i THE BBE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, OCTOBER 24, 1912. If The. JJeeg Hn Uajciz,ire p)a , 31LK HAT HARRY'S DIVORCE SUIT Bunk is Some Smear er Himself "cpyrliht. 19il Nation! News .'. Drawn for The Bee bv Tad f f GEE WM IT. SUNK FS(. AS THOU6 I WAS XTLPFRD A AU$0 re NT M THAT CAPc NOT 0OO(T AM OfJ THE LBEU I'M. N HAHOiED youem? J I i ANN BOOV irWi Mlli VOU HITS M6 I'M GOIS IV THE TDOS LOT THE oos.y p'' ftytWOO S THAT wou NweJ Evtfs PUNK- I TCU vyOO JO oeotthqa 1 iff 11 1 ( H HI ! , ' ' "There Can Be No Beauty With Tight Skirts," Says Miss May Blaney i ) By MARGARET HUBBARD AYER. Perhaps it wu the suddenness of belntr taken out of the brilliant atmosphere of the Bernard Shaw play, or perhaps it was the steepness of the stairs leading to her dressing room, but at all events when I say May Blaney, who plays the part of Ann In "Man and Superman," I made two very had breaks In rapid suc cession. first I thougt she was an American because we can claim all pretty ac tresses with strong English accent, and because she is so well known to American Audiences. And then I thought her eyes were blue because Bhe makes them up with blue paint, and they look blue. - But I, was soon set right on both points. "I'm not American; I'm English with strong streak of Irish," corrected Miss Blaney.- "And, moreover, my eyes are brown and not blue." By this time I had oompletely wilted, and I threw the Inter view on her mercy, with a faint murmur that it be about "Beauty and her methods of preserving her health, and quite un usual amount of good looks." "You can say that I like gardening and that I breed bulldogs," said Miss Blaney. But alas! This was not what I wanted, and I feared that the readers of this paper would not all be able to achieve fame, as well as beauty, by such means. My mind was still full of the delightful play that was going on downstairs, for '"Ann" was preparing- for the last act. After you have llstenedfor an hour or so to Bernard 8haw, it is al most Impossible to get back to the com monplaces of physical culture, diet, and the other means by which our famous boautles enhance their appearance and kindle the light of envy In the breast of all the other women. So I asked Miss Blaney to talk about "Ann," the superwoman, aha of the life force and the delightful catty ways, i which Miss Blaney acta with such charm and skill. f One of the most Interesting things about ' this play is the change In the audience. When it- was1 first given, people did not know whether they ought to laugh, and wonvn resented the character of Ann, though they all knew In their hearts that she Is the woman who can bend' even the strongest man to1 her will. Now they never miss a point. "It does seem curious," continued Miss Blaney, "that men will be com pletely taken in by a character like Ann, but when they see a sincere, frank straightforward women they at once believe that she Is a deep char acter planning all kinds of pitfalls. In deed that she is a woman to beware of. "My sympathy is, of course, with the sincere, straightforward woman, but I must admit that the Ann type gets on better, and I believe that every woman In the audience, realises it and has a certain sympathy with Ann, and Is glad I that she always gets her way. Perhaps j there is a little of Ann in every one of us," laughed Miss Blaney. "The redeem ing feature about her is that she has a sense of humor." "Miss Blaney had taken off the pretty yellow automobile ooat, the little hood with Its big crimson rose, and was now wearing the frock of the last act, a tight fitting affair of light blue satin, hobbled and so tight in the skirt that the silt in troduced In front was absolutely neces sary to make walking a possibility. "How I do dislike these tight skirts," said Miss Blaney. "I think that women would get more courtesy shown them, more respect and more politeness if they would go back to petticoats, ' and all the frilly, lacy things which are so essen tially feminine. "These present fashions are certainly abominable. For myself I would like a full wide petticoat and skirt, almost a crinoline, in fact! something that essen tially expressed the early feminine.' I love lace and all beautiful materials, and lots of them. These ridiculous skimpy skirts are ugly and unbecoming, as well as immodest. ". ' "You will notice that since women be gan to discard one petticoat after an other, and appear finally in the scantiest of skirts, they have lost a great deal of the outward respect and consideration which used to be shown them In the days of fuller petticoats. "So I say let us get back to petticoats, and gain once more the consideration arid respect which are no longer shown to women who wear the ridiculous fash ions of the day." "Do you think, Miss Blaney, the typical Ann woman, the, man hunter, regrets the loss of her frlUy1 pettlcoatsr Ton may be quite sure that the Ann woman wears the- latest and the most up-to-date things. She's probably enveloped in the tightest skirt she can get, and on her It Is another attraction."' Miss Blaney had put the last touch to her frock and pinned a fascinating little! curl in place over her right ear, and was now ready for the stage. Her coiffure, by the way, is a most interesting one. The front ihalr Is parted and waved back naturally, the back half Is wound around .y,insn "LJJj( I " 1 I IT MIS3 MAT BLANEY IN "MAN AND SUPERMAN." the head in a tight swirl fitting the head closely and bringing out its prettily mod eled contour. The curl is made of the end of the hair. "You haven't . told me a thing about health and beauty. Miss Blaney," I re monstrated as J left the dressing room. "Never mind; I really do nothing for my health. But If you can put in a plea for petticoats, I should be glad. ! think that's a much more Important subject," sold Miss Blaney, as I bade her good-bye. The Girl Who Flirts By BEATRICE FAIRFAX. The complaint of a young man that his sweetheart kindles a regret that a word so originally sweet and Innocent has be come so unwholesome and bedraggled. Webster says that flirtation Is playing at courtship without any cruel intentions. The word "Flirt," as he understood It, meant a girl in her attitude toward her lover. She flirts with him; she taunts him; she teases him; she fills his days with torture and despair, and Just when he feels that he can endure n more, she gives a sweet little smile of encour agement, and he falls In love a little deeper, ' , The flirt whom we admire In book and story Is like a- pretty little butterfly always keeping Just far enough ahead of Its pursuers fingers to keep him inter ested .and make him forget the long chase she has led him. She flirts with only one man. And the man Is the man who loves her and whom she loves Some day she will confess her love and I doubt not that it will be lasting and true. This Is the flirt of prose and poem. It Is the woman whose goodness and purity are Blven added seat by her Innocent desire to torment, and to tease the man she loves. . There Is a sad difference In the modern upplleation. The word loess all Its origi ns! prsttlness when applied to a girl who ogls and winks and stares to attract the attention of a stranger, t la then that the butterfly has a little bit of the soil of earth en her wings. If the-sweetheart who writes mt the letter of. despair has a girt who fUrts with him and with no one else, he has given his heart to a woman m whom he always Will be Interested. She loves him. else she wouldn't torment him. It is the torment of love that Is. Its great Joy. Love has been defined as "a sickness full of woes all remedies refusing" "a tn'-icnt of the mind, a tempest everlest trr." ' it L. bread and wine of life, the hunger and the thirst, the hurt and the healing, the only wound which Is cured by another." "And only the man whose lored one (allures him one moment and shuns him the next, keeping his heart first, hot then cold, knows all the delightful ups and downs of love-making. Unless a woman, has a little of this desire to torment, love making becomes as prosaic as buying a steak at-the butcher's. It would look as reasonable to cure a child of dancing while at play, compelling it to take the slow and heavy steps of the aged. r t ' The girl who flirts in this Innocent art less . way, with but one man, and that man the one she loves and who loVes her J ' is having her playtime of life. There should be no talk of a cure, time with its burdens will see to that. The word "flirt" in its more common interpretation, cannot be applied to any of my girls, I am sure. It is neither pleasant nor sweet nor sane. , Why He Wanted to Kaon. The man in the upper berth leaned over its edge, and, Jamming his frown firmly down on his brow, cried In a harsh coarse voice that was audible above xthe rattle and rumble of the engine: "HI, you, down there.' Are you riohT" "HeyT" ejaculated the man In the lower berth, almost swallowing his Adam's ap ple. "Whasser masser?" "I nay, are you rich?" "What's that, sir! Rich? What do you mean by waking me up in the middle of the night to ask me such a question as thatr "I want to know that's why." "Well, then, confound you, I am rich. Now I hope your curiosity is satisfied and you will let me go to sleep." "Very rich?" "Millionaire, confound you. Now shut up, and " "Well, then, why In torment don't you charter a whole train to do your snoring in?" Searchlight . As Science States It. A scientist recently announced In one of the eastern mairaslnes that "bacterial immunity and opsonic Investigations made In my. laboratory indicate that the ag glutination, lytic, opsonic and antibody production of hibernating mammalia Is markedly raised." This shows what it is to be observant Very few of us had noticed the inter esting fact Cleveland Plain Dealer. 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INSTITUTE - OUOH DOG)) YOU HIT THE NERVE ftEMTLEMEN EC SEMEL 7A-RA-?fl-R 30NES-I SAW A MAN TAINT 4VN EE STREET TO-PAY AN' A fELJXW RUSHED INTO LE SrUOCN NEARBY AN' BROUGHT LHJt TWO GLASSES Of SRANDV INTERLOCUTOR-WHY DID He 9RIM6 HIM TWO GiASSE OP U3CN svrrtcicnr? WNES-WHY NO. DE MAN HAD FAINTED AN'DCY HAD TO BRN HINTC AWTAKE TME , rWfDCVrF5 OFF I I WONT RUN AWAY SHUT UP!h HOLVM I SHAY:, FlP milS MAN STOLE A WOMAN-S FOGKETPOOk T CMSHA ELIEVE IM JUl KEEP QOIST WHO 6 TUlUb' mum mm as i 5D YTM?T Pirr i - THETOe IN TOAST L of Sunday, October 27th Will Contain: "ROUGH ROADS AND ROUGH RIDING TO THB WHITE HOUSE' By the Hon. CHAMP CLARK Speaker of the House of Representatives Champ Clark's second article on "Presidential lights That Hare Flared Failed "explains the hard sledding that awaits the Presidential aspirant in a witty manner. As Clark so aptly says, "We are apt to forget a loser," and on the eve of a great national election it is well to be remind ed. Did you know that Henry Clay was nominated three times by his party T That Samuel J. Tildra (ailed of eleatloa by one electoral college vote? That Jamei O.-Blaine was only a few votes behind 0 rover Cleveland In the final count? Mr. Clark writes from hit heart, for he hat not forgotten how clou he came to being nomi nated at Baltimore for the highest office In the land. He tells of a good many winners also. We all lore a winner, and the Speaker's list ranges from Lincoln to Roosevelt. You'll bo Interested mightily In this second installment. The article Is illustrated with a humorous set of drawings by 0. W. Halting. . , ' 'THE QUEST OF BETSINDASUE" ByHANNA RION This is a new "Quest of the Golden Girl." A love story with a breath of Fall days and the Joy of living in it. An artist has painted the picture of a woman he has never seen. He is even in ignorance of where she lives, yet he sets out to find her. The fantastic tenderness of his romance will appeal to every man and woman who is young or ever has been young. The story is sympathetically il lustrated by Frank Ver Beck. "NOVEMBER JOB WOODSMEN DETECTIVE" 'THE CASE OF MISS VIRGINIA PLANX" By HESKETH PRICHARD Another story of the remarkably popular "November Joe" series. Virginia Planx, the daughter of a millionaire, has been kidnaped and held for ransom in the Canadian woods. The case is turned over to "November' and, in his role of woods detective, he is for the first time baffled. Never did clues so utterly appear to contradict each other. He solves the mystery at last to his own satisfaction and Incidentally to the satisfaction of Miss Plakx. Percy E. Cowea'c Illustrations characteristically catch the breath of the woods. "HOW CANADA DOES IT" By ELLIOTT FLOWER Did you know that Canada is getting more immigrants from the United States than from any other country in the world T Did you know that she is attracting experienced farmers- men with money and energy! This is not the result of a haphasard policy of "Let come who will;" but it IS the fruit of a sys tematic campaign for the best available human materlaL Elliott . Flower's article will open the eyes of millions ef oitisens on this side of the border. Illustrate! jjy unusual photographs. . "WOMEN WHO COUNT This department contains character sketches of Mrs. Theodore Roose velt and Mrs. William Howard Taft, illustrated from photographs and are little aide lights en the personal side of theso two altogether interesting women. COVER DESIGN "EOY WANTED' By CHARLES MaeLELLAN. A picture that brings a laugh every time you see it. It will remind yon of TOUR boyhood and the homely humor of the farm. Out with the Sunday, October 27, issue of The Omaha Bee 1 i V t