14 mi: omaiia, Saturday, January n. 1912 Till: OMAHA DAILY HKK K(TirNIM; iTTi v" K 1 vv A li f 1 ii is K V A T K it V H "P. lT K 'SK VATK II.' y. I 'IT 'I! m-.i: m 11.1 im j. kaknam ani it i m. Knterei1 Bt Omaha f.tif fi e a secund CiR matter. tkrms oh" nscairriDN. Sumlav Hoc one your - Hat'irrisv Krt. one year.. Sl.fi allv lee (without Punriav). nn year 4 i Iaily Hm and Cnnrtav. on" "n '"' 1KI.1 KP.K1 I V I'AIIWKK Kvenlns Hre (with Kiimlav), per mo...!. 1 n 1 1 v Hee (including Sunday. p r nm. '- lallv Hee (without Sunday . per mn . ' A'Mre.s all f.itiplH nt or Irrt tnilnt Itirs In delivery to ntv circulation 1 x pi. KKMlTTANCllS tlrmit by draft. expriM or potnl order, pnvalilt- to The H-e lMI.H-h nif rnmii.-mv. Onlv C-cent stamps rereUfi In pnvinnt of smsll arcount" JVrsnnnl checks, -i rrt on Omaha ami extern rt'!inr, not flrept'-'d (7 W ; Omahn-The Iter r.uiM'riK. South irraha-2m N. St. Council Muffs 71 Sett St. Lincoln 2 Kittle Umldlna ( hlrnR.v-T.4 Msrouette Ito'ludlnir. Kant-aa Cltv K-llnn'' Hullilnir New York-:: Vit Thlr'v-thlrd M'wrilnirtnn r,,nrt-"nth t , N. f'CiRHKSMiNi:NtK. ("ommnnlratlona relating to . mil editorial matt'T should he addrccvd Omaha Flee. Kdltorlnl 1 'epurtmcnl. rECEMHKfl CinCI'KATloN. 50,119 f-tate of Nebraska, County of llouehi. s: Iiwlnht Williams, circulation mannccr rf the Hee ruliltahltiK r.itnpnnv. hnr lulv sworn, :iys that Ihc nvenr.'c dully Irrigation. less epolled, uiiiihoI imd I' turned cnple. for the month of I iccetn lrr, 1HH, wae M 1P' liWIHIIT 1V1I.I.IAM. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In niv presence niul a worn to I., fore me thla 4'h dav of .Innnnrv. IS'l I. (Seal) IKdlKIlT IMWTKK. Notary I'uhllc. aharrlher leTln the rllf temporarily shontil liae The llee mailed to them. Address mill he changed a often aa re. iinested. Yes, ifB chilly. Girls, remember, it la your leap. And the coal man la Rotting hla end yours, both. These are the days we do not miss the old swimming bolo much. Bulletin from. the front: "Fight ing over the presidency In Kcuador." Same here. King Georgro la auch a good tiger hunter he might tackle Mr. Bona Murphy's pet. Good Advice to Students. The students of the t'nlvrrsity of Nrbrnska inn well nfford to hoed the advice? slven them by Regent Frank I. Ilallcr in li is address warn ing them not to overdo the social side or their life, not o go In too much for the fraternity, athletics nnd to avoid for the time the senti mental affinities between the sexes. Such plain sponklng Is perhaps not the most agreeable to university stu dents, but It Is very Important and needs more emphasis than It ordl I'arlly receives. Those Indulgences may be, nnd probably are, no worse at the Ne braska university than another, and not ns bad an at many collegf s and pnlvernltles, but they exist to an un due extent at all of them. ' In them selves, athletics, fraternities and even affinities are not necessarily harmful, but they are so potential of harm that young men and vomen preparing or life's work have to b exceedingly wise not to develop them to excess. One of the commonest plaints of educators the country over today Is ngainrt these abuses. None In louder In h!s denunciation of thU than President SchurniHn of Cornell, who has found a shocking percentage of failures among young men as di rect results of too much frnt life. These abuses and failures are by no means confined to ono Institution, and they are worse In some of the very largest Institutions of the land. Mr. Ilallcr says: "I sometimes think it would bo a good thing to confine the attendance at tho univer sity to students who make their own way through, or perhaps to those who have to borrow money with which to secure an education." Of course, such a restriction would evoke a loud popular protest, but at the same time la a state university like Nebraska's, maintained at the expense of the people, It la a shame for young people fortunate enough to be there to throw away their op portunities, which others would give much to have. finding the war a heavy drain uf.on their resources of every character and both must see more dreadful consequences Impending upon a con tinuation of hostilities. It. is possible and probable that President Taft has already indicated through diplomatic channels a readi ness to make this offer whenever our mediation is acceptable. That time ought not to be far off and If our country proves to hold the mission of peacemaker there surely will be no reluctance In taking up tho task. After examining the books, Wall street finds that It has not the heart to declare a panic. Mr. Bryan is returning home by way of Washington. He must set things la order there first. It is pure nature faking to speak of a presidential bee making honey at this season of the year. Tho Pullman company need not fear the nine-foot bed sheet law so long as it persists In giving a six-foot berth. , Boston democrats "want Foss to succeed Taft," says a headline. Why try to give democrats what they want? There will never be complete peace In India so long as there are so many Gaekwars. Here, put up that club! Party treason curely Includes the engagement of a republican cam paign manager by a candidate seek ing nomination on the democratic ticket. My, but Champ Clark must have a good chance for the democratic presidential nomination. Ills chief factotem, Senator Stone, when asked for an expression on the subject, said: "I do inot care even to dis cuss It." At any rate, j ex-County Commis sioner "Jeff" Bedford should be credited with being a wise guy. lie knew when to say adieu without waiting for his bout to hand him his hat, which la knowing more than some others. How fortunate that Nebraska has furnished the nation its astute dem ocratic senator to save us from walk ing blindly Into a trap In the arbitra tion treaties. The list of the world's twenty greatest men will now have to be revised. Postal Civil Service. A bill Introduced by Congressman Norrls bringing tho entire Postofflce department within the classified civil service Is In line with President Taft's recommendation for relieving the executive of the appointment of post masters by making their tenure per roanent. From the synopsis given to the press, some of the details of Mr Norrls' bill may be decidedly de batable, but tho twofold objective point of Increasing the efficiency of the service nnd eliminating tho post offices as a factor In politics Is the same as Is. sought by the president. Right now, and every four years for that matter, all the" changes are rung by the opposition on the charge that the party in power, and pnrtlcu larly the president In tho White House, is misusing this official pat ronage to continue In control or to name his uccessor. Of course, we would be confronted with this eltua Hon whether the occupant of the White House were a democrat or a repuuncan, ana wnetner lie were seeking renomlnation for a second term or endeavoring to pave the way for a successor of his own politics faith expected to carry out the poll cles he 1b pursuing. With President Taft committed to complete postal civil service, congress could, if It would, take htm at his word by enacting a law for that pur pose right now before the time for (he selection of delegates to the na tional nominating conventions. Un fortunately, it Is Idle to look to con gress to do anything of the kind, for tho lower house Is dominated by the democrats, who favor civil service re form only when they are In posses slon of all the offices. So Congress man Norrls would have to work near-miracle to succeed in pushing his bill, with or without modlflca Hons, through and luto law at the present session. i ne marquis 01 uueensuury an nounced upon leaving Kngland that it was forever and that he would be come an American citlien. Ho evi dently likes the space rates he has been getting over here from some of our newspapers. Wiilroads Callyi?; for Capital. When two or three years ago JanieB J. Hill declared that the rail roads would require $2,500,000,000 of new capital within the next five ears to meet the demands of traffic growth and expansion ho was re garded as extravagant in his utter ance, but It appears from subsequent developments that he was not far wrong. The report of the Inter state Commerce commission for 1910, the last available on this sub ject, shows that In that year alone the railroads Increased their bonds and other fixed obligations $501,- KS4.408 more thai) the total for 1909, and that capital stock In creased almost another $500,' 000,000. Last year, 1911, was noted for similarly heavy requirements and 1912 Is expected to sustain the ree ord, so that the best judges of the situation believe that Mr. Hill was well within tho line of probability with his estimate. Mr. Hill Is not ever very far off when It comes to Judging of the needs of the railroads of the country. Few, If any, are furnished with a keener or more far reaching perception. The New York Times brings out the Interesting fact In this connoc tlon, that "unless all signs fall, It will bf'ome Increasingly difficult as time goes on for railroad corpora tlons to pledge their properties o creditors, or to Issue more certlfl- cstes to property owners," becauso of the tightening grip the law la tak ing upon the security issuing power. But, as the Times observes, the rail road, armed with convincing facts and not depending simply on plaua- lblo speculation, is not likely to meet with serious difficulty in float ing necessary securities. For the railroads must have the money to enable them to supply tho country's needs for ever-expanding transports tlon facilities. Ample causes have justified restriction upon 1 stock watering, nn'tbe government must not pe censured tor doing what con dttlons of safe business and finance made imperative, but at the same time real wisdom is required not to hamper uselessly the legitimate de velopment of railroads, the largest Industry in a land of nearly 100, 000,000 people. Our district judges have sagely decided that there Is no law under which they can appoint a public de fender, although the desirability of doing so Is conceded, and there Is no question that it would save a consld erable sum to the taxpayers. There Is, however, no law to prevent the Judges from appointing the same at torney to -defend all the indigent prisoners who cpme up within tho year, with the distinct understand ing with him that his total compen sation allowance shall' 'not exceed, say, $2,000. Of course, If the Judges prefer to conttnue the costly practice of distributing these appointments among favored and needy lawyers there is no law to stop them. Police Judge Foster announces that he will begin daily butliieas a half hour earlier than heretofore. If he would hold court about one hour each midnight the accommoda tion would doubtless be moru appre ciated by his customers. Senator Rayner of Maryland and Senator John Sharp Williams of Mississippi, both democratic mem bers of the senate foreign relations committee, favor approving the ar bitration treaties as submitted by the president, but, of course, they ought not to count na against our erudite democratic henntor frefm Nebraska, who takes the opposite Mew. If the "ugly rumors" about the Police board are to be lnvcbiigated, uo repetition Is wanted of the pros pective whitewash of the paving scandal, Unless the Inquiry were to be made on the square It would be useless to waste time and money on it. Our state dairy Inspection depart ment wsnts to extend Its work to in clude the testing of condensed milk brands. We are under the Impres sion that we have a state pure food department charged with that duty, and, if so, there should be no need vt dapllcatloo. America as a Peacemaker. Should America offer to mediate tho war between Turkey and Italy? Turkey," Italy nnd the t'nlted States are bound by the terms of The Hague peace tribunal, which provide that, "It Is expedient and desirable that one or more powers, strangers to the dispute, should, on their own Initiative and as far as circumstances may allow, offer their good offices or mediation to the states at vari ance." I'rging that, "If it is ever de- , slrablf to offer mediation, If the circumstances allow, this Is the time and theno( are the circumstances," The Outlook points out that there Is nothing lu the way of America's per forming this office. It further shovs that America Is the one great power that can most conveniently per form It. since Kngland, France, Germauy, Spain and Hussla "all have luterebts which would cause both Italy and Turkey to look upon their proferred mediation with some suspicion." Turkey, as further mentioned, has already asked for mediation from Kuropian powers. It, therefore, uuld not consistently object to our proposal and there Is tio reason to believe that Italy would, but on the contrary there Is every reason to believe that both governments would cordially accept our offer, If they are disposed to accept media tion at all. . Both belligerents are That St. Louis athlete who fought five detectives is living proof that It pays to develop one's muscles. o ftoldlerlnif oa tho Job. Pittsburgh IHspatcli. The I'nltmt Statea (supreme court con tinues to woeri aside procraattnalory pro. ceUure. There U to he no more of this roiulnit around to see tho Job and going Pink to the shop for the tools huilncBsi In the practice of law Lt-tore the iup:cni tench. Slake a oc. of It. Philadelphia Record. NVe truat our manufacturers Jiavo read the UiKpau li announcuiK that "the Zrmatvo of the uuvrrnnu'iit of Yolhynta today adopted a rexolutlon declaring" a boycott against American noodj" he caue they are not likely other ImT to have the matter brought to their attention. r m m a lijookindljackwQnl Ibis Day in Omaha COMPILED FROM DF.r. FILES ' J AS. 0. LtJ Thirty Years Ago The Entre Nous club's German takes front rank In the brilliant social seaaon. ho favors came all the way from (inn- her of rh;caito. The dancing was led by Mr. George E. Jewett. assisted by J. fiharp, Moae Karkalow and Ed Pock. Twenty couplra participated as follows: jcorge E. Jewett and Miss Dollie Mc- 'ornilck, N. Crary and Mlsa New-comb of yitlney, Joe It. Ihmer and Miss IIot of L'tlca, John Carrier and MIhs Mollle Urownwn, William E. Annln and Mis Dora Jx'hmer, William II. Wilbur and Mlna Carrie I Jama. Major Furay and Airs. Kuray, Hobert U GarlU-hs and Miss Mora Ilalcomb, J. C. Bharp and Miss Carrie Ulahop, Morn Karkalow and Miss MJnnle lUthardaon, Charles McCormlck and Miss Grace Chambers, J. Ware Pouter and Mlas Mattle fiharp, I 8. Heed and Mrs. Heed. George Patersnn and Miss hear C. Wakeley and Miss Clulre ltustm, W. A. Itedlck nnd MIhs Anslo Berlin. W. F. McMillan and Ml Emma Paddock, E. P. Peck and Mrs. reek. The nrlvl- eg-ed spectators were Mr. nnd Mrs. G. F. Meyer, Mr. and Mrs. Ed Baled, Mr. and Mr, fchlverlek. Mrs. Itlchardaon. Mrs. McCormlck, Miss Anna Crary. Mr. Itlchard Carrier, Mrs. Ilruco and Mr. K. F. Bonsall, Jr. Dr. S. D.Morcrr, chief gurffeon of the Cnlon Pacific railway, ennounecs that all employes ef that company who desire to bo vaccinated free cf charge will call at his office, 1018 Harney) street, between the hours of 1 and 2:" o'clock on Mon days, Tuesdays and Fridays until Feb ruary 1. The funeral of the late Mrs. C. 8. Chase took place from the family residence at Thirteenth and Dodge, conducted by l an MlllspauKh. The pallbearers were Judge H. Wakeley, Hon. George W. Doane, George Thrall, Ilerniun Kountze, J. J. Dickey and Henry W. Vates. The prospectus is out for a new educa tion Institution called the Omaha Acad emy, under the ptincipalshlp of Miss Anntu E. Thomas, with Mlsa Fannio E. Walkor as assistant. The academy will for tho present make uso of the parlors of the Christian church, and In addition offers Latin, taught by , Rev. M. M. Blaney;. Frenrh, by Miss M. M. Bar bo, German, Prof. James Wilson; painting, by Miss Fannie Wilson. I.Hlle Robert Houck had his bead and face badly hurt by falling over back ward in Ids hlghchalr. Twenty Years Ago Tho six-day bicycle race at the Coliseum had narrowed down to one Englishman, an American, a Hootchman and an Irish man, ranking in the order named up to the 100th mile. Senator Paddock left for Washington. Ho Intended to labor hard for Ms Otoe land purchase bill. A meeting of the property owners af fected by the proposed cut and paving of Douglas street from Sixteenth to Twen tieth was held at the rooms of the Real Estate Owners' association and a com mittee consisting of Henry Pundt, Guy C. Barton and Dr. Grossman named to wait upon Edward Rosewater and the New York l.lfe Insurance company to see how much of a cut they would assent to. .One of the most beautiful afternoon af fairs of the winter was given by Mrs. C F. Catlin at her home, 17M Dodge street, in honor oT her sister, Mrs. E. A. Taylor of Colorado. Miss Catlin was assisted In keeping the tally of games by Miss DundyvHlss Moore and Miss Lorlng. The iirsi prixe was won by Mrs. John M, Thurston, the second by Mrs. Gallagher and the third by Mlsa Mellona Butterfleld. ins Misses Wallace entertelned at luncheon in honor of Miss Beckwlth, hav ing as their guests aside from Miss Beck with, MIhS Nash, MIhs Rawles, Miss Chambers, Miss Brown, Miss Clara Haw ley. Mlsa Mary Hawley, Mlsa Jessie Mil lard. Miss Barber and Miss Wanton. Mr. and Mrs. Weasels entertained at curds in the evening these friends: Messrs. and Mesdames Wakeley, Irlt chott. Morsman, Cowln, Barker, Wallace Grant. Richardson, Bennett and Dean uaramer. Ten Years Ago The board of education cuts salaries pruning ine city superintendent's stipend uown irom w.euo , te 3.a Carroll O. t'eurse was superintendent. The high school prlnjlpai was cut from $2,400 to W.1W. similar reductions were made all along the line, down to the kindergarten teachers. Robert Smith attempted to get through a resolution reducing the school year to thitfy-six weeks and the kinder garten term to only a half day each day, uixlng that this would effect a rav ing of a,0in. The comptroller's report showed that It coat ll.lU.ia.U to run the city of Omaha (luring tho year 1901. G. E. Yates of Lincoln, who was In the city, joining with thousands of Ne- braHkans, declared lor himself and the bent people of Lincoln, that Savafro's pardon of Hartley was "an outrage and incxL-onable. President James Whitfield of the West ern Bujw Bull league, came up from KAiixa City and unfurled the banner of defiance li I'realdent T. J. Hlckey nf the new American aaiociatlon, declar ing he could not plant a team of that orsanisatlon in Omaha. One hundred and fifty Canadian edl tors arrived In Omaha enroute to Cull fornla on a special excursion. Gen. Charles l Manderson left for Chicago, to proceed from there to Wash ington. Colonel Russell P. Harrison, who had been visiting his family in Omaha, left tor the tatt. . A son was born to Mr. and Mrs. L. F. Crofoot. Mrs. E. P. Peck left for the eust, ac companied by her son. Lyman Peck, wno returns to t. Paul's school. In Other Lands Side I.lahta on What Is Traas plrlosf Anion the Near aad Par Matlons of the Barth. Natlair at the plBol. St. Paul Pioneer Pis. The democratic congr'iH aved 11I7.0X) In alunes of useless employes. That help lust a Uttlj in reducing . proposed ap propriation of STS.oO.WM In additional pen sions. Sfti.uiO.uM for public buildings and a few other Incidental expenditures that appear tu have the democratic Indorsement. leloas fire ut Claptrap. Chicago Tribune. The Htory that President Gumpers stood on the flag to shim his contempt for it at a radical labor meeting In California will not be believed by any sensible American until It Is proved beond a doubt as to all Its rlivumstances. Mr. (lumpers la not a fool. Moreover, Mr. Gomprrs Is yet to be shown to be lacking In patriotism. Both would have to be true 1( this yara Is true as given oyt. A Profitable lnvriluml, Buffalo Exprens. Miss Ellen Htnne. who was ransomed for over $00,000 A Turkey, has announced her intention to Teturn to that country as a missionary. The Turkish brigands who once found her 'so profitable an invest ment will probably sit up and take notice Three Moaths Ahead ( Tim. Boston Tianscrlpt. The report that comes from Washington that a boom Is under way for ex-Vice I'resldeut Fairbanks for running mate for President Taft rather kuggests that some of Us authors have confounded the flrt of January with the flrxt of April. A some what similar story, started a few years ego, in which Mr. Fairbanks figured, greatly to his astonishment, was the coln cge of a practical joker and was accepted so eagerly by certain of the news mongers that one cf them sent It out without the qualification that formal announcement would be made on February JO, People Talked About (rent Britain's Neir Year. The new year opens up in Great Britain with a cheerlem sky. Popular unrest. UHuaily indicative of progress for better ment, t:ik?s on the disquieting phase of passionate rancor in which Industrial strife, politics and poverty are the chief elements. The Ktilkc la the cotton mllla of Lancashire over the mploynient of two nonunion women, Is likely to Involve 2.7,0ri operatives, ntenslfying the dis content and dlstre.es prevailing in the labor world of the kingdom. At any moment a strike lmons miners may bo precipitated, as their dispute with em ployers over a minimum w.iRe ncars the breaking point. Doctors are organizing war en the provisions of tho sick and unemployment Insurance law, which threatens to diminish their Incomes. Tlic problem ef dealing with poverty con tinues unsolved, despite the old ago pen sion system already in operation. London alone disbursing $19,OW.00O for the enre of tmunrrn ilurlni: the Lift year. "The sense of weariness and almost despair,' writes T. P. O'Connor, M. P.. "which is comlns over tho country at tills continual unrest Is bound to produce grave political results. The. steady-going ruclal conserv atism of England, vvhlcli aireaoy naa begun to be alarmed by Lloyd George's arinir finance bill, becomes more restive as the laboring men advance their de mands though many of these demands aro justified by the hipher cost of living and other conditions." Tory politicians naturally charge all tho evils of the day o tho party in powr and promise an era of prosperity and good will if the voters will return them to power. The ffect of such political pabulum Is se-n n the loss or tnreo nut-mi iof seats In recent hy-eieciions. j minimi r notable for Its success in dealing with Industrial as well as political disorders, supported by party divisions bound to gether by mutual self-interest, may de pended to find a way to disperse the lowering clouds which ushered in tho new year. Pension Frauds in Germany. Dr. Ferdinand Fi iedensburg. lately re tired as president of the German senate, In a brochure on the operations, of the Imperial Insurance office, relates typical natan.es of the eagerness of people to to reach the Imperial treasury through the pension system. All grades of false H pretense are practised to obtain some thing for nothing. Dr. Frledensburg says: "Pension lies unblushlngly Involve even family life. "Attempts are made, over nd over again, to transform the wife Into the employe of her husband and the husband Jnto.the employe of the wife, as circumstances my demand; brothers and sisters become servants; even children, not yet 4 years old, are alleged to be regularly employed In agricultural pur suits. In bis old age the man who has retired from active life again becomes a plowboy, and the mother-in-law, who has been received Into the household, is meta morphosed Into a nurse girl. This latter transformation becomes especially popu lar since, when the Invalid and old age Insurance law went into effect on Janu ary 1. 1891, persons who had already reached the age of 7 could receive pen sions only after proof that they had been engaged In an occupation entitling them to Insurance within the three years previous." Every child killed, Dr. Frled ensburg reports, was the "sole support" of bis parents," gave his parents every pfennig he bad and himself lived on air." A farmer Injured going to church to pray for rain Insisted that he was engaged in an agricultural pursuit, and therefore, entitled to a pension. A peasant who had Infected a finger, while undressing her child insisted that the undressing was an agricultural pursuit, since the child kept the geese. Manehns Well Heeled. Examples of thrift among rulers on In secure thrones or presidencies have not been lost on the Manchu princes of China, Reports from Informed sources assert that while Premier Yuan Shi Kal begged for means to finance the army and save the dynasty the princes declined to fouch their huge hoardings, estimated at from HO, 000, (ioo to I00.000.0uo. This Is not in the form of Jewels, but in hard metal, both gold and sliver. Vast sums are in the various coins, gold and silver, while the rest is In bullion. A great deal of the bullion is in the form of what is krXwn In China as "silver ' shoes," the name arising from the fact that the silver U cast in blocks somewhat resembling a woman's shoo. Tho conviction Is general both In China and abroad, that the prince are clinging to this hoard In the expecta tion that they will need it in maklr.i; thelt escape from the country in the event of the success of the republicans. Of course if the emperor abdicates as, Indeed, he Is already reported to have done a large share ef the hidden treasure w'U be taken by him and tho empress dowager. Besides the hoard In the Imperial palace there are In Peking- a great number of vast for tunes held by Manchus. These, like the Imperial princes, have refused to coins to the rescue of Y'uan and the government on which they have fed for centuries. Venice's tr Camunnlle. Venice's Campanile. Is so near comple. tlon that the angc which surmounted it Is about o be hoisted to its former place. The angel was shattered when tho tower collapsed, but the pieces have been put together again. Tho head, arms end legs are of solid bronze, the body Is made of plates of hammered copper and the whole flk-nre weighs I.I'JO pounds. Instead of being fixed, as it was before, it will be set on a. moving base so that the out spread wings will make it act as a weather vane. When It is In position the angel will be regllded. The cost of the work is paid by Pope Pius X as a girt to the city whore he was so long i-atrlarch. . Japan's I.uaU of Debt. Japan has Just struck Its annual bal ance sheet, and the figures tell an old and sad story. Before the wur with Rus sia the debt of the empire was only 1205, il-,500. Now It is 1.1os,M1.ko. or an Increased per capita fruin $6.11 to $5. To. A billion doltuis of Indebtedness is not a lu ivy loan for such nations as the t'nlted Slst.s. England and Germany, but It Is a staggering burden for such a poor nation as Japan. And the event to which that burden Is felt is Indicated by the fact that there are now 70.000 Japanese In prison, while the number of suicides dur ing the year was 10,000, these tragedies loxgeiy due to the Incerase In the load the people are carrying. The r slng Bun of the Chinese is not inclined to walk the floer with the setting son of the Manchus. A Pass and a Bird are booked for mar riage In a Massuchesetts town. By the mere pronouncement ef the minister, on Ihe occasion the bride ceases to be a Bird and becomes a full-flcdRed Bass. The annual budget ef M.noaoOO just ap proved for Chicago Is expected to keep the municipal machine going during the year. An average of $25 a head Indicates that Ihe Windy City is pushing into the high living circuit. Boston threatens to curtail the activity of the sob squad at the coming Rlchrson trial. The audience Is to be limited t j counsel. Jurors, witnesses and newspaper reporters, unless present plans are up set. In the hands of woman rightly nerved the hot water bottle beats a short arm gun. The daughter of Colonel J. A. WatrouB of Milwaukee shied a bottle at a burglar, missing his head by a few inches, but tho scalding water caught him be neath the collar and sent him on his way screaming. The leap year boom is gathering size and power ns it moves over frost bitten territory. Two Missouri Judges of the marry I nif brand and two rural Justices in Illinois have placed their names on the roll of fame started by a Chicago squire, each agreeing to tie tho knot gratis for every woman who yanks a reluctant bachelor to the matrimonial altar. To the wood, eh man, -or surrender. GREf? AffD GBOASS. "Big-shy neems to wear a look of set tled gloom." Yes, poor fellow, ne can i nei When he was a boy his mother made him wear Fsuntleroy curls." Cleveland Plalndcaler. Church Whst nmkes you think Flat bush Isn't right In his mind? Gotham W hy. when 1 cal.ed there yes terday I found him in the cellsr oiling his gas meter. Yonkers Ptatesman. A FABLE. Calcutta (India) Capital. The hen remarked to the muley cow. As she cackled her dally lay (That Is, the hen cackled): "Its funny how I'm good for an egg a day. I'm a fool to do It, for what do I get? My food and lodging. My! But the poodle gets that, he's the house hold pet, And he never laid a single egg yet Not even when eggs were high. The muley cow remarked to the ben, As she masticated her cud (That Is. the cow dldl: "Well, what then? You quit anil your name is mud. I'm good for six gallons of milk each dsv. And I'm given my stable and grub: But the parrot gets that much anywsy All she ran gobble and what does shu pay? Not a dribble of milk the dub'. ' But the hired man remarked to the pair: "You get all that's eomln' te you; The poodle does tricks and the parrot kin swear. Which s better than you kin do. Tou're nncessury, but what's the use Of ncwallln' your dnllv part? You're bourgeois; work's your only ex cuse; Yo't can't do nothln1 but Jes' produce. What them fellers does is art." I 1 IEP0SITS made on or before January 10th in the SAVINGS DEPARTMENT of the UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK will draw interest from January 1st. THREE PER CENT Interest is paid on savings deposits and COMPOUNDED SEMI-ANNUALLY. Funds may be with drawn at any time without notice. The combined capital and surplus Is $1,400,000.0. It Is the oldest bank In Nebraska. ' Established In 1856. United States National Bank of Omaha, Nebraska at T. Barlow, President. O. W. Wattles, Vloe-Vres. V. B. Caldwell, Vioe-Pres. VT. . Bhoades, Cash. O. r. Haverstlck, Asst. Cash. S. V. Morsman, Asst. Cash, jr. O. MoClure, Asst. Cash, a. H. Yates, Asst. Cosh. Open on Saturdays Until 0:00 P. BL Congratulate Ponce de Leon He may not have found the Land of Eternal Youth, but he did find a land where we men of the north may renew our youth, when the skies at home grow gray and the mercury sets lower than the sun. The Kansas City-Florida Special will take you to this win ter playground in the short time between tonight and the day after tomorrow morning. It is a complete train ol electric lighted sleepers, Fred Harvey din ers, electric lighted coaches Uavas Kansas City, daily 6:15 p. an. Arrives Memphis ' m' Arrives Birmingham 3:45 p. m. Arrive. Atlanta " 920 p. m. Arrives Jacksonville..." 70 a. m. Trains Irom points north snd west mske good connec tion Id Kansas City with tbis splendid new train. For tleket sleeping esr res rratlons, and s freecopy ot a besutliui book about Florida, call en or write Frisco Ticket Office, Waldheim Bldg. 1 1th and Main Sts, Kansas City. J. C L0VI1IK, DivUise Puieer Agest, Kisses Cy. and baggage car. 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Boata Dakota, ISoiio, Washington, Tsxas oad Wyomisg, ana preparing- to enter Illinois and Michigan, afsa capable of products; the best class of business wanted as State Maaartrs aad bullet tors. look vr ova azcoao. Home Office: Brandeis Building, Omaha. Neb. Telephone Dougias 7021. eV 1