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Subscribers leaving the city temporarily
should have The Bee mailed to them. Ad
dress will bo changed at often aa reqneated. r ,
King Cora wilt take care of the commissary
department.
Perhaps they were afraid the Red Cross folks
might get out of practice.
War or so war, it's a shower of told for the
telegraph and cable companies.
AMI! Omaha hath4 nrpaa1nnal1v ftvin Wnre
It got a municipal bathing beach.
Fortunately for us, Mother Nature furnished
Nebraska the best fortifications of all.
It Is good to be told the Britons "calmly face
the war," Sure, they do, "if they face It at alii
No doubt the "Elck Man of Europe" Is Im
proving under the Influence of the present situa
tion. '
"A fateful hour has fallen for Germany"
Emperor 'WllliaM. Fateful for more than Oer-'
many. .
. In this sudden shake-up, the Rlrer of Doubt
sines to msignmoance . oesiae tne raver
Danube.
Until the Swiss navy Is mobilised , our. tor
ernmentat Washington will coatlnue to hope
for the best.
wou an yapreceaeatea ,epewng ior some
one to via that Noble peace prise by a 'simple
twist of the wrist.,' , - . J I ,
Even without a publicity campaign, today
will In all probability be the world' greatest
go-to-church Sunday.
If when Huerta arrives In Europe he finds
life too dull and prosaic, he might stage a ball
fight or two to liven It up. , .
Most disheartening of all Is the fact that the
open season for statesmen to go chautalklng la
apparently shot All to pieces.
la this mundane sphere it It not the woman
alone who reserves the right to change her mind
with or without provocation.
' Fifteen Inches of rainfall since March Is
pretty good for what was once ' known as the
center of the Great American desert. '
The St. Louis Times speaks of "War's Bed-,
fellows." That is it; the big one Is trying to
pull all the covers off of the little chap.
If volunteers for a military campaign came
as easily as filings for a political campaign, no
. The movies are rushing to the front by
double-quick step from every capital of Europe.'
Soon w shall have. the war at our very doors. ...
But remembering that good old graft of. SO
cents a mile each way, not many of our congres
sional statesmen are apt to see the advantage of
government ownership of railroads for some
time to come.
.1 '
The twenty-fifth anniversary of' their wedding was
celebrated by Mr. and Mra Samuel J. Howell at thalr
horn west of the city.' Anions those present wera
Mr. and Mra. Thomas Oltaoru. Dr. and Mrs. Neville.
Mr. and Mra, frhiller, Mr, and Mrs. Aurust Pratt!
Mr. and Mra J. W.' Lounsbury, Mr. and Mra How
land. Mr. end "Mrs. Ives, Mr. and Mrs. Goodrich, Mr.
and Mr.; George pibson. Mr, and Mra Oeortt W.
Aim Mr. and Mrs. U. C. Ames, Mr. and Mra. E. M.
Baxtlett. Mr. and Mra C. J. Barber. Mr. and Mra
L N. lVrce, Mr, and Mra J. W. Howell. Mr. and
Mrs.J. a. Meceath, tMr. and Mrs. Bvana. Miss ByJ
vanus of Clinton. Ia;' Wins Harvey of Chicago, the
Misses Black of rvenport.1 Mlaa Little Howell of
IVe Moines, the Miseea .frrhaller. Green, Gibson. Rob
bins and Messrs. Dale. Wood. Griffin, Montgomery,
Hardy, W. S.- Howell,-frneaton. Hlsslnbotttom and
tsherman. Ona of tha novel features was that Mra
Howeil wore her weddln dress, a very rich ona. U
altered style, .''
A f.'S reward cams frara Ban Vranetsce to ax
Policeman Malta, and that sentlemtji therefore re
membered tha police force with a fine box of cigars.
H-'E. fiunn, popular driver for the Grand Vnioa
Tea. company. Is the happy father of a srlrl.
Mrs. Joaephlne Ean has suite U visit Colorado
points,' Inludlns Denver. Colorado Sprinta. Pueblo
and ladvjile.
Mra. Frank Cjllea of Denver Is vlalttne her mother
Mra Ellen Wilson. '
Mra Ditai CinfU.ld has 'sonc on a-two weeks'
via, l to relatives In WiM
UniTenal Affinitj.
General Miles' view that a war of all Europe
would eventually prove an agency of world peace
because "Through Its devastation and bloodshed
It would demonstrate the wisdom of a parlia
ment of reason and Justice to settle Interna
tlonal controversies," will find agreement In
many sober minds. The reason for his faith Is
that It will be the last great war the world will
see.
The paramount lesson of the present situa
tion Is the universal affinity of nations. There
is the Triple Alliance binding together Germany,
Austria-Hungary and Italy, the Triple Entente
uniting Russia, France and Great Britain.
Rervla's support from Russia and lesser powers
comes through blood kin. But the ram If lea
tlons do not cease. Holland, Belgium and
Switzerland assemble their troops for self
protection; Norway, Sweden and Denmark on
general principles.
Then over the seas Japan stands at attention
for the possible call from Britain in accordance
with their agreement to aid each other If at
tacked by two or more powers. Even China is
In peril, yet here enters the United States, an
unwilling participant as the bounden friend of
the new republic, In the rapacity of guardian.
Bo two hemispheres are Involved. Canada, on
this side,, Is, of course, supporting its Mother
Country. '
And finance, diplomacy and commerce every
where are gravely affected. Why Is it that the
great twentieth century of matchless genius has
not turned this Intimacy of Interrelationship,
this universal affinity. Irrevocably to the perma
nence of peace Instead of the advantage of war
to the promotion of brotherhood Instead of
the vengeance of selfishness?
. .... , . Keeping the City Beautiful.
.. Why. not put. the stress on "keeping" In
stead of "making" Omaha a city beautiful? We
have a beautiful, a very beautiful city, as, of
course, our "city beautiful" advocates realise.
Omaha is made beautiful In the first place, by
Its natural topography, Its broad, well lald-out,
paved and richly shaded streets; its attractive
homes and their artistic surroundings and its
lovely parks.
The combined efforts of publio authorities
and private cltisens to promote the beaaty and
attractiveness of the city are indeed commend
able, but for the sake of doing ourselves full
justice and avoiding false Impressions abroad,
would It not be better to emphasize the idea of
keeping' this the beautiful city that it IsT
, , That "Obey" Clause.
v. , If the so-called feminist movement Is, as rep
resented, responsible for this hurrah against the
"obey" clause in the' marriage vow, It is likely
to lose cast to a very great extent with sober
minded folk. That would be too bad, for there
,1s ; always some good to be subserved In our
day, and age and land by a movement that claims
for Its purpose the continued advancement of
the cause of womanhood. .
Thin protest against woman submitting to
the, In J unction to "obey" her husband rests, as
we understand It, on the claim for freedom for
the woman equal to that for man. Freedom cer
tainly should be equally divided between them.
Hut what la it that renunciation of this ancient
clause .shall Tree woman from? 'The Continent,
in a treatment of "The Woman Question," ob
serves: ........
Chiefly, there la rebellion aaalnat marriaae vows
which on solemn promise before Almighty God lnd
a woman to give her love and devotion to one man
and his children until . death do . them part. For,
of course, such an obligation accepted and kept
prohibits love from deserting tha home which Is
founded thereon. Lova so bound must stand santry
continually acalnat tha home's enemies, faithful to
its watch until life's sunset. And thla to the ex
treme feminist of current times Immersed In her
sentimental fog-clouda, carries tha aspect of slav
ery. She rails upon it aa repression of personality,
limitation of self -expression and much such archaio
gush- ,
Women who In the ages gone have taken
this vow and "lived happily ever afterward," as
they say oa the stage, of course, have no com
plaint to make of It. The complaint Is made
by women' who have not taken it, but are ex
pecting or hoping to have occasion to. Their
views of it must, of necessity, be more or less
theoretical, not even experimental; certainly aot
worth as much as those of the women who
have lived and reared families by ' the vow.
With all due deference to the good women,
is not this Just another reflection of the mis
taken idea that in a general sense, restraint
and freedom cannot go together, a delusion
that .makes liberty license? It Is a crass notion,
surely, that duty may be met by evading It.
All have natural obligations to which they con
tinue bound, despite any self-contrived , phil
osophy that Justifies such easy-going irrespon-.
slbility as would shift the I burden from the
shoulders on which it belongs, to others.
Puny and Puiiiant Has. '
.Wall, Ufa la a quaint ' pusale. '' 3lts. ' the , most
InoonaTUoua, Join la each other, and the scheme thus
gradually becomes symmetrical and clear; when lot
aa the Infant claps his bands and cries, "Has! see!"
tha punlo la made out!" all the pieces are swept Into
tha box the black, bos with the gilded nalla.
' "It is man's wont to conceive an 'absurdly
exaggerated view of his own importance, and too
often forget what an exceedingly insignificant
little creature he really Is," writes the learned
Bishop Vaughn of London, In one of his many
Illuminating books. 'He Introduces a chapter of
It : under the title, "The Riddle of Life." with
the foregoing quotation from Lord Lytton.
1 Man Is puny, but also puissant. Humility is a
conquering force, provided It Is coupled up with
other forces. The ego Is In us all and sometimes
makes us garrulous and absurd. Yet man needs
to know that he Is pulssaat quite as much aa
that he is puny. He is the king of creatures,
"made In the image of God." He came forth
with a mission to subdue all things. He must
blate the way for i civilisation, convert forests
and plains into cities, rear states, build empire.
solve the mysteries of science.. He must link
continents together, put tha people of one hem
isphere la speaking distance with those of an
other. He must harness the rivers, torrents and
cataracts, so that they shall supply the power
for propelling the engines of 'ndustry and com
merce. He must catch the currents of the air and
thread them Into electric dynamos to drive great
plants, to light streets and houses and supply
a thousand needs of human progress. Maa
must apply the genius of his intellect to letters,
to law, to Invention, to art, in such a way as to
articulate tbe crude potentialities of earth, air,
water and sky with the everyday necessities of
an ever-expanding and demanding world.
This all takes a sense of one's importance.
The boy wants to understand tbe difference be
tween an Intelligent appreciation of his real
powers and an Idiotic egotism, which carries
him past all possibility of making any good use
of those he possesses. "Know thyself!" It Is
the quest of the sages of every age. Happy the
man who finds his real powers and worth and
fortunate the cycle with the men who know
how to apply them. It takes a lot of daring to
conquer the problems of a daring time, but al
ways the puissant mind of man has met the test.
Italy at a Possible Wedge.
Europe begins a new. week armed to the
teeth. Every preparation has been made for
war by most nations, even to the issuing of ulti
matums and the arrangement of their diplo
matic affairs in other countries. Germany has
honored Uncle Sam with its monttorshlp In
France, and we do not depreciate the signifi
cance of It.
. Tet hopes of peace are expressed. King
George pleads at St Petersburg, even the kaiser,
despite his twelve-hour order and window
speech, has his ambassador ready to accept the
csar's agreement for no war. Bat the resound
ing clang ot mobilizing troops breaks In on the
murmur of voices. Small hopes' are expressed
in European capitals.
But Italy has balked.- As expected, the
lingering effects ot the Tripoli campaign make
it anxious for peace. It gets around Its Triple
Alliance obligations by explaining that It re
gards the actions of its allies, Germany and Aus
tria, as aggressive war, which lets Italy out un
der the agreement.
Austria seems alarmed by the decision.
Evidently Italy's position Is not without sup
port. If so, what of the binding effect either
of the Triple Alliance or the Triple Entente?
If Italy persists in this decision, reports say
Austria will let down on its original resolution
for war to the bitter end. "Necessity is the
mother of Invention," they say. Maybe it ex
plains the case of Italy, but no matter, If it
serves to avert this threatened slaughter It will
be justified.
One Good Plank But Why Wait?
The so-called platform put out for the hand
picked candidates of the water marked legislative
slate contains one good plank to which The Bee
would gladly subscribe so far aa new legislation
Is necessary to accomplish the purpose. The
plank reads as follows:
We favor the paaeave of laws placing all city
and county officials on a salary basia. and providing
that all fees and emoluments of such officers shall
be turned Into the treasury and that prisoners In tha
county Jail shall be fed by the sheriff as the agent
of the county, without profit to himself.
We say we would subscribe to this plank
to tbe extent that new legislation is necessary
to accomplish the purpose, whose necessity,
however, . we very . much doubt so far as the
most flagrant offenses of fee grabbing are con
cerned. The law which now fixes the salary ot tha
sheriff contemplates that he account for, and
turn in, all the other receipts and emoluments
of his office.
The law which now prescribes the generous
compensation of the district court clerk like
wise intended to have him cover into the treas
ury all the revenues coralng Into his hands by
virtue ot his official position.
So why should any honest man wait for new
laws to compel public thieves to disgorge?
What la stopping Sheriff McShane or District
Court Clerk Robert Bmlta from turning In the
fees they are trying to get away with under
eover ot hair-splitting legal technicalities?
What kind ot a fake reformer is It that helps
write such a platform plank with his pocketa
at that very moment lined with fees by right
belonging to the taxpayers?
When the Tourist Traffic Trembles.
' la its commercial aspects, one of the first
things Europe has to dread from the threatened
war is the stoppage of the American tourist
travel. ' Cessation ot this travel right in the
height of the season is for many killing the
goose that lays the golden egg. No estimate
places the number of Americans abroad for rest,
recreation and study at less than 150,000, and
the correct figure is more probably nearer twice
this number. Catering to the American tourist
Is an established industry in every continental
country, and almost the sole Industry la many
watering places and health resorts. Of course,
visitor trora abroad cannot all get home at
once, but the exodus which has already set In Is
bound 'to continue unless pesce . efforts prove
successful, and the usual substitution of new
comers will fall to materialize. The occasion
etDphaBtxes the tremendous dimensions to which
the. tourist traffic has attained, and, what its
sudden disturbance or interruption means.
,'(Tom" Tibblea once wrote a magazine arti
cle about the miraculous cure ot a sick lung pro
duced eby the shipment ot a 115,000 campaign
fund, from Wall street to Nebraska, but that
miracle is not In it with the wonderful cure Just
worked by the withdrawal of the leading candi
date for the republican congressional nomina
tion in this district.
The veracious dispatches retailing the news
of the Calllanx verdict said the spectacle of the
two opposing counsel embracing each other
calmed the tumult that raged when the jury re
ported. The only touch now to complete the
dram is that duel between se two grand Judges.
With every candidate promulgating his. own
platform separate and distinct from his party
platform,' which ot them will be paramount in
case of conflict will have to be determined
later.
It Is as true today as It was when Lincoln
was alive that the maa who thinks he can fool
all the people all of the time, Is sadly self deluded.
"It looks like Armageddon Is Europe," says
a professional analyzer of the war situation.
Tea, only Perkins is not there with the purse.
Mr. Maeterllnk rises to ask, "Do horses
think?" From .the drivers some have to obey,
it la to be hoped they do.
HAMMER TAPS.
You can always a womsn mad by
telling her that you he-trd her snoring.
One trotihto with this world la that the
follow who are most In need of adrlce
are thoe who are always trying to give
It amay.
We may he wrong, hut we will always
maintain that any woman who has to
carry a gun to defend her honor hasn't
much to defend. . ,
When 'a hoy hears two men speak of
the good old days he Imagines they have
reference to the period when there were
knot holes In the fences around the big
league ball parks.
One resaoti why mother Is stoop-shouldered
from dclng all the housework alone
Is because daughter has to practice walk
ing as if she were doubled up with
cramps, or people wouldn't know that aha
had acquired the debutant slouch.
There are all sorts of people. In the
world. Including the man who gets a lot
of consolation out of the rumor that
Jawn Dee Rockefeller can't eat anything.
Our great-grandfathers get credit for
our vices. But we acquire our own vlr
tuea We are traveling pretty fast. If you
mention "The Pilgrim's Progress" to the
average boy of today he would think
you were talking about some new game.
It makes a girl mad to have a pimple
on her face because she knows she hasn't
any where you couldn't see them.
A man may have a little respect for an
ornery mutt who sets fire to an orphan
asylum. But the guy who catches four
of a kind when you are holding a pat full
house Is Sfven degrees lower than a
Klwash Indian who feeds his baby on
snakes. Cincinnati Enquirer.
IN OTHER CITIES.
Paris, France, contains only one oak
tree.
Boston's 191 J per capita fire loss was
Philadelphia has banished" all beggars
from Its streets. " ' '
Atlanta may- provide open air 'annexes
to public schools.
New York ' last year had 1070 fires
caused by clgarettea
Pittsburgh will sewer a .new district
containing 4,500 acres., .
St Louie parks are filled with sleepers
during the heat wave.
New Tork Is to have a statue of Mme.
Js'ordlca In Central park.
Baltimore's municipal expenditures are
Increasing $RO0,O0O a year.
Salem, Mass., will permit rebuilding
with wood by Are sufferers.
Indianapolis In 7une Issued permits for
657 new buildings, to cost $$41,238. .
New Tork property destroyed by fire
last year was valued at 17,467,967.
Elisabeth, N. J., has 7,871 school pupils.
4,198 of whom have defective teeth.
Baltimore recently Imported a ship
load of paving brick from England.
Camden. N. J., for tha next six months
will pay S22,61f.M for city government.
Philadelphia In three years have
spent 1300.000 for smoke-abating devices.
St. Paul's police stations are said to be
unfit places for oonflnlng human beings.
Niagara Falls. N. T., Is to have an
ultra-violet ray water purifying system.
Buffalo denies reports ot many eases
of rablet among doga. Only six discov
ered. Few persons bitten.
ABOUND THE WORLD.
flam produces a seedless trapafrult
Belgrade's fire loss Is about 111.000 a
year.
Tunis is reviving cultivation of the date
palm.
Spain last year produced 1,422,035 tons
of olives. '
Swedish mines employ 1M women and
ITS4 children.
Bradford, England, Is to have an elec
trical exposition In October.
Aleppo has one factory producing over
12.000 pounds of glue annually.
It Is estimated that the annual eateh of
lobsters In the world Is 125,000,000,
Bavarian government insures crops of
farmers against damage by hail.
Ecuador In 1918 produced M.679.80S pounds
of cacao beans, valued at 18,030,044,
In Russia bricks made of coal dust are
used for paving. The coal dust Is com
bined with treacle and resin.
New Zealand breeds between 22,000.000
and 24,000,000 sheep, of which about 28 per
cent are annually exported.
Over 15,000 acres of land in Ontario are
under cultivation for the growth of to
bacco, with a yield of over 20,000,000
pounds. ,
It Is estimated that nearly 70,000 tons of
corks are needed for tha bottled beer and
aerated waters consumed annually In
Britain. .
America heads the list with (6,063: Oar
many la second with 49,848: than follows
England with 28,738; Russia with 18,000.
France with 13,000 and Italy and Austria
each with 9,500 poatofflces.
NOTES OF PROGRESS.
Nova Scotia coal mines are rapidly be
ing electrically equipped.
Brussels maintains a school for grave
diggers, through which men . must pass
to take up that occupation.
British oceanography . expedition will
travel 21,000 miles oa Its sea-charting ex
pedition In the next six years.
Much success has attended aa English
doctor's experiments In curing lead poi
soning with an electric bath.
The Canadian board of censors viewed
11,000.900 feet of motion picture films last
year. More than (00,000 feet were prohib
ited. An Australian has Invented a water
proof electric motor to drive brushes
against the hulls of vessels to clean them
without dry-docking.
A record Is believed to have been made
by a fire engine which pumped water at
Superior, Wis., for three months with but
five stops for repairs.
Tha offices of the Looee-WUee Biscuit
company of Kansas City contain a large
accounting room where many clerks are
employed. At I 0 o'clock each afternoon
a bell Is sounded and each employe la ex
pected to leave his or her work for five
minutes and exercise.
CeeanHaee-ata tm Cardinal.
Brooklyn Eagle.
To Cardinal Qtbbona, celebrating his
eightieth birthday, today, the compli
ments ot tha season are due from alt
Americana. The ranking prelata of the
Roman church, always a good citiaea,
nurses aspiration not asperities; and
tha cause of law and order has no more
efficient champion In the I'm ted 8tatea
People and Events
Secretary of the Navy Daniels an
nounces that Admiral Fletcher will take
command of the Atlantic fleet Septem
ber J. .
M. Oumba. Austro-Hungary ambassa
dor to the t'nlted 6tates, hss cancelled
hie trip to Europe, lie had expected to
sail Saturday. -
A gift of 215.000 from the estate of Dr.
Prank Hartley of New Tork, to establish
a scholarship fund at Bowdotn college
was announced.
. President Wilson Is considering Chief
Justice John B. Wlnslow of the Wiscon
sin supreme court for the vacancy In the
United 8tatea supreme court.
Explorer Mlllward, who says that the
River of Doubt has been on the maps for
100 years, simply proves that he Is about
half a century more reactionary than
Henry Savage Land or.
Governor Glynn of New Tork has ap
pointed a commission to represent the
state In the forthcoming celebration of
the 100th anniversary of peace between
English speaking peoples.
Nestor Wllmart of Brussels, a banker,
was fined 8900 and sentenced to ten
years In prison for swindling the public
out of 83.400,000 by overissuing stock ot
tha Qhent-Terneusen railway.
. King Lo, protege of the Chinese gov
ernment and a college graduate, has en
tered tha New. Tork state highway de
partment without compensation to study
construction and maintenance.
! Dr. J. William White of Baltimore,
after spending a day at Sagamore Hill,
said that although the colonel looked
very well and had about regained his
normal weight, he would not be able
'to attempt anything In the way of gen
eral campaigning day after day.
It Is reported that William Waldorf
Astor sold his London newspapers, the
Pall Mall Gazette and the Observer, for
giOO.000, which is -much less than they
cost and Is considered less than they
are worth. But no doubt he had got
tired of them, and his fortune Is large
enough to make the price of trifling con
sequence. .
. ' The funeral of Augustus Smith, said
to have been the oldest graduate of Tale
university and who died in Washington
Monday, was held at Washington. Conn.,
Thursday. Mr. Smith was (9, served in
the treasury at Washington more than
forty years and had known all the presi
dents sfter Johnson, excepting Roose
velt, whom he never succeeded In meet
ing. .
SECULAR SHOTS AT THE PULPIT.
Minneapolis Journal: The minister who
tu-ned newsboy evidently decided to let
the newspapers do his preaching for him.
Washington Poet: Judging from relig
ious statistics, Methodism has made, more
rapid headway than John Wesley's views
on dreaa.
Kansas City Star: A Wichita boy told
the Sunday school teacher that his' favor
ite parable was the one where the man
"loafs and flahes."
New Tork Herald: Clergyman at Brigh
ton Beach la preaching through a 'mega
phone. Probably trying to make his voice
teach those "who will not hear.'' ""
Boston Transcript: The evangelist who
ssys that New Tork la the brink of hell
will sadly chagrin that city, which .had
always fondling Imagined that it was the
very bottomless pit Itself. ...
Louisville Courier-Journal: A mission
ary In India writes that a molasses dealer
of Rangput went to sleep in the high road
under his cart and was swallowed whole
by a python. When the holy man Is not
otherwise occupied he must be a great
fisherman.
St Paul Dispatch. Rev. Mr. Parmont
is apparently making 8t. Paul hi head
quarters. Does he labor under, the de
lusion that there are no peraons In- this
city who would like that big money -price
which was at one . time offered for- lo
cating hlmT . ,
Houston Post: The congregation of1 a
St. Louis church will go to services Sun
day wearing calico and overalls, the Idea
being to rebuke the ultra fashionables.
These misguided brethren and sisters will
never accomplish results that way. ' and
we are compelled to refer them bi the
Missouri legislature.
OUR DEAR ONES.
NEW WRINKLES.
Sandpapering of small articles can be
done with a disk talking machine by fas
tening the paper to the felt, starting the
motor and holding the articles against It
A luggage carrier for automobiles
which resembles a folded top and Is car
ried In the same position, being within
easy access, has been patented by a Cal
if ornlan.
Spiral plates pivoted to the outer rim
of an automobile headlight and arranged
to be swung across Its lens aa much as
desired have been invented for lessening
the glare.
The principal feature of a new book
holder for the use ' of persons lying In
bed Is a pane of glass on which an open
book can be laid without needing clamps
to retain It.
A French Inventor who for a time wss
blind has designed a typewriter that pro
duces ordinary manuscript and manu
script In Braille embossed characters at
the same time.
Under government supervision strong
and practically fireproof sandstone has
been made in the Philippines by the
steam process from beach and river sand
and volcanic taff.
To prevent an elevator moving as a
person enters or leaves it a Maryland
Inventor has Inserted a yielding section
In Its floor, electrically connected With Its
operating mechanism.
The walls of all the rooms of a new
building at the University of Paris are
lined with lead to make them Impervious
to emanations of radium, with which ex
periments are conducted.
CENTURY RUNS.
W. 8. Clark is dead at 108 In Cleveland.
Martha Crise is dead at 101 In Somerset,
Pa-
Solomon Wyrick Is dead in Muskogee,
OkL, aged 126.
Dr. John Merrick of Tork, Pa,, Is now
In bis 102d year.
John Smith of Minneapolis claims to
be 128 years old.
Coed (emDhatlcallv) I'd luat Ilka tn aea
the man that I would promise to "love,
honor and obey!"
Stude I'm aura you would. Illinois
Wlfe-Ta-ta, dearie. I shall write before
the end of the week.
Hual-end Good gracious. Alios. . Tou
must make that check last longer than
that London Opinion.
Mrs. Crabshaw Ton seem to have he.
eome resigned to Freddie's going In swim
ming. Mrs. Cobwlgger Tou see, dear. It's
about the only wav 1 can get him to
wash hia face. Judge.
Maud Would you recommend the law
yer who got you your last divorce?
Beatrix Well, his charges are reason
able, tut I've enjoyed more notoriety
with others. Life.
Mistress Are you married?
Applicant No'm. I bumped into a Ooor.
Woman's Journal.
Maiden What sort of hat did Genevieve
Gotham wear?
Mnn-A simple thing Just a gardenia
In front and a gol-darn-yer behind.
Judse.
Mother What makes the baby cry so.
Nettle?
Pmall Nettts Oh, he got fussy because
I tried to open his mouth wide with
your glove stretcher. Penn State. Froth.
"Why do you go away all summer and
leave home? Tou could be perfectly com
fortable here."
"I know that hut we have to go away
in self-defense. We really can't take care
of all the dogs, canaries, cats, goldfish
and rubber plants on the block." Pitta
burgh Post
- IN PICNIC TIME.
Rtokely S. Fisher In Collier's:
O, -eome with mel Should the daisy chalk.
Be woven only by youthful lovers?
Where richly the white and the red
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The shaded shore and the sunny WMh
, Where the great hawk sails and tha
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O, come with me!
We'll take the babies and play with them:
And dally the whole of the day with
them ;
We'll f rollo and elng and ' be gay wlti
them. .
Bohemians on the lea!
Come, smack the delight of the vagabon4
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In clothee of comfort, wtth mind to be
merry ! - v
We'll smell the flower end .taste the
berry
Where floats the butterfly, feasts thel bee.
And catch the spirit of wild birds airy,
Their secret of Joy!
Oh. ramble once more abroad once more
with me.
To read the poems of God with me
In fields that of old you trod with me.
Where pleasures cannot cloy!
Come, truant from care, to the tenting
trees.
No gypsy more Joyous, no child heart
bolder!
Oh, to roam, oh to rest your head on
my shoulder.
In pictured reveries wrapped and at ease
Forget we are poorer, forget we- are
older.
From the world apart!
Where love wove Its blossomy chain for
us.
And bullded the castles in Spain for us.
There is gladness and Infinite gain tof
us.
There still Is the rest for the heart!
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