THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JULY 20. 1011. ii THE OMAHA DAILY BEE rOVNPED BY EDWARD ROSEWATETl VICTOR nosEWATEH, EDITOR. Fntpred at Omaha postofflcs M second class matter. TERMS or SUBSCRIPTION. undsv B. one year WW Fattitday Bee, one year 1 I 'ally K (without Sunday), one year.. 4 00 ally Bee and tfunday, one year DEUVERED lit CARRIER. Evening Bee fwtth Sunrtiiy). pr month. Ko l'ally He Including Sunday), per mo.. Sic alv Be (without Sunday!, per mo.... 4.V; Address all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The ne Building;. South Omaha tiffi N. Twenty-fourth St Council Bliiffs-15 Scott St. Lincoln 2. Little building Chicago IMS Marquette Building. Kansas City Reliance Hulldina. New York M West Thirty-third St. Washington 72T) Fourteenth St., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE Communication! relating to news and editorial matter ahoiild he addreaaed Omaha Bee. Kdttortnl Department. REMITTANCES. Remit njr draft, express or postal order, r ayable to The Bee Publishing Company, mly -oent stamps received In payment of mall account. Fersonnl checka except on Omaha and eastern exohange not excepted. JUNH CIRCtTLATION. 48,466 Ptats cf Nebraska, County of Douglas, ss: pwlsht Williams, circulation manager of The Dee Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that the average dally circula tion,, lees spoiled, unused and returned copies, for the month of June, 1911, was 48, iM. DWIQHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this first day of July, 1U. (Seal.) ROBERT HUNTER. ' Notary Publta. Sabacrlbera lestvlnsjr tk city tesa orar11y ahoald kae Tke Be (nailed to thesn. Address will fee changed oftM as reqaeste. Well, who threw the first brick, anyway? It takes a good deal of heat to thaw the heart of the ice trust. Faint heart never won a ball game any more than a fair lady. Dr. Wiley's troubles seem to have multiplied after he got married. The Wiley case is adulterated, It seems, but probably more with patent medicine than politics. Would it be proper, then, to refer to the discoverer of the "Dick to Dick" letter as a muckrakess? According to the political advance agents, our old friend, Berge, is get ting ready for another splurge. The girls who shot Millionaire Stokes In New York are indicted on three counts, a count to a shot. Another proclamation giving the reasons why over the signatures of our Water boarders is about due. Canada's Ideal government will be better when it does something toward preventing those deadly forest fires. The only music lacking in the dem ocratic anvil chorus Is the click of Colonel "Johnny" Maher's typewriter. "A Revolution is On in Hayti." News Item. No. "A Revolution is not on In Hayti" would be a real news Item. Mr. Bryan names two presidential possibilities from Texas, but neither Cone Johnson nor Joe Bailey Is among them. This Damon and Pythias act be tween Senator Hitchcock and Would be Senator Shallenberger is almost pathetic. Why should not congress begin in vestigating Ty Cobb for stealing enough bases to beat Washington's ball team? The War department has Jobs for college graduates on the Philippine constabulary at $100 a month. What a temptattonl Champ Clark says hoodlums run nine-tenths of our elections. Was Champ "put over" by the one-tenth or the nine-tenths? The direct primary levels all. The beckoning portraits of candidates for police Judge and for supreme Judge occupy slde-by-slde window space. They were to have excavated the Maine last January. But, anyhow. Its hull will b ready for the Inspectors, reports say. within two months. Can there be a deal In Texaa oil which Senator Bailey does not know all about? Boston Transcript. Now, there you go again, trying to besmirch a fair name. No doubt some of the men who de cided to tell the truth about the Lori mer case realized at the time it would Involve a lot of blackwashlng from Lorimer's apologists and defenders. This qcean-to-ocean automobile highway will look like the trail of a serpent, or perhaps the map made by a centipede procession, if it takes In all the cities and towns that would like to be located on It. The Nebraska rural life commission Is starting out by taking up the ques tion of taxation. We should think we would have had a taxation commis sion if it were the tax problem that the legislature wanted tackled. The democrats will meet in state convention at Fremont, while their old-time allies, the populists, will hold their stat convention In Lincoln. In the division of the show it looks as if Fremont captured the main perfor mance ring i Is Intensive Farming Losing? Ad agricultural and good roads ex pert at the real estate men's conven tion In Denver raises the cry once more about soil robbery and renews the dark prediction that unless our farmers give attention to the methods of Intensive agriculture the "soil of the country will be exhausted in fifty years." He states unequivocally that farmers are not acting on the scientific advice given them as to intensive cul tivation and that this is the source of much discouragement to govern ment experts. We are at a loss to know by Just hat method of computation this ex pert figures out that fifty years will be required to impoverish all our soil. James J. Hill, who used to make sim ilar forecasts, has even placed the limit as low as twenty-five years. Though, be it said for Mr. Hill, he seems to have had his gloom dispelled and Is now viewing life very cheer fully from the cool, breeze-blown coast of Labrador. We may be permitted to doubt whether this expert is correct when he says that the farmers are not learning the lessons of intensive agriculture. There are evidences to show that they are. The steady Increase In produc tion per acre is one of them, one of the very best of them. Competitions and schools of farming all over the oountry are others. It does not seem quite reasonable to believe that, hav ing had all the advantages of Intensive crop raising pointed out so systemat ically to them, the wise old farmers of this country would deliberately turn their backs upon them. We believe that Intensive farming is making head way every year and that there Is abundant proof of it. The govern ment's own agencies show it. Their aid in reclaiming and Irrigating land Is the essence of intensive farming. To take a different view one must believe that all the agricultural colleges, ex positions and government experimental stations are failing to accomplish re sults and the people are not prepared to believe that. Athletics in College Course. The board of regents of the Univer sity of Wisconsin has made athletics a part of the regular course of study, which, when combined with literary work, will count toward a bachelor of arts degree. As great an innovation as this Is, It seems to be but the log ical result of the tendency of large in stitutions in late years. Development of the physical side of the youth has come to be generally recognized as quite essential in the intellectual ed ucation and Incorporating athletics into the curriculum is but reducing them to a more scientific basis which will tend to promote their value as a factor in tne young man's training. Wisconsin takes this step at a time when it Is engaged in trying to reform athletics among the institutions com posing what is known as the "Big Eight," and therefore Its action is be ing criticised as an attempt to entice students away from other schools. This comes under the head of prosely ting, a capital offense with the Big Eight. All that criticism, however, is purely technical and may be entirely ill-founded. The point is, Wisconsin has taken the most advanced ground in a direction many Institutions have tended for years, and If it can accom plish the two-fold purpose of reducing college athletics to a better science and purge them of all unfairness and unsportsmanshlp It certainly will be doing something which other colleges and universities will sooner or later see fit to emulate. No school, college or university can afford to be Indifferent to the physical development of youth. That is a tru ism. It was a long time in Impress ing Itself, but It has finally done that. Now. the only thing left is to perfect the ways and means of doing what is conceded to be necessary without overdoing it. If Wisconsin has shown the way, then all the better. Of course, Its Innovation will be an ex periment watched with critical obser vation. The Shelving of Lord Kitchener. Americans who have not taken the pains to Inform themselves that politics dominates the British war of fice, may bo surprised to know that England has sent Lord Kitchener, its greatest soldier and military genius, to the quiet, sequestered post of pro consul In Egypt, instead of placing him in charge of the army's reorgani zation. For Lord Kitchener had the hardihood to say what he thought were the defects and remedies of the army, which is admittedly In need of reorganizing. Lord Kitchener evidently speaks his mind too plainly. He is what, In the vernacular of American kings of commerce, would be known as an "unsafe man." Therefore, put him off in Egypt, where he cannot in terfere with the bureaucrats in the British war department. The argu ment they are using Is that he Is "advanced in years." He is 63 and looks to be about 60; as robust and strong as most men of 40, as was generally remarked on the occasion of his late tour across the American con tinent. It Is estimated that in five years Lord Kitchener could bring Britain's army back to a high stand ard. Certainly he would be good for five years of hard work. Too bad tor Great Britain if it has allowed politics in the military arm of the government, for that Is an arm on which Englishmen lean with much complacency. It is conceded to be de moralized In organization, poorly manned and entirely inadequate to the needs of the kingdom. All this Lord Kitchener pointed out and the ways to reform it. He ought to know, since for forty years he participated as a leader In all of England's great military engagements. But In Egypt some diplomacy Is re quired and Lord Kitchener is ad mitted to have enough of that to make a good proconsul. When he re turned from the orient this last time, England professed to be perplexed to find a place large enough for his use fulness, where the kingdom might profit by his services. That now proves to have been an illusion. What was wanted was a place small enough to hide him with some show of dig nity. Commission Flan Signers. Although The Bee's commission plan petitions have already been signed up by many more than the necessary number of voters to make them effec tive, we are constantly receiving re quests from voters who want to at tach their signatures, but who have been missed by our solicitors. There has been no Intention or de sign In the circulation of these peti tions to discriminate and we do not want anyone who has not been asked for his signature to feel that he has been purposely overlooked. We have not the slightest doubt that If the peti tions could be presented to every qualified voter In the city 95 per cent of them would promptly sign up. For those who have been missed, and who wish to have their names on the petition that puts the commission plan machinery In motion, we have placed blanks In The Bee business office, corner Seventeenth and Far nam streets, where they will be acces sible generally to the public for a few daya yet. Political Archaeology. Our amiable democratic contem porary would like very much to side step "the more or less interesting archaeological question" as to who threw the first brick, and to unload responsibility for the resolutions de nouncing Mr. Bryan, adopted almost without dissent In the recent demo cratic county convention, made up of that sheet's proteges and employes. Political archaeology never was its favorite study, for there are too many musty documents in the archives that it prefers to leave sealed and un opened. The records of the Jackson Ian club, for example, are still In scribed, unless secretly expunged, with the following resolution adopted by that repository of pure and undented democracy In the heyday of its power, not so many years ago: Whereas, A publication known as the Omaha World-Herald assumes to speak for the democratic party of Douglas oounty, and for many years pant has reoelved some recognition and patronage therefrom; and, Whereas, Said publication has proved Itself recreant to every trujit reposed and an Ingratc to every favor shown, and has wantonly and stupidly betrayed the party and its nominees; therefore, be It Resolved, By the Jacksonlan club of Ne braska, That this sheet does not represent the democratic party of this county and has forfeited all claims to Its confidence; that democrats should beware of Its libels and falsehoods And should know to a cer tainty that It belongs to the tribe and speaks the language of the dervishes and defaulters. Delving into political archaeology is a more or less Interesting pastime even In hot weather days.. Wait for the Verdict. It might be Just as well If the vari ous engineers and experts would make fewer guesses as to whether the bat tleship Maine was blown up from within or without. The country had just about relapsed Into the comfor table belief that it was an exterior explosion, when along came General Blxby, chief of the engineers, with the explanation that such a thing was im possible that it was the explosion of the ship's own magazines that sank it and nothing else. As we were about to accept that, after more digging and developing, "expert" opinion swings back to the theory of an exterior blow-up, leaving us high and dry between the two. Of course, from the day the Maine went down, and war was declared on Spain, opinion has differed as to the cause and con ditions of the ship's explosion, so that no one may hope to settle the ques tion conclusively now. It would seem, however, that as long as the govern ment has gone to the trouble and ex pense of resurrecting the remains of the vessel, to find out the truth, If pos sible, we may as well defer the ver dict as to how the ship came to sink, it there is such a thing as determining it exactly, until we have the official report, which should be near at hand. Writing to The Bee from Brad shaw, John B. Dey ventures to ques tion the standing as a republican of David Anderson, South Omaha's pio neer. We would have one and all un derstand that "Uncle Dave" Is the original and unterrlfled republican in these parts. He was present as a del egate to the convention at Philadel phia In which the republican party was born, In 1856, and republicanism exudes from his every pore. "Uncle Dave" Is now In his eightieth year, and he has voted for every republican candidate for president, beginning with Fremont aud Lincoln down to Roosevelt and Taft. The old political war horse at Bradshaw owes "Uncle Dave" an apology. hrurut'd tke Nebraska Yoke. Houston (Tex.) Post. The Commoner mentions everybody as a presidential availability but Harmon and 1'nderwnod. The Ohla governor U a tool f the Interests, a creature of the corpora tions and an enemy of the plain people. I'nderwood Is one of those obstinate fel lows who doesn't, know enough to bow his neck for the Nebraska yoke. . EookincBackwanl 1 his Day inOmalm COM PI LCD FROM DF.R F1LFS J J Jl l.V bo. L Thirty Years A go Again ths hottest day of the season. Max Meyer's big thermometer ellmed up to 140 degrees, and thermometers In other sec tions of the city reachd 100 In ths shad. The government thermometer registered Vn. Q. W. Frost, ths Union Pacific govern ment director, returned from the west. W. N. Yates and K. K. Hayden announce dissolution by mutual consent of ths part nership existing In ths firm of W. N. Tates A Co. John Bogart, the New York engineer, who was here to look after the sewerage of ths city In connection with City En gineer Roeewater, left for his home. The Bemis Real Estate and Loan agency la offering to loan all kinds of money at I per cent. Twenty Years Ago Omaha Is restored to membership In ths Western Base Ball association. Many of the old players who went to Washington, D. C, when the bust-up came, wire they will return, but Manager Shannon "can't come back If he wants to " A big mass meeting is held at night at the Orand opera house under the auspices of Central Labor union to discuss the eight-hour day and the sentiment Is over whelmingly In faror of It. Vice President Musser of the Central Labor union Intro duced John yulnn, who presided over ths meeting. Among those who spoks, beside Qulnn, were John Ahles of Council Bluffs, late delegate to the labor congress In Paris; William Mulhall, George W. Brew ster, and Morris Kretechaur, who spoks In German. The Board of Education elects Prof. Frank A. Pltspatrlck city superintendent of schools. He was 40 years of age and cam highly recommended. He succeeded Superintendent James, who received five votes for re-election against eight for Prof. Fltspatrlck and two for "Mr. Blank." These principals for public schools unpro vided tor were elected: Saratoga, James Karris; Omaha View, Miss Sarah E. Thompson; Davenport, Miss Lottie Qassett. Miss Belle Ooldthwalte and Miss Jennie Somers of Holyoke, Mass., are the guests of Or. and Mrs. 8. R. Towne, 2313 Farn&m street. Governor Thayer was in the city on a return from Boyd county, where he went to arbitrate a little trouble between two towns for the county seat. Frank E. Moores, clerk of the district court, Is preparing to go to Detroit to at tend the Grand Army of the Republic en campment. Ten Years Ago Three persons commit suicide In Omaha. Charles Kolmer, 4628 North Fortieth street, unrequited In love, shoots himself; William Carlow, 6001 North Thirtieth street, for cause unknown, takes laudanum; George Duncan, 2018 Charles street, takes strychnine and combats officers who try to save him; Ella Foster, woman prisoner In South Omaha jail, attempts to hang herself, but Is saved by officers. Temperature Is at 100. William Henderson, 703 Leavenworth street, is overcome by heat and dies at his lodging house. Mrs. Charles F. Scovll was buried after funeral service .conducted at the residence of W. 8. Reotor, by Rev. T. J. Mackay. Fewer than on dosen automobiles are owned In Omaha, but these owners were pleading for smoother streets for their machines. Albert O. Swift, postoffice Inspector, re turns from western part of statu with re ports of good harvests. ' An American Claim Upheld. New York Tribune. The announcement that the British sov ereign, acting as arbitrator, has decided the American claim against Chill In our favor is highly gratifying. The Alaop claim has always been rewarded hers as legitimate and Just, and the dispute over it chiefly Involved the question whether Chill, having seised by conquest the terri tory of Arlca, should be bound by the ob ligations resting against It. The decision that she Is thus bound Is In accordance with equity and with the general principles of International law. The Impartiality of the decision, which in any case would be above susplslon, is emphasized by the cir cumstance that the two parties to the con troversy are those with which, of all Aemerlcan states, British relations are most Intimate and most cordial. People Talked About DR. GEORGE C HOUGHTON Pat-tor of the I'Litlle church Round the Corner." a New York Institution famous for Its boundless Christian charity. Dr. Houghton Is locally known as the "Marry ing Parson." The last Important action taken by the Elks' grand lodge at Atlantic City was the adoption of a rule prohibiting horseplay at initiations. The banishment of the guat In designed lo make the herd "all look alike." Something doing at Oyster Bay. Theo dore Roosevelt announces In a letter de clining to make a speech at the Oarnd Army of ths Republic encampment In New York, "from now on ! with to avoid mak ln,r anv speeches I possibly can." Dwlght L. Loughborough, a Chicago re porter on the trail of a mtdnlttht seoop. was rudely halted by a stlckup man. "Have no time to fool with you," re marked Dwight, as he drove his right duke under the Jaw of the holdup. The reporter got the scoop and the holdup revolver as proof of his prowess. Ths police, however, affect a Missouri attitude. "Bob" Motts, the last of the no-called colored gambling kings, is dead at his luxurious home In Chicago. Thirty years ago Motts came to Chicago penniless from Washington, la., but he soon prospered, and at the time of his death was consid ered the wealthiest negro In Chicago. H ww proprietor of a large theater on the south side, in addition to many other Interests. Hie Bees Lcilcr Box Lir iH Mather Rlakt Than Consistent. OMAHA, July 19. To tbe Editor of Ths Bee: I don't think the readers of The Bee are very much Interested as to my views upon public questions, nor do I think they are are Interested as to whether my views at ths present time are consistent with those held and expressed by me at some previous time. Thinking this I do not propose to tag your space or their patience except for one last word In this connection. It ever I tuied ths language Imputed to me In today's tssus of The Bee, I welcome the opportunity to make public retraction of It. If I did use It In con nection with work of, the Success league. I was guilty of more consistency, since 1 publioly declared my support of Mr. Bryan, In opposition to any other man In the state, for delegate-at-large to the national convention at that time. As my last word In the matter I want to declare with all possible emphasis, that I would rather support W. J. Bryan for president of the United States than any man In either party, and I cheerfully accept full responsi bility for whatever inconsistency may ap pear between this declaration and - any views I may have held or expressed at any previous time. I would rather be right than to be consistent C. Q. CUNNINGHAM. Medical Etiquettes OMAHA, July 19. To the Editor of The Bee: The accounts you print of a doctor taking off the splints because the patient did not pay up and another refusing to respond to a call to set a broken arm are damaging to the medical profession as a whole. Why don't you print the names of the doctor In each cas so he may explain If he can and at least exonerate the rest of us from breach of medical etiquette! M. D. Note For the same reason that you ask that your name be withheld. We have given sufficient details for the doctors to follow up, but they have never, to our knowledge, expelled a fellow doctor from their medical societies for any such mis conduct. Cat the Weeds. OMAHA, July 19. To the Editor of The Bee: The Union Pacific, one of the great est systems of railroads in the country, has It headquarters In Omaha. The new building under course of construction, soon to be occupied by the large number of em ployes here of that road, is a credit to the city and stats. One block from the Union Pacific headquarters building Is one of the main business streets, and within al most a stone's throw to the east, also to the north, are vacant lots with a growth of weeds, some of them waist high. On Mon day as ths "good roads" auto parade pro ceeded to the "den" I wonder If our Fre mont neighbors noticed some of these numerous downtown lots overgrown with rank weeds. Many people pass through our city and during these summer months numbers of them traverse the streets In autos, not alone for pleasure, but rather to learn as much as possible of a city In which at some future time they may invest capital In some enterprise. They cannot help seeing what we who live here see every day, to our shame be It said, and such things have an lnfluonce which Is not for the good of this city. In smaller towns the city dads would order all weeds removed by the own ers of the lots, and If not done In a reason able time the city would have the work done and the expense assessed against the lots. The weeds usually disappear in short order as they also would In Omaha if proper attention was given the matter by the ones whose duty it Is to attend to such things. W. O. TORREY, im Cass Street. DR. WILEY AND HIS WAYS. New York Post: We may be sure that If President Taft does finally demand Dr. Wiley's resignation. It will be only because he Is convinced that a great principle Is Involved in the petty charge, which he can not afford to overlook. Boston TranscJlpt: We are confident that President Taft will not permit such flimsy considerations to Interefere with his perception of the injustice of this attempt to get Dr. Wiley out of the way of the adulterators and poisoners of the people. St. Louis Republic: Dr. Wiley, in short is a crank. Whether an honest or a dis honest one, he Is none the less volatile and full of whims. The good effects of his work have been minimized and modified by the manner In which the work has been done. New York World: Dr. Wiley's dismissal would be a griev'ous loss to the publio service. It would be unfortunate for the people and the Taft administration. It would ba fortunate only for those who are deprived of their profits from fraudulent preparations and adulterated foudstultx. Chicago Post: Speaking broadly, the enemies of Dr. Wiley are the enemies of the people of this country. The chief chemist has unfalteringly stood between the people and the cheaters and poisoners in foods. That he should be dismissed on any back stairs, underground, snsp judgment of Mr. Wlrkersham or anyone else Is unthinkable. Cleveland Plain Dealer: If Dr. Wiley must go and thousands on thousands of people who never saw the man nor could tell what position he holds will hope that he need not If he must go. It will be in cumbent upon President Taft to secure as his successor a man no less able and ener getic, no less enthusiastic and earnest on the side of honest food. HANDOUTS FOR OMAHA. Fremont Tribune: Omaha barbers havs succeeded In getting a Sunday closing ordi nance, thus contributing another argument In favor of their deadly enemy, the safety razor. Florence Tribune: Now Isn't Florence the cutest place ever? Ws have I.IM peo ple, a city attorney and two assistant city attorneys. That's almost as many us Omaha has. Falrbury News: Governor Aldrirh at least displayed a lot of nerve when ne submitted himself to the Ak-Har-Ren In'tlu tion at Omaha. There are a numher ti; there who had been waiting for that chance for a lone time. schbner News: It will not be Impollti or offensive in the least to stretch your neck when the Omaha "rubber men" com t . , ., ', (i 0,e elastic boys Just glory -r,-t uf their kind, j Just "rubber" and stretch all you feel you ..Bl.u. . i.lwiii Star: Omaha will have another special election in August upon the pro posed Usue of the x, 00.000 bonds for the purchase of the water works. If the city can make these monthly wstsr bona elec tions a permanent Institution, It will doubt less occasion great rejoicing down In I recently distressed Third ward. A Possibility. Philadelphia Bulletin. Uryan would accept Folk or ("lair. Wilson, but not Harmon. Yet the stunt which ths builders rejected became tin head uf ths cornir. POLITICS IN NEBRASKA, O'Neill Independent: Ex-Governor Shal lenberger hss snnounced his Intention of being a csndldnte for United Stales sen ator to succeed Rrown. While we should be glad to see him senator, we had hopes that he would again be a candidate for governor. Beaver City TImes-Trtbune: J. F.. Cob bcy of Beatrice writes that he Is a can didate for supreme judge, and wishes our humble support. After trying for twenty years to Interpret the Nebraska taw ac cording to Cobbey's statute, we are Of the opinion that It would be a mistake to place htm In a position to make mat ters any mors obscure than they are at present. Central City Republican: There Is some criticism of Governor Aldiich over the state, but It will not accomplish anything. The governor stands out boldly as one ot the strongest leaders, If not Indeed the strongest, around whom the people of Ne braska can rally in the battle for good clearcut, progressiva legislation and the en actment and enforcement of salutary laws. He has hewn to the line no matter whose territory ha been ripped up In ths process. The people have confidence that he Is not making any grandstand play to win prefer ment for himself, but Is fighting a brave and true fight for the principles that he believes should prevail. Kearney Hub: A report of the recent meeting of the Nebraska Progressive Re publican league states that Vice President Van Dusen read the national declaration of principles, a paragraph at a time, fre quently stopping to remark that "we have that In Nebraska." After Mr. Van Dusen had finished the reading he Is said to have remarked: "We've got to have some new Issues In this state, because we've got the old ones nearly eaten up already." And so that's the trouble. Mr. Van Dusen Is just "hungry," having Insurged so hard that his hunger demands new Issues which ths national league Is no longer able to supply. There are a few of these old Is sues still on hand that will keep us busy for a while, and that are not "eaten up" to the extent that Mr. Van Dusen as sumes. Any way lot's chew away on ths old ones until the next political battle has been fought Instead of chopping them up Into a new dish of political hash. When a woman silent see ret suffering she trusts you. Millions have be stowed this mark of confi dence on Dr. R. V. Pierce, oi Buffalo, N. Y. Every where there are women who bear witness to the wonder working, curing-power of Dr. Pierce's Favorite Prescription which saves the tnferint tes from pain, and successfully grapples with womsn's weak (S iff Or. Pie ret' m Pluat Ptlttt Induct mild M TTilfrv Q Iffiffi; -e- iVTK iBE5aW i us- a - s i v xm m Do Your Cooking in the Coo! A hot kitchen is little better than a prison in summer. But the range is there, so all the cooking ana the washing must be done there, too. What a relief it would be to move the range where you pleased. You can do this with a New Perfection Oil Cook stove cook your dinner out on the porch, if you like. It is the only range that is really portable that works eaually well in any place. There are no connections to be made, as in a gat range ; no wiring, as with an electric stove ; no sooty flues and ash-filled grates, as with coal or wood. The long, enameled chimneys carry the heat directly up to saucepans, oven or boiler ; you get full value from your fuel, without waste. last"-i y :tt i tjjiTj i"m ,: i Oil Cook-Stove Have your ticket read "Burhnjion' To the Northwest. No train from the Missouri Valley to Spokane, Settle, and the North west, compares in time or completeness of equipment with the BurltngU'C. Northwest through trains, via the direct aud shortest line throuali Billing'. Montana. Puget Sound Express. Lv. Omaha 4:10 p. m., Monday for example Ar. Yellowstone Park ... 10:00 a. m., Wednesday " . " . Ar. Spokane 4:25 p. m., Ar. Seattle 8:30 a. m., Thursday " " Ar. Portland 8:00 a.m., " THROUGH STANDARD SLEEPERS OMAHA TO YELLOW- STONE PARK. Only 50 hours Omaha to Spokane and. u6 hours to I'oitland and Peat'le. Complete electric lighted through train of chair cars, diners, toitr'sr an i standard sleepers and new library-observation i ars. Night Great Northern Expresj. This complete electric lighted through train of chair cars, diners, sjrsrt. and tourist sleepers, and compsrtment-observatlon car, leaves Orana at 11:35 p. in. for Great Kails, Spokane and Puget Kpsnd, ard via. Billings, Montana and the scenic route through tlt Cascade mountains. J. H. REYNOLDS, C. I'. A., lfttt Farnam HI. I'hone I tell D. 12:t8. Ind. A.' CHEERY CHAFF. Mil lor Gore The i ininel I sm sorry . say. hahdly ever knows when he has had enous h. Judse TWed-No. suh When the cuhnel has hart enough he doesn't know any thing -Tuck. "t don't know which Is the more Intol erable, Mrs. daddy's brsaslng about new auto or Mrs. Gadfly's gossiping about her neighbors." Mrs. tlnddy. bv all mean, for Ml Omlfly runs people down only with hr tongue." Baltimore American. The Professor I went to the lost prop erty office today and gol that umbrella T left on the train last week. "That's good. Where Is It now" "KhT Rv Jove! I renllv, mv dear. I'm afraid I er left It on the train. "-Life. "That new statesman Is giving you qult an argument." "Yes." replied Pehator Porghum. "It's the same old story. He thinks we nort reformation and we think he needs Infor matlon." Wsshlngton Rtar. She (with newspsperl Another cyclone out west. It has swept dosens of farms clear of everything. He i ll bet the mortgages didn't budge an Inch Roston Transcript. "It Is funny about American politics " "What's funny?" "That when a man's running tor offlos he has to stand for something." Baltimore American. RIFFLES FROM THE HOT WAVE. In Michigan the weather man .served days all piping hot The perspiration dripped and ran Ana breexes cooled us not. The comments or the press have failed His scorching powers to squelch. He Is a red hot number But he can't compare with Welsh. In great New York the weather msn Has blistered every nose. The water bubbles boiling hot From the spray upon the hose; They fry eggs on the pavements And boll eggs In the bav, But ole Br'er Welsh Is beating that Two thousand miles away. Dear Rrother Welsh, you're working hard At least that's what I hear. And tho' your pokers lost to sight To memr'y It is dear. But In mem'ry let It still abide I do not care a penny Just dole your hot ays without stint You needn't save me any. BAYOLL NE TREI-K Peekehlll, N. T. Honored by Women speaks of her nesses and ttmtttrn ill. IT MAKES WEAK WOrtEN STRONO IT flAKES SICK WOMEN WELL. 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