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THE OMAHA SUNDAY. BEE: SEPTEMBER 22, 1912.
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qaeated, ,.'
The only safe rule for aviators:
Don't aviate.
Philadelphia is trying, women as
'street car conductors. Dulutb is sot.
Many a hungry candidate wishes
" i be had an Aunt Delia to bake pies
ifor him., .
The colossi must have sit his
ease in Nebraska to be" particularly
desperate. ,
. Camel racing Is the latest novelty
in Paris. Has Gay Paree slowed
down like that? ,
Turkey evidently discovers that
even peace may be bought it the
money holds out. ; v
A want ad in a 8t Louis paper
calls for "girls to trim sailors." Why
pick on the poor sallora?
Just suppose China refused to bor
row that 150.000,000 altogether,
what would we do with it? , '
J . The Apostle Paul could find noth
; tog whereof to boat But the Apos
" tie Paul was not a bull moose, ,
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. Summer is officially past, and you
i mav convince yourself tnat it is au-
tumn by consulting the calendar. '
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That poll parrot was a wIbo bird
if it ever said, "I know what's the
I matter with me; I talk too much,"
A Denver newspaper speaks of a
"morals commission" out there. It
must be the one that has gone out of
business.
The photographs would Indicate
that some of the wives of those Ros
enthal gunmen were not old aouga
to know better. r .:''
This year's com crop is the larg
est ever produced in the United
States. And Nebraska is the heart
of the corn belt
The Problem of Insanity.
A movement is on foot to make
mental hygiene, as embracing study
and treatment of Insanity, a part of
our public health propaganda. The
National Committee for' Mental Hy
giene, with headquarters in New
York, proposes to take active part
in the Fifteenth International Con
gress on Hygiene, which meets this
week in Washington.
The Outlook recites the fact that
on January 1, 1810, the date of the
last available statistics, there were
187,454 insane persons In our Insti
tutions, without counting others who
ought to have been there. This num
ber, it adds, exceeded the combined
enlisted strength of the federal army,
navy and marine corps and the num
ber of students enrolled in all our
colleges and universities up to that
time. The magnitude of the menace
explains why thoughtful, men toave
come to see the need of co-ordinating
all effective influences for combat
ting this tendency, which has come
to be a. serious social and economic
problem.
The country expends annually fn
the care of its Insane in these Insti
tutions $32,000,000,, which, we are
reminded, is more than the govern
ment spent In the maintenance of
Its executive, legislative and judicial
departments in 1910. Twenty-three
per cent of all legislative appropria
tions in New York that year went for
the care of its insane, while only 4
per cent went for the prisons and re
formatories. This may be taken as
showing the relative burden, from
one phase, at least, of the problems
of Insanity and criminality. . ,.. .
the mental hygiene advocates have
planned a systematic campaign for
creating purer mental atmoephere,
getting at the causes of insanity,
treating insane patients and those
bordering on collapse; making the
same effort to reach the diseases of
the mind 'as of bodily ailments and
sanitation. ' The movement is com
mendable,'; of course, yet it will re
quire years , of patient endeavor to
check and overcome the fearful tend
encies which conditions of present-
day working and living seem to ac
celerate. V: M '
One scientist says that In 300
years we will all be crazy, another
that we will all be hairless. Hoopla!
Just a lot of bald-headed lunatics.
,World Preparation for Panama.
Five South American ' republics
are said to be expending $225,000,-
000 in developing their waterway!,
harbors and railways for the open
ing of the Panama cana. European
and Asiatic nations are spending, ad
ditional millions, which, taken with
the South American outlay, far ex
ceeds the dost of the canal's' con
structlonrl$400,Q00,000. Japan and' China are ; building
more ships in anticipation of their
enlarged traffic through, the 4 Pan
ama. "European governments ' are
said to have instructed their consu
lar and diplomatic agents to report
on every phase of trade advantage
expected to accrue. It is1 doubtful If
the average American really appre
ciates the world-wide Importance of
this task his nation is about to com
plete. It is certain he does not re
alize what an influence this interna
tional highway will have upon the
commerce of the world, to say noth
ing of that of his own country. Yet
the United States will be found
ready, it Is hoped, for every duty
and demand imposed by the opening
of the canal. . .
v This stupendous work of prepara
tion by other nations suggests plainly
that sentiment is not going to con
trol the patronage of the Panama.
Nations will use it because it will
pay them to do so, knowing that the
United States "would not, and could
not If it would, practice unfair dis
crimination upon them.
on the uncertain back of a bucking
bioncho. But the plains have
changed, too. The day of the cow
puncher is gone. The range is rid
den, but not as it once was. A
new order of things has come, of
which tne auto is but an index. It
will not be long before the urbane
citzens of the border towns will be
paying a premium for the novelty of
looking at an imitation of a cowboy.
Albert Law Enforcement.
A public letter-writer, dating his
communication from a little coufitry
town, discussing the Albert law as
a cure for the social evil, ex
presses inability to decide "why "the
World-Herald, The Bee and the po
lice department of Omaha are so op
posed to giving this law a reason
able trial."
Leaving others to speak for them
selves, The Bee denies the allega
tion that it is opposed to giving the
Albert law a reasonable trial. Like
the no-treat law, the no-Sunday
labor law and a lot of other simi
larly good-lntentloned laws, the trou
ble with the Albert law is in our
opinion not .lack of a "reasonable
trial" so much as lack of reason
ableness In the law.
; The only part of the Albert law
which adds anything to previously
existing statutes is that which sup
plies a remedy by injunction against
owners of property used as vice re
sorts and this part of the law is
easily subject to enforcement by the
proper officers. It is the conse
quences of enforcement, , or threat
ened enforcement, which make the
present problem, and which has ap
parently driven the police depart
ment from frying pan to fire.
inv oee aoes not nesuaie 10 say
that It has no sympathy whatever
with raids that have no other result
but ,to throw Into jail a lot of poor,
helpless, degraded women, anc to ex
tract from them a few dollars fine,
setting them adrift again to ply
Uhelr trade orstarve. Nothing what
ever is gained to the rest of the com
munity or for the reformation of the
women by driving these wretched
creatures from pillar to post, and re
peatedly arresting them as street
walkers every time they go out for
a breath of fresh air. The theory
of the Albert law is to get
after the owners of the places
in which this traffic Is carried on.
While some people think a reasonable
effort to do so might accomplish
something and even of this we have
doubts no one but a fanatic can be
lieve that the pitiless persecution of
the helpless victims of social degen
eracy, does any good whatever.
The colonel's complaint is not that
Victor Rosewater was some one's
else tool, but that he declined the
colonel's demand that he be bis tool.
Winston Churchill's candidaey for
governor of New Hampshire on the
bull moose ticket probably ought to
revive the sale of his books a par
ticle. ' ' " " , ,
George W. Perkins has a fine
certificate of character, duly in
scribed and autographed, bnt not
nearly as good a one as was given
over the same signature to President
Taft. :
The harvest festival is an estab
lished institution the whole world
over. For perfection of detail and
scale of magnificence, however, King
Ak-Sar-Ben's celebration challenges
all competitors j :.
Use and Abuse of Encores.
The "encore nuisance" comes in
for a sharp rap from one of the dra
matic papers. The encore may be a
manifestation of pleasure and ap
proval or merely a reflex of the de
sire to get something for nothing.
As a rule, however, the score is
evened by the players figuring on
responding to such calls when mak
ing up the program just as the hotel
man . counts on-tips augmenting the
wages of his employes. This facj is
quickly disclosed whenever the num
ber of encores overruns the average,
and the customary devices are re
sorted to to call a halt. The encore
is all right in its way, but, like any
other good horse, it may easily be
ridden to death. : -
" Not a word about the fake con
tests manufactured by Roosevelt and
bis campaign managers, by which,
bad they only been able to pull them
across, they would have stolen the
nomination from. Mr, Taft.
Most any broad-minded woman
would resent the imputation that
there is special significance in the
fact that the only railroad in the
country owned exclusively
woman Is narrow-gauged'.
by a
The Interparliamentary Union
meeting at Geneva has been discuss
of flying machines In
least is safer than
fheir , use by going
ftlous of mimic aerial
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Province of Church and School.
Is there any limit to the scope of
activities of the church and . public
school. In the absence of a definitely
accepted limitation, we have only
sound sense and judgment to fall
back on. The tendency is toward
overloading. Some are trying to
crowd into the school curriculum a
lot of lextraneous matter, which,
while doubtless good training, really
should be taught in the home. And
so with the church, the disposition to
make it serve ends of civic reform,
risks impairing its usefulness for its
primary purpose. V V
The "ferment of religious seal
should be so strong in the church as
to break forth in service wherever
the need exists, but may not this be
done more appropriately and more
effectively through churchmen
than through the cfiurch as a re
ligious organization? And, in fact,
will not this be the case if the church
performs its duty of preaching the
gospel as effectively as it should?
In other words, Is not the church
doint- Its largest service when It is
setting other forces to work? When
the church shall have risen to Its
possibilities in this regard it will
not find the demand so Insistent for
s. diversity of Its activities.
As for the school, Its course bas
never been wholly satisfactory, but
the work of readjustment needs to
be done with extreme care lest the
fundamentals suffer from deprecia
tion
The Cowboy and Automobile.
One of the features of the old cow
punchers' roundup "at Valentine the
other day was an automobile ride a
rare feature, forsooth. One is set to
conjuring in his mind what might
have happened bad auy of the Bob
Emorys or Mose Howards or Jim
Dahlmans of this clan come tearing
onto the Mlnnechaduxa twenty or
thirty years ago in one of these
snorting go-devils. What they did to
the tenderfoot would be nothing com
pared to what might befall the. bull
skinner rash enough' for that. There
would surely have been a matching
of shooting irons, for those were days
when gentlemen took nothing for
granted, and woe o the one who
presumed too far. Even the cattle
would have milled and the cayuses
stampeded. ' .'.-v , ir'.
; Yet these old pioneers of the plains
are now as much at home in a deep
cushioned auto as they used to' be
vatlon in the modern cleansing
process has met with general satis
faction. It is in direct line with
the movement for - sanitation
throughout the country, and this
change in size is expected likewise
to prove pleasing.
Timely Action.
The effectiveness of one's efforts
depends largely upon their ' timeli
ness. Timely action is the action
that counts.. - Doing a thing out of
time is often not to do it at all.
Closing the barn- door after the horse
k stolen is equivalent to not closing
it, so far as the loss of the horse is
concerned. Yet some folks seem to
have the faculty of doing their deeds
just in this untimely fashion. "Strike
whild the iron is hot" or you might
as well save your strength, for cold
metal does not readily yield to. mere
pressure.
Life is full of such homely illustra
tions. One is found in the vernacu
lar of base ball. The pinch hitter is
the valuable hitter, because he makes
his bits when they count for runs,
and runs are needed. The man who,
with the bases full and three runs
required to win, lifts the ball over
the fence is not to be compared with
the man who knocks a home run
only after the victory is nailed down.
The pinch hitters in the game of life,
the men who may be implicitly de
pended on to meet the emergency,
unfortunately, are not as numerous
as they should be. '
Bail and Eiver Traffic.
Kansas City and other towns along
the Missouri river below that point
feel that they are getting good re
sults from the rejuvenated water
transportation, as this interesting
little story from the Kansas City Star
would Indicate:
Several day ago the barge Handy was
being loaded lh East St. Louis for a trip
up the Missouri river to Kansas City. A
certain Kansas City jobber had a car of
freight in East 6t Louis at that time, on
iti W&y tiei'e from an eastern Ui&nufau
turer. An agent for the boat line learned
of the car and offered to ship It by the
barge Handy. The Kansas City Jobber
said he would like to take advantage of
the lower river freight rates, but he
needed that car of goods right away and
would ( have it shipped by the "faster"
railroads.
80 the Advance with its tow. the Handy,
steamed out of East St. Louis without
that car of freight They arrived In Kan
sas City yesterday, unloaded, took on a
down rtver cargd and departed at noon
today. An hour before the host cleared
the Jobber called up the boat line office.
He said his car of "fast" railway freight
had not yet arrived. He had heard of
the Handy' arrival yesterday.
Some local obstacle might have
arisen to delay the train in this case,
but nevertheless the comparison
prompts the question: If one city and
section can Benefit so" handily from
river navigation, why not others? .
!cc!dni Backward
tOMi'U.D FROM BEE FILE-a
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SEPT. S3.
. Feeding the Divorce Mills.
Such marriages as the one her
alded the other day from Los An
geles, imposing no obligation either
party is bonnd to respect, but leav
ing both to the indulgence of their
own caprice, make fine grist for the
divorce mills.. It is one of the trag
edies of life that responsible magis
trates are found in plenty to seal
such travesties with the law's ap
proval.' What may we expect for
the sacred institution of wedlock
when Buch audacious examples of
loose-leaved matrimony are thus
sanctioned? It is bad enough to
unite mismated couples m willing to
subscribe to ' the customary altar
vow, but deliberately to license free
love Is to foster an evil more sinister
than divorce Itself. The censurable
parties to a compact of licentious
ness are not only the so-called bride
and groom, but also the one who
misuses his authority to perform a
marriage ceremony.'
Thirty Years Ago
' Manager Thomas F. Boyd tells of the
good things promised amusement lover
at the opera house, among them Sol
Smith Russell, McKee Rankin, Rose
Eytinge, Frederick Ward. Frank Mayo,
the Boston Ideals, John T. Raymond, the
Madison Square company and Milton
Nobles.
The cornice on the new block Just west
of the Western Union has been put In
place with these words In the center;
"Redick,.0882."
A Uttle set-to between Hon. Georgo
Washington Ambrose and W. J. Connell
took place oh the Wabash corner, but
was stopped by Sheriff Miller. It was
principally a war of words.
Colonel Dv B. Houck has Just returned
from a twomonths' trip through the west.
Mr. F. D. Hyde of Jamestown, N. Y.,
Is here on a vlstt to his brother, Dr. H.
W. Hyde of this city. ,. '
Mrs. J. M. Woolworth has gone to Chi
cago. , , ; ;
Superintendent Ed Dickinson of Lara
mie is visiting in the city with his wife.
Charles F. Stephens, Hlie piano tuner for
Max Meyer & Bro., has gone east for a
well-earned vacation.
Buffalo Bill has presented Mr. George
Canfield with a beautiful pan of matched
colts. In the same car was a fine pony
for Miss Lizzie Canfield as a sift from
Major North of Columbus. - - .
Twenty Years Age -
The Ninth Ward Republican club at
Twenty-ninth and Farnam streets list
ened to speeches made by General George
S. Smith, Major Miller. Brad D. Slaugh
ter and Frank Ransom.
Milton D. Polk, city editor of the Even
ing News of Plattamouth, was In town.
Frank Waring, 10-year-old son of H. M.
Waring, the court reporter, was run over
by a motor train at the Hamilton street
bridge and seriously Injured,
i- Mrs. Henry T. Clarke, wife of one ot
Omaha' 'well known business men, died
at the family home, 2509 Cass street, from
a lung affection after months of illness.
Mrs. Clarke was 68 years old and had
coma to Omaha with her husband In 1858.
Chief of Police Seavey Issued orders
railing on dty prisoners to be employed
cleaning alleys In the central part of the
city.' r-
A building permit for $10,000 was Issued
for the construction of ., the Episcopal
church of St Phillip the Deacon at Twenty-first
and Nicholas streets. , ,
Ten Years Ago
A letter to her daughter stated that
Mrs. Brad D. Slaughter had arrived
safely in Manila, where her husband.
Captain Slaughter, was stationed with
the United States army.
Omaha closed the base ball season at
home by beating Milwaukee, to 0, hold
ing second place In the Western league
race. Kansas City want into first place
by virtue ot the fact that Denver was
good enough to play K&wtown in a Den
ver snow storm, and get beat, otherwise
Omaha would have been the champions.
Miner Brown and Gonding were Omaha s
battery for this game. The final stand
ings, of the five leading teams were as
follows: Kinsas City, .603; Omaha. .600;
Milwaukee. .E93: Denver, ,581; St. Joseph.
ML Colorado Springs, Des Moines and
Peoria were the other three. .. .
Mis tffmma Hoskoe of Bruno, Neb., was
confined to her bed at the home 6f her
uncle, Tony Francl. 1914 South Thirteenth
!. i the outcome of a fall 'from
a northbound Walnut ' Hill street car,
from Which, in alighting, she steppeo De-
fore the car came to a stop. .
a v.pv enlovable birthday celebration
was held at the home of Miss Alice Howe,
2710 Woolworth avenue. In the evening.
The first rehearsal of the Ak-Sar-Ben
parade horsemen brought out a large
number. Gould Dieu, a arm iw..
was assisted by W. R. Adair and John
Lund.
Smaller Paper Money.
The owner of paper money will
soon have less, in bulk, than he now
possesses, for the bills are to be
made smaller. Having successfully
Installed it currency laundry, the
Treasury department is , perfecting
the plan of Secretary MacVeagh to
reduce the siae and exchange the
new money for that now In circula
tion. No public protest will - be
made to the substitution, tor most
anyone would prefer , the smaller
clean money, we imagine, especially
since the pew bills are to' be more
artistic as well as more convenient
in use than the old ones. Each de
nomination, will have its own distinct
style, "which is calculated to avoid
confusion caused by the; present com
plicated designs. Those who handle
large sums of money, such as bank
tellers and cashiers of, all classes,
will know how to appreciate this.
And perhaps while the average man
may suffer no great amount of in
convenience on this score, many who
are la the habit of carrying plethoric
rolls will find the smaller bills a
relief.. :- ; ' , ,
It is the province of a secretary of
the treasury to change the forms
and styles of our currency and Sec
retary MaeWngb is doing only what
predecessors have done, ills iaao-
The late General Mc Arthur was
one of the tew military men in this
country who ever attained to the
rank of lieutenant general, and still
fewer have been, invested with the
rank of general of the army. It is
worthy of note that lieutenant gen
eral, was the title conferred upon
President Washington when he was
designated to take charge . t the
army in anticipation of war a year
or so before his death. , ,
The democratic candidate tor con
gress in the big Sixtb makes a plea
for votes on the ground that he, has
recently suffered a sad bereavement
in the loss of two daughters. He is
certainly entitled to sympathy on
this account, and we hope the cam
paign will help divert his mind from
his grief, but what that has to do
with, his qualifications tor congress
wllK take a clearer diagram to
demonstrate. . - ,
""A Tnctleal Error. ;
Chicago News. '
British soldiers trying to capture Lon
don in a sham war should disguise them
selves as American tourist with letters
of credit and thus completely discomfit
the defenders. vv
Sarcasm of Fate.
I Bltimore American. , 1
It seem a grim 'sarcasm of fate that
a number of aviators wljo have met death
recently were on the last flight they in
tended to make. They took the fatal
trip that msde H once too often. ,
. Acceptable Terms.
, V Indianapolis New, .
. Turkey I willing to top fighting If U
ean get a loan of $100,000,000, and, coming
nearer home, it Is suspected that some
of our most patriotically aggressive poli
ticians would be willing to compromise
aii similar term" ,
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT.
Washington Sj.ar: The j destruction
which threatens the famous mosque of
Santa Sophia in Constantinople will sug
gest another opportunity for American
wealth to help Europe take care of Us
art treasures. , .
New York Tribune: A girl who stole
a clergyman's valise containing a sermon
on "Right and Wrong"- was so touched
by It that stye returned the stolen goods
and sought work. A sermon In the bag
acts more quickly than bread on the
Waters. ',
New York World: The late Bishop
Grafton of the Fond ' du Lac Episcopal
diocese gave 1700,000 to church usee during
his life and left a personal estate ot only
ttOOO, with no realty. This was "dying
poor' in a way that makes the example
illustrious. -
Brooklyn Eagle: , Father Thomas A.
Ilickey ot Sheepshead Bay who loaned
the use of his parish house to the Jew
for their New Year, deserve a word of
kindly appreciation. He stands for the
spirit that makes the twentieth the best
of all the centuries. , ' ' - ; .;
. Baltimore American: A Chicago pastor
declares that a woman who dress prop
erly and behaves accordingly will not be
annoyed by street "mashers." Which
hows that either the speaker is not ac
quainted with the modes and manners of
the tribe, or that Chicago Is singularly
blessed 1n being free from a type of man
hood parody which respect neither Itself
nor any other Wnd of humanity and
whfch finds a special delight In annoying
the modest and self-respecting woman.
' . SQUIBS OF SATIRE.
Laugh and grow fat; It makes business
brisk for the beauty doctors.
All men are bom equal, but some
eventually get into politics and boss the
rest. 7 ""
No' politician can make a nuisance of
fcimself all the time. He has to sleep
occasionally.
An attorney was found out In the wlW
of Washington. There seems to be no
place safe from them. ' . ,
A couple who loved tor 8,000 year in
dreams were married and now, after two
years, they , want a divorce. Another
case of marrying a- man to get rid of
him. .j" .'. i ' '".
A London scientist asserts that pipe
smoking is dangerous on the street be
cause it causes hypnosis' and may lead
to accidents, vtueer, isn't it, that so many
men smoke a pipe Just because they
propose? . , '
We are about due to have some public
health ' officer come forward and claim
that the way to purify politics I 'to
prevent voters ' from putting the lead
pencils into their mouths before mark
ing the ballot. - '
There seems to be a sort of an agree
ment in the scientiflo world that human
life appeared on this globe somewhere
between the ice and coal ages. Judging
from the price of these two commodities,
the last tew years, human life win lo
disappear somewhere between the two.
SUNDAY SMILES.
Beggar Can you help a pore gent, mis
ter? t"
Passerby Hum! What sort of a gent
do you call yourself?
Beggar A Indigent, sir. Boston Trans
cript. , . ;i . t x ; .
"Why did you arrest this museum
freak, officer?"
"r"6 carrying concealed weapon."
"'Taln't so, Jedge. You kin see for
yourself I'm the armless wonder." Bal
timore American. - .
"Are VOtl rntn tn AafarA vonrolf
against the charge of grafting?"
iioi ye i, repaea me astute politician.
Mr. Hver Rlirm "I'm n-nA an.
other system of graft that I don't care
so much about and see if I can't sic the
Investigation on to that "-Washington
Star. ,
"George Dlnglebat, Isn't this the ninth
time you have asked me to marry you?"
"Very likely, Laura. And, say, why
can't we have an understanding in the
matter a division of labor, as it were?
I'll do the asking and you keep tab."
Cleveland Plain Dealer.
' Charlie The doctor says I - have a
tobacco heart. v '
- Madge I knew It all along, dear. You
alwava cared mnre fnr vnur olfl nine than
you did for me. Judge.
. Knicker How is a corporation to dis
solve? Docker Very simple. It gets a divorce
from itself and resumes Its maiden
names." Judge's Library.,
"Pa, what did Damon and Pythias do
that made them so famous?"
"I don't remember now, but T think
they-were a winning battery that some
manager found In ore of the bush
leagues." Chicago Record-Herald r
' Wife Broke again! If seems to me you
are always short of money. . .
Hub (a poker player) It is due to the
way I was raised. .- ,
Wlfe-Thats right; blame It on your
poor parents. 'Boston Transcript. .
: ""ou can't tell me there is no honesty
In the world." . .
"How now?". "
"I left a box of cigars somewhere th
other day. Somebody found it smoked
one and returned the rest." Washington
Herald. : . .. . ,'. , .
"Stdp that! Hands off! ' How do you
know I'm the passenger that stepped on
your foot?" '
"I don't know it absolutely, but (biff!)
I'm giving you (biff!) the benefit of the
(biff! bang!) doubt. "-Chicago Tribune..
BUILDING OF THE TEMPLE. :
A. W. Peach in Springfield Republican.
With hammers ringing on the lofty frame
The unknown millions toil within the
' din,- - , ., ':
And seek no end of leisure or ot fame,
But simple happiness they hope to win.
The' great dome mounts to meet the
watching stars,
Wide as the spinning earth from tone
to zone. '
And far upon the upper beams and bars
, The dreamers and truth seekers work
alone.
They toil with faith in One who yet abova
Has planned the structure's ever rising,
height
With wisdom more than man's and
deeper love,- ,
With hope that they are mounting to
His sight. '
Through centuries the ceaseless hammers
ring;
Though once they paused when stilled
by hate and strife, '
Now evermore the workmen toil and
: sing. ; -,
And stroke by stroke is wrought the
temple life.
People and Events
With much snow and a freeslng tem
perature an atmosphere of realism (moth
ers the summer sign: "If cool In Colo
rado." Owing to the failure of woman suffrage
in Ohio, an anrrleved wife ha applied to
the court to do one of two things-compel
her husband to divide time In wanting
the floor with the baby or grant a di
vorce.;. .
A convention of the old reliable weather
prophets of Berks county. Pennsylvania,
with but ,one dissenting voice, solemnly
agree that the coming winter will be a
hard one. All signs point tht way, in
cluding the price of Pennsylvania coal.
One ef the ooutlng aviator of the
Italian army in Tripoli, running short of
oil, Involuntarily glided Into the camp of
the Arabs. The latter, unable to operate
the flying machine, are sobbing prayers
to Allah for a pipe line to a Standard Oil
tank, v
; Borne of the lawyers doing business In
a New York state court threatens the Inde
pendence of the Judge by knocking on hi
re-election because be checked their es
tate fee grabs. The aggrieved lawyer
nalvly inquire, "If courts do not back up
the profession, who will?"
' The charms ot Innocence among grown
ups serve to brighten a naughty world.
The chief o poHea of Hammond, Ind.,
Chicago' hot annex, referring .to the
toughs engaged In painting the town,
says: "I told them a couple of times to
cut It out but they wouldn't do It"
The Loyal Order of the Moose is un
able to appreciate the righteousness of a
cause which swipe Its emblems for polit
ical uses, and threatens to go into court
to recover the stolen goods. Action I de
layed pending the ' result of Colonel
Bryan's effort to recover his political
clothe.' ; . c -V
Oberlin. 0-. one of the town contribut
ing to the banker' colony at Leaven
worth, ha received a belated dividend
from the relic of the banks cleverly
haken down by the prince of swindler.
Casste Cha-iwlck. Depositor have Just
recovered 2.875 from the company which
bonded a cashier.
Colonel Late Young ot the Des Moinea
Capital to browsing around the tomb and
memorial of the has-beens and the cas
tles of the standpatters in England, medi
tating philosophically on the effervescence
of greatness, his soul at peace, his mind
attuned to calm reflection. " No sound of
the thunder and shouting and turmoil at
home reaches bis ears. Btrident voices "of
the stump vex him not. No other Iowa
politician Is so happily fixed to enjoy the
present sltuatloiv
I
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ues
The Doctor's Answers On -
Heajth and: Beauty Questions'
By PR. LEWIS ' BAXXB ' ' "
The question answered below are general ' In char-.
acter; the aymptoms and diseases are given and the
' answers will apply to any case of similar nature. -....
Those wishing further' advice, 'free, may address Dr.
Lewis Baker, College Bldg., College-Ellwood Bt.. Pay-ton,-Ohio,
enclosing self-addressed, stamped envelope
for reply. Full name and address must b given, but
only initials or fictitious names will b used In my
answers. The prescriptions can be filled at any well
stocked drug store. Any druggist can order of
wholesaler, t .
"Ms, son" writes:
TV years I bv
baen tskln medl-
l J I sine to ere eonMI-
1 ' nq m uptjfti qib-
that corns from' that source. Hdahea,
allow aktn, kidney trouble, dark tpots before
ny dly spells and twinges el rheama
tlim art getting worae." ' t
Aniwer: Take three gralne eulpherb tablets
(not sulphur). They packed In pealed tukee
with directions and are eon Ten lent, effective and
highly curative (or such ailments as arise front
chronic eenatlpatton. It you are dyapeptie, also
take tablet trlopeptlne. .
-'
"MRS. A. D." Ioeenttneucs of urine can be
cured, by using the following: Tincture eubeot
1 dram; tincture rhoa aromatic 2 drama and
corap. fluid balmwort 1 oe. Give from JO to IS
drepa In water one sour before before meals.
e
"OMA W." writes: "I hare suffered with
catarrh of the head for many years. This has
become bad that It has affected my blood, also
my stomach and bowels te a very great extent.
I ehall appreciate an Immediate answer as I
suffer greatly." .
Answer: " I would advlae you to BureMM a
I pi, package of Vllane powder; take one-halt
teaspoon ful of the powder and add to this a pint
of warm water, snuff the water from the palm
ef the hand through the nostrils several times
a day. Make a catarrh balm by mixta on
teaapoooful of powder with one ounce of vase
line, or lard will dd, and apply as far up the
nostrils aa possible. Tot the stomach, bowele
and blood 1 would recommend the following
tonic: Syrup ot sarsaparilla comp., 4 oe.,
eoaap. fluid aalmwart, 1 as., and l ot, of fluid
ext. buchu. Mix by shaking well In a bottle
and take pec toaapoonful after eaeh meal and at
bed time.
eeo
"Gloria", writes: "I would Ilk you to
pnaeriba a good hair and scalp treatment. I
am bothered with Itching scalp and dan
druff. Vt hair la faded and falling and aooe
ot the remedies I hay tried h den any
permanent good." .
Answer: Go to your Qnigglst and obtain a
4 os. jar of plain yellow adlnyol. Apply aa
per directions. This treatment Iff en from
all -and I have actually seen the astonishing
transformations which result from Its uae.
The . dandruff and Itching are cured with
two or . thro applications, while tt makes the
hair glossy,: wavy ant full of lntenea natural
color. .
, ,.;. .
"Myrtle" writ: Owing to my extreme
thinness . I am frequently embarrassed by
lighting remarks of young people. Can you
prescribe a safe remedy to Increase my
walghtr
vAaenrar: I have so many gratifying reports
from the intra of three grain Hypo-Nuclane
tablets, that I have become to regard these val
uable Uttl tablets a a eeecttlc and prescribe
them to all - who are aeoemie, thin, waiting.
"ou" fd oebllitaW. i rocemmeae that yes
beg n their use at one. sad continue regularly
mi ll your system Is able to aaHmllauT ft!
fatty elements of your food; theT you will
grow plump and have plenty of red bljoA with
via""." hetr.M"Pl!Xi011 'W1S tPMWtog
'.. "' . , ' ' ' e e ; ; :' : .
'Slck M. O." write.: I have been affected
for some months with rheumatism and have
takes much mercies la vale. Pleas give pre
scription that will cure."
Answer: Th most sfflclent prescription t
have ever given for rheumatism is; loan, J
potassium J drama, sodium salicylate, 4 drams,
wine of colchleum. one-half ounce ; comp (
enc cardlsl. I o,! comp field balmwort, 1 M
vwuiui si meat time and
" e
at bed
writes: You oae recomnwnde-!
cough syrup. I tried It sn
tomss ana eoia syrup that I
- so proram m re.levtnc
a a pint mad
have fnructtdn
Klsdly BttbUth again." ,
''Farmwlfe"
s home-made
found 14 th
Over heard of. It
the severe eemgha and colds aed a pint md
- mng mat i
us .wgreaieaia.
Answer: Th. splsndld , Wutatrv. h-mo-mae.
cough syrup I. ,,d, . ,,4
bottl of concentrated essence msuihVlsrsn
bot'o " sow U make -d up,. , it is
flse. cheap remedy. .
i'.w0hJn,".wrU,: m eotsore greatly
with tndlgeetloa. Things I Ilk t ait a,
' hoevy. n-u-u, fecltnf In n,y
etomach, and my breath Is baa. whilj I m
servous. Irritable and frequently cannot .p.Y
, Anawar: A very excellent treatment .which I
widely prescribed tor Its gradual tueallve ac
" we" " tko-taateat relUf It effort, is
tablet, triopeptla. packed . ,
Take a pink tablet after breakout, whit tablet
after dinner aed blue tablet gftar supper. CY.
tlnu and th curatlv agencies will seen re
store natural digestion. , ... ,
. ., . e " "
I "M-. M- wrMssi :! am rtcavering
from a long Hlnass, but 4m fary weak, nerrotta,
leeptoes and bare little appetlt. Cas yo give
me a good tonic restorative treatment?"
Answer: Have the following prescrlpttob.
filled and take a taasaoonfu! befcr hi
Syrop of hypophoephttaa romp, i tincture
cadomene coma. 1 o.. (not cardamoa). Jtli trod
ehalte well befor wets. This is a fin nrve
tonic for old and young.
" a '
: "M. D. C." write "I hav always ben fr:4
to try to redue my weight, hot M ve wlil
publish uf. harmless but effective medlelss,
I will begin at once aa 1 am getting too stout
(v tev.ttit." ' ' '. ; . -:
Answer: , Obtain separately ti avwlj ' eutrt'
tut. 1 os. of glycol arbolsa sad I est. of
aromatic elixir. Wli. 4'iak well and far three
daya take .a taaspeoqful . after : each meal.
Thereafter take two teinoonnns. . Conllnu
sufficient time te properly 4 the weight.
A Beautiful Complexion
May Si Yur$
I Tt Dap
Nadinula
CR&AM
Th Complexioa
. Beautiflor
Uttd end Endontd
"By Tkmsatuh
NADINOLA banishes tan, ttllown,
freckles, pimples, liver-spots, etc. Extreme
cases twenty days. Rids pores and tissues
of impurities, leaves the skin clear, soft,
healthy. Directions and guaranict in
package. By toilet counters or mail. Two
isizes, 50 cents and $1.00. '
i JsATTONAX. TOILET COMPANY, Mrs, lama,
J wM by fcberawa-sseCtaaecl Unig Co.. Owl Drag
a arw risanasey, aaarrsrs rewtmacy.
Prescriptions
A deDartment In aur stnras which
Is expanding every day. Why?
simpiy because w hsv laid
nrtlPllb.r utrR. iinnn fta tmns,.,-
ance etrlved to make It on of
me foremost departments or our
business. , ; .
Te I hat vtrf Aiivsw -Sm. f
all. Is paramount Then Neatness
in Delivery adds to the advan
tageous features of letting us put
up your prescription,
It is our wish that you make
our store your prescription store.
. Where the aim 1 always to
please.
SHERMAN & McGONNELL
DRUG CO,
s