TIIK BEE: OMAHA. TUESDAY, AUGUST ft, 1911. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOl'KDEf BT KDVARD ROMS WATER. VICTOR ROSEWATEK. EDITOR. ' Entered at Omaha poatofflc aa second Oae matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Sunday Pet, one year iM Ptuurrlay Hee, one year l.Sv Iaily Ke (without Sunday), on year... 4 no Liljr 1!m and flunday, on year ,o9 DELI VERKD BT CARRIER. KvFtilnK Ilea (with Sunday), per month.. Ke Dally I le (Including Hunday), per mo., nc laily Hec (without Hunday), per mo 4Sc Addrma all rmnplslnts of Irrenularlttea In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The nee Building. fcoutl Omaha C2 N. Twenty-fourth St Council muffs 15 Scott Bt. l.lncoln-2'i Little llulldlrf. C hif ro Mnrqueite Building. Kumui City Reliance Building;. New Tork-54 West Thirty-third Ft. Washington 723 rourteenth St., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communlcatlona relating to newa and editorial matter ahould be addresaed Omaha iiee, Editorial Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order payable to The Bee PuMlnhlng Company. Only l-cent atampa received In payment of mall account Peraonal check except on Omaha and eaatern exchange not accepted. JULT CIRCULATION. 47,931 Stat of Nebraska, County of Doujiaa, as.. Dwlght WllUama, circulation manager of Th be Publishing company, being duly worn, eaya that the average dally circu lation, leaa apo'led, unuaed and returned coU". for the month of July, 1911, . waa DWJOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager, Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before mo this 2d day of August, 1911. (Seal.) ROBERT HUNT&H Subscribers leaving th elty tern porarlly ahonld have The He mailed te them. Address will be rknngid aua ofte aa requested. Every ghot "Mike" lUrri>on aim at Harman hits Shallenborjer. Mr. Underwood's friends seem to think Mr. Bryan has overdone It. One way to prevent forest fires Is to fence la the man who starts them. Mr. Bryan's life Is not only an open book, but it Is a de luxe edition with the finest illustrations. Stuffed prophet are made out of watered atock, Salt Lake New. Getting pretty close to home, isn't It? . i All these million-dollar rains will be cashed in after the corn is In the bin. Th weather man may consider him self again temporarily in good stand ing. The commission plan of settling street car strikes gives promise of be coming popular. If the Ice man is not having a good season in Omaha he cannot charge it up. to lack of complacent victims. The .Industrial. Worker of the World are going In for a shorter work day, thus proving their fondness for toll. . . , ( In one particular Jim Vardaman will be the most distinguished man In the senate he will wear the longest hair. "War ought to be Btopped now," exclaims a little California publica tion in bold black type. Where is the war?. Mr. Hill insists that there is plenty of money In the country. Then we are In favor of the back-to-the-farm move ment. That Briton who stole Jim Patten's overcoat should have known that he carries his wallet in his trousers' pocket. Tfo Dr. Wiley's question, "What Is beer?" the brewers might truthfully reply, "A mighty good dividend pro ducer." A Chicago woman has boen forbid den by the court to telephone her bus band. That's right, make her say It to his face. A Canadian told a New York police man he had been swindled out of 11,000.' He should get it back under reciprocity. There Is no one quite so blind as a candidate for office. As soon as he shies his castor he sees nothing that he does not want to see. With crack shooters and sheriffs holding annual gatherings In Omaha at the same time, we hope no stray bullets will get to flying around. The latest "white man's hope" Is an Englishman who has gone far enough toward licking "Jack" Johnson to get bis picture In the papers with his fists clenched. Mr. Underwood may be wrong In placing Mr. Bryan In the Ananias club, but he can make no mistake by usher ing him up to the amen corner of the "In-bad" society. i If It becomes a question of veracity between Mr. Harrington and Mr. Har man, the only one who can give the corroborating testimony is Mr. Cow gill, and he is dead. ; . If Omaha had only known how to do It as quietly and easily as Des Moines a big lot of money wasted by our street csr strike two years ago would have been saved. "Voting $S. 500. 000 bonds for a new stat capltol at Jefferson City. , Mo., must make thst old town feel richer thaa it has at any time since the days of (Juro-Suo Bill Stone when the Bak ing Powder trust did business there. Bipartisanship a Pretense. Two years ago the democrats raised the slogan of "nonpartisanshlp" in the judicial campaign and pleaded for the 'election of democratic candidates on the ground that they would be non partisans. The fake was so trans parent that the people took no stock in it, and as a consequence the plea this year, as voiced by the mouthpiece of democracy, Is for bipartisanship through a division of the places on the supreme . bench, railway commission and Board of University Regents be tween the political parties. The democrats are nO more sincere In this than they were In their pre tense of nonpartisanshlp two years ago. it Is not bipartisanship they want anywhere, but merely the elec tion of the democratic candidates and the defeat of republican candidates. Should they by accident succeed they would on the next turn try to capture the remaining places In theso bodies and make the supremo court, the rail way commission and the board of re gents wholly partisan democratic. That, at least. Is what the democrats have attempted heretofore. When they bad two of the three members of the supreme court in 1901 they forgot all about nonpartisanshlp and biparti sanship ana tried their best to capture the third. The same applies to the Board of University Regents when the democrats had four of the six members they omitted no effort to get the other two. Thero aro Judicial districts In Nebraska with two judges on Ihe bench, both of them democrats, but In these the democrats manifest no disposition to divide up with the republicans in- order to promote the principle of nonpartisanshlp. or bi partisanship. - ' With our democratic friends it Is any way to get a democrat into office. - r I Commission Flan of Settling1 Strikes. VThe commission plan of settling a street car ' strike which has been evolved in Des Moines Is likely to at tract even more attention to that city than has the commission plan of gov ernment. What threatened to be an ugly, prolonged and costly fight be tween ,the street car company and its employes has been averted by a bold stroke on the part of the city govern ment applying to the court for a man datory writ compelling the company to take back all the employes, and the employes to resume work, so that the operation of the street railway system should be no longer interrupted and the differences In controversy settled afterward by arbitration. This savors of extremely radical government interference, but It was an acute case confronting the Des Moines authorities, which called for radical treatment. Here in Omaha, with keen recollection of the troubles brought on us by our street car strike of two years ago, we doubtless appre ciate what Des Moines has escaped even better than the Des Moines peo ple themselves. If Des Moines has struck an effective way of preventing paralysis of street car traffic every time the employes think they have a serious grievance It will have made a notable contribution to the peace movement that aims at termination of this sort of industrial warfare. Jfodern Industry and Education. For some years the tendency of young men seeking higher education has been toward law and medicine. Schools of these professions have in creased In number and the fields of occupation have become more over crowded. Certain new tendencies in in dustry and the science of treating hu man ills are at work which suggest the possibility, of a change In the drift of the educational current. Public and private enterprise are enlisted In a movement to work out new cures for old diseases and improve sanitation throughout the country.' Vast progress has been, and more will be, made. Along with this, though distinctly apart from It, goes the effort of tho government and private capital to har ness nature for the needs of Industry; to open up irrigation and watjir power plants for agricultural and Industrial purposes. yThe New York Times Invites to the new fields of scientific service the at tention of young men contemplating finished educations. They are, un doubtedly, prolific of opportunities. What will the effect be in these two channels? Will the current be diverted from law and medicine tp that of tech nical or sanitary engineering? We shall continue to need both lawyers and physicians in spite of all our goodness and our bealthfulness, but, perhaps, tt would be well for both pro fessions and many young men If some thing should intervene to turn some of them out of the way of becoming lawyers or doctors. Commanding Togo's Attention.' President Roosevelt sent the Amer ican fleet around the world just as a friendly object lesson, to let our neigh bors In other parts of the globe see what a big, fine navy we had. The effect was as Impressive as the spec tacle. Itself, though some of the presi dent's critics regarded the act as a bit impolite. In showing Admiral Togo around the American official party took him close to our huge fourteen-tnch guns in the navy yard where he could get a good view of them, and report says the great Japanese who conquered Russia "displayed especial Interest." He fell asleep on the deck of the pres idential yacht while an American naval, officer was entertaining him, but that was after he had viewed these big guns. He managed to keep wide a.wake in their presence. Kow,- perhaps, hypercritical persons may think it was impolite, at least a little too suggestive, to show. off our tnaval guns to the Japanese admiral, but didn't he come over here to In spect our munitions and resources? It would have been Impolite and very suggestive,' indeed, to have concealed these weapons from our distinguished guest. But it was a happy remark that Rear Admiral Wainwrigbt - made to Count Togo after the battery of news paper cameras had snapped at him: "That's the onjy.way we'll ever shoot at you, I guess." Of course, there was nothing sinister In the minds of the escorting party . In exhibiting our deadly naval resources, naturally very Impressive snd imposing. Immigration and Hliteracy. It Is given out that congress Is con sidering a bill to impose heavy fines upon steamship companies that "bring to the United States any illiterate alien or any alien not eligible to naturalization." If the purpose of the measure. Is to enforce the Immigra tion laws and break up completely the system practiced by some steamship companies of drumming up Immi grants regardless of whether qualified for admission, to that extent it Is laud able and should be favorably received. It is vicious to Induce the poor alien to spend his meager savings for trans portation to a land, as be Is led to believe, "flowing with milk and honey," only to be told upon arrival that he cannot land. The effect on him is permanently bad. He does not fully understand and probably never can In his own mind absolve the United States government from the blatrre. He is apt to lose hope and ambition, as well as the accumulations of a lifetime. If, however, the measure simply seeks to add to the present require ments of the Immigrant that of liter acy, then it is of extremely doubtful wisdom. We have never laid down an educational test and we have admitted many thousands of illiterate aliens who have become excellent citizens. If they are able and willing to work at honebt toil, are not morally, men- k tally or bodily aeiectlve, ana not paupers, they ought to be received, whether they can read or write or not. Illiteracy is not transmissible and Is quickly shaken off by the second gen eration. Why should we put up the bars to these people and say, "You may not enter until you learn to read and write?" Would it not be' better to say to them, "You may come If you are decent and sound and. Indus trious, and we will help you to be useful citizens." ' The member of the Water board who had an interview printed Imme diately after the failure of the water bond proposition, in June, assuring the public that the defeat Of the bonds would In no way hasten or retard the pending proceedings for possession of the plant, might follow It up now by another Interview giving assurance that the carrying of the bonds will be equally ineffective In hurrying up or delaying the court decision. Put it-down that the solicitude of the local democratic organ for the sit ting judges on the district bench, who happen to be all republicans, will last only till after the primary, when it will discover many reasons why their places should be filled by democrats. Nothing would Bult the democrats here In Douglas county better than to have the republicans load their county ticket down with candidates who can not command public confidence be cause covered with corporation taint. I Every i.lttle Helps, Atlanta Constitution. "The world ! growing better every day," says Champ Clark. Wonderful how the prospect of an early adjournment acts. Watrrson Wants to Knew. Louisville Courier-Journal. By hi augar-coated reference to the old age of the editor of the Courier-Journal doe Urey Woodson mean a covert attack upon the democratic nominee for governor T 14 Does Slake at Dlffereac. Kansas City Star. Southern democrats in congress were ex ceedingly keen for tariff reduction until the cotton schedule wii reached. Then some of them began to reflect that per haps, after all, the tariff la a "local Issue." What Women Are Doing. Boston Transcript. A woman Is now In actual charge of the mint of the United (Mates In the absence of Director Roberts for a few week. Another woman la the recognized national expert in the Btatlatlca of the cotton crop. There seem to be sphere for the sea even outside the home circle. Advice from Tiui. Houston Post. With $300,000,000 worth of cotton, million of fat steer, a big rice crop and other commodities too aurneious to mention, w advin our fellow Texans to quit quarrel ing over politic and bend their energies to taking money away from the dear old Yankee. ' laiavlne. Brooklyn Eagle. If the aolld democracy majority of the house cheer for five minute when the mild Mr. Underwood accused William Jen nlnga Bryan of "absolute falsehood, " how long would the busim ss of congress be suspended if Pitchfork Tillman or Jeff Pavls, the Ixw Combed Rooster of the Oaark. had been the orator? DebryaaUlnaj the Daukey, " New York World (dm.) The process of de-Bryantiing the demo cratic party ha been apparent throughout tha present session of congress. It began with tha refusal of the democrats to ac cept Mr. Bryan' dictation on tha wool bill. It progress haa been marked by open criticism of Mr. Bryan'a utterances and by defiance of his assumed authority. Tha ellmas M reached In the anthuaiaatio applauaa and congratulation of H per eent of the house demoorata over tha branding of Mr. Bryan aa a disseminator of un founded accusations. The end of the Bryan dletatorahlp la at hand. It la an essential step to continued dejnocratl success. PlookinBacWanl llilsDnv InOmnlin - ----- j COMPILED FROM DFX riLf B 1 ACUV8T 8. Thirty Years Ag A the clock Indicated 10.15 a. m. a not able gathering assembled In the water work engine house nar the river to wit ness a trial of the new pumping engines. Among the party were D. J. Cook, con sulting engineer of the water company; Nathan Fhelton. Chief Engineer Dav! of the water works. Mayor Boyd, Milton Rogers. Samuel R. Johnson, J, S. McCor mlck. Charle Chllds. Dpo Smith, A. L. Strang. Charle Dewey and George Hax rreaves. At a given signal Mayor Boyd, with a alight motion of his wrist. Bent the stam sizzling against the cylinder and the ponderous pumping engine got down to business for the first time. Thl engine Is about 400 horsepower and haa a capacity of t.OCO.OOO gallon. At 11:46 the receiving baaln had about two feet of water In It. P. T. Martin la the engineer In charge and H. C. Pearson la the aasiatant. - ' As accident which might have ter minated fatally occurred today on the old military road near Irvlngton. Honorable A. J. Poppleton, with hi wife and daugh ter, wcra on their way to Mr. Poppleton' farm. Thy had reached th summit of the lleep hll which lead down into Irvlngton when part of the harness gave way, and the frightened horse started at a rapid gait down the hill. Mr. Poppleton waa badly shaken up, cut and bruised about the head, but Mrs. Poppleton and daughter sustained no further injuries than severe jarring and fright. , John Hanson, working on Samuel Burn' new building on the south side of Farnam between Fourteenth and Fifteenth streets, suffered a fracture of the skull. Work was begun on tha foundation wall of the new Orand Central hotel, S. Lehman la putting up two new store on Tenth street between Harney and Howard. Rev. J. W. Ingram and family left on vacation trip to Louisville and other points in Kentucky. Mrs. T. W. Richard has also gona to Kentucky on a visit to friends and relatives. Guy C. Barton of North Platte arrived In Omaha. Mis Jennie Jewett started on a pleasure tour to the west Mr. Krug has gona to Manitou Sprlqg and other point of interest In Colorado. Prof. Lane, auperlntendent of city schools ha arrived home from a visit of recrea tion to St. Paul. Andrew Rosewater, city engineer, left for Newport, where he will meet George E WarlngSto oonsult about the sewerage of thl city. Twenty. Years Ago Mr. and Mr. Clement Chase, children and nurse, left for a week at Hotel Or leans, Spirit lake. Mr. and Mrs. John Hay w ard entertained a number of residents of that "charming suburb" at a social In Hanscom park. Thee made up the party: Misses Mame Hall, Blanche Van Court, Grace Polglase, Mame . Hamlin, Helen Fowler, Blanche Bay, Helen Cotter, Neva Turner. Messrs. Roy Boudinott, Charles' Moody, Otto Bau man, Wiley Jones, Jack Fowler, Charle Boss, Harry Cotter, Charles Van Court. I. W, Lansing of Lincoln, president of tha Young Men's Republican league, wm in the city and said ho had hope of get ting Major William McKlnley of Ohio to peak to the .league In Nebraska. "Rev. Dr. Sherwood," a colored parson, haled into court on a grave charge, ap peal for protection from "dee d d nig' ger. jedge," some respectable colored peo ple threatening a fitting revenge upon him. Here 1 the line-up of the lawyer' ball team that went to Papllllon for a Saturday gam with Sarpy county lawyers: Shield, second base; Woods, short top; Wllliker, left field; Smith, catcher; Thomas, center field; Lunt, first base; McCulloch, third base; Magney, right fleldr Cralle, pitcher; Substitutes, Gobs, Smyth, Bradley, Sheean, Grossman, Dunn, Jim Kelby, manager, Tf n Years Ago The double wedding of Miss Louise Kei ley to Mr. Leslie Curtis of Victor, Colo., and Miss Mabel Kelley to Mr. Fred Able of Salina, Kan., waa solemnised by Rev. T. J. Mackay of All Saint Episcopal church at First Baptist church at 7:S0 p. ra. The former couple were attended by Miss Hallle Burgess and Mr. Shepherd of Kansas City and the latter couple by Mr. A. A. Arter and Mr. Robert White of Chicago. The death is announced of Prof Henry M. Jamea, formerly superintendent of th school of Omaha, at Chapet Hill, N. C. George C. Thompson withdraw from the race for tha republican nomination for sheriff. Jay Kats. 10-year-old son of Samuel Kati, 2U1 Douglas street, sustained a pain ful injury from an elevator at the M. E. Smith A Co. plant. New of the death July 23 of Peter Jack son, the famous pugilist, at Roma, near Sydney, Just reached Omaha. C, W. Partridge eecure a contract to erect a new dormitory at Bellevue college, cotiting 110,000. I People Talked About Dorothy Arnold will not return until October 1, when congrcsk will have ad journed and aha can have th front page to herself. ''Justice Hughe has shaved away hi luxuriant facial foliage, but Jim Ham Lewis continue to be on of the nation' land mark. Thomas A. Edison has started on a va cation in order to "enjoy a little Urn worrying," he pays. He ought to find the realisation fully eu.ua! to hi anticipation. Mr. Harriet Chalmers Adams, who ad dressed the convention of advertising men In Boston, and her husband, Franklin Adams, of the Pan-American union, are Washington's expert on South America. Mr. and Mr. Joseph Hupp of Ellis county, Kansas, believe they are the champion heavyweight married couple of the county. Their combined weight 1 640 pound, of which Mr. Rupp cltUm 290. In th death of Albert de Rothschild th great ft eternity of chess players haa lojit a devoted brother, aocordlng to one of th Vienna biographer of th lata financier. He was ono of tha founder and for many year president of the Vienna Chesa club and a devotee of th royal game. Kiss Clara Smith haa just been elected it fellow of tha Americas Association for th Advancement of Sclenoe. partly be cause she has solved a problem la mathe matics which ha puzsled college profes sor for more than a century. Mia Smith la aa Instructor of mathematics In Wei lesley college. Th aw chief of staff of th French army. General Joffre. was born in 135 and he ha had no previous experience on a large scale In commanding arm lea II 1 aa engineer officer by training. AiioTs.tr French general who would be heard from a an army commander la th field, to rase of war, is General Pau. i r Washington Life em Interesting Pease aad Coaditloa Observed at the Nauaa'a Oayitat. Death of a Noted Morse. Countess Susan O.isnen, for forty yiars a nuiBe of national prominence, c'l.d as the result of a surgical operation last week. Mie waa 71 year of age. There la a stiange element of abnega tion In tlic story of Counter Uusman'e lire, as told by her friends. Without need of money, with title and social claim, she voluntarily gav up the life she had lived for years soon after the civil war and took up the study of nursing. She was among the first to benefit by the grewsome teachings of the civil war, and, a she progressed, she became an acknowl edged leader to whom the physician did not lieHllat to appeal for advice. The Countess Gunman was a native of the Bermuda islands. When young she wa a belle of great beauty, and her maiTlugo to Count Senchey Uuaman wa an affair that still remain among the social triumphs of the little lfland. ' Before hr marriage she Was Miss Supnn Ketchum. Boon after her marriage she and her husband cam to thl country, firat living in New York and afterward coming to Washington. Their social progress was un barred by any circle. They were known In the rank that are th "400" aets of today. In 1871 Count Ousman died, leaving hi wife and one young son. Then It- waa that the countess gave up all of lief former ambi tions, surrendered the place she had won In society and began a study of nursing. She took a email suite of room and de voted her life to the task she had chosen. Gradually sh came to be known among the physicians of Washington aa one of th really great nurse of the country. Among those whom she treated was th family of Henry' D. Cook when he waa governor of the district, Governor A. R. Shepherd, also of the district; Bancroft, the historian; Ulysses S. Grant and Mrs. Theodore Roosevelt. ' She visited the hospitals of Washington constantly, and there, among the "free patients," th charity cases, sh gave of her knowledge as freely a she did with Bancroft and Grant. At the Emergency, the Garfield and at Providence she oared for many patient whose only repayment their gratitude. Girl Clerks Angered. Uncle Sam Is able to design magnificent buildings and erect them. He also I able to Improve old building that have gone out of date -with years, but he does not know on single thing about women's hats. It 1 the lack of this knowledg that haa aroused 3 women clerk of the Treasury department, and ha brought forth loud remonstrances from each. Th new lock ers .'ST the treaeury, under preparation for months, and declared to be the finest of the sort ever devised, are not big enough for their hat. The locker were thrown open and as signed yesterday when the new rule, re quiring all treasury building employe to enter and leave by the new Fifteenth street entrance, went into force. "The lilies on my hat will all get quashed," remarked one maiden, who spends most of her time counting $100 bills. "I'll com to work in a fasoinator before I ruin my $16 bonnet in a plac like that." And o In the hall there was an indigna tion meeting, where women clerk told their trouble to each other and vowed vengeance on the designer of the lockers. Th locker are about eighteen Inches wide, and th building should have known that that would not do. However, style may change, and big hats may go out of fash- Ion, most of tha young women hope- In the meantime millinery rose gardens from eighteen inches upward In diameter are re posing on the locker, or are In various nther places of safety during th working hour. Vice President Tnrned Down, Vice President Sherman' request on the county clerk of Fairfax county, Virginia, to permit him to view the will of George Washington, now incased in the county court house, waa refused because, as the clerk explained, "there 1 a rule which prohibits the opening of the building on Sunday." The desire of Mr. Sherman to take one peep at th famou document consequently was not satisfied. With a party of motorists, Vic President Sherman took a spin through Virginia. Returning by Fairfax court house in th afternoon, some one in the party remem bered that several historical paper are on file in th old building. Among them. It was remembered, Is the original will pen ned by the first president in Us restored form. Mr. Sherman expressed a desire to view the historic document. The motorist in quired the address of th clerk and bis deputies. They were told that while on of the deputies lived In Fairfax, the clerk realded half a mile from the township. Th party went to the home of tha deputy, brought that official to the front door, Introduced its member, and made Ha re- (JUlitlt. Can't open tha door of the court house on Sunday," he Bald. "Door are all locked, and it's against the rule to open them." He remained adamant. Undis mayed, tha vice president, determined to gratify the wishes of his guests, directed the chauffeur to drive to th home of th clerk. A similar reception was accorded the party at th latter placo. Tho document in question was discovered a few years ago in a heap of rubbish. After it waa unearthed, tha torn sections were carefully preserved. A short time ago gov ernment expert stored the document, it wa returned to th court house, and can be viewed any week day. Magnates Startle l'flltlclana. When James J. Hill, railroad magnate, powerful at time as au adviser, possibly as a contiinuter in political campaigns. came through in vyiuarq iouoy wuu George Westlnghouae, a magnate In many lines of manufacture and Invention, there aa Just a little gasp on the part of each politician present. No on could figure out that either "Jim" Hill or George West- Inghouse was here to suggest anything In politic, but it waa a quick guess by all A WHOLESOME TONIC Horsford's Add Phosphate restores strength and vitality andrelievea mental and ner vous exhaustion. It dia(els that drag-fired out feeling- dur ing Spring and Summer, the brain iag of the overworked teacher, office or business man Horsford's Acid Phosphate (Sea-alBokaucj present that neither had come to town f,-i the ftake of health or recreation. There was u'no quirk recall of the way both men had figured In rtoe friendship ith political maimers like Mark Ihinna. and with presi dent, so that the visit to Washington of both men could hardly be overlooked by th political wise one. Both President Hill and Mr. Westlng houfe are men along toward three score and ten, but both seem remarkably vigor ous Hnd chipper, a if Intent on many more years of hard work almost of the cmplre bulldlng sort. WHEN SUE 00E3 SUITRAGETTINQ V hen Sister Susan su'frK tts. Khe dona a costume thnt is The prettleat thing of flimsy nets; Tho bodice lacy lattice. The neck quite low-the aleeves quite h'sh. A prude might think It shocking To note as Susan passes by A leash of silken stocking. You'd never think as Pusle goes Her mien nnd costume scanning, She had a thoupht beyondi her clothes And merely Mary-Annlug. You wouldn't dream her purpose grand Is Krn-emanclnatlon. Or guess her life Is neatly planned To irancnise consecration. She calls on all the men she know For votes for ladles pleading. On every coat she pins a rose With purring voice misleading. She lets a convert hold her hand, 112,. - v.. nn. m n4 mnA kitm.n Until he vow th cause Is grand Ana Bnouts lor votes tor woman i Now Susie has a motor car, A ririYAtA lMtrtlrv So beautiful her motives are , - She's thought a bit hot-airy. Her gowns at Paquln's out she pick. We're all on Susie betting. There's lots of fun In politic wnen sne goes auriragettingi uitt. 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