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.HE BEE: OMAHA, SATUBDAY, JULY 27, 1912.
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Sabaeribera leaving the city
; temporarily ",- shoaU fcava The
"Be - wailed to these. - Address
win Ve changed aa stem aa re
',' Now, how nice of the weather man
p blow hit cooling breath upon us?
.f And Judge Hanford's case was
duly attended to without the use of
the recall. '
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'New party a new deal," says
ieadline. Then It should not be
crooked deal.
S A Chicago bartender has wonra
iholarship at old Princeton. Being
a; good mixer, he ought to get along
'anywhere...: i -
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i J The money that Is made deliber
ately at the expense of a fellow
misfortune is , usually worse
than tainted.'
3j Governor Wilson was once a foot
tall enthusiast. Looked like it the
way he kicked Champ Clark's houn'
dawg around.
ft Those prize fight moving pictures
ought to prove which of the con
flicting descriptions of the late fight
were written by liars.
1
' Another postponement in the Dar
row trial on account of Illness sug
gests that this case is very sicken
ins to a lot of people.
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J William Watson dedicates a poem
to Colonel Roosevelt, In which be
says: '"Thou art America, Dauntless
Theodore." Good stuff.. ...
1 The esteemed " Globe-Democrat
refers to its 'own St. Louis as
"level headed city." Of course,
does not mean flat-headed.
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Our reform, democratic sheriff is
slowly but steadily learning how
hard it is to keep up a reform mas
querade for any length of time.
, With four Independent authorities
fixing the tax levy. It is the most
natural thing in the world for each
to leave the pruning to the other.
.- .This foot race revival may be on
the square, but the danger is that it
.may inspire some Mabray Imitators,
Don't bet real money on a foot race
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Forty babies have already been
iamed for Woodrow Wilson. There
.were also a lot of young Henry
Clays and Daniel Websters in their
day. ..
Working prisoners on the streets
may tend to reduce the number of
prisoners more than it cleans the
streets. So let the good work pro
ceed.
; The Fifth district nominating con
vention In West Virginia unani
mously endorsed Mr. Bryan for pres
ident In 1916. Hear that,. Governor
Wilson? ?
The Omaha postoffice Is going to
expurgate Its general delivery busi
ness. A worthy purpose, but a dif
ficult job when all letters look alike
on the outside.
: Just what would be the attitude
of " some of these ex-officeholders
who are withdrawing from the
republican party had that party
continued them in power is another
matter. -
'; No taxpayer can object to paying
the public school teachers all they
eara, but taxpayers have a right to
object to a policy that diverts $50,
000 a year from current revenues
to building account after all require
ments are supposed to be taken care
of by voting bonds, y
', And now the Bull Moose is con
fronted with double headers in the
form of contests from Virginia and
Georgia, and prospects ' Of more to
come. No party has a monopoly
on the contest business, nor does it
seem possible to start a new party
5-itiout going through the same
; : .jixinarlej.
Wool Tariff Progress.
The passage of .the La Follette
wool tariff by the senate la place" of
the democratic measure passed by
the house restores the situation ap
parently where It was a year ago.
But progress has nevertheless been
made, and there is a possibility of
fruitful Issue. Since the president's
veto last year, the tariff board has
made its report, and he has the find
ings before him as a guide in de
termining final action This being
the case, together with the fact that
the. question has again, been threshed
out in congress since the president's
refusal to sanction haphazard re
vision, a measure may emerge from
the conference that will pass muster
all around.
Another encouraging ' feature of
the later proceedings is the general
acceptance of the president's plan
for a permanent tariff board. This
is a vindication of his demand for
scientific tariff making, and if noth
ing else were accomplished by. the
controversy than to justify the wis
dom of that principle, , the results
would be appreciable and notewor
thy.
Correction Promptly Made.
CENTRAL CITY, Neb., July 24.-To the
Editor of the Bee: On the editorial page
of this morning's Bee appeared the fol
lowing clipping, which was credited to
the Central City Nonpareil:
As yet the republican candidates in Ne
braska have not endangered the floors of
the nee building by a stampede to Mr.
Rose water's private office In quest of
support
Will you do me the favor to transfer
the responsibility for this expression from
the Nonpareil to the Central City Repub
lican 7 The editorial from which the
paragraph was taken appeared in the
Republican last week.
I am having fun enough trying to
stand responsible for the editorial expres
sions of one newspaper without being
charged with the opinions that emanate
from my. esteemed contemporary.
! .It 8. TAYLOR.
Appreciating .Brother Taylor's
troubles, we make the correction
promptly with assurance of the ex
change man that the mistake in the
credit line was accidental and not
Intentional.
.-, Finger Print Evidence.
Some criminologists believe In the
adequacy of finger print evidence,
so much so that thej Puddin'head
Wilson discovery has come to be put
into practice occasionally1 in this
day of modern jurisprudence. ,. But
it Is evldenca which, it seems, should
be used chiefly in a supplementary
sense, for until science comes nearer
being exact it is of an intangible
character at best. .
But a touch of uncanny humor at
taches to a jury's conviction upon
finger print evidence for the theft of
an amulet belonging to a Pharoah
who lived some 6,300 ' years ago.
That makes out such a rococo case
for a twentieth century court of jus
tice as to incline one forbearlntly
to the view of the lawyer for the
defense that "a professor of science
(on whose expert testimony alone
this verdict rested) is a man who
can see a mosquito on the Masonio
temple scratch his back with -his
left hind leg, but cannot see the
mosquito." . .' ,
Possibly the finger print Is one of
the lost arts that played a prime
part In the primitive justice, but it
Is quite safe to say that modern
courts will for some time yet decline
to accept finger prints except as
corroboration of other testimony.
No.Bosaism There. .
Governor Dlx would better stand aside
for the benefit of his party and his state,
for Dlx Is a failure. Mr. Bryan's Com
moner, i
The only democratic governor
whom ; New . York democrats - have
been able to elect, for lo, these many
years, will please take notice and
obey orders.
No bossism there.
Hibernians Fight on Socialism.
One of the first, and underlying
principles of the Ancient Order of
Hibernians' nation-wide war on so
cialism is a campaign of education,
particularly among socialists, for If
passes current that many socialists
really do not understand what social
ism is.
The Hibernians declare they are
entering upon the greatest campaign
ever waged against this propaganda
and will' make It thorough, that they
will place socialism upon, the defen
sive and force its votaries to meet
the Issue squarely in the forum of
candid thought Such arraignments
as that delivered by the learned
Bishop Carroll of Montana can be
neither evaded nor answered with
mere invective if socialism is to with
stand the onslaught
It la now a question with the 23,000 water
consumers of Omaha whether they prefer
& 'reduction in their rates, or whether
tfw-y want to Increase the value of lota
to Is supplied In future with water, and
g: without reduction In water rates.
. Tr.b is the explanation of the
choseq organ of our water commis
sioner, A special meeting of the
Real Estate exchange X should be
called at once to debate the subject,
and, let the water , commissioner
knW where he gets off at
Mr. Bryan once offered to return
the $16,000 handed to Brother-in-
law .'Tommy". AUea in 1904 If any
of it could be traced to Belmont or
Ryan. Wonder If that offer still
holds good.
IN OTHER LANDS THAN OUES
Pertinent Pointers on Doings in Foreign Countries.
Golden Era of Japan.
In .the romances of modern history It
Is doubtful if an equal in' the fasci
nating Interest of achievements can be
found, for the record of the reign of Em
peror Mutsuhito of Japan. On November
3, 1852,. while Commodore Perry was pre
paring for the famous mission which re
sulted in the opening of Japan to Ameri
can commerce, the ruler of the Oriental
yankees first saw the light In the im
perial palace at Kyoto. As a boy he
knew no playmates and did not know
what play was. He was reared In an
imperial atmosphere as secluded from
the people as the people themselves were
from the outside world. Though Perry
gave the Japanese an object lesson In
the. value of cannon In the 60s, Japanese
soldiers were still fighting with bows
and arrows and swords in the civil war,
which ushered Mutsuhito to the throne in
1868. The young emperor did not grasp
readily the causes of national strife. It
was still death to leave the country, but
a few of the leaders challenged fate by
going abroad to study modern life and
methods. One of these was the late Mar
quis Ito, assassinated in Korea last year.
To this aggressive and receptive states
man and' his associate missionaries is
largely due the credit of showing the
emperor the broad road of modern devel
opment which has made Japan the won
der of the world. Mutsuhito cut loose
from the traditions of caste and customs.
At one stroke he destroyed the exclusive
ness of centuries by appearing among his
people In public. Ports were, opened to
all nations. A modern constitution was
adopted In 1890 and a representative as
sembly followed.. Modern war methods
were late In coming to Japan, but the
natives adopted them. . The Satsuma re-!
belllon was crushed In 1877, later on a
section of China was threshed and Its
navy destroyed. Ten years ago the
great Russian power, presumed to be in
vincible, was whipped to a standstill.
This great struggle for national life left
Japan with a tremendous publlo debt,
but the people bear it with the courage
and fortitude shown In the mighty grap
ple with' Russia. Progress In the arts of
peace inr manufacturing, shipping, agri
culture and education-have been equally
astonishing to the outside world. Rightly
Is the Mutsuhito reign called the
Meija" the era of enlightened progress,
the golden age of Japan.
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Hlajh Taxes and High Rents. -
The effect of high taxes on municipal
progress Is forcefully shown In an Ameri
can consular report on the cost of hous
ing in Paris. Taxation In France touches
not only the land and the Improvements,
but makes a separate levy on the win
dows of a dwelling or othen building. The
steadily upward tendency of the govern
ment's share of the landlord's Income for
years past is shown In restricted expan-.
slon of habitations and a consequent up
lift in rents. Twelve years ago Paris
had 810,468 dwellings, representing a
rental value of $87,000,000. Last year the
report shows 033,904 dwellings and the
rental value raised to 8115,900,000. In this
period the population of Paris Increased
per cent, while the number of dwell
ings Increased 23 pe.' cent. This abnor
mal condition, seemingly contradictory,
is accounted for by a decreased number
of persons to each house,: chiefly single
men. occupying separate apartments. In
1890 the average number of persons to
each dwelling was 8.09. In 1911, it had
dropped to 2.89. "Even at this time," says
the consular report, "It Is very dim-
cult to find suitable lodging at reason
able prices; advances In rent "of 25, 30
and even 60 per cent have not been rare
In the last three years. In order to assure
homes for the increase of 20,000 Inhab
itants annually and constitute a reserve
of 4 per cent of vacant dwellings It Is
estimated that In the next three years
60,000 additional dwellings would be neces
sary . During the last decade the number
of structures In Paris Increased only
791, Although 10,226 new houses were
erected (not counting additions). 7,434
houses were demolished during the same
BUMPEE CROP OF CORN AND HOGS
Cheering Calculations Based on a Bountiful Harvest
' Wall Street Journal.
A change of nationwide significance is
already well under way In the impend
ing big corn crop. Because or tne bear
ing of the corn yield upon the cost of
raising hogs, the influence of hogs for
market upon the price of meat and the
effect of lower meat prices upon the
cost of living a big corn yield might
even have more political significance
than any of the party platforms or other
presidential pronouncements.
By the way the corn crop is now be
having the end of July should indicate
a crop not tar from 8,000,000,000 bushels.
Since these prospects became fairly
well confirmed by official reports, the
price of corn has been sliding down
ward from the level of last year's price
on July 1. December corn is cents
a bushel cheaper, and if other teedstuffs
produce correspondingly we may have
50-cent corn before November 1. This
means that a greater proportion of " a
mammoth crop may go into cattle and
hogs ton the farm than at any earlier
time within several years.
Encouragement for meat consumers can
be found In the quick-breeding possi
bilities of swine, as compared with any
other meat-producing animal. Western
stockmen are now .advertising pure bred
hog sales for littering In September.
That means a new generation in the
early summer or late spring of 1913.
During the past six months summer-born
pigs of 1911 have come to market at fif
teen of the packing house centers of the
west, in numbers amounting . to 16.000,000
STANDING UP FOR THE PARTY.
New Tork Tribune: ' Governor Deneen
was the "people's choice" in the Illinois
primaries, but not being for T. R. he be
comes unworthy of confidence. Still the
people must rulel
New Tork World: The final refusal of
Governor Deneen of Illinois to take up
with the Roosevelt party adds another
distinguished name to the list of desert
ers. Governor Hadley of Missouri, Gov
ernor Osborn of Michigan, Senator Works
of California. Senator Borah of Idaho,
Senators Cummins and Kenyon of Iowa
and Ormaby McHarg have already ' an
nounced their purpose to remain in the
republican organisation.
Boston Herald: Deneen's action will
prevent the electoral vote of Illinois from
being east for Roosevelt Had the repub
lican organisation of that state, headed
by the governor, identified ItseJf with
Including partial demon-
Forcing the Dardanelles.
The latest explanation of the so-called
attempt of the Italian fleet to force a
passage of the Dardanelles Is that the
Italian admiral sent a squadron of de
stroyers into the channel to see how far
It could go without detection. A portion
of the squadron returned with the infor
mation sought The Turks claim to have
sent two destroyers to the bottom and
to have damaged four more. The straits
are now closed to commerce, which will
touch the pocket conscience of trading
nations and stir diplomacy to peace over
tures once . more. The sea gate to the
Turkish capital, when properly guarded,
as it no doubt Is at present, challenges
destruction to any fleet seeking to force
it Not merely are there the guardian
fortresses of Killd-ul-Bahr and Sedd-ul-Bahr,
but there is ordnance thickly
planter along shore on both the barren
and forbidding European coast and the
gently sloping, tree-clad Asiatic shore.
The channel is about forty-two miles
long, from one to three miles in breadth
and has a maximum depth of 180 feet. It
was agreed between Turkey and the five
major powers in 1841 that ships should
only pass by the express consent of
Turkey; the agreement was confirmed at
London thirty years later and at Berlin
in 1878, but In 1891 the prohibition was
suspended to permit the "volunteer fleet''
of Russia to have the use of the water
way. ' '
Religions War la France.
Religious bodies in France are begin-
to realise the force of the maxim:
"An injury to one Is an Injury to all."
When separation of church and state was
decreed in France rivals of the state
church (the Catholic) enthusiastically, ap
plauded the law. But the subsequent con
fiscation of church property and the' sup'
plementary laws providing for state su
pervision of religious bodies and revenues
turned the applause of yesterday into
lamentations today. Before the separation
the Protestant churches, excepting those
that were free, received a share of the
publlo funds. Lice the Catholics they have
now lost this Income. It Is estimated that
there are nearly 600,000 Protestants in
France, 60,000 of whom are in Paris. These
churches are very poor. The French law
does not recognize the right of church
corporations to demand legacies and funds
that are left to them by will, and It is
only when the heirs are willing to turn
money over to them that they benefit by
wills. The Evangelical Lutherans now
ask for a law permitting the churches
to receive legacies that have "st been
authorised by the French cabinet The
Evangelical Reformed church goes fur
ther in asking the exemption of state
authorization In case of a gift or legacy
for current expenses. , The Paris corre
spondent of the New Tork Sun says: "It
Is doubtful If the relief asked for will
be granted, the fact being the French
church war Is really a war against re
ligion."
United for Home Role
The reception given Premier Asquith in
Dublin Is significant of the continued
solidarity between the British liberals and
the Irish nationalists and emphasizes also
the determination of the present goverg-
ment to yield nothing in Its endeavor to
enact the home rule bill into law before
the end of this parliament Home rule
Is now mainly a sit-tight and hold-fast
proposition. The government coaUtlon
needs only to keep intact long enough to
force the bill through in spite of the
veto of the lords and the long struggle
Inaugurated by Gladstone will end in
triumph for the Irish cause. The premier's
welcome in Dublin was exceptionally en
thusiastic, in view of the political situa
tion: the fact that tor more than a
century no other premier had visited
Ireland probably counted for little, Inter
esting as the circumstance was.
head against 18,967,000 in 1911, and only
10,850,000 head in the first half of 1910. The
Increasing number of marketed hogs, in
spite of a lighter average weight at most
of these markets, compared with earlier
years, is of much significance in the
future of meat prices.
Undoubtedly the basis of the produc
tion or swine in tne past three years
has been broadening. On January l.
1911, the recovery from the previous
year was at the rate of 128 per cent.
On January 1, 1912, the country had
65,410,000 swine, or about as In 191L The
average price during 1911 was $8.30 for
the high at Chicago. The rapid Increase
during 1911 was due to the extremely
high price of 1910, averaging tor the high
at Chicago IU.20 per 100 pounds. The
impulse which these premium prices
gave to the hog industry in 1911 was
materially checked by last year's small
corn crop of 2,631,000.000; but the fifteen
markets In question received over 8,000,000
head more than in 1910 to June SO.
In the past half year the Increase was
4,000,000 head more than in 1910, and the
lr die tlons are that for the latter half
of this "year and for the - first half of
1918 the country will receive an unpre
cedented accession of corn-fed hogs at
Its slaughtering centers, to say nothing
about the grass-fed and other varieties
which good feed crops now favor greatly
above the condition of 191L Apparently
cheaper meat of this kind is in sight.
Cheaper meat and cereals should mean
lower living costs, - greater prosperity
and wider political contentment.
Roosevelt's candidacy, he might possibly
have carried the state But the most
that his followers can now expect to do
Is. to divert enough strength from the
Taft ticket to throw Illinois into the
democratic column.
New Tork Post: Governor Deneen was
renominated In the same primaries, last
spring, which were swept by Mr. Roose
velt on the Lorimer Issue, and he is loth
to give up his advantage as the regular
candidate for governor of the republican
organization. He must now face, of
course, he additional opposition of a
Roosevelt state ticket for that Is the pen
alty, according to Dixon, to be visited
upon ftlra for preferring la this crisis
President Taft to the colonel. The gov
ernor, it should be said, has been con
sistent Ee did not bolt the Chicago con
vention, refusing with Governor Hadley
of Missouri to follow the Roosevelt leader
ship the moment It signified party dis
ruption ' "
period (not
tlons.)"
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COMPILED FROM BEE FILfrft
- JULY 27.
Thirty Tears Age-
Captain Charles Hanley. the Drosnerous
grocery merchant on Tenth street was
married at St Phllomena's cathedral
to Miss Anna Klchol. the accomolished
sister of Mr. L Nichol, the dry goods
mercnant on Sixteenth street
General O. O. Howard, the new com
mander of the Department of the Platte.
succeeding Genera! Crook, came in from
Denver for a flying inspection of his
new post He will return about SeDtem-
ber 15 to take permanent command.
Otto J. Kenyon, traveling salesman for
Henry J. Lehman, and Miss Carrie
Neligh were married at the residence of
the bride's parents, 1606 Davenport street,
by Rev. Mr. Stewart, pastor of the Meth
odist Episcopal churtfh. Among numerous
presents listed are a set of Shakespeare
from H. Rosenswieg, a photographer
album from A. S. Kenyon. an oil Dalntin
from A. Hospe and a steel engraving
irom Mrs. A. Hospe, a hand-painted pin
cushion from Mr. and Mrs. Burndt. a
bedspread from Mrs. Meyer, and a
hand-painted plate from Willie and Fan.
nle Coburn.
If W. F. O'Neill, who Is selling .T.ff
Davis' book will call at The Bee office
ne can obtain his order book lost re
cently. A quartette of young ladies are visiting
Miss Reba Tates. They are Miss May
and Nellie Chapman. Mls Thrill tt-AA
and Miss Dora Smith of St. Joseph.
air. J. H. Wilbur, who for
has held a -responsible position in the
First National bank, has been appointed
cashier In the new Omaha Savings bank.
Dr. James Wright, at one time a resi
dent of this city, who has been absent
for nearly twelve years, has returned.
Dr. Wright is one of the best veterinary
surgeons Omaha ever had.
A delightful garden arty was given at
Happy Hollow by Mr. and Mrs. J. H. N.
Patrick, which Included an elegant sup
per and concert by the Ninth Infantry
band.
Twenty Years Ago -
Rev. John Williams made the principal
address at a mass meeting in Washing
ton hall, held under the auspices of the
United Brotherhood of Carpenters and
Joiners. He took the ground that the
organization of labor should be for the
purpose of preventing strikes and serious
difficulties between laboring men and
their employers and not to institute them.
S. J. Kent, secretary of the general ex
ecutive committee of the Carpenters'
union, rather dissented from this view,
for he believed there was often virtue In
strikes, declaring that the greatest strike
In history freed 4,000,000 slaves. The chair
man of the meeting was W. B. Musser.
Duncan B. Harrison, erstwhile partner
of the great John L. Sullivan, dropped in
on The Bee's sporting editor and they
fell to chatting about the forthcoming
SullivBn-Corbett fight. Harrison said
John L. "will whip him (Corbett) sure
and do It with the first good punch he
gets." (History shows John did not get
the one good punch.) N
Lightning struck the First Methodist
church at night and tore off a good sized
piece of the roofing.
,The new beef house erected by the G.
H. Hammond company in South Omaha
was completed and the wheels of lndus-i
try promise to do some humming there in
a week.
"Ralnfaker" Melbourne, as The Bee re
ferred to him. had been engaged by some
credulous folk at Grand Island to man
ufacture some rain for them. S. S. Basler,
in charge of the weather bureau in
Omaha, gave out a public statement, say
ing that "conditions in Nebraska are
very favorable for copious showers now. -It
seems the rainmaker was going to
get the advantage of these conditions.
Ten Years Ago
A B. Davenport, chief clerk of the
Millard hotel, observed the day as the
twentieth anniversary of the opening of
the hotel. The observation was in har
mony with the physical aspects ' of the'
day somewhat wet
J. E. Markel, proprietor of the Millard
and other lesser hostelrles, left for a
tour of his eating houses along the Union
Pacific
Mr. and Mrs. J. A. Dempster were in
Sioux Falls and from there Intended go
ing to Duluth for a visit.
Word came of the drowning in Nome,
Alaska, of Harry I Baldwin, formerly
of Omaha, whose father resided at 2652
Harney street Father and son had been
In Alaska about two years. The boy
was 19.
Monmouth Park Methodist church dedi
cated its new edifice at Thlrtv-fourth
street and Larimore avenue. Rev. A. A.
Luce was the pastor. Rev. J. W. Jen
nings, presiding elder, had charge of the
dedicatory exercises and a number of
clergymen participated.
Rev. Aloysius Bosch. S. J., head of the
Catholic Mission of the Rosary at the
Fine Ridge Indian reservation, snoke at
St. John's collegiate church of missions
among Indians.
Scholastic Fre-Emlnence.
Boston Transcript.., .
The scholar in politics Is worth while
when one can write a tariff pamDhlet
that shall" meet the approval of both
democrats and republicans. Prof. Taus
sig's article on the wool and woolen
schedule, which the government will
print by unanimous consent seems
adapted to making the lion and the lamb
lie down together. .
; Jefferson Wasn't Mnch.
Chicago Record-Herald.
Senator Heyburn has taken the trouble
to let it be known that he doesn't think
Thomas Jefferson was much of a states
man. It is supposed that Mr. Heyburn
has been looking into the life of .Jef
ferson and found that he did not resem
ble a certain . senator from one of -the
mountain states. .
Both Sides Virtorlona.
New Tork World.
The historian who relies upon the of
flclal reports will have a hard time writ
ing a true account of the war between
Ita'r and Turkey. ' Whichever side fur
nishes the neta seems to be the victor.
There never has been another war in
which there was so little fighting and
both sides won so many victories.
The Latest Peacemaker.
St Louis Globe-Democrat
Uncle Sam's latest battleship proves
to be the fastest In the navy. It is
classed as a superdreadnought and the
next will probably be a hypersuperdread
nought No dreadnought has yet been
In a battle, a sign that the class tends
to preserve the peace.
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People Talked About
Last spring someone asked Manager E.
L. Johnson of the Gayety how his bur
lesque was going along. The theater pro
prietor came back with tue explanation
that he was not .running a burlesque
house it was extravaganza that he was
producing. Some difference between the
two, you see.- Now he has taken on the
Hippodrome and will give Omaha vood
vil not vaudeville.
Colonel Henri Watterson makes the
point that no man Is entitled to recover
for the. loss of his wife's affection un
less he can prove she can and will cook.
At a recent wedding in California mov
ing pictures were taken of all the hap
penings just as if It had been a prize
fight . Incidentally the guests wore
jewels valued at $1,500,000.
Robert Crichton, an English bachelor
Who never touched tobacco or booze, has
just celebrated bis one hundredth birth
day anniversary. This knocks a few
teeth out of the old saw that the good die
young.
.Miss Katherine E. Conway,' adjunct
professor at St Mary's college, Notre
Dame, Ind., is the latest woman to be
decorated with the "cross pro ecclesla
et pontlflco" In recognition of her serv
ices In the education of Catholio women.
. Mrs. Max Fieischmann, the greatest
sportswoman In the world. Is returning
to her home in Cincinnati, O., after a
successful hunting trip in the Arctic
wilds of Siberia. She is the first woman
who has dared even to set out on such
an expedition. ' ' . -.
Gordon Strong, a wealthy. Chicago real
estate dealer, has provided a home for
five little boys, to whom he will give
every advantage of luxury and education.
He desired to relieve his lonely hours by
the chatter of children. The boys come
from families of good stock, but of lim
ited means. They are chosen tor the
making of men, not dependents. - .
. Mr. . Wlngfleld :Ot Nevada, who , has
declined ' the governor's appointment ' to
serve in the United States senate as the
successor of the' late Senator Nixon, Is
a very' sensible man. "I apprehend," he
writes, "my equipment to ' be rather In
the direction of business activity than
to assist in the nation's government"
Mr. Wlngfleld . but a few years ago
went to Nevada penniless and 'is now
one of the state's new millionaires. ."
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Governess Tommle, what is the future
of "I diagnose?" - -
Physician s Child "I operate,". ; Miss
Brown. Ufe. "
Teacher Now, children, which one of
you can decline the word sick?
Likzle (in a tragic voice) Sick, worse,
dead. Judge.
Patient I wish to consult you with re
gard to my utter loss of memory. -
Doctor Ah, yesl Why er in case of
this nature I always require my fee in
advance. Christan Intelligence. n
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"Was your love affair romantic?"
"Oh, very! I met Reginald at the sea
shore. We both pretended to be very
rich." .
"Yes, yes."
"And now it turns out that he collects
the payments on our piano." McCall's
Magazine."
"I think rooms reflect ' the personality
of their inhabitants."
"Then I take it the lady who usee this
room is of a very, worrying dlspostton."
"What makes you think that?"
."Because it has so much fret work."
'Baltimore American.
Author The very first thing I sent to
a magazine was accepted.
Young Friend Was it poetry or prose?
Author Prose. " It was a check for a
year's subscription. Boston Transcript
"What makes you so sure that man will
be elected?"
"He has all the qualifications for great
responsibility."
"Yes. But those are just the things
that are liable to make him as unpopular
as a base ball umpire." Washington Star.
"Did yon ever see anyone so afraid of
draughts as Aunt Martha?"
"No; she'd put a wrap on if she camo
Into the room and found a bureau drawer
open." Judge. :
The young man wanted an understand
ing before he proposed. "Can you wash
dishes?" he asked.
"Oh, yes," said the girl. "Can yoa wipe
em?"
He didn't propose. Louisville Courier-Journal.-
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"Is that plant I see in your garden a
perennial or an annual."
"Nelthsr. It's a failure." London An
swers. . ( , -. ; ,
Guest That's a beautiful rug. May I
ask how much It cost you? ' . -.
Host Five hundred dollars. A hundred
and fifty for it and the rest for furniture
to match. Baltimore American. -
"They seem a well-matchd pair."
"Oh, yes, botanically."
'What do you mean?"
"She is a society bud and he is a bloom
ing idiot" Boston Transcript
'"The word you have Just used," said
the jurist, "hasn't any such meaning."
"I know it didn't have any such mean
ing," replied the indefatigable writer, "but
I have used it in the wrong way so many
times that the dictionaries have finally
adopted if Cleveland Plain Dealer. -
AN IMPROVED ELOPEMENT.
, Chicago Record-Herald.
Her father had declined to yield ' when
Harold asked him for the girl;
"Begone!"' the grim old man Tiad said,
"she ne'er -may wed with .such a
churl!"
I'd rather see her In her shroud than to
the altar led by you;
Her lineage is -long and proud; -your
j ancestors were base and few." ,
That night when her grim father slept
the maiden left her downy bed
And dressed herself and softly crept out
on her. balcony; o'erhead
The moon shone with a fitful glow, and
in a steeple far away
A clock, in aocenta weird and slow, an
v nounced the near approach of , day.
The maiden, trembling, waited while th
precious moments dragged along;
But hope was in her glad young breast)
her trust was sure, her faith, was
strong;--- , . . .
She leaned against the. rail and gazed;
young: Harold was not' waiting there;
No ladder had as yet Veen raised, and
. -silence brooded everywhere.
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At last she heard a distant whir, and,
looking up, she saw a dim.
Strange birdlike thing approaching her;
-. - its wings were wide, . its form was
trim;
Asleep within her father lay; his every
- snore the building shook.
And Harold bore the maid away, caught
. by his handy grappling hook. .
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