'Jill- iilE: O.u.-tlLA, 'inuiteDAi, OLIOtitAi 22, 11U4. THE. OMAHA DAILY BEE roi'NPED P.T EDWARD IIOSK WATER. VICTOR ROSEWATEU, EDITOR. The P Publishing Company, Proprietor. PERI Pt.ILDlNO, FAF.NAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omiht poetofflc aa econJ-claa matter. IEKMI Or SUBSCRIPTION. . Hjr carror By malt -car month. Mr yf. iny nit Sunday",.,.' r l,r without Runflay.. ...... So.. 4 M pvenlng funoay. Kvenlng without Sunday, ...............S'o 4.00 'Funrfay Fe only t I ("J Fend notice f(' rbnr of sdilree or complaint of - Irregularity In delivery te Omaha Dm, Circulation Ieprtmr.t. RRMITTANCR. Remit It draft, express op poetal order. fn'T two cent stump received In payment of eroall e counts. Personal cheeks, except on Omaha, ami eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. i OwtahaTh He Pullrtln. . . South Omaha Uit N atpet. Council Hluffs 14 North Main Itwt Lincoln Little Building. Chicago Wl Hearst HulMtne. New fork Room Ills, ( Fifth avenue. Pt. I.oula-W New Hank of Commerce. . Washington "7b Fourteenth Pt., N. W. . CORRESPOJ.DENCH. AAdres eomimmlrstton relstlns; to new and edU tortal matter to Omaha , Bra, Jdltorlsi Department. SEPTEMBER cmCTIiATlON; ' 56i519 State of Nebraska, County of Douglaa, ea. ' Pwlght WUIIame, circulation manager of he Re Publishing company, being duly iworn, aaya that , the a rr are datiy circulation for the month of Sep Umber. 1C14, H.hlt. DWIOHT WILLIAM". Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my preaenee and worn to before ma, thl 2d CtLT of October, 114. ROBEBT HUNTER Notary Publla ' Bubwcribers leaving tt city temporarily . ahonJd have The Bee mailed to them. A4-, dree will be Chang ed 4 often m requested, SUU time to pray (or peace. Why hire a ball wbeu street corners are to bandy? Th abort ballot Is tb next big reform due in Nebraska. And the rumblings, of the Balkans are ttlli painfully audible. ' Remember the Christina snip sail a tor i Europe In a Tery few days. The local democratic, camp boasts of complete harmony, All It need now Is votes. The Boen can be ' especially eo to Mother England Just now by proceding with their revolt. Some higher-ups In German military affairs seem to thin General yon. Klucg crows too much. Those- Russian Cossacks have certainly en forced tha gentle pcley of watchful waiting in little Belgium, But the peaceful, warless day will come when the nations get entirely rid of! the domin ant brute within them. If those Germans have any other new-fangled Instruments ot war under cover, now is the time to bring; them out before an admiring gase. As former President Taft says," we 'do" not hear much these days about the recall ot judicial decisions, since it has proved, to be a poor bait ' for votes. Again there ara getting to be altogether too many auto accidents on our Omaha streets, flow down, and be careful on the crowded thoroughfares. Martyrs to great causes, have served the world well, but the average everyday need Is for the fellow who. does the beat he can In everything that comes to his hand. Those Missourlans have had to be "shown" rver since the day a band of them followed an old prairie schooner clear to the coast in an ef fort to determine which wheel, front or rear, made the more revolutions, The oath-subscribed official statements of campaign funds gathered In by the. committees of the several political parties operating In Ne braska have been duly tiled according to the re quirements ot the law. Isn't It a Joke? ' The pending referendum meaanra that , Is attracting least attention Is the 120,000 appro priation for an armory ft Nebraska City. The poor foundling seems to be almost altogether lost because it has no paid promoters boosting for U. ' , . The Increase of the expense ot the coroner's 'offit-e is hot to be charged to the particular In cumbent, but to the foolishness of the people in retaining an office that is not at all necessary, end t that, maintaining It on the fee basis. The way to reduce this drain Is to abolish the office at the first opportunity.' Tliomaa 1L Taylor. Junior member of the firm of lunibaunh A Taylor, aa married to Mlaa Jeaale liurlburt, tlx ceremony belnf larformed by Rtr. Bhrr rl!l, with i!!e Maud Kendall as brMeamaid and Mr. Chaxiee 6. Brl aa sreoraamaa. Mile. Loulae Annan Jo, the champion long dUtarxe bli yrie rider of the world, u In Onuth, where aha la tilled for a Un-mlle race asalnst two ft horsaa at the AU:ltl4 vik bunday, bhe rl&m a fifty-iwo-lnch wheal, which welaha ttilrty-flve pounda. Mra. Joseph Barker received word of the death In Salt I cf her alater, Mra. Mary Walker, who be fore hep marrtace had alao reelded In Omaha. A ronavlldatlon of a couple of banda hat, produced the Omaha ExceUlor band, with the foilowtng office-re; J, W. Earfield. prefMlcBt and sergeect; ). Law!, traeurr; J. 8. Bapi.!flou. aecretary; Chartxa NVaahl ir.Hon, amsittant awrttary; Qvccg Dotden, leadtr: P. J. NaliMin. drum riiajor. oroi. r Maul baa decided not to enter the raee for .jrot.r en the rtpuMican tlkt, but will truat to the p'jpuUrlty of bla partner. John Dreael. who haa been ).jn4naled on the demonratlo ticket. lr. Cliff Hfceara of the PaUoa hotel, ClncinnaU, ia vi.-i'inf with hia uticia. tiamuel Cheara of the MUlard. The Oolden Flew:e a-xslety of Bt. Waiy a Avenul Cut rfttlvi J fliurch tj luiiM It monthly -ai'jt.a, tt f t e.-a;(tlnmnt belts given at the re C-.ire ft iik,br t"urrM. The Veiled Lar.g-nage of Diplomacy. George Jlernsrd Shaw thinks where n:s gov ernment erred In Its ante-bellum negotiations with the kaiser was In not "offering Germany a way out" Instead of driving It "to desperation, all because it was not safe to talk frankly to the labor party and the old liberals about for eign affairs." .War, he thinks, might have been averted bad England simply said to the kaiser that It stood for the Oermany ot Goethe and Beethoven and against that of the Iron Chan cellor, pledging England's guarantee against Russia "Just as heartily as we now guarantee Prance against you" In consideration of Ger many's adoption of the peace program, This, Shaw explains, would have furnished an alterna tive and possibly the way to world peace. Whether It would or not, the cogency cf the plea for plain talk Instead ot the veiled language of diplomacy, seems by now securely estab lished. Certainly, as the British critic says, out spokenness could have caused no worse calamity than what has hsppened. ( Nations do not "beat around the bush" In discussing domestic affairs and may learn from the awful cataclysm tear ing at the foundations of society the value of direct and simple terms ot intercoaiee In mat ters International. The Big Lawyers Are for It . If Elihu Root and William Howard Taft, two of America's greatest lawyers, togetnor with the president of the United States and an associate Justice of the supreme court' both of these also lawyers can afford to ' plead for surer and swifter Justice, the elimination of useless red tape and all those devious devices that retard the machinery of the courts. Barely the rank and file of the profession can well fall into line for these reforms. The significance of these ap peals ought not be lost on the lawyers on or off the bench, who wink at, or engage in, the discredited shady methods. The matter ot popularizing the law and exalt ing the courts In public confidence and respect was discussed by the four principal speakers before the American Bar association, and Sen ator Root, it seems to ns, struck a Keynote when he said, referring to the "layman's criticism of the lawyer," that "lawyers ought to apply the rules of evidence with more regard to common sense." If the Judges would take It on them selves to see that the lawyers do this, tt would not only tend to popularise the law, but remove the basis for much of the prevalent contempt "for" courts. So long as the layman has the' thoroughly-aroused sympathy and . support of the biggest men at the bar In his criticism, however, he need not succumb to discourage ment. " ( Up for Reflection. .Of the Un nominees on the republican cpunty ticket seven are up for re-election, their official records having been endorsed in the primary by the voters of their own party. In other words, the republicans present seven county officer as entitled to the continued confidence of the pub lic by reason of faithful service already ren dered. ' Those candidates are: For county clerk Frank Power For treaaurer , William (J. Vre For surveyor Louie E.. Adams For coroner Willie O. Crosby For superintendent.......... ,,,...W. A. Yoder For eommleetoners. John C. Lynch Henry 8. McDonald t. Each of these icounty officers has been, and Is cow, conducting the public's .business devolv ing upon them, respectively, la manner that Invites popular approval. The only effective way this approval can be manifested Is for the people at the coming election to vote them com missions to serve for another term. Capitulation of the Colonel. But one was out on the hills away, Far off from tha gatea of gold. .... And as soon as the "ninety and Bine were afely laid In the shelter of the fold" the cry went up louder and shriller and the search be came more persistent for the lone, lost colonel, straying somewhere In the blutgrass hills and Valleys of old Kentucky. Colonel Harvey's capitulation, of course, only Increased the anxiety for the return ot Marse Henry, the last ot recalcitrants. No oubt the New York colonel Joined heartily In the search, lifted his voice lustily In the chorus of beseeching appeals, for It was sot long e'er the colonel that was lost Is found. . Now, what rejoicing within the camp of the democratic shepherd. Colonel Watterson, as gentle and docile as any little lamb you ever caw, came right out cf the briers and bramble- bushes and walked straight up 'to the gate ot the White House when he heard that last plain tive cry, and now all Is Joy and gladness. Ttsre will be no more naughty double-column edi torials In the Courier-Journal making fun of a mere professor, who, by the shift ot strange fortune, Is lifted from the presidency of a col lege to that of the nation. Another cold winter Is ahead. AH hands must turn In and help, Even the one-term plank la split up for fuel. It is only two years till another campaign rolls round. Iet It be said of every democratic colonel, "He seen his duty and dona it." .The man voting the straight party circle ticket at the coming election here in Omaha will still, to express himself on all offices and meas ures on the ballot, have to make twelve cross marks. And If he Is not disposed to gulp down his party ticket whole, he will have to make sixty-nine crossiuarks to record himself on each office or nieautire separately. Does anyone deny the aeed for a short ballot T a, eSSSaMawBaBBwaaMaBSB)aji A contributor congratulates the democratic local organ "for the way you show the cltlsens ot Douglas county how they are being held up by the republican county officials." Yes, but which hold-up, the 50.000 Jail feeding graft sought to be perpetrated by the . democratlo sheriff, or the insanity fee grab tried out by the last democratic district court clerk and imitated by his successor? President Wilson excuses the failure of the democratic congress to complete action Vor rural credits, but does not undertake to explain the subterfuge of Introducing prolonged discussion of the old Philippine government bill at an extra session cf congress. It may become neceaaary to bsve two sets of railway official, one to run the railway and tha other to attend hearing. St. Iule Olube-Lfeinocret. Well, In the old dsys there were two sets, cae to run the road, the other to run Us Tho War and America From advance PWts rf tha book on "The War In Kurope " by Trof. Albert Buahnell Hart of Har vard University. Military Point mt View. "The war cannot fall to change tha point of view, both of military men and of statesmen, with regard to tha nature and s se of our military force. In com parison with tha figurea given In earlier chapters for foreign armlea our regular force la a bajatelle. Tha Continental United States has a population of ever 100,0n0,0ri0, which la about that ef Oermany and Italy together, but these two powers keep up peace forces which together amount to about l.OXI.OOO men, while the United States army haa a strength of so.OQO rank and file besides t.0"e officers. "Our army la less than one tenth of 1 per cent of the population; wa had fewer soldiers ready for service In July, U14, than Belgium, with Its S.MO.000 people. The United States Is prodigal In the amount It spends for tMe force. The military appropriations for tha last complete year were tl lo.ooo.ooo, which Is as much as waa spent by Austria-Hungary la the same year. t'ailteal States Defeases. "It la neceseary for tha United States to think about Its defense, because a failure to provide for the future would be a terrible calamity for the cauae of popular sovernment. We have put all our money into the bank of free government! we have assumed that the voter la bound to look out for the Interest of the whole community; that tha taxpayer will cheerfully make sacrifices to maintain a sovernment which he In part controls. "It took ua a year to enlist and drill armies such ss appeared In Oermany and France within three daya of the mobilisation order. In, tha following twelve months tha Army ef the Potomatf four times advanced, delivered Its blow, and retired to the shelter of Ita forts; while the French arm haa been flshtlng in line since September 7 and still holds Jte ground. It was three years before the eastern army found a general who could utilise It In OeeeraT Grant; the Oerman commanders were designated and proved la maneuvers years before the eresh came. "Both north and south had to make srenerals out of middle-aged civilians; there Is not an officer In any one ef (he European armlea holding an Important command who has not had a lifetime of military experiences. Farina PoeMe. Rain. 'The United States might as well awake to the fact that we shall be ruined If wa have nothing better than the organization of Mt, or the organisation of tm, when a nation of 80,0oo,ooo ware able after elcht weeks' delay, to send a military force ef 17,00 men to take Cube, In a state of eonfuslon and disharmony. Otherwise the day of our great democracy will pasai ror eitner some centralised monarchy will descend upon ua with his battalions ef Infantry and squadrons ef ships, aeroplanes, and submarines, every detail thought out beforehand, every contingency considered, and teach us the cost of poor preparation: or else the American people will rise and ereate a dlctstor who may save them front destruction. "Whatever the American force, large or smsll, whatever the warehlpg end forts and regiments, we must learn the lesson that In way or In peace tha great results are accomplished by those who think beforehand, make preparations, accumulate materials, develop commanders and submit to the, guidance of experts la all technical matters. The Swiss System. "This country Is not likely to adopt the Idea that It can afford to give or need give two or three yeara out or .he moat productive part of a young man's life to learn the art of war; but there la much te be said for the 8wls system ef universal service frr brief periods, counting together to about sis, months, and more for the officers. The Swiss are very tike the Americana In their Individuality and democracy and neither of those qualities haa been cut down by such service. In spite of the undesirable side ef bar rack Ufa, whloh Is a severe test on a young man's morals, such a universal service would do jnuch to set up American youth, to push back their shoulders, Inflate their lungs, train their leg muscles, teach them to do what they are told, make them aware that every manchlld In the world la born to pwform service at the behest of older people. It will take the boys out of the slums and the school and the farms and the shop for a few months, show. them how large their ewn country Is, give them the feeling that they are responsible for Its welfare and defense. U the European war directs the United states toward that course, It will net have been altogether evU.- s- - n i Ti 1 1 ii i n - : 7 Twico Told Tales . Little Willie's Frsvabaeaa. They were speaking of the franknesa cf the rising generation st a aooial affair the other afternoon when this story wss told by Edna Ferber? the authoress! Sme time ago Percy Claude called at the home of his beautiful beloved, and while waiting patiently for her to appear little brother Willie bulged into the parlor. "Come here a minute. Willie,'' happily remarked the young man. 'JI am going to tell you a very great secret." ' "All right, Mr. Bmlth." responded the youngster, going over to the caller, "Let her slide!" "At the garden party last night," aoftly confided Percy Claude, "J proposed to your alater. and she haa consented to marry me. Poesn't that amaze your' "Well, I should say not!" was the startling re Joinder of Willie. That's what mamm gave the party for. "-Philadelphia Telegraph. A Troableg Conaeleaee. There flourishes m a Waahlngton office building a colored Janitor who la very coneclentloua. One gay someone passed him a counterfeit bill. 'When pre senting this bill to the superintendent he discovered that It was bad end he became greatly excited. lie would know, If he saw him again, the man who had swindled him. and day after day he would stand In front of the building n the hope of catching the rascal going by , The superintendent several weeke later happened te think of the Janttor'a counterfeit and asked hint If he had succeeded In finding the man who had cheated him. "No," eel the Janitor, "de man dat give me de bill he ain't never come around no more. But what's the difference? Some daya, euh. I thlnka de bill la good and some days I think it a bad. Bo I am waltln' for ens ot dem days when I thinks It's good, end then I passee Jt out."Plttsburgh Chronlcle-Telegrah People and Events The Ancient and Honorable Artillery company of Boston, m years old. attacked Philadelphia last weak and for three days bombarded the commissary Ue partment of the City Troop. The latter, en surrender, were accorded alt the honors ot generous boats. A new table syrup which tne sgrlcultural depart ment is perfecting will be rady for bualnesa about tha time buckwheat cake are blooming. The gov ernment experts will spare neither time nor calorie In Inoeaalng the Joy of living on the sunny side ef the Atlantiu. The original purchase of a doaen watches waa the baata on which the Into Richard W. Sears, thea a young telegraph operator, was able to build un a mall order business that made htm worth t,A,uO. The "man with aa idea" which he know how to carry out still has a big chance. Health authorities of the port of New Tore; regard disease epidemics as a certain outgrowth of the war la Europe, and are making every arrangement medical science suggest to prevent dieeaae being brought to this country by tmmlgranta Other landing porta ere expected te co-operate 'with New Tork. "It Is absolutely lmporalble to convict a woman of murder In Cook county," say the assistant state s attorney ot Chicago, commenting on the acquittal of aeventeea women tried for capital crime lo the last five yeara "Any kind of a woman can kill at her pleeaure," lie continued. "It doesn't matter whether she is a god woraaa or a bad woman, a housewife or a vampire from the street. Juror refuse to make her answer for her crtme. tiMe-rrlaiee) Trat Hooka. OMAHA, Oct .-To the Editor of The Bse: iu yesterday morning's eorreapond enc from Llnctln, The Bee quou-e etate Printer N. J. Ludl ae saying that a new method will be pursued In legislative printing at the next session, which, he says, will cost a little more money to the taxpayers of the state. Now, Isn't It about time for the state to do Ita own printing? Leglalatore who hope to sit In the next session of the Nebraska legislature are now making speeches and promises that. If electwd, they wtjl be on guard to protect the tax payer pocketbooka. Isn't that the truth? And, no doubt, they mean It, too. Well, then, la a report of the state printer ef California to the State Board of Education, October . Wit. It I shown that In the printing ef text book a sav ing haa been made to the taxpayers of ta,4TT.S, for a period of only nine month. Just Uk one Item the Fifth reader. The state of California manu factured u for 111 cents and pays a royalty of $ "cents, Tha book trust sell this same book te dealer at T cents. What the matter with our new form local Board ef Education taking this matter up, as It seems to be a foregone eonclusloa that the entire ticket will be elected, and else all prospective Jrgls laters and taxpayer of the stats. For information en this subject write Friend William Richardson, department of printing, Paoramento, Cal., and if the university 1 removed te the farm site the expense of a building eould be saved by converting a part thereof Into a state printing officer WILLIAM MAXWELL. That School Boarg Trial. OMAHA. Oct, ll.-To the Editor of The Beai Noting that those club women who were extended the courtesy of being present at the Rusmlsel trial simply a speetators, have taken the verdict from the Board ef Education and, after ad mitting that there wa no evidence against Mr. Rusmlsel, express their opin ion that he he punished anyway. It I also true that ene of the dub women en the first day ef the trial took a witness to Courtney' for lunch, paid for her lunch and coached the witness a to what to testify against Mr, Itus mlsal, and en ether occasions wa active In securing evidence against him. These statements are home out by sworn testi mony. What sort ef women must these be to harass a man against whom there was not the slightest charge that eould be substantiated, who try to wreck his home and the life and health of his family? If the searchlight was turned en oth ers for the last twenty years as It wa on Mr. Rusmlsel. would they have a clean a record as he? One for fair play, MRS. C, BOBBINS, Wants Mew Deal la School Beard, OMAHA, Oct. tl. To the Editor Of Tb Bee: Pubilo affair oftttme become so contaminated and unbearable that tha public are forced out of sheer disgust to give vent to their pent up thoughts through the publiq press. Never having before burdened your columns with any of my articles, I now take the liberty of asking for space to express my senti ment on an all Important and vital Question confronting the people, and par ticularly the parents ef this city. The call to Justice-loving cltlsens has been sent out by your great daily paper. Through It columns It has exposed the high-handed corrupt and vlcloua actions ot pur autocrat! school hoard, controlled by the "knife man," with the unpro nounceable name, who halls from the lend ot the esar, The proceedings of the Rusmlsel trial haa become the laugh and Joke through out the vast domain of this country, and especially In all well regulated an l governed school centers. The trial Itself pas passed Into history, and whether the principal ef the Commercial High school 1 guilty or Innocent of the pre ferred eharges we will let rest with the reading public. The Important question to he considered now Is hogiiity, ' n, tegrtty end fairness among the menVer ef such an Important publio board. If men, who are presuably responsible rep resentative business men of Omaha, have no realisation of the sacrednes pf their honored name and promise to timid teacher of our public schools, what ss surance have we of the protection for the children Indirectly under their cere? Whsl chance have we of securing broad, minded democratic Instruction tor the young front efficient and capable teach ers who are fearful of their position while under the way ot such dominating evil force as ha been shown to exist among the member of the "one-man controlled Beard of Education?" MRS. T. W. FMITH, . Il South Forty-sixth Avenue. The Iseaee ml the Wee. OMAHA Oct. a.Te the Editor of The Beet Mr. Fischer loves the French, the English, and even the Germans but he is sure that air Edward Orey playel tb traitor to civilisation, and that posterity U going te lay the crime of the war on fcritlsh shoulders. Belgium neutrality was the only reason for the move of the British, aesoiding te him, and this c'.at. plifle the matter. Why bring In LV.g land at all? What right had Oermany to Invade pel glum? None at alL If the Mexicans or the Canadians, alias the British, s'iou!d esh for free passage for troops througl the Patted States we know what the an swer would be, regardlea of promises ot payment and nonselsur of territory. Large or small, the principle appllee. The Belgians under our theory of self-gov. eminent have a right to their own win try as long as they do not use It power to destroy another nation. The United States ha no right to ask for fret psssag of Us troop through Canada nr Mexico. This crime waa committed or certain before Sir Edward Orey moved. Why bring him In? And te show that It was not done ea the impulse ef the mo ment, la a gut ef passion, we have since found that the Germane had lists ef wealthy, hoatage In Belgian eltlea. had concrete foundation for their guna factoriea eetakltahed by them years ago, and In Bruasel Germans who had been there for years appeared In their uer. man army uniform to lead the Invaders by the most direct route. Probably it ull kappsned as an academle study, it the kind that Hobson tells V ha been nd for the United State. If Mr. Fischer will read the Satu-dr.y Evening Post he. will find aaother view set fortjt to the effect that Austria n1 Oermany were determined to have war, and for this reason sent a Impertinent ultimatum to Fervla. An agreement U made to he kept, and thi la sptt of the vulgar doctrine . forth by Roosevelt that without force no treaty 1 ef a-y account. Some ef Ui amUbguUhcd genUmes) are settle the socialists brilliant copybook maxims when the time comes for conMKcation. Force oi ly I te rule, therefore get the power and do Just ex.utly aa you please, ac cording to the German theory. Hoch der kalsert When Blsmsrck dissolved the chambers Ring Wl!1lam ef Pmeala said he would do his duty to his country re gardlea of "thee piece of paper called constitutions." The present chancellor of the empire calls them "scrap of psper. Mr. Fischer, after a long study. Is sure that Oermany Is right It I pleasant te find ene man wbo. In the languaga ef the street, has got it down fine, for ifi moot of us It seems te be what ether lan guage of the street would call a devU of a mess, like a general dog fight The only aafe course for all who know a hat Ameiiee.n dtlsenahip stands for Is tvwlsh for nuccess for the self-governing principle, and to hope that as toon as possible the Russian principle, and the German one that the kaiser shouts for, mill bite the dust. In many thing Ger rrsny has led of late years; In govern ment, according to the Engllsh-epeikln theory, she Is still In the dark ages. WILLIAM ARTHLIL Editorial Snapshots New York World: The eommmlasloner of pensions calls attention to a reduction cf nearly $2.0uO,Qno In pension payments from im,m,s9 in 191J to 1T2,T,M In Wti and says high tide has been passed. ' So said President Garfield once. He died In 1881, when the pension bill was tD0,tt3.4Q6. Baltimore American: Belgium now pre sents the odd (act of being ruled by a hostile government while its own govern ment Is continuing, It functions In an other country. Outside Its enemies, the world wishes the plucky little kingdom a speedy return to Its own rule tn It own capita. GRirS AlfD GR0A1TS. Allre-Poes Maud new gown fit he figure? . Marie-It fits what she Wants peop)t thltk I her figure. Boetoa Transcrlpt. "Why do you prefer a callow r?roa to en experienced pmon like me?' - "Hocause 1 think rosy futures are mere attractive than purple past." Baltimore American. Grateful Patient By the way. I should be clad if you would send In your bill soon. . Eminent Phvslclsn Never mind about that my deer madam; you must get quit strong first 1'hlladelphla Record. "Does your wtie ever doubt what you ey when you get home late?" asked the W'lae Guy. "Never,' replied the Oronch. "She knoKS 1 am lying." Cincinnati Enquirer. THE MISSUS. Edgar A. Guest In Detroit Free Preen. Who It clear life's path for ma? The Milieu a: Who's bll"d to ranits that other aeeT The Missus. . Who always greets me at th door When each day bit of work ls o'er? Who laughs at sts she' heard before? The Missus, . Who puts the buttons in my shirts? The Mlftsus; Who smiles at disappointment's hurts? The Missus. Wbo when the children wake at night Gets up io aee that they're all right. And leaves me snugly sleeping tight! The Missus. - Who fills the honse with mirth and song? The Missus. Who bravely smiles when things g . wrong? The Missus. Who know the very worst of me And yet mine good cootrlves to; see? Who labors most unsetfiahly? The Missus. , Who makes the home a gracious spot? The Missus. Who never whimpers at her lot? The Missus. Who fills with sunshine every day. Drives all the clouds of care away 7 Who gets but very meager pay? The Missus. . -a fa it- ... 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