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THE BEE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY, MAY 15, 1912. 10 The Omaha Daily Bee: FPt'SDED BY EDWARD ROSt- Air.K. VICTOR ROSEWATKR. KPITOK. k& BVllAHSQ. FAKjAM AND I.Ttt- ElrM at OlMM UOSiaffiot SS seesntt- riaes aMur. ...... ...j . i-n.'OlD. lilM tandsy Be, cm year Saturday Ute, one year..... - Daily See .without SuDjyV. on yeer.JJ Pally Hn end Sunday, oca er ve , 1UVEHED BT CARRleUt. Evening Bee (it Sunday), per mo..- Dally Be tlncludmg Sunday). per n K tanly Bee (aitixnit Sends) , par bo ... Address ail oompieirits or Imsuisriuee la delivery t l it) Circulation Iwpt. REMITTANCES. lUtait bv orjui. expr or postal oreer, pav-u to Th. Bm Publishing ocmpany. Only -oant etsmps received in payment of (tnati scoou. . Personal rharHi, ex eewl aa OmaHa and eastern exchange, sot adepts. OFFICE. ' Orneha Ths Bm Bui Win. south Oman a ttlt N t. Cousell Bluffs B Scott Bt Lincoln-: Uttla Buiidu-ig. ' Chiosxo iW Marquette BuUding. Kinnt City Reliance Building. New Tork-M Wut Thlrty-third. WvMntti-! Foonaenth St.. M. W. m ,n u rit.:-CE. Commnnleatlona relating to aewa and editor! ahould eddreesed ttiala Bee. yHftiai Department. apku, circulation. 50,109 But of Kebiweka, County of Douglas. e: Dwurnt Wliiism. circulating manlier of TS Baa Pufcuehtng company, betas duly sworn, says HiM the a v or are daii circulation, lot la moatk oC April. 1U1 ttnr.uf tvtr. it. Circulation Manafer. Sihwrlbed ta my TMtnfe and ewera (a before an thai fad dy si Hay, toll. Notary n taaaerlaera lea viae taa rttr teaaiaJtlr aaoald havs Taa Bee ailed so these. Ulnaj will be akue4 aa tltra aa ra. . Tb oratorical atom It central ever Ob 14 Just sow. "Be SimeS." may ta alt right, sat "b M," certainly is. Orotto Insist oo being th only fiat Oder is tb busine. Ohio tt ear u mly getting tba bene fit, Tk ttmU aill b knows lslsr. roar moi aviator killed la on day. Thai was all that imbxl that day. Mr. Bryan. W saderstead, does cat deny UU Be doalrti to be pre! diet Jack Johnson resents tba report tbat he ia lading. Jack'e faos la hie Tba preeest ' incumbent of tbe White House haa -a vocabulary of hia own. also. - "Ohio the Main Battleground.' says the Chicago Tribune. Thought Massaehaselta was. - They are ail "mothers' day" whea It oomes to a thousand and one Uttla things about tba house. Orotco knows when be ia licked. , Whea ha loses too men. Moat aay old rebel would knew that. Let aa hops that the Omaha com. mlsaioser oa their visit to Dee Moines found out about the things not to do. "Mr. Bryan la out of the running.' as y Colonel Watte reoa. Ma may ha so far as the stakes go, hut not tor ths race. Itself. 1 That pi amber who became n gaged to eeveateea girls found out whea ha leaded la prison that It was as lead pipe cinch. ' Tba taalt for the defeat of later. national peaea treaties must be laid at the door, hot of President Tkft, hut his bitterest opponents. A toot of snow fell la Colorado, hut arcbardlete felt little appre- heaaloa tor their trait Burled 1 tinder a foot of anew,- they naturally would feel aa fear about It Tbe refusal of tbe Method lata to modify their amusement rule la not likely to seriously affect box office receipts at tha theaters. Sunk Meth od late as want to go to tha theater usually do. Philadelphia haa authorised M. ISS.eoe new thlrty-year 4 per cent bonds and will dispose of Use pub licly. Omaha still seem to he tbe only city that disposes of Its bonds by secret deals. Iowa democrsta, true totheir t dltioaa, begaa their flgbta on the way to the convention. But aa tbJr ia about all they ever get out of It, no one ahould deny thea the eaUe- factioa of the row. . Eastern people are viewing with some trepidation the possibility of famine following abort crops, if they will come out aad take a look at tbe fields of tbe west tbey will seed so further assurance. Tbe story Is going the reuses that Harmon. Clark and Underwood have combined against Bryan, who. they consider. Is sow aa eotlv eeadldate for the f earth aotaJ nation. They are not alone ia this theory of Mr. Bryan a ambition, ' , Tbe selection of "Dad" Weaver to be secretary to Samaoa Is recognition at faithful aad JBoritortoiu service. "Dad" wee Is at .tbe birth of Ak Bar-Bea. aad has been tha faithful aad ardent of all tba, work en among tb king's subjects. Tbat he will he a a access as secretary to samson was forwordaiaed Popular Electioa. of Senator. At laat both houses of congress have assented to electioa of aenatora by direct popular, vote and tba pro Ioad eonatitutiooal amendment goea now from tbe senate to tbe president, upon vfaoae approval It win cents be fore tba various atatea tor ratifica tion, oa vbica It may safely count. Tba sens La's favorable) actios oa tbla reeolatloa practically brings to saeeeaetul fruition a reform originally propoeed eighty-eeven years ago and continually srged at iaterrala alaca and vita bat little lattrraptioa during tba teat quarter of a century. Tbla victory, there fore, aimply atanda aa tbe arolutlon of politics, or the growtA of public opinion. It ahowa tbat bo pro posi tion can withstand a majority pob Ue aeatlmeat. When tbla power da mandi action, action will come. It was apparent tbat tba aenata la tba Bizty-flrat congTesa was bat atavlng off tbe Insvluble when it defeated thla measure. And the reactionary rauoant of tbat senate, moat of it. notably south era men, exerted what Influence tbey could to continue thwarting tba people'a will, but tbey found that their day had gone by. Tbey opposed tba resolution thla time a taa pretext tbat tba 'Briatow amendment providing for . federal aupervlaloa of elections,' would Invito negro domination ia the sooth, bat subterfuges were swept along by tba tide of progressive public sentiment a matter of fact, tba south aeed fear nothing of tbla sort, tinea tba federal authority la already exercised over tba electioa of repreaeatallvea. It la of great significance that In thla same congress, backed by a pro gressive presldent'a voluntary recom mendation, la pending another reso lution to change the constltntloa to permit of tbe electioa of presidents for a single term of sis years and tbat has received favorable coaaldera- tloa. This, too, ia a reform handed dowa from the fathers, but whicn likewise has alwaya lacked the mo tive power of publlo opinion to push It Into being. Thomas Jefferson was wise enough to foresee 'the wisdom of such a provision, but William H. Tsft la the only president, at least In recent years, to advocate such a measure while In office. . SabitaatiaJ FhilaathrotTi J alio Rosen weld, tbe Chicago phil anthropist, has gives s splendid stim ulus to Intensive farming. His gift is Is th form of $100,000 to be raised to 11,000,000 later. 11 makes the donation la tb tame of hi firm aears, Roebuck A Co., which, ha at- flrma, la deeply Interested In Inten alv agriculture. , I Th Council ot Orals Exchangee approached Mr. Rosenwald on it plan tor Improving and enlarging grain culture throughout tb mlddl west aad Mr. Rosenwald said would give to 100 counties la th various states of thla soot lea $1,000 each to be ased Is furthering th methods ot Intenatv farming, and if they used It well, ha would then make tbe gift to 1.000 counties. Now, with such s starter aa th Chicago man makes, a county, by supplementing R, oaa get together sufficient money, tha axchaag aa sumea, to employ as expert agricul turist, who shall work Is co-opera- tloa with the educational force or whatever other Intenatv farming factors ther may be, and build up a local movement in each county, it I easy though to ae th wosderful possibilities of such a movement. The propaganda of making two blades of grasa grow where bat oeo grew be fore and making thoaa two blades better than the on thai la gtva a tremendous stimulus aod thla Is tha kind ot philanthropy Is which the p reseat day aad all Interest hav a direct aad profitable Ooacern. It mean much whea th oommsroial. Industrial and tlaaaalai powtrs of th title nnlte with th educational aad agricultural tore of th toon try, and th title also, la this splen did enterprise, la which auch Institu tions aa the Omaha Corn exposition will be thought of aa very stable and fruitful factor. No profession or basin aes la thla great farming coun try may longer remain Indifferent or inactive on this matter ot soil culture aad eret raising. Harmon Does a Little Revealing. if th facts aa to hi and Mr. Bryan's relations are aa Governor Harmon Mates them. It appears that h ha herd rather patiently all tvyt tbe Nebrsskan haa chosen to uy of him. According to the gov ernor, Mr. Br? a aud him th re markable proposition in 1104, of of fering "to place m in nomination it I Would have the Ohi AelagatloS re consider Its deniaioa to hava my name presented." And further: "Ia 1I0S J constantly urged hta (Bryan-) election, declaring I would willingly be defeated for governor If It would help him, aad durlag our Joist cam paign he repeatedly praised my f fort ta bis bebair aad told many person h meant to offer Ke s alaca In his cabinet if he was elected." This revealing ot old skeletons naturally suggest the question. If Bryan thought in 101 thai Harmon was good enough tor a cabinet office sader him, what atrocity coatd Har mon have committed since then to put him so far beyond the pale of the Nebraska' favo-1 It must hava been something awful. Will not Mr. Bryaa taks the public into bis confi dence and tell what It was Also, will ha not explala why be proposed that tricky deal to Mr.. Harmon la ltd? Tbia la all very Interesting. Our democratic friends may perform quits a public service if tbey con tinue their domestic revelations. Pigs aad Dandelions. Soma Iowa farmers advocate pigs as antidotes for daadeliona. Just fence la your lawn aad turn a pig Inside, they say, and tbe daadeliona will soon be gone. No doubt, but what about tba lawn? "Pigs Jn clover" may do little ham, for mowing ma chines are heavy enough to traverse hog-wallowed ground, but ths ordi nary laws mower would make slow progress ever a thoroughly rooted yard. The pigs, we are assured, will go after the daadellos In oarssst, be cause they like them; they will not merely nibble off tbe tops, hut go down into the soil aad get the roots. That sounds Bke n good thing. But after getting all the roota ot tbe dan delions, what thea? Possibly a well mannered pig would not molest tha grass, hut all ptga are not well- mannered. Besides, our city ordi nances are so esthetic regarding tha matter of pig culture In front lawns that aa obstacle seems to arise there. It may bo over-much skef llciam, bat somehow there Is as 111 odor of sus picion about thla pig scheme making good. What might work well on an Iowa farm might not do at all on an Omaha blue grasa lawn. Suggestions are being made as to poeslbls improvements in the Ne braska primary law, and tba legisla ture will very likely have a large number at these before It One ot tbe difficulties encountered hsa been too much tinkering with tbe form of tbe ballot the changes made from time to time having merely added to tba confuaioa. Nebraska ahould adopt a ballot aa aimply planned aa possible, aad thea stick to It The most Important change Is th election law to be mad by tba aext legislature should deal with th collection and compilation of returns. And among tba least, whether meanest or not, ot scamp is ha who steals dog tags. Hie offense is doubly mean. It subject tha poor dog to the peril ot being caught and taken to the dog pound, whither he may never return and subjects the dog'a owner to tbe expense and trouble ot providing another tag for Towser. Yet some are that tmall and mean. At the elty clerk's office It la learned tbat 200 such theft probably hav been committed thla spring. Editor Lafayette Young ia again before the people of low pushing hi candidacy for a senatorial toga. aad thoee who are opposed to him will find him Do lees vigorous than ha has been at any time during a long life spent in helping to bring Iowa up to Its proud position among th state. Iowa will do itself honor by sending "Late" Young back to tha senate. . Th spMtaol of a Chinese pre scribing tbe proper tons ot amuse ment tor Americans might hava ex cited torn comment a tew years ago, but tha incident at th Methodist conference en Monday wa passed by almost unnoticed. Th world 1 cer tainly moving. Th sergeant-at-arms of the houae raided tb Washington ball park tb Other day to get a quorum. It la naturally supposed th reprsssnts tlvo from ths Second Nebraska dis trict wa among th captive. Gettysburg must be th beat towa ta the country. It ha a total popu lation of 4,161. of whom 1,011 are Church member. Whea tbe "Gift" Oeaee. - LoutevUle CeurMr-JeuraaL rf a pareela post system becomes sstab- Hshed m America It will be a gift te the peopM from the awtaleh paalee. Why AU (be saeiejasf Cleveland Plain Dealer, Mr. Bryan sella th governor of Ohi a dead one. but seems strangely con cerned ever what the cor pea may do. Hope Bete. lodlaaepelle Mews. The president Of the Harvester turst as e bene that It will ye be able te real try ee a good treat: but It la set probable that be eaaeets M present admmartratloe. Will Pieeeaenta Oeivera f ' 8wax City Journal. Ia deterfalnlnc contest this year, as doubt, the feeeMiraa national eeensnlttee wtU Be guMsd largely. If not wboltr. by the precedent established in fits, when Rsaeavstt was reanlng tbe Tart caia sejcs and was well pleased with the work at the national committee. ntekraee. seattment. New Terk Tribune. Senator Ttlhnaa bee issued aa appeal to the voters ef South Carolina to re elect h,m because, altheaca disabled, be destres te retals the offios -for eentl asental rsias Only." This Is ths first time that the ex-"pitchfork" statesman has ever put klaaaeil o rsoard aa a ssa tlssentaliat la PoXtloa. Jasttew fee Tb -alecs ears. New Terk Tribsme. Th verdict af a grnjitiac ss a bsceass the theater would net refund money paid tor sdmiaaion whea he foemd be could not see the performance frora hb) seat seems mere justice to the laasuarvoiax publis. Certainly eharsinsT ratrular admission rales for seats from which only a email part of the doing ea those esa be wlmd a a poor way te please either the surfemrs er thoee whs hear ef their experience) Clocking Backward (Tliis Day tnOirtalia i uiaruxu t mom us ruee MAT 10. Thirty Yes Captain Marsh Is prenisiac s car every free mlnutea oa the park Use ea Sun days, a well ae other tmpraremaauta. laetuding ea tension ef the tracks en Saunders and Eighteenth streets, with rare runninc every tea minutes rnetaait of every seveateta BtlBuUe. and tha last ear at midnight instead of MJI ss bow. Sails Bras, circus pulled etf the first event ef the kind for the sstsna to e multitude at both afterseoo end evenlns performance, beainntnc with a grand entry with twenty anowatsd people, fol io wad by the first appearance ef a dowa and thea a leaping act of the entire soar- pear. The roster of sew officers ef Omaha lodxa L O. 0. T. Includes these anaee: Jobs Betsn. Nellie Denials. Joe Kennard. Charles A. Porter, H. B. Joy. May Craw ford. C P. Edwards. Frank Buck. Anna Colebette. Jennie A Ikes. Addlaoa Jones. Utile Webh, B. A. Thomas, a O. Green aad C W. Green. 7M eld houses eoute ef Frenssrs Mock ea BUteenth street are betas re moved to make way for tbe sew brick Meek. P. S atraore. the (rest New fork araeiclaa, while fat thai otty purchased twenty acres ot ground Just outside of the dry. It will be pieeatng news to the friends ef Aady Hunt ef the Union Pectfle ax- prase offloe to know tbat he la reneverntg from his recent Illness. doors F. Tlemey eC Teoumsah I at the Creuratos. F. C. OraMe ef Kearney te advertte-4 lag la The Bee far a aornpetant sir! to ooofc an do general housework. The gutter at the enheest earner ef Douslaa and Eleventh streets baa eeeome a tearful mueanoe, - Tweaty Veers Ago Kountse Memorial church was ap propriately decorated yesterday la honor ef the messortal eenrlee to Augustus Kenntss, aad the church wae crowded. Rev. J. D. Detwller reed the scripture leseoa an Rev. C E. Huber made the opening prayer. Miss Frances Roeder sang. -Thy Will Be Done." Ths sermoa was preached by Rev. Heary Kuhne. D. D.. wbe took far his text Beeoed Samuel M, "And the King said ante hie earvuia, know ye set that there la a prince end a great man fallea this day la IsrsaL" The remain street theater had te heiig out ths stsndlng-roont-ouly alga oa The Two Johns' Oeorcs 8tark Tooley, years of ax a, the only child of Mr. and Mrs. T. J. Tooley, died at the family heme, SU South Thlrty-eeventh etreet. W. H. Cllne. editor ef the Lake Charles American of Lake Chariea, lad., was a visitor at tbe Bee office. The mass meeting at Exposition hall la the Interesta of the American Sabbath union was ene ef the lamest fathering ever held la Omaha. Bishop Newman presided and Chaplain MoT she and Rev. Manley B. Hard of New Tork conducted the siturUif- Other notable divines la at tendance ea the Methodist conference took part Tea Tears Ago About fifty underwriters ef Nebraska fathered In Metropolitan club te give a banquet to W. D. Wymaa. president of the National Association ef life Under writers. H. R. Oould, president of the state organisation, acted ee postmaster, an in addition te himself and Mr. Wy maa the following responded to toasts: H. D. Naely, John Steele. SI sua Goals, L B. Frederick. 11. J. Otllan ot Omaha, Mas Rohrar, Council Bluffs and John H. Mookett, jr., of Lusooia. John a Kohae, IX D., delivered the first ef a eerie of statures ea "The Fiaee of Christ la History" la the First Con- freaaiional church, taking for his subject "The Moral Supremacy of the Jewish Rao." Charles F. Orusather, city treasurer of Cbloace. was th gueet of his eld friend. Oeorge W. Lining er. The body of Mrs. Hellora Mcpherson Clarksoa was Isid beside that of husband. Bishop Robert Harper Clark eon, ta tha churchyard of Trinity ca thedral. The ceremonies Were very elab orate, being conducted by Bishop Wil liams, assisted by Rev. F. . White, Dr. R. U Craig and Rev. John Williams. Ths Board ot Equalisation raised the seasesmeat ot tha Omaha Gaa company from xmoi.oui to Tie,oge. J. O. Brtnkerhoff of Kansas City and W. U Parke of Cheyenne, Union Pa' elfie aupsrintendens, were at the Millard hotel. People Talked About Cheer the wsaiW man. He Is deliver ing the foods. Laws and precedents to th contrary. a New Terk Judas granted a divorce te a voman whose husband brought lingerie tor hie "affinity." Once mors Colonel Guffey la down and Out la Pennsylvania. Ths stained gisse decorator ef Falnriew. Ilka ether colonels o the hustings, has tbe faculty ef com ing back When least expected. The fata that befell many ef the Joy rider ea the Titanio wove a sober i solmsa spell ever the passengers of tbe liner CelaatMe from Glssgsw te New Tork. Not a drink was sold during the else days' trip. "There were six men la the ssseklas room en three occasion." the melancholy suvrard reports, "but they only smoked and read books" Somewhere ta araesaehiisetts they elaim to have a policemaa who does not use tobacco, never danced, or swore, or drank, or played cards or rambled. There was astonlihment whea the will ot Miss Sal lie Bennlsaott the oldest woman in Lehlch county. Pennsylvania, waa filed ever the enaewneamsnt that her estate was worth an). Mies Bea nlahoff, who wee 7 years eld, died two weeks see. She was ea eccentric matden -lived like a hermit. If running ap debts la a mark of genius. Julius Caesar sbeuM be rivaled ene day by the sea ef the South Afnoaa miluon elre. tir Julius WeraeDar. The yoaag man appeared te a bankruptcy court la Kaujt- mad the ether ear and bold he at the saw ot B be has manaared te rua thro ash ore thea tsexoat Dr. A. 8. Ore, "rather of the Juvenile eearV hes returned te Brooklyn, R. T. after aa absence ef esvealeta years, dur tns which time be haa traveled 3te.cn) miles and vtsttsd every stats ta tha urdoa except Behta Carolina, lie left Brooklyn bt gat, aneesnpaniad by bis wife, and with a capital ef T cents, Whea ha ratarned Lee bad i cents. ' 1L a I OpneadUeej SO AirSesse. OMAHA. May 11-? the Editor ef The Bee: It was atvea out by the press s day or twe ataos that the "Alrderae" planned for Twenty-fourth and Farnam etrseta hsd received Its quietus, aa Injunction being framed, oa the petition ef many residents Is the neifbborbood. Teetereay's paper announced that the "Alrdonvs" would opea for daily performances oa Sunday next If yon please, what about tha rnjunc- OooT It hardly sums possible that In face ef protests from so many In fluential dtlasns whose Interests would be error tan, the con tempested show place weald be allowed to open its doors In that locality. Is sot here a chance tor tbe commiei oners to chew their puMte spirit and regsrd for th people'a Inter est? Will they set tba wetter of all these troubled nustaa Inetodmg the inmates of tare bespits is rafter tor the pecuniary advantage ef one small smuseroent son earn? If tbey do allow this detrimental proceeding; will not The Bee, which is surely well d lap coed and thoughtful for the hospital whose peace te specialty threatened, est them aa example and use Its milnenoe In the cess? Not only the people ef that Institution. but many ethers concerned, for their financial aa well aa their physical aad mental well being, would be appreciative of auch interest. A SUBSCRIBER. End ed eoMea Spike. NEW TORK. Msy st-Ts the Editor ef The Bee: tUforrug to the story of the best spike told by Uncle Joe Redman la your Issue of the sth instant. I notice that Mr. Redmond waa enable ta say what became of tbe gold spike which was used ea May Mb lbs, whea the Unloa Padfle and the Central Pacific were connected at Promontory Point. Doubt less some of your ether rsadsif are aware what became ot It, but as tbey may not draw attention te the matter, some of the railroad man bow connected with the road aad others may be later. sated te know that the aplke was con verted Into a number ot small splkss a Uttla ever an Inch long and used for watch charms. I have seen several ot these spikes, eas being. I believe, now la the possession ef Oliver Aroes. a director ef the prdeesat Unloa Paotfie, a grand son ef Oliver Ames, who had so much te do with tb building of the road. Cap tain Fred 8. Hodges of Boston, who was a young engineer at Promontory when the line was built, I also tha owner ef one of the gold spikes, aad It would not be surprising If ene la owaed by General Qrenvtlle M. Dodge, tbe veteran engineer of the Union Padfle and numerous other roads, who Is now living nearby you In Council Bluffs Uncle Redman's contribution to ths his tory of the Isst spike Is very Interesting and a rcurst. The original picture of the ceremonies described by Mr. Redman painted under the direction of Governor Stanford la still te Ban Francisco, hut I think It ts not owned by ths Southern Pacino com pany. A vary fins copy which hung m the exseutlvs offices ef the Union Pacific ta the Equitable building was unfortu nately destroyed In ths fire of January last. I understsnd a very insrreatlng story attaches te the original painting to the effect that some prominent men were omitted and others included, el. though they were not present at the ceremonies, but I regret I em not In formed aa to tbe facta. Tout very truly, ALEX MILLAR. BOUftUITS FOB THS BEZ. Tekamsh Journal: The Omaha Bee Is giving excellent reports of ths Methodist general conference now In sessloa et Minneapolis Tbe Bee's correspondent Fremont Tribune: Th Bee says that "How Dry I Am" should be ths popular song tn Kansas City. The funny thing about tt Is that The Bee Is published In Omaha, where 'that eons was never known. Arapahoe Mirror: Bud Fisher, perpe trator ef "Mutt aud Je(L" baa been en a honeymoon trip the last two weeks Now If the deaisner of "Desperate Desmond" will only get married er drop dead, a suffering pubiio will rise up and cell him blessed. Is Dr. Hislop, presiding elder ef this dis trict, and he handles ths news la aa In teresting manner. Ths Bee's effort to get e good grist ot nswt concerning the con ference should be and ae doubt will be appreciated by the great body of Metho dist ta Nsavaesa. Kearney Huh: The Omaha Bee's edi torial paraa-rephsr hits one nail squarely ea the head, aa tor instance: "It la usu ally the nonresident woo build aad leu sun the little tumhle-dowa. ram shackle that eBoangere U th aaighbor bood." True, you bet Hew aneay la Kearney? A seers er twe tee many. And there ought to be a way te asset that problem and lemove the greatest impedi ment ta the way eC elty building aad emssibabment. Laat ef tbe Sit Army. Dee Moines Rsaister and Leader. Thtarada when Brigadier Oeneral Denial Harmon Brash, wbe was relieved of the command ef tba Department ef California ea May I, retired for as, there were only three officers left en the active list ef the army wa served la the civil waft Colonel John L Clem, assistant quartermaster general ; Coloaal James Allison, assistant commissary general, and Major Daniel W. Arnold, quarter- A271CE 10 BACEEL0S3. Whet some smb should have I a phoee. rapa Instead ef a wife, aay I. tt Sever talks back nor gets cross Bor scolds. And tt never will pout or cry; It won't any a thla yea doa't want tt te say: ' No opinio k has of Its awn. It went expect kisses, represses nor pay. Thie deer docile g rap ho phone. And a ssaa sen make It quit talking, toe. When tired ef bearing It a voloe. While a Woman ob, well she will have the last word, And the man, poor seat, an ae eaoios. Ke, It can't eeok nor wash nor bake Sew Sew; But who cares tor trivial things? Yen can hire tbat done or o It yourself While your psonsraph chatters and sines. . Yea. that solves the problem, a phono graph Tea wont seed to bay it sew etothe Ker ether thin em that coat man so much And sreaUy Increase bat woes. And rbertocranhs ate quite cheap Sow-. Ajsd tter bast Toe a rSetan tt sale. ? nal a spsemtld hiisstssiiill OS Sana any where' want f waft. iiv en j.rc. ' Look Who's Here PlettemeuUi Journal: Jim Dahlmsn s a race horse and generany wins when his (eaaed frieae doa't threw etoaae ea the track. Hastings Tribune: Bay what they will about Dnhlanea. ha certainty Is popular with the people la Omaha, aad he must be giving tbe people ef that dry a good adminietrstion. Fremont Tribune: Whatever Jim Dahl nea may want he haa tbe horsing ef Omaha. It esa be said that Jim Dahl- maa ht fairly representative of the ruling element la Oraahe. whatever be does. Wood River Sunbeam: Dahl man has egsia made a el sen sweep ef Omaha. Thla "wnde open' mayor Is still the whets show dowa at the Nebraska metropolis, even though be la looked apoa a a Joke by outsiders. York Times: It does sot make much difference te Omaha whether they have the commission plaa ef government er not. They alwaya have Dehlmsa. and that fact Is a perennial source ot pleas ure sad aatlafactloa te them. Plettsmoath Journal: Omaha enjoyed a hot time te their dty electioa for seven commissioners. The commission form ef goverament may prove all light for Omaha, but we believe ths people ef the metropolis will be es anxious te cut looes from It as they were te adopt tt, if not a Uttle more so. St, Paul Republican: Mayor Dahlmaa had a "clean up" day la Omaha last week, and the newspapers stats that there was aa extra lot at garbage to haul away the next day. If the mayor would now set apart a time for a moral "clean up" It would take more than a day te haul away the "faroase." Beaver City Tlmee-Trtbune: Mayor Jim Dahl man is not the most popular man la the state of Nebraska, but he la la Omaha. At the election there Tues day, under the oommlsstoa plan of gov ernment, there were fourteen candidates for the seven places of eommlsaleners, and behold Jim' name leads all the rest. b'Nalll, Frontier: Jim Dahlmaa was elected ene ef the commissioners ef Omaha at the elty sleet Ion last Tuesday under the commission form ef govern ment, with a majority ot over lm His popularity la the metropolis wae such ae te carry all hia oompaalona upon tha ticket to victory with him. Jim la cer tainly the "Candy Kid" te Omaha. Valley Enterprise: Mayor Jim ef Omaha and a number of his associates la ths present dry administration were winners aa eommlsaioners In the election thie week aralnat the dtlsens 'ticket Jim Is the Ideal mayor for ths liberal ele- f , er ,: V L . ' Tl" I ftaigsftsy--- Reduced Rate Bulletin. 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E0MS 01TICZ, BRANDZIS BUILDING, OMAHA, NEB. TtataVat rjewade TOSx, . . sent of that wicked dty. but he could not get to first base "outside of Omaha." Bheitoa Clipper: In the Omaha dty election Tuesday Mayor Dahlmaa and the balance of the elate Tepreeentlns "the square deal" were elected ever the Qtt sena's umoa ticket by huge majorities, the mayor having more votes to his credit then anyone oa the ticket. The remark made a few years ago "that you couldn't beat Jim tn Omaha" beglne to look as If tt were the whole truth. North Platte Republican: Omaha held its first election Tuesday under the com mission form of government and the "oa the square" candMatea, beaded by Mayor Jim Dahlman. had a decisive victory over the Citizens' union. This electioa verifies the statement that Mayor Dahl- . man can secure la Omaha anything for the asking-en the good dtlsens may not he hack of him, but "the boys' are cer tainly with him all the time. GSJQT3 A5D G&0A5& "Ee yon think your wffe could break up corrupt political organisations if ana were allowed to voter "I don't say that." replied Mr. Meek ton: "but I will say that Henrietta can come pretty near breaking up any society they will let her Join." Washington Star. "How was ft ths man who est himself on fire with his cigar In a trolley car got off so easily f "Merely a matter ef regulation rules. There la no smoking allowed ea that car so the conductor put him out." Baltimore Americas. The young wife, refused a new hat, bitterly complained that she had a lot to put up with." "Tee," replied her husband, "and If you knew hew little I hava to put up with you would not ask me ii put up for a new bat" Boston Transcri,t- "Biltlnrsiey has been elected to the Book club." "But I thought a member must be a collector of some sort" "Oh, Blllingsley ts eligible. He collects teed catalo-." Cleveland Plain Dealer. Pastor Goodsole lost his patience. "Everybody in the congresatioa," be said, "seems to have a cold. If there Is ss much coughing at the close of my sermon as there Is now I shall consider ths Indications good for taking up a collection for ths cause of missions. I remark thirdly." etc Chicago Tribune. Joneo Dont you think it la time to make our wive drop this suffragette, nonsense? Smith (thoughtfully) I don't know shout that. They ssy thsy are wearing SVoent hats Baltimore American. "It Is a shame te see the noble red man being stesdlly pushed out of em inence." "Yea." replied the trader. Conatderin whst a food thing an Indian la for a man lookln' for bargains, hs ought to have a certain amount of protection, am as If he was big game." Washing, ton Star. HOTEL GOTHAM d elegance, located in Newark's social centre Easily accessible to tlieatre and sliopptttfL 'districts " -V. sweffrrca.il Mi : 1 M 2gar39 ytniwammihb.i-3'.50 IWa too with bswa "-31?to8'2 SPECIAL DISCOUNTS 15XroJO - MAY re OCTOBER. 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