the exchequer; Lord Rending, the preeent lord chief Justice, and Sir Geoiite PaUh of tha London Statist. Thon he aald to the city men, the bankers cf Lon don: "What la needed, that commercial acceptances and discounts may proceed with regularity?" Tha bankers aald: "We are the endorsers or ac ceptors on hundreds of millions of commercial bills, all of which we believed to be good wh-n they wma accepted by us, but many of them are secured by goods In Germany, or are based on goods In Germon bottoms or to German ports. How can we afford to write new business for commerce? We muet pro tect our names on the outstanding paper, and have now no capital for new eommltmenta." Lloyd-George said: "If the Bank of England, backed by the British government. Insures yon against all losses on acceptances made prior to the w-ar declaration, would you go ahead and give futl credit to commerce In the usual way 7" They responded that they certainly would. , It waa promptly arranged that notice of all MPs desiring such Insurance should be (teen to the bank. Twa Billies Aeeestaaeea. Press dispatches at thst time not-d tha long Una of bank clerks with their discount bills at the bank and the long after hcura of work at that institution, but tt waa never to'd what the Bank o, England and the British government assumed at tlme In ad dition to promptly discounting more man lS0o,00,0rt bills offered tha bank. Commercial acceptances with London endorsements outstanding at that time are believed to have been f400.00S.O04 sterling or 12.000,000,009, a sum twice the national debt of the United Statee.- Of this It was estimated that 40. 000. W0 to S4XO0O.00O pounds, or a aum approaching one-quarter ot tha United Statee national debt were acceptonces for Ger many and Austria. But the bank and the government Insured endorsed commercial acceptances rated good as of August 4. whether from Itouth America, or the United States, and whether for Austria or Germany all alike. The Interest charge was 2 per ceot over the bank rate. Of course, for a large part of theae acceptances no Insurance or financial assistance was necessary, but It Is believed that $300.ono,oe or $400,000,000 will be slow of collection, and a large part may be carried for some time after the war. The Joint stock banka agreed to extend full credit to poet moratorium Mile, or new acceptances, and tt was also agreed that poet moratorium bills shou'd have prior claim over p re-moratorium bills. Later It was announced that all endorsers on ac ceptances except the original acceptor should be re leased on pre-moratortum bills tha government tak ing their place as endorser or Insurer. Only the drawer and the first acceptor on such bills will now be held liable. But bankers' bills or bills drawn against securities do not stand In this category. These are regarded a bankers' international balances, which must be met. . It Is, however, proposed to extend the same assist ance to the London Stock exchange loans as has been extended to commercial acceptancee. It Is estimated that there are about M.00.00,noa sterling or H00.009.000 Joaned by the London Joint stock banks snd "Others on stock exchange securities, Salldavlty af the Empire. The breadth and grasp ot auvii a policy on . the part of Great Britain In protection ot all Its vested -financial and commercial Interests at a time when It Is raising an army of a million and possibly tOOMitt men, protecting Commerce on every ocean, highway, and standing firm that Germany shall pay every dollar of Indemnity to Belgium for Its military trampling upon that "strap ef paper," Is in America well-nigh tncompt ehenslbte. Tat Jt means that the British empire s Industrially, commercially, financially and socially knit together; but only hi honor, and not by military force. The spirit of England today says. "Better that the British empire sink In the seas than that Prussian militarism be permitted to wipe out nations at will." The Bank of England hsa added (100,000,000 to It gold In the first three months of the war. and has today every one of Its bank notes outstanding covered by gold In the bank, and la helping to cover the i:2,O00,OW treasury nots which were leswed In ' 1 pound and 10 shilling pieces, and it proposes to keep there covered with the gold snd to stand firm on its gnld basis. People and Events In reference lo the report that Mexico "Is shipping 17.0(0 Jackasses to Europe," It ia explained that the shipment Is limited to the four-footed variety. King Cotton and Kins Corn divide considerab1 high class publicity theae days. Old King Wheat Is not saying much, but Is doing a .tine line of business Just the same. Business boosters ara multiplying aad working overtime In spots. Exports from tha port of Nsw Tork are now running ii per cent ahead of the same time last year. Despite America's earnest efforts to preserve neutrality a grave prospect menace the nation's peace. Mother Pankhurst and her daughter threaten to Invade the country. . . , A ebtptneut of America Idle base ball umpires u the ball fields of northern France might hasten a decision on the Alane. Forty days et ball tossing without a score Is too much. Mayor jCurlry'a free public market la Boston la said to be the. loneaomest affair tn tha Hub. The producer aad consumer are not getting together there because the middleman with cash in hand beats ths consumer to the producer. Mm. Thebes, the French aeeres, fell down oa her last prediction, due October 14. but site has pushed the date ever Into November and saved her face. Ooosebone prophets of a mild winter may utilise the tip should they accidentally tumble Into a snowbank. Back In Oeruiantown. Fa., a barnstorming acta;' with a working knowledge ef German delivered Me l tries in tha language of tha fatherland and not only "brought down the house." but won aa immediate advance of salary of from xg.n to $10 a week. War, eccaaioaally develops a bright side. The late Oliver H. Lyford of Chicago, , fornverly general manager of the Otikaeo tc. Eastern Illinois railroad. In bis day ranked near the top of American railroad ' plnneera Away back In 114 tie was a watchman On the old Boston A Lowell railroad. He died at the ege of l. With the permission of congie.s lbs southern com mercial roagresa la to erect a memorial to tha lutn itrnator John Tyler Morgan of Alabama at Balboa ea the canal sons, fens tor xlorsau was a pioneer advocate of canal construction by the government, and delivered numberless speeches In favor ef the S'lcaraugua route la preference lo Panama. Buffalo club women have asked tha school au thorities for pemiUwion to use the high and grammar sraool buildings equipped witli assembly hulls for municipal dame eoctala, to be conducted under tb supervision of the superintendent of eight schools. As tha latter is oa tha rbeumatie aide of fifty the au thorities doubt his ability aa a tsrpsichorean leader, and have hung up the request pending an lnvettl gatioa. Your Lncla iuue la disposed to iacreaae Bar um'a estimate ef the sucker crop, bat is toe busy pirn-blag lbs fleecers to go tnte figure a Just new ha la busy at rreeport. 111., prosecuting a bogus minister and his wife wbe used tha mails te circulate a bale of "holy handkerchiefs" at 04 eacb, warranted ta t me all the Ills of the flesh, RaspeU for ntenUul lot buls giving the site cf the pile of money wigwagged te the "ploui ' pair f the holy naedkercfclrf. Editorial Shrapnel Chicsgo Heiald: Colour) Roosevelt la not tl.e only one who Is putting a ne river on the map. In Europe they are putting rivers of blood on It. Washington Tot: After learning that a baggage smasher lias been shot by a loaded revolver pecked In a trunk not a few travelers will be seized wtth a desire to shake old Nenreeeie by the hand. Cleveland Pis in Desler: This nation's net debt la il.efl.TS2.07i. Well, anyway, j let'a be thankful the consumption of gun-por-der Isn't raising It at the rate of $.,0(ift,r) per diem. Indianapolis News: From the example of Colonel Watterton' visit to the White Hours, the European belligerents should be able to realize that peace la not really so hard to attain, when a. alwere i llort is msle. Paltimore American: A remsrksl'le ex ample of the heroism of the wnr is the offer cf Japanese women divers to search for and cbar away mines. Coming n the offer does from a source least sus pected of action. It shows what a hold the tremendous conflict hsa token on all conditions and elates. Philadelphia Record: Mr. Toskuni, Iden lifted withtlie Rock Island road, who fa vors a sort of partnership or co-operative, p.'oflt-eharlng arrangement between the government and the railroads, may reflect at hia leisure that the sort of financiering be end his associates have been Idnl1f1ed with has done Immeasurably more than si! the speeches and writings of socialists to promote the government ownership ot railroads, and of Industries and b"j!ncfs generally. Odd Bits of Life The honeymoon of Mls Kathleen Mc Brlde of St Louie, wedded to Lacy Marlon Lone, last Ttiedy. wis hand somely decorated with checks for t7B.0W from the bride's parents. Coming down from Jlnror Lake, near Rockland, Me., the other day. Ernest C. Pavls shot two partrUgc, from hl, auto mobile, holding the gun In one'hand and driving the automobile with the other. Three good laughs an hour and three square meats and t!:ree hotira' work out doors every day Is the recipe given by Mrs. Thomas Bennett of Brooklyn, N. T.. for living aa she han dane to the age of 102 In the full enjoyment of her faculttee. It required almost a special train to move the family and belongings of Man uel Nunea from Mayfield to Dixon, Cal. Besides a pessenier car for tila wife and seventeen children there were ten car loads of cattle and two of personal prop erty. A New Tork man, earning tt a week, accused by his wife of having an af finity, lias been dismissed by the (court with the Judicial observation that any man who .can support a wife and so affinity on that sura may yet be able to solve the high coat of living. Wfcen an old peach tree was cut down in the yard of J. Edward Reed of Lob Angeles, a diamond ring was found In the Mat of some blackbirds. It was Mrs. Reed s engagement ring end wa con sidered stolen about two years ago, when ahe bad placed it on a window ledge, from which it wan takert by a blackbird. Apple toddy,- the renowned elixir of Plow Jarsey, this year surpasses lbs record eat a thriller. An enthusiast thus pictures the power erf the confection! " The magnetic thrill of an apple toddy tarts atf your finger tips and keeps on going until it makes your toes tingle and then starts on the return trip, gath ering In volume a It travels till It en velopes your world In a sunburst of Joy." MIRTH FOR MOMMY. 'Hubby, can yc i r".v ne h. k ii,t lar you hnttov'l from n.r " "But. n y rieai." lie ir nejt-d, J have e'tearjy It h U tr(. . fure . o'l don't enet tt ean'n." "0l, ell litht. if yn'i rr .. Mean s all that. ' .ouisvjlle t'on .rr-.lournsl. 'What rxwawrl yo.i Jane, to ss what you rild to Mr. smith wnen he touk you out?" "What do you mean?" "Von asked him if be did not en.v r the sight of the blue etbr all about h'ini. and be Juet out cf th hospital!" Balti more American. "So you think the .V.xingtnus are toa'deV'- ald the iruiliius enqulrr. "Toaillesl' echoed .Miss Cayenne hy. In the social puddle ther don t loom ur even as good-ilzcil pollywoge." Wa-hlngion .Star. 'My desr. whst do you llilnk ? Tartar I w a msn flvlns- u n Aii-attir. n.'u- down." ' "Well, yon neciln't come to me about It. George, t told you to atop drinking those horrid coc ktsil-." loule Ilia Courier-Journal. liriaxH We sty coming s round to sea you this evening. Grisss Tlist's right; but do tn a favor, old man. lon't let your ife wear her new fall suit: 1 don't tvant my wife lo see It lust now. Brlgas Why, mnn alive, thet's 1uet wliv e are coming. Boston Transcript. "It must have been romantic In the old days when damsels er serenaded br mandolins and guitar. We hae no such sweet ni'inlc today." - "That sort of serenading didn't get vou snythlng." retorted the practical slrl. 'To me no music Is sweeter than the auto mobile's honk. Here comes f'hsrlle's car now." 1oulsvllle Courier Journal. The chief was Interviewing the young man who hsd spplied for work. "llnve you had any experience in the lunch business?" lie asked. "Why. I should say so," Tepllod th energetic youth. "I've been lunching for almost twenty years." Llppincott's Mag azine. "That young feller hue been calling on daughter for several weeks, hasn't he?" "Yes. pa." "I think I'll ask him what his Inteutlons are." "Give liim time. pa. lie probably doe not know himself as yet." Louisville Couriet'-Journsi "I see that some statesmen are adva- ? eating a republican farm of government for Europe. "Republican!" echoed the man whose' mind Is always on politics. "Is It pos Hible that the bull moose party Is over looking any outlying territory?." Wash ington Star. WHISPERING LEAVES. Whn autumn's flaming colors Appear on every hand. 'Tt. i Joy to tread the winding wavs ThHt lMd to fairyland. The fore! path beneath the lesves Now deeply buried lies; Tl:e round, red sun looks through :i mii Krom hasy autumn ski-; A erieny, wnappy, stinging tn7 Pervales the bracing air. And spreads exhilaration Keen, compelling, everywhere. But at this season of the year There's nothing quite so piofl As to hear the leaves a-rustlims When walking through the wood. When autumn's dainty flnpers IIr box of paint unfolilr. And touches all the tieniblirr leaves, With russets, reds and gol!s; When chestnut burrs have op- nrrl At the flrnt white toifh ot front . And down among the fallen lsvs Their shining treasures tossed: When harvests all are sarnercr'. And renting time Is I'.orc. Though 'tis the saddest of the seasons, The fBdlng of the yesr Such wistful, pensive, thoughtful day Still, all the world seems aroort, When we hear the leaves a-rustlfng In wandering through the wood. When autumn trembled at the clutch Of winter'a first chill blast The north wind whispered ,to the leave.. A challenge as he passod. And one by one they followed hlin. And gaily, hand In hand. Ha led them in a "wild and Joyous rrolic through tho land. Then gently dropped them to their rest. To mother earth redeemed. There, curled up in each others arn.s, Tbey lell asleup and dreamed. And you'll hear them still a-dreamirig Of that frolic. If you should Listen to their whispering. When strolling through the wood Omaha. DAVID. The Comfort Baby's , Morning Dip " GOODNESS Vj KNOWS," says the Comfort Baby's Grand mother, "what we'd do without this Perfection Smokeless Oil Heatrr. "If I'd only hsd ens when you were a baby, you'd hsve been saved many a cold snd croapy spell." Po warming celd comers and isolated upstairs rooms, and for coontleea special occasions when extra hest ia wsotedt yon need the Perfection Smokeless Oil Heater. PERFECTION HO)LEtOl HEATERS The Perfection ia fvrht, portable, inexpensive to bay and to use, and easy to clean. No kindling; no ashes. It le guaranteed smoke less and odorless and free from mechanical defects. At all hardware and general stores. Look lor the Triangle trademak. 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