i ' 8 "- I J 'Is v ' ' I THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUKDED BY EDWARD ROSE WATER VICTOR ROSE WATER. EDITOR BEEi BUILDING. FARXAil AND 17TTr Knund at Omalia. i'otyIllc u setona- class matter. ; ' TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Bee, otM year....,., JJ C .4... .nA VU1 V U.OU I BLUJ Unj WOO! VMV i, ,yj Kiaiuiua; vcws vuw j - Dally Be (without Sunday) one year .J6.0U DMIJ jm ano eunaar, owe ' , " " Evening Bee iwttta .Sunday), per mo. Daily Be, (including Sunday), per nio .Z5o .66c .46c Address all complaints or Irregularities in delivery to city yircuuwun " ' REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, Li- . - iru. r . D..i.iuUnff mninanv. pay&ois 1.0 au . Only J-cent stamps received io payment .A I . . J-ka Pt- 01 small auvuuiita. r uwa, cept on Omaha and eastern exchange, accepted. ' ex- not OFFICES. Omaha The Bee building. South Omaha 2318 JJ Bt. Council Bluffs 6 Scott 6t-Llncoln-a Little building. Chicago Marquette building. Kansas City-Reliance building. New York-34 West Thirty-third. , Washington 726 Fourteenth St., N. w. CORRESPONDENCE. -......... Miattn to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. MAT CIRCULATION. : 50,421 C ... .t VaKra.Ira frtlllitv nf DoUKl&S .8 '"' DwlgJit Williams, circulation manager 01 The Bee uonsnirm company, '"-"'a duly sworn, says that the average daly circulation for ths roontii of May, 16 U, was U.iH WIGHT WILLIAMS, , Circulation Manager. ! Subscribed in my presence and sworn 10 before m this Itk day ot Juiu. UU. (frtai.) , . ROBERT HUNTER, . Ksikavorlhers lcra tfc ctr . K-ssporarilr ako-Ud . Th Be sualle to them. Address will hm eksased as oftea as r. . q vested. : go long, Armageddon. i How atill it all seems sow. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm i - i a 1 n 1 11 ' Cnlttgo, at least, sot It money's worth. , Vsol, vjdi, but the last verb must be pat In the passive. ; Tbe democratic donkey still recog nise Mr. Bryan's vole. ,v.. rf ", . Chicago is an Ideal place now for a safe and sane Fourth. That noise you seem to hear is Nebraska's corn beginning to crack. Another week and we can resume our summer pastime of swatting tbe fly;" - ; Lake MleSilgan ' withstood tbe storm exceedingly well. Now we shall tea what Chesapeake bay does. "Tha hobble skirt Is going," says an t exchange," whereupon another exclaims, "what next, the petticoat T" 'ell, wa hope not. Tha roll call to date shows that Lenean, - Hadley," La Follettl, Cum mins and soma others have decided to stay with tha old ship. i Jenkln Lloyd Jones says Europe holds America's little old army in contempt. In , times of peace, yes, not war. '"'. .,, ;V: Dear Commissioner: in reply to your invitation for tips on tbe loca HIoB of weeds, beg to say you might find a husky lot up about Twenty fifth and Far nam streets. A Minnesota railroad has been in dicted because tan persona were killed in a wreck on Us line. Now, perhaps, we shall see whether a cor poration has a soul or not. It may be necessary to : explain that Governor' Johnson of California was speaking seriously when he ap pealed to the third-termers not to "waste our time in-talking." . When Charles Evans Hughes said, wUnder no circumstances" would he Tjermit his nam to be used as a candidate for the presidency, friend' or enemy eould sot find a string at tached to it Baltimore is getting more of tbe limelight now than it has had since tha days of its old Orioles, when Muggsy McOraw, Wee Willie Keeler, Robinson, Sheckard and others, were Ibe convention leaders. . A heartless enemy of the canine tribe ties a can on the noun' dawg's. just aa the animal reaches for the presidential bone. If Missouri permits the crime to go unpunished, the label on its patriotism is a fake. The third-termers have, adopted the red bandanna handkerchief as their battle flag. It was original, Tiowever, with the Allen G. Thurman people in 1888, when Uncle Allen went down to defeat with Mr. Cleveland.-- Major General Edward 8. Bragg, commander of ' tbe famous "Iron brigade' of Wisconsin ' during the civil war, answers the last call at the age of 85. His long life Is I marked by distinction, honors and usefulness In the civil and military activities of tb nation. A democrat from environment and choice be was a factor in state and national politics, for fifty years. Still the distinction won aa a fighter on the battlefields of the south and his success as an elective Officeholder attracted less - public attention than the epigram' hurled at the Tammany opponents of Groyer Cleveland in the conven tion of 1884: "We love him lor the enemies he baa made." Democrats and Civil Service. TVe reaffirm our adherence to the prin ciple of appointment of public office based on proved fitness, and tenure dur ing good behavior and efficiency. - That is a part of tbe republican platform plank on civil service. It means ail it says because back of the words are the deeds, which form the party's record. It is a party of the civil' service and President Taft has gone further than any republican or democratic president yet in ad vancing this principle. ' ' The country must wait with a good deal of interest to see what the Baltimore convention will say on this subject. Will the democratic plat form makers advocate tbe merit sys tem while their representatives in congress are promoting legislation to abolish It and substitute the old spoils system? "Words are good and only so when backed by deeds," once said Colonel Roosevelt. ' No words the democrats can put in their na tional platform coddling the people on civil service can possibly, speak s4 Joud as the measure originated in the house which would deal a death blow to the system of civil service and prostitute the emolu ments of office to the party in power. Square Deal or Socialists. The prompt and vigorous action of Attorney General Wlckersttam and tbe house In the case of the Seattle socialist, disfranchised because of his political convictions, is sufficient evi deuce of the federal government's jealous anxiety for the eanctlty of the constitution: Its scrupulous re gard for the rights ot every citizen under the organic law, without any abridgement on the ground of politi cal adherence. It should impress onr socialist friends soberly. It should deter them from violent speech about not getting a square deal from the government. , U This amazing decision of 'Judge Han ford. If allowed to stand, would set a precedent for disfranchising Man fAF'whaf tflfttf hallMl nnfltln- ally and 'therefore would be inimical to fundamental Americanism. . .That is why the federal powers are act ing. But the case happens to Involve A socialist and tbe country happens to see that that in nowise lessens the anxiety of tbe government for equal Justice, A socialist gets the same chance in this country as a repub lican or a democrat, so long as he keeps within the pale of law and order. . . Nebraska a Leader Among' Leaden. Tha census bureau Includes Ne. braska, Kansas, Iowa, Minnesota, Missouri, North Dakota and South Dakota in what it terma the west north central division of states. . It shows is division" to Ite supreme in tbe production of all cereals in the United States., For instance in 1909. this group of states produced li,088.12,47 worth of grain. while tbe whole country's output was 82,685,639,714, only a little more than double the production of these seven states. That makes this di vision the great producing section. And it is worth Nebraskan's while to observe that in this group of seven supreme states their state is one of the very leaders. Iowa, being much older and more tho-oughly settled,' comes first with 1230,206,315 in the combined ; output of grain, Kansas second with $169,109,449 and'Ne-' braska a close third with $153,666,. 652 The average per cent of in crease in all cereals in this group for ten years was 99.1, while Nebraska's increase waa 102.9 per cent.. It is fair to assume that at the end of the next decade Nebraska will stand ab solutely at the head of the column in nearly all of these cereals. It is now In its period of greatest develop-' ment up to date with, the splendid impetus of the last decade to heln' its own. Its people have got over the top of the hill and now have easier pulling. Our Reserve Force. The saving factor in this country Is its reserve force and recuperative power. We are not a hand-to-mouth people. We are not upset by local reserves or transient obstacles. Even K under forces contracting in their natural effect our industries expand. A money stringency occurs. yet capital continues conservatively to seek new fields of investment and business proceeds with the minimum of disturbance. Some even assert that we are now panic-proof, mean ing, ot course, complete paralysis of business. This is no theory, but a condition, brought about, not spon taneously, but under the spur of per sistent application of definite prin ciples. The strength of nations, as well as men, lies not In their ability to escape or avoid accident, but in the power to recover from their effects. Materially and spiritually in the broadest sense our resources are such as to encourage belief in our power to resist the most wit her in r blight of adversity." Our good for tune is that we have developed this reserve force from the seed of it, and now that we have it, nothing can take it from us,- By learning how to use the material means at our command we have discovered how to fortify ourselves against overwhelming defeat And not the least part of this factor is a spiritual consciousness of material prowess. DON'TS FOR By R. W4 Council, Health Commissioner. .. ("fry Request),' .. ' - . Don't worry about the heat. , pf poisons from ths system. TWm fttlnt .Alt -.I....- I Tt 1 1 -a -.It -ilnrlnnT. in,n Itl mind has much to do in making you feel ' . .. . . . . ... . . . uncoroiortaoie in not westner. uon t think you can have ths same comforts In hot weather at hot.,, and .boarding houses and summer resorts, that you can get In your own homes. , Don't over exert yourself during your ... . . vacation, rorty-signt or niiy wseas ui bt ths year with no athletic or physical exercise ana two to iour we m mvu uous hard wort, wtth ovsr-taxing the muscular end nervous system, will make your vacation an Injur instead of a benefit. Changs of climate, moderate exertion, with relaxation will renew your ..t-.li VllCMllJ. Don't drink water from surface wells in me vicinity 01 uwo.nu v.- houses. Don't drink water on your out- ing trips out Of streams where there ars camping parties located further up the stream. Typhoid convalescent often go camping to regain their health and tney poison the water. Juet notice typhoid aeatns in mountain cities oue 10 campius parties of typhoid convalescents. , Don't eat uncooked food or vegetables without thoroughly washing them, for you do not know by whom they have UCIU 4M.11UIVU. Don't use milk (except tor cooking) that Is over twenty-four hours old, aitnougn apparently It seems sweet. Positively do not give such milk to a baby, for hunger 1. - vr.t... r- h. h,tv than nM mlllt la . uriii u . w ... l Don't feel secure If some one has told .... - l . 1 t. you typnoia lever is not coruaeiuua. 11. is communicable from one person to .v.. f ...... I. .m. T.-7 nat O.II11I1CI. fliw w ' ' J germs which have come hi some way through water, milk, fingers, food or flies, from ths dejecta, of some previous . tn'.- 4 t. an ,. in atlnc or drinking.-.. . ;. ' Don't forget to help the suffragette break up the Meat trust by. abstaining yourself from all meat in hot weather. A . ' , . . ,. ..,4 ... . . dean farinaceous and fruit diet will keep you well. LtSJTJ 22 .u, 4(u ... This may save you much suffering. Ddn'l leave any canned fruit meat or vegeubles open in th can for even five minutes.. Empty Into glass, porcelain or of a clty omaha will soon have them, granite dish. Vegetables, meat or fruit Do.t Wame the he4tn officer when left standing in the can after opening j,e Mkg you t0 tf, an unsaniury con may produce severe ptomaine poisoning. aiton, jje i8 only working to prevent Don't eat er drink rapidly. Remember aCkness In your family or your nelgh Ice water (if you do drink It) Is only fg. Don't think he is a crank for re half as injurious when the first Is sipped patedly calling the public's attention to and the balance drank slowly. ' Your conditions producing sickness. Remember stomach It like a hot bottle. If you cool 4,730 people die every day in America It gradually, you can pour Ice water into from preventable diseases. Don't fall It without breaking. ( to give the health department at least Don't fall to bathe every day. It will your moral support. If you do not think not only add to your comfort but it will It Is right, call on the health com- kaan th ffitnda nf tha skin onan. thus mlssloner and show him or be shown, aiding perspiration and the elimination AN ESTIMATE OF ME.TAPT Positive Achievements for Which He Gets Little Credit. ; ! Sydney Brooks in Harper's Weekly, iA point which seems to me to be in- it and it la by now. I dare as-y, practl sufficiently realised Is that Mr. Taft by 'orott'n by mo,t Americans. his , auiet, g66d-humored, , conciliatory persistence, has really done more to clinch the Roosevelt policies than Mr. Roosevelt himself.' "Take, for example, .-.. - . . - tne tax ot per cent on in no er- . in of cornoratlona which he embodied in the Payne tariff act I doubt whether . . . n 11 lit. 4.1a. i.Axi -mtmrnrtm mahU Vaia WniiAn It t VlVrtll trh ftMAm. mended by h.m, it would have somehow worn the aspect of an attack on capital, and nil the vested Interests in the land " would have joined in defeating It Reoom- mended by Mr. Taft simply aa a means 01 ui- .v. rauanna tnr th government, it was adopted by congress, tabllshment of the commerce court ana not, Indeed, without some opposition and the court of eustoms appeals, the pesiag not without discussion, but with tnfln- of the employer' liability act, the Intro-..-.. .a .-a i.k t.aM difiMi fit a iii and businesslike system expected. Its passage and its subsequent of economy Into the conduct of gwvern ratlflcatlon by the supreme court have ment the striking Improvement In the vested In the government Quite unprece. national finances of the Unfted States, dented powers for investigating ana con- trolling the trusts-powers that will .... .v. - .v. a,.-j greatly esan mo na"a government at the expense of the rlghte of the states, that will pave the way to . .... ttaHnnst lncorooraUon f all Joint-stock companies, and that will, I believe, profoundly affect the American .. 4 n iniuaii. tneory ot aovernnrein. w rated so vast a revolution with so little . . . a. frkstlon was a very great achievement But Mr. Taft got next to no credit for PURSUING THE COAL COMBINE Investigation Started by Interstate Commerce Commission. New York Journal 'of Commerce. The Denartment of Justice has been for Investigation seems likely to be th most two or three years In pursuit of the com- binatlon of coal roads with a view to en- forcing the "commodities clause" of the Interstate commerce act. and a case Is sOll pending on appeal In the supreme court. Since the advance in the price ot anthracite after the new agreement be- tween the operators and the miners went into effect the, Merchants 'association of this city has instituted an Inquiry into the reason for the increase, in which some of the railroad officers have prom- tsed to co-operate. A resolution baa been reported In the house ot representatives directing the secretary of commerce and labor, through tbe bureau of corporations, to obtain and report to that body "full Information concerning the different ele- menta of cost and profit included in the present high price of anthracite coal, ape- clfylng, as far as practicable, how much and in what particulars the eool miners were benefited by the recent strike agree- ment and how much and for what rea- son and by what means the cost of coal to the general consumer was at the same time increased." " ' ,i m' i Now the Interstate Commerce commls slon baa. on its own initiative, Instituted an investigation 'Into the rates, prac- tlcea, rules and regulations of common carriers governing the transportation of anthracite coal from producing fields to all points in tbe United States east of the Mississippi and Borth of the Ohio and Potomao rivers, known as official class', flcatlon territory, including domestic and export rates and shlpside or bunker coat ralea to the tidewater and lake ports." From these various lines of inquiry there ought to be a full disclosure of the faets and either the recent increase In the cost of the coal to consumers should be shown to be Justified or some effective means ten tickets and not Interfere with the should be found for breaking up a mo- Roosevelt family theater party. The re nopoly which Is taking a large part ot turning ot good tor evil la alway ad mir ths country The-commerce commlsalon able, . v .. v HOT WEATHER you sleeping room during the night ...... I I Jl itnn. Don t rau to open every wwauw auu uii In your home early In ths morning. 8oon tbOTf JJfJ mied with fresh ozone. When It begins gfA otlUl&t cloBe the windows and doors and pull down the shades to exclude the sun. Then about 6 o;clock . . . . J A 1 again open tne windows ana aw. ways be sure tbey ars thoroughly screened. 11 you wi uww uS8- tloni your home will always bs fresh tnd cool. Don't buy any food from a dirty place. if tne flies beat you to It let them f,avs it" v.1. wail mllU man If VAllf milk MJVU V,M.W V " . . - t0urs, provided you are the one to blame oy Keeping it in a uuaauim, place, uncovered and In a dirty recep- ude. Any one of thsse conditions will taon mke it sour. t ' Don't use a nursing bottle with a tube 0f any Kna extending Into the bottle, The tube spells death to your baby. Use ony large-moutnea Domes mat are easily washed and a nipple than can be turned wrong side out Don't use nipple after nursing until it has been 1 boiled for ten minutes In water to which a pinch Vfc . - Don't think the fly Is a better scav- enger man disease Dreeuei. v 10 better 'to spend a little time each day swatting flies than to spend five eeks In hart with tvnhoM fever. Don't forget ... - - - , flies breed only in filth and decaying ..... rir, f.wtaU flv lava 9.flDO CS" . niwi. -. in twenty-four hours these eggs form maceOIS. live oays later mer uunvn - , themselves In the ground, In five days more they come out with a shell form, the wings are developed, and you have the disseminator of disease. Don't forget If you. have lots of flies, that you or your .JMaanmir . -" them to breed. See th at sucn j aaxesare T'tlTTZAJ.Tlur tablespootif ul ot ounces of water, plaoed In a room win 0 , ridding the house of Bon forget the garbage can. Clean ofWn and be careful t0 keep it cov t all times. Dont th)nk m0ney er laxeg wasted )n bathing facilities for the citizens which is correct .... m. ,.,. on e , M Taffs defects as a politician. X should be Inclined to' describe him as one of the Wert, and at the same time one of th most unfortunate and maladroit .. . , . . ... ..... v,0a Wi. presidents America has ever had. His . . ... ... . 1 . ... reoora OI positive acnieveinenvcv wua wtth tn4 Philippines the Imposition ot . a - ull. n AAlttlnA nf m. maximum and minimum tariff, the cr.at.on of the tariff M .nforcemwit of tn9 Sherman act a rlnVU . r4nt rl ifniH ml n t i rtn. TV illl OUtCftl tUI7 w .-...a, and success; the great additions made in tne iai two yr- w . aaavaa of forests and watersheds, the es- ineuying oob i u-m,.!.-".--...., feud, the firmness and forbearance shown 1. A.atina with Mexico, wtth Nicaragua, --. - and with Honduras-all this constitutes a recora 01 muwpuiauie tlnotlen. But Its political return has been almost nil. Mr. Taft has reaped little or no creau iw mo .in..., . haan arlm vaffantlv blamed tot hlS fall- urea and his Indiscretions-Indiscretions a. AW. .m Wn f 4 Vla ft1lli' tt met were iur mo iu an excessive candor and honesty. effective. Notices have been sent not only to tne raiiroaas connected wn m operation of the mines but to all en- gaged in distributing the product over the country. 3 - According to the order for the Investl- action it ia not only to inquire Into the rates, practices and regulations relating to transportation, but to "ascertain whether the coal Is mined or produced 0y or under the authority of the common carriers engaged In the transportation thereof, or whether common carriers own )n whole or In part any mine or mines producing anthracite coal which they transport." . This 1s obviously aimed at a possible violation of ' the "commodities clause. Nwhlch has long been under Judl- cial Inquiry In a prosecution. What the commission has direct authority to deal with and to correct Is anything in rates, charges or regulations which may be un- lawful because unjust or unreasonable or unjustly discriminating, and there bave been complainu of unfair treatment of independent mine owners and per- ators. Thla persistent and vexatious s!t- uatlon regarding the "coal road combine" and its effect upon the price of anthra- cite,' ought to be cleared up. and it is not likely to be allowed to rest until Justice Is done. If those In Control are wise, they will help to make it clear and voluntarily desist from anything that "y be unlawful or the cause of Just complaint Otherwise, drastic measures to be taken to break up their monopoly and to punish those who are re- sponsible for it, ;, , , 1 Noblesse Oblige. . . . Brooklyn Eagle. It was kind pi Harry New to eend the I . -i iSooldnBaciwarcl Tl . ric . A 1 inisuav lnvjmana 3 COMPUaKO FROM DEC FlXE-a JUNE 85. Thirty Years Aeo Omaha was right In It this Sunday for the most terrlfle storm of years, a regu lar hurricane and cloudburst combined A aea of water overtook the low lands at the foot of St Mary's avenue, which the gutters and culverts were unable to carry off. Many houses were dismantled and trees blown down, to say nothing of cellars filled with water. A woman passenger on the westbound train had a cage with a number of fins singing birds In It, whose music filled the air and attracted much attention. One of the water mains which . passes under the Sixteenth street bridge broke, yesterday afternoon, with a terrific re port, the water spouting out and dous ing everything In Its vicinity. This item from the North Platte Ne braska Is reproduced: "Charlie Barton left for his new home in Omaha last Wed nesday. The young people of North Platte loee one of their most pleasant boys, who by his manly and upright course has the good will of the old, as well as the young people of this city." Contract for driving piles for the South Omaha sewer has been sublet by Mc Kugh & McOavock to W, Boyd, the well known bridge builder. ' The police think they have the gang of safe blowers and burglars that has been operating In Omaha driven out. Mrs. Senator Saunders and Miss Mamie Saunders will spend the season at New port.. ' Mr. Louis S. Reed has returned from Cape Cod, where he left Mrs. Reed, Miss Balcombe and Master and Miss Reed tor the summer. Twenty Tears Ago - J. A. Williams of Elkhorn was elected county commissioner, . succeeding George C. Timme, deceased. The election came through the commission appointed for that purpose . composed of Judge Eller, County Treasurer Irey and County Clerk Sackett. Mrs. Stone and children of Cheyenne are visiting Mr. and Mrs. Rosenberry of Kountze Place. Rev. Neale A. (McAulay and wife of eastern Iowa, upon their return from Portland, . Ore., spent several days In Omaha, the guests of J. Clarke Abbott on Wool worth avenue.. Mrs. John 6. Brlggs, a Nebraska mem' bar ot the board of lady managers ot the Columbian exposition, received a hand carved oak panel that, was awarded as the prise for the finest piece of art work submitted by any Nebraska woman. The panel was designed and executed by Mrs. Annul Field Cameron of Chester, Thayer county, Nebraska. A cltlsens mass meeting finally deter mined to carry out the eugestlon of The Bee and hold an old-fashioned Fourth of July celebration, with Major T. 8. Clarkson as marshal of the day. Ten Years Ago Mrs. M. ft. Hopewell of Tekamah was at the Millard hotel, returntng from Cali fornia, where she visited. Judge Hope well and son came down from Tekamah to meet Her. , - Mr. and Mrs. John H. Mickey of Osceola passed through Omaha enroute to Mount Vernon, la., to attend the marriage of their son., E. S. Mickey. , Andrew C. Henderson and Miss Belle Reid were married by C. W. Savidge at his home on Leavenworth street, and Mr. Savidge also united in marriage Hans C. H. Cook and Miss Minnie M. Nelson. Frank Connell, who lived with his father at 3302 Cuming street, was knocked from the tracks under the Douglas street bridge by a Burlington switch engine at 7 o'clock tn the evening. Hta right foot was badly crushed and he was bruised and cut about the body and race. The boy was 15 years of oge. . He was on his way to a basket factory. The Critic, a handsome chestnut stal lion from the Keystone stock farm, led his field twice around the track In the second heat of the 2:40 trotting class at the Omaha race track, driven by B. F. Thomas, making a record, clipping It off exactly on the :30 mark In one and the other at Miss Ruth Waller and Mr. Percy Flelshel ot Canon City, Colo., were mar ried in the evening at the home of the bride's parents, Mr. and Mrs. C. F. Weller. 2103 Wirt street, by the Rev. Sanderson of Fremont. An Informal re ception followed the ceremony and the bride and groom left for their home In the west on a late train. Miss Emma Lois Smyth, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. Sam Smyth, became the wife Of Mr. Harry O. Steel at All Saints' church In the evening. Rev. T. J. Mackay performed the ceremony. The ushers were Fred Smyth, B. L. Kemper, Messrs. ' Gilchrist and Redfleld. Miss Nettle Monk acted as maid of honor and Frank Fahs as best man. People Talked About " Champ Clark, It is reported, lost tfOM in a New York magazine venture. Miss Helen M. Gould has ' contributed $1,009 to the fund being raised by the southern flood relief committee, which now amounts to about J2C.00O. Miss Ines Milholland of New Tork, who has been one ot the most ardently active advocates of "votes for women," will take up the practice of law when she returns next fall from her summer vaca tion In Europe. . Clara Louise Parker of Gainesville, Ga., was engaged to Edwin Glinn Gilbert, and he had asked Benjamin Sullivan to be his best man. He had also given his bride-to-be a motor car. Last Sunday she and Benjamin got into the car, scooted to Flowery Branch and were married. , Sir William Maxwell Aitken, one of the new members of the British House ot Commons, though many times a million aire, began life selling life insurance. The son of a Canadian Presbyterian minister, he was without means, and In college wrote Insurance whenever and wherever he could to help pay his way. Believing that standing promotes clearer and quicker thinking. Captain Hanley of the Pittsburgh detective bu reau has ordered all the chairs taken from the detectives' rooms. All detec tives must stand hereafter while on duty, and persona who call on the captain must also stand, as there are no chairs tor them. V'' - V ' : ' .,- Occasionally a follower Of Stephen Gir ard hobbles down the human pike, unbelts his grouch and shuffles off. John L. Church, a deceased business man of Boulder, Colo., provides in his will that If any of bis grandnephews become minis ters their legacies shall be revoked. Won der what minister disconnected the fire escape? ,. 4 1 MIRTHFUL KEMAUKS. "Do you think if the United States lands more marines in Cuba they will find the rebels well organized?" "I think they will find them in good running order." Baltimore American. "Barry is a hara-nearted fellow. His wife has gone abroad and he says he doesn't miss her at all." "No. she left him her parrot to take care of, and the blamed bird can imitate her scolding to the point of perfection." Cleveland Plain Dealer. First Boy Dese automobile guys never give a feller a ride. Second Boy Oh, some of 'em do If dey run over yer! Life. "Do you think he really loves her?" "Why. he's marrying her. isn't her "Yes, but nowadays that's no longer any proof Detroit Free Press. "What are you cutting out of the paper?"' "About a California man securing a divorce because his wife went through his pockets." "What are you going to do with It?" Put it in my pocket." Houston Post "Your husband .seems to be very Im patient lately." "Yes, he is, very." "What Is the matter with him?" "Ho is getting tired waiting for a chance to get out where he can sit pa tiently hour after hour waiting for a fish to nlbb'e at hie bait. "-Chicago Record-Herald. "Of course you have some convictions In matters of public concern." "Mebbe," replied Farmer Comtossel. "Weil, why don't you come out and ex press them?" - "I dasn't. We've got summer boarders I. t That Hitting-Catcher WUI X UliVS w mm It's like him it does for you what he does for1 his team; banishes that tired feeling chock full of snap and vigor, wholesome. 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