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The BEES Junior Birthday Book9
Bleat of the Innocent Bystander
fllE BEE: OlfAITA, FRIDAY, AUGUST 4, 1911.
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, ""!re hot weather reading! Pr. Wiley
yj the soda, water fountain I dangerous,"
obaeryed th,Healur Fellow. "I agree
with -him." . . .
"la I,' chortle the Innocent Ry-
tarid'er. "Here, don't' strfke ma with my
) coat In roy arm. . I was just driven to It
byi (be summer. heat and the fact that the
Yeimable "oc: has cut off my favorite
brisk. - Juet-ai T wan virtually na.alnir Alt
tho hard liquor foundries and hurrying to
the- -nearest drug 'store for a foaming
beaker of aVobhry Ice cream soda, up
atepa our official Mr. Killjoy, tapa me on
the shoulder,-and says,' 'Young, feller, ma
lad,. 1o you- know what you're ordering?''
"SODA."
,inf'btoffi I can anawer that I don't
cv&f' so long'as' lt'a cold and refreshing
aaa not frowned upon by the deacons, he
pull on ma a list that sounds Ilka a' so
luno'if for 'dissolving metal or a lesson In
rufihueiifary chemistry.
"pf course It takes some of the ring
oil of thetreat .to be told that probably
theVanilla soda Is compounded of vHroI
oij pruealo . .acid, or that the raspberry
flaVor woujd dye a pair of stockings for
a batWaf Outfit with fast color. It doesn't
oui to , jtie keqnncis for a cold treat to
th,Ink t,hat the chocolate sundae may be a
funeral Monday.
"I don't see how a man as apprehensive
Ttor the American stomach' as Dr. Wiley Is
crftf be" so"rltutarid hearty: Nothing suits
hffnl; ile""ays Tiard drinks pickle the In-te4'r'lnto-
"Vort of soured' preserves, and
lhat a,' lo't" "of soda fountain wet good ta(
tef,'tn'e,Weihal gVbgaphy into stripes, lie
reels froin Ice water and says coffee talis
the turn mvMtrto' saddle leather.' ' And tea
BlVys' oie' the' nerves.' lie say lots of stuff
-n.t. . ......... ,
r t'v,- . . .
yft , .J I.. ;, i ..
hl- Lorett'a's Looking
Jit, 4 ,notr the . sjiyer ..that you confiscate.
Nr'l!if ydu' absorb the- cluny dollies int j
your beadbag. It is the credit that you ap
propriate. .,' . .
King Iear has given the world some good
wonL 'U ik,ur at the" thankless child. But
had he known you. his Invective would
havex chosen you for Ms" Inflaming aim. In
stea,d of cotniarlng you to the stinging bite
of. the serVtmfs tooth, he would have sum
DiqufJl adecUves dscrllitlv of the kanga
rookllke leaping of a tuolar'a jumping ache.
:o walked In. about twenty minutes be
fof Vver) thing wasr ready for the recep
tion. You 'sailed about suggesting a change
In Uio, lighting, and a slight modification In
thpotln of tho punchbowls Then you
tilM'fhe hostess- plee d resistance. The
nvu.tl aiilmlrroln the library were cov
ereVwlthrltnn ramblers. It was the
resrili' 6f a careful and thoughtful effort
on the part fit the irtver of the party. Phe
had toTtgard pocketbook. the effect ot the
flowers MHh fh wall paper, and the amount
of --home-grown . material at her disposal
with "whlcH she' could eke out the florist's
limited and expensive greeneries.
You .think ,festoon hnnglng too far over
the mirrof could be draped back to advan
tage. OratMully,' your hinU are accepted.
After you have- run home and gotten Into
your beat clothes, you coin back prepared
to. tarnnw. laurel. Your tired, but bravely
snttlthg -host . .hear you tell a guest
wnem- an I anxious to Impress, that you
"dealgmd": tn rambler arrangement she I
admlrltuf Qall and wormwood mingle with
t. smalr -talk (he hostess Is dispensing,
jiears you appropriating her brain and
Our First
Xme'rlca first railroad I till In opera
tion after elghty-flye year of contlnuou
service. - Iullt In .ISM for th transporta
tion of th hug granite block used In
th building of th far-famed Bunker Hill
monument,-the original roadbed, tie and
rail are still Intact.
Ti littl lln. only four mile In length,
runnin frpm th grant quarrle of
Qutncy, Mas.", to tidewater, was th blrth
plac of th witch, th portable derrick.
Current . Credulities
You will tx disappointed If you lng at
thUabl.
Efep'over a broom and you win be an
old maid.' ' "4
p make child rlM In th world carry
t upstair flrat. ,
'.; Carry aa onion In. your pocket and you
will hot hav fits.
Put the wrong foot out of bed first when
you get tip In th rooming, and you will be
cross all day. Alway get up right foot
CoramosL
void at fountains Isn't soda, a fact which
wives discovered long ago.
"I've noticed that sod fountains were
dangerous when the snappy youth with hid
hair reached up and his form clad In white
shoots a glassful so violently that It
pops out and hits the customer In the eye.
But It's more dangerous when the soda
clerk Is a girl."
"Why?" asked the Regular Fellow.
"You're liable to die of thirst or old age
before being served," said the Innocent
(Copyright. 1911, by the N. Y. Herald Co.).
Bystander, r ,
Good Air, Good Work
J
The upper floors of a tall "skyscraper,"
exposed on all sides, are filled on each
level with 100 or 200 employes of. a large
railway system. Promptly and vigorously
at 10 a. m. and 3 p. m., at the sound of a
gong, each employe discontinues work
and places weights upon his paper. One
minute later a second gong sounds, and
employes nearest each window raise the
lower cash to Its fullest height. Imme
diately a flood of air rushes In, oven on
calmes days, and expels the impure and
vitiated atmosphere, making a complete
change by the time the third gong sounds'
two minutes later, announcing the time
for closing windows and the resumption
of work. During lunch thai another
change of air takes place. It has been
found Impossible for the most delicate
person to catch a cold in, a two-minute
exposure to draft, and no. weather .Is so
severe that the same program cannot be
carted but with safety and produce a stimu
lus to the force.- Results. A vigorous, am
bitious, red-blooded band of headaoheless
workers. Including many rosy-cheeked wo
men, a minimum sick list and a more con
tented office Business and the Book
keeper. D
Wise Mamma
Hlchard Barry, the well known anti-suffrage
writer, said at a recent anti-suffrage
dinner in' Albany: - ,
"The masculine tyranny that women com
plain pf is often a blessing in disguise. ' -
"'Men are so -hideously, lacking In self-,
control," a young girl once said to her
mother. ,
" 'Well, don't find, fault with that.' the.
mother answered. 'If tlley. Weren't most-
girls would die old maids.' "Brooklyn
Eagle.
...... ""
Glass - Held Up to the Appropriative Woman
work.- All her originality is calmly "crib
bed." She listens while the one to be im
pressed says: "I thought I detected your
clever touch."
Handing upon her aching feet, made more
achtrtgly awful by the associated and sym
pathetic strike' of all her corns, she burns
with indignation at your appropriation.
Under her breath, she call you a name
that would add a novel sensation to her
function were she to speak It aloud. The
crimson rambler decoration would be pal
and uninteresting In comparison.
But you have not done with your nab
bing. Borne one mention the safe be
stowal of an indigent invalid In a home.
And you smile and grab the credit. It doe
not matter to you that a young woman who
was self-supporting had carried the burden
of the Invalid for over a year. You gave
a card party and started the fund that
finally secured the stricken one a refuge.
And you take all the or edit.
You are a corroding, cankering creature.
You make those who conscientiously en
deavor to do their duty wonder whether It
Is worth while when you snatch all the
tflory. There , are ..mighty few of us big
enough and brave enough to be patient
and Independent of reward.. If a mean of
elimination would be evolved that might be
embraced without too much risk, you would
be mad way with instantly. For you goad
good people Into a frenxy of Irritation. You
discourage halfway-' good people by Im
pressing them with the fact that you get
credit without working for It and they can,
too.
It's sch a nasty, hateful, crawling under
the tent way you have. You are a human
Eailroad
the turntable, the movable truck of th
eight-wheeled car and the brake.
To build and equip this road cost $34,000
at the outset and nearly $11,000 additional
when the invention of Orldley Bryant
were installed. The movable car truck de
vised by this gentleman was later patented
by others. Litigation followed which Is
reported to have cost 1250,000, and although
the Inventor won hi suit, h never re
ceived any royalties and died a poor man
Prosit"
J
Among ancient Q reeks and Roman the
pouring out of a libation to th god wu
a common religious observance.
Of far higher antiquity, however, 1 th
custom of drinking health, having been
derived from th oonvivallUe of a Scan
dinavian and Teutonio ancestry, or from
th usage of th early Briton of Celtlo
rlgln. At a feast given by Hengist In th
fifth century at hi ' stronghold In (Jn
eolnshlre, to th British King Vortlgern,
Rowena, th beautiful daughter of th
hoet, gracefully knelt and presented the
win 'cup to th monarch with th word.
"Dear king, your health,'
cofyrioht. it
J.
cuckoo, letting some one else have the
trouble of building the nest which you
sneak into and appropriate when they
leave It for a second unguarded. Ono
long for a bean shooter.
VOL. L
TUB BUMBLE BEE.
BTINOER.
.Editor
Communications weloomed,
and neither signature nor re
turn postage requlrd. Ad
dress the Editor.
, 1
NO ADB AT ANY PRICE.
Wha.tr
Suppose you had advocated a
proposition of great public
moment for many years; gnu
Had talked for It in season
and out of season; and
Had gone btfure legislatures
and woman's clubs, and de
bating socIbiUs; and
Had spouted It on street
corners, and wherever you
could get a hearing; and
Then, when the matter came
to be put to its final test, your
friends had engaged a steam
whistle to help yuu make a
noise; and
TL chief ot police wouldn't
let 'm blow the whistle
Wouldn't it Jar you?
HoUed.
The eminent fount of wis
dom that spouts tor the water
boarders doesn't seem to be ub
limpid a usual. Its pellucldity
how th effect of its stren
uous effort. A few day rent
may permit It to settle and
restor it wondrous clarity.
port.
With th tennis men, th
golfers, th sheriffs and the
shooters in our midst at one
and the same time, this I go
ing to be some sport center
during the coming week, re
ceive it with our most respect
ful assurance.
Borrow.
Monday was a sad but glor
ious day for Newbrasky.
Dudle Archdale was beaten In
a boss trot at Detroit and
Urover Cleveland Alexander
lost a ball game at Chi on
that day. 'Stoughl
Paula K.
Pa' boy passed them all
going down. Now they are
passing them again going up.
J ust watch that Rourke
' family hustle for the next few
day a Going upl
I' sea.
It may be recalled by many
that it waa the Magdalene
who poured the precious olnt
meat oa the feet of th Bay
lor, and then wiped them
with her hair.
Thero.
Our pet little weather maker
hasn't been fooling around th
top thirty-eight year for
nothing. Notlc. that rain?
gotatloa.
Suggestion to th water
boarder: Why not vote an
other bond issuer
I . . I the if5Tl - ' "
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s- n izC 1 HAW-HEK-N
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mc t ou wxim tukm mm ton umj eoj.
Nubs of Knowledge
Greenwich time is shortly to be adopted
In Portugal.
Ireland's population is now 1,381,951,
crease -since 1901 of 76,824 persons. -
de-
India is garrisoned by Jli.OOO men, whose
duty It is to protect a territory of 1,778,000
square miles.
The first quarantine was established at
Venice In 1127. '
To prevent lawsuits three peacemakers
were appointed for each Pennsylvania
county In 16SS.
Poll tax existed among the ancient Ro
mans. It was first levied In England in
1380 and occasioned the Wat Tyler rebellion.
eWeeklyBumbcelBee
OMAHA, AUGUST 4, 1911.
N0GI SEEIHO THINGS
Our Japanese Correspon
dent Has a Dream, but
Wake I p Finally.
Hon. Edditur Muclt thank
for kind Invitation from lieo
Man for Nogl to rite some
more for enlltenlng Hon.
Reader of Bumble Bee. But
Hon. Edditur speak of Noi
as "simple minded Japanese."
Is Nogl to construct of sed
speech of Hon. Edditur, "sim
ple minded" as slam on in
tellect of Jap boy, or is same
speech Intent for compliment
of Hon. Correspondent? 1 ask
to know.
(Uncle A re I Sakki say I am
improve of English rite since
one year has added wisdom to
Jap brane. So gratitude for
compliment from I'ncle, for
relation so slow to behold
genyu In family).
I am so puff for Invitation
for rite of more letter that I
have powerful brane thought
when I decline on bed of nit.
I have mity dream of litera
ture fame, and read In Bumble
Hee. more compliment of me.
tied- compliment say if Nogi
call at lies Office, check of
SfiO Is wait for me. IfA la frite
ful sum for Nogi, and mlty
temptation is it to call for sed
sum. So I hike for Hee treas
ure. When I arrive with
quickfoot-etep to Be office, I
see mity crowd file for en
trants to joint. I require l
standby what for exciting. He
say to me is rite of Nogi
liashlda letter to Hon. Bumble
Bee, and when he arrive, he
finds great crowd who strive
for aksess to sed office for sed
M, and he cry out to me that
all sed crowd say they are sed
Nogl Hashlda, for to get ped
!). I say to him with much
emfattics, "I am Nogl Hash
Ida." Then sed Hon. Standby rise
In rath to me, and say "Glong
ye slanty-eye Jap, or I'll block
Ver nock off. Ye ain't got
branes enuf for rite of sed
Jap correspondence."
I am pretest of sed denun
ciation, and he rise up In
strong Mertcan manliness for
strike of me. I am square
fr flte and whal way for
him. upon which I am wake
by Uncle Atrgl Bakki and he
salute me for smash of nose
to him In sleep.
Is man for blame for doing
In nit sleep?
lino. Be Man 1 much
credit for boost of commlv
slon plan. Commission plan Is
II lit, but Hon. Merlcan say
this plan Is not perfect adop
tion of commission idea. Say
Hon. Bren play trick on Hon.
Voter. But sed plan ws
boost by Hon. Dally News, and
even Hon. W.-H. spoke no
lam to plan. But because Bee
man scoop aed Hoa. paper,
sed eoiiture ri "P In peev
ness. That I what Hoa. Kn-
WHAT MOVE IS NEXT 1
Waterboarder at a Los
aa to How to Proceed
In th Maddle.
One Inclined to carp might
extract some consolation from
the public announcement that
the Omaha Water Board
doesn't know what to do, now
It has the authority to issue
the bonds.
Befare election the water
boarders had a program en
tirely mapped out, one of
whose features was the lm-
mediate possession of the
plant: Now It Is admitted
that the plant will remain in
possession of the company
until the termination of pend
ing suits. After that time the
course 'of the Water board
will be shaped in accordance
with the decision.
Another high-priced attorney
Is to be employed to examine
the bond issue, to determine
if it is valid. If so. the board
wfll sell the bonds. Beyond
this nothing is definite.
Doesn't It seem us If there
had been something like un
called for baste In th clamor
for the bond issue?
Coming".
That dust you hav been
complaining of merely mark
the progress of the candidates
f olng around the first turn on
he primary tack. Walt till
they commence to com down
the home atretch.
Wrong.
Y Editor made a mistake
In referring to Nogi Hashlda
as a "simple minded Japan
ese." lie's -not. He may be
single-minded, but he isn't
Simple. ;,
Memory,
Ye Editor recall that one
a candidate In Omaha said If
he had to be elected by votes
from th Third ward, be
didn't want to be elected.
Ho wasn't.
Hop.
Wonder if those faraeeing
Individual who bought th
Ornaha Water company'
bonds dowa around don't
feel a Hi tie easier now?
nedy of Western Laborer
speak forth. And such speech
strike Jap mind aa truly spoke.
It 1 offenslveneas against In
tellect of Omaha for Bed
papers to Infer that plan
boost by Be la dlffenter from
plan if they are boost for it.
For even to simple mind of
Jap It Is plan that aed plan 1
fixed by law of Hon. State,
and must b same whoever t
boost for It
But I find Jap bran thought
I burden by dream of (0 and
o cant rlt. Imellectly of
Merlcan polltik. bueyl
NOCil HA8HIDA.
u mMt hmt
Seats for Sinners.
"Cutty stool" was the seat of repentance
formerly employed in th Scottish -chtirc'h
for the exposure of offender against the
moral Jaw. . ' . ..
The transgressor- having been deprived of
church' ordinance and duly taken to task
privately, was then compelled to make a
public acknowledgement of the misdeed
prior to being restored to communion.
Each culprit did penance by occupying
the cutty stool In the presence of the whole
congregation, and, was openly lectured by
the minister on the enormity of the of
fense. Occasionally the offender was clad in a
white sheet, the stool of repentance being
painted black and placed conspicuously in
an upper gallery of the kirk.
School primer were first printed In 1535.
NO. 248.
OUR POETS' CORNER.
Troable.
There came a wire from Mich,
today
In cipher form "Justelltopay."
I'm wondering what has gone
amuck
Where Curio Is raising truck.
My hopes of him were soaring
high
Ill tidings travel mighty spry.
I'm at a loss quite stumped
to know
What has befallen Q. R.. O.
The last we heard from Mlchl
gan, Ho was behaving like a man
Tho' not quite keeping to the
mark
Of rising with th meadow
lark.
But this 1 not o very
strange.
Because he' up against a
chang
From former habit. Life In
town
Was all he .heretofore had
known.
Take this from me, he'll
"how 'em" yet
On thl a tidv sum I'll bet!
Now I am waiting for a letter,
To tell the situation better.
W ought to know by Friday
next
Well. In the meantime I'm
perplexed:
But If In durance vile he'
pent,
I'll ball him out with my last
'cent! F. B. T.
Saved.
To Th Humble Bee:
Oh, V. B. T., you saved my
life
When vou flung me that
crust.
The silence was oppressive
and
It seemed that die, I must.
Th air thus charged with
silence.
Was only . rent asunder
When crash on crash did smite
the hllle
' Of Hendrick Hudson thun
der. Th thunder was a blessing,
too.
Of course, It helped me some,
Altho' I feared that when It
neared
'T would sometlrn strlk me
dumb. .
And then how tragic it would
be
My diffident young compeer.
If I should lack to answer
back
Th power to m so dear.
And so thou modest violet,
I liked th crust you threw.
Tho' you bent your stalk and
hung your head,
"A If to hid from view."
U R- -.
. a.nel.
The next day the same old .
pump were Plugging away ,
at th am eld Missouri river
water. Perbap they hadn't
mo now, j
'f ' ?
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MARION OCHIL.TREEJ.
2til5 Meredith Ave,
Name and AdJreos.
Lillian Armstrong, 3872 Decatur St.
Sam Blacker, 1140 North Eighteenth
Derta Bell Blxby, 1501 South Twenty-eighth St. . .High .189J
Marie Cleareland, 1609 Ames Are.............. .Saratoga ...... ..190$
Ellrldge M. Collins, 4214 Nicholas St.
Stella Corson, 2706 Parker St. ........ ,,..-..... Long 189$
Ernest Carlson, 4004 Fort St Central Park ....1909
Wilbur B. Chambers, 3713 North Twenty-second St.. High ....1891
Michael Dotlllo. 1119 Pacific St , ...Pacific ....;. ..1901
Anton Dymak, 1707 South First St Train ...........190$
Ruby L. Davidson, 2218 North Twenty-ninth St.. ..High ... 1891
Eldred Dllley, 2824 North Sixteenth St Lake ........ .1902
Leo Alfred Dorrah, 1715 California St -. Cans ............1891
Edward O. Ely, 2208 North Twenty-first St.....,, Kellom ..r......1902
Irene Griger, 412 Pierce St.. Pacific -. ..... .MOI
Hilma Halt, 1019 South Twenty-second St. ....-. Mason 1901
Mabel Houston, 8018 Sherman Ave. ........... Lothrop -..... .190
Bertha E. Homan, 2804 Dupont St ...Dupont 1901
Milton Herbrlck, 1705 South Ninth St. ........... Lincoln 1898
Frank Krajlcek, 3528 South Twenty-third St. .... Vinton .1904
Maurice Kuljensky, 1901 South Thirteenth St. .... . Comenlug ......J894
I ' n An U tlfftM t 'I 1 K. U-Veh ai. 1
VMiit;a akiuau, ia.U tJJ UlU 1' UICCUIU Ol illgU '' X O i7 a r
Gilbert C. Loomis, 1014 South Thirtieth Ave. ....... High .1892
Maurice Loomis, 1014 South Thirtieth Ave. ...... High ......... ..1894
Helen Leonard, 204 South Twenty-fifth St. ....... High . .a. ...... ..1894
Roy Mansell, 2928 Vinton St .......Vinton 1895
James MIrasky, 1901 South Twelfth St Lincoln 1898
Romaln Mljoxak, 2368 South Twenty-eighth St Im. Conception ..1902
Anna Mlddleton, 813 North Twentieth St.. High 1893
Tllliq Meyer, 2204 South Thirteenth St.; ....Lincoln ...1904
Frances Murphy. 1621 Plnkney St Lothrop ........1891
Mary P. Nason, 2552 Manderson St ........High ...... v.. ..1895
Fritz Nelson, 958 North Twenty-sixth St.... Webster ...189
Mark Martin Neble, 2752 South Tenth St. ........ High ...m...1896
Marlon Ochiltree, 2615 Meredith Ave. ...... ....Saratoga ..-. .1901
Myldred E. Peets, 2904 Crown Point Ave. ....-.-. Miller Park v..1904
Gustav Pietsch, 1716 Canton St.... r. . Vinton ....... ...1897
Caesar Paola, .709 North Twelfth St.. .r. Cass .v.w.r.w.l89
Helen M. Relneke, 2719 Caldwell St........... ...Long . ....v. -1901
Frances "RutTner, 2841 California St.............. Webster -....1902
Ida M. Russell, 1613 North Thirty-third St. ....... Franklin .-...1901
Willie Schuman, 3017 Burt St. ................ Webster 1898
Martha E. Splnks, 4023 Seward St ....Walnut Hill ..v.1905
Elsie SiernsBen, .1129 South Thirty-second St. .....High ....... .-...1892,
Roy Schweitzer, 2108 North Twenty-seventh Ave.. ..Long ...v.-.?t,.189s
Frank Semln, 1319 William St...
e o i.u noon rtki c
UQOrt' cull", too? vuiu uii .. ...... ..'....a . inwai u nouuvuj ,,iOBV
Louise Snyder, 2219 North Twenty-seventh Ave.. ..Lake 1896
Paul E". Thorson, 2757 Webster St Webster ... ... y. .. 1897
Elsie Weiland, 1816 Ontario St. .... .......... .Vinton .1903
'Soaked" the Briton
A story about two members of the Eng
lish polo team,"'Captaln Hardress Lloyd
and Captain H. l. Wilson, was narrated
with much amusement last month in New
Tork.
The two young men so tho story runs
were expected at a certain country house
on the Hudson during the hot weather.
Their hostess had composed with great
care a program for them a program be
ginning with a. cool bath after their jour
ney and running on through a motor ride,
an open-air luncheon, a game of bridge,
tea, etc., and immediately on their arrival
th program was put In operation.
"I know how fond you Englishmen are
of bathing," the' hostess said, "and now,
th first thing, I Insist on your taking a
bath. You look so hot and dusty, I'm
sure you will enjoy it."
But the guests. In - their polite, mild,
English way. demurred. The lady, how
ever, was firm,- and Captain Lloyd and
Captain Wilson, murmuring Inarticulate
and vain protests, were led upstairs by
footmen to two cool marble bath.
They were absent about an hour. Then,
looking much cooler, they came down
stairs, went straight to their hostess and
said hurriedly:
"We are sorry to leave so soon, bu( we
only cam to make a call and our train
goe now in fifteen minutes." Washington
Star.
r
Long Chance for $750
What Is practically a waster of 750
against 150,000 was made by Robert Gal
lagher, a Boston lawyer, .on. the chance
that Hammond Bra man, Harvard gradual
and broker, will die without-leaving an
heir to hi "spendthrift fund."
The "spendthrift fund" of 160.000 was
created by Braman'a father, Orenville T.
W. Braman, who died in 1901, say the
American. The son inherited about $125,
000, beside th fund. When he left Har
vard he went Into th brokerage business.
Later, after he had spent several day In
jalt because of failure to pay . a li.fsX)
award to a man ha had run down with his
automobllo, he waa forced Into bank
ruptcy. A court decided that Braman should
continue to draw the Inoom from the VA,
000 "spendthrift fund" during 4ils lifetime,
but creditor obtained an order for th
ale at auction of th chance that Braman
would die childless. In whloh case th
fund would revert to his legal represen
tatives. 81 nee Gallagher hag purchased that
chance, the fuud will revert to hlra If
Braman ha no children. The creditor
get th r&Oi
A "Rcatcd' Caareh.
Visitor to th mosque ef 8t Sophia, In
Constantinople, notice Immediately they
nter a beautiful fragrance pervading th
entire building. Th solution He In th
fact that when It was built. 1,000 years
ago. th atone and brick were laid In
mortar mixed with, a 'solution of musk.
Those who laid these stones hav been long
forgotten, but th Influence and frsgrano
ef their work remain,
This is fhe
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August 4, 1911.
School. Year,
.v - .vn. Franklin 190)
St Kellom r ...1891
... Walnut Hill .....1901
C3 111 1 U (1 .
.-.Comenius ...W..1904
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Dodging Tip Seekers
J
St. Louis barbers have come ' to the
conclusion that the tipping system 'ha,
greatly increased the number of wen who
shave themselves, and ha brought about
a serious condition In the barber's trade,
ay Success. It Is pot at all unlikely thit
this I true. Neither would it be surprising
to learn that many men take street cars to.
avoid the tip extortion of the cabmen,'
that people choose those restaurant, tf
they can find them, In which boy ar not
hired to stand at the door and exact dim
for hat checking; that travelers deliber
ately choose day coach wher they ar
afa from tip-hungry porter In short,
that there is a general peevishness about
paying twice for everything oh, gets. ,
Various nationalities react differently to
th shock fit- an exorbitant charge. Your'
Frenchmen protests volubly. on the spot;
your German Invoke the wrath of a pa
ternal government; your Englishmen label
himself "rate payer" and write letters
to the Times. If the barbers, understand
things correctly, the American prefers ab
sent treatment.
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Onions, Oil Health
Since Dr. Frederick A. Kraft, the socialist
health commissioner of Milwaukee, mad
hi recent announcement that eating onion
and olive oil I preventive of scarlet fever
and diphtheria he ha been testing th
merits of his theory so successfully that
the oil and onion cure 1 attracting wide
spread attention among medical men. j
Health Commisloner Kraft has investi
gated every recent case of scarlet fever and
diphtheria that be could reach and he has
found ' that In no family where a case of
either disease broke out were onion or
olive oil used. He calls attention to th
fact that districts wher onion ar largely
used are free of scarlet fever and diph
theria. Consequently be urged people
everywhere to overcome whatever dlslik
they may have to the much maligned onion
and to eat It freely. You can ellce It aad
boll It in olive oil. You can eat it raw with'
a little ollv oil poured over it :Th addi
tion of olive oil he considers Important, and.
the best way of all, he aays, la to eat ft
raw onion with oil at night Immediately
before retiring.'
. Jolt tow th Joey.
By some twist of the election an eld
negro had been elected to the offlc of
Justlc ot th peace la a little backwoods
district In Tennessee. Hi first case hap.
pened to be one In which the defendant
asked for a trial by a jury. When the tes
timony was all In, the lawyers waited for
th judge to give hi Instruction to th
jury. Th new justice seemed em bar rased.
Finally on of h. l.w.r. .m,iu.i
him that It va time to charge the Jury.
K webstered one hand Into th front of
hi coat, calbouned his voice, and said;
"Qent'm'n ob d jury, senc dls am a
putty small case, Ah'll on'y charge yo' a
dollah 'n' a half apiece."
Mis Bronx-How do you remtmber what
you gav peopl last yearf
mis Harlem I always keep a card t.
x of Chlrstmas gift. Judge. . . , .
