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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (May 26, 1912)
I The Omail; Sunday Bee;MqazinePge- : j. - v , r -a 'i , x f ' u . - ' - M. " K . 'V e ' 1 " I . i l-1- e,r ' ' i : l V, y ::A,: I TO b M!m KeDy. , , ',' ; .' 0' T court getting starrlad'i a bualntaa the day. If Lara mu In with Dtllw But mwiA I Betty Girl aad atayt there, all right I That' quit alee. But Billy Boy tod Batty Girl if they Juat don't - keep getting each other' goat-all . 3tb Una, can do mighty well with-.. out Lovtjr 8Ur-Bosjder. .Ia fact It' 2 r coBceivabl that B. Boy and B. Girl, - ' olher things being equal, are a lot beuef off without him. Two' com- paay and three'a a crowd, and ' Lavty-Btar-Boarder la often a whole big crowdv If Billy marrira Betty .j; without raally loving her, you can bet he haa battar reatona than If k did love her. - - 8ba baa a UUle way with her, "Z. Baybe; ability to enteruln. charm, beatrty. wit 8be a wta Itttl fMr aoa who eaa nit bouaa tmoothly Z aad to BUiya financial and social ' advaotac. Believe me, bo maa ever axehangea the wedding ring X vales ifa for value received, if Betty mairiee .without love, other . Ullage being equal, th doe it tor loxurtaa. peaca, comfort ambition ud If aha wta ah playa the game aquara and doesn't alack the carda agaUnat her partner. I aa ae how with Lovy-8taj-Boarder left J out thara laa't likely to be any big quarrels, frtetlon. tordld. gTeao-ayed jealoueiea, toaadal and divorce, Why aould there ba if both play the i game right and haven't that awfully disturbing element of too much ear- . -... , lag It'a uaually piffle and vanity anyway ta m 'em at each other. That'a all right 80 far I heartily acre with Millionaire Papa't bus!- eee-llka outlook oa Bonny' matri moBlal rentura. lt't t business propoalUoo. Mere la Papa, with all bit business training aad hi asoaey oa one tide, ind her little Cborua Girl Betty, with her face and figure and femininity oa tha other aid. Love la, after an. main ly a dealr for possession. It'a np to Little Betty to stimulate it; It's up to Papa to stamp it out. That'a th whole proposition la a nutshell. Now that holds true of any womaa trailing dowa a mlllloaalre'i aoa. Why doe the fierra limelight ' - of battle centre oa Little Choral : t girl Betty, and why la aba having a ardor aad harder time all th Urn to let awav with it? Well, listen 1b the first place, the Cborua Girt - Jolu away from tb herd. That aaow some inuepeeaeiicv, ailct ah get ia the beat of the foot-, lights ah aek herself. "What am I going to ae for myself?" There are only two answers, tf she ' am bitious, u the' a genlu and got a real rabbit foot, maybe she get to be a star, with a fine, plump sal ary. Or maybe ahe caa become the bride of Billy, the Millionaire a Darling. t That about all Tet stay, atop, look aad listen. Only one out of a thousand gets ta be a atar. Aad there aren't enough millionaire on te go round among the ither nine hundred and ninety -nine. What ex-eea-tioa-ai ability must Betty bava to rope and throw Gold-Edged Billy! Aad not only muat ahe be able te rope Billy, but she haa to fight against tha Increasing villain tea of Papa. "How By Ethel Amorita Kelly (One of the Suffem$) Tht work for a Urn. . took, at poor Maa Murray, tha original BrtnkJey girt. In tha firt faint tush of dawa and bop tha raa away with William 8chwanker. tha ton 'of th millionaire brewer' sup ply man. And what did aba do? 8urved! Had to cook poor lltlla meal oa a gaa atov and went back to th atag again. Look at dear Dosta Gibson. ..What did Dear Deaaa do? . 8h waa aa original florodore-ar. and the ran away with Draper Dougherty, bob of Million aire Harry M. Dougherty, of Cin cinnati, O. And here It Delta bow, who wat tha prattiaat bathing girl on th tag. (laving out her lit oa a Tela ranch, mllea away from water! Aad Beaal Vaa Ne, per fectly splendid Bessie. 8h raa away with Oworg Mulligan. oa of th millionaire New York con trac tor. And I hat to toll what Baaal had ta go np agaltrat! It wat cruel but w mat It Ilk heroine. W really mad good aa poor men' wtvea. And Sonny act ually proved a capacity for work. Thia waa vary hard on th family. Betide. Millionaire Mamma waa all eut np with Baby BlUy away from bar. Uttla babiet roads a lot of difference, too. Millionaire Daddy had to try a aew Una. He did. Oh. girls, th perfidy of the plutocrata! "Very well." he taid, "after all. lova i Inaaalty. When my boy get hanging around a dag door 111 J net put him to th dippy bouse the aanltaiium. yon know until he get ever It It h marries the girl before I can get him I'll kidnap him and put him away, and prove by experta he hadn't brain enough to marry; pay off tha girl. If I have to, and get Bonny a divorce or an annulment" And' that'a what be did. It'a What they call ia Wall Street a coup they aay ,,Koo." Koo to cor a coo. you know. Forgive tha bitter Jest! There wa poor Betty Chapman, of the copper-colored hair. Daddy H. Clay Pierce, of tha Standard Oil Company, fixed it for aoa Roy whea be came home and taid he had mar ried Betty. Away went Roy. tor a shrieking frost bll ' fond . wife' arma. and sank misera bly Into a sonltsr turn. - And while p.w ,h,, ,M a ring -over hi tuao- cent little habit of smoking thirty cig arette a day. Fata--er weut and bad Betty mar rlage annulled. . tv. t Thee there waa Edna Loftua. Stun ning girt Edna! Harry S natron ' wat Just jlatteawaanx ver ber. Harry waa a millionaire eon, of Clocinaatt O. But Minima Rhein st rota played th same game at Papa Pierce and all the rest of th aa Batural parents, and. whea she found Harry had married dear old Edna, (he abet him off to a tnitarium. Some Ohio farmer put Mm .her after mamma bad testified -vhat Har ry had squandered Slft.fert oa prea nta tor bis fiancee! Of course they brought him la Vaxy After that. 'Copyright till OT lsn( ato Ik rank tf chora m th world' mtniait aurkL Tacit pippini win daiotiljr diipU74 then Jut u thty art ia th aUlla f any flnt-cUaa abca, HiUioBiiret km and pant1 ata cam ta.fii aai aelect, kfiajr af Aaierica's aaw richaat latial vara picked from taa coarua aiart So vara donna at Xaflaad'a aov aobleat aVmca, Thara cam fait ractatlf chaata tka tpirit of thiap. laitaad foritBaa taara "va( diriBharitmaat for aaa-who-nurricd-tbe-chonu-firL Iaataad of tat aouta-waraing and 1 lowaactt for auiataaaaca tbart eaaw forcible toariaf away of aoa from the bnie aad iacaicraUoa ia eaaitarituna, Every Millionaire Doing Us, Doing Harry hadn't a chanc. That waa a bad blow for u ttag flrle tha aanlurhrm. It drove off . many a Billy Oodlet 0' Money, and drove a lot of u to marrying plain business men. Then, all at once, Millionaire Daddy found out that It waa a kick ing gun he waa using. Roy Pierce, declared by the expert too loose in the garret to hav really married Betty Chapman, nine away and mar lie papa'a (tepdaughter, which waa wbat papa had wanted all along. Ne alienists called In there well believe me. bo. But when did Roy get the garret furnished enough to ' play safe and tane marriage gam I aaked everybody. And bow . w com to th latest eruelett most brutal and atrocious roov of Bonny' millionaire papa galntt ut Stage Girii. Th wicked old rsecals got their heads together again, and tht result la THE SNOOPER! What la THIS SNOOPER? THB SNOOPER la tb animated Ug that sonny carrtet around with him every where, and which deprive him of two-thlrda of th right aet out ia the Declaration of Independence liberty aad tha pursuit of hspplneaa. Th latter la VS. - It hurta me to have you ask if I m engaged to Adolphua Butch, Sd.' of 8t Louie. Why. Adolphua never Bad a chance to propae to me ua leaa he had wanted to make a (tump (peech on Broadway whea he did it We aever had a minute alooe.. . The SNOOPING tyttem worked too well tor that "Adolpfc, Adolph every where, but not a chaace to pop!" Two'i company.' three's a crowd." taid wise old millionaire daddy. "Aa ounce of prevention la worth a pound of cure." And to sonny doeant nova a atep nowaday with out a aoclal detective close by hi (id. Tb aoclal detective may ba bit valet or hla groom, or hit beat friend, or a perfectly congenial chap who been Introduced to bins quite by accident "accident!" It make m laugh. Oftentimes It't all four and more betides. Daddy haa ar ranged all that The game ia that the social detective muet never let tonny be by himself for a minute with any of ua charming but daa geroua young people. Daddy think of n aa pretty eat reaay 10 eaten sog er ia our claws. Then, whea tonny to ready to carry aa to a minietere daddy givea a yank at aoauy'a -v" a. - A4i -1 . at t eoat Ulla which have been In hit aanda all the time and sonny find 1 can't get away with vs. after all Father makes It clear that he dceeat Insist sa -be valet or the bead of the sables ag alwaya ia the boy' company, but he inaistt that if the boy gets restless they matt provide some perfectly safe peraoa to guard him. They intro duce him to some nice chap who talks horse or gotf or gins, or what ever he happens to be interested ia. 1 tBbe imricu-IunlMr. Great Britain Hoto the SNOOPEH Has Taken the Place of Duinherhmenl and iwris to I(eep Son From Esden a Chance to Top the Question. tin best tnl Iaataad of the fatted calf being alrata teredt a body of alieaiata ut npoa aoa'a ability to enter into a legal marriage eootract Alienist ia a tpiendid word, becanae iarariably they alienated lore'a young dream from ita object And m atead of a roea-liaed future for the chorsa-girl bride there waa annulment or divorce! Ia fact, the ehorna girl'a interesting aad lucrative industry of marrying mill ionaires' sons raftered a decline. Tberefort Broadway waa thrilled last week by the news that Adelphna Buses, IIL, of the enormously rich brewing honae, had fallen ia tore and waa going to marry Ethel Amorita Kelly, the Jiretty dancer, who haa been entertain ng American millionaires' familie by dancing at their dinners and receptions since the waa eight, aad who ia bow playing Flirt, the daacer, ia "The i Papa's '.'Doing It, It Now." and the sice chap goea about with him, plays golf with him, or billiards, or walka tha Great White Way with him. . And when be tire of thia chap, he' Introduced to another, who trail around with him. Who are these men? Social detective, aa sure at you're born. They 1 see to R that sonny I never atone. If he take a fancy to go motor ing. It' never in a nice, comfy, poony runabout with a aeat jut wide enough for two. Oh. no!' Mas ter Millionaire haa a touring car with two or three seats, and each one wide enough to (tuff a whole family of alx Into it Me doeant take the girl of hla heart out for a spin. U take a party on an excursion. If ton want to go to th theatre, he never ineaka away by himself. ' Not he. He baa to make up a party, and if there a girl that make hla -heart Jump by a glance he invite ber to the pirty and that' all. Hi correspondence 1 censored. If the valet doesn't attend to It a secretary does; and thia secretary haa the authority, given by father, to forget to mall letter, or to mail them in papa'a deak, where papa readt them and chuckle over them, 07 swears about them, after busi ness hours, according to hi temper. There' been a . lockout of chorus -girls. Wealthy pa pa hsve (truck. Wait will be the result? I doot know. The armor prate I getting thicker. Girls, w . must look to our fun! Rights Reserved, Winsome Widow," at Ziegfeld'a Moulia Kouge. ' . - How bad Miss Amorita Kelly beaten the millionaire combination ? wa asked her. "How ea earth can a man propose ta you when you're never allowed to be alone with him?" she taid. We were astounded I Waa a new perfidy, a aew conspiracy of the million aire against the ehorna girl to be re vealed? The question waa put to Hise Kelly. , "Indeed, yea," aha said. . I know all about it I have givea the philosophy of the matter much thought If I tell you it I will have to be astonishingly frank! Perhaps too frink to print!" "Go as far aa you like,' w taid, "in to important a tociological matter then cannot be to much franknesa." "Well, thea" aaid Miss Kelly. if Ca( ' X-"A " Na.Vw ' ' '.A a W-i, 'Daddy thinks to catch sonny in our claws. Then, when sonny is ready to carry us to a minister's, daddy gives a yank at sonny's coat tails which have been in his hands all the time and sonny finds he can't get away with 7 us, after alL' 0 Sanitar - Getting J , 4 of us as pretty cats ready -And - just to , add a bit realism, this photo STaPh b one Of Miss Kelly in a Kitty costume.