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THE r.HE: OMAHA. TT.IEAT.' JULY 2!. 1011.-
i.i-11-LU'li. i...- ' 11 PI , 'i-L.. 1 U'-S-JJU II
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Bleat of the Innocont Bystander .: 7-1
This is fhe Day We CeleLrate
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"I see thalaxisue Americans ' e going to
bu.ld Hacrper Vm niun style botel In
London," raid tbe.ii--ular-Fellow. "Ten
stone .high! Dy -most bav. rather low
skies for or raping tsr JLenuoo,.". .
"The;prlo wilt do Mie.sky. scrnplng," as
sured h Inmnmt bystander. - "Dkln t you
rt-ad that the men building the hotel. re
uccowfuf hot mn? - Leave that sky
scraping stuft tu tlm. I notb-ed they saM
they didn't xeeL-.:anyr Irejudtt on tbe
Part t tbt lingluili, Jsst because thtyj
v.ere Americana.' i-lu the -didn't a e
ord aboet -tlwi tirejudlce of tl several
hundred-AmiJ'n fluckut through Lon
don every n., L, wuaikr it they have
given that a-ipakI inard thrsk. : i
V "An American hoknt ii bondon ought to
ure lire mi.. ,t WtW'V Uey win nave
iue water. i hat's -tin AnicrUao thing you
ten gi't-m. a SUCocwif ul Aimriciin hotel, and
I'm reliably .lafw.-iod. yoa nurely arou3
contempt for your tax-barium If you aik for
It on oaIm-p.. sitlaa ,oX.,the- puddle. - The
only use thay -have. tir ,lce water la for- a
tawlh. Jt Uki Uu pUtlif.r(ul. .
"Then .Hiry'lb. probably have such tvpi
cally AmCTiaa-boteK necessities as French
chefs, aVwina waiters. Italian porters and
English-, cfearobermHMls. . The diamond pln
cunhk. behind, -,t a register, thould be an
American, and the bellhops should, too all
excepting tbe boy they send, arouad to. page
for. the telephone. ad he should talk Vol a
puk. . i?.'";
"To makeTit a. roRuiaj- American hotel
they should, rearult , a- -small grmy of mu
seum Riant s J( have aetnd. as dentists' ad
vertisosnente and-doo'U .mind, what kind of
uniforms they. araset sut.ta the Porte.
cocher-.lr..-.The,ull--dreg uniform of the
sJmlral it the Jiwles. nay la-moat favored
tf til men fin wHl accept any amount
from a haJf-doUar tup--fr decorating' the
curb with their prxeenea when your taxlcab
rolls tip. They chodrid'he a selected regi
ment of ultra haughtyjptersons In secret
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"I'bTKA HACUHTY." -.1
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orCer degree t'Sm coturirNone o h
carafn and napkin before the diner,' on to
cull tho rruin who takes the order, one to
take the order, flti exalted one to-take the
wine order, one' to' deliver ttl 'iAeal.' the
oilier to deliver-tbe wliiejajiofhe. t.i:i
move the crumbs, one mere t--brine; -the
finger, bow 1 arid their business represent
tailve bo coilect the tips.
-"For the bar there should- be-aeveral. well
combed dispenser' who looV IMte Units
States senators, several professional oiitB
erners, a few shrinking violets . -who pay
the telephone girl to page them-frequently ,
a, number, of Insidious tpuch'.. artists and
tli men who can tell a story, when U it
their turn to buy. , Cpholster the lobby with
a few chair warmets. much onyx and aolld
gold and let the revels begin.". ;v ' 1 -"'
"They may even steamhea the rooma,"
suggested the Regular' Fullow. .'- r
"The Magna Chsrta forbids It."' replied
the Innocent Bystander. ,- ,
Loretta's Looking Glass
She Holds It -1'nr-lo t!e;Slri
Who Hatches Tronblo
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I wonder 11 tfc .girl- ever- Jired. who did --hot and unveiled aummer gun. . Jt,dld not
t
-t m.-
not thrill -to -the- splendor f -achlevemant
when a" great UHdge is arched with tedious,
dangerous f(oclT4!E(i .r.r1ier. And, In
ber heart, she hss1 'almost worshipped the
man; ' the enirtaVer, roi 'brain directed
tiw work. Bhe has reveled In the thought
of, thv aefvlca t" humanity. -h hss b en
thankful' fer .ha Jtadr xif a tlmV when the
weeping toirentoaft take' 1U' toll of
human life. She has rejoloed In the work
of ' tlftf brldge-htindeV -and in the bullderl
But yoii. who dally build bridges, ars
not a. causa for rejofcrng: Toil aref a source
of, misery and" discontent. For you not
only '(jonstruct "HW hrtdge,' "but ' you "create
itha yery td'rren't'fhatM'U to span.' You are
lA: worrierf Toi are the one who crosses
thsVrldges1 you bulla1 6 veY" the stream 6f
trouble)' tB'at 'you :cauaa 't6 "flow. Tou seem fretted over
never to know -with what a weight you
burden the minds Sf'thbdm who are forced
to 'listen to your' bridge plans. Tou are
lnjperrioos o the protests that they make
a Jalnst your ' finrieoessary labor.
listen to this? There was 'another like
yj. Bha bulit .ao'lfiany bridge that ahs
ha her family Wa state of constant con
fusion) It was utterly impossible to keep
a map' of " her constructions. They endured
her foolish, wasteful work. But they tried
to keep from her 'all. th,e materials with
which she Vigh.eVeCt new slructurea of
worry? '.,"V .', ....
She., bad.'a. coptinuous stream of worry
always" runnjng. .Aid ,'over It .she flung,
a, thousand spans, fhe wo'uld .look up at
da, k cloud Mv sujnmer sky and lmroedl
J;ely Segjn abridge.. A picnic, party was
slarUnf on, and she added, to the lunch
baskets a choice, collection of cumbersome
umbrellas an 4 overshoes for fear It would
rin. And all dav lone, the ridiculous Im
pedimenta ha to 'pa dragged, about, In the
rain. When: one of her loved- ones .went
out of her sight she began to bridge-build
If the bour -at which ahs. expected the
wanderer home came and no-' wanderer
materialised, she stewed and fretted about
her building . till the house was In UirmolL.
Bhe .telephoned. And the .waodere, with
bt heart at trdng jerked away from a con.
genial party,-trotted .home. Ilka .a trained
poodle, resenting tbe .Insinuation that she
was not of sufficiently sound tnlnd. And de
veloped reason to know how to take cars
of herself,
But the building of unnecessary bridge.
the forcing of others. to furnish the tiro
bers and making 4 them uncomfortable by
the continuous noise of the never-ending
hammering, had an and.
' Because she bad worried and stewed and
little things, mere fanciful
floods of trouble, a real torrent cams rush
ing down .upon her. And she Bad no bridge
to cross it. ....
Death came like, a bolt out of a clear
sky. A dear one died. For two years the
menance had hung above ber. 'but she
would not tell tbe bridge iuUderKlecaus
It would make her work harder than aver.
Ahl those two years! The on who 'had
needed sympathy and comfort was denied
It because of. tbe passion of tbe other for
building bridges. And now the reproach-
plies mountain hight on the builder of ton-
needed bridges when she 'thinks of the
two years during whtch her loved one was
calmly and quietly approaching the bridge
over the river of death-Hone.-; Think- ef
all the wasted effort! Think of the help and
the comfort the builder might hev gi
to the one who trod the hard road to tho
real bridge! s -- s"
Oh, builder of bridges.' forsake your use
less work! f -' v'-"
(Copyright, 1W. by th Ns T. Herald CoJ
j f ' ; !A Sore Sub j ect Lightly Treated I Z I
i-,n .u,ilL a. woman by Jier . feet. The
X-tay n. - And. Uaten - pretty Aearly . all
pretty-women Mok alike 1 IU They are
swans, heartily ashamed .of their ex
trernMisa ..: .i
Dr. Kleorco Boseabaum.- th X-ra er - of
UU fcteai hospital ot -Philadelphia, .has
1W 'X-rwy photographs -et feet, many of
tham- taken through ahoa and ail. in a frac
tion f a second, for th X-ray ha of lata
progressed rom slaw freight to -lightning
xpressL-' -He etartwd In flvo year ago.
eqolppod w4th emtonstv surgteal knowledge
and th best X-ray equipment In th oouo
try And be hasn't -round perfect foot
n woman'yeC - ' ' ." ' "
M'hereVer be goe-on th street. In th
rra, at a dan re he' finds th old Illusions
lost foreVer'. because there doesn't remain a
singl woman who I free enough from
corns or biwlons'to U. Jngle"hOp revive.
All.' - 'are "TrDbys' whoao' fet bavo lost
their prtstln purity of -tin and th ln
nooanb of their nnalahgeg aad nletaUrsals,
which tar "Joints -and bone. ''
Hr are a 'fewv ttrtftgs about women
which you can reiliblr leaf-rf TKira 'thslt-
feet, according to th PhlladeYphla "North
A woman will follow, the fashion If It
cripple her.- ''-. , - , -
A woman will wear shoe half ta sis te
abort for her until ah takes to bar death
bed, '
A woman will wear shoe two-' si sea 1
narrow for bar after shs lands tn ber oofftta.
. A woman can never find a shoemaker wh
can make shoes to fit her. this -being no
sham to th shoemaker,, boceinse . - -
A woman has never been born wh win
let her shoemaker fit her with- sheas the
real sis of her feet. - " v :
- A woman will -deny the --fact that her
shoe are too tight until th pitiless X-ray
prove they are, -and then she's Just
likely ttf explain that-they're comfortable.
whatever the horrid old tay says, anyway.
The wtl Important thing' CBoeA woe
ean be learned from' her- feet :" ami tbe
greatest of them Is Vanity; which eovrth
a multitude of bunion,' ' '-" ' '
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A Trifling Query .
oMored cKlson of Oorgt town had
rovtd'ed' oft on ooaalon rarh feast for
nuner.oi hU friends, among whom was
Included, the, of Mount .. calvary
Church, v . . ;
Th ntsos do rosistanc of this banquet
waa-fs tanogoese, TA Pn bird, Peter 1 t
olalmed-h ntlniaier, - casting aly glance
u bis host. "An Xiua a bird aa ever I soel
Wher did To l -! -iv.' - '
Th ncsX-eadeealy teok aa an added dig
iJty. CEhuw. mc saa said hut dat
aarsr-luWsmnghry pusaonarsjuestion. sah!
When yoproauhe -a wpeciaiiy good ser
mon, sah. doe Ier aak yo' jwher yo"
git It? Any way. aah, dat's a trivial mat
ar( it seems t ma." New York Press,
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221 North -Twentieth Street
S70T South Twentieth street;
PRIDAY,'
Railroad Speed in the -Good Old Times"
July 211911. Y V
NaiwB ajid AdJress.' ','.. . , Seboot?. Ymr.
loul M. Andtniork, 1770 South NJnth St.. , Lincoln .... .i..l8
Arthur .B-lxUms, Corner Btat and Main Stg Sgrgtogg '.il....l03
Erwin J.Bltterllch. 4340 Erskln St r CUftoti Hill. ; . . . ,.l0l
Edna Mav-.Bilby, 4 7 ST North Eleventh St .....Sherman ....... 14
Jesse Blaclt,-1809 South Flftr-glxth St '.....".High - ., . . . . 1895
Marjorie Bosworth, 24J8 Manderson St. . . . . . . . . . Loihrop-.i .1819
Leo.,BIcker, 60 North' Twentieth St Cafes .'.". -... .1994
Florepce Clark,-19"I0 South Nineteenth St Castellar .1897
Angolfc CorigJn, 8409t. South Twentieth Ave ; . Castellar . . . ,1905
Lucy V.Cottln,' 601 South Thirty-eighth Ave. ..... Columbian .......1905
Frank D. Dunkje, J55 South Fifty-first St Beals " .". . : .V . . .1899
Marlon Dickens, Fifty-third and Mason Sts Beals 1899
Belle Greenberg, 2217. California St.. Cas i.1991
Joseph Grahon, 1918'South Eighteenth St St. Joseph ..1903
Lillian M. Gustafson. 1114 South Forty-fifth St Walnut IUU .1895
Edith GJlsbn!,..,2o3"3' Jorth Fourteenth St ...Lake .1900
Lillian Hansen,' Forty-ninth and Pine Sts. ... ... Beals . . .,1900
Howard IHeken, 3328 Myrtle Ave..... Franklin ...... .'.1894
EJolse-HoweJL.3013 Franklin St Long'.. . , .1903
.When the first passenger ' railroad over i
built waa ooened . In England In IRS the
train traveled front one end pi th Una to
the other, a distane of twelve mllea, la
two hours. One of the best known writers
on th subject, -of railroads At that .day,
wrote as follows:
Nothing ean do "more harm to th adop
tion of railroad than the promulgation of
such nonsena aa that we ahall see loco-
tnotlve rrmveUng at th rat of twelve
miles an hour."'
Today, with locomotives traveling at. ths
rat of seventy-five miles an hour, one
ean look back at Wood's warning with a
feeling of amusement says the New Tort
World... In UZt a locomotive waa Introduced
in -this country, and In the following year
Peter Cooper experimented with a locomo
tive on the Baltimore tt Ohio railroad. Th
flues' of the, boiler wer mad from gun
barrels.- Th holier was about th size of
a flour barrel.' Coopev- relssod wlth con-
stderaMn satisfaction how on the trial trip
of this engine- be passed . a gr-ay horse at
tached to a wagon. t-
At present tbe railwarstrdteag. of .this
country is nearly 150,000.1 and according to
statistics compiled by - Prof. William- B.
Bailey of Tale university for th Indepen
dent, this- mileage has - am equipment-.-of
more than ET.000 locomotive, iB,O00 passen
ger par and S.000.00S freight oar. .
A. better ldea of the -extent of this
mileage and equipment may be gained when
wa realise that the mile is sufficient to
encircle th earth- with a, ten-track road,
and the freight cars would form five lines
stretching across this country while a per
son traveling from New Haven, Conn., to
Washington, D. C. could pass th entire
distance with a eontlnnoua lib of locomo
tive on either side, and the pasaenger cars
would reach over s.SOO mile. - The rapidity
- - -. --
of th growth of American railway systems
become apparent -.when we ; realise 1 that
ther are probably., a hate million ieaple.
In this country who were born before a
locomotive was ever placed upon "a rail
road track In the United States. v .
Vivian A, Hover; 103 North Fortieth St
Emerson Howard; 1914 South Eighteenth St.
Leo Kraane. t?3'V6rth Thirtieth St.
George T Kirk land, 2700 Seward St.
Louisa Kraft, 270? South Twentieth St
Mae Larson; 2219 North Twenty-ninth St
Fanny Le Vinson.. 71 4 South Tenth St. ..........
John Looker. 472? 'Saratoga St...:;............
La Faughn Lehnhoff, 1419 Hawthorne Ave. ......
Dorothy Men valoe,; 4220 Harney St
Harold Moser, 270 Jackson St. .... t ........... ,
Wllnna Mel0U..48,":.Sewatd 8t. .'. .
Arthur illnkus, 1348 South Twenty-fourth St....,
John Met2grr',3li South Twenty-sixth St. ... . ... ,
Mary McDowell 1 52 2. Reos St ,
Alice E. Moeller, '2104 North Twenty-ninth St....,
Patrick. Mostyn. 701 ff. Willis Ave. . . . ,
Anna O. Peters, -8712- Ohio St.
.Walnut. Hill. ...1899
. fjastellar ,". .'.I960
. Farnam .i.,d. . . .1100
,Long ..V. 1994
.'Castellar' w.1901
. Lake . . . . . . .1905
.Lincoln' Z. . . . . ...1995
; Central Part'. . ; .189S
. Franklin C". ..'.. ,1990
. Columbian . . . . , ..1903
, Farnam . J. ....... 1993
IKellom ;;,N188$
. Mason .. .'. - . .1905
.Park.;-. ;:190
. Mason 19D3
Long . .. t . ., .,. 18 19
Lake ". , , , f ,2, . . 190
Howard Kennedy.. 1902
Caret! L(se, 1
. The 1st Judge Albion W. Tourgo was
very fond of children, and his most treas
ured anecdotes always concerned their
droll sayings. On day, malting a call on
soma relatives, th little daughter, of th
house cam to him 1n a sorrowful mood.
, "Well. Ethel, what's the matter Tn gyrh
pathlxed the judge, ,
"Papa gave ma a whacky-whacky,"
sobbed Ethel.
"Bad papa! And where did he whacky
whack Ethel T"
"On 'the back of my tummlek,"' was tht
tearful reply. Metropolitan.
Fred Stromberg, 43 05-.Saratoga St. . .... . '.; High .'- . .1891
Ethel Stewart,-7 09 Hforth Eighteenth St. . Cass : ...i . . . .1905
Mildred SuUivanV 1830 Clark St, . ; Kellomif?i''iH1905
Ojal Sales, 2110- Oak St .Vinton .,. .1. . .1818
Helen K. Spafard, '.2210 Ohio St. Lake '. 1904
Me A. Saigon, 2219 North Twentieth St. ......... Lake . iJw . :19iS
Nettle Vashlca. 9,1? Pierce St, Padflo V. ...,', 199.
Herbert H, Woodland, 2310 8outh Thirty-third St. ; Windsor . . . i. ;.194
Rttfu V. Whitley. 411 Patrick Ave. . - ......... . Walnut Hjll, . . U.1994
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Holiday Traveling Suits ' v
. L, ,. ' OMAHA. JULY 14,-
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1911.
THE lUBLE BEG.
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A BTINQER.,
.Editor
, Communications welcomed,
and neither signature, nor re
turn postage required. Ad
dress tbe Editor.
NO ADS AT ANY ''PRICK.
Exncrlsaeat. '
The proposition to- open the
school houses to the uses of
neighborhood clubs has In It
more of merit than appears on
the surface. It has been tried
In other cities, notably Roch-
. eeter, N. T-. where It has been
found to work well.
Why not try it In Omaha T
The objection that the gather-
. Ings may , muss up th rooms
Isn't sufficiently strong to an-
- swer. The people - own the
school bouses, and if they
want to us on or two of th
room for meeting places they
oaght to hav that privilege.
If th rooms are mussed up
any what are th Janitor for?
, And the people pay the wages
of the Janitors, too.
Try tbe experiment.
- grareotloa.
A short course in th con
stitutional history of th
United States might hav a
soothing effect on some of th
statesmen who are now ramp
ing around the country. At
any rat It would give them a
better understanding of som
thing they apparently do not
know, .-
. -
Wise Maxima;. J
Ha that ,dee pays all debt. t , . s .
Talu doe net 'always jjngl.'
It lake tw to make a Cjuarrei.
Intentions often die witlp words. . '
. -. r - . . . l I ; ,i t ,
UoUvm are th aarde .workara. , ,. k
r .U -..i-.j.-A
repining life la a hagvncg dsssbj .t;..
, t --.
Non I a fooJ.aJwayaovory-- sooa-
timea. ' "' ' -'' ?e4-e
Th wormwood of conscience embitters
vea sorrow.
Whit.
Jim' unterrtned democrats
hit on bull's-eye when they
congratulated Hon. Lowbeck
on 'hi record in congreaa. , It
la the best a Nebraska oon
'greesmaa . aver bad. It la
absolutely whit, not a mark
of any kind .having ba mad
upon It. -
.Notified.
. persistent - perusers of this
dear fountain, of information
. war no taken by aurprie
whoa Way or Jiaa want on th
warpath.-- Tho Bumble Bee
ba oomaMentiy- warned them
that something i was coming
oft, ..-.-
-'-. - Clevv.
" Yoo'v got to glv If to our
pet little weatber maker,' when
-he get down to bualnosa. H
surely gnaw how to make
summer weather. '
Tig,
- Teddy had no trouble trsrk
Ing th dlkdlk In Africa. MThy
'not loo him upon th spoor
of tho .dfekdlek In Washing
ton? , -
: t i- . .
i ' Lather. .. '
At' any rate, the barber
knew what sort of mixture to
nroear for tn dti council-
HUEBAH FOB EAUM0S7 1
-Where to Ilold th Con
vention nt Fremont Is
Now th Qaeatloa.
(From a Staff Correspondent.)
FREMONT. Neb., July X
(Special. ) Quite a problem la
before the committee -of ar
rangements that haa been
planning for the reception of
the democratic state conven-.
tlon. Th apparent Impos
sibility of getting them Into
one building I giving a lot of
trouble.
Tbe ordinary democrat may
be made content quite easUy,
but with the prospect of enter
taining Dick Metcalfe and
Harvey Newbranch and Mike
Harrington and Jim Dahlman
and Ed Howard . and Dan
Btevena and . a few dozen
others, each militant, th com
mittee halts undecided.
One outsider has mads a sug
gestion that may b adopted.
He thinks It might help to
sidetrack th train from
Omaha at th stock yards
about a mile east of town,
near the crossing, .and let the
delegates from Dougls county
hold their convention In th'
sheep pens. They will cut as
much Ice there as they will
anywher else, and will do a
lot leea harm. -
Falling tn thia.1t Is proposed
to have the convention .- meet
at th county fair grounds,
wbero plenty of room may be
had for the proceedings.
Praia.
LINCOLN. July Hi (Spodal.)
Old Do Blxby tunes his
typewriter and warble thualy;
FREMONT CONVENTION.
The democrats from Omaha
Are coming by the score;
t hear their- Joyful "bio
hurrah" For forty mile or more.
Jim Dahlmsn la the lion.
He's the blgreet one of all.
And he's going to - punish
Bryan
For the way b "Went last
fall.
There will b - som heavy
Pwtng
., Of tb earth where they
eavort;
There will b much fclo-hur-
f thing
h democrats sort.
There'll be patriots from Cus
ter 4
Who for honesty wiTt strike:
When th clans at Fremont
muster ; .....
W shall also hear from
- ..Mike,.
........
And when . Harrtngtew . got
miry . : .
With his- Tisrty snickersnee.
They wtl! hlr-rturrsh ns dlsxv
As he cuts dowil Willis m B
There win tv. a ieal nf tdrkmir:
AMI waste or morn nnt air:
Wild hurrahs and worlds of
tite-tnr
"Vwrtll be glorious ta be there.
EIGHT HERS AT HOME
Matter that Hut Iatret
th Pvlieat rtrssrr
-' Briefly Told.
' Among other former friends
Mr. Bryan roar have k chance
to welcome at Fremont wUl be
Charley Fanning. Dick Met-
calre migot enter into an
archaclaglcal debate with him,
too.
Several of Shallenberger's
local regiment of colonels yet
remain to be heard from. Col
onel Marshall, Colonel Byrne
and .aevcral other appear to
bar been forgotten when th
roll waa called.
Wouldn't Pat Ford and
Charley Bermlngham hav en
Joyed that meeting of th un
unified ft they coUld hav
boea-therof Jt wa mora Ilk
a democratio convention than
anything that haa gathered la
Omaha since tb fall of 1WL
Tho triumphant and militant
Bryant tea should think of the
Dahlmanltee and tb words of
Captain Clark at th same
time. . "Don't cheer, boys; th
poor aevlia are oyiagi"
' Bryan may hot hav any In
fluence In Nebraska; but he
ays . b supported - th ticket
all ear Jjahlman, and th
Dahlmanltee congratulate th
party that a lot of other demo
crat wer eotd to office.
Draw your own conclusions.
Th nsw law contain no
provteion that will prevent aa
automobll stopping within a
block ot th poll to let a
voter get out
-. .
m.. t - . mi..
moo and Harmony." but th
Jacks apparently can't bear
them.
Scat.
-Tb fuss over -the end seat
seoms to b Just a little far
fetched m view f th fart
that tb par cars ne-tain on
all tb big lines, and the open
summer ear la seldom sen ex
cept eoraln In from th ball
park. Some regulation . aa to
standing on the- platform
would M snor eeanoaabl.
Ootagj. ',
Perhaps you thpught we
were kidding when we told
yoa t watoo tho pre it see of
Fa Bourke boys. Tbey surely
have been making the other
fellows go tor, the .last Jew
weeaa- ' j
Tom Ffrnn will hav to cut
weeds -with -only tldu. . Bull,
If that amount Is wisely ex
pended It will help out nloely
at the primarie and tb Weeds
will surely last tiu then.
0TTK POETS' C0B5XE.
ojcrlngr.
Iv been hoping and. wishing
ana praying
That th poet on a Michigan
farm,
Might diligently stick to his
haying
But . alas. I hav caua for '
alarm!
HI last poem reveals -things
so plainly.
Though 'tis couched In most
comical rhyme;
Can you wonder . th - story
should pain me?.
."Killing bugs," "fighting
ants'.' all th Urn!
He Is eager to gain Information-Well.
I'll tell you. my Jolly
. old rube!
It was hotter than. .Satan's
-plantation.
Till tbe mercury slid down
th tubel .
Just what work F. B, T. Is
ngagad In.
Tm too diffident bar ta re
late. But I'd know you e'en though
you wer ragd In "
I'd exclaim. "He my f Hand's
shiny pate:"
As to Welch h Is doing som
better .
Keeps en gueewlng and try
ing th pedals;
If he'd turn on th fauoet
marked witer"
We'd bur him som valuabl
medals.
You seem -anxious to know If
In Benson,
Any buildings soar up to th
sky;
If you find en m glv yea a
. pension
Nothing soars, but thyr
sore 'caus it's dry! .
Now believe me. 'twould pleas
- m to answer
All those queries that bother
your brain.
But 'I'll ask you to wait if
you can, sir
In th meantime, go harvest
yeur grain 1 F. B. T.
' . Another.
Y Editor expects ta see on
the market shortly - a second
edition of '"Bryan: A Biog
raphy." .by , Harry - New
branch. He knows more of hi
subject now than he did a few
years ago.
S , I - ,v
Authority. .
in sora cities, a policeman
strikes a prisoner at. his own
peril-. In Omaha some of them,
do It to show how strong they
are.
. . Hell.
In Chinago you drop the
niekl first, nowaday. They
learned this from Bt. louts.
Omaha Is la Una If s a great
gam.
Every provident woman Is planning her
vacation trousseau, . and tb wis -virgins
who can mak their own clothe find they
can hav half a.dosen gowns to th on
that, the unwise .virgin must buy ready
mad. Summer fabrics ar Inexpensive at
first hand, .hut' ' ndw- they hav been
marked dawn to Irresistible figure, while
the dressmakers' .charge remain out of all
proportion.' " r"
i Th :light-welgh't "ootens' show novelty
stripe, shepherd checks, voiles, cnajuoe.
monl cloth, rep and serge, while some
-lovely materials' ar sine and wool, such
as popllnsV madras, etc. .Th two former
ar highly dealrabl for holiday traveling
suits.
Be sure to havw a carting little bolero,
which, by th way; I so easy to make
that .even the unwls virgin, though a be
ginner, can give it a professional air; hav
some big revers of satin,; touch It off with
llttl eatin-covered buttons to. match and
little "frogs" made of tiny bias bands of
th satin ' scraps ' folded Into on-lnch
loops. Tbny- are lawfully smart, being seen
on th Imported English tailor suits, and
you can mak them with your eye shut.
Hav one jf ., nw yok skirts now so
deservedly . popular. It ba tb "flat
back," wbleh. being interpreted, means a
deep Inverted and Invisible pleat that re
lieve th tanstoa of .th very narrow skirt.
which, however. JCaahlohabl. is decidedly
ungraceful to ea to and disgraceful to
walk in. Have th eld ft Instep length If
your feet are shapely and your walking
boots good style, but not otherwise. Ths
boots may be tan er russet. By all mean
hav a white suit of linen, gala tea or cot
ton rep, canvas cloth,' or linen - etamine,
mad In a Jaunty-llttl Jacket coat and
six-gored skirt. -Th shoe may now be
whit jcanva 'ties. ''
With both of thee suit wear tailored
shirts, which hav com to be as to dis
pensable In a woman's suite as In
man's. Tb tailored shirtwaist has no
adornment, hut caraf ully. laid tucks. It
closes (in front, thank heaven) with a
box pleat; tb one-eeam Bishop sleeve
ads m a plain." heat cuff at' th wrist and
is finished. at the, neck with a collar band
only, to bo .worn with standing collar and
mannish four-ln-hand.' Slmplloity ls.lt
only charm, but Its "set" declares "th art
that, conceal , th art." and . may . account
for Its outlandish prior ia th shop. Mak
it of linen 6f lawn, as "costly a thy purs
can buy,"? aad ' paver . wear it If mussed.
If you most hav a fancy shirtwaist, get
cotton voile or batiste and mak a llttl
tucked waist, ttpoa - which sat a fancy
shaped yoke, ..extending 'well 'over th
shoulders onto .th sleeves; embroider
this ; yok In p34 bin, coral and ' lilao
cot tors, and outlm th design with black.
You wiU then b.'ra th rag."
Do not be without a charmingly French,
bewitching princess-emplr combination In
foulard, pongee, nesaalln. ehlffoat vol Is
or crop da china, and wear with It a dear
llttl chemisette and Under-sleeves of
daintieat white. .With, suofc costumes wear
(latent leather tramp.? . '
-. A most charming modal shows ornamen
tal bretelles over, shoulders, holding up
th lower part f -th waist, which looks for
all tb world flk an apron bib, and-has
a "cut' UtU "fancy -tucker."" It Is" Joined
at th high waist to a three-pi ec skirt.
It is showy in black-and-whit unit k
effect even heightened With accents' of
black velvet, but loveliest In dotted Swiss
with lac on. lawn and embroidery,
An attractive costume ' for afternoon
"ear "la shown la' th Illustration,", devel-
Ii
oped of whit embroidery Oounoiag. ahv
sultabl for bordered soaterlala. Tb waist
had th body-and-leev4n-9PS effect. .The
skirt was on of th new yok designs.
FsuadesaosilnaB. -.
.aiur tnv wuai sn was aoing wnen
sh deprived fishes of a voice." , r
"How do you make that out!" ' .
"What It a flb 114 to cecal AVer vry
egg U laid r Toledo Blada,
