THK UKK: OMAHA, MONDAY. OCTOHKJl 19, 1914. THE OMAHA DAILY DEE IWNPF.n RT EDWARD ROSF.WATFR. VICTOR ROSKWATF.R, EDITOR. Tho Poo Publishing Company, Proprietor. M:R lUH.PIKq. FAR.NAM AND gEVr.KTKF.NTH. Kntered et Omibi postomee a roid-clses matter. , TKKU3 OF efBSCRH'TION. H rmf mall per month, per yr. j.slly an annflae ..(-.. .H " lilv without Sunday....,.. ..M..... 4 Wenlng and funlnv -it .1 " .ottn.ii"" t:enlng without Bunday.... e . Sunday Bee onlr I on Snrt notice of rhanra of address or complaints of irregularity In delivery to Omaha Bm, Circulation I vpartiaent. RKMITTANCB. Remit bv draft, express or postal order. Only t cent stumps received In payment of small ee rounta. Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastera exchange, not accepted. 0FK1OC3. Omaha The Bee Building. Fouth Omaha l N street. ounet Bluffs 14 North Main Street, l.tnonln 3S Little Building, rhteaso SCI Hrarst Building New York Room !, Ik tr iffh avenue, ft l-oirts-WtLNe r Hank of CommfM. Washington-?:. Fourteenth ft.. N. W. Address romrflunftlona relating to news end edt torial matter to Umaha Bee, TWlitorlal Department. septem nEn cinct'iiATioy. 56,519 Etate of Nebraska. County of Itoogtaa, a Iiwight Williams; rirruiatJon mmMT of The Fee Publishing company, being duly aworn. say that the average dally circulation for th month of 8p lemlwr, lH van f..51. T'VniJilt WILLIAM", Circulation Manager. Subscribed tn my presence and awora to before ana, thia Sd Cay of Comber, 114. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Fubtls. Snbecrlbera leaving rh city temporarily bxmJd have The Be mailed to then. Ad drees will be changed of tea aa rrqaewted. It Is "Howdy, Mr. Gowdy," back la Boston town. A good name for those blue bits would be rrzemysL , . Belgium's neutrality continues to b Its lar gCSt pOBPCMtOII. , N. . - ' J Our recollection u that Serria was mixe4 up in this war at tha outset . i The Missotrrt male drafted into service in Europe may naturally be expected to kick at bis lot. The candidate for ofilce who Is act sure ho has a, fine chance of election is a tnig&ty rare animal. If that hi an with the $10,000. WO to not care ful he may fall to find college willing; to accept his bennest, There will be ample time for distributing the peace prizes as soon m alt the Iron crosses are disposed of. Bill James of Boston, for the nonce, baa a bigger place In the public eye than any other member of the Jamas family, even In Missouri. IVroegognee Upset Business of tha Country. Headline. ..... . .What else can we aspect of our demagogues! The sinking of the Tltanio sent a thrill of borror through the world, but what was It, after all, as compared with the tltanio slaughter going on In Europe? The Inat Nebraska leglalature pasxed a law authorizing Omaha, to rote a million dollars at park bonda at one time, but so one seem to be in a hurry to yote tfcem. l,CT1,,aBaaaaa It wont be long before blrdmea are so rem mon that people on the streets will net stand atlll to look up at them. Remember the first few 7rs of the automobile? With several women ranaias; for places oa the Omaha School board, the women vofera will have a chance to show, whether the prefer to t Rst their ballots tor women or for tnen. President W llnon e tender of the good offices of the United States for mediation or arbitration 1 a standing offer, but until the combatants are ready to accept It, our country will do well to keep out, ClirlMruaa Prraont Planned for Earn Warrior of Kiimp. Meel'lne. Make It peace for the world at large, end the warriors will gladly forego theirs for an honor, able fcome-co alien. v -Tke Idea behind the nonpartisan judiciary clectina waa to bring about nonpartisan voting as well as a nonpartisan ballot. Thia will not be done if all the democrata vote for a democrat Just because he Is a democrat. It Is said down at Washington tbat word baa gone out to all democrats workers to put the sort pedal on that one-prculdcntlal-term proposi tion. No, the word Is not aupposed te have emanated from the State department. The notorious religtooa mountebank, who had Predicted the end of the world for thia mouth. Is now grinding out columns of stuff to how that he aluo predicted the present war -ort of aiming at the goose and hitting the tacder. 7 A Hewn Y. a JIawn. clii. f ainal efnoar, waa Iter irum Waatiinrton on an offwial liwi tlon tour. The fir.t Ntlr.ka iudga f tha B'nul fi'rltb wm omnixd at ifiroiw.!itan iluU hall with a mmbai. tni) u f thirty-nv. Tha following cffkra wrr choar iuiJ icKtjJIoit hy r-rt!sriaUUvea of tha araiid lodga Truia cri!(fcro: rrfs!dut, L trrfW(lr. wee dm;, St. licllina.li; aecrttary, B. SoiBiftr, )r.; floan. i.J aetary. JoiM-ph isruaavtl: trcuuror. Adolph Min-r; tnj (, rrill UuUlutlmer, A. llaliar and al. i:tx i!rj-rr; rmntlcr, ChasWm litanflia; Inntla guard-. Uit, J I. i-.mre; ontld aunarduu. A. Kilh. '. U My and 3auMr of I'lcuoaut liill. Ho, nr " '' Kru M. V,', Ki.M on Twantyniocond atmet. Ji.hn U. Jn.u, alio haa Ix-wn aprbdinc tha .iij,'ii-r hr parents In liaaover, I'a., rrturned t , Oiu.Uia to remain iur'.ti tha alatee. Ji. ;i fi.niVon ii K from a to wvk bulnfaa lrlt to r-'-.iO'!. ' O.-niidR T.i,'er tompany put on a mirth pff V Janr. T(. Widow ktid tltt Ijta lln!jid.' ilr. I lr .1 ai.l X'.n Kjiihe tailing off tt.t homua. The Workmen's Compensation Referendum. Whether the workmen's compensation law enacted by the laat Nebraska legislature la to be rut In force or remain Inoperative will be deter mined by the vofera at the coming election. Tbwra are several provisions in thia set, which, we frankly eon f ok, are not what they would be if we had written them, but yet the underlying principle of compensation In place of litigation for Industrial arcidenta Is so sound, snd In accord with the progressive thought of the time, that we believe It far better that the voters approve the law, and thus put It Into ef fect, relying on the legislature later to remedy cr perfect such featnrea as experience may show nned Improvement. Thia conclusion is supported by another reason, which should be generally understood. It Is notorious that the referendum on this act was inspired and financed by certain so-celled personal-Injury lawyers, who see in It an Inter ference with their bualnesa of suing employers for dsmages on a 60 per rent, contingent fee basis. These lawyers rightly figured that the money they would spend to procure the neces sary signatures to the referendum petition would be more than made up to them out of their shares of damage verdicts obtained during the year and a half the law would be held In I abeyance even If it were finally adopted. I On this theory, if the present law la Voted down, the same agencies would find It profitable to take a referendum upon any future law that may be enacted aa a aubatitute, and to repeat the performance so that Nebraska could never adopt the' compensation principle without an affirmative ote on referendum. What the peo ple of Nebraska are to vote on, therefore, ia not this particular compensation law as against a better one, but this compensation law as against to compensation law at all. On that Issue we are for approving the law. ' War and Disarmament While It may be said tbat Europe'a experi ence proves the futility Of big armies and big navies as preventives of war, on the other hand It le not a convincing argument tor no armies and navies at all. Where naif a dozen nations, the same as Individuals, stand with triggers cocked and eyea strained to get the drop on each other; nothing to going to avert hostilities, Universal peace, of course. Is the glorious goal wbkh civilisation fondly faces as an Ideal. And like all other Ideals, it mast be striven for long and hard before realised. It is itot easy to see through the mist of present con ditions tbat It has been brought measurably nearer within the last three months. At any rate, without descending to jingoism, Americana can not go It alone In dismantling ships and stacking arms. Most people, we Imag ine, believe la the wisdom of being prepared, as other nations are prepared, for an emergency, however Improbable or forbidding It may be. Jt we are to maintain an army or navy at all, we ought to maintain a good one. Our navy ia said to be, not only lacking aomewhat in ships, but much mora in men properly trainedboth of the upper, and lower ranks. Our army, of course, Is email. We are not inviting war, far from expecting it, but merely following out the plain, beaten paths of human experience when we go in for, adequacy and efficiency along these ?!&. If, oa the other band, the war lead to ?"f.; practical plan for general disarmament, the ttafied States may be counted on to co-operate fully and heartily. Getting the Eoads Beady. Mntola Highway and all the other, transcon tinental roads ought to be put in the best of con dition before the season of. the Panama-Pacific exposition. For undoubtedly many who go to the coast In 115 will travel in thetr autos. The better the condition of the roads,, the larger will be the volume of this traffic. Stops will be longer and more frequent by motorists than by train tourists. Aa what we want to an oppor tunity for showing off tha country to the expo-, sltlon travelers, the matter of the good roads will have an economy value. Regardless of thia consideration, thofigb, we should wish to put the roads in the best of shape. The material ad vantages of thia Will appear to the people of Ne braska, who have more te offer the folks looking for a dellglttful and promising country to locate II than any. other transmlsaourt state. Newspapers and the War Tbe Milk in tha Cocoanut. Commenting on the effort of the klaaaachu actts State Bar association to lessen the volume and Increase the efficiency of legislation in tbat slate, the Christen Science Monitor says it the lawg enacted were more constructive in thetr aim and clearer and more explicit ia thetr terms, tbey would thereby decrease In Volume, as would subsequent litigation. That gets close to the milk in the cocoanut. Lawyera for the moat part make, aa well aa con atrue and administer, our laws. As lawyers a too thrive oa litigation, only the unselfish and patri ot to among them readily lend their Influence to any plan for diminishing litigation. And as the experience of moat legislatures shows, one set of lawyers la always trying to punch holes ia the lawa enacted by another aet. Lawyers, as everybody knows, are seat, not always as members, to very legislature, state and na tional, by certain special interests to promote or defeat legislation, few bills, nowadays, find tbeir way from the hopper to the governor's desk for final action, unattended by the guiding hand of some specially-engaged lawyer, not t speak of the lawyer members of tne legislature. So while in Massachusetts, aa well aa Ne braska and aome other states, high-minded mem bers of the profession are beginning to move for bimpler laws, the reform is not going to have the clearest sailing, it will require all the help patriots of any calling can give ii, but especially will tt require the fostering influence of lawyers who are best informed how to help it along. It no one be mtaled into the notion that keeping the university on the downtown campus is going to save money to the taxpayers, for tt will not save one cent, because the tat levy bae alraady been made. The only open question Is whether the money should be spent building up a alngle coneolidated university on the aukutbaa site or building up two university plaats, one downtown and one at the agricultural college. In the long run the cost of maintaining and con ducting two separate institutions mum be much greater thaa the cost or a consolidated university By araak S. Veyaa, rraetdeat AsaaalaUd Praia. There la, perhaa, no popular mlaundrratamllna mora widespread than la found In tha current belief that a rreat war or othr Important hnppetiinpa that eauaa a a lncred rale of tiwpapera ia proHtabla to ftewanaper cwnera. The fundamental error la ao aroteaque to a noa papor puhliahcr aa to cauae trm humor of It to afford aome, aolace to him If tha hard arttiatlttee trotjhla him ordy. Tho aimple fact ia that the newapaper la probably a heavier financial aufferer In tho rMiRlneae world throtirh war than any and save thoae whose property Is phyalrally detr?yrd or It. On thia aide of tha water the burden of tha preaent European warJs laid hoavleet on newspaper pub liahars of all our bualneaa men. Thia ta ao beeaure of fa:ts that are very eaay to underatand. Tha newapapers of larso circulation la thia coon try ara almoat without exception 1-cent newpapera. The white paer for theae papera cowta more than tha wholaaale Belling; price. There la a loaa on every copy sold and tha eraater tba excitement, the more "extras" laaoed, the greater the loas. In ordinary times thia loea la mad up by advertising- receipt a. It la obvious, however, that nothfmt Is received for the sdvertlalna In this additional and temporary circulation. Tha and revere of this la true. In all times of excitement advertising; diminishes there ara Individual exceptions, of ocuree. but they are sporadic and only prove tha ruk-. If this measured tha extent of the dinaMer to the newspapers that war brings they would even then be somewhat worse off than the average husineaa con cern for with dlrnnlshed advertising earnings they would nave IncreSaed circulation losses. The tale of woe of the aewapapara has only begun, however. The usual bualneaa concern when trade Is bad, whether from war er whatever the canae of tho depression may be, trims Its sails for the storm, curtails the working force, reduces the output. War means to the atewspapef on tha contrary an Immediate and tremendous increase to Its ooat of production. Take tha Associated Press for example. This Is a co-oncrsttve and nonprofit making organization ot soma toe papers, the purpose of .which la to facilitate the exchange ef news between Its members and the collection ef ertgtnal news for their Joint benefit. In times of peace It maintains news bureaus In all the world centers ef news and the cost oV Its operations runs annually to an enormous sum. The little flurry of the Bpanlsh-Amsrlcaa war, however, cost the As sociated Pres fWl.Ofle In addition to Its normal ex pensoa. In preparation for the peeverblal ''rainy day" which with the Associated Press Is war-art emer gency fund ef tfflO.SOO had been accumulated. Blnce the latter part of July, this baa been eaten into at an appalling rate, for the Associated Press must expand ita corps of correspondents at all news points from Ijendon to Tokio, must multiply Ita cable expenditures by five or by ten If tha cvneors graciously permit. As with the Associated Press, go with all In dividual newspapers, large or small. The maintain ing of editorial and mechanical forces during unusual hours to provide for the prompt publication ol declarations of war snd great battles alone amounts to a heavy burden. It Is When the case of the Individual great news papers, like those of New York and Chicago, la con sidered that the full accuracy of Oereral Sherman's pronooncement as to war Is established, so far as the newspaper la concerned. These newspapers fael bound In the performance of their duty to their readnrs to do a large amount of original news gathering tn addttlon tt that done for thnnv by tho Associated Press or other newa gathering organisations and the expense to them Is simply staggering. It Is doubtful whether any of the publishers of the great newspapers can even now refrain from either tears r bad language when he thinks ot the orgy of expense la which ho wss Involved during the Rpanlsh-AmerVcn war. The ordinary profits of the moat proaperoug vanished Into thin air and the leas fortunately placed found themselves facing enormous deficits. . ; Harrowing aa that recollection has been It will seem Ilk a rosy dreera If the present tltanio copfilct eontlnuea for a considerable time and the newspapers keep up their expenditures on the scale of August aad Bsptamber. , It may well be that all newspaper owners will be praying for a censor who will forWd any reference to the war to be cabled. People and Events Columbia university, New Tork. leaps te the front this year with a rosier of 12,K students, the highest enrollment ef any educational Institution in the world. Ambulance chasers and Shyster claim asenta are among the derelicts stranded In New Tork City by the workmen's compensation law. The transition from affluence to poverty doesn't extract a gob of sympathy. 1 Word cornea from over the aeaa that Mary Uardsn has abandvmad the stage for the time, being and is going to the front a a Red Crose WoVker. "I may never sing again," she Whispers, Wherefore Chkago perks up end sobs, "What, never?" liOttlevlUA, Ky Is hot-rifled by the discovery that the luscioue and pungent "hamburger steaks" Which filled leeal epicures with Joy are made of horse meat. Warrants are eat for to of fond era, and If caught with the goods, quick punishment Will fit the awful crime, Parmer Governor Oeborne of Wyoming Is waging a legal battle la court at Springfield. 111., to recover ft, W and Interest, out of whk"h he waa whlpeawed la a sheep Seal thirteen years aire. Mr, Osborne In his eepositto adailts ha waa fleeced, but didn't know tt at the time. Ceieasl IL A. rttttrihin. a prominent official 6f the standard Oil company, IS dead at his home le Madi- son, H. J. lie was one ef the many oil pioneers of Onto who followed the nnrfcefoilere from Cleveland te New York aad soeopad In enaae of tha ell millions. John tK Rockefeller Is the chief survivor ef the group. Broadus Jonee of Macon, aa., who. until a year ego, waa selling newspapers on the streets, la now Installed as a minister of the haatlst church. Though oaly IS years of age. hie experience as a newa crier enables him to put hte extra thrills where they will do the most good. Axel 6 won son of West Concord, N. H.. a granite cutter, poases two peculiar characteristics. His hands work In unlaon that Is, a movement of one Involuntarily causes the other band to perform the same function, and while ha has aa abundance of bair npoe hs head he has never had to use a rtsor on Ms fare. Twice Told Tales The Rest Cere. Senator lleary Cabot Lodga waa condemning, at a dinner le Uoaton, the light, vacuous duality of the magaaine ef the day. , ' I know a doctor. said Soiistor tad, ''who was consulted by a famous novelist. The novelist. It tureed out, had brain fag. So the doctor said to him: " "I prescribe for you complete, absolute repose, both cneutal aad phyralcaJ. CJo oft somewhere by the swa, loaf ea the sand, and, to rest yaor mind, write a series of tea or twrlve anagaslne stories. " Boston Glotp. A Lover ef Sperta. "Aeatria astareed tha European situation ha she earlared war on tittle Pervia." said OeneraJ , Wlnf S. Udgeriy. ta Bangor. "She nflareed the situation as completely aa the rich, lady misread tbe question ef a friend. "A rivh SdJ good lady, whose home llfs wss not. alas, all that could be desired, Wat asked by a friend as they motored past a golf riub: Tv rou like sports?" " 'Well. I aurpse I oegM to.' the rUh lady si lied. 'I married ens.' " Wahlnttf fiat A areesneat. OMAHA, Oct. IT.-To the Editor of The Hce: t read with pleasure snd profit yo'tr ad'lress on the short ballot and re form of election machinery. Whatever we may disagree upon, we certsinly agree upon this. C. P. HARRISON. OMAHA. Oct 17. To the Editor of The Dee: Why should recant property on west Martha street or Home Terrace ad dition, be assessed for the laying of water mains while all other property through out the heart of the city of Omuhs has been exempt of sny such assessment foi-- the laying of such water mains? P. II. A poor girl who has invested her sev ings In a lot In said addition. ;lory ef War. OMAHA. Oct. lt.-To the Editor of The Ree: The only glory ( of war Is dfath! Desolate homes to which father and brother shall never return! Women and children facing the gloom ot starvation. Helpless, crying, clinging dependent ones thrown upon the mercies of a cold, unfeel ing, unsympathetic world! Glory of war! Hospitals full ot mangled human beings. Plelds strewn with the dead and dying, to be piled In great heaps and burned, while the rivers run red with blood! Olory of wnr! t The deserted plow, the empty office, the silent factory. "All the glory of war! MlIMons of Christian Slave men driven to the slaughter front by Whom and for what? Olory of war! Each nation endeavoring to outstrlde the other In devilish man-killing mech anl'ms. Millions wantonly wasted for yearly srmiments. Christian nations do this and Christians pass such law meas ures! Olory for war! Culture, refinement, religion, civilisa tion thrown to the four Winds! Arbitra tion and diplomacy a mockery, for our Inherent Instincts seem to be for the glory or war! C, WAL8H. frerklngaaew eee ftefceel Board. OMAHA, Oct. 17.-To the Editor of The Bee: Permit me to say a few words in reply to our friend, C. Ferguson, who has denounced the cltisens' school: board ticket Mr. Ferguson, It seems, Is1 a car penter and he Is real anxious for repre sentatives of labor to be on the school hoard. I would call his attention to the fact that he denounces one set of dtlsens for the school bosrd and commends an other. The ones he commends stand solid for the capitalistic class the seme as the one he denounces. And if he would show as much Interest In the affairs of his own class as be appesrs to show In the affairs of the capitalist, he Will find that the socialist party has a tchoot board ticket composed of worklngmen and women who ate fully competent- to fill the position and who are true to their own class. We also have a full county, state and national ticket that wo would ask Mm to Investigate. Mr. P., with his horny hand, is a traitor to his own class when h votes for a capitalist party can didate for any office. JEPSE T. RRILLHART. , . Wl Pacific. Lett era treat a Petit (cat Heathea. - 8C3JEWIHBRE, Oct la To the Editor of Tbe Bee: It was on November 8, that the V. a. f, Fan Jacinto, Captain" Charles Wilkes, lay In the narowest part ot ike .Bahama channel, MO miles from Havana, watching for the British mail steamer Trent, plying between Vera Cms and St. Thomas.' Tie Trent waa aupposed to have on board the rebel emissaries Mason and Blldell, who had sneaked out of Charleston, 8. C, on the blockade run ner Theodora nearlv a month nrevlnus. 'and were on their way to QUrope In the Interest of the so-called confederate states. At 11:40 a. m. Captain Wilkes sighted the Trent ,Aa It approached he fired a solid shot across Its bow as a signal for It to heave to and hoisted the Ameilcan flag. Tbe Trent ran up the r.rtUsh. flag and held Us course. But Wilkea waa no trifl-r; hs fired a shell, which expioded within a few hundred feet of its Jib. This had the desired f. feet To make a long story short. Wilkes took Mason and Blldell from the Trent and left the Rritlsh steamer te finish Its voyage. . The prisoners were taken to, the United Mates and confined at Port War ren. England demanded their surrender, and President Lincoln complied with the demand. - So much la hiatory. But suppose En gland had demanded, in addition te the surrender, a salute to Its flag; that Lin coln had Jseented. provided the salute were mutual; that Briftlaad had replied by sending a fleet to take forceful pos session of New Tork City and customs house, and had proceeded to collect our customs. At this point Louis Bonaparte of France. Francis Joseph ef Austria and Leopold U of Belgium tender their good offices as mediators. England accept the tender, and invites Abrham Lincoln and Jefferson Davia to send representa tives. ' This Jug-handle tribunal meets . Copenhagen art Araateruant. England withdraws Its demand for a aalute te the flag, and this self-constituted court sets Itself to an adjustment of the unhappy relation between America and Its re bellious slaveholders. But England de mands, as a condition precedent, the ab solute elimination of Abraham Lincoln Had thia been done, that history would have been repeated in the laat several months. But recurring to the Imaginary sketch, how would Americans have felt What would Americans have done? Nowi put yourself In Mexico's place. DER HEIOB. Ealad aad (.eras ay. To the Editor of The Bee: la order that the American cltlaea may get a bet ter understanding of the underlying cauaee concerning the "crime of the age. " which Is now being enacted by part of the foremost nations of Eurspe the articles written by world renowned scholars of both sides. Including the opinions of men of learning who have been guiding the destinies of the Oer. tmae universities ia the last generation are Worth reading. By them the Amer. icaa public la Informed of the attitude of Germany ta the g-rave erieis which confronted aer In the ominous days ef th UtUir part er July and the first Part of Auguat They also inform the American, who desire to play fair and. who reads with his mind unbiased of the treacherous hsnd played bv the British foreign office. Had Sir Kdware day not played tit traitor ta clvUlsaUoe the war would have been averted, or at least locallged betweea Auatrta-Ituagary and Russia, but he ne doubt sale u la. led that England, la company with France and Rua."ta, could crush Germany and Austria-Hungary In the course of a few weeks, the other nations te do the fight ing, haatvft, and he to coft In on the spoil'- lie thorgi)t he was taklrg Usue with the Qermen Kaiser only, snd f em the possibility that the dtiimnn nation ss one man. from the highest to tho lowest, would ba on the firing Hue. To me the Fu mhnmn or "the EnRllili man Is Just as good ss German, but to sny that the common people only dn the f'ghtlng is crrta'iily a mistake so far as Germsny Is concerned. As a demo erst'e Institution, the German army stands alone for able-bodied men, aristo crat or pauper, prince or peasant. . rh li ot poor. thy ai; a,e there, sharing; ihelr country's herolu defense against the ene mies from all slds. But Khere are the English sristorrats? Are they on th firing line? Not much. Truly, Germany and all her people must believe Hint thry are waging a war for their very exist ence, believing It to be a- less saerifl c than to be overrun by the Cdsaok. and the wiping out of lla splendid achieve ments of the last thirty years. Tluit KnKlnnd should have mixed up In this abominable wa and then offered Bel gium's neutrality only for en excuse, when her own men of letters snd luhor proclaim In hlsh places a different nu.l mo?t sordid reawn. is certainly to her great discredit, and no doubt history will so record it: snd then called upon an Aslstic nation to help and to destroy ut terly all vestige of the high klcals and ctvlllxatlon so carefully transplanted and nourished in order to be an exsmple fqr the Chinese to follow; then the trench ery to civilization Is more than com plete. War In this sge and generation Is an absolute crime. If Germsny and the German nation are right In this war let Ivor win. If not, she ought to lose. Rut from a close study and analysis and In formation which I can gather. I believe alio Is right II. FIHC1I ER. , WHITTLED TO A POINT. "I undeisttind their tilnneis and dap cS sr rsth'r smell." "Yes. They're mi rich not ttvy can pick the sit'std they rrly want Cleve land Plain I'rsh r. ". 1 e oil luir .Ainpl hi n fur m i ri'lny ihv? j "No," rr,iiid Kn-rmr '"nmtce--el What I ae're troubled wltn ,nt t.. vv I. uti annuel drnui:. If r-e h:id mm) islny '! vrry.odv would hevc money." nshiugtoti .vnn;. Towne Iio you make jour eook psv for what she breaks? F'lhuibe tin snsnie.it-Mke her pAv? I should smv not' Whv. cverv month, he sides raying her sain -v. we' reward her liberally f.ir what sh didn't break : Philadelphia Inquirer. "Iim tor. tnv limes feel compressed foine tell -m- to Inhale sulplidr funiee. Oilier tell me In inhnle myrrh. What do you think ?" 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