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THE PEE: OMAHA. THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 14. 191 1.
ft The rgee'g nne af azl rp p)a
Tha BEE3 cfizwor Birthday Boole
Men Who Helped to Make America
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rf the numerous fmlly ef Smiths, one
bearing the equally general name of
John was the founder of the Celony of
Virginia.
He, wai one of the Lincolnshire Smiths,
end ii born In Wtlloughhy in 1759. He
was so daring and adventurous during
hi school days that he planned a flight
to sea '
After his father death he was left In
charge of guardian, who. In order to
ielze hi little patrimony, encouraged the
' hoy to run away.
, At fifteen he left England, vlaited France
and the low countries, and entered the
French army. When tha fighting waa over
In France he Joined some other English
. soldiers of fortune In the armies of Philip
, the Second snd the duke of Alva, fight
ing in the Netherlands.
His llfo wan a varied one. He became
a hermit, and a student of Marcus Aure-
' llus and Machlavelll. Then he became a
pirate, afterward a traveler In Italy, a
fighter of the Turks, where he was held
as a slave until his escape into Rursia and
his return to England.
Hera he heard wonderful laies of th
New World, and was fired with a coloniz-
era ambition After long delay, he formed
a company, capitalized it. and, obtaining
a grunt of land from tin: crown, set out
'in December. lrt5, with l1'.". men arid three
rftall vessels. a
In April of the follow, ng year they
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Mis ari Pastor a Pooh-Bah and Trainer j
Fuller Swift, pastor of the Ironton (Mo.)
Ha-ptlst chuvch.-oditor of the Arcaaia Val
ley Enterprise, principal of the Arcadia
High schools, bandmaster, secretary of the
Arcadia Country club and horse trainer, is
given a nice boost by tha St. Louis Re
public. Believing that country churches could be
mora successful if they hare batter edu
cated minister who can obtain part of
their financial support from other line of
work. Fuller Swift has been giving the
theory a trial, and at the end of three
' year both he and his congregation say
that the arrangement has been a great sue
' cees..
Ha obtains his additional financial In
come from tha Arcadia Valley Enterprise
and from tha "Arcadia Heights school,"
started by himself.
Forty-one years old. the son of a Baptis:
preacher and himself an ordained minister
. of that denomination. Mr. Swift is demon-
straUng that the successful pastor In an
up-to-date country church should be a man
-with a college education and business abil-
' Ity enough to earn a fair income aside
from whatever" salary the church can af
ford to pay hlm. -
' For a long time Mr. Swift wanted to own
. a newspaper as a plaything,' and two years
ago bought the Arcadia Valley Enterprise,
which he is publishing weekly as a "dry"
i paper. He writes the' editorials and super
IT.
"Standing Pat" as
' "Wish 1 eouM attune myself to circum
stance and have the faculty of standing
1 pat with every one like Miss Clark," said
a morose little typist who had the faculty
of Job-quitting . pretty well developed.
"How nicely she can manage the manager
with her little masterpieces of smooth
talk."
"It's all right to be a standpat," argued
her chum, "but there, are always a .few
despicable ones. I like to keep shy of
-those who are always diplomatically nice
and agreeable under all circumstances.
Usually they have some little deal up their
sleeve which they want to pring on you,
and are always laying for a chance to
make it materialise in their own favor."
. At the other end of the restreom a typ
ical standpat of the so-called blarneying
ert waa exchanging confidences with her
chum. .
"Oh. yes, the boss Is awfully nice to a
person If you can shew him you have his
Interest at heart." she remarked a little
dolefully, "but don't you know as soon as
he shows preferment, other are there with
the long face and ready with their slurs.
"It Just reached my ear the other morn-
'Iftg. that I am having matrimonial designs
en the manager, also that the chief, being
a. mere figurehead under my influence, I
will soon have a substantial raise, and all
the deserving ones w'ho were expecting a
l!ft will be distinctly disappointed An
other thing I heard Is that I'm going to be
instrumental In dismissing two ' of the
' smartest girls In the office, who far sur
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Million Paid Each Year by Alimony Club
How much t kpeni annually in alimony
y the courts' decrees? At leat U.flOO.OoO
:n New York City, according to an artiele
by Thedora Bean in the L'elesram. And
how much Is used in various out of court
agreements? Little lrss than ll.OrtO.OilO
month, for the mart wtih. money pays to
have every obstacle between him and his
new happiness whether that h.ipplnefs
spells woman or freedom removed.
The divorced wife' of Howard Gould
draws the largest amount ordered by the
court, or KS.OuO a year; the smallest sum
paid for freedom Is 13 a week. nd even
the three-dollar man. though lavish with
the first snd second payments, grows
weary or bored or negligent and often has
te be summoned to the domestic relations
ceurt and asked why the severing of the
old tie wssn't worth the price.
If he doesn't answer in the language of
the law he gees to jail er Ludlow pri'on,
where alimony defaulters expiate their
moral snd financial deficiencies, and a man
may be sent to jail for a three-dollar obli
gation he has failed to meet- ss well as
for ene of three theusand.
"Do the men who A out on the alimony
trail grumble about the price?" waa asksd
of the clerk of t-ourt, who deals with- di
vorce matter
"Ninety-five per eent of them psy with
out a murmur; they seem gld to do It.
- Later, on their seal evidently vanishes and
some grew lax. but they know they have
to ettle er go to jail."
"Do men never receive alimony, or arply
for It?"
''Never heard ef It that I an exclusively
. foreign custom, which no American man
has adopted."
"Do women ever get as much as they
ask fer?"
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landed at what is now Jamestown. Ha
became the leading spirit of the colony
The story of hi capture by the Indians
and hi romantic rescue by Pocahontas
the daughter of a great Indian chief, were
described by Smith himself in a letter
to Queen Anne.
Ill health compelled his return to Eng
land, but he lived to make later voyages
The date and place of his death are not
known.
(Copyright. 1011. by the N. Y. Herald Co.)
vises the making up of the forms, while
the office force attend to all the other
manors.
For two years he was a member of the
Missouri State Board of Immigration, until
it went out of existence through lack of
funds. He 1 secretary of the Aracdla
Country, club and resident director for the
Improvements being made at the 6,000-acre
club property.
"All work and no play makes Jack a
dull boy," so he break horses for recrea
tion. Some of the best saddle and com
bination horse In southern Missouri have
been trained by him. He will not break
any horses that are not highly bred and
handles only four a year. He enjoys rid
ing or driving a spirited animal, arid is
very proud of his success in training a
thoroughbred colt. He alway has a wait
ing list of two or three friends who want
their young hores trained, but he will han
dle only one at a time, ami keeps that one
until It haa been thoroughly trained arid
is gentle enough for a lady to ride. His
particular pleasure is in teaching young
horses the various saddle gaits.
Most country congregations would be j
very much shocked to see their pastor rid-1
Ing through the town at a three-minute j
cup or driving aiong tne smoom vauy
roads like a race horse owner, but Swift's
congregation are thoroughly in accord with
the pastor's work.
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pass me whep it come , to ability. I have
an exceedingly jealous disposition, which
Is altogether enough to, sour the most
amiable person living, especially when
you've tried to be on the square with every
one and everything."
"You know there must and will be knock
era," consoled, her chum, "and the only
way te get even with them Is to mind your
own business and Ignore them.
"Thi reminds me of the time when they
called me the sly little standpat. because I
put out more letter than all the rest just
to pleas the boss and make It hard for the
others. Naturally enough I was doing this
in my own Interest, but when the boss saw
what could be done at an average rate of
speed, he forced his standard a little higher
and showed hi teeth to the slow poke on
occasion. And then when the quiet little
talkfests began and opinion .broke loose.
"But I kept right on in my own way and
by and by I got the raise I was looking for.
During thi time a gradual winnowing of
the wheat and tares went on In the office.
and those who were fretting a little too
much about overwork and underpay were
duly relieved of the strain.
"The other girls who began to see the
fallacy of shirking because they owed
something to themselves, began to pull to
gether, and we all got along swimmingly.
"Ye. I d rather be a standpatter any
time than one of your perpetual storm
brewers, who always pride themselves on
their Individuality and "yet always reap the
whirlwind In the end." Chicago Tribune.
"Barely, but they usually accept the
court's judgment without an appeal "
"Do women sua for divorce without men
tioning alimony?"
"Some do. those who think they are
equipped for earning their own living and
who don't want to accept anything from
the men who have made a mesa ef the
matrimonial venture. And there are oth
er who ask for alimony a a matter of
form, but who traightway set about to be
Independent and refuse to accept the sum
the court haa allowed, but such cases are
not met with frequently."
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Wed but Far Apart
At Echweidnltz. In Bilesta. a mrrl
just been celebrated in the absence of th
bridegroom, or as the latter might well
argue, ui tne absence or the bride. It was
a case of marriage by proxy, the bride be
ing Frauleln Antonle Adamitser and tha
oriaegroom Herr Trits Moorman, director
of a augar factory tn Java. At the precise
moment that the ' woman was answering
the familiar questions in Europe the man
stood before the local mayor in Asia. Di
rectly after the ceremony, which was not
gone through with in deference te any ro
mantic sentiment but purely as a wis
precaution, the young bride sailed .h
east. On arrival at Jsva she will be wedded
religiously. -
Fortun came and loudly knocked
At my door with cheery hail;
But alas for Fortunes labois
.1 was over at my neighbors
Fouring out a hard-luck tale.
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Loretta's
Not a victim of mine: No, indeed! . You,
are a victim of the senseless education
that we are all so proud of! I Let me show
you how. This Is a part of your letter
"Just be fair, don't try to be kind; and
you will help the more."
Then you go on with description ot a
state that could never have existed it
you had not thought that .marriage I
everything that It ln't. and refused to
consider what it really is. Being fair, as
you admonlrhed. I must say that you are
not to blame for your point of view. But
you will be to blame if we you want me
to help ever get this affair of yours fixed
so that you may marry and become the
mother of a daughter. If you fail to teach
her to know what's what, you ought to be
everely punished. I was going to say
something worse than that; but I win be
moderate. 1
The girl you write about was, still Is,
engaged to a man somewhat older than
herself. And one time; when he was away
from her, in some lonely place where the
weather was bad and the cooking, too,
though your letter doesn't mention the.t
he felt terribly blue and homesick. And so
lovesick! From the depths of his lone
some heart he wrote of a time when he
should have her. with him. He spoke of
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Marching Hard Work
People are apt to think soldier very poor
walkers because an army on the march
covers only ten or twelve miles of ground
per day. Even then a good many men fall
out through fatigue, some faint, and the
whole are completely done up at the end of
the day.
But the soldier Is. vertheless, a first
rate .walker, says the Philadelphia In
quirer. It is all a matter of foot-tona of
energy expended. Take an ordinary la
borer, and his day's work will be equal to
300 tons lifted one foot high. An average
man. walking seventeen mile on the level,
doc the same amount of muscle work.
But mark. If he carries an overcoat weigh
ing six pounds, he does 311 foot-tona
Now the soldier is a regular pack-herit.
and the kit that he carries averages about
sixty pounds In weight. 5o that he does
exactly as much work In a twelve miM
march as an ordinary man In hi seven -teen
mile walk. Besides, the soldier has to
"break camp" before starting, and at the
finish of the march he ha to pitch camp,
draw water, collect fuel, clean rifle, etc .
not to speak of taking sentry-go. When,
as sometimes happens., an army marchet
twenty miles, the day's work of the soldier
1 really two day' work, or about 6A0 foot
ton. truing; Caesar Bark.
Caesar was boasting about having divided
Gaul into three parts.
"Great Scott," exclaimed Unci! us famlus.
"Three parts? Why. I divided Standard
Oil Into thirty-five parts." St. Louis Post
Dispatch. the worry cow would have lived till now
If shed only saved her breath,
But she feared the hay wouldn't last all
day. .
Eo she chocked herself to death.
Ladlea Home Journal.
Looking Glass-Held Up
the love that would come deeper and truer
even than the love now felt when she '
should be the soul of hi home and the
mother of his children. And that' what
Mid the mischief. He might have dreamed
of a time when the girl should be the orna
ment of his parlor, or the abuser of his
kitchen range, or the dispenser of his
wherewithal, anything, everything but to
dream of the best and most beautiful and
useful of all the things she could be, gave
her a shock.
"What If the letter had gone
astray?" the girl thought.
And she wrote him never to say such
things, that It was the suretf way to make
them tired of each other!
This gtrl you tell about so feelingly al
most as If you were she! now walls be
cause the man was deeply hurt at her In
terpretation of his words. He thought he
was paying her the highest tribute. She
knows It now. And the berate lierselt
for her "damnable serving at the feet of
convention." That 1 nearly a vigorous
language as I like to use In attacking
wrongs
And you she, I mean want to be helped
back onto the pedestal where the man had
her when he wrote that letter.
Do you know what I should do? I would
if Nubs of Knowledge
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A large turtle gives eighty pound of
tortoise shell.
In Algeria the horses outnumber the
human beings.
In former times It was esteemed highly
Improper for unmarried persons to wear
rings.
In Italy there are more theaters in nro-
portion to the population than in any other
country. .
Constantinople. ? ifiO mllea away. Is
further from London than any other
European capital.
A fast bowler ordinarily delivers a ball
at the pace of a little more than eighty
feet a second, or more than fifty miles an
hour.
In some parts of Afiioa children will eat
salt in preference to sugar. On the Gold
coast a handful of salt will purchase two
slaves.
The American word boss, meaning an em
ployer Or overseer, Is the modern form for
the Dutch baaa. and descended from the
original Holland tattler In thi country-
When a camel 1 pressed beyond Its speed,
snd 1 spent. It kneels down, and nothing
in the world will make it budge again. The
camel remain where it kneels, and where
it kneels it dies.
First to enjoy the satisfaction of pro
ducing permanent pictures by the influence
of solar radiations was M. Niepce of Chalon
on the Saone, Franca. He accomplished it
In 18U.
to a Victim
write or tell that man. If he has returned
that I knew myself to be the victim of
the education which encourages a girl to
have more regard for the appearances than
for the realities. I'd explain how, by the
very thoroughness of "their neglect, the
schools impress girls with an Idea that the
deep and solemn and natural life facts are
somehow things to be ashamed of or shied
at. And let him know that a kind of false
modesty is cultivated In you by the mother
who ought to teach you to view yourself
and your meaning in life with broad and
splendid frankness. Tell him a girl Is
taught to be everything else but a
woman.
I am just being "fair" don't you dare
accuse me of being "kind " when I Say
that I think you are a pretty good speci
men of what our sex should be. You see
your own mistake, and want to make good.
If the man Is what your letter Indicates,
he will love you more tenderly for open
acknowledgement of your narrowness. And
he will be ortly too glad to give yow a
boost back on the pedestal from which
you. half Ignorantly, tumbled. Just re
member that the man who loves is as anx
ious to keep the girl on a pedestal as she
is to be there. More so. sometimes'
(Copyright, 1911, by the N. Y. Herald Co.)
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Washington Manor
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An option has been secured by Americans
for the purchase of the English home of
the ancestors of George Washington in
Vorthampshlre. about eight miles from
Banbury. A committee appointed by the
Lake Mohonk peace conference, where It
was decided to make the purchase of the
manor house a part of the celebration of
the one hundredth anniversary of peace
among English-speaking people is now in
England conducting negotiations.
The price Is placed upon the property by
the owners, lj.0o0 is considered high,
and an effort is being made to have
It reduced. The purchase is to be made
with money raised by popular subscription,
and Lady St. Heller has undertaken to
form a committee of English women to
help raise fund for the purpose In Eng
land. The estate, which contain a manor house
and 200 acres, lies about eight miles from
Banbury. The ancient manor house Is built
Chiefly of stone, with a stone roof. Over
and within the porch are antique carvings,
Including the Washington coat of arms, to
which la ascribed the origin of the Ameri
can flag.
There are seven cattoges on the gTound.
together with a brew house and stone
farm buildings.
Worse Vet.
Fatigued PhlUp-DId the lady t'row bollln'
water on youse? :
Wandering Walter Worse'a dat. Phil,
worsen dat It was soapsuds. Toledo
Blade.
Coetly '-Seeing."
De Style I attended the coronation and
It cost me just tv to see the king.
Gunbusta Huh! Last night it cost me
only half of that to see three kings. Judge.
This is (ho,
DdyWb
September 14, 1911.
. tXaMne and Addrc. firhool ar.
Sadie Adelman, 113 Charlta St Kellom 190S
Ffank Eabka. 340; South Thirteenth St Edw. Rosewater. . . 1900
Diamond Baldwin. 41SH Norti Sixteenth St Casa 1902
James J. Blancher, 111 South Thirty-ninth St Columbian 1902
Betty Brown. 310 North Twenty-toventh Ave. ...... Webster . ., 1902
Louis R. Brown. 18 North Seventeenth St Cats 1901
l Madeline I. Brown, 1621 Locust St
Sam L. Brunton. 3320 Blondo St franklin 1895
Bernlce Burchard, 2210 North Twenty-sixth St Howard Kennedy. . 1899
Harley J. Case, 1115 North Seventeenth St Kellom 189 1
Pnilomena Cullen. 3027 Emmet St.... Howard Kennedy .. 1904
Rose Davidson. 1S23 North Twenty-third St Long 1897
Arthur J. Dutcher, 4228 Erskine St. Clifton Hill. . . ... .1897
Samuel Ellis. 1810 Grace St
Leo Flannigan, 2612 South Eleventh St
Dslvin Forsberg. 2717 Charles St.
Eva Fritscher. 2224 Charles St
Marlon Hansks, 2610 Franklin St
Myrtle Hauman. 810 South Thrrty-fifth Ave Columbian ..... .190".
Philip Heckman, 110 South Thirty-fifth Ave Columbian 1903
Leota Hughes, 2402 Fort St ..Windsor 1905
Margaret Jeffries, 1131 North Seventeenth St. Holy Family 1901
Vera Jennings, 4 712 North Fortieth St Central Park 1899
Louis Jensen, 2807 Burdette St '. Long 1902
Frank Kestl. 1317 South Twelfth St Lincoln 1898
Gladya Knight, 600 South Twenty-eighth St. Farnam 1895
Evangeline M. Luther, 2610 Camden Ave .Saratoga 1904
Gwendolyn E. Luxford, 2306 Ogden St ..Saratoga 1901
Helen Meyer, 1201 Izard St Cass ..1903
Carrol M. Miller, 1706 South Twenf-elghth St Park 1898
Frances Mostyn, 2016 Spruce 6t Sacred Heart 189 8
Fred Navrisky, 1413 Westerfield Ave
Irene C. Parker, 917 H South Thirteenth St....
Annie Prints, 3521 Jones St. . .
Stanry Bedvelskl, 2719 South Twenty-fifth St. . .
Lillian Richelieu, 317 Bancroft St
Raymond Schupp, 2424 South Twelfth S,. ..... .
Leslie E. Scriminger, 2726 South Nineteenth 6t Castellar 1902
William Stockham, 2728 South Central Blvd Web6ter 1901
Stanley P. Street, 2130 South Thirty-fourth St Windsor 1905
Hoy Swanson. 1027 South Twenty-second St. Mason ..1895
Herbert Ulrich, 1553 North Twentieth St .Kellom 1902
Lvtle C. Underwood, 3938 North Twentieth St. . . . . . .Saratoga 1902
Marie Vernon, 616 Georgia Ave High . . r
Dorothy Wallace, 4019 Burt St...' Saundera
Walter Weiner, 1630 North .Twenty-second St Kellom .
Thomas Wilson, 2301 Harney St. , ' .Central .
Theodore Woodworth, 1150 North Twenty-third St. . .Kellom .
Why One
Whenever you meet a f Irl whose present
glory 1 based on a much vaunted family
tree, a hazy lot of rich relative and con
stant reference to Influential friend, you
want to begin a verification process, ac
cording to the Chronic Bachelor. Just call
her hand some time and see if she isn't
bluffing.
You see, It's this way. The girl with a
pose figure out she isn't attractive enough
in herself to hold the attention and admira
tion of those she meets, so she ' surrounds
herself with a fletlonary atmosphere of
position, money snd Influence, in the hope
that some good catch will be daisied into
proposing. She apes the clothes, manners
and pleasures of the rich. The one great
fear of her life is that she will some day
forget herself and be natural.
"I met the girl with a poae back In my
little old home town In Ohio," said the
Bachelor, remlnlscently. "Her name was
Marion. She blew Into the place one sum
mer day, and by the slender thread of
natural acquaintanceship she claimed the
attention of one of the most popular girls
In town. She was ultra agreeable, con
veying to every one the impression that
meeting tflem was the aim and object of
her existence. She referred constantly to
'our home in the country' and 'our sum
mer place on the lakes," but always with
the sad mystery ot a possession passed
and gone.
"Before many moons Marlon was well
to the front at all social gathering of the
elect. I was the first to fall for her exclu
sive air. . I admired her for her fortitude
in adjusting herself to her new and re
duced circumstances so gracefully.
"Whenever I called Marlon's poor, ner
vous little mother looked half starved, but
she stuck to the (hip and carried out the
campaign as planned by her daughter to
the last letter.
"One morning, late In the winter, I
called at the office of a friend just as
Marlon was leaving. There were Unmis
takable traces of tears on her face, and.
of course, I demanded an explanation fronf
the man In the office. Reluctantly he told
me Marlon w-as three months behind In her
gas bill and that the company ha threat
ened to turn off her heat. .
"In a few day the storm brake. A de
termined milliner, less forbearing than hi
fellow had encamped on Marlon' front
door tep. refusing to leave until hi bill
we paid. The rumor flew, aa rumor are
wont to do in small towns, and soon a
steady stream of tradesmen were beselglng
the house. The following, facts hastily de
veloped: "Marlon delicate little mother tewed
from dawn until far into the night for
corn firm in the city, but kept the fact a
secret from her daughter's fashionable
friend?, who always saw her dignified and
smiling in her on black silk dress.
"Half of the material for the refresh
ment at Marlon's parties were borrowed
from the kitchen of the neighbor on the
right snd the other half from the' neighbor
on the left.
"Mai Ion voted (Iris who worked quite
Impossible, though she worked everybody
In a less honorable way.
"Later reporta are to the effect that tha
girl with a pose married the Impoverished
son of an old family, who had been a
cotorious fortune hunter. What a shock
when he goes to look up the rich relatives.
Think of sll the time they must have
wasted posing for each other when the
TRANrre mpttn.
! Spruce f 0t.
, Lake .. .1897
Lake 1902
St. Patrick 1900
"Long 1902
..Kellom 1902
......Long ..,.1899
Edw. Rosrwater . . .1S99
.Pacific 1901
.Columbian 1896
. Im. Conception. , . .1902
.Bancroft ..1898
. Bancroft 1901
.1896
.1902
.1902
.1902
.1905
Bachelor Is
might have earned real money doing the
same thing for a moving picture concern.
"The girl of my choice may be shy on
friend and relatives," sighed the Bachelor,
"but she has to be genuine or the Joy belle
for me will have to go on rusting."
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Current Credulities
Eat to live, but do not live to eat.
To dream of dog is a sign ef good luck.
TO dream ef gold or sliver 1 good luck.
Gold beads worn around the neck will
cure sore throat.
Coarse hair indicatea good nature; fine,
hair quick temper.
To bite the tongue while talking mean
that you have told a lie.
Pallors wear gold earrings for weak eyee
or to strengthen the sight.
Itching In the palm of your hand means
that you are soon to receive money.
Most powerful is he who haa himself In
his power.
If thou art terrible to many then be
ware of many. . j
If the thumb and one finger do not mee
around your wrist, you are a glutton. . ,
Pinch your ear and the person talkV
sgslnst you win bit his tongue.
A mole en the sole of the left foot m
trouble and hardrhlps during life. i.
Carry camphor gum and you wim
catch smallpox or any ' other eonf.-'
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Shot Vicariously. tate
Senator Robert L. (Fiddling BoVSa'es
Ulls a story sbout a man In t'
woods of Tennessee who appll
pension for a gunshot wound. A015'
g surgeon of the medical boao.7!VM7
nd examined him, ejacultlng'
"Old man, we cannot find a i
Ish on your hide. Where we
during the war?" tV S
The old man said, "Well.
wa not in the substlt
Weekly.
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Governor Dix. st a dlnneJ
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sometime,
touch the lawnmoweJ
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