Ik ...no 4 1 1 1 K -OMAHA Sr.VDAV V.KK: XOVKMMKli 1011. Tm: Omaha Sltnday 13 km OI'NDKH 1)V LPWAUD KOSKWATKll. VHTim RiWKWATER, EDITOR. f.niered Ht Omaha poetofrice second mutter. , ,..TKR.MS OK SUBSCRIPTION. miav pee. one year Jl.Vt tturday lice, .ne yr 1 50 ai; Hff (without Sunday), one frar.14 (( 'ailv, Itee and Sunday, one year $6.00 . DELIVERED BY CARRIER, vr-ning li twith Sunday), per month. SS ally flee itticludlng Sunday), per mo..' allr Hee without Sunday), per mn....4jc Ait-irwn all complslnts of Irregularities . l delivery to City Circulation Dept. ' . RK.MITTANCE3. r.rmlt x draft, fjprwn or postal order, syeble lo. The Boa Publishing company, nly s-cnt stamps reeelYed 1n payment f small aceounl. , Personal checks, ex 'Tt on Omaha and eastern exchange, not ceptcd.- . OFFICES. i irnaha The Bee Building. South Omaha-iaiR N ht. Council Hluffn 15 Scott St. !,l In l Little Building. . 'hlcago -Cei Msriinette tlullotng. Knn-n I ity Reliance Building. Vew York-" West Thirty-third. Washington Tl. Fourteenth St., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to new and lltortsl matter should lie addressed maha Bee. KdltorlAl Department. OCTOBER CIRCULATION. 50,703 Ml of Nebraska, County r-f Pu'JCIh. a. tnvlght Williams, circulation manager f the Bee IMihllshlng company, bing uly sworn, says that the average daily irculatlon. less ppolled, unused and re iimed copies, for til month of October, II, was i,WX DfflCII? ff 1 1.1,1 A VP. Circulation Manager. iKscribe d In my presence and sworn to "fore ma this 1st dsv of November, lull. :.-cal.) ROBERT HL'NTKll, Notary Public. Salisrribers lelriaj 'the city Irrapnrarlly ahoald hare Th Hen mailed to tfcera. Address will tie cbaaed as often as requested. The luan with a vision Is at least ho man with a put-pone. Christmas shopping would all bo lone early If that were all there wai o It. Still, Mr. Bryan has not yet named .Hon B. Tarker as his Ideal candl- i Champ Clark is coming to the mine end all congressional Joke iiuiths have met. It Is a 100 to 1 shot that tar-roofed Rousts will never become popular In Shady Bend, Kan. i - Yes, It is fortunate that Thanks i siving day comes before the rocon-t-enlng of congress. :'' In sighting life do not make the j mistake of putting the large end of 'he telescope to the eye. ' While iu South America Mr. Bryan may look over the row of empty presidential chairs. Fair-minded. men must be mighty scarce Jn California, according Clarence Harrow's definition. to Kveft Mrs. Pankhurst, lu defining ' lie law's use of the term, man, ad mils that man embraces woman. A Missouri girl scratched oft her list a young man who referred to her jm a '-lous." Do you Lluiue her? Oklahoma's best day,, we are told, iuo nncau. it w'ouia he very (lis t'Oiiraglug tp think they were behind. v nat is tne use to worry over un oilier revolution, in Mexico if that is to be the norniul condition of that ountry? Dr. Wiley haa a free hand now an.l u.ay give the adulterators of drugs and food the bitterest dose he ran (ompound. "h'l up to you. Mr. President," 'eiluinjs Mr. Bryan's Commoner 'Well, at any rule, It's not up t you, :.lr. Bryan. It may alreudy have occurred to ibe Shady Bend tar experts that It Is i good thing they did not reside In M ijtltsippt. last August. i.var.YOt.jiii wuuld bo y If people .iid ui. !y riifh to huhatlun a tluy do o fire. Washington I U raid. To intercept, their rate to fire is fi iiurpose of ralvation. h. going ever the country uttach .ns ihe Owens 1,111 and school mel htil inspection, Senator Works of 'alifomla evidently proposes to cor ner the Christian . Science vote, any- Vd. .' . 'lliiit bea god ought to have l:n-wn i tiii-r than try'ta scuttle Mr. Bryan's ih;;i.lte has gotus through three ;-.!.! Uiut make this one iu the southern valets look like a little si:ia n. Senator Hitchcock's newspaper iaivc- .Ueue with Mr. Bryan's asser tion iL.-.t the rule-of-roasoii decision ',( the uireme court nullifies the sttfrmau anti-trust law. The rift liojJna and deepens. A French professor has discovered Eappbo was a virtuous, widow "ur kept a boarding school. ' The M oth will triumph in the end, and ,- 'u :t a fUi. chaise the madam has K.r sotue cuty slander libel suits. M i . I'ankliurst quickly ;'lvered that f,lie was treated better In the raited States than -she was la her i utile British title. Another case of a i l ow lit-t, or prophetess rather, more l.tiiiottd atroitd than at home. Going; Into Debt. One often bears It said that a man must go Into debt before he can pet head In the world. Tut tn another way, It Is Haled that debts are needed to stimulate Industry and thrift, and many examples arc cited of successful men who have made money through borrowing monry. In business, going Into debt Is the rule rather than the exception, he cause the amount of capital needed varies from tlirce to time, and the usual practice f to secure an ad vance to be repaid out of anticipated revenues. Men also go into debt when they buy property with' de ferred , payments represented by mortgage or other evidence of debt, which really means, bowever,v that only a part Interest Is purchased with the privilege of buying the remain 'der. But, individually, moat people who have bad experience with debt bur dens try their beat to avoid such obligations. Going Into debt may be an Incident to the conducting of suc cessful business, but going Into deht for personal expenses la a costly and unsatisfactory habit. Where going Into debt reflects living beyond one's means, where the debt represents waste or luxury, or consuming to- i morrow's sustenance todny, It usu ally becomes a 'dead weight impossi ble to shake off. It is like a rolling snowball that growa larger from ac cretions faster than It melts. Going Into debt to meet the expenses of sickness or misfortune, or .Involun tary idleness Is bad enough, but going Into debt willfully, with eyes open and no assurance of speedily getting out from under, Is many tlmea worse. What the haudlcap of debt is should be impressed upon the mind of every child In the home and at school. The road that begins with debt too often ends In the poorhouse or the ceme tery, and freedom from debt Is worth more In peace of mind than riches. Some Peculiar Notions. Many Intelligent people who ought! to know better apparently entertain some very peculiar notions about the function of the newspaper. Some of these people have a no tion that the newspaper la a free carryall, under some obligation of unwritten law to open Its columns without price to all their fads and hobbles, and even their abuse. They write letters to the editor calling him every vll name they can think of, and if be refuses to give publicity to their outpouring Imagine they have a grievance. Others write long-winded resolu tions, or frame up lotubastlc procla mations, and instead of printing them as dodgers or circulars lit their own expense, call upon tho 'newspa pers to pay out good money to put them In type, and bring them to tho attention of tlie public. Some deluded people have the Idea that by associating two or three like mluded individuals together under some high-sounding name professing a public purpose, they thereby acquire a right to supplant the editor of the paper without first a quiring Its own ership. Many other misguided persons fall utterly to draw the Hue between ! what Is news and what Is advertising and think they should have unlim ited space for their own profit or no toriety, which a merchant would have to pay for at so much per line or per inch. We submit that a newspaper owes a duty to the public, but it does not owe unv duty of self-abnegation to self-seeking correspondents. When a paper U enllHted In a good cause it has a right to go about accomplish ing Its purpose In its own way with out submitting to unsolicited dicta tion of self-constituted interlopers, and ao far as The Bee Is concerned It proposes to proceed along these lines In the future ns It has In the paBt. College and Farmer Bov. The point ha been made thut the farm Is permanently losing too many of its boys who go to college. Am bltloua nurtured there, lead them into tho city when they have finished their course aud the farm, which needs tbeiu, must look elsewhere for recruits. It it could get them from the. city In sufficient number the interchange might be, undoubtedrc wouhl be, wholesome to our national life.. Tho city lad has much the country needs and the farmer's boy is a tonic to urbauity. If the buck-to-tbo-furmera could figure out a way to atrlke a balance between these they certainly would be doing well. It Is apparent, of course, that the boy turns his buck on the farm aud his face to the city because tho city bus more attruttlons that appeal to the adventurous youth. The boy In college has longed for wealth, or power, or position and he has con ceived the notion that he can get them iu the city, but not in tho coun try. With his diploma, therefore, he hastens off for town. Later in life be may hunt his way back to the farm, but the promoters of this cutirprUe are doubtless correc t In aaylug it Is not safe to depend on bis return. . . But hat is to be done? Surely the country boy must not be made to give up college or university. The nation needs the educated farmer boy. The remedy does not lie In de terring him from seeking a higher education, but rather iu trying to equalize mote nearly the nttractlve I i.ess of life on the farm and In the I 14t hv a natural nrnins. I'nr It was a naluntl process that sent the boy from the farm to the city in the first place. Formerly tho economic pros perity of the farm was not as great ts It Is today. Then v.e nre not vexed with tbie problem. It comes, then, along with a lot of others In the natural development of the coun try. So the trend of modern improve ment the newspaper, the telephone, hv library, the automobile, the good road, dally mail deliveries these for example. Is steadily mov ing toward the farm. In time It will attract more and in the current of migration It will, undoubtedly, bring back many young men who left tho farm by way of the college. Mean time the numerous agricultural col leges are pouring out not only coun try boys, but town boys, as well, Into the rural communities, fitted with scientific knowledge to make practi cal tillers, of the soil. Again, the Good Old Timet. A writer In the St. Louis Ulob Democrat recently deplored the pass ing of the good old log-cabin days, of which he said: If one suffered It u a second nature fur all others to offer the baud of fra ternal kindness. If perils came, ail rallied to the defense. In the log cabin home there wera times tvhen not a cent of money could be ratted, but there were forms of wealth there that will glorify log cabins for nil tinio and make them worthy of enshi Inement beyond anything Identified with tlm Parthenon. Tho Christian Science Monitor, agreeing with this fine senttmeut as far! as it goes, adds: They ero days of Independence. Ths Individual never cmim nearer kingship In the t'niled States than ho did when all the natural resources of a new coun try danced attendance upon Ii1m in the backwoods. He could ,draw upon land, forest, nir or stream at his full pleasure, and hla drafts were honored, lie could come or so. with no one to let or hinder. The world seemed to be all his; at least, as much of It wis bin as he could con veniently make use of." He had neither purse nor anything to put In It; yet he had no need of money, for everything within sight was his, to be had for the taking. But the Monitor draws the prac tical lesson, out of this beautiful rhapsody teat men grew too' big for log cabins and found place and pre' ferment elsewhere. It might have said that even as to the freedom, In dependence and lordship of man, in hla kingly sway over nature and -all Its elements, it was not half as great then as It is now. Then the elements ran unbridled, largely, whereas to day they are harnessed by the con quest of man and ridden or driven in submission to his conquering will Where was your hydraulic and elec trie power, your electric aud gas lights, your oil as fuel and your air compressed Into power in the Rood old days? Man' is king aiifl a king is free. Man roves not only amid the kindly companionship of .these mighty elements of nature, but he rules them, he holds them In domin ion under his genius and his will Wealth is not the only distinction be tween the present and the past and the long-ago need lose none of its fancy and form to round out the mogulficeuce of the present. Affinities and Common Sense. Dr. Uobert C. Auld, the originator of the "Human Welfare as a Science" craze, calls ou this nation to con serve lis cltUenship, as it docs Its forests and mineral resources. He la abashed at the profligacy with which we throw away tho opportuni ties of building up a stronger race. He scoffs at our philanthropic efforts at reurlng better breeds of horses and cattle and preaches the impor tance of eugenics at us. Like all other scientists in that groove. Dr. Auld has his own pan aceu for the cure of this uutional de ficiency. It Is affinity. "Affinity, far from being a thing to bo despised and discouraged, is the condition that every human being anxious to make for higher standards in the sex relations should strive for," he says. "Affinity is the perfect condition of the humau relationship." Aud every husband should be his wife's affinity aud vice verse. So far so good. But the doc tor must admit the presence of one or two little ob stacles In the way of this beautifu: Idealism. If every youth and ever) maiden were" eudowed with tho genius of supernatural foresight and would act upon what that occult sense made plain, then. Indeed, this eugenic Ideal might be easily real Ued, but bow many, oh, how mauy, men aud women are deprived of this divine attribute! How many love sick pairs honestly believe they have made the only choice and yet wake up some day to learn that they could scarcely have made a worse one! The state, the parents, suxkcbU the doctor. No, neither the state nor the parents couid do It abso lutely though they might help for they do not possess this faculty to penetrate the future and discern what It holds. And, theu. there in that obstinute little cherub, Dan Cupid he always has had his own uay In such matters aud he probably always will. Try to talk to hlut on the subject of eugenics when he is negotiating one of bis matches and see how far you coma to "fixing" blm. There is nothing quite as per verse as the mlud of a uiau or woman in love. Common seube, it strikes us, Is a muc h more reliable and dependable element in such cases than this in tangible something they call affinity. Let parents continue to exercise all the sane influence they can In such matters and let the state do what it ran to head off mlsmated pairs and obstruct th marriage of defectives that Is well, but it Is asking a good deal at the outset to require each person to find an affinity before he weds. The truth is that affinities may be made; that is, with passions suppressed, with common sense and the determination to found a happy and substantial family altar, two per pons can get along all right without being what you might call affinities, or become such, without making" the race suffer for it, either. The Man with the Money. The all too commou habit to rail against the man with money le largely the result of thoughtlessness. If people took the time to stop and think of this man's Indispensabillty In every ordinary sphere of llfo they would be less likely to indulge this tendency. Wealth In itself is not a fault and should not suffer the bane of wrong. Prosperity, far from being evil, per se, is tho purveyor of untold righteousness. Capital and labor, as factors in the Industrial and social life, are Interdependent, and when they are not permitted to co-operate it la because of an ex traneous fault somewhere. Many a crown has been laid upon the brown brow of honest toil, and deservedly so. It is easy to praise the thoroughgoing and thrifty la borer. Why, because it is popular? Well, It Is right, but at the same time the meed of praise should not be de nied the honest man of wealth. Men may play to popular prejudice all they please in railing against the mau'with money, but they do it un thinkingly or insincerely. Commerce depends on him, industry follows his lead, untitled territory Is broken up and new lands colonized by him, homes are established, towns and cities and mills and factories and railroads built and maintained, and likewise schools and churches. But does labor not play its part? Of course, it does, and it gets Us credit for so doing, but too often cap ital goes without its credit. Our commercial club or chamber of com merce, in Its effort to build up the city, lays out plans for Inviting and securing new Industries. It spends much time devising ways and means of Inducing capital tho man with the money to como and cast his lot In the city. And every department of the city's life is correlated with this effort. If taxes get out of kilter, or the civic management of the mu nicipality goes too far wrong, or vice become rampant, or unsanitary con ditions run riot, the first thing one hears is, "That will repel capital." But the appeal does not end with business. It ts sounded by education, by charity, by even religious enter prises, themselves. Charity and the church may not unduly exalt the rich man, but they are pleased when he decides to favor their enterprise. It Is giving no ill or sinister aspect to say that thai college, the church and I eneficent institutions always seek tho friendship and support of the man with the money. ' . No one denies that this is right. But what Is all wrong is for people to humor prejudice against wealth as wealth, which ts not a prejudice at all, but ofteu a sordid sort of envy, to nurture which fosters the worst kind of class feeling, that has no place iu the life of this country. , A tie vote for mayor between the democratic and socialist candidates In Canton, O., was settled by the test of guessing the number of grains of corn in a eup, and iu this test the democrut proved to be the best gucaser. Here Is a suggestion for our socialist friends; let them put their candidates through a guessing school before starting them out on the political race' track. The total vote polled in Nebraska at the recent election is 223,380. There are In round figures 275,000 qualified voters in Nebraska, which means there were over 00,000 stay-at-homes, or nearly one out of every live. Not a very good showing of eulightcned citizenship. Colonel Roosevelt says that lu his recent pronouncement on the trust problem he merely repeated what he had often said before. Mr. Roose velt is one of the few editors who is able to use the same copy over again, each time with more telling effect. Beading in the natural history books that the turkey once roamed these prairies iu plentiful numbers to be had for the tuklng, does not soften the shock produced, when the tradesman quotes the present-day price. To a man up a tree it would seem that the express companies should be thankful for the velvet they have hud by staving oft panels poPt this long without Insisting on perpetua ting tho monopoly. By the way, what has become of those bankers who were so free with dire predictions 'about what was to happen as soon as the government Installed a postal savings bank system llikDnv InOinnlin V mmmrn m-r .mj ill w lliuiui r compiled i rom nr.r. filf-a i Thirty Years Ago- The silver wedding of Mr. and Mrs. P. W. Woodman wes commemorated by them with a number of their friend Fathered to extend congratulations. Among thoee present were Rev. and Mrs. Williams, tr. and Mrs. Moore. Tr. and Mrs. Na-on. Mr. and Mrs. Clark Wood man, Mr. and Mrs. M. II. Golile, Captan J am os France, Mrs. Uyrne. Mrr. Wood. Mrs. Kherman, Mrs. Hehlen. Mrs. Barney, Mri. Needham and the Jtls.-es Xeedbam, McShane, Doyle, Pay and Ctarstluc. The telegraphers are planning a hall for next Monday. The executive con)miUe In charge being made of J. J. Pic'.cey, L. M. Rheer.i, Thomas Curry, C. J. Small wood nnd V. Shucv. Omaha ladles have organised a Decor ative Art Sucicty. -t Hovd's packing lioute i40o.W0 has been paid out for hogs since October 11. Mrs. Hlmerai, mother of E. W. SlmeraU fell down the stairs of the Crelghton Work, having' slipped on a piece of coal. She dislocated her right ahoulder and Wui taken to Kuhn'a drug store to be cared for. This was another clay of demoraliza tion among the railroads. The Chicago, nurlington & Qulncy was five hours late and the Union I'aciflc and the Burlington southbound were both late In conse quence. The stub train on the Qulncy was also late an hour and the Kansas City train twenty-five minutes. P. O. Hull went home to s;iend the Sabbath with Mrs. Hull. Mr. nnd Mrs. Addiaon Jones have re turned from a visit to Missouri. F. W. Corliss of the Board of County Commissioners has-returned from Cleve land. P. K. Thompson, assistant superintend ent of the Burlington main line, went to Lincoln this afternoon. Captuln Maroh, first vice president of the Omaha street railway and general manager of the Cuming street barnr, has returned from Green River. Twenty Years Ago One of the most dellchtful Tlinnksalv. Ing parties was a dance given by Mr. and Mrs. F. Odler at their upper Podge street nome in honor of their daughter, Mlsa Flora Adler, who mHde her debut. Minn Adler welcomed the guests and the health of Mr. and Mrs. Adler was drunk In sparkling champagne. Fneeches were made by Rabbi Roxenau, C. P. Klgutter and Julius Meyer. Many friends from fn and out of the city. Including these were prefent: Mr. aud Mrs. A. Heller, Mrs. Hoatetter, Olbuquerque, N. M. : 'Mrs. T. Sehleslnger, the Misses Tlllle Tounililll, Baltimore; Jacobson. Erie, Pa,; New, Chicago: Carrie Goldsmith. Ella Heller, Mattle Polack, Dollle Polack. Tlllle New man, Blanche Hellman, Isabella C. Ad ler, Addle Newman. Sadie Bchleslpger, Clara Sehleslnger, Bettie Haas, Clara Rlndsknpf, Minnie Lobman, Olga Tevella. Hattla Becker, Bettie Sellgaohn, Messrs. Charlea S. Elgutter. M. Ounder. O. Del ches, Ben Rosenthal, Trauerman, Julius Meyer. Buttenstein, Ed Wessel, Alex Wesael, Martin Oberfelder. Simeon Bloom, Arthur Rlndskopf, Herman Ileyn.x Henry Langstadter, Rev. William, Rosenau. Kaufman, P. Rose, Samuel Sehleslnger! Dr. Charlea Roaewater. Max Relchenberg, Lou Relchenberg. Samuel Frank General Brooke entertained the bachelor orriceis at the gam son on this Thanks giving, The Jowa university foot ball team beat the Nebraska university at the Omaha ball park. 23 to 0. Miss Kate Gleason. a 19-year-old da mestio stopping with Mr. and Mrs. Heath, 2M2 Leavenworth street, was accidentally nht In the t-ye by a 12-year-old son of the Heaths with a twentv-two-oaMW curtrldge. The wound, though painful. nan not dangerous. Mrs. James Brown was buried t uii cpulcher cemetery, the funeral service being conducted by Father Bruen at St. f hiiumena a cathedral. Teu Years Agi Herbert A. Whipple and Mary C. Hod iler were married at 8:S0 p. m. at Seward Btreet Methodist church by the pastor, Rev. C. N. Dawson, In the presence of many friends, who with the bride and groom later attended a supper at the home of Henry Hod der on Davenport stleet. H. II. Reese. 1M9 Dodge street, reported being held up and robbed by two thugs of tt.ir. at night while on his way to the home of J. J. Myer. IT5J South Ninth street. Meeting the footpads, Reese asked the way to Myer's house and one of the men replied by thrusting out a revolver, while the other went through his pockets. Word came of the death of John A. ilorliach ou his Wyoming rauclt. He was one of the pioneers of Omaha, coming to this city In lhM, and be had been prom inent In the life of the city and state. Thomas Loftuss, from out In the state, blew out the gas In his state room at the State hotel on Douglas street and cheated death. It was purely au accident. Mr. I.ortusa lielng unfumlliar with the mys terlea of gas. Clerk B. P. Feltman of the hotel, iu making his rounds looking for open gas Jtta, got a whiff of what was emanating from the Loftu.ta boudoir and hastened to buist In tho door. Call ing' Police Surgeon Francis L. Borglum In time, the night clerk made It possible tor his unsophisticated guest to prolong hla days upon the land. A hot fire tn Hospe'a music iitore burned to the tune of t0.K.w. The South Side Whist club met with Mrs. J. B. Blunchard on Georgia avenue, pilars going to Mrs. Taggart and Mrs. Crlckmore. 1 l.lttle More Proof Needed. Philadelphia Record. That the orient is adopting the cus toms of til Occident with astonishing ftpldtty is UlUFrated by the elojiemont of the mother of the Chinese emperor with mi actor. Now If a royal princes will elnpa with a chauffeur or a driver of the imiMM-ial camelK. or something of that port, we shall conclude that Itipllug was wrong und the east and west have uiet. Aaulker Hlovr for Hworkera. Indianapolis News. The anta Claus knockers have re ceived another blew. By order of the postmaster general, the department will receive litters addressed to Santa Ciaus and undertake their proper delivery in Meud of reuniting them to tlm senders markfd "address unknown." which, of ci.urae, aiwajs u a wholly uncomui cii.g t-taumtnt. Do mm Uet the Idea f Baltimore American. An Iowa professor auggeata as a remedy tor the higher coat of living to work the farm. The remedy la so simple it Is a wonder no on thought of It before. '"ipAfeS-KSv. -;; '?.' c5V If DIAMONDS Invest in ii diamond and They are. steadily advancing in price. Making an invest ment now, you will be thankful for many years to come. Oue-qitarter carat, white; up from ...$30.00 . Une-half carat, white; up from ....'.$62.50 One caiat, white; up from S175.00 CARVING SETS Three-piece sets, heavy bone handles and high grade steel blades. ' ' $.50 Carving Set., now $1.89 $3.00 Carving Sets, now .$2.90 $10.00 Carving Sets, now .$6.25 My Christmas purchases of Watches. Diamonds, Cut Glass and Rich Jewelry are now complete a small deposit will hold any article in my shop until Christmas. m mm k or, ra mm m rs blwsw v mr - jcsb o EDITORIAL SNAPSHOTS. Washington Pout: We shall not believe In the success of the Chinese republic v.ntll we see Yuan Phi Kal wearing his shirt inside his pants. Cleveland Leader: Now that King George and Queen Mary have left Eng land for India, William Waldorf Astor will probably feel compelled to live In Germany or Russia for a while. Cleveland Inter-Ocean: Nell McMullen of Willow Island, Neb., while tearing down his old store building to make way for a new one, found M.5C0 In gold and silver that hejiad hidden lit odd corners and forgotten. Mr. McMullen Is 80 years of age and a bachelor. The last statement amply explains his financial absentmlnd ness. Philadelphia Bulletin: New York is said to have 700 moving picture shows, and it la estimated that the cinematograph has lnci eased the number of theater-goers throughout the country by 15,Cfl0,000 in five years. This must make a fairly re spectable table Item In the Increased cost of living of ths community, which finally resolves Itself Into the cost of living for the Individual. Baltimore American: The Federation of yeomen's Clubs, In session In New York, has put itself on record .as vigorously opposing the deadly hatpin. This resolu tion Is timely and the reverse of trlval. Women with long hatpins are a positive and deadly dally menace. Loss of sight and loss of life have already been the penalty of this foolish fashion. When women themselves take It up. It la to be hoped the whole sex will see the danger and cease wearing these sharp stilettoes SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. Washington Post: Virginia Methodists declare that card playing and dancing led to the downfall of Beattle. Is the cigarette going out of style as the uni versal scapegoat? Washington Herald: A Pennsylvania clergyman was robbed of his sermon by a pickpocket,, who subsequently returned the manuscript. The only religious thing a thief likes Is the collection. St. Paul Pioneer Press: It is announced by a St. Paul minister that he will here after refuse to perforin the marriage ceremony for women In his church unless they are fully garbed. They mtist have strange fashions in St. Paul to make such a rule as that necessary. Chicago inter Ocean. The Rev. William B. Millard of the Morgan Park Congre gational church preached Sunday on "Ten Commandments for Daughters." He warned daughters against gossiping, loud speech, bold manners, the use of alcohol, Imitating the "fine lady's languor" and allowing mother to wash the dishes. But his first commandment was: "Thou shslt not deceive thy mother." This practi cally Includes all the others provided that the mother Is all that she ought to be. People Talked About The Arliona Bachelors' club, !&0 strong, volunteers to go out of business If the giO widows of Pasadena will cross over the range and mate up. Could gallantry go further? Several men In New York are drawing fat Incomes by simply lending their names as directors to vaiious corpora tions, one In particular netting US.tH") a year. The sis of the pull attached to the name determines the rakeoff. By a decree of the appellate court of Illinois persona divorced lu that state who defy tho lesal probation of one year and marry in another stato. returning to Illinois to live, are assured that the marriage v certificate Isn't worth the paper. Hundreds of affinity hitches are thus cut loose. A Cincinnati woman teacher of domes tic i-clenee boldly declares that the hiah coat of living can be knocked In a vital rpot by simply banishing table luxuries and knuckling down to spare diet coning an average of 1. cents a day. Nothing Is said as to whether life on such terms is worth living. The capricious Missouri Is ploughing its way toward Lake Contrary, a body of water that bears to St. Joseph, Mo., the same relation that I.ake Manawa does li Omaha' and Council Fluff. Formerly both lakes were parts of the river channel. But the Missouri, like (asliion, hankers for antique beds. Down in Peterson, N. J., two police men, unable to serve awarrant on a dis. turber. turned the Job over to a husky woman volunteer policeman. The culprit, hiding at home, dathed fur liberty when the Amaxon appeared and sprinted out of her jurisdiction. Borne mere men know when flight is "tb better part of valor " 1o thankful in after years. MOP BLASTS FROM RAM'S HORN. Trials are not sent -to crush us, but to lift ut. God makes some men strong la order that they may heln. the weak. Whether truth Is handsome or not de pends upon who looks Into its face. You can generally tell how much people love the Lord by the company they keep. You can find a dosen honest men to where you can find one contented one. A rich man may give the Lord too little, but a poor one cannot give him too much. Every man wrongs the world who does not do what he can for the public good while be Is In it. It Is not what we have, but what we are doing with It that sometimes makes the recording angel lay down his pen and think. One great difference, between a wise man and a fool Is that the wise man does his thinking today, while the fool puts his off until day after tomorrow. Some preachers have small success ,ln fighting the devil, because they spend so much time in sandpapering the club with which they expect to swat him. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES." Kate-The very latest is ths elastic gown. Maud Another style to make the men "rubber?" Boston Transcript. "Hello, hello, Central! Give me my hus band." "What number?" "Oh, the fourth, If you must know, you impertinent thing '."Judge. "When your wife sees this portrait of herself, my dear sir, she will be Blmplv dumb with delight." "Then paint me one to hang In everv room in the house!" Baltimore American. The yoting man was disconsolate. Sain lie: "i asaea her it i couiu see ner nome. "Why certainly," she answered; "I will send you a picture of It." Ladles' Home Journal. "Oh. I hear you are going to marry Mr Dashaway." "Yes; Just as soon as I get my de cree." "I congratulate you, my dear. He's one of the nicest husbands I ever had." Philadelphia Record. "What did that man mean by saying he would not be a candidate?" "He meant." replied Senator Sorghum, "that It's time for his friends to get busy and remind the country how much It needs him." Washington Star. "You seem to enjoy taking your wife to the theater." , "Yes," replied Mr. Meekton. "It In terests me Immensely to see Henrietta sitting absolutely quiet while a lot oi other people are doing all the talking." Washington Star. The base ball player gazed softly at her. "Would you sign with me for the game of life?'' be whispered tenderly. "That will depend somewhat on your batting average and your capacity for making home runs," she replied. Har per's Weekly. SERENITY OF AGE. Pall Mall Gazette. The world sweeps past me now, and other wars Set men aflame. The fights we fought forgot, the sacred I cause No more the same! The passwords of our day are dead and gone, - Or only found Graven upon the tombs that mark moss grow ii Our burial ground. Where those we foiigiit and those who fought for us Together lie Neglected, vimnuished. and victorious And none come nU:h! I juilKe not. nor condemn. How can I Juclse ,'' This aien a lie ith other thoughts and hepes? Why Fiiould 1 gruilee Their lot cr raire? One prsyer alone I make a humble one That 1 may Fit a little In the sun Kre I so hence. FAT WOMEN LINGER OVER NELL GRINXLEY PICTURES Nell, Ttiinkiey, wcl.uCi ful line artlft. draws solid fleh.l titir. who also are purely aristocratic in line. In so doing he Ik the Osputi- of r.H :rt:s.s and fatttsh I ladle:-. The point s.e Illustrates Is that j urisK.cracy of linuro Is not founded on I sklmiiness, iiut on proportion, in this there Is ho:e tor ".lumpy" fat folks. 1'iuler your f.t ' u lire, firm-flesh fls- iii e. It H yoii; the fat Is an overgrowth. tiicovcr that firm llish and your line, evil) be puie and f:ne compelling, as Ilrlnkley's gills are. Prove this by melting off that foolish Tarnient of tut. The process Is aim pie. 'lake only one Marmola Prescription Tab It rt aitrr each meul and ul bedtime. This w i do you good, ns well as drop off the fi'l a ha'f to a iKiund a day. It will touch I lie cy with the marVe of fascination, point your wit. echerinilie your nwv.. t tenia. Le j ourtelf elevate your self-esteem. Marmola Tablets I made from the fa mous fashionable formula, 4 oi Mar mola. V- t'- Ii- Kx. t'aicara Aromatic. W oz. Peptei'iniiit Wairri are safe to u-e-r-absoluiely noninjurious. They are, also, reusonnble in price, a h rue cas-i drool the milkers direct, i lie Marraoia Co.. 433 Farmer Bldg., Detroit. Mich. I. or of any druggist, co-ting only seven! v-fW j cents. Adv