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Tin:. BEK: OXfAITA, SATURDAY, .OCTOHKR. 24, 1914.
THE - OMAHA . DAILY BEE
FOirNDED BT EDWARD ROSEWATER.
VICTOR ROSKWATER, EDITOR.
Tho Boo Publishing Company. Proprietor.
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SEPTEMDEn CIRCTIATIOX.
56,519
Etate rif Nehraaka, County of Douglas, .
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Tnbtlehing company, bring duly loom, aaya that
th avarag dally circulation fur the month of Sep
tember. 114. waa bt.i.
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Subscribed In my presence and a wort) to before
ma, Uila Id Cay of October, 114
ROBERT UUNTKR, Notary Publkl.
Subscriber leaving the city temporarily
should have Th lie mailed to them. Ad.
dree frill -be) changed aa often a requested,
, King Cotton U another on with an uneasy
head. .'',
That Agues Calientes convention prove" to
t "hot water" &11 right.
' ' -J i ji .
The wanderers all agree that Omaba it a
mighty good place to come back to.
Minnesota has six candidates for governor.
8ort of slx-day-go-as-you-ptease race.
f-JL'J
. Marriage generally proves a failure to the
nan who Is wedded to his own genius.
Why, yes, the subdued auto light ordinance
l a good pne--provlded H Is enforced.
' Uncle 6am is so very neutral that even the
Army-Navy foot ball game has been deferred.
Germany haa fifty-four army, corps on the
field, which still leaves tb II varieties a lead, of
three.
But even If the war should abruptly end. we
would have the Thaw case In reserve as a side,
Issue..
The Bee ha no; patent on the short ballot
slogan".'-. All candidates are free to adopt It and
Welcome ",
Y a; ...
Hla loyal subjects are waiting to hear the
good tiding from Ak-Sar-Den's chancellor of the
exchequer. .
Our Congressman Lobeck will soon be home,
and then what was missing in this campaign will
be supplied,
. This democratic congress seems to have as
hard a time agreeing on adjournment as Agree
ing on anything else.
; Colonel Watterson has surrendered to Coin-mander-in-cblef
Wilson, but still continues to
bombard the German emperor.
Our democratic contemporary haa discovered
reformed republican." Well, we are glad to
know there is at least one of him.
. "A man with millions may. be poorer than,
the ragged beggar folding put his hat for char-
itr," aays a philosopher-humorist. Perhaps, but
be- never feels It as keenly,
; Charles W Moras former Ice king, you
knowrass been sued for a million. But after
til, with the promise of many mere slx-inentbs
Installment of (ire before him, what does he
careT
, They may be able to run down John n,
Rockefeller snips at sea, but experience kaa
proved the futility of trying to catch John D..
himself,' on land or eea when he does not want
to be caught.
-. ,,,,
' The Idaho e'ste treasurer has pleaded guilty
to embetlement and taken a penitentiary sea
fence. Unless Idaho Is different from, Nebraska.
a petition of ful pardon win soon be In clrcula
tlon actlvfly pushed along by the benficUri
cf the loo.
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The Latest Historic Ride.
It makes the blood tingle, this thrilling ride
of the president from golf links to cap I to! to
sign the war revenue bill before congress ad
journs. Like a flash his auto flies through the
streets, pureued by eurlons crowds. The presi
dent is clad la his white golf flannels. He leaps
from the machine and up the big atone steps,
three at a time, to reach bis desk Just as the big
clock is about to tick off the last minute of
grace. !ls "specs," where are theyt A senator
thrusts a strange pair into his hands. The pres
ident seises a pea and whips his signature across
the paper Just In time to save the day for a
strangling natjon.
Now, of coqrse, what future historians may
say of his famous ride, we do not know. It was
spectacular, no donbt of that, but the glamor
surrounding it Is punctured in two or three
places. First, congress being a very perverse
creature, did not adjourn after all, but went
along filibustering. Second, tho treasury, while
needing a war revenue measure, was far from
strangulation.
And, no doubt, President Wilson, with nat
ural dignity, will let 'the Incident slip by with
out further ado.
Three Deterring1 Congressmen.
Of Nebraska's six representatives In the
lower house at Washington three are republic
ans, and all three, namely, Sloan in the Fourth,
Barton in the Fifth and lUnkald in the Sixth
district, . have been renominated, practically
without opposition. What is more, prospects
oil point to their re-election by safe majorities,
as should be where constituents appreciate
faithful and painstaking service. Congressman
K'nkald's long experience in the halls of legls-
atlon has put him In the ranks of the veterans,
while Congressman Sloaa has been coming rap-
Idly to the front as one of the republican floor
leaders. Congressman Barton, though serving
his first term, has in many ways proved his use-
ulaess. All these republicaa members of the
Nebraska delegation have been alive to the in
terests of the state, and their districts, and even
vthere they hare differed upon measures have
merely manifested an independence asserting
their honest convictions. Tho voters of their re
spective districts wilt do well for themselves,
for Nebraska and for the nation to keep thera
where they are.
The street cr company haa a laraa force ol nun
at wr oq the Thtrternth street Una and houat 1
have cars ru&nln before the rrouaa la froaeit. Th
Mopnuy contemplate build. n tUa red line aevea or
tht blocks aorth, nd then running It to connect
wltb the (rata Una -a Eighteenth street. It plana
also to build a Una eit Farnam to Taenty-fourth aad
tuea tcroaa to connect with the St.. Mary 'a avant'a
una- '
Report has It thai saltern parttes will lease the
pjuklng housoa at p U'nloa stock yarda'aad put
tuna la vhsrtr of J. 11. Hammond for otwmUon.
Poltoeman John Turabull and Mlaa H. O. Cummlng
ware united la marrisse at tua bride's home? 7U rJouih
Thirteenth, by Rev. Juuai Patterau.
JUr. and Mrs GvorgV A. oalya have rcturntd front
a trip l'i canaaa.
Hra. W. K. Copelar.d left for bar ld horn la Boa
tup ta spu4 a few seka with (needs. '
Jupertiilaaikiit Jiur.s Uhm aooe ta LtavenwQrth
tci attaad II. e annua) convention ef westara school
ujert!ttcadeale. . ,
Wlllani it IJama, wh has bamt ailing far a few
seys, is again at bis Oeek. ,
Wra C. M KJ-hiuond. Capital avenue, waata
to cut and make chUdren's ckKhea to order.
rrimh 4. Bsmsa offera a reward for the rertura o
a lut builds, wi,li:h answers to name of rtdo, two
)ej 619, iicbt U1 yeiiuw apula, with ears cut.
Is This a Way Out I
"If we owe Great Britain 1100,000,000, and
if we have cotton to that amount which Great
Britain needs, it ought not to be difficult to
make a trade," suggests the Baltimore Sun.
Possibly this might afford a way out of our mu
tual troubles. Why was not this phase of the
question more fully considered In congress ahead
of the fiat money plan for the south? England
would have nothing but gold for her obliga
tions? Well, then we might, insist on nothing but
gold for pur cotton and accounts might balance,
Yelj through emergency action we have gone
to work to hasten our hundreds of millions, In
gold to Europe to meet recurring obligations
sine the war begup, while not only England,
but other warring - countries, are unable, it
seems, to offer us any relief in return. The cot
top, crisis is, ta ha We, a national affair, not to
be reckoned entirely .from a sectional point of
view, and would -Justify soma special arrange
ment If it could be brought about. Even though
It be urged that, so far England la concerned,
It la merely a matter pt the price of cotton, the
exchange still should pot be Impossible. " ' '
Call for Yankee Genius.
Now that the war has put the Parisian fash-
Ion makers hors du combat, many senHtble
Americans, are crying for styles of our own. And
why set, as The Bee has already suggested?
Qur toadyism is a vary costly luxury, to sustain,
and the war will teach us that It Is by no means
IndleoenRable! . i
But a larger question arise in this connec
tion. Why ao to Europe as much as we have
been dotnar for the material to. make our cloth
ing? . It Is absurd enough, to Import the fashions.
far wore so tq import the materials, we have
the raw products in our own country, much of
which we ship to Europe and buy back In the
form of, finished goods, along wth, a lot of fro
tesque style's. It is poor business, and how t
ha escaped, our Ynke f cniu lon "ally
amaslng. " '
Medals of Honor
The Case of Steel.
The forma) action now being taken before
the federal courts In Philadelphia to dissolve
the V'u'ted States Steel Corporation la the out
growth of the move begun vndey the, Taft ad.
ministration In I'll. Under the date of July I,
of that year, Herbert Knox 8mlth, commissioner
c corppretlops, fU4 an exhaustive report, show
log the astounding mastery el this greatest of
al) modern industrial combines. It controlled,
not only the refined product, but the raw ore
as well, and utterly defied competition. As a
matter of fact, it controlled two-thirds of the
country's crude steel and from one-half to four-
fifths of the principal rolled Steel products,
being therefore thoroughly integrated from ore
to the flashed output.
The country is now reminded that, while the
corporation's capital is placed at $1,400,000,000,
of this 1500,000,000 is charged to ce excessive.
The corporation wa organised with (la round
numbers) $510,000, 00s of preferred stock.
1508,000,000 of common stock, SOS,000,000 of
corporation bonds, and about 181,000,000 of un
deriving and miscellaneous obligations. While
the claim was made by the steel company that
the value Justified a fair business return on this
capitalisation, the commUnloner insisted that
the fairest tangible value would not exceed
1700.000,009,
The steel grant has also dominated the af
fairs of I a per ceat of the railroads of this
couatry, aorordlng to Information brought out
by the Stanley Investigating comnuttee. This
congressional committee found . the aggregate
value of railroads to be about $18,000,000,000,
with the Steel corporation controlling f 10.000,
CO0.O00 of It. These figure will help folks to
understand the gigantic task of sUssuluttoa. to
Wbich the last republican administration set
Three cabinet members are to .stump Mis
souri and the vie president in addition,
Cither the administration U lit desperate straits
dowa there or merely wsaU to show 'enu.
Brltaiaa Bow Deoo rat leas.
Oreat Britain haa Instituted two new hare aecora
tlona as rewards for distinguished services on land
and sea In the present war. The Immensity of the
etrucfle and tha numbers eim(ed develop such va
riety of uncommon service that eiUtlng medals ot
honor, with rf trie ted condi(toas of award, do not
fully meet the needs of the service. Tha nw"daoora
tlona comprise a "distlacuishsd service medal," avail
able for non-commissioned officers and men In - the
army and navy where "conspicuous sallantry
medals" would not ha applicable, aad a -"c'onsplmious
service cross," which may be won by officers below
the rank of lleutfnapt cpmmander.
The most prised of all the Inairniaa or vaior
awarded In Ureat Britain la the Victoria cross. The
little Malteaa crone of hronae bearing the simple In
scription, "For valor." had Its origin In the Crimean
war, and was primarily Intended to be conferred upon
junior commissioned officers and tha 'rank and file.
Neither rank, length of service, wounds aor any cir
cumstance whatsoever ean qualify for this noble
badge save a personal act of signal ' bravery per
formed In the presence of the enemy. The decoration
was Instituted br Queen Victoria In 1WS. the prince
consort being, it la said, its originator aad the de
signer of the Insignia of It
Each Victoria cross ! mad from brona wnion
once formed port of aom Russian gruns captured dur
ing tha Crimean war, and although the medal Itself
la Intrinsically worth only about fourpence, halfpenny.'.
a number of them have been sold at sales for 100
and over. The winning of the Vlotorla cross osj-rta
an annuity of 10, which may be Increase to 50,
payable quarterly, to all exoept officers, but Including
those who have risen from the ranks. Sixty years
ago the Russian fortress oft Bomariund, n the Baltlo
He a, was being bombarded by an Angi Of French force
Suddenly a shell fired from. the fortress fell on the
deck of H. af . 8. llecla. In an Instant ,a brave young
mat aalsed It, and, with fun hissing between his
hands, he fung It with a jerk overboard. That young
mat h ultimately became Rear Admiral Charles
Davis lAicas, who died a few days ago waa Immedi
ately promoted lieutenant and awarded the Victoria
cross, being the first to win that much-coveted deco
ration, although, owing to thre -other offlaers being
of senior rank, he was the fourth actually to receive
It from Queen Victoria.
Iron Crosa of Oerraaay. '
Dispatches from derm any frequently tell how the
emperor has been distributing the Iron .croa among
officers and men who have distinguished themselvsa
in the war. The decoration was Instituted a century
ago by Frederick William in, king of Prussia, aa a
reward for bravery In the Nepoleonlo wars. The
original design consisted of an Iron cross of the form
known as "croa patte," with a border of silver sus
pended by a black ribbon with 'two whit stripes. In
the oenter of the crosa with a spray of three oak
leaves and above it was a crown with the Initials "P.
W." and the data of 1811.
When the Franco-Prussian war began Emperor
William I revived the order, which had languished.
The only change in the cross was that the Initial be
came a "W" and the date was changed to 1870,
Since the Franco-Prussian war no Iron crosses have
been awarded, the order being strictly a military one
and the awards being made for deeds ef daring ta
battls. . .
Thar are many German orders, dating from the
feudal days, when the Teuton barons awarded to
their lieges various marks of favor.1 ' These order,
however, are mainly conferred by the rulers ef tho
various kingdoms and principalities constituting the
empire, and many of them are for terms of military
service or for distinguished work in devising military
weapons.
Order of Other Nattoaia,
Frsachraan, of course, covet the Dtfion of Honor,
awarded to al) mea France thinks kav done some
greqt deed, no matter In, what walk of Ufa. It was
founded by Napoleon In WW, and waa first known
as tha Ordar of the Eagle. " '-
Ths Russians, for military bravery, decorate with
the Order ef Pt George, which waa established , by
Km press Catherine II in J1S0. ' -V
Mervla haa the Order ot Takova,.and Austria has
two purely military order. , .
Japan haa th Order of the Golden Kite, the newest
of all of th decoratlpns for valor. It waa established
In 1881. "- '.' . r. -f ';...? . !-.'
Austria confers h8F . Ancient Order . of Marie
Thereso- , .' ,.-..,"'j, .j '';'-''"
Russia distribute her t?roa of 8L Vladimir spar-v
thgly; to inttf'tfiiocessful -soldiers.
Denmark has on of th most illustrious orders of
chivalry, the Order of the Elephant, which ranks even
with that of the-Order of the Qarter. .
ppin la irujy prouo , Qf ner MFr i tn women
Fleece, which U, and has been, moat sparingly con
fsrre d.
' Italy never" falls to 'decorate her soldiers with her
MlllUrr Medal pf Mrlt.' ' .'
twice. Told'TaleaV.;-,..
, Misfit MpreWBea.
An advertising man tell this on: "The heavy
advertiser of a certain Indiana towa entered the edi
torial offices of th dally paper, and In angry and dis
gusted tons delivered hlnaaalf aa foiiowa:
" tWhafs the matter with (hl sheet any way ? That
was .a fine break you people made in my ad rstr
dayi" . .
' 'What seentg te b th trouble T asked the editor
gnsloualy. .........
'Read It aad see I' said ta' advertiser, and he
thrust a copy of the paper Into th editorial bands.
"Th vphsppy editor read 'If you want te hare B
fit, wear JonM shoes.' "Upetnoott's Magaalna,
Werklsg sr tksDas.
A, certain Chicago business maja hag had a great
deal of trouble wlt,h nla workmen, a number of whom
have from tiro to tint vlnoed a disposition to "sol
dier." ' :
On one eoeaatoii whan this gepUeman, la company
with hla brother, was -visiting . the tana of a trinad
la aouth Illinois, th two observed an unoouth, fig
ure standing In a distant- field. ' - .
f'Blnce It ln't moving. "r observed th brother, "It
must be a scarecrow." ''
"That Isn't a scarecrow,' said th other, after a
Ion S at the figur. "Thus a man working by
th day.'' Chloago Post. , . . ,
People aind Evjenta
Aaaert.i All.
OMAHA, Oct. . To th Editor of Th
Bes: Ijst us have articles from the read
ers of your paper telling of how the
war started Of , they know how It did), or
a description of Its awf utness, or ' la
sympathy for the mothers, slaters and
Wive of th butchered soldiers. Liettera
la sympathy for any special warring "na
tion should' b gtvea bo ooaaldoration.
.. We, as eltlsens of the rreateet nation
on the globe, are not -Germany FYeaeh,
English, Ruaalanl We are brothers by
adopUoa.- living la pec In s fiest and
glorious land. ' I have f heard . men of
feralga birth tell how muoh btter.the
old ' country was than our grand - old
United State. 'New to thi I wish to
say that If th kaiser, esar, king or em
peror ipeala and .stands for mors 'to
them than our free deihoratla spirited
president they should 'go to-hi aid and
'forever swear ' allegiance to-ruler who
can play with men's Uyef aa pawns upon
a vast ' cbess board. B. C. 1
Letter from at rollrUal !.
SOMEWHERE, Oct. . To the EdKof
of Th Bee: It la unnecessary to refer
to the recall of Henry- Lne Wllsen, the
expedition of John Llnd, - the splendid
conduct, ''supreme-prudence, Job-lrke pa
tience and consummate, tact of that past
inVstar of diplomacy. Nelson O'Sneugb-nessy,-
residing at 'the capital of Maxlo .
as th official repreeentattre of the
' ernment .which recognlxad Mexico sim
ply as - 786,881 square miles of territory,
containing U,S01,84 of population.
Passing 'a year of watchful waiting,
murder, looting, torture and rape,
come to the Tamplco Incident. On April
S, 1814. an American government vessel,
the Polphln, waa stationed-In Tempi ce.
Borne American sailor from the ship,
going on board wer arrested by an l
nerant and over-aealous Mexican sub
altern. The war releasod by av superior
officer. Tb subaltern wag punished. An
ample apology was afterward tendered
by Hperta, This should have ended 'the
affair. But the American squadron at
Tamplco happened to be In command ot
a blustering and boisterous, bully of ths
quarterdeck, the ..doughty hero of many
unfouffbt, battles a character well known
to old sailors, ''He demanded a salute
to to American' flag. The administra
tion backed the demand. Reflect for one
cnoment upon the puerile absurdity. -According
to' the Bryanlc theory, Huerta
was a murderer and freebooter. Here
wag si demand not that the government,,
but that a baadlt,' salut th flag. Huerta
consented, but demanded that a return
salute be 'given gun for gun:'' This ar
rangement foil .through. Congress vir
tually delegated Its power to declare war
ta th presldeatan' act without prece
dent and twelve' days after th alleged
outrage,' April XI, th United State took
forcible possession 'of .Vera Crux, at the
cost of PX human Uvea. t have held
It ever sine; collecting Import duties-at
Mexico's -chief port, and now have more
than $1,000,000 of Mexico's revenue- In oar
pocket, but do not know. -what- to do
with It. Queers: Have w had on or
'two ware with Mexico T '
After th Vera CtUs incident cam the
'A B C tender of good offices,- and the
Niagara-conference, at which we receded
from our demand for a telute to - the
flag, wh.iah'was our oaugus belli, but set
about to regulate the Internal affair ot
Mexico. Huerta left Mexico ' for Eng
land, confessing that he was forced te,
do sq by the United State. Professing
neutrality ax. much... .we do in the
present transatlantic conflict, w had.rer
Imoved the embargo, on arms and 'given
four moral support to a country petti
fogger and a Hunnlsh- bandit, calling
themselves the ' leaders of the cohstUu.-
tlonallst party of Mexico. Carransa waa
the governor pf..a tatq, but w of Ne
braska know that mean nothing. Out
of eighteen w 'have- had only two that
were above mediocrity, and several wnv
In private life would hardly attract the
attention of their next door neighbor.
Nebraska's ironlo Bismarck can boast
of having eliminated foe Mexico the only
man capable of. restoring law and order
te that unhappy country.
Clip this letter from The Bee and read
It beside the next letter J shall write.
PER HKIP$..
' Irving Ruland ef Wading River,' U I , husband ef
two ' perinee.. went to th mat with his
wlfs'S family and, cam out of th male carrying
th family stove, with a hot dinner la the oven and
twp ponatable on guard. A rvlvln -held the stove,
but a like deer failed to fetch, th bride of tw
weeka
London militants are not Mia although their do
ing no Longer command front page publicity. Mrs
peiarv a aiatr ef Qitrrl 8lr John French, is cora-
Diander-ln-h!r of a volunteer nolle tore or women
who will B4 Into action Should lnjoo, b Invaded
I, hnstilaa. Tha volunteere are toRxed out la nary
blue serg. military out,' g , pelt and metal shoulder
strap, and a hard felt hat of the "bowler" pattern
(Sartorial experts declare the -uniform Is the moat
warlike n-salla that ever fluttered the bunting pa
rkeadUly.
In the aid days when kins wr kings who hat
pie thre time day, on of the blggeet snuttg ta
tha ruling .tiHaln bussed sjavlgatioa on the Hlver
rcheldt and collected tolls from seamen wna h
needed a bunch of money.' Seamen who did not cough
up promptly and cheerily had their right hand cut
'off at the elbow and th dismembered part were
Vsiased Into the river. Old chronicle aay . that a
party of seance vvfcii disliked aurgasy a day fell
upon the ruling mutt, cut off both his arm as wall
a hie head aad east them Into the Scheldt ' The'
people afterward apke of the plaa whes th king
was cut up aa 'Hand Wert." from th Teuton word
head" aud "warfea." t throw. In the Flemish th
tw word war merged Into ''Antwerp,' aad today
the -city le aaowa as Aatwerp. ' , ' '..' r
-Here and There
Editorial Snapshots
ftt, Louis Oiob-Demoerat: Wbat aad
com are commanding such high prloe la
tb. markets oi.tho world .that tby,ar
no longer ashamed te associate with cat
tle and hogs.
Indlanapoll News: Before the war be
gan Belgium had mora Inhabitant to the
square mile than any ether country. Aad
now it probably haa more dead mea te
the square mile.
Pittsburgh. IMspatcht Out tn Nebraska
cm of the democrat are bolting the
party ticket because it was put up by
"th bosses.'" Tammany may suggeat te
Mr. Bryan that reform should begin at
home. ...
New Tork .Poet: When on read of
General Benaenkampf. leading the Slavs
against a Teutonic force headed by Oea.
rol , Boeverlca, he losee ail faith In the
maxim that blood is thicker than water.
--Fhtladalphia Bulletin: The poor man's
medicine will not be taxed for th cus
toms deficit, but chewing gum Is classed
With beer drinking, win sipping, tobacco
and thq movie, a among " th great
American habits, and must be taxed.
Maw Tork World: ' Peatbs and injuries
from industrial aociden to In the United
Stabs have been reduced one-half within
six years. But how Insignificant is this
mere conservation of human life by -a
peao nation , by comparison - with the
wholesale destruction of it under -mllV-taslsml
St Louis Republic: ' lovely woman has
the courage of her ' Inoonaistency. Just
at a time when ha requests the rote at
th hands ef mere man ah adopta style
whioh are th farthest north of th
blsasr and th Inconvenient - It cer
tainly take something akin to audacity
for a human being In a coal -a cattle over
dresa or a "three-flare skirt to ask for the
ballot
SUOTT'GEia.
T sat only roaated cbeatauta on
eoont of th worm a"
"Put masted chestnuts . ten
shar of worme." .
"Oh. I don't mind a worm so wiuen tf
II Is weji eookod.- LoulrvlU Courler
Joumal, Oab What's th msttert Two I'X M
though yoo had loot an row friend. -
Steve I wa th victim, of a Mack hand
outrage last night
Oabe How did it happen?
Btev The other fellow held ftvw spades,
Cincinnati Enquirer. . -
"1 don't quit s how you figure that
this foreign conflict le Interfering with
your political proapeota." . -
. "It's very plain," replied Senator Sor
ghum, '"The papers put horn haven't
spec to print my apeschee. ' And if they
did print 'em nobody would read ,"
Washington Star; v
'7 have seven wlvea," explained the un
speakable Turk to th Interviewer.
"Great Caesar! Mow do you managw to
Pay your dreaemaker's blllsr
"I married dreaamakera, soa of an hvfl
del. --Philadelphia Ledger.
Little Johnny-OUr. Talkendown naJkl
you a big compliment
Mother Did aha, reallvt Wwll there's
no denying that woman has sense. What
did she eayj
Littla JohnnyShe said she didn't see
how you came to have suoh a nice IltU
boy ae I waa. Hartford Tlmea.
THE VOICE THAT EULES.
When antnrnn wind rag 'round about
And cold rains lash against the pane.
We miu-rour and lament and doubt
We ll never see the sun again.
But autumn storms one Voice obey,
Ali6whl,ewth.cr howl bout h eaves.
And when their work Is done we'll wake
And see the eunllght on the leavesT
And thus It Is when war-clouds loom.
And cannons roar and thousands fall;
It seems there'll ne'er be pace again,
8o dark and dreadful la The pelt
But there's a Hand that rules the storm,
A Voice that all things must oby,
And when It speaks, lo.. pear shall dawn
And war and strife shall fade away.
BATX3LL NB TRELLB.
Moving pictures are used in a school
ot electrto railway employes la Los An
gele to show hew all sorts of accidents
occur and hew many of than 'can be
prevented.--' :'""'"..
Heading the Uat with a JO per cent re
duction ot his own salary,. President Fair-'
fax Harrison of the Southern railroad has
Inaugurated a retrenobinent plan which Is
designed to affect equally all ef floor aad
interest la th corporation.
' Superintendent of the city clocks la the
position held by tX N. Graffam, S8 years
old. ef Pravldenc, R. I. - For seventeen
yeare Mr. Graffam has been keeping l.0o
clocke ticklag in the schools of Provi
dence and he. Is ale tn ebarg of th
Clocks of the state capltoL
Dan Smith of Big Island, Lake M1nne
tonka, has succeeded tn obtaining a
swallow-tailed kite, a rare bird in Minne
sota. It was shot near Bralnerd. at leaat
13S tali north of St Anthony Falla,
which waa set by scientists as the north
ernmost limit for the flight pf these birds.;
Within three year the number ot men
killed In the metal mines of the, United
State has decereeaed from fit per thotk-,
sand to tM Better safety tools and .
more rigorously Imposed rule with bet-.'
ter supervision both by the companies
.and ths state authorities have ' accom-.'
pushed th reduction. -
It will b little short ot a miracle if the,,
war doesn't develop startling family cu re
plication a. Suppose, for example, on it
Count spplln's alrahlpa, la dropping
bombs around London, should blow un th
statu of the kaiser's grandmother n1
iron ot tsucftingnem patac. or tn gtatu.
Cf the kalaer graadfathtr in Hyde park,
a hat would th kalaer dq to th ceua,tT
H's your guea.
.'According to th preliminary report fcf
he census bureau, lust published, tb
colored population of thf country has
'been making a good record of proareaa, .
' measured by the returns of th decad
with whoae development It deal, in the.
tan-year , period th total vaJu of the
tarn property operated by nrroe hag'
paorq than doubled and aow exceed very
considerably tl.0u0.0Uu.0C. But perhaps
ta mast nourging gala ef .all la the
advance that haa been made In educa
tion. Ia IMC more than 7 per cent of
the blacks-, were rtportrd as IllUerate.
, That aa new been reduced to a Uttl
over M tw cat
Reo the Fifth
A Super Car
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$1,1 75 with Electric Equipment, f. a. h. Lansing
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Now Add Attractions to This
Extra-Sturdy Clar
Toq will see, la tblajatest
Req all tbe new Ideas la cars.
Soma 'of - them are not yet
' shown In any other car.. Many
pew feature have been added
In the past few months.
1 .''Top can sea tMs.car'f su'per
, loiity la every . touch and do
tall. .- Look Below
',' But look beloir'aH of these
visible detail. This car's
mala supremacy Ilea In ' the
chassia.
. It lies In extra, strength
in Tast over-capacity. It Ilea
in ' things that save trouble,
upkeep and repairs. ' It lies
in things which are vital to
ypu In the car you, buy tq
- keep. ; .
' We spend pn those hidden,
.parts .2.0QO,000. per year
more than we - need spend if
.we built by usual standards.
That extra goes Into super
strength. . It gives you . big
margtna of safety. It glres
you utter exactness. '
It makes every part meet
our radical teats. It goes Into
better materials, costly parts,
extra care and caution, six
weeks gre spent pn each car,
It mean to yon a ear that
stays ne w--that renders years
of perfect service.
Tet it costs you nothing
: extra. We save by efficiency.
Today this car, with ill IU
improvements, costs $310 less
than It used to cost.
35,000 Users
Ttig car built by R, B.
Olds and his able staff haa
won 85,009 users. Most of
- them have owned other cars,
and they wanted something
better-built.
If you have like Ideas, this
- car will fulfill them. Come and
see the latest model. Let us
show ' you what makes It the
long-time car. Come now, for
these are great motoring days.
REO MOTOR CAR COMPANY, Lansing, Mich.
L, E. DOTY, Inc.
aOcTf-2020 Farttam Street,
Omaha, Nrb. ,
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i '-A ' mi BattleJ Reev rnmKi'nL. J
Anheoser-Eusch Company of Nebraska
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Roscnfeld Liquor Company
Council DluHs, Iow
.PISTRJBVTQRS
Family Trade Sspplied by C H.
Hansen, Dealer-rhone Dooj. 2508
er'e-x.
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Over a year's; labor was required to
produce a booklet showing bird's
eye views of all Omaha. A beautl
iul booklet, finely printed. It makes
a 'handsome remembrance to send
tq friends and .relatives. Let them
know how Qniaha has grown, -;-
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