THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, JULY 5, 1912. It THE OMAHA DAILY. BEE FOUNDEf BY EDWARD ROSEWATER VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR BEE BUILDING. FARNAM AND 1TTH Entered at Omaha Postoftice aa second class matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Bee, one year J2.50 Saturday Bee, one year 11.60 Dally Bee (without Sunday) one year.M 00 Dally Bee and Sunday, one year J6. DELIVERED BY CARRIER. Evening Bee (wltft Sunday), per mo. ..So Dally Bee (Including Sunday), per mo..66e Daily Bee (without Sunday), per mo... too Address all complaints or Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation DPt. REMITTANCES. T Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bee Publishing company. Only 2-cent stamps received In payment of small accounts. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. - OPS-ICES. Omaha The Bee building. ' South Omaha-81S N at. Council Bluffs 75 Scott SI . Lincoln-is Little building, i Chicago 1648 Marquette building. v Kansas City Reliance building. New Yora-44 Wnt Thirty-third. , Washington 7 rourteenth St.. N. w. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to newt and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. MAY CIRCULATION. 50,421 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas ,ss. Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Bee Publishing company, belrg duly sworn, says that the average daRy circulation for the month of May, 13U as fttfl. DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence nd sworn V before me this 5th day of June, 1912. (Seal.) ROBERT HUNTER. Notary Public. abeerlbor leaving the city temponurllr should hare The Be malic 1 to then. Address will b ansae as eftem as quested. Boot for Omaha in hot weather "ie same as la cold. ' ; After the Fourth a small thrift 'of peac and quietude. y Counted your fingers? Yes? How about Willie's and Johnnie's? - Now for one more year we may feel sure we ere a free and Independ ent people, In making it a glorious Fourth, trust you did nothing to make It an inglorious fifth. Of course our great reform sheriff sever sew the pott announcements of that "boxing contest" prize fight. Old King George might get a lot of sweet revenge for bis former American colonies could he only run jhit eye down the casualty list on tne morning after. Just suppose the third term can dldate nominated by the Chicago convention and the Taft supporters acting ugly, what would . the candt dates on the ticket be saying? A Pennsylvania health commis sioner says, "the family cat must go." Perhaps, but be doubtless knows about the proverbial power of, the family cat to come back. Mr. Bryan boasts that Dr. Wilson was nominated without the aid or consent of Murphy's ninety "wax fig lures." But not without Roger 8ul jlivan's fifty-eight, or Tom Taggart's 'bunch. . . It turns out that the bondholders of our Independent telephone would have got more money had the plant gone to Immediate sale without a receivership. Not, however, with the receiver and the lawyers for the re ceiver. It is gratifying to know that the 'poll of the Nebraska delegation that .forced Bryan to explain bis desertion of Clack for Wilson was precipitated by Senator Hitchcock. Were it not Tor this, the presence of Senator Hitchcock as a delegate in Baltimore might have been overlooked. When the eighty or ninety "tainted' delegates. already re Id uced' to fifty-seven by the Chicago (Tribuneare aifted down. It will be found that not over twenty-five are really In controversy on a question of jconfllcting evidence upon which any itwo honest men have a right to dif fer and each to take the benefit of tthe doubt. V If anyone wants to go into a third party nothing can atop him. and here In Nebraska the formation of new political parties . is particularly pro vided for by statute. All that is seeded is to hold a mass convention and set the machinery in motion sub ject only to the limitation that the names of the old parties be not In fringed on. Governor Aldrich says his open meeting talk about a "yellow dog" did not refer to President Taft. All right, governor, but the incident still points out the urgent need of using language that does not invite two constructions. When you have some thing to ear that yon Just can't keep tack, why don't aay It at least not until yon have slept on It over night When Mr. Bryan Jumped onto Un derwood last winter as being a Wall street tool, Underwood came back In . a big public defense, beginning some thing like this: "It it were only a personal matter I would let this pass without reply, but, etc." In the con ventlon when Bryan makes a similar dig at Clark. Clark replies with the same kind of hot air. Oh, yes, they are terribly pained tor the other fel low, the party and all that Rirer Bank Embellishment -Most strangers visiting Omaha see the city first from the river bank. That the first impression should and could be better we all regretfully ad mit. Not that Omaha Is the only city that has been neglectful in this re spect, as witness this outburst from the Louisville Courier-Journal with reference to the river bank side of the Kentucky metropolis: As a matter of civic pride cities ought to look more closely after the conditions along the river banks. In many cases river fronts are so carelessly kept as to become eyesores, where, with the needed attention, they could be made sanitary and attractive. There Is no excuse for allowing a river to become a dumping ground. Refuse thrown In or along a navigable waterway becomes an obstruc tion to navigation and Is also a menace to health and an! offense to decency. It Is a bad advertisement for any city which professes to be up to date and on no ac count should It be tolerated. What the Courier-Journal here says is directly applicable to our own city. In working for a bigger, better and more beautiful Omaha, the reformation of the river bank should have an Important place In' our civic program. Butchery Masked as War. If there be half truth In the report of Mexican rebels blowing up a fed eral train of twenty cars and killing all the passengers, it only goes to emphasize the fact that ordinary warfare hat been supplanted In Mex ico by a reign of terror and atrocity little short of butchery. For weeks reports have indicated a spirit of savagery on the part of the rebels, an evident purpose to Inflict torture and suffering, regardless of all else. Perhaps nothing else than this was to have been expected as the culmi nation of events in a land of Mex ico's traditions and temperament. President Madero is now being hailed as of "the stature of states manship" that is to say, he has finally succeeded in overpowering or ganized warfare, but his tack re mains to extinguish the embers of disorganized and Inhuman outlawry. And this seems, to be a task fully commensurate with the ' stature of statesmanship. Standardizing Shorthand. ; The plan to reuolve the varied lys tems of shorthand into one composite national standard is good. Short hand cuts a large figure in business and professional life, larger than most people realise, and should be made just as serviceable as possible. Vast Improvement is possible by re ducing the multiplicity of phonetic writing 'systems to one that shall be accepted as the standard everywhere and uniformly taught in the public and private schools and practiced in all lines of work. This would tend at once to promote the progress of shorthand writing and multiply Us benefits. At the same time, if those who are attempting this reform can also de vise a system that will make stenog raphers better at spelling, punctuat ing and In the use of capitals they will enhance the value of their work. The average stenographer, to say nothing of spelling and punctuating, uses capital letters almost as freely as George Ade in bis "Fables in Slang" and with just about as little discrimination. The genus stenog rapher must be taught that way or he or she would not have to be broken of the habit later. There is genuine merit in this movement of standardizing shorthand, particularly if it also standardises English spell ing and composition. Anthracite Going Up. Scarcely had the anthracite min ers' wages been slightly raised than the prices of coal go up. Perhaps this was to have been expected as a matter of course, though prices to the consumer were already out of proportion with wages to the miner. The demand for coal is reported to be quite active, especially near the mine. Foreign supplies had run low and so had supplies along the Atlantic seaboard, largely as a result of the temporary suspension of work in the mines of Pennsylvania and England. This, very naturally, of fers the excuse for the advance in price, in addition to the little in crease made in the wages of the men who spend their days down in deep shafts. , .Consumers will be disposed to worry little over the prospect of paying more for their coal next win ter, however, Just now. If there could be an ideal time for boosting the prices of winter fuel, surely it is now with the elements supplying an excess of warmth, even for the cold est blooded. It anthracite stays up, the outcry will be heard in the early autumn. The Chicago Tribune did not al ways believe ln third parties. Twenty years ago when Judge G res- ham refused the nomination for pres ident of the people's party conven tion ln Omaha, the Tribune ob served: Judge Oresbaa would rather , be. right than to be presidential candidate of the party of cranks. Our democratic senator wants it thoroughly understood that he and two other delegates to Baltimore re mained faithful to the Instructions voted on them by Mthe people." No aeperalona on eolleagoea who re pudiated the presidential preference primary at the tint opportunity. PERSONAL PHASES OF WILSON By Victor Rosewater, Editor of The Bee. My acquaintance with Wood row Wilson dates back to my college days at Johns Hopkins university. He had been a student there, had completed his gradu ate work and received his degree, and already become a teacher of history at Bryn Mawr before my advent there, but he retained a lectureship In administra tive law, coming back to Baltimore each winter for six weeks to conduct his courses. Although the Wilson lectures were intended primarily for graduate students in the department of history and political economy, I was permitted to attend along with two or three other undergraduates who had made known their desire to take on this extra work. The relation would doubtless have re mained a mere classroom acquaintance except for another Incident which brought about a closer association. Shortly after entering Johns Hopkins I had joined a debating society which went by the euphonious name of the "Hopkins House of Commons," and which was a miniature model, so far as it could be so made, of the British House of Commons. We had a speaker and a ministry, an opposition party and party whips, and all the ornamental ap pendages. Meetings were held once every week or two during the winter, great measures of state were introduced, debated and put through all the stages of parliamentary practice, failure of the bill being equivalent to the upsetting of the ministry and followed by formation of a new cabinet by the opposition head and his lieutenants. In this respect the Hopkins House of Commons was unique, and for these unique features, as well as for its organization, I soon learned It was Indebted to a group of former students who had thus given practical effect to an idea of Woodrow Wilson's. These men, among whom were also Al bert Shaw, now editor of the Review of Reviews; Wallace H. Page, now editor of the World'i Work; J. Franklin Jamie eon, latsr professor In Brown university John H. Flnley, now president of the University of New York, and several others who have attained prominence, naturally regarded this society as their personal creation, and whenever an op portunity offsrsd came Into Its sessions as visitors, participating again in the de- bate and in the proceedings. And so Woodrew Wilson during the six weeks that he lectured each year at Johns Hop- kins became again a member et the Hopkins House of Commons, and mixed 0UESENT GOSSIP Trend of Affair Noted by Poet Exchange Problem, More or less difficulty continues to be - encountered by the military authorities on account of the distinctive Institutions at Fort Leavenworth, Kas., where is located on one reservation two posts the military pott proper, In which are Included the service schools, and the United States military prison, each entirely separate from the other and maintaining post exchanges respectively. The commanding officer of the Seventh lrifantrv. a elmn atati. with l, band at the military post proper, has , -' ...Q....V..W .'.UV',I .. . l, . va asked the war department whether the band of his regiment is entitled to share in the profits of the exchange maintained in the military prison. """" to this order, the army used 1 sizes, the New Adjutant General. ntVy 8, and the other departments 54 Consideration appear to have bn sizes. The prescribed proportions are given d;W the past week of the record those in use by the navy. All flags with fit several officers with a view to the hoist of over five feet must contain forty nomination of a new chief of the adju- eight stars in the union; with hoists of tant general's department The president less than five feet, the union must con called for all the papers In certain cases tain thirteen stars. Another change rec tor the purpose of ascertaining what ommended by the board was that one was on file lnthe War department con- tlag he adopted for the use of the presl. cernlng the officers who have been dnt At present the army uses red and recommended for appointment These e navy blue for the field of the presl recommendations have come from the dnt' tlag. The president's flag was ea mllitery authorities, as well as from tabllshed by the navy regulations in 188J representatives and senators, the con- gresalonal contributors Including demo- erata as well as republicans It was es- peeted that the nomination would be made on Thursday at the time the presl- dent sent to the senate the names of Wt7 A(pM,mMt ft r.i w-.t. v. . As has been forecasted .. ... ovitm.wH uw m major general and General Edwards and Col onels Chase and MoClernand to be brigadier generals. Until the appoint- ment I. announced there is likely to be no change ln the situation which has prevailed for some weeks and which finds the selection presumably confined to Colonels H. O. S. Helstand, George Andrews and Henry P. McCain. : New Army Teat. HIL. 1 -ft . ... ... sr aepariment nas adopted a ,, t.ii .... n - . , , hitherto In use. The new tent will afford room for three officers, as now required by field service regulations in the field, one tent sheltering the company otfloers-e, captain and two lieutenants. The wall tent now ln service does not afford sufficient accommodations for three occupants, while the new wall tent win he found more commodioua more easily pitched, more stable ln the' 11 " "P014 tht 006 ot these pros wind, with only one pole, Instead of PcUve vacancies will go, to a colonel three, and more satisfactory for every of th9 coast ""'H' nd the other to purpose than the common and wall tents, The new tent Is exactly like the pyramldal tent now issued to troops. excepting that It is on a reduced scale, being nine feet square on the ground space. The adoption ot this tent is the result of experiments which were on- ducted by the Seventeenth infantry, to which was Issued a provisional type of tent which furnished the basis of alter- ations adopted in the approved article, Standardising the Flast. A board composed ot representatives ef the nine departments of the govern- ment, which met in the Navy department SeancaUKfcU at Se. Philadelphia Bulletin. Apropos the discussion regarding the utility of eaxobllghU on ocean steamers, It Is Interesting to note that e big Ger man liner has Just arrived et New York with one of these devices en Its bow. It is stated that the beam thrown wee so powerful that those on the bridge could read the uune oa the Scotland lightship when It was a mile away. A thorough trial Is to be given the searchlight by this, vessel and upon the report ot the captain will depend Its adoption on all the ehlpe of that line. A practical experi ment of this kind is more valuable than columns of printed dlacusstou. . . Political Loostkolea. Brooklyn gle There la always a loophole for the can didate woo wanta one to crawl through. It will bo remembered that Mr. Rooevolt wrote to the "seven little governors," among whom was the quitting Hadlor: In. as It were, with those who had suc ceeded the founders of that ancient and honorable Institution. This mixlng-ln brought everybody closer together, much closer than would merely classroom eon tact. After we both left Johns Hopkins occasions for meeting were more rare. I would see Dr. Wilson at Joint meet ings of the American Historical and Economic associations, and at various festive university functions. ' Ve were both guests at a mid-day banquet tend ered in St. Louis shortly before the Louisiana Purchase exposition, and I last saw him when he was entertained in Omaha during his recent tour of the west, when he was as cordial as ever, although frankly recognizing the political antagonism growing out of opposite party affiliations and activ ities. It may be Interesting to recall, too, that when plans were underway for the celebration of Omaha's semi-centennial anniversary, President Wilson of Prince ton was at the head of our list of desirable speakers, and as chairman of the executive committee in charge, I wrote to him asking whether he was in position to consider a formal invitation, and received the following reply: Princeton, New Jersey, March 7, 1904. My Dear Mr. Rosewater: I esteem it a great compliment that I should be asked to consider an Invitation to deliver the oration at the approaching cele bration of the seml-centlnnial of the anniversary of the founding of Omaha and the territorial organization of Ne braska, and ean assure you that it would give me the greatest pleasure to accept such an Invitation If it were possible for me to do so; but my engage ments are already too many. It would be literally Impossible for me to pre pare an oration within the time now remaining, even if I could at the date named conscientiously absent myself from Princeton. It Is a date so nearly on the eve of our commencement that, I fear, I should In any case be obliged to decline an Invitation which would Involve my going to a distant place at that time. Pray accept my wannest thanks for your kind letter and convey to the com mlttee In charge of the celebration my heartiest expressions of obligation and regret Very sincerely yours. WOODROW WILSON. The committee later extended the invi tation to Hon. Henry Eetabrook, who, It will be remembered, delivered the semi-centennial address In our new Auditorium, Jest then ready for oceu- pancy. The fact that Woodrow Wilson was also asked to speak has not before been made public IN ARMY CIRCLES Army and Navy Register. library on June 1 to consider the subject of standard dimensions for the national flag and Union Jack, has submitted its report, and an executive order signed by the president, officially prescribing the relative, dimensions of the national flag, ' printed elsewhere in this issue. At Present the army uses flags of different proportions from those of the navy, while the flags flown from the buildings of the other seven departments are different from either. On and after July 4 all national flags must conform to the tot- , . ... w,m pf,7ruo, . . of union, 7-18; fly of union, .76; width of each stripe, 1-13. The executive order prescribes twelve sizes of flags, from a 10-foot hoist tos a 1.31-foot hoist . Prior wni, tn rmy t'ea a president's fla ln lm The Pre8ldent ha decided th. J f,op of the field ol hl$ XIa ,h b ue" in these columns tor several weeks, the president on Thursday sent to the senate the nomi ; " nation of Brigadier General W. W v isjstuici Notivi ai via, i ciiiO xv. bunftiQB, chief of the insular bureau, and Col onels O. F. Chase and E. J. McClemand, of the cavalry arm, to be brigadier gen erals. One result of these appointments will be to create a vacancy at the head Of the Insular bureau. It is expected that Colonel Rrank Mclntyre of the infantry m win uc. ldu io ouuceeu vren- has earned by his performance of duty as the principal assistant of the head of the bureau of Insular affairs. Presi dent Taft will have the opportunity of appointing two more brigadier generals before March 4, 1913, since Colonel Chase retires by operation of law on July 29 and Colonel McClemand will reach the retiring age on December 29 of this year, onej oi iniantry. Among tnose nmM rrom tn or'' branch are Col- meli C' J' Btt F- 8. Strong and J. "w,Mer' th lMt nn being the Mnlor officer of the grade. Among those nm"1 upder consideration ln the in- ntry trni re Colonels F. W. Mans, fteld- 3- T Van Oale. C. T. Cowles, A. Green, and E. F. Glenn. The list ot "eUgibles" are not by any means con fined V) colonels of the line, one Junior officer who hag been mentioned being Captain Charles R. . Howland, Twenty- first infantry, who is on duty in the office et the Judge advocate general of the amy. '1 will accept the nomination for presi dent if it is tendered to me, and I will adhere to this decision until the conven tion has expressed Its preference." The convention has expressed Its preference, but In the emergency he nominates him self. Atari tfco FtaJafc. Mew York World. The Louisiana legislature has finally approved the ' income-tax amendment to the constitution ot the United States. A year ago it was recorded in the negative. Among the new legislatures to be elected this fall should be found enough to fur nish a few voters in favor of ratifica tion that are needed to make up the re quired three-fourths of the states. St Louis GtoberDemocrat. The beet thing in the political situation la the tact that one a aad aaa ticket la la the field. Hooking Backward IhisDay in Omalia COMPILED FROM BfcE JULY 5 Thirty Years Ago The examination for teachers for posi tion ln the public schools Is in progress at the high school. A special train came in from Denver with General Passenger Agent P. S. Eustls on board. C. H. Hendricks, who lost a Turkish leather pocketbook at the Union Paclflo Athletic association grounds, would like to have It returned to him and no ques tions asked. A call for a meeting ot the Nebraska 8tate Stenographers' association is over the came of John T. Bell, president, and J. B. Haynes, assistant secretary. General Crook, accompanied by his aides, Captains Roberta and Bourke, has gone to Fort Bridger and the Ute agency. S. J. Burgstrom, one of the oldest clothing salesmen in Omaha, has gone to Chicago to Join his family and pass the summer ln the east S. E. Locke ot the White Lead works has gone to Ban Francisco. J. B. Mackey, the bonanza king, was a westbound passenger, the only one of the kings who does not travel ln a spe cial car. A Missouri Pacific officers' party, in cluding Vice President R. S. Hayes. General Superintendent Talmage and H. M. Hoxie went east over the Rock Island. Twenty Years Ago V. O. Strlckler and Paul vandervoort told the national committee of the peo ple's party that the people of Omaha would like to have the committee set up Its national headquarters here and would offer inducements to that and. The rumor gained currency in this connection that Dr. S. D. Mercer, chairman of the state repulbican organization, was thinking of resigning his position and going over to the third party, but Dr. Mercer vigor ously denied it. Mayor Bemis sent to the city council a message naming for members of the library board 8. L. Reed. 8. V. Morse and Frank Haller. He also named St. A. D. Balcombe for the Board of Public Works to succeed A. G. Egbert, whose term ex pired. . The porches of (he Merrlam were crowded in the evening by a large party of the young friends of Master Rae Hobble, who was preparing to leave with his parents tor their summer home on Lake Michigan. Among the large number present were Helen Hoagland, Emma Crandall, Emma Sherwood, Florence Morse, Louise Squires, Mabel Brown, Mabel Taylor, Bus Coipetser, Jessie Dick inson, Birdie Balbach, Bert Morse, George Purvlss, Bam Morse, Henry Clarke, Gor don Clark, Joe Barker, Fred Lake, 8em Burns, Arthur Carter, Bam Lowe and many others. Ten Years Agi The cornerstone of the Auditorium, whose installation had been delayed and postponed because ef rain, was finally laid. President F. E. Sanborn of the Auditorium company, figuratively, at least, laid it. Senator Millard made the principal address, T. J. Mahoney spoke from the Auditorium company's stand point and J. R. Lehmer read off a list of articles that went ln with the stone. Acting Mayor Myron D. Karr made the first address. - t. With old "Pop" Eyler's hoodoo working overtime Denver trimmed Omaha, the Western leaders, to S, at Vinton street park. Mr. and Mrs. John A. Dempster .re turned from a visit to the battlefield of Shiloh, where Mr. Dempster participated as a union soldier. It was his first visit to the old field since 1861. J. A. Swanson and O. E. Berg, who have leased the old Continental corner at Fifteenth and Douglas streets, left for the east to lay ln supplies for a clothing and gents' furnishing store. Miss Nell Malone of the public library force suffered a shattering ot the left hipbone when she was thrown from a street car at Tenth and Douglas streets. She was with her uncle. Count Creighton, and a party of young people, returning from Council Bluffs, and they were Ret ting off at that comer to change cars when the accident occurred. People Talked About Seven thousand careloads of Georgia peaehes are coming up north, to match cheeks with summer glris. For some unaccountable reason old Father Adam, the original monopolist, es capes the political convention, hammer. Whence comes his pull? . Carter Harrison ot Chicago has re covered his brown fedora . kicked out of the ring at Baltimore. According to Chi cago estimates It will take a week or more to recover his official temper. A class of 110 lawyers admitted to practice In Ohio and a class of 170 sim ilarly commissioned in Missouri eases the strain ef the office chasing the man ln both states. Misses Henna. Jessie and Susan Dean, sisters, were married on the same day at Toledo, O., last week, the ceremonies being performed by the same clergyman. All of them are teachers in the Toledo tohools. Unsympathetic souls who enjoy the perplexities of politicians can pluck a smile or two from Congressman Long worth's troubles. As Nick persists in being regular he la promised the cruel exercise ot running against a candidate ot his father-in-law's party. Congressman Red field of New Tork, an open-faced candidate tor the vice presi dency, committed the tactical blunder ot exhibiting fourteen inches of whiskers at Baltimore. The exhibit whisked him into the reactionary class and cooked his goose. The national bureau ot statistics shows that for the past fiscal year 200.000,000 have been spent on women's dress ln this country, standing alone the figures are Impressive, but beside the male, drink bill for the same period they are the essence of economy. Come again. t Prof. William Watson Goodwin, the noted Greek scholar, who died in Cam' bridge, Mass., a few days ago, left to Harvard univwsity (16,000 to found a scholarship tor graduate students tn classic Uterature or, archaeology. ' . Alfred I. SeUgman. who was killed ln an automobile accident tn New York, was the youngest ot the noted brothers, who aa bankers are among the best known financiers la the world. He did not have so strong a business bent aa the others ot the famQy. Conaequeotly he retired from finance several years ago and de I voted Ma time to sculpture. Be achieved liwnarkatle aoocan In tfco artistic field. i THE BED BANDANNA. Misappropriation ot Emblem Of Ohio's Old Roman. St. Louis Republic. If protest were not ln vain we should protest against the adoption of the ban danna handkerchief as the emblem of the Roosevelt party and the banner ot RooBevelt himself. There was a man, born ln the Old Dominion when the war of 1812 was but a year old, whose symbol was the red bandanna. He saw the red bandanna first tied round the head of his old slave mammy. He took it with him in pioneering days to Chllllcothe, O., once , the capital of the Northwest territory. When in 1843 he went to Washington as a congressman its gaudy folds dangled from the pocket of his swallow-tailed coat. As chief Jus tlce of his state he dusted the snuff from the end of his Judicial nose with that same square of figured cotton, and back it went to Washington when he beat Ben Wade for the senate. With it he waved defiance at the Union Pacific and all Its hosts as he made them bear their Just obligations to the country, and it fluttered in his clinched fist when he expounded the constitution as few other men ever did. A whole new generation came to know that red bandanna when he toured the country as a candidate for the vice presidency in 1888. If ever a man earned exclusive title to an emblem Allen G. Thurman, the Old Roman, earned the bandanna for himself alone. Is there no way of persuading Colonel Roosevelt not to rob the dead? Back to bf Ranks. Boston Transcript. Ex-Governor Stokes of New Jersey, om of the most vigorous of the Roosevelt leaders in that state, has decided that he cannot follow the Colonel into the third party wilderness. He will accept the result at Chicago and fall Into line for Taft. There are others, for it Is even reported that Ormsby McHarg has seen a new light since he got back from Chi cago and will yield to the charm of reg ularity. If this is the case well may the exponent ot Caesarlsm exclaim in classic paraphrase, "Et tu, Ormsby?" Political Pyrotechnics. Philadelphia Record. It this year's national conventions, as political wiseacres predict, are to be the last, the system of nominating presi dential candidates, ln grand party cau cuses will have signalised its exit by an unprecedented display ot political pyro technics. And the convention of the "bull moose" party is still to eome. Crnelest Threat of All. Baltimore American. Not being content at having so long poked fun at the breakfast foods, per nicious activity in imagination is now accusing them of causing the high prices of meat, therebyp slandering the poor but honest packers who have been bearing unjustly the brunt of the breakfast foods' sins. , . , . , Why All the Whiskers f Houston Post They are all saying there were more whiskers ln evidence in Baltimore than In Chicago. That is explained by the presence in the party of so many men who have long been bound by, pledges not to shave until William J. Bryan is president of the United States. , Mental Recreation. Indianapolis News. Or you might rest your surging brain by thinking about the improvement ot the weather and remembering that we are going to need considerable more of it for that bumper corn crop which has been planned for this year. Impertinent Reflections. Minneapolis Journal. One good automobile tire coats about as much as the old family horse used to cost But the old family horse had more rubber in his system. He used to run about twenty years without blowing out. Incomparable ONE TEASPOONFUL Published by the Growers of India Tea 21 . the m & Illinois Sentral offers exceptionally low rates to many points down East TICKETS are on tale daily limited to sixty days for re turn detailed information at CITY TICKET OFFICE 409 Soutb Sixteenth Street. Phones: Douglas 264; A-2164. J W. S. Clewell,C. P.&T. A. S. North, District POLITICAL SNAPSHOTS. Pittsburgh Dispatch: A neat way ot solving Mr. Bryan's objections would be to amputate the lower part of Manhat tan Island from the United States and then tow It out to sea and sink it New Tork Sun: "Thou shalt not steal" Is the cry of the Roosevelt progressives. When the colonel tries to carry Colum bia on this platform the tear ducts of the bull moose party will overflow. Houston Post: Whan William J. Bryan calls Charles Murphy a boss we feel that it is necessary to suspend operations on the writing machins and giggle. In a comparative sense, Murphy is nothing more than a bosslet Brooklyn Eagle: Unlnsulted, August Belmont would have been ashamed to put up less than flOO.000 to help elect any democrat named. Now everybody will be ashamed to ask him for a cent He's rioher by a small fortune because of Bryan's move; and has a right to chuckle. St Louis Globe-Democrat: Should the campaign go on with the childish turbu lence that has marked its opening months there will be a great -waste of temper and a wide variance from calm, collected Judgment. Faulty conclusions are always expensive, sometimes dangerous. They must be paid for. Voters should resolve to keep a level head and not be Influenced by - the bombast of demagogues, the whole tribe ot whom ere selfish and Crafty to the core. . PASSING PLEASANTRIES. "What we need is cheap Ice." " ' "Yes: we already have plenty of cheap Skates." Kansas City Journal. ""You never heard Maud talking about others." "No, she's always too busy talking about herself." Boston Transcript "What makes that young man over there look so seedy?" "t guess It is because he's been sowing bis wild oats." Baltimore American. "I dreamed last night that I had Just made $1,000,000." ' "How did you dream you made It?" "By owning the bar in a big hotel that had been selected as political headquar ters during a convention week." Chicago Record-Herald. HusbandYour extravagance is awful. When I die you'll probably have to beg. Wife-Well, I should be better oft than some poor woman who never had any practice! London Opinion. She If you could have only one wish what would It be? He It would be that-thak-Oh if I only dared to tell you what it would be. She-Well, go on. Why do you suppose I brought up the wishing subject? In dianapolis News. "You have some fine tomato vines In your garden, Mr. Thorpe. You know, I presume, that the scientific name of the tomato is Lycoperslcon Lycoperscium?" "No, I had forgotten that, Miss Doris; but I know the scientific name of the long, green, corrugated, voracious thing with a horn on its head, that mostly grows on these vines. It's the Phiege thontius Qulnquemaculatus." Chicago Tribune. ASCAL0N. The day is long, the way Is steep, Behind me stretch the weary miles; About my path the shadows creep, Hot overhead the red sun smiles; But unafraid past woods and rills, Tho' wearied, I press on and on For lo, beyond the distant hills I see the gates of Asoalon. The night Is dark, I cannot see The way. My feet are tired and Sore, But ln the darkness comes to me One ray of light I whisper o'er These words with comfort fraught Be strong, And fearless, still press on and on, For tho' the way be rough and long Beyond the heights lies Asoalon. The night Is gone the morning light Shines softly down upon the hills, The sun in golden splendor bright Smiles on the woodlands and the rills. My heart is tUEht, for Just ahead, Bathed in the radiance of dawn The goal to which my path has led I see the gates of Ascalon. ENVOY. , The night is gone: my heart Is light I sing in Joy the gladsome song, Behind the hills, beyond the night. Upon the heights lies Ascalon. New Athens, O. F. L. 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