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WHEN A MART MARRED
The BEES Junior Birthday Book
How to Train a Wife
THE BEE: OMAHA. WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 2. lim.
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"Bay!" exclaimed ihp. Confirmed Cora
muter, trlth.unmiai interest, "did you know
tbst Black' . mother-in-law r.as forgiven
her flapuhier for marrying him and she I
wing to ttv thehi mnney to buy th house
tbey live lri?. That what tlx- heed waiter
A I'lry restaurant, told m today."
. -A, yes.", answered th Hpjwful House
wife with bet; most blase manner. "Marie
Informed 'me two Wftki sko. liidn't f
mention it? toil see the fcl Ka "have a
FTerst h rjurma id -and ,(!' our cook's
most Intimate fricwd. Go hear everything
bout -ttiwrn-jiut at it Interests me," rhe
added, 'rflslrnrrmjouruy. s
The Com muter lace fro xe .with tbe in
evitable wutappoinlrr.iM thai cornea to the
of stale news
-"1 -"' iirtilt you discuss your
neighbors wflhti ffnant Rirls.' he re
marked In his mo rt rim lal accent-. "Does
it ma to Mi a ladylike thin to do?"
eHes-won't havn to be ladylike." aha
ecervslJa. k-c..wust. imperluus nuuiDir.
They leave Wuti.to, tbi-.popula.ee' , , p
"And yet women wonder that there Is a
en-ant problem',' the. Commuter sagely
ejaculated. . .
"Ttay -don't- wonutjr,' hit wife retorted.
"They. , 14 . the men do the wondering
They i e Ijir too busy tr lug to solve St.
I'm t Ud housekeeper,"' she aald with
added seriousness, "und the ' firpt time
It occurred, "to the ordinal cave woman
that a little hoat ftvlpnt add to the flavor
of raw meat she cooked a better meal than
Ten jraj.able of prep.ir.ng. Uut fven yoil
Will have to admit that I bold the nelgh
borhtod record for the perrfianence' and
efficiency f mr'rerxfral -worker-." "
"Anybody could keep a -codV. that Spoils
her tlt' way 'you do." -the Commuter" an
swered 'disapprovingly. "And by the way!
there a1 a!'wot excellent article on ' the
servant problem Th' the niaaxlrie T brought
heme with (no. If you'll read It I'jn aure
you'll gt a great many valuable hints on
the training f servants."
"All Vlght,' i ll read HV .she awld re.
ig-nedly.
.And , tar . the- next twenty minutes aha
was "burled in the ungutiK ha bad brought
bo ma for bar Improvement. , .- i
The Confirmed. Commuter became-,b-fa
:d In one of hla favorite sea tales that
soVnd aa If the, author had thrown a bag
of sea sAH Into a rub of tepid water and
aet (s 'mind and his pen adrift- tor ' the
"Never-Never iand' The grouchy cap
tain of the unvarying yarn -was Just tak
ing his third tnug of beer when the voice
of the Hopeful Housewife-cut across hla
story. ' ' -'.(..
"'That's k Tery good article aha pro-
PPT,
"SHE U1VE
A TARTY
COOK."
FOR THE
nnuncr.;. amiably. "I'm clad I read. 1U
it hw o many -alua.hle s-Jnrtton that
I'm ! I,. .- I'll never have trouble with h
cook :Kain." .
riel1)-!'' aaid -the sratified Commater.
"I thouKht It looked lnterettng. 'Cf course,
I merely glanced at it- What a the genera
notion of It. ay way V
"The k general notion," the Hopeful
Housewife answered. "Is contained in the
story of what the author calls 'a w iae
mistress who nefr has any troubJe." - She
doesn call thf . cook a cook. She calls
lief a 'helper,' and she Bay a she was care
ful td explain to her that the only reason
she didn't want her to Join in the conver
sation as she sem-ad the. dinner was that
shi kept that'faouf sacred to chat, bo-tweeit-her
hustiand-and hrrself-. Twat aha
would, be. nappy-to have. her. oiatn tha
conversation at luncheon, when there vers
caily, women present. She1 also says that
three or four times a year she. gives a
party .JTor the cook and her-friends and
waits on the table herself:"
What utter, sickening drivel." ex
claimed the Commuter suddenly. "J didn't
know such stuff got published! Why do
you waste your'tlme reading Itr
"Because you said vlt' contained, ths so
lution of the servant' problem,", she an
swered scoaxaly. "Ajd it -deea. -If -you'll
treat the cook like a princess and let her
treat vyou. as she .pleases you'll live "hap
pily ever after or until somebody offers
her more1 money." '
vCopyrlght, mil. by the N. T. Herald Co.).
Lorettars Looking Glass
lie-Id Vp to Girl Who is
' ' Tired of WsJUng. 7
JX3 KTOVsl "TO
Percy VckazSejjp
in "that Boc.
Fotz "THE. KEST ,
or the, Even (MS ?
TH2 prjXyf HAVL.
koJLto 5aOjff FOR
rvxo MiEJO AMD
JOSEPHWE HAS OWE-
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5rfE. UDOJTOO SEtlT
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FRKT GRIKB.
SOU baocroft Street
fM
This is fhe
Day We
(elebrate
August 2, 191L
Teg, you "are tired of wa-itirg for the
man. ?Tot a tnss -to cuiiiw ont of the my S'
terlous unknown! and claim you. But for a
real, clearly TnaterfsJljted, rod-blooded piece
of masculinity to -mako' -enough money to
arry you'! And It Is two years since you
feS. tho first thrill of lore an prtd lit
balng emgaged. lie la a One, earnest fellow
with a healthy appetite for a good time.
But he is starvtrtg his' kttng-er for fun be
cause lit la "bfcpeTul ot being a-ble to e&nr
aad to save enough to feed his heart bun-
ger with you. - - .
He works Against the., usual handicaps,
lie la. popular, wlth.,mra. They want him
to share their pleasurea. But bo loves and
wants you, .so he reatsts-and is guyed 1
Tho married ladies who- need f'g men
at their, parties court him with at. assidu
ity that forces him Into acceptance of fa
vors which be Is. too conscientious not to
fnura. occasionally. Aad that takes money.
M he honestly limits himself In every,
way possible. Ho tries to make and to'
save fas you. - , . . ,, '. w..
He sloes not put up Any claim to unsel
fishness. - He-la. not digging and grinding
(or your -fake alone. -hugh ho reasonably
coachjdes Uvat. you. are as , aboorhed la
tho process a, ho, since t means each
for the, other Jn te end. Ho wanta happi
ness lant, -as every othex- humus being does.
And UieUa&ff word ia apelled for Jiicn with
Lhree lule. letters you, . , ' . - .
And what f jyu about? . Ton are get
ting "tired of waiting." WalUnx for what?
Waiting till conditions you yourself create
can bo overcome. - You bavo - exhausted
yonr pleasure In being "engaged." The
eltjr of going about, being coupled off
with a man who is yours, baa gone. There
Is an ."engaged couple" hind' of being
taken for granted by ouf friends that Ir
ritates 'your vanity. It Is do particular
fun to go to "parties,' f or ail'ths men know
you 'belong; mod they like tho man well"
enough to respect his possession. The tx-
MaxLms of Llany Lands
Let hope rule;
JL
Gold requires no lexicon.
citemehfof whining him is waning. He Is
so much "ra- ve that the necessity of
"keeping his love" does not spur you up.
You have made all the .lace-trimmed -lingerie
you can possibly need. Tour eyes
are beginning to .feel tha strain of em
broidering blouses and monogrammlng
handkerchiefs. And you want to be mar
ried and settled.
"Why aren't you? Because you have set
standard for the man to reach. Tou
want to Bve In a certain neighborhood.
Tho rents are high. Tou want to keep a
maid.. She has to be paid. Tou want to
be able to entertain In your own home.
It costs money. Tou want to continue the
card partlea, the . matinees, the two tail
ored -suits a year, that . yqu. Jiav had.
And the man, being conversant with the in
elasticity of ths . dollar, knows . he roust
make vp in .quantity what the specie .lacks
In stretehlne-f?s.
He knows tho value ot money and what
it will not U. Tou do not. But you want
the things that take a good deal ot lt
And he. poor. Innocent! has not the pene
trationIt does not go with love! to see
that tho right kind ot a girl would con
sider xhat she acquired by marriage and
its companionship, its shared hopes, its
two-ply joys, would more than compensate
for A loss of the mere money taking pleas
ures "to w Hlch she was used In girlhood.
What right on earth have you to "be
tired of waiting?" Why don't you throw
down ths barrier you, have aet for him
and yourself. . It's a fashion to say that
-girls lovs more than men. I shall have to
be shown that they lovs the men. What
they really love when you analyse them Is
themselves. Tou are proof of it. Tou
"have become the paraphraser of the oft
Abused adage. "Tha Lord helps them who
help themselves." Tour way of thinking Is
h men love girls who love themselves.
But some day you will Cnd you are mis
taken. ... . "
A ftol Is better than a knave. '
To delay something is to lose.
Laws cbaage as the seasons.
' ' ' "' '
Hes who knows much has much to care
for. ...
What we know not Is often our best sup
port. , - , . :. .
Sayings of Sages
Sorrow comes unsent for.
WeJ"wTi is the best cheer.
- IdlesfesS is tbe key of beggary.
That s our foikI t! n does us good.
Take time when tin- tl.'.ie is, for time will
awk
When you ha-e nothing to say. say
nothing.
Agues conje on imrM-L-scli but go away
on foot
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Mexico City was founded by the Asteos
in 11CS.
First lifesavinf service was organised in
EnglAnd in ISM.
The first canal boat from the greet lakes
arrived in Uew Tork City November St
1821
Westminster Abbey, where George ' V.
wras crowned, was commenced by Edward
the Confesnor in 104S and consecrated De
cember 28, 1065. ' Henry III. rebuilt U in
IMS. . .
Name aad AiMr'r.
Walter W. Anderson, 4236 Maple St.. .,.. ...
Karen A 1 be risen, 341 Ersktne St
Julius Alkin. SI 04 California St
Jean Blossom, 3037 Farnam St ,
Irene BostwKk, lit North Forty-first Bt
Charles D. Bradley, 3 41S Himebsugh Ave....,,..,
Harrie C. Blackburn, 2212 Mason St...,
Harry O. Blackburn. 2212 Mason St ., .
Arabella T. Clark. Fort Crook
Raymond Corley. 1611 Oak St ...
Tllden M. Dickson. 3423 Franklin St
Florence H. Erickson, 3712 North Twentieth Bt....,
Geraldine Eller, 2407 South Seventeenth St ,
Samuel Fentress. 2418 Fort St....,.... .......
Fred Grleb, 201 Bancroft St........ ...... .
Olga Harmon, 4621 Farnam St . ....
Harry Haynea, 3828 North Twenty-second St.......
Alma Jensen, 4 315 Pacific St...... .
Mary Kaiser,, 2020 Martha St ..,
Julius Kruger, 6614 North Twenty-eighth St ,
Frances Klostermeyer, 3781 Sou;h Sixteenth St..,
Mildred U Lelsge, 1034 Booth Twesty-ihth St...
Claude M. Mill. 715 North Twenty-third St
Ruth Miller, 5012 North Forty-second St..
Eugene Mader, 1508 North Seventeenth St .
Herluf Vagn Olsen. 2416 South Tenth St
Elmer Feterson. 4174 Chicago St.... ...
Louisa Pirruccello, 1118 South Seventh St.. ....
Joseph Polfto, 1314 South Twelfth St
Bessie Pecna,' 3426 South Fifteenth St.
Gus Palmer, 1416 North Twenty-second St....
Clifford T. Russell, 41t)S Lafayette Ave.. ...-...
Joseph Roc oo. 624 South Twenty-eighth St
Keward Smith. 2123 Pinkney St
Cecil F, Shopen, 4316 Lafayette Ave.
Lillie.M. Swanberg, 1407 Boulevard Ave..........
Cells Simpson, 2314 Hickory St.
Morris Sigal. 1528 North Slxtec-nttr St
Bessie Tama, 2420 South Twenty-third St........
Paul Tltsworth, 1815 North Eighteenth St.......
Paul Vanderroort. 32 4 South Twenty-sixth St....
Vera Wallen, 2807 Charles St..
Ray Wilson, 3701North Twenty-first St
Fred "Wagner, 1908 South Thirty-fifth Ave. ....,
John ZlUlaberg-er, 1837 North Eighteenth Bt. . ..
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A "Horse On" Scribbler
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CssjlsHWt.es Se sse t tusse (As Tat I
ICai. BUBsKHHsnit
Railroad Pay Roll,
rleic ts1 io he buree.ua .of railway newj
AjC sjAUstics tA.Juae A). 111. gave tb
number of sallway empleyes - as LCSt.S.
And eompensAtloA for -the Tear tl,U7,0K,vM.
vsAMe'tvi:
r. t r ..V. rT; -VA : v:- roV-;
I 'M -f. ..' A It.
-AT
II I hsd 'BKK been tctnpte hJ
tfcoas gauh'IQi-itt be a free
freight cars has increased leas than 100,00,
Thu warrants an estimate of 1.7&,aS
emplojes for all'xallways whose compensa
tion w as H.17ZJ1O.0A9. .' bemg the largest
pay roll In history by ever HW.OUO.QDO and
this before ths advances of last spring were
fully In operation.
Lbor In IMS received 12 per cent of tbe
groae earnings of the railroads. In five
yers since tbe bureau began Its record
the averaere daily pay of ail -rAilwAy em
ployes has increased from H07 to K.3.
Since 1W4 the average daily compensatloBi
of railway englnemen has Increased 27.1 ir
cent; of firemen. per een.; of eoaductors,
2S-1 per cent and of other trainmen, til par
cent. The increase for all classes was ap
proximstety M per cent '
RaUway equipment In the United States
tn V1 Included 6S.IB locomotives, weighing
4.ZT1.0US tons, without tenders: S.B pas
senger cars. 1U4.MS freight cars of aa
average of thirty-five tons, and KM Out
comiBy's cere Ktnce 19W the number of
but there has bees aa Increase of one toa
per cr in averagv rapAclty. -
The fellow who makes a mountain out of
A -molehill should have no difficulty la
putting. up a bUiXt Boston Herald.
Daazling prospec ts ahoulan t Basse a man
blind to bis own In teres ta ' - '
fJO'' BY JOVE! I
JT (I'VfHJuCA THERE IS
v Beauty, pon I xi
Jfl,s8 JT
THOSE EYES.
THOSE DREAMT
ETtS SAT, ICAHI
r then vt-f ni
THAT BOSEplP
MOtJTUI JUST
IWE T PE
MISS CP I
toiu. MEET
HER OR TC
IN THE ATT E Mr
I TOLP HA6ut. I
HAP SAW VOUSg
SOMEWHtRaS
Z REMEMBR
I SEIH Y003E
AT THE VHEE
ATER WHAT
CD A THINK OF
The 30 Aim
THEM CrtNKS
CALLS THEM"
SttvESAaoRS
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11 "N.X S NMl 1 1 II.
-Hew s the garden getting onr
That was the way Scribbler's friends
greeted him erur. in, the season. It al
ways waked Scribbler out of his preoccu
pation. He would talk to you by the howr
about his garden. But a change has corns
ever the spirit of Scribbler.
"His garden is It?" rays Dolan, the
chauffeur of Scribbler's wealthy neighbor;
"ure. his garden is the thorn In bis flesh."
Nowadays, when his friends meet him
they steer the talk , away from any refer
ence to gardens.
It all bepan in the spring, when SertbWer
felt worn out with his hard winter's work
ard the sedentary occupation- of the writer.
"Tour nerves are played out," said his
doctor. "What you need. Scribbler, is out
of door work. Something light and yet
not too strenuous,. .Why don't you go In
fcr A little amateur gardening?"
t Scribbler went 1" for it
He Is one of those quiet, scholarly men,
with glasses always perched on his nose
at A perilous angle. He generally sits
on his spins, bis chest is hollow and bis
back is round.
But he took to the garden joyfully.. He
dug it up himself, he enriched tbe sou
under the joint ad ce of his neighbor and
a newly acquired book on "How to Make
the Home Garden Pay." He planted it
with ths things he liked beet
Scribbler's health -nproved by his labors,
too. A healthy sui.ournt tinge succeeded
his old time pallor sod ths light of en
thuslasra kindled la his near sighted eyeA
Then tin oay when Scribbler had run. up
to town. his neighbor's pony, a frisky. 111
regulaxed little pet of the children, found
Scribbler't garden gate oen and ram
bled in.
He liked that gcKten. He stayed some
tune. He ambled here And there In Its
narrow, but agreeable c -nfines. The dam
age that pony accompli: bed was a moral
cataclysm.
- 'Tis tha only time I her heard Mls
tr.r Scribbler swear," confessed Iolaa to
Ms wife. " Twas sstbonishln', I nlver
haard such grand wurds in me life. Pure,
1 think 'twas Greek he used, ur maybe
Mfcsopotanian. or wan o' thim queer Afrl-
" 'I'-'fc
HE TOOK TO HIS GAUPEN
JOTFULXT.
eaa UnrwIdgAS."
Scribbler's bed of choice peppers, which
he was counting upon for rare spicy salads
In August and September, was ruined com
pletely. Tbe- potty- had eiseply rolled over
ard over In the soft earth, macgttng the
young plants, and also wiping out several
aostlguoua b4&-'
The birds followed tbe example of the
rosy. Wbea they got through with the
berry buahts, their work was commendable
for Its thoroughness.
Scribbler gave It .p. He turned the thing
ever to the maid-of-all-worh. And gave ber
another raise tn salary to look After the
falling fortunes of his ardn.
"1 made a bad break yesterday," said
one ef his friends. "Inadvertently, I eased
Scribbler about his gardes. 1
What did he say?'.
"He looked off Into spaca," said his
friend, "and quoted something literary. I
think It was from Kmersen. It wss soane
thing about All experience being very aweet
whtti looked at from the Ideal point of
view. But when looked at from tbe petat
of view ef aetual experience it is sour."
-Poor Scribbler."
f1' Knew All About Moses
Mrs. Perry Stark west her, in charge ot
ths department of women and children of
ths Minnesota Stat Labor bureau, tells
of a peculiar experience she had recently
when visiting the borne of a woman whose
boy did not sttend school regular'.
"Your boy must not remain away from
his studies." said hlra. Starkweather. "It
Is my duty to see that bs Attends."
Tbe mother looked very much surprised.
She Informed her caller that the child
was ''very, very bright much blighter
thaa some ehUdrea who never miss school.'
To prove ber contention the proud mother
summoned her eon before Mrs. Stark
weather And asked him to tell what be
kew concerning Moses of blblloal feme
-Well." said tbe child, "there ones
lived a king whs All fbo time wanted to
kill children. Moses was ths hid of a
woman who chucked him la a laundry
basket and threw It la ths weeds. Ths
Icing's daughter was hiking along aad
found tbe laundry basket She picked up
tbe aid aad beat It!"
The eyes of tbe proud mother fairly
sparkled when the boy, after aa elaborate
bow, left .ths room, Bt, PauI Plspatcb.
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