THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, JULY 25, 1911.
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Vhi Andrew-Johnson was filling the of
fice of chief executive, owing to the tragic
death ht PrestOeM Unrallt. his wlfe'wss lM
great an I n ft 1 1 1 to be more than the nomi
nal rriU) Vf the While Houm.'
The rnai.y l a fk!" devolving' upon the hos
tess of trie executive mansion devolved
uion their daughter, Martha.
Khe a borh In'Or'efnvYl'.e, Tenn.. October
23. Let and I.er. education was acquired at
Georgetown. i'urlrig tier school day. In
PriiUnt, Po'V '4 administration,' she n a
frequi nt VlmV'it- kl the White House, where
ahe was ;axnrward 'to officiate.
She returne' 6 tfr Tennessee home In
lfc-'J, end.a?w veirslatet became the wife
of Judge .Ii;lJ T. rttteraon. On'Januarjr
L when President Jobneon held h!
rat reception, irt. Vartha Patterson was
ed in the. work cjf entertaining fhe
many vlsttors, by hef'" widowed lister.' Mn.
ftover',. -.---
During (he spring; that followed, con
gress made an appropriation, of $.10,000 to r-ftirnu-h
.the Wlte JUouse, and the pur
chases. were ,njade;' unler. jhe superlnten-
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Martha Patterson
dence of llrs. I'atUrson. It was at this
time that a new feature waa Introduced
Into the Ttfe of the White House-chUdren's
parties, which were given by. the ' presi
denfa grandchildren, at which , over 900
juvenile were Invited to a party la Which
there were dancing and a supper.1 '.T ' .
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Uncle Joe" Having Fun
i. mu nrmmw was iybum msmm cum rtm scuu esx m Nn
n (eTTT H (Shock siTAiiTfi call w?T 1
( LOOM. CHOCLATE. too-KrD t'p I A 1MVCH OT AN Erj) Ai&tr? K
CAHI KEEP 'EM IN YOUR J UEr.fc!y ;
SHED? THERE AlHTHO R0QtJ T ' 1
Iforem iT jjjj, 1 "
Former Fpeaker rahnqn. In a recent ad
dress). In banvllleeaid. apropos of tariff
revision: v , '.
TarlfT revision Jbreatepa to Involve the
free trader and the protectionists in a
fight aar endleas, and as.dlsastrous aa the
f'xht. jt fr. BucVleton and Dr. Rusk.
Vhese doctors, though the belong to rival
Ahools of rnedlclrle, were fast friends un
Ur recently. '"Then rW. Buckleton fell sick,
and tr. Kttekt leTng the only other phy
alclan in the fotrnahlp' at once took charge
of the "case.' 'tr. Rusk'! treatment waa
boat efficacious' ajid Df. Buckleton's dan
gerous' sj-mptomi' Ya'ijldly disappeared be
fore) it; yet thla treatment waa diametric
ally oppoesd o all the patient's teneu and
beJIefs.' and Jience he foiigbt It atoutly.
"80 titter. In fact, waa his prejudice that
th treatment had to be administered by
rkec. and ' during 1 11, admlnlatratkm Dr.
Bkckfelpn protested Vltb. all hla might,
both vocally" acd physically. Held down
flrmlx In hla bed", yelling and swearing at
the top of bis kings. pr. Buckleton only
swallowed by compulsion jr. Rusk's hated
remedies, w-hleh. nevertheless proved no ef
floaclous that Id a miraculously short time
the patient! was. on his feet axaln.
"Ths fn-af" thing fce did on feavlng the
house Was to rtalf Df. 'Rusk and beat him
so severely- that' hla' life was despaired of.
Jnthls contingency, overwhelmed. with re-
morse, lr. Buckleton took charge of his
former friend's case, treating him by the
methods of hla uwn achool so capably that
Ft. Rusk, to his chagrin and mortification,
won saw himself coming- round 'with a
speed and certainty that seemed ..hardly
probable.
"Dr. Rusk Is not yet on his feet, but he
expects to be so shortly. n fact, thanks
to Dr. Buckleton's hated treatment against
which he protests in vain. Dr. Rusk was
able yesterday to announce that by. ths
end of the week at latest he proposes to
shoot Dr. Buckleton Into the lwing image
of a coal screen."
Going Down, Anyway
He was a man of convivial habfts, well
known by his Christian name. "Jamie. One
dark night an acquaintance found Jamie
lying at the foot of an o'uslde stair.
"Is thst you. Jamie? he asked" In m
voice of the greatest astonishment.
"Aye, It's me," replied J scrota. In a re
signed tone. ' '
"Have you fa'en doon the stair?""
"Aye!" said Jamie. "I fell doon; hut I
was comln" doon. whether or n 00." Metropolitan.
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4137 Ernklne Street.
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A seaers.l wsimhig has been sounded to
the masculine contingent. In Chicago and
a nervous .. tremor " runs through the
lungr ulemtait, the meBabout town, for
n longer -snajv thetr hearts prove invul
nerable to ths seductive graces for the fair,
or unfair, Mt If tbey hie themselves
to a ccKain Cklcao hostelry for their
Meta., ' " ' ' ' '
Ths; comp1ex1oa room" hi this great busT
bear.thst Is' sT' stirring np the Windy
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C3ty, and It la the idea of-a hotel pro
prietor, who has gone the .beauty doctors
one better. Br- studying ths cause and ef
fect, he has solved a problem which has
worried) women since the advent of Eve.
No woman need worry about her dress
If she-frequents this ''complexion
Nor need she not worry about her freckles
cr her abnormally developed- nose. - (The they go unnoticed.
enterprising hotel man Is arranging a
scheme of oelors for this chamber of en
chantment, which will harmonise, or adapt,
to any dress or any design of suit. By
the clever arrangement and blending of
color tones, he hss succeeded, he declares,
in securing such a subdued effect that
even physical defects are shrunk until
Loretta's Looking Glass
She Holds It Up to the
Girl Who Squeals.
Name and. Addrnsi. School.
La Blatta Brown. 1718 Xicholaa St --lion .....
1 Ruth E. BrUler, Doflse St Saunders v. . ; . .
IMary Bolampertl, Ill5 South Seventh St.. ft. rblic.ner.g .:.
i Off ft Henri Itlli B"n Cnuft VlnstoanlS St . . Iich
Esther S. Belrcont. f.4 South Twenty-fourth Ave. . . .High
Carrie Babxa, 8611 South Thirteenth St..... H!w. Rcscwater.
Rosalie Card, 2809 Sherman Ave I '
Charles Cllnes. 2474 South Eighteenth St Castellar 10S
Alopslna Joseph Connor, 2607 Bristol Si Sacred ITeart. . . . .1898
James K. Cumlngs, 2010 Castellar St St. Patrick. ; 1900
Louis Cutler, 1441 South Fourteenth St Comenlus .1904
Lemar Coryell, 4027 Miami St Clifton J1U1 1901
Edward Carlson, 8304 Leavenworth St Farnam 1908
George Alex Dolan, 1305 South Fifth St Train .. . .,. 1900
John DodullI, 127 Poppleton Ave Train .1904
Merle E. Dunlap, 2605 Maple St Lothrop ...1898
Burns J. Duke, 2716 Burdette St Ions; 1896
Roth May Draggoo, 4824 Woolworth Ave Beals .'..1905
Margaret Elder, 811 North Forty-third St High 1894
Ray S. Egan,2502 Decatur St Long 1901
Ida Freldman, 608 North Seventeenth St ....Cass 1904
Sarah Fleldman, 1123 North Seventeenth St Kellom 1903
Neddie Goldenberg, 416 South Tenth St Cass 1895
Robert M. Glasgow, 1524 South Twenty-sixth St Tar ... 1900
Joseph H. Hollander, 2319 North Forty-fifth St Clifton Hill 1902
Lucille Hirsh, 2613 North Seventeenth St .Lake -.1905
Herman Harm, 302 South Twentieth St Vinton .1900
John Hoch, 4506 Ames Are Central Par. ..".. .1895
Gertrude Humphrey, 4137 Erskine St Clifton Hill 1899
Halen Hansen. 4335 Marcy St Columbian ...,,..1898
Harry M. Hackett, 1720 North Thirty-third St Franklin .-.1898
Cecilia Jordan, 5313 North Thirty-first St Monmouth Park.
Leo Jedynak, 2704 Walnut St
Nealy Johnson, 1515 Military Ave ,
Barbara Kafka, 2686 South Thirty-first St....
Louis Kaufman, 1115 North Seventeenth St Kellom... .190
Marion Lowe, 6104 North Twenty-third St Saratoga;. ..1898
Millard C. Lamb 1766 South Ninth 8t Lincoln , 1901
Lillian S. Llndskog. 4227 Ohio St Clifton HI1K . . , .',.1904
Frederick MUler. 1412 South Sixteenth St . . Comenlos a; . . . 1902
David Machenzie, 2630 North Nineteenth St Lake ........... 1903
Charles W. Myers, Forty-eighth and Burdette Sts. . Walnut Hill. ..... 1905
Marjorle O'Lhea, 4315 Franklin St Walnut Hill 1899
Louis Prltoosky. 3528. North Thirty-eighth St Clifton Hill. 1898
"complexion room" will remedy these ae-
fects. and It offers many possibilities.
According to advance Information, - this
In short, he guarantees diners In his
"complexion room," immunity from harsh
contracts, and assures beauty.
Athletics Make Women's Feet Grow Bigger
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Whose business Is the housekeeplnr. any
way? Yours, or your husband's? Tours,
of course, you reply. If. he were, to try to
boss it, you would let him .know that he
waa trespassing. Tou do as Interfere tn
hla business; and you would give him very
plainly to unlerstand that he could not In
terfere In youra.
Then, why in ths name of Justice, do you
convert him Into an errand boy? ,
Ob you don't? Well, you Just do.
"John, there Isn't a loaf -of . bread tn the
house. Run over to the corner grocery and
get some," you say.
With rage in his soul. John runs. Yet,
you would show him if he Interfered In your
business. That's just like a lot of women.
As long aa man In serving them, or filling
the breeches which their laziness or in
competency have left, it's all Tight. He can
bo drafted to tack down the matting, be
cause you forgot to engage the man. He
can be greeted with all kinds of orders to
render domestlo service on his return from
the office. He can be sent to get the bread
you have forgotten, or the "meat you did
not take time to order because you were
busy sewing. Hs can be ordered to Inter
fere with whst yon should have done; and
you never realise that he hates it. that It is
one of the things which makes a married
man wonder whether It Is worth while de
luding himself with the Idea that a home
and wife are a real comfort any Joy.
It makes sny normal man mad to have to
go home from his business and do what you
have neglected. He does not ask you to
run errands for him. He trots around and
gets ths things hs needs to run his businei
Then, if he resents being turned Into errand
boy and sent after bread that hs has spent
the day earning, you sizzle with righteous
rage and accuse him of unwillingness to
"serve the home." Great goddess of wts-
dow. What has he been doing all of ths
long hours of the day?
Ton seem to think a man is playing, hsv-
ing fun, all the time be Is away from the
house. It never occurs to you thst the
grind and the strain of the day in business
may be lightened by the anticipation of
coming to a home where he can be quiet
and comfortable. Then, you send him for
a leaf of bread.
An effervescence of anger, of disgust at
your Injustice makes the trivial errand an
outrage. He reflects ur"i the independence
he has given up to marry. He sneers at
himself for expecting to get the calm and
strengthening- Influence of a wife's love In
a love-made home. Hs realizes that the
small Irritants which fairly bristle all
through his day at the office have sequels
in domestic aggravatlona. It la not ths size
of the service you Impose upon him. It's
the fact that Is revealed by your asking lt
He thinks It shows that you do not csre
enough for him or of his comfort to prepare
for It. He gets "sore."
And he has a right to feel Indignant. And
when he gets so thoroughly mad that he
would rather stay down town to dinner
than come home and play errand boy, don't
you sneak and snivel behind the excuse
"that you tried to make him happy." Maybe
angels can be happy and uncomfortable; but
men can't Make him comfortable, you sel
fish, lazy wife.
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,..Im. Conception. ...1896
...Walnut Illll. ... . .1897
, . . Dupont .' 1904
Josephine Pardoc 1816 Lothrop St High
Hyalmar Peterson, 328 North Thirty-fifth St. Saunders . ,
Margaret Peters, 3510 Leavenworth St Columbian
Isla Pattlnson, 311 North Twenty-fifth St. ......... Central ..
Arthur Pedersen. 8511 Center St Windsor .
Margaret Ryan, 313 South Thirty-sixth St Columbian
Nelle Ryan, 8857 Seward St... , . . . . High ....
Helen Reinhardt, 4307 Commercial Ave Saratoga .
Elvlna Russell, 3833 Fort St Central, Park
Maud M. Sullivan, 840 South Nineteenth St Leavenworth
;....1891
.1905
...1902
... ..1898
. ... .1902
.... ..1899
...:.189S
1898
,1896
..1903
Nick Schlro, 2207 Pierce St
Lulu Starkey, 3030 South Eighteenth St
Clarence Sorensen, S603 Florence Boulevard..
Jennie Stuart, 2447 Webster Ave
Mildred Swangon, 1402 Harney St
Michael Tigue. 1412 North Nineteenth St
Louise Tlmme. 4204 Miami St Clifton Hill 1900
Raymond Wlllett. 2501 Corby St .....Lothrop .'..1803
Joseph Zechmelster, 1101 Dominion St .....St. Joseph.. ...... 1893
. Mason ...
. Vinton . . .
. Saratoga .
. Saratoga .
. Columbian
.Kellom .'. .
1896
1901
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.V. .. .1905
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Some Good Games for Men
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Traveler Sees Strange Sights
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omp' .Iet' ff a, brewing larger each f There are more girls In colleges now
than then. They go in for athletics, and
"sneakers" are a Joy with tem.
Then, too, tbey have grown unafraid at
ay. srSMt the thief reasen why Is that they
are using them more. Whea women wore
No. ) sh twenty ysar are. taey took
their ' recreation. Indoors, -reading novels
The golf, Unks .aad the- tennis courts have
changed that, rder of thtage. When golf
teams popular here there waa posted ka
tie lab tiofeaaa. this notice: "No French
(eels ejiOwoJrOa the links." . When tennis
tunels tor'tts tthlttlc fling "women anew
kith wilt brlner tsid that there was n ac
tion I Utbi shoe, so Ihcy mors tennis
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the ordeal of meeting a No, IVt shoe face
to face. Really,. It la their own fault if
they have allowed their feet to grow, but
they don't seem to mind.
Had Him "Faded" .
' A negro, having won a dollar at a crap
game, decided te spend' It oa havfng his
fortune told. The fortune teller ted him
late a (loony room wuh dirt aaagin
and mist red lights. She took his 'palm.
traced It with a dollar, spread out her
cards and then said:
"Tou are very, fond of music; you like
chicken; you have won money at crapa.
and yon have been In JaiL"
The nekro looked at her with bulging
ties and finally ejaculated:;
"Men goodnrtia. lady; why you Jest read
maa iuiiMMt thoughts!" Metropolitan.
Early closing on Saturday Is likely to
bring a number of discontented men to
gether during the long- afternoons, says
the Brooklyn Kagle. . It is not advisable
to have them . about the . drawing room,
which may be needed for the mothers
meeting or equal suffrage committee; and,
if left to their own devices. tby are likely
to get Into trouble. It la far better to pro
vide, them with wholesDme, Innocent amuse
ment of a kind that will keep them from
wasting their money and one of the best
games for this purpose is called "Ralse-the-dust."
This may be played any bright
afternoon when the husband has brought
home a few friends from ths office. A
number of rugs and carpets are hung on
the clothesline In the back yard, and ths
players, provided with stout sticks of
rattan, beat the carpets in an endeavor
to get as much dust out of there as they
i nn When the dust no longer Ties, other
ruga and carpets are submitted and the
game toe oa. ' '
An ex. Lent game to be played dlrecby
after a h evy snowstorm Is called "Snow
Fly " la this game tl'.e men are per
mltted to dress like Indians, after which
they are provided with shovels and per
mitted to carry - om their epert oa ths
sidewi'k la front of the bouse, saya the
Ielintr.'..r. The object of this gams ts
to see which one of the players can re
move tl.e greater quantity of enow within
a glvin ti'T.e
t Ths aviing houss eloaAlAS usuajiy
brlngs out ths worst side of man's na
ture, and It la, therefore, wise to pro
vide some specially merry game to di
vert hla attention. In one of the best of
these games the players attire themselves
la overalls or cast off garments snd have
a jolly time taking down the storm win
dows and fitting in ths screen doors and
windows for ths summer. At ths con
clusion of this revel they may be served
with bowls of bread and milk.
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Kindly Knocks
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The chronic kicker generally gets corns
on his conscience.
A girl of 14 is st to think that her soul
Is yearning for the unattainable, when tbs
trouble really Is that she Is 'hungry.
Many a man gets vertigo of ths morals
from beating the devil around the bush.
A stitch In time saves Bins cuss word a
Fame is merely aa entree that comes
with ths feast of fortune.
A married maa must expect to get a
good roast once In a whlls, especially If
his wife does ths cooking. ew Xerk
Editor The Bee Magazine Page: Since
writing you about some of the odd things
one finds In Texas. Oklahoma and Kansas,
my traveia have taken me into North
Dakota and Washington, among other
places.' Perhaps The Bee readeis will be
interested In a' unique religious convention
I saw and a strange funeral pageant.
The religious gathering brought between
5.000 and (.009 Catholic Indians to Fort
Totton military reservation, not far from
levil's Lake, N. I) . tor their biennial con
ference, held on what Is called Crow's hill.
More effectual work among their tribes
men was the apparent-purpose of the In
dian leaders in the movement, and discus
sion was quit satisfactory, so far as an
outsider could see. This gathering proved
a most Interesting spectacle and was a
great holiday occasion as well as time for
I serious counseling. The whole family came
along -in-most -cases, and they lived light
on the ground. Orators were heard in the
native tongue and many, Euhaioiuuies and
prleets who can use the Indian dialects
were In attendance. Evidently tue faith of
these Indiana is strong and they want to
bring others Into touch with it.
' The funeral I mentioned was the
strangest, probably, ever held in America,
and It progressed throuch the streets of
Heattle. and ' the corps was a hammer
toe Insignia of the non-progressive, or
knocker. Residents Informed Inquiring
strangers that, lately the knockers, enemies
of Improvements, had become so pestiferous
that It wVs decided a drastic remedy waa
needed. Bo soma Inspired genius proposed
a funeral, with cremation of the hammer.
The Idea "caught on" with a hurrah and
the whole city, knockers as well as
boosters, had some hand In the subsequent
proceedings. A funeral parade waa out
lined and organised, with a brobdtgnagian
hammer enthroned In heavy mourning on a
draped catafalque, drawn by several teams
of black horses.
Sad-faced pollcemeot led ths Une, with
the mayor and ether city officials follow
ing and a heavy-hearted bunch f bandmea
playing the dead march from Saul, with
variations rung la by soma rapscallion wit.
Ths streets were thronged with many
Uiousaada of men, women and children,
a ho seemed to duly appreciate the sig
nificance of the auspicious (or suspicious)
occasion. On bunch of sUa.'i ri iu...ii
at this snulUludlous ".-.fake" .r.ii)j.
of the member i the 1 Juliet cl'iU v'
Statu a abuse piis l, .'l U...
took form. They were cowled, somber and
funereal in manner and hearing-, and they
carried draped hammers.' Really, the dis
interested observer became depressed, for
the time being
After the main hammer had been set on
the funeral pyre and the latter had been
set afire, thla feeling wore off suddenly,
because the speech of a former mayor
cleared up the reasons for the procession.
Then, when It was all ever, so far aa the
fate of the hammer was Concerned, a war
dance, or Joy dauce,.waa started by several
thousand agile cltlsens and cltlsenesses
around the consuming pile of flame. Not
only did they dance; they sang and shouted,
and Imitated victorious redskins after a
a ar party In which many scalps had been
garnered. They f urnlbhed, In tact, a most
striking contrast, because their antics wsre
shot through and through with hop for
the future as well as Joy over the lmma
diute destruction of the sign of tha
knocker.
And with others ! wondered If such St
funeral might not be a good thing to offer
us libation to the gods of Good Cheer front
a great many other cities of this .land.
That's one reason I'm writing this.
I forgot to mention, up above. In' citing
Texas, that when I waa In that Stat ths
boast was common that the watermelon
crop thla year Is something tike 13.CC4.0W;
still, wherever I go the price of sliced, and
Iced watermelon Is sbout the same as
always. Is It the Ice that adds tq the
price of the melon, or does Texas eat all
the millions of melons shs produces? It
she does, medicine for the stomach ache
must be In strong demand thereabout.
M. J. & .'
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Black Friday
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la England the term Black Friday .wag
first applied to December C 1715. the dsy 01
which, news reached London that ths pre
tender, Charles Edward,, had reached
Lwrby. .
Wild speculation in gold In New York?
a&d other cities culminated In a monetary
crash on September lit UTS. that swept
thousands of firms and Individuals lot
..' aucial ri!1 and raustd a k.-oai:nrclal 4e
!!. . ,111 u.tiufl M the eighties of
the 1.1..1 tettury. lenJw tht: insiu of ta
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