.. . j I jij i in II iniipffl i in liii ii in iiiwsHisaiisMsissi iiihm i rniMT'-ii"i iiiwuMiinwniiwMiwwn iimr-iai tttw wiwin mm mi niMwrMWuniiiii i mm mm i.j im i a i n r 1 i -------mm "mmnmm,mimm Till: 11KK: OMAHA, THURSDAY, PKCEMHKTl 7, 1911. . ThKOMAHA DAILY JJEE '-,) n i)i:nn v k. pwai ti PriVS kvva t k h vi rroii m icv. t k rki ifo n ' kkk ' mTEM n ii 'Tj-a iTnam""an"iTtt h i Knternt at Omsha posiofflce a seoorid rlass matter. j n:iiMs hk st Hsriiii'TicN. Sunday Her. our year t? V , atuiflav lirr. ono yrnr $l.vi I 1 1 y Tire mltliout Puixlsy). one inr.lftl jjally Hf and Sunday, one yor 4.(10 1 1K1.I KKKD HV t'A RM Kit. SKvenlns lire iwlth Sunday), per mo...a $aJly Fire (including (Sunday ) per mo : 5'll" fee mlthnut Sunday), per nto....f Address all cnmplalnl or Irrrgularitles jn delivery t'l Cltv 'irrulatlnn Lept. f RKMITTANCKH. i Remit by draft, rprs or postal order. ' Yayable to The I'ee ruhllshing company. nly !-rent stumps rerelvt-rt In payment of amall acootinta. I'erannal rhuin, e- ept on Omaha and eastern exchansa, not iu'eeptod. i iFKIl'KH. rmaha-Tlie Ree Building. Sontli Oivmha !H N. St. -omrl muffs, l.'i Sriitt .at. I.liunln Little Hutldins. fhlrago 154H Murnurtte Bulldinc. Karsss t 'Itv-Reliance Building V.w VorL!J Went Thlrt v-1 h Ird. Washington -75 tourtrmth St., N. W. O iHRKSI'ONDF.N'CE. I'nmmunlratt'tns relating to new and dltorlul matter should be addressed malii Hee. Kdltorial 1 mpartmrnt. KOVKMBKR CIRCLTI-ATION. 50,573 Wate of Nebraska, County of Douglas. DwlKht Williams, circulation manager of the Mrs Publishing company, being clulv sworn, says that the average aaiiy , , ImilAt'nn 1-as sDolled. unused and re- turn'-d coplna. for th month of Novem ber. JCT1, Til M1.S73. DWITIT VILMAM, i Circulation Manager. iiiV,.-T!hd 'n tiv rreaenre and "worn to before mo th!a Cth day of Iecember, 19U. iMfnl) ROB1ZRT iit;?rrr;K. Notary Iubllo. Nhirrihfra leavlnc the fit? temporarily should have The Dee mailed to them. Address mill bo rbtagra as often rrqueated. How about your shopping all done? This McNamara cm ought to-be a big boost for the camera and dicto graph. lie may be Underwood In Ala barn a, but he Is overboard in Fair , view. A popular movement for safe and aane Christmas shopping would bo quite In order. Next on the boards for Omaha is the Sheep show, which prom lacs to be all wool and a yard wide. V "Ex-Senator Dubois says Champ Clark has proved a success as party leader." Who Is ex-Senator DubolsT .j Francis E. Leupp, who got that interview with the president, now ranks as the star reporter of the Out look. i And now they are after Mr, JtJryan's contributing editor for gov ernor. Folks just will not let these 'contributing editors alone. ' We are sorely disappointed at our 'old friend, Sherlocko, not getting In first on this McNamara confession, with Link and the other boys. i ' .; If Omaha folks forget to shop It Wur.be because this orange belt weather reminds them so little of the Christmas time. Seeing how much has already gone :in lawyers fees, Is it any wonder that they are reluctant to let u;o of rail that water works litigation? ; I That confession bomb on the eve of election must have reminded Job Uarrlman of another famous man of lils given name. .': Julius Caesar, Alexander the Great, Napoleon, Cromwell, Wash ington, Bismarck, Gladstone not one is great enough for Mr. Carne gie's gallery of fame. President Taft can lay claim to being something of a message writer ; whenne draws compliments from democrats and antl-Taft republicans alike. Perhaps the government might know now more than it does about the blowing up of the Maine If tt had put Detective Burns to work on the job. Senator Bailey is bark with his motion to saw off until 2 p. m. each day. When he retires, this over worked public servant may be able to rest up. , Of course thaCllutfc excursion party to Text, which Jnclude ex tiovernor , : ghallenbergef- Mayor "Jim," Kdgair Howard nnj John a. M a her, will not even tuentiom demo cratic politics euroute. Mr. Bryan ran the last democratic national convention by long distance telephone, but bis recent conversion to wire'.es suggests the probability cf a newer method for the 1912 gathering. y The president's message ou trusts 'coca not please Senator Hitchcock's democratic ueweijaper. Just what tuo president would have had to say. to evoke democratic applause is not gpeolfled. , Judge Bordwell is entitled to the thanks and appreciation of all right thinking people for bis merciless ex poee and pungent repudiation of the aide claims made in connection with the confession of the Mc.Namaras. Kuth a castlgation coming from the bvach, itself, win have a mighty good elect upon the public mind. -1 v . - - The Treiident on Trust. President Taff's triiRt nifaflge to congress will rsnk among bin strong est official utterances. It elicits even from democrats and opposition republicans praise for its effective ness. It is, hs to statement of fact, clear and incisive, and as to convic tion and conclusions, fearless and emphatic, setting forth the adminis tration's jKjllcles on the great sub ject under discussion without equivo cation. The president commands new respect for rigidly adhering to bis original endorsement of the supreme court's Standard Oil and Tobacco trust decisions, insisting, against the tide of contrary criticism, that these rulings do not depart from previous judicial constructions of the law, but that they rather serve to clarify and emphasise JTormer dicta of the court as 'well as the fundamental princi ples of the. law itself. Mr. Taft has never had any patience with the plaint that big business could not tell when It was violating this law, nor with 'the unreasoning demand for severer strictures on industry than this act provided. The mesauge, marked as it is by a rare courage and candor, should be reassuring to business, big or lit tle, and to every Interest that wants to obey the law. The president be lieves himself right In giving prece dence to the trust question instead of to the tariff, as his democratic friends would have him do. With out disparaging the Importance of the tariff before this congress, it should not have superseded thin pre sentation of the trust and trust de cisions. The only reason Chairman Underwood and the other demo cratic leaders say it should Is be cause they would like to embarrass the president's tariff board, which is yet to report, but It was not lncura bent on the president to discuss this report first. Coit of Service. "The consumer pays $1, tbe farmer gets SO cents," says Secretary Wilson, and asks who gets the dif ference. This Is a favorite form of argument among socialists and oth ers who complain of the "parasites" of society as consuming the Increase In cost between producer and con sumer. The fallacy is apparent to any who will give tbe problem seri ous consideration for a little time. If the producer could hand his wares directly to the. consumer, with no Intervening agency, the CO cents would cover the cost. But the con ditions are such that this cannot be done. The much-berated "middle man" must be reckoned with. His service is just as essential to the consumer aa is that of the producer, for' through him Is the distribution of the produce of the farmer and the manufacturer made possible. And it is the cost of this service' that adds to the price paid by the ulti mate consumer. Transportation In Its various ramifications is tbe service that can not be dispensed with In "bringing producer and consumer together. All the long list of charges that may be grouped under this head are to ba met; profits must be taken by other than the producer, taxes must be paid by all, and when the Items are aggregated the wonder will be that the consumer gets for a dollar that for which the producer is paid but SO cents. And the transportation service is now so thoroughly organ ised that Its efficiency may be ad mitted. It la not improbable that la some respects It is costing too much. For example, the grocer who under takes to deliver his wares over a territory greater than half a mile radius is carrying too great a load, unless he adds the cost of the-additional transportation. Similar fac tors occur In connection with other aspects of the problem. Summed up, tbe extra cost to the consumer Is due to the extra service rendered. If the cost of living is to be reduced, the cost of service must be lessened, or the service must be dispensed with. Uncle Sam to Save Hunters. The grim reaper reports prac tically as good a harvest of hunters this year as last. The season that closed' November 30 couuted 100 killed and thirty-seven wounded, as compared with 100 killed and eighty-one wounded last year. This annual loss of life during tbe gaming season Is back of the at tempt to devise some means of pro tecting the ulmrodd from themselves, and to this end tbe biological sur vey, under direction of Secretary of Agriculture Wilson, has donned its thinking cap to work out some sort of plan that may be recommended to the states for their adoption. It1 is admitted that the best resulU will have to be achieved through state legislatures, but the federal govern ment will help promote the good purpose. Records of this kind are always necessarily Incomplete and more or less approximate, but these ar exact enough to show an appalling loss of life from unnecessary causes. Men eertslrJy ought not to be deprived of the excellent sport of hunting, but by a little sane caution that Is. a little more than they habitually ob serve they can protect life, better without Impairing the sport snd they should do that. The records show that a Inrge proportion of these ac cidents happen when hunters accom pany each other, and another large proportion through carelessness of one kind and another. Tbe country has made such ex cellent headway with Its i-afe and fane Fourth of July propaganda, that it may well hope for success in Its hunter protection movement, and if that succeeds measurably, per haps it will not be too much to ex pert results In cutting dowij the number of foot ball victims each year. The Rusiian Passport Treaty. Already congress has before It a bill Introduced by Senator Culber son proposing the abrogation of the American-Russian treaty of 1832. This is tbe treaty which provides for reciprocal rights' of residence and travel on the part of the citizens of these two countries, and which has been ignored by Russia for forty-six years despite persistent protest lrom Americans and their government. This treaty, under date of April, 1832, 'was negotiated by James Buchanan, as American minister to Russia under President Jackson, and Count Nesselrode' of Russia, who seeras to have been about the only iiussian omciai ravorabie to such a compact. It was the outgrowth of Mr. Buchanan's mission to Russia to negotiate a treaty of commerce and navigation, and in its very first clause the treaty took up the pass port question. December 18, 1832, It was signed by Buchanan and Nes selrode and transmitted to Secretary of State Livingston, who had sue cceded Martin Van Buren in that of flco, and February 22, 1833, It went from President Jackson to the sen aie, wuere ii was ratified. It re ceived the signature of the president on April 3, 1833, Just one year from the time it was brought forth by oucimnan ana iNcsseiroae, and on May 11; 1833, became operative by the final exchange of ratifications. It was not until 1865 that any question of the treaty violation by Russia arose between the two coun tries. From that day on every sec retary of atate down to Mr. Root, took most emphatic ground against the Russian discrimination between our cltleens. and Mr. Root's mild treatment at first of the case In 1905 met with such a storm of remon strance that he revised it and made It more vigorous. It was on this treaty violation by Russia that Mr. Blaine, while secretary of state, made one of his most memorable ut terances, and it Is said to have so completely covered the situation as to have left little for his successors to say. ' It Is no demand) on the United States to abrogato this treaty that It may punish Russian subjects In re taliation, but as official notice to Russia that it can no longer with Impunity disregard our rights and her own obligations. As everybody knows, the dragnet in- vaatlgatlon of explcwlon and fire, after a lapse of month, left the case aim ply one ot mystery. For half a year It was plain to all observers that circumHtanceH were favorable for the batching of a plot agalnat aiich union mm as should be se lected ail the object of Otis' diabolical re venge. aompera' annual report to the American Federation of Ijibor. Well, the mystery, at leust, has been cleared away nnd to all observ ers It is now plain that tbe safest plan Is to let the due process of law take Its course. In funoy, sunny Spain there is nothing funnier, than right here In funny,, sunny Nebraska. When an Insurgent applies for an appointment as postmaster and falls to land, the cry is that he Is shut out because he does not run with the machine. If his application Is honored, and he se cures the appointment, tho cry is that he lias sold out to the other side. The catch-'eni-comlna--eateh. 'em-going coon trap is not in it. It strikes us that Injunction against tbe Water board selling the 18,250,000 ot water bonds la en tirely unnecessary, for have we not the signed fend solemn assurance of every member of the Water board that not a dollar more of the bonds will bo issued thau is absolutely necessary to complete purchase of the plant, and put It lu proper con dition to supply present needs? The sudden interest evinced by our old friend. C O. Whodou. lu the size of the pay check drawn by Clark Perkins as secretary of the State Railway commission, dates only from the appearance of said Perkins ut a meeting of Taft republicans. If Mr. Perkins had only attended Mr. Whe don's La Follette meetings, he might have escaped so much limelight. Champ Clark, so his press agent says, has bctn. working Incessantly for three years to bring about har mony in the democratic party. That explains, then, this entente cordiale between Mr. Bryan and Mr. Harmon and the various other leaders and factions. What's this? Tbe town council at Ashland putting a ban on slot ma chines and other games of chance? We thought Omaha was the only wicked city in the state, yet Omaha has not tolerated slot-machine gambling for years. Booking Backward I Ills On v InOmnlin COMPILED FROM DTK FILM PEC. Thirty" Veers Ac The aecond fir test of the new water werka came off today, before the coun cil. Mayor Boyd and Chief Galllgan. A more animated scene than that at the noon hour In the vicinity of the opera house could be hard to be imagined. In addition to the flrt and engines, the coronet band of the Grace Oartman com pany serenaded the party, and Mrs. Nel lie Hurk'e rode by on a magnificent grey horse, which pranced and leaped about sufficiently to show that the little wo man In navy blue velvet, who sat so gracefully on Ms back, was thoroughly Ms mistress. . Clark's hall was crowded with a meet ing of the land league te listen to the report of the delegates to the Chicago convention. Honorable Pat Murphy pre sided and C ha Hee Hanley and Pat Mul len were chosen secretaries. The speak sis Included Messra. Jonh Ruah, M. Don ovan, Rrennan, Nichols, Callan and Ford, The record of games played by the Union Pacific base ball club during the season of 1881 shows that the club won every game to the total of 11 runs and forty-one by opponents. "A showing equal, f not superior, to that of any amateur club In the country." "Oysters as cheap as the cheapest at Nichols." card of thanks by the brakemen in the employ of the Union Paclflo In con nection with the death of William J Harlby, la algnad by M. W. Riley, War. ren Hurlburt, M. D. McDonald. D. J. McDonald, J. W. Bcott and A. Henry. K. J. Ramge Is advertising for a lost phaeton cushion and whip, Twenty Years Ago The Hundown club held an Interesting meeting the subject of discussion being suicide. Rev. John Gordon and Dr. A. F. Jonas were the leading debaters and R. B. Peattle. Thomas Kllpatrlck and Mr. Charlton also took part. Councilman T, J. Conway left for Pala Alto, Pa., In response to a message an nouncing the ' accidental death . ot a brother. The Fifth Ward Kickers' club had an Informal run together. Uncle Joe Red' man occupied the chair when he was not Introducing resolutions, and John Jen' kins kept tab on the proceedings. Ed B. Williams and family left for Florida to spend the winter. City Superintendent Fltspatrlck an nounced several Innovations he had for the public schools. He proposed once a year entrance for beginners and twice year for high school pupils. J. J. Johnson of Johnson & Co. was In Sterling, 111., when he heard that his firm was In financial difficulty. He ob tallied a special train on the Milwaukee and orders for a clear track from Gen eral Sterling and then came home at the rate of sixty-five miles an hour. Jake Price, charged with murder In the first degree, for the killing of Fannie Tate at Fifth and Pierce streets, was arraigned tpr trial in Judge Estelle's room In the district trlct court. Ten Vpjara Ac, Mrs. Horace U. Burt entertained a small dinner party In the evening, i The "enlargement In every sense of the word" of the manual training department of the high school was on the tapis for the Board of Education. - i Friends of Nelson C. Pratt,) republican candidate for congress, held a meeting at Idlewlld hall, where short speeches were made by these men: E. C. Wolcott, A. H. Willis. I. O. Barlght, John Orant Frg. W. H. Elbourn. H. E. Ostrom, Theodore Johnson, W. J. Hunter. JV, R. Homan, J. L. Jaeobson, B. 11 Batl. E. O. Solomon was chairman of the meeting and George A. Ostrom aecretary. Charles F. Stockham died of heart disease at his home, im North Eighteenth street, at 7:30 a. m. He was 32 years of age. lie bad retired In apparently good health and spirits and was found In be labored breaths at 7 o'clock by his wife when she tried to arouse him. She called his brother. Captain W. E. Stockham. and he summoned Dr. J. C. Moore, who by that time, found that death had en sued. 'Mr. and Mrs. O. WUnJnger celebrated their forty-ninth wedding anniversary with a dinner at their home to a few friends. Joe Dolan. the ball player, who with some other young men, was enjoying the nice white snow,- accumulated enough of It to form a good ball, and when Offloer Wooldrtdge came along Joe, poaalbfy thinking he w trying to steal second, drove the bull for him. It knocked the officer off hl-)(eet and the crowd yelled. "Take your base." He did when he re covered eJid took Joe along with htm, though by that time Dolan had hit him again not with a snow ball. People Talked About Wild deer are reported in some parts of Missouri and western Iowa. Aa both states are minus an open season, green hunters are rendered immune to buck fever. United States Senator Simon Guggen heim, sole representative of Colorado In the upper bouse, gives due notice that he will not seek re-election. His term ex pires March 4, mi. Charley Haskell of Oklahoma is being groomed for the United States senator ship. Boosters of the former governor confidently assert ha bas the nerve to take the aenatorahlp from a blind man. With his fine facilities for piping fea tures of college life. Mr. Crane of Chicago will uutke an appropriate exhibit of the feat of a Harvard student who kicked a foot ball thirty miles in eight hours. Mr. Crane's kicking department Is outchuaed. A MisKourl court holds that It la per fectly natural for a person to show curi osity about the contents of a will which whets the expectations of heirs. The bandaged dame occasionally peeps over the lid and Interprets heart beats. Jack Blnns. the "C. Q. D." hero of the wrecked steamer Republic, has over turned In the New Tork court of appeals the ruling of the lower court, setting aside a verdict for damages agalnat a moving picture concern which exploited bis deed without permission. The wlre lea operator got Judgment for t? 600. The Morton named next to Shakespeare In Andy Carnegie s Hat of twenty m. mortals was the first man to vse ether as sn anaesthetic. It may be recalled that the steel truat promoters were stuplfled when Andy doubled the value of hla plant over night and made the figures stick. The laird of Cklbe Is g.a eroua to his friends. Hie BecS LcilcrBc ox rAMHl.. M flaail.1l OMAHA. Dec..6.-To the Editor of The Bee Last nlabt's tianee enntftlnnl an edi torial In regard to Mr. Randall as a disciplinarian, which im 1ntir tn nnth myself and those who heard him during me prison congress requires further ex planation. The Minnesota state reform school at ned Ving has been In the limelight for several years and the Inmates of that In stitution have at various times been given an opportunity to air their grievances Inspired, no doubt bv thla far! mrwmm In. mates of the state reformatory, which is tne institution under Mr. Randall's care, trumped ud a set of charr. --,. the management, which the Board of Tusieee cnaracteriiee aa yellow and ram bllng tn character and dea lint In VAnp. alltlee. The article was found in th. n of one of the Inmates and minded over to Mr. Randall, who Immediately had copiee or It sent to the Bosrd of Trustees wun a request for Inveatla-atinn. "W were thus." to quote from the board's oinciai report, "put In the unloue ti tlon of having a complaint made by a superintendent of his own Institution." Accordingly the board Investigated all the charges In detail, with the result that not only was Mr. Randall completely ex onerated, but most highly recommended as one who has "at h - - PL or Intentions for every young man at uia msxituuon; a man of broad views, a believer In as little nunlah UlAnf east rtia. slble. large hearted and sympathetic with " wno win listen to reason and be bus eeptible to betterment through kindness.' As to the hose beta nnii-H n tain Inmate, which was one of the com plaints made In the aj-tfrU f.. n .v.. cell, that happened seven years ago. end wa aone without Mr. Randall s knowl edge by an officer learning of the unusual circumstances wucn seemed to make It necessary, Mr. Rndall approved of it. Th inm.i. i. question was confine in . .n. - ... n -viimiy V-Jil, . -uuuu-y m.i tne reformatory adjoins the h-' ici over wnirn mor. v. i v , aw men nve their open front rooms. A noisy man in tne solitary rtlntnrh. ,h.i .1. particularly In summer when the windows of the solitary and of the quarters are open. The tnnn In question had disturbed the men for a long time.' Finally they win.pia.ini against him Maltha suasion nor threats of nuniahmxn ....n. Then a physician was called to cxamlna mo me disturber's mental condition. After leaj-nlnr that h. m.. .., ... - yuiviy from motives of meanness and all other mean, naving railed, the hose was applied with the desired results a fi. -.,..- clothes were changed, he was placed In - ur, ceu ana no rurther disturbance waa made. "In a few mmi, i Randall, "it may be said that this is an u..u.uai metnod, to be resorted to only In extraordinary caaeH. mnA h.. used but once during my administration years, in which I have had charge ef over 1,000 young men." . MANFRED LILLIEFOR3. First Christian Church. International Peace. ' LINCOUN-To t h A VM! trie tu. n Since the publication of a letter signed - m.vuy o, representative cltlsena In your paper asking for the names of those Interested In organising a Nebraska brand) of the Am.ri,-.n . ... - w uuieiy, a number of persons have raised the question as to whether the names of women are wanted. The committee is m.u,. .. w j j nave ii understood aa widely as possible that the names of both men .h , - -viiioii are desired. All persons Interested In Inter national peace should at once send their names In to the nnar.i.. . u, Q , llJ14. jvireauy about one hundred have done this. per- """ outwent communities can helD -w..u.B , uniB oi names. AK.MUH I. WEATHEItLY. 1834 South Twenty-fifth Street. Im Behalf of Senator Atdrlca. OMAHA. Dec. S.-To th- "I - - - - utw. ui i tie e: x have nnti-d -.,,, .,... . articles tn regard to Senator Aldrlch and . iomi it might be well to write a " in nia oenail. All of ua have our fault- k..t r ' i wu tviivii we consider that am-i..-. . . --- u-o u-rn me chairman of the senate finance committee r i-remy years, we can only con elude that he must h-v- h.n . ,,! . . J, mui- n nonesi. ana the peer of many other brilliant senators or he could not ..v- remained in that exalted position The writer has been w-n - .. -v4JllCO with the senator In hla official capacity and with every man of 'oh.t.... he has been an attentive listener .and a .v,r, vu me suDject under consldera tlon. Wool-the averar. mn m... blame Aldrlch for th- hi-i. .-..j . schedule. The facta hardly Justify this . IBUl, as i think I heard them and aa I have since been 4old by ... w anew, were something like in. eo-caned sheep senators and the woolen-manufactiir-- ""-.vi u, were in Unison with the ao-r-n-H i . nwiru AB' soclatlon of America, (if I have the name right.) and had.' the votes to pass the tariff rates of their wn making, aij. f.ua in. executive orricer as chair man of the finance ing in charge the tariff bill made the motions that carried it thm,,k . - mi sen ate. It la a question which may never be known what rates th- n,- have made If he had been given the initiative in iraming the bill. Currency reform bill.-After two or three years of assiduous work by Aid rich and bringing out th- k , bill for our country that man has ytt devised, and after the Bankers' conven tion recently held in New Orleans gave """"" approval, one vote excepted, now comes Individualism and progres slvlsm and attempt to tear down, criti cise, etc.. when not nn- e v, . - - .r;ii nan or can give any Idea of how to construct a better method. if every man has his say as to whether it should rain or .nine, com or not any given day. then we would have no weather at alU J. W. M.. a Merchant. POLITICAL SNAPSHOTS. Cleveland Plain Dealer (dem.): Mr. Bryan of course deprecates any attempt at humor on the part ef those who com pare the ship that carried iln to the democratic party. New York World (dam.): When Speaker Clark says that after seventeen long years the democrats are at last united he forgets that Mr. Bryan'a ship is equip ped with wlreleae telegraphy. Indianapolis News (Ind ): Mr. Edison's scheme for a statesman to make a cam paign with a talklng-motlon picture ma chine Instead of traveling around the country on tbe rear platform of a train making himself hoarse, might work all right, but what would ba the fun of It? The man who Is generous enough to serve the people In public place generally finds tbe limelight rathsr congenial. LUTES TO A LAUGH. "They say Cash It. who hes hwome the social maanate of the town, was once sn elevator boy.'' "Ah! that arcounts for It." "Accounts for what?" ''H,s facility for taking some pvp!e up and ff taking others don."-Baltlmore American. "A woman's convention, eh? What do women know about enthusiasm? Now at the last national convention we men cheered our candidate for an hour." "That s all right." said his wife. "We threw klsse at ours for slittv-seven min utes by the clock. "Louisville Courier Journal. "John." exrlalmed the Inebrnted prin ter's wife, "when you rome home In that condition at this unseemirifrly hour 1 hardly know what to call you!" " 'At's awright, m' dear," cajoled the printer. "Jus' put me in the 'too late to classify' department." Youngxtown TelegTam. "I noticed that you didn't ask the min ister's wife to play bridge. Of course she wouldn't play, but It seems to me that common polltlness might have Impelled you to ask her." "Oh, fudge! Shed play fast enough, but she thinks we don't know the game." Cleveland Plain Dealer. "Some people make an Immense amount of noise about small matters." "Yes." replied Prof. Hlbrow; "a lot of ua think we are cerebrating when we are only celebrating." Washington Star. "I see that old Blenklnsop wears motor goggles all the time, lias he a car?" asked Wilks. "No," said Jiggers. "It's merely a esse of autosuggestion. By wearing those goggles and sprinkling his handkerchief with gasoline Instead of cologne he things ' ITyS A Sa fr av B ufi rr Absolutely Pun Makes Home Baking Easy No other aid to the housewife is to great, no other agent so useful and certain in making delicious, wholesome fooda The only Baking Powder made from Royal Grape Cream of Tartar II No Alum tio EPOSITS made on or before s P December 10th in the SAVINGS DEPARTMENT of the UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK will draw interest from Decem- ber 1st. THREE PER CENT Interest is paid on savings deposits and COMPOUNDED SEMI-ANNUALLY. Funds may be with drawn at any time without notice. The combined capital and surplus is H, 400,000. 0. It Is the oldest bank In Nebraska. Established In 185G. United States National Bank of Omaha, Nebraska ag. T. Bartow, President, a. T. Raversttok, Asst. Cask. . W. Wattles, Vloe-Free. a. P. Morsman, Asst. Oaaa. V. B. Caldwell, Vlee-Pxea. J. O. MoClure, Aaat. Oaaa, W. 2. Aboadea. Case. O. H. Yates, Asst. Cask, Open on Saturdays Until 9:00 P. M. AUTOLOAD RIFLE - Gfosfaii IfP Ik he conveys the Idta that he haa One.' Harper's Weekly. DREAMING, Tom Daly In Catholic Standard. I hate to read of millionaires. Because such reading seems To hypnotise me utterly And start me dreaming dreams. Hnw many times I've figured out What I'd be apt to do If I were In that fallow's place And had a million, too. Of course I d use my fortune well. More sensibly than he. For I'd give ten er cent at least To worthy charity. Another ten per cent would go To help along a few Of my deserving relatives Whose bills are overdue. And then my duty to the church: Of course a goodly share Pay. twenty-five' per cent or so Would be devoted there. I'd give this latter quietly, Insisting that my name Must be withheld, that none might kno? Whence this donation came. I'd only let the pastor know He'd have to know, you see Becatien my name upon the check Would show It was from me. 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