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Senator Works la still tolling along
jn the Grand Old Party. ,
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i. Ana, anotner 'ining, we duhv in
Panama canal; England did not.
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. It aem that Sweden had a walk
away. Is the: hop, step and Jump
Contests at the Olympic.
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I Any time the flood geta too per
latently active in Denver, Denver
olka can hike up Plke'e Peak.
Never mind, It wlll.be perfectly
proper to boost every other day that
there la a game on the home grounds.
4 Many a, man of great power and
'strength wastes much of It for lack
of proper ' governorship within him
self. '' . ,
" aBannnnwlnnnnWSSSnSnnnnV
One would scarcely gather, how
Aver,' from the evidence In the Dar
row case that nobody had bribed
Franklin.
( The New York preacher who de
livered a sermon on women's bathing
ftults presumably spoke from abbre
viated notes. " " ' '
' Scientists have voted again on the
seven wonders of the modern world
and miraculously failed to Include
the bull moose.
' Of course, we did not expect
Johnny Bull to enthuse over our ath
letes at Stockholm, since they 1 so
. far outdid Johnny's. '
I; Governor Wilson gave up the col
legs, for politics, but now to reach
his new goal he has to go back to
: the electoral college.
The stage dance has been vindi
cated. It averted a panic , when the
audience was on the point of stam
peding over a cry of fire.. '
The claim Is made that a guinea
pig has been created 'by artificial
means. But why it was considered
necessary we do not know.
' The Water board has backed .up as
gracefully as possible on ' its curb
meter order. A rear-ward move
ment on its 8 a. m. closing edict
would seem next In-order.-
Congressman Berger, the lone so
cialist, continues' to find delight in
hectic oratory and ' the' house 'is as4
patient with him- as an indulgent
mother would be with an -irritable
child. .
All tried and true republicans must
be highly; gratified with, the ' ener
getie way in which our new national
committeeman Is fulfilling .his promo
i8 of "hearty support" for the presi
dential ticket.-- ' ' - '!; i ' '- -
Nebraska democrats are to be
called on to purge their party of
bosslsm by substituting for "Boss"
Jobs C. Byrnes as state chairman
"Boss" Brother-in-Law "Tommy1
Allen." 'Go to it. '..';..;-(
Local coal dealers are trying to
convince patrons that in spite of the
boost is price. they are running- their
business as purely charitable Institu
tions. Those coal men always were
big-hearted and self-sacrificing.
The weather man's figures show
that we are nearly two- inches ahead
of where we were this time last year
in rainrau. inatmucn aa crops
panned but tolerably well last year,
the 1912 yield ought to look pretty
.good. , - v. --
; ' As an avowed supporter of Colonel
Roosevelt and his new party, "Mike'
. Harrington, late, populist and later
democrat, would have just as good a
right, legally and morally, to sit Is
a republican convention as any other
member of the proposed new party
which, however, is no right at all.
Not a Feasible Scheme.
" Congressman Norrla- makes a bid
for gallery applause by proposing to
submit the nomination . for ' United
States senator,' which came to him
through; the- Roosevelt , . wave that
swept the April primary, to a recall
plebiscite.
It is not a feasible scheme. Nomi
nations in the April primary were
made under, a primary law which
makes no provision for, any - subse
quent primary.. Evenwere it possi
ble to Improvise the machinery . to
hold it, and raise the money to pay
for it, another primary would be
nothing more tnan a straw vote with
out binding effect ,'.
Moreover, such a soapbox primary
would beg the whole question
whether Nebraska republicans re
pented of the nomination accorded to
Jndge Norrla, for it would merely
precipitate a new dispute as to which
voters are entitled to participate in
a primary as republicans and which
ones have forfeited that right by
abandoning the party to join some
other party. But though the scheme
is not feasible. Judge Norris will
doubtless have accomplished all he
expected by the publicity achieved. '
The Woman in the Tower.
Now that the woman in the tower
who gave the signal to the train that
was wrecked at Western Springs, 111.,
has admitted that she may have been
partly to blame for the catastrope,
it will probably be said that a rail
road signal tower Is no place for a
woman; that a woman is unfitted by
temperament for the strain of such an
occupation. It will' not be hard to
recall In the face of this that most
of these towers are occupied by men
and that In spite of that fact other
wrecks have occurred from time to
time. ','"''(
The modern railroad uses the tele
phone instead of the telegraph for
dispatching trains. The telephone
was used in this case, and the woman
in the tower misunderstood the mes
sage that came to her. A man might
have done the same thing. The point
is that the telephone, no more than
the telegraph, nor the block signal,
nor any other device yet contrived,
is absolute proof . against accidents,
but the hazard seems to diminish in
proportion to the lessening of human
agency .Railroads are constantly
experimenting with new inventions
for making travel safer. with excel
lent results. But only the other day
a locomotive engineer testified on a
witness stand that the severest strain
on the mas in the cab is the ever
present dread of accident. It would
seem we are still in the experimental
stage.
If That's the Way He Feels.
No self-respecting man should , stay
within the republican party under these
conditions. Tbecdore Roosevelt's latest
article In the Outlook.
If that's the way he feels, why
should avowed supporters of Colbnel
Roosevelt want to stay within the re
publican party! '
If that's the way , he feels, why
should presidential electors profess
ing Intention to vote for Roosevelt
insist on g6ing on the ballot as re
publicans?
If that's the way he feels, why
should anyone determined to follow
Roosevelt seek to participate in re
publican primaries, caucuses or con
ventions?
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' Millions for the Bivers.
j Prompted' by .the ,, executive, con
gress has included In the river and
harbor appropriation bill Just passed
an item of $6,000,000 for. levees and
embankments along the ' Mississippi
river. This is the administration's
earnest of good faith which will have
quite; as much . appealing force, no
doubt, as the glowing promises now
being written into' third-term trial.
forms . "Words are good, and only
so when backed by deeds,'!, has here
a. vital application. President Taft
has been steadfast for river improve
ment, and when the recent floods
wrought their devastation he sent a
special message to congress calling
for emergency:, relief and measures
of permanent protection.,
the ' opposition has ' taken cogni
sance ' Of 'this situation. ; calling so
loudly- for, federal attention, but it
cannot be. denied that the president's
vigorous policy had Its effect in mak
ing this 'a platform issue. There-
publicans, at Chicago first included
the proposition in the list of platform
planks. But this is by no means a
political question; it Is a persistent
economic problem. The rivers must
be controlled, and the states without
federal aid cannot do what Is neces
sary.
Having had to dance attendance
on primary, special, or regular elec
tions one after another in continuous
succession for a whole year here in
Omaha, the suggestion of an extra
election' is not' likely to evoke much
spontaneous enthusiasm Is this baili
wick. The South Omaha live stock mar
ket would unquestionably draw from
southeastern Nebraska more strongly
If we had better railroad connections
and facilities; also if southeastern
Nebraska were not nearer to the mar
kets of 8t Joseph and Kansas City.
Governor Wilson's campaign man
ager alms at peace, he says. He evi
dently disagrees' with Colonel Roose
velt in the belief that the only way
to do well is to tight
. IN OTHER LANDS .THAN. OURS .. ...
Critical Comment on Passing Events in Foreign Countries.
British Workmen' Insaraace.
"The event of the week In Great Britain
was the going. Into effect , of the new
workmen's insurance' law. which became
operative on Monday. This measure Is
another of the achievements of Lloyd
George, chancellor of the exchequer, who
came before the world three years ago.
as a result of his then novel, propositions
for taxing "the unearned increment" of
land, and for" other -Innovations be had
Proposed in the , annual British budget
About 15,000,000 'persons are' within the
purview of the law, and of these more
than 10.000,000 had been registered for Its
benefit when It went into effect on Mon
day. Under this law sick and . out of
work benefits are paid from a fund that
Is raised by the collection of a fixed
amount from both employers and em
ployed, based on the wages paid, to which
a stated sum is added by the government
Speaking of the law and what he hoped
from It, Chancellor Lloyd-George said;
'The workingmen'a insurance act Is
one more step achieved In the great
liberal forward movement which began
with the old pension act was continued
by the budget of 1900 providing for the
taxation of land In Great Britain, and
has since been furthered by the enact
ment of the law depriving the House of
Lords "Wit power of veto over legisla
tion thrice passed by the Commons, the
people's representatives.
"For the first time in the history of
Great Britain as a sUte. employer and
worker are now to co-operate to maln-7
tain and to Increase the efficiency of
the individual and of the nation. The
workman's insurance act alma to make
provision for keeping the household from
poverty, to keep the worker and his fam
ily from pauperism In the dark days of
sickness, which come to every household
In turn and to guard against suffering
from unemployment for which the work
man Is not responsible. ,
"It will help the mother at childbirth
and will Inaugurate a great national cam
paign against consumption. Instead of
devoting our strength altogether to. fight
ing our neignoors abroad, we are organis
ing armaments to fight social evils at
home."
Drop, la British "Consols."
Along with the consummation of the
insurance act in Great Britain came the
news that "consols," the British govern
ment securities, had fallen to 75. the low
est point touched by the Issue In its ores-
nt SH per cent form. The cause for this
was naturally sought In the schemes of
the government for ameliorating the con
ditions of the lower classes, of its popu
lation, and for raising revenue, the tax
on land, being especially held responsible.
Such., reasoning- is not ' altogether .'con
vincing.' All securities held, for fixed in'
coma have suffered much In price of late,
even the tUnlted States government hav
ing felt called upon to guaranty par for
its 2 per cent bonds. Taxation on land
in Great Britain has been found much of
a ' burden, especially heavy on dead
estates, where real estate cannot be sold
to advantage, and it thus becomes neces
sary to sell the consols and other se
curities for which there is a ready mar
ket to meet the inheritance taxes. But
the more reasonable ground on which to
account for the low price of government
securities is that money can readily find
a more attractive market in private ven
tures. Industrial undertakings are es
pecially Inviting. It is to this, then,
rather than to the Lloyd-George pro
gram, that the slump in consols Is at
tributed. Heo-alating Bargain Sale.
Herr von Jagow, president of the
Berlin, who made for himself a name by
his famous order against the long hatpin,
has once more secured the center of the
stage for a moment. He. now propose
to regulate "bargain" sales, to the end
that when a cuKtomer seeks the store of
a merchant who has attracted , him
thither by alluring promises of low
prices, the merchant shall make good on
his advertisement. He insists that too
much fraud exists in connection ' with
these sales, and that when a merchant
EDITORIAL HINDSIGHTS.
Kansas City Times: Among others t
mourn the passing of the commerce court
will be the thirteen express companies.
Wall - Street Journal! Treasury esti
mates every one of us worth I cents
more than a year ago but what's 6 cents
to the Beef trust?
Wall Street Journal: Automobiles have
hurt railway travel so much that you
must have noticed the marked decrease
In the number of strap hangers.
Houston Post There Is none In Texas
who can match dollars with old Rocke
feller, but we have a million men who
can beat htm. eating cabbage.
Cleveland Leader: Somebody should get
a stepladder and look through the tran
som. Chancellor Day hasn't been heard
from, for at 'least three weeks.
Riou Cltv Tribune: Cattlemen of the
northwest should take notice of the fact
that In Argentina there Is a law against
killing a cow before she is 7 years old.
Brooklyn Eagle: A Pittsburgh man aged
83 has run the risk of marrying after
niv three weeks of courtship. The reck
lessness of youth, especially In Pittsburgh,
is proverbial.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: A Kansas
farmer claims to have broken up a"
cyclone with a shotgun. , Why haven't
shotguns been used in national conven
tions ere now?
Boston Herald: When every other ob
ject falls, a reformer can always sharpen
his claw on the public scnoois. Ana
this hold even for member of the Na
tional Education association.
Kansas Cltr Star: Acquiescence by the
express companies in the order of the
Interstate commerce commission reaucmg
the exoress rates wlU not lessen the de
mand for the parcels post law.
Cleveland Plain Dealer: A current
magastne article Is entitled "Investiga
ting .Eggs." This story is addressed to
the downtrodden householder, but It will
be of interest to troupers, aa well.
Chicago' News: Americans are not
really in so great 'a hurry as their rail
road wreck record seems to indicate.
Many of them, would prefer greater
safety and comfort to headlong speed.
Louisville Courier-Journal: The differ
ence between a "public servant" and the
other kind is that the "public servant"
hangs on . to the . Job like a leech, while
the other type geU away from it like
an.eeL, ; ; ,,-, ,;. . ,.:; .
Houston Post'; We notice that Brother
Alexander Moor called on Colonel Roose
velt, at 'Oyster Bay last Friday. It's
Moore's , business, not ours; but we would
never quit an' L. R. honeymoon for a'T.
R. ' campaign in thl world. ' :
advertises aa .article marked - down,:, he
should be compelled to produce' the goods,
as the customer Unentitled to know just
what he is purchasing.
Attacking- Pro-Frenrh Agitator.
The sentencing, of Herr Schats, man
ager of a factory at Saargemund, to four
months', imprisonment for', turning , the
face' of a bust of the kaiser to the wall Is
construed at -Berlin as an indication that
the government intends to put a' damper
on the rabid pro-French : agitators of
Alsace-Lorraine.' - ,
8chats offense was committed at
meeting called for the organization of a
French society. In the discussion as to
the probable attitude of the German gov.
ernment toward the society Schats turned
a bust of the kaiser to the wall with the
witticism: "We know you from one side,
William, now we shall know you from
the other." The act was reported to a
magistrate and there followed the first
case of lese majeste that has been in the
German courts for many years.
The pro-French agitators of Alsace
Lorraine are endeavoring to arouse the
old spirit of the lrreconcllables against
Germany, the leading people believing
that there is a chance of a reunion, with
France. The government for a time shut
It eyea to the situation. Then the kaiser
sent a warning to the Alsaclans, through
the mayor of Strassburg, saying' that
they "had heretofore seen only bis good
side, but might soon see another." When
this called forth the witticism of Schats
at the society' meeting the government
officials decided that It was time for
action and the prosecution of Schats fol
lowed. The government now seems de
termined upon a policy' of firmness lest
the method of ignoring-the -pro-French
feeling be mistaken by the agitators for
weakness. v :-
Bare Death for Loenst. '
K young French doctor, D'Hexelle," has
reported the discovery of ' a successful
method of fighting the locust . plague.
While in Mexico in 1910 he observed that
there was an epidemic among the locusts
Which was killing there by the thousands.
He succeeded in discovering the bacillus
that caused the epidemic and then 'In
vited a South American state to test his
remedy. Swarms of locusts that were
kept between barriers were exterminated
within a week after they had eaten. grass
which had been sprinkled with Dr. D'Her
elle's preparation. The infected insects
spread the disease to a great distance In
a short time and' dead locusts were found
thirty miles from the sprinkled grass
plot a week after the, experiment.. Forty
days later dead locusts were found as
far away as 260 miles. This spring Dr.
D'Herelle visited La Rioja. Argentine Re
public, where Immense swarms of young
locusts threatened a plague worst than
any ever before experimented there.
Mule were; used, to, carry the disease
spreading liquid to be sprinkled over the
fields. Three weeks later only one living
swarm of locusts was to be found In the
entire district. Cattle and sheep are not
harmed by eating the sprinkled grass. .
Care Fined for Sermon.
Only occasionally does an incident oc
cur to recall the struggle between the
church and the state in France, from
which the church has emerged poorer,
but unquestionably more influential. A
story comes from Brittany, where the
church always bad tfie strongest hold,
that M, Legoff, a septuagenarian, bought
last October church property valued at
110,000 for $1,640 from the liquidator. The
cure of Languldlcf denounced the transac
tion In a sermon and for this he was ar
rested and fined S200 by the civil author
ities. A violent local dispute then arose
and resulted the Vlscomte Kerret,
son of the mayor of Languldlc, and a
supporter of the church, being fined and
Imprisoned! M. Legoff, feeling that he
was nearlng his end, summoned the cure
last Friday and offered to restore the
property to the church If he were reim
bursed for the' full amount he had paid.
The proposition was accepted- and the
papers of transfer were drawn. The next
day M. Legoff died. The whole local
clergy attended his funeral.
PRODDING THE BULL MOOSE.
Washington Post: Every time T. R.'8
elevator stops somebody gets off. -
Atlanta Constitution: T. R. never bor
rows trouble. He rises In his wrath and
makes it to suit himself.
Baltimore American: Roosevelt will
not only take the stump, but will likely
kick it into kindling wood.
Pbldadelphla Press: The new party Is
getting a whole lot of encouragement
from democrats who have no intention
of voting its ticket. .
Kansas City Journal: "No " com
promise:" is to be the colonel's battle cry.
Unfortunately most of his supporters
have been sadly compromised already.
And many of them regret it sincerely.
Washington Star: Oyster Bay regrets
that, owing to the requirements of public
affairs, It was unable to send a con
testant whose energy and physical en
durance would have attracted attention
at the Olympic games. : t
Pittsburgh Dispatch: It Is asserted that
the colonel has not yet learned exactly
where he stands on the tariff question.
But his followers have made It, clear
what the platform must be on that point
It must be low tariff in Iowa and high
tariff In Pennsylvania. .
Brooklyn Eagle: Of course, O Chan
tecler of Oyster Bay, the expulsion of
Lorimer was "my fight and. my victory."
Isn't it your sun that rises in the morn
ing when you crow?' Wasn't it you rain
which fell yesterday. Hurts- up and claim
the farmer vote on the strength of It
Well, What's the Anawer.
Indianapolis News. ,
- Ono w only had progressive euchre,
then we had progressive business. Later
It was a progressive republican. ' To
which soon was added a progressive
bolter. Then there appeared a progressive
democrat In Chicago the progressive edu
cator quarreled with the standpatters.
So, too, with the prohlbs, some were
progressive and some were just prohibi
tionists. What is a progressive, anyway?
Where Reformer Clash. . '
T ,, San Francisco Chronicle.
It will be a long time before the short
ballot reformers ; succeed In persuading
the other reformers, who have unbounded
confidence in the ability of the people to
elect the best kind of men to run their
affair, to surrender their prerogative of
voting for every official from pound
master to president "
Chanr Cats no lee.'
Buffalo Times.
So long as the nickel continue legal
tender for diver hard and soft refresh
ments, most people won't care whethei
it is decorated with a goddess of liberty
or a buffalo.
ooklnBackwro
llils Day in Omaha
JULY 20.
Thirty Yean Ago
? A; call for a meeting of the Union Pa
cific ''railway pioneers is signed by T.
J. .Staley,' secretary. ... .
-- The remains of ex-Senator- Latham of
California . were taken through Omaha
for interment at his home.
The forest tree planter, Mr. James T
Allen, who was Injured the other day by
an accident at North Platte, held an ac
cident Insurance policy, so that his period
of convalescence will not be altogether
lost time.
M. H. Judd, traveling agent nf the
Union Pacific, has gone to Grand Island,
Kearney and Plum Creek to arrange for
their state fair exhibit
Mr. Wilcox, the accomplished manager
of the Hotspur Dramatic club of this
city, goes to St Joseph for a week, and
then to Chicago.
Rev. T. H. Meyers, S. J., president of
Crelghton university, left for, St Mary's
mission at Sage .county, Kansas, where
he' will conduct a spiritual retreat, and
be absent about two weeks.
According to advertisement, the new
Missouri Pacific city ticket office is pre
sided over by G. H. Foot, and T. W.
Crowe as passenger agent
One of the attraction of Cole's circus
Is to be a life-like figure of Guiteauthe
notorious assassin.
The new Millard hotel was thrown open
to the public, constituting a red-letter
event for the city. The manager, Mr.
Samuel , Shears, was assisted by George
H. Blbbe, clerk; Frank Wilson, room
clerk, and fifty servants and attaches.
Those who registered on the first day
were A. J. Hanscom, wife and daughter;
Mr. and ' Mrs. F. D. Brown and Miss
Mabel Brown. , y
Twenty Years Ago -
People' party patriot held forth at
Jefferson square in what was billed to
be. "Carnegie Indignation Meeting," pro
testing against Mr. Carnegie's posses
sion of wealth together with certain
things connected with the working con
ditions of his industries. "Buffalo" Jones
was the first orator to mount the hayrack
driven about the park and begin to or
ate. He talked about everything until
he reached the third party's policy on
finance, 'whereat he seemed to reach his
limit and give way to Hon. T. H. Tib
bies, a past master In the science of
money. Colonel Tibbies lit Into the tariff
first, - describing it as a red devil with
seyen heads and horns and from the tips
of which he flew to John Sherman, whom
he whacked a while, then he got after
Carnegie and then Jay Gould. Van Wyck
was then called for and. Chairman Allen
Root exclaimed that he waS not' pres
ent, whereupon John Jeffcoat-. took his
place.-' Toward the last of the meeting
Chairman Allen happened to remembe.
that it was a Carnegie indignation meet
ing 'and called attention to the fact that
Mr. Frick had ignored a few pertinent
questions as to the cost of manufacturing
steel. .
Charles H. Howard, city passenger
agent of the "Q" In Denver was in town,
enroute to Saratoga, whither he was
chaperoning a party of school ma'ms.
Comptroller Olson returned from a ten
days' trip to southern Illinois. .
Thomas J.. Blotcher left for . the east
and was expected to return with a. bride.
George N. Hicks took out a building
permit for the erection of a $5,000 dwell
ing at 3062 Pacific street .
Many physicians . attended - a meeting
at the Millard hotel to take action on
the deaths of Drs. Levi F. McKenna and
E. E. Sloman. Dr. Bacon called the meet
ing to order, and Dr. Joseph Neville was
made chairman, and Dr. Bacon, secre
tary. Drs. E. E. Wormsley, A. B. Somers
and J. M. Swetnam were named as a
committee to draft, suitable resolutions
and make arrangements for. funeral at
tendance. ,
Ten Years Ago .
Samuel Richardson, . 71 years old, died
at S p. m. at the home of his 'son, D. II
Richardson, 4139 Ersklne street. Mr.
Richardson, was an Iowan and had spent
most of hi life in Council Bluffs, though
the last ten years he had 'resided with
his son In Omaha. A . son and - three
daughters survived him.
John J. Jenkins, consul at ' San Sal
vador, left for his post.
Dr. W. E. Draper, en route from Sioux
City to his former home in Dawson,
Neb., stopped in Omaha for a visit with
his friend, Dan J. Riley. ,
Senator Charles H. Dietrich arrived in
Omaha and was the guest- of G. W.
Holdrege, general . manager of. the Bur
lington. He was on his way to his hpme
In Hastings.';
Kid Nichols, pitching for Kansas City
against Mordecal Brown for Omaha, held
Omaha to five hits and a shut-out, while
Kansas City got only seven hits and two
runs off the Miner. Eddie Crelghton
caught Brown. George Stone made three
of Omaha's five hits, one a two-bagger.
Rev. Newton M- Mann, preaching at
Unity church, said: - "Our sorrows do not
all come from loss by death or health or
fortune; they come mainly from a mal
adjustment of our lives to the world,
whereby we miss the best and proper
exercise of our minds and hearts." This
was Dr. Mann's last sermon prior to a
trip to the British Isles. He had planned
to make the ocean voyage on a freighter,
so as to be on the water as long as pos
sible.V . . .-
Hilarity in Texna,
Houston Post
This I the time of year when northern
people, smother with heat, drop to the
sidewalks, whereas In Texas the serene
Inhabitant proceed leisurely to the di
vinely appointed task of consuming 175,
000,000 watermllllons, as they call them In
North Carolina.
Bur cm Other Matter.
Kansas City Journal.
. The labor . of organising a ' new party
are so arduous and exacting that Colonel
Roosevelt simply can't find the time to
answer Mr. LaFollette's question as to
how much his campaign for nomination
cost, and who paid the freight
Not That Kind of a Girl.
Cleveland Leader.
It is said that girl scouts must learn
to bake bread, wash and Iron, do simple
cooking, . build . a fire, darn sock and
take care of babies. But what's the
use? Girl who can do all of these things
don't have to do any ' scouting.
s Where She Glisten.
Boston Transcript'
tTh printed lists of victim or those
prostrated by the heat go to show that
the female of the species Is hardier than
the male.
PeopleTalked About
Thomas B. McPherson believes in taking
nothing unless something Is given in re
turn. Upon this prlncple the Bankers
Mortgage Loan company, a 2,000,000 cor
poration, of which ' he Is president, ' Is
growing. Someone has said there is no
banker in the state with whom President
McPherson is not acquainted; also that
in the middle west lie 'has had an ac
quaintance with-most of the prominent
bankers and- ranchmen. .: . Getting ac
quainted is his hobby. '
Austin Norton", of Tpsllanti, Mich.,
holds the record among 'the 'Boy Scouts of
America ., for making a fire without
matches, and has received from Ameri
can Chief Scout Ernest Thompson Seton
a a prize a set of rubbing sticks. Nor
ton made hi fire by the friction method
in forty seconds.
Mayor Lunn of Schnectady, who found
his socialistic plan to furnish ice to
consumers blocked by a local ice dealer,
who. got an order from the supreme court
to the effect that the city's charter did
not permit it to engage in the ice busi
ness has won by another distinction. The
court ordered the city' store of ice to
be sold at auction, and the mayor and
other officials formed a company to bid
on and dispose of it as originally plan
ned. The city was selling Ice for 20 cents
while the local combine asked 40 cents a
hundred. .
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SAID TO BE FUNNY.,
"So you refuse to buy my car do you?"
aid Whibley. ;
"I certainly do, Whib," said Hlnkley,
"When I want a car like yours I'll go to
the 6-and-10 cent store and get a new,
one." Harper's Weekly.
"Touag Bllfurand Miss Wapple fell
out yesterday." v
"Do you think they will make ujj
again?"
"I'm sure Mis Wapple will. They
fell out of a motor boat" Birmingham
Age Herald.
"Shall we call on our congressman In
a body or Individually?"
"I figure It this way. If we oi.ll in a
body he'll Jusfc make us a speech."
"Well."
"But if we call individually he'll have
to take us each out to lunch." Kansas
City Journal.
"Tommy," said his brother, "you're a
regular little glutton. How can you eat
so much?"
"Don't know; It's Just good luck," re
plied . the youngster. Christian Intelli
gencer. "He always climbed a tree when ha
saw trouble coming."
"And what did trouble do?"
"Set fire to the tree and smoked him
out again." Atlanta Constitution..
"What is the first step toward remedy
ing the discontent of the masses?"
"The first step," replied the energetio
campaigner, "is to get out and make
speeches to prove to them how discon
tented they are." Washington Star.
"Madam, I'm traveling around the
world on a wager. I have to make good
time or I'll lose my bet."
"Well, I don't mind letting my bulldog
pace you for a couple of miles. Here,
Tige." Louisville Courier-Journal. , .
THE GIRL I LEFT BEHIND ME.
Thomas O. Davis.
The dames of France are fond and free,
And Flemish lips are willing;
And soft the maids of Italy,
And Spanish eyes are thrilling;
Still, though I bask beneath their smile,
Their charms all fall to bind me. -And
my heart flies back to Erin's isle.
To the girl I left behind me.
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For she's as fair as Shannon's side,
And purer than its water.
But she refused to be my bride,
Though many a year I sought her;
Yet, since to France I sailed away,
Her letters oft remind me
That-1 promised never to gainsay
The girl I left behind me.
She saysV'My own dear love, come home,
My friends are rich and many,. . . ,
Or else abroad with you I'll roam
A soldier stout as any;
If you'll not come, nor let me go,
I'll think you have resigned me.".
My heart nigh broke when I answered-i
No!-
To the girl I left behind me. '
For never shall my true love brave
A life of war and toiling;
And never as a skulking slave'
I'll tread my native soil on;
But, were It free, or to be freed, '
The battle's close would find me
To Ireland bound nor message need
For the girl I left behind me. . .
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