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THE BKK: OMAHA, TlirRKIUY, NOVEMBER, 13, 1913. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE VICTOR noSKWATRtC KDITOH 3RKS WlUMNq, FAiySAH AM' 1TTH. Kntrrrd a I Om&hft ronoffrce a second- class matter, tkrms of srroeiumoN. Sunday Ke una year fcaturdar- n. one rat H5 rallr Be. lth,.ut Sunday, on year.. nllv and SuimUv. en year .. IW DKUVKnsn nr CAnuntit Kvn)na; and Sundav He, per month.. lOc Ktfnlnr without Sunday. r" month. .c Dally ms tnolitdltiR Stinday. Tr .ge Dallv Re without Sunday, per month 4Jc Addrsa all complaint of irregularities tn detiwle to City nrrnlatlan nPt. UKMITTANCK Remit hv draft, express or postal order, rwable to The Ree, Publishing company. Only t e nt ntump received tn payment of small account Personal check, ex cept on Omaha and ctrn exchange, not scvepted OKFll-KR Omaha- Th building. South Omaha-Jala N ttct. Council Rluffs-H North Main street Lincoln J Uttle building. Chlragt-M Hearst building. New Tork Room I Fifth avenue. 9t tatrie-MS Saw Hank of Commerce. Washington- 7 Fourteenth St.. N. CORRRSPONDKNCB. Communication relating; to new and tftltbrial matter should ho addresed Omaha Ree, Kdltorlal department. OCTOHKR CIRCriAT10N. 51,725 State of Nebraska. County of Douglas. . Dwight William, circulation manager t Th Rea ruhllthlnr company, being ttty iwom. ayi that tho averax dally circulation for the, month of October, S waa U7. DWIQHT WHJJAM8, mi, wa. ... circulation Manaiter. Buhecribed In my presence and a worn U ore mo thl. Notary Public Sakarrlbersj leTlnsr the- Ur 4wisararily akoald harr The Baa mulled im thews. AdAreaa trill be ohnared often aa requested. Tho telephone) often gives jrrong Idea of man's couraco. the The latest possible outbreak on the (Texas border la Joo Bailor's threat to rua for (OTqrnor. Airy Fairy Lillian li the fairest Urine erldcnca wo know of that It paya to advortls. The greenback money era Is sup jpeseJ to have taught ua not to make the Mao misUko again. The -woman who volunteers to In struct you how to reduco should first take a slant at tho looking glass. A little xnofo and Personal Ambas sador John Lind will be counted among tho American ploneors in Mexico. Wonder it the)' used finger bowls at that grand banquet in Doston for the National Congress of Hotel asso ciations. Those energetic Florence- boosters ar going after that Missouri river bridge as it they meant It. Hero's teed luck! Hurrl u trn to save his face, Newa After a view of tho photograph ono wonders why. That twenty-four-inch snow and stern In the Inke regions cania Just in the midst of tho dry farming con grcss la Oklahoma. One hundred and thirty-five pounds of White House wedding cako ought to furnish thumb-nail slices to go under n whoo lot of pillows. It is said the jlvcs of people In tho United Status Are Insured for more than double the rest of all tho world. Just see how precious thoy are. With one private representative in teuch with lluerta and another with Carraasa, the president evidently in leads te get both aides of the story. Senator J. "Ham" Lewis will also nave to learn tho leseon to nut brakes e kls letter-writing, proclivities be- tere his typewriter runs away with him, Commercial club critics pronounce er heme rule charter as nine-tenths !e4. That's a high tribute from an latHlsition Using magnifying glasses te fins! defects. With 40,000 appointive Jobs uuder the new city administration of New York, anyone with tho slightest dls cerameat caa sue trouble ahead '.here, reform, or no reform. And try to imagine how you would feel if you had won tho grand prlzo la- the land lottory, and set 'em up to your friends on that score, only to be told then that you were not ellg- hle. The shooting of a wild stoer tn Central park. Now York, reminds one of the perils to ba encountered la those Knickerbocker Jungles, partlc ularly among the bulls and bears ot A'all street. The old-fasbloned doctor looked at the patient's tongue before prescrib ing. Ills modern successor is cSarged with making diagnosis ot tho pocketbook first and then hunting for appendicitis. Boss Murphy .is protesting against Dudley Field. Malone for collector of the port o( customs. Dudley failed to boost for the boas, which, ot ?QHrse, forfeits his right to call on live how for a. boost, That New York man who dre tweaty days in the workhouse for wjaklmr. t a pretty girl ought to try fcfe luck Jn Broslau, Germany, whero hiIk man gets only two weeks tlir "tarjg;r at a Policeman. The Nub of That Exposure. Tho exposure of the correspond ence between Senator J. "Ham" Lewis and tho presumably noxt 'am bassador to Russia, conveying stipu lations and assurances ns coming di rect from Secretary Bryan, may bo considered In several nspects. Tho uncovering of a political deal to re ward a favorite with th title and salary of ambassador for n year, nnd no more, doea not reflect crodltably upon the. administration. Hut what must Interest tho public still more Is tho volunteered Information' con tained In tho letter that no treaty Is to bo negotiated with Russia during that time. Now, the fact Is that our last com mercial treaty with Russia was ter minated by tho United States bocauso Russia refused to recognize our pass ports when prorented by American cltizena not to Its liking. The avowed purpose of abrogating this treat' and tho promise of alt polit ical parties wns to Rcouro by a new trcnty, If possible, recognition of our citizenship rights without discrim ination, and to do it with reasonable expedition. Tho messago convoyed by Senator Ixjw In for Mr. Hryan indi cates thnt there Is no Intontlon on tho part of tho present administra tion to press for a now treat, and to wlpo out tho odious dlsrcgnrd of our claims by Russia. That point should not bo lost In tho sldo issues of a patronago squabble. A Year of Freak Elements. What Is said to be tho worst storm In tho history cf northern Ohio oc curs early In November, sweeping a wldo path of suffering and death on Innd and lake. Here Is another cap rlco of naturo tending to sustain tho record of 1013 ns a cyclo of unprece dented weather results. To us tho strange records began with the tor nado on Easter day and continued with tho withering hoa and' dryness of a summor, such as wo nover know before and hopo nover to know ngaln. Then after this abnormal hoat and abeonco of molsturo had lasted on Into Soptombcr, a sudden cold, wet period sot In, and then came "the drleet Octobor" wo over had. It has boon a bad year for tho ele ments, which havo now lashod them selves Into Buch lamontabla fury on tho Great Lakes nnd in Clovoland nnd other surrounding cltlos. In tho Ohio city tho snowfall tucasurod two feet, cutting off telephone and tele graphic communications, paralyzing Industry nnd causing many deaths. Whllo this is going on wo In thei mid dlo west aro basking in tho rays of an oarly spring sun. Yet we should speak of it softly, for no tolling when tho sun will, molt into snow and Ico and wind and wq shall bo haying our deep winter, ,too. Edward Morris Will. . Tho last will and testament ot the lato Edward Morris, ono of tho b'ljf packers, discloses a long list ot phil anthropic bequests, a striking feature of which Is that thoy fall to Jow and Gentile, Catholic nnd Protestant: nllkc. Societies and good causes sponsored by theso aro substantially benoflted without discrimination. Mr. Morris' groat gonitis did not ceuso with tho accumulation of money, of helping to build up and carry on n gigantic Industry. It was big enough to comprehend the larger purposes to which tho fru.Ua of such Industry may be applied and. broad enough to see so In o good in all faiths and creeds committed to the Ideal ot human service. It Is a pity that all poople, rich or poor, cannot catch a similar vision. Many a good work suffers simply bocauso of lack of co-operative effort duo to narrow class nnd sectarian prejudices, But Mr. Morris will follows out u tendency steadily growing among our "big rich" men, who during llffc as well as after, are lending tho prowess of their fortunes to tho amelioration of human Interests. It cannot be fairly said that tho prevailing ten dency today Is to hoard their gold for moth and rust to corrupt, or that as a rulo they are turning a deaf car to thct appeal ot humanity with tho cry, "Am I my brother's keeper?" Rather, tho tendency Is toward a fearless and manful recognition ot tho obligation that they aro their brother's keeper. And those who give themselves over to the truculenco ot inflaming class passions with the pretense, that this Is not truo are apt to bo more sordid than the wealth they condemn. No uoed to shed crocodile tears be cause money supposed to be con trolled by "Wall street" Is being used to develop the natural resources ot backward countries all over the world. If the owners of that money would only send It out this way to bo Invested to help build up the sur rounding country to construct tho Platte river power canal, for exam ple It would be warmly welcomed. The "Spugs," which translated means Society for the Prevention ot Useless Gifts, proposes a movement to stop extravagant tipping, particu larly In the holiday season. After that Bhow of bravery a regiment of Spugs ought to be able to march Into Mexico and capture the whole coun try In a week. Judging by the howls going up, Congressman Dan Stephens' plan ot choosing postmasters by popular pri mary election is Just as well calcu lated to make a dozen enemies and one ingrate as the old discarded sys tem. t looking Backward" ,7"kJ2yn Omaha rcwenia rse ait ruts s? XOVB.MBER 1.1. Thirty Year go There Is talk of forming a western base ball league to l rompoMd of nlnea from 8t. IotiK (tcdalla, Knnas City, fit. Jnnh Ifnrt AlLlnanH rimatia 1tr.rV t,.mi. uurimcto.. nM Mnin. KeoVuk. Qulnej and other town. Canra of tho election returns show that both the ravin bonds' and gohool bonds carrlc by a large majority. Today's receipts at tho custom house: McNamara A. Duncan, one cak Scotch whiskey, one caak Jamaica rum! one cask lrlult whlakey. Collection, JHUS. Willi C. Redfleld, on of Councilman R. Redfleld, died suddenly at hi home on South Twelfth treet. Mr. J. R. Detwller, who ha been erlouly lit for leveral days, la reported to be In a fair way of recovery. Mr. V. H. IJamn has Bone to Ohio on a visit. J. It. McAlvln. who waa the commit- a'oner of Urn Union 1'aclflc at the Na tional Mining and Induatrlal exposition t Denver, returned front Roaton, where ho ha been the commissioner of the com- rany at the Now Knsiana wining ana Manufacturing- Institute. Colonel J. J, Dickey, superintendent of tho Western Union, left for Denver. The meetlnrr of the Union Catholic Li brary association called at their room In the CrelRtiton block waa so poorly at tended on account of the Inclemency of the weather that It wa adjourned for a week. Tho Tounit Men'a Christian sjiaoclatlon U holding nlaht services to make this a week of prayer for yount men. Twenty Years Ago As outlined In The Ree the day before. IV. Coudert of New Vork and J, W. Doane of Chlcaco were named by Federal Judge Dundy of Omaha as additions) receivers for the Union Taclflc. The for mal action was taken upon request of John C. Cowln, special attorney for the Kovernment, nctlns; In conjunction with Attorney General Olney. J, R. Nelson, one of the most popular of the Union Pacific engineer, surprised the boy nnd took unto himself a. brldo In the person of one of the belle of Hiawatha, Kan. John A. McCall, president ot the New York Life Insurancocompnny, was In the city accompanied by A. It. Welch, vice president; J. A. Hrown, auditor, ana Col onel William Hooth. one of the directors. Thy were on a tour of tho west, In specting the company's properties. Mrs. QalllRan, wife of the 'fire cniei. was quite sick. HuKh Murphy began pavlnsr Jackson street from Thirteenth to Sixteenth with Colorado red sandstone The wooden block wcro being torn out and a con crete base put tn. Tho chief Item of business at the Hoard of Education's meeting was a conVas of the election returns, which showed these five out of titeen candidate elected: F. W. Randliauer, F. B. Lowe, J. I Pleron, I, O. Rhoades, A. r. Tukey. All were republican except Mr. Lowe, who wan a democrat. C. J. Smyth was among thu unsuccessful ten. Ten Years Ago Kchoes of a waU,irom country news paper over the 'high price of patent In lda were reverberating In Omaha, whero thesa "commodities" were rmtde and ship ped to the consumer. AH orts ot dart and nulps were flying through the air labeled, "Ironclad Ready Trtnt Combine." "Patent Inside Trust," and so on. The body of William Rarrett. who died at Denver, reached hero and waa burled at Holy Sepulcher cemetery. Ha was a Boilermaker. 52 year of age, and the son of John Barrett, Thirtieth and Hamil ton streets, and had been In Denvor but six month. HI death'waa due to a com. plication ot dlea. City Engineer Roewater returned from Ann Arbor, where h waa wltn his son, Btanloy Rosewater, a student, who was uttering with typhbld fever. Tho father came away after the boy became much improved. C, W. Da Lama t re gave out a publlo Btat'ement to the effect that a contract rad been lgned by the Omaha Hospital and DeaconesV Home association, of which ho ws president, with Rocheford & Gould, oontrhctbr. tor the erection of h. Methodist hospital building on West Cuming street, rather It waa for partial construction. The association was compelled to proceed on the Installment plan because of finances. Elalr Duval was badly cut on the wrist bv gluss when shoved against a glass door at tho high school In the course ot tome physical exetvlsc. People Talked About Out of IKS algrets plucked by customs officials from the hats of Incoming women tourists at New York. IS? proved to bo Imitations. The Imitation algrets burned a readily aa the genuine. A woman haa Just died in Shipley, England, at the venerable age of 101 years. "She lost her teetlu" aya her newspaper biographer, "at the age of 3!. and resolutely refused to have anything I to do with artificial ones." Forty thousand people In Jollet, 111, obeyed the Impulse and went to church last Sunday. It waa a new experience for most of the crowd, but tt took three weeks of persistent boosting to show them the way they should go. The late Dr. Charle McBurney, dls. coverer of appendicitis, teft a fortune es timated at KS0.000. A patent medicine broker who died recently left K,000,CO3. In the race for the wherewith the doctor was distanced by the dopester. The "closed card club" is an Institution which the postofflce Inspector have been trying to break up In Chicago, their at tention being' called to tt by advertise ments sent through tho mail, the city po lice apparently not Interfering. "Several husbands." says Inspector Moore, "com plained to mo that their wive not ,nly were spending al their money, but for getting, that there wa such a thing as housework." Mr. .and Mrs. William Q. Hesdton of Gardiner, Me,, have been married fifty seven yr. They are reported in ex cellent health. Mrs. Heselton is one ot two surviving members ot her class at the Dexter. Me.. High school, Mr. Irene Patton. C being the other. For twenty, five yoars Mr- Heaelton was night bag gturemasler at the depot. He doesn't know the taste of liquor or tobacco. He's a UniveralUt. an Odd Fellow and a re publican. Twice Told Tales Thnt Let Jitmr On The conversation turned to tho power of flattery at a recent historic social session when Miss llllly Rurke, the actress, na reminded of an Incident along that tine. Borne tlmo ago, said Miss Rill)', a cer tain young man got rather negligent In hi courting duty, and It was not until after an absence of nearly a week that ho finally presented himself at the homo of hi heart's desire. Obviously somebody wa exceedingly peevish, and a large bunch ot explana tion was In order. "t wonder you came at all!' she petu lantly exclaimed, not deigning to notice the five pounds of chocolates, and keep ing to the piano stool where there wasn't room for two. "Of course, you were called away on a business trip, and the wire all being down you couldn't notify me. ' "Nd, dear," he answered, In his tender- est tones, "I haven't been away, I have been flak with dyspepsia, and the doctor tojd mo not to come." "What! she cried In scornful amaze ment, "You had dyspepsia and the doc tor told you not to come becauso of that?" "It amounted to the same thing, dear," he coofully responded. "Ho told ino to keep away from all sweets." Philadel phia Telegraph. o Lonsjer n Sitfe lied, A friend was complaining tho other day to Captain Barber, port captain ot the date pilot, about tho crowded condition of the itcamboat on which he recently made a trip, "Four In a room?" replied Barber, "That' nothing. You should have trav eled In tho day tt the sold rush to California. I remember one trip out ot Nw York we carried more than 1,00 passenger, and If you put fifty on that ship today there'd be a holler that would reach Washington and make trouble for somebody. To show you how crowded It was and what 'crowded' really meant, three days out from New York a chap walked up to the old man and said; " 'Captain, you really must find me a place to sleep.' " 'Whero In thunder have you been sleeplnR until now?' Inquired the old man. " 'Well,' says tho fellow, 'jou see, it'a this way: I've been deeping on a sick man, but lie's getting better now and won't stand for It much longer.' "New York Sun. Inaiilt nnd Injur?. When the fat plumber met hi friend, the thin carpenter, Saturday morning, he (aid, peevishly; 'I can take a Joke all right, but that Umon certainly got my goat." "Smattcr now?" queried the thin car penter. "I went downtown to aee the carnival last night, and who should I see In a clown suit but Umson." "In a clown suit?" "Yes, and he came up' to me, pulled my nose and then had the nerve to say ' 'Oh, excuse me, old top! I thought you had on a false face.' "-'Washington Telegram. Editorial Pen Points Boston Transcript: Mr. Taft has ap peared as an actor In a movie drama entitled "The President's Pardon," but one should not Jump hastily to the con clusion that this 'Is the dramatisation nt "Tho Forglvoness of Theodore," St. Louis Globe-Democrat: The gov ernor of New Hampshire has honored New York's requisition for Harry Thaw, but the matter must now be determined by the federal court, Tho case of Jam dyce against Jarndyce will lose It ref utation If the Thaw case Is not finished soon. Indianapolis Now; In order to give the express companies, which don't seem to be very speedy when things are bo moving, more time, the Interstate Com merce commission has extended from De cember 1 to February 1 the time when rate roductlon go into effect.whlch car ries the companies over the Christmas rush, anyhow, Houston Post; . in order that the world may not forget the state of the demo cratic mind, It la proper to say that an ticipation I not qulto so strong as It was a year ago. and realisation has fal len far short of anticipation. There aro thousands of republicans In office yet, Philadelphia Ledger: The most notable progressive triumph recorded An the elec tions Is the success ot that eloquent de fender of publicity of campaign expen'dl tures and relentless friend of the pcopjo, William Sulxer. Mr. Sulrcr. however, has not been selected to act as treasurer of the national organisation. Springfield Republican: European 'mil itary experts, during this lull In the Bal kan peninsula campaign, are turning their attention to Mexico. Their favorite contention appear to be that Interven tion by the United States would cost us at least three years of expensive war fare. That's why Americans want to keep their army this side of the Rio Grande and let European .capitalists sweat for their Interest and dividends. Stories in Figures Irish banks June SO held deposits ag gregating 3J,S,7T. In 112 over 100,009 persona returned to Naples from the United States. In Getn-o y the lithographic trades unions hae a membership exceeding 100.000, Tho candy bill of the American girl U 13i.0l,000, 10,o,00O more than the cost ct the nation's paint and varnluh. A report prepared by the Vienna, Chamber ot Commerce on the traffic ot the municipal street railways in ISIS shows ICS miles of route. 153 ot which were electrically equipped and twelve miles operated by steam. The electric lines carried 30f.tS4.lS passengers, the rev enue being i9.S3.07. For pine months of this year United States imports were a trifle less 'than a year ago and exports tU?,00O,OD0 more, resulting in a balance In our favor of J40;.ft.O, or i:t,000,COO more than a year ago. For the last twelve months the imports were $59,000,000 more than a year ago. and exports SiiS&OOO.aX) more. Although there are nearly U.OOO.OOi) sheep In the United States, they rep resent less than 6 per cent of the total number of domestic animals on the country's farms. At. the Ohio state experimental sta-1 lion, at Wooster. the crops have aver-1 aged, for a, term of years, about twice aa much to the acre as the usual yield ot all grain fields in Ohio. An to Auditorium Locution. OMAHA. Nov. It-To the Editor of The Bee: In answor to friend L. Q. M. on my letter of the other evening, will say that when I said there aro locations Just a good t meant for auditorium purposes, of course. It I not absolutely necessary that an auditorium should be within two blocks of the center. With one fair street car service and automobiles tn common uso a few block north, south or west would likely answer Just a well. A to the building. It la O. K. for a "horse show," as a certain singer said about a year ago, and it likely would be all right for a warehouse, but It wilt never make a first class auditorium, as the construction 1 not such as to be conductive of sound, etc. As the singer said. It I Uke singing into a box. If said party wishes to in vest aa badly a he claims why don't he buy the auditorium stock at par and hang onto the whole works, as he claims that tt Is worth double )US,O0O at tho present time, but perhaps the bulk ot the stock I In few hand now. If tho able manager of the auditorium are not able to make It pay out how do you suppose the city would fare. It would mean a tax -to buy it, a tax to completo It and a lax to keep it up. We sure havo taxe enough a It is. The location would likely make a good location forti central railroad station soma day. C. P. WIIG. 11t W Oanartat a Tartar! HAUTINGTON, Neb., Nov. ll-To the Editor of The Bee: In a foreign war or imbroglio tt I the duty of every cttlten to stand by his. country: It Is the priv'l lege of every citizen to criticise, notwith standing his duty. I am an admlnlstrat.on democrat, even unto the currency bill, upon which subject I am by no means an expert. I realise further that In any mesa with a foreign nation the govern ment officers know more than any prl vate cltlten in the-ratio of ona hundred to one. But according to my weak and feeble tight, I think Huerta is simply a Spanish-American Cromwell. There Is a striking analogy between the careers of the two men, as far na Huerta has gone. Cromwell (or Ills party) beheaded the king. Huerta (or his emissary) assa slnated tho president. Cromwell arrested oertaln members at Pride's Purge. Huerta arrested certain member of congres, Cromwell turned parliament out of doors. Huerta turned the congress out of doors Each of the respective men becomo a virtual despot. But all continental Europe recognised Cromwell's government, they didn't consider thomselvea called upon to Interfere with the International affairs ot England. In Huerta's case things are somewhat different. In my humble Judg ment the United State must either back down or what? It looks to my near-sighted vision as though wo had caught a tartar. "Molke, I'v caught a tartar." "Bring him here." "I can't." "Thin come without him." "He won't lit mo." WILBUR F. BRYANT. Activities of Women Airs, lvatlicrlno v. Simmons, wife of a navy lieutenant, who ha been chosen to christen the destroyer Downcs when It Is launched, Is a direct descendant ot Captain John Downes, for whom the de stroyer Is named. Tho women" of New York are Interested in a now, committee formed to regulate the heights of office buildings, as (t Boems likely that the streets will become na canyons and Incapable ot accommodat ing a rush of people In a cataatrophe. Miss aura uoyd Dock, for year a n. ember of the Forestry commission of Pennsylvania, has been succeeded by a man. Miss Dock found herself unable to stand the traveling and other duties and resigned, but will continue her In terest In the work. A number of society women In Wash ington are studying law, among them, Mr. Henry Peroncau Coffin, wife of the private, secretary to the minister to Guatemala. Mrs. Bird McGulrc, wife of the congressman, Is studying law that sh may help .her. husband, The Pilgrim 5lothers of New York guv a dinner the other day to honor their New England ancestors, and the men who came sat in the balconies ' and watched the women eat. Thta custom follows that of the Men's New England society, which hafc always relegated the women to the balcony. Mis Florence Jackson, a former mem ber of tbt faculty of Welledey college, and cHteclor of the appointment bureau ot the Boston Woman'a Educational union, has been named as a nonresident Vocational adviser of the seniors of the college. The graduate council will con sider the matter ot the kind ot the work the girl can do, and Mtaa Jackson will advise with them. Sujntton of All III. Boston Transdript. Mis Ida Tarbell says that love is the solution ot .all our economic ills, but the trouble Is that both labor and capital object to the use of the word "obey" in the marriage service. You have a choice of three excellently conducted hotels : Hotel Touraine Universally esteemed for its luxury, beauty and distinctive homelike atmosphere. Rooms from SZ50; with bath from $3 ; every room ouUldc Parker House A family hotel of traditions and exceptional comfort Per fectly appointed. Rooms from $L50 upward. Young's Hotel In the financial district World wide reputation for New Eng land cooking. Rooms from 51-50. J.R.Wfiippte Gx Inf&ostoD MIRTHFUL REMARKS. 'There Is one thing which I eannot un derstand." "What Is that?' "Why high-colored versions of the truth are called white. II.'' Baltimore American. "Did you attend any of your wife's costume parties?" "Yes," replied Mr. Cumrbx. "And, not bene recognised, I overheard a heap ot conversation." "What part did you lake?" "None, t couldn't even, take my own part." Washington Star. "Do you think your son' eolltEe edu cation Is going to be of any real benefit to hlin?" "Ye. I think- It Is. T notice that he can get out and run around, tor .hours with nothing but a pair of canty trunk to alileld hlm from the blL It will be luckV thine for hlm to he nine to do that in case he I unable to earn hi clothe after I get through paying for them." Chicago Record Herald. "So the energetic young business man you spoke ot actually mastered law by studying It In his spare moments. 'What time did he take?" "He studied In the evening he was going out, white he was waiting for hi wife to come down in a minute." In dianapolis News. "Who I the serious appearing man over there?" , . 'He one of our leading reformers. "Look at that! See the fellow pick ing hla pockets! What's the matter with him?" "He can't see what a going' on he's always looking for the' man higher up." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Relief for Catarrh Sufferers Now FREE You Can Nov Treat This Trouble in Your Own Home and Get Careful experiments and investigations have shown that at the troubles were expelled from the nose and throat, the real cause of the disease was overlooked and in a short time the Catarrh would return stronger than ever. 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Trial Treatment FREE This new method is so Important to the wel- fare of humanity, so vital to every person aufferlne flora any form of catarrh, that the oonortunitr to actually ten ii ana prove its results, will ne giaoiy extended without one cent of cost. , AlarretrUl treatment, with complete, minute directions, will be sent free to any catarrh-sufferer. Send no money. Uke no risks, make no promises. Simply dip. sign and mall the coupon and the test package of the New Combined Treat ment will be sent fully prepaid, together with tbe valuable book aaCaUrrh, Spend Your Winter in the Balmy Southland! Florida and the Gulf Coast AInf tha ast coagt of Florida and dotting tht shores of the Qulf i Me'co' ro7 place whtre you may go to escape the shiver Ing cold of a northern winter. Here you can enjoy splandld hotsl accommodations and such outdoor diversions aa motoring, sailing, salt water bathing and flghlng, golfing and tennla, in midwinter. Round Trip Excursion Tickets on aale daily until April 30, 1914, via Chicago and North Westarn Railway, to Chicago and choice of scenic routea therefrom. Liberal atopovcr privileges. Return limit June 1. 1914. Unaqualed Train Service ".'ST,"1"1 d''ir b,wn Omaha and Chlcag via Chicago and North Waattrn Railway, making convenient connections at Chicago with fast trains on all Unas to and from tbe South and Southeast, and forming a pasacngar stnrlct that cannot ba aurpaaatd. 1 NWIIW WHEN ONE DAY. Valentine Howell, In Judge. Not when you have first proudly drawn the curtain To hide a fast-Increasing length of limb, Nor when your years have, piling up, made certain That "kid" for you Is no fit psoudo nrm; Not when you first turn hot and cold alli)ver, , And blush' and cough, and laugh a fool ish laugh, Because a pretty woman calta you '"'OY!' In Joke, although full well you know It's chaff; L ; Not when, arrayed In faultless tuxedo. You first disport yourself in giddy dance, Or smoke a cigarette nnd take need o The fact that dad on smoking looks askance: No, nor when you first find widows charming . . And see In them attractions all their own. Or cast them out, with vehemence alarm ing, In order your friend's sister to enthrone; But when one day you linger after din ner , Perhaps you scent your destiny afar Your father think, "He has grown up, young sinner!" And, thinking, takes his after-meals cigar; And then he turns (within his eye a bur den Of mirth suppressed, extends the case "Have ono?" Rejoice! On you he has conferred the Guerdon, And now at last your are a man, my son! Relief at Once. How the Remedy for Catarrh Was Discovered. HTHIS terrible disease has raged unchecked for years simply because symp toms have been treated while the vicious germs that cause the trouble have been left to circulate in the blood, and By the nrtv tnitktd Ike ntiit and threat art ttttiti by en efftctn local tttneiy atftud dirtctly to tht ojglicltd mem' tivnes. brine the disease back as fast as local treatments could relieve it. C. E. Gauss, who experimented for years on a treatment for Catarrh, found that after perfecting a balm that relieved the nose and throat troubles quickly, he could not prevent the trouble beginning all over again. On test cases, he could completely remove all signs of Catarrh from nose and throat, but in a few weeks they were back. Tht Elixir, ttktn into tht itemocli, het tt direct influence i fen tht mw ctutnemtraiits cf tht tody and inret tfit rfu east by remov iiif the cquse. Goes to the Root of Stopped-up noses Constant "frog-in-tlie-tluoat' Nasal discharges Hawking and spitting Snoring at night Bad Breath i Frequent colds Difficult breathing Smothering sensation in dreams Sudden fits of sneezing Dry mucus in nose and any of the other symptoms that Indicate approaching 'or present catarrh. '" Send the Test Treatment FREE C. 3E. CtJsTITSS. BC40 Mktn Ettns(t,3BszmaIl,Klifli. 7f your ,Ne,W Combined Treatment "will reliep nrr C!al&rrh tme hrtnir m I 'health scud good spirits ajraitx, 1 am Tvllllnir to be, rihorwn. En -without cnl p or obligation to ma, send, fully -pre- L pnin. iot q,Tflnrmrm, .ana uqok. Nsn . . I I Address 1 1 Mall a The BftMt of Everything Ticket Office Chicago and North Western Railway 1401-140Z Famam St.. Omaha, Nth. r.