"What'a the moral' of that case
five tnen got their drgreea from that Ohio
collea-e twenty-five yeara after they had
been expelled for going to a theater?-' de
manded the Chair Warmer. "One la now a
Judge. en a lawyer, one a hanker "
"1 thourhk they had reformed!'1 ex-
claimed the Hotel Lfbhylt. "Well, mayhe
I he college authorities happened to see the
f ame ihow later and thought the boya hal
Buffered enough. Moreover. It l always
well. If you live In Ohio, to be friendly
with a 'Judge; you never can teil what will
happen.' You might want to vote In
Adama county, or go ta the legislature, or
boaa Cincinnati moat any obesslon, and
you never ran tell. It a alwaya well to
have a lf preserver handy. I wonder If
the fired five would have received their de
greea If they had been failure
A . i . 1 f
Ing at the bottom of the ladder If he'a
that luiky along In July, or aa aoon aa
the visiting old chuma season la over.
"Heretofore, all the utorlee hae had the
had little boy sinking and elnkrr.it after
he was expelled from school until he' be
came eometh.ng terrible; like a trust presi
dent or a high priced aviator or a promi
nent millionaire murderer. But, no. Up
stepa five brisk men and kick a hole In
that good old myth. One a Judge, and one
a lawyer In Ohio. Ohio Judgea and lawyers
have furnifhfd several presidents and au
preme court Justices and rablnet officers,
to say nothing of owners of legislatures,
truBis, presidents and auch trifles.
"Not discouraging the good little boya.
but ha. ha!"'
"Well. whRt're you laughing about?"
aakd the Chair Warmer.
"I was wondering If the star good acholar
a ever heard of after graduation," said
the Hotel Lobbyist.
tCopyright, 1811, by the N. Y. Herald Co.)
1
"OOOD."
"Just the same, this case, must make
fine material for lectures of advice to
young collegtana about to go forth and
grapple, with the world's problems, with
etfreclal . reference to Jerking soda water
aVid handling: through freight ' It muat
polot a .moral and Illumine a lecture to
tell the rising highbrows that they had
best stick, to their booka and' refrain from
annoying the faculty If they wish to climb
to the dlaiy heights which He Just be
yond, .life's threshold and the Alps add
where the sea and river meet expectant
leet If you don't wear rubbers.
'No, air. It will be hard to convince
the young that a . college lad, who has
pent al) but. a few weeks of four years
leamlpg glees and the snappy cut of
lothea and how to elbow Into fraternities.
r
Cue to Queue Talk
J
"A Chinese servant, can -be Impudent
without anybody who doesn't know the
tricks of the race ever finding It but."
said a Montana man. "Without speaking
a word or moving a muscle he can tell
you to ahut up, or go to the Infernal
regions, or any other billingsgate he
chooses to indulge In.
"Just to go around with his queque stuck
In his pocket means . all that . and any
other compliments of that character you
care to add to It.- All the impudent re
torts In the Chinese vocabulary can be
expressed by that apparently Innocent ar
rangement of his pigtail,
"Borne Chinese who know they have
a greenhorn to deal with go about their
work with their queue In the retort Im
pudent state, so1 that If any order is given
that they don't like their answer of de
fiance la ready, but that Is a form of In
solence that the sophisticated employer
squelches without ceremony. He will
knock a Chinaman on the head or break
his back. If necessary anything to' get his
queue out of his pocket."
Yearly pay of a New York policeman la
I860 was t00. In London at that time pa-'
trolmen's salaries ranged from 1239 to 137!
per annum, while In Paris the compensa-'
tlon wss $300 a yerx.
A CUTf FJlTo-
"5 PRIfeF
AW TS TM
POINT ARX
SHoviS JUST
wHRe ye,
June 23, 1911.
Xtme and Address. Rrhonl. Yeevr.
Morton Allery, t02 Franklin St Long l0e
George Buffed, 1015 South Thirtieth Are Park 1101
Malcolm H. Baldrige, 114 South Thirty-ninth St.... High 1894
Cordelia Blttrrlich, 4340 Ersktne St Clifton Hill 1100
Marion Bradley. 81 North Nineteenth St Centra 180!
Harry Compton, 8334 South Twenty-second 8t .... Mason .1887
Deyo E. Crane, 4 Mason Apartments High 1894
Aaron damage, 1513 North Thirtieth 8t ....Long ...1901
Ina P. Deppe, 3434 Meredith Ave Monmouth Park.. .1908
Margaret R. Dlsbron, 3021 North Twenty-first St.... Lake 1908
Clyde Fltigerald Clark, 503 South Twelfth 8t Pacific 10S
Mildred Griffith, 3715 Chicago St Farnam 1897
Carl J. 8. Hansen, 1311 South Twenty-fifth At High ..1838
Arthur E. Hood, 2114 Grand Are Saratoga 1908
Harlan Hlnebaugh, 715 Twenty-eeventh and Jones Sta.HIgh 1897
Marie lversen, 4720 Ames Are High .1894
John Chris Jensen, Thirty-eighth and Jpfdon Sta. .. .Windsor 1901
Maude H. King, 3718 Meredith St. Monmouth Fark.189S
Irance Kwasniewski, 8004 Spring St Im. Conception. ... 1908
Harold Kingston. 4020 Miami St. Clifton Hill 1904
Ormond Kenyon, 3239 Ohio St...... Howard Kennedy... 1898
Hatel Larson, 2204 South Tenth St High ............ 1896
John Lynch, 3301 South Seventeenth St Edw. Rose water. ..1904
Henry Leeder, 1825 North Twenty-first 8t Ketlom . .1895
Hugh McLendon, 3518 Parker St Franklin . 1897
George McPherson, 713 North Sixteenth St Central ........... .1903
Louie Meyer, 2204 South Thirteenth 8t Lincoln .1903
Marie Miller, Fifteenth and Paul SU Case 1903
George McPherson, 713 North Tenth St ....Cass -.1903
Herbert J. Nelson, 4344 Burdette St Clifton Hill 1904
Selma Nelson, 3220 North Thirteenth St Lake 1818
Florlan Pollries, 2727 South Ninth St St. Joseph 1899
David Poeoweky, 1433 South Sixteenth St .Comenlus ...... ...1902
Hazel Rich, 3716 Camden Ave Miller Park 1899
Christian Raamussen, 3407 Jackson St.- Columbian 1904
Freda Rolll, 6209 Center St Beala ..1903
Floyd M. Smith, jr., 1088 Park Ave. '. .. .Park 1900
Leroy 8. Scott, 117 South Thirty -sixth St Farnam .......... 191
Hubert A. Shannon, 3873 Meredith Ave . . . .Saratoga 1898
Frank Blogr, 1363 South Fourteenth St Comenlus ...1903
Louise P. Toman. 1469 South Sixteenth St .......... . Comeniua 1897
Edward Tally, 670 South Thirty-third St High 1898
John R. Wilderman, 1821 Pinkney St..... Loth r op 1900
Lavern C. Wed more, 2118 North Twenty-eighth St.. Long ...1899
Present-Day Fashions
Loretta's Looking Glass-Held Up to the GirlWho is Fussy J
A delightfully written letter came to me
few days since. It was so charmingly
worded, and it held such a wealth of girlish
frankness, funnily, mixed, with an exuber
ance of girlish scorn and Impatience that I
had U. laugh. Bo, you. see, I bad a varied
enjoyment out' of It. It ta too' long to put
In here, and' I am sorry, for It is one of
the conmunlcatlbne , which makes me re
gret that I have not a whole page at, my
disposal. ... -,
However', this Is the gist of It: 'I oon
feas to the faults, that you flay. . I know
that I have nearly all of them. And It
. ami tarn rood to-be scolded for them." :But
sow comes the funny. "fussy, scornful part;
'"t never allow my finger nails to gather
fefrt under .heir rims."'
Vila girl owns up to stealing beau and
talking gossip. She acknowledges that she
flirts and aha wears hobble skirts. ' But
she keeps her" nail's clean. And she 'enters
Into a youthfully enthusiasts exposition of
the criminality or dirty nans, one oegs me
to write an awful lecture to the glrla who
dress' In their prettleat and have their hair
marcelled perfectly, then go to a dance
with dirt under their finger nAHs. Bh tells
bw she Keeps ners cm ro very anon um
,0twt can find any hospitality under their
' 'ffhut. J am not going to write about finger
&u:-1 am going to give a short disquisi
tion on the fussy' girl. I think she will be
one if she Is not already. Finger nails are
her fussy bobby.. But .something else wlu-r
succeed them. .. She, Is an. extremist.
And the only thing, which makes an ex
tremist, livable is - the , saving sense . of
humor, .which, I much -fear, .she has not.
Could, a girl who saw the funny side of
herself and her tusslness so sweetly . and
generously and cheerfully. Indeed with an
abandon that Indicated a real, enjoyment
acknowledge-, that she possessed all' the
faults that make girls bate- her, make men
ahuu her, make, women suspect her of
double-dealing-and then apply -the fact that
abo .had" always- cja flng-nsils -aa -a,
kind of-jaUve for all bar shortcomings!
You.-see. finger .nail fadffst, ryon bav-a
made, a fetich of a comparatively-Insigni
ficant ' matter. -1 know yeu actually form
your opinion of people on their finger nails.
And It's a terribly unsafe way of decidlng-
whether a man ta good or a girl true, " -I
hate dirt under finger 'nalla or any
place, on top of tbera or around them er
even In their neighborhood. But I am not
so fussily frantlo about It that I make It a
sign by which to Judge- people. Neither
does it seem to me cause for approving my
flirting or gossiping that I have clean finger
nails.
Wrty finger nails are not a crime. They
are Just an abomination. But some of the
faults you so amiably acknowledge are
criminal. They cut and slash hearts. 'They
wound and destroy reputations.' About the
only real harm finger nalla, clean or other
wist, can accomplish is to scratch. ' And
such assault would be legally avenged. ' But
the other faults, the gossiping, the lying, all
of them are the subtler misdemeanors which
deal Invisible but lasting harm and cannot
be reached for redress. -
.Don't be so fussy about your finger nails.
Tou may have holes in your stockings.
Another girl might hate you for that. Of
course, she would be another fussy girl If
she did.
Is '
IfAT V Alf A TT a TTtVTS as 49 w A w w .TeV Bin
, i ii a i i.i- a in si n us ! i as a si 1.11 aniinin
t5triysBits of Wisdom
While a knocker may be a useful cltlsen
be should be banded his own medicine with
a sledge hammer occasionally, .
(5
.Wine Cheaper Than Water
J
Odd Superstitions
J
When the right eye Itches the person
affected will shortly cry; if.lt be the left
eye, he will laugh.
((
Nubs of Knowledge ,jj
To drop anything shows that visitors
are coming; If It should be a coarse comb
a woman will come; if a fine comb It wljl
be a man. " .
Natives of the Tonga Islands considered
that to sneeae at the moment of setting
out on an expldition was fraught with
the most fatal results.
An old superstition prescribed that-If
those who. were affected with ague would
visit at dead of night the nearest cross
road five different times and then bury a
new-laid egg, the disease would be burled.
If the experiment failed, they attributed
It to some unlucky accident that may have
befallen them on the way.
' Barrels were used In 10 B. C
Milk . bottles were Household necessities
as early as 129$ B. C
NEW TORK, June n Although the pro-
f test Is several hundred years old against
"painting the illy" and "adding a per
fume to the violet." yet we find women
actually embroidering the pattern on broo
ade, beading the pattern of lace and
spangling embroidery I For what? To put
on the front of a gown. For whatT To
please some "mere man," of course. (Dear
unselfish women.)
Speaking of beading. Inasmuch as every,
thing has been done on the shirt waist
An instrument for measuring the force
of the wind was first contrived In 1667.
The first work on agriculture published
in England was the "Boke Husbandrte."
It' was Issued in 154.
Art of algebra, which Is defined as the
computation of numbers by general sym
bols, arose in the fourth century.
Anaxagoras, ' a distinguished Athenian,
In 125 B. C. taught that the aun was not
a diety, but an Inanimate fiery mass. He
also suggested that the moon shone by
reflected light, and correctly explained vso
lar and luaar eclipses.
THE Bl'HBLB BEE.
A. 8TINQER-.
.Editor
Communications welcomed,
and neither signature nor re
turn postage required. Ad
dress the Kdltor.
NO BAD MONEY TAKEN.
NO ADS AT ANT PRICE.
If xur boas has a poor opinion of you,
you can make up your mind that your boaa
ts about W per cent -right.
'The trouble with an argument Is that the
loser always goes away with she Idea that
the other man won't listen to reason.
One great trouble with a really pretty
girl ta 4 hat she so often has an Idea that
she looks best, when ehe-Is being coaxed-
har raeino Tragedy
I,
a". I
1 IV - .Unl.J
. Imagine living In a place where wine
la as cheap and more plentiful than water,
where water Is used for washing purposes
only, and where, when you want to
quench your thirst, you go to the nearest
wine cask and simply help yourself. There
is no charge.
Down in-the southeast corner of Europe
In Routnanla and Bulgaria there are
auch places. The plain folk down there
live In villages there are . no Isolated
farma, between towns and In the morn
ing men. women and children troop out
Into the fields to work from, sunrise up
to sundown. There la a little vineyard on
almost farm. In the autumn the grapes
are pressed, the. .wine la made and It ts
stored In the cellar. Whan you are thirsty
you take a flagon and Mr It and drink.
It Is Just the same as drinking, at a public
drinking fountain after you become ac
customed to It.
'The reason why nobody thinks of drink
ing water Is for the simple reason that
water is too precious. It has ta be hauled
from the town pump or soma hillside
spring, and there Is enough of It to be
carried for washing dishes and so on. but
not for a beverage, particularly in whiter,
when the brooks are frosen ever, and
then It Is too much trouble to get water.
New Tork World.
Ret the Real Thtaar.
"Oh. that my son should wish to marry
an actress 1" shrieked the pround, patrician
aiother. "
Vow, sit, "don't take on so," beseecned
the undutiful heir. "She isn't really an
actress; she only thinks she Is."
. Loulsvllla Courier-Journal.
At any rate there la much more competi
tion la being rich than in being honest.
GoatlsT.
Te Editor notes with much
regret the passing of Johnny
(Jon ding. He la one of the real
print-en of base ball, and It Is
a matter for real sorrow that
his services can be no better
reuuited. Vet that la the one
thing In store for us all. Some
day another will stand in the
shoes we now fill, and as
Hamlet says, "a good man's
memory may outlive his death
a six-month."
Johnny Uondlng did his work
wall and modestly, and by his
gentle manners both on and
off the ball field has endeared
himself to Omaha as po other
player. His fortunes will be
followed with Interest by
many genuine friends, who
will always wish for him
prosperity.
Revised.
Here's a new lover's litany,
revised and brought up to
date;
To make a lady love you,
soak her In the jaw.
To make her quit loving the
othei fellow, shoot her.
To get the other fellow out
f the way, hang him.
All of theae plans have been
tried in Nebraska, and they
all work.
Reyalty.
A friend of Te Editor saw
three kinga the other night,
and felt pretty good for a lit
tle while. But the other fel
low dragged a pair to hla
three qutM-nw, and It cost the
first man fifty. HuhT
Pavlas;.
The present scrap between
ths paving contractors would
haw a more soothing sound
did not memory recall the
echoes of similar rows In
days of yore. r
Lid.
You can now buy It at Lin
'cola without taking any
chances on the lid or the law.
IVovlded. of course, that you
have It sent up to your room
before o'clock.
Theesht.
Ye Editor's copper-riveted
notion of no way to cure a
toothache la by telling your
self that the tooth doesn't
hurt. He tried It.
Oe.perte.attr.
To Candidates! Onme en In.
there's lots of room No
danger of say crowding at
the primaries.
HEROES NEED MEDALS
Cedar Blaffs Frevldes SO
Candidates far Carse
avle's Coarasje Trast.
An' noe, Andy Ca-ev-r-r-ne-rie,
mon, haste ye heme frae
Bkeebo to yer aln oountree.
Great work waits ye here,
mou, an' ye care tae do It.
A new degree of valor de
mands new treatment. What
will you, who have given rec
ognition to human valor and
self denial In all other ways,
say to the high courage of the
twenty good men of Cedar
niuffa who vAluntMrftd to im.
molate themselves In the'
cause that la calling for men
of might and . bravery the
suppression of Bunday base
ball.
Martyrs have gone to their
fate In varioua waya, with
hymns of praise on their lips
and the light of faith in their
eyea. The liena In tbe pit at
the amphitheater have gulped
the blood of tender maids, and
crunched the bones of aged
men; Christiana have biased
to light the revels of a Roman
despot; the auto-de-fe has been
the prelude to the holocaust;
"Bluldy Claver'us" has har
ried the Covenanter, and Alva
sighed in vain that all the
millions of heads of Holland
were not on one neck that be
he might end the heresy by a
single stroke. And those were
days of devotion and deeds of
heroism sueh as the world had
thought It would never know
again.
But the spirit of the martyr
Is not dead, nor will it be
while we find men like these,
willing to undergo the hard
ship, the toll and the priva
tion, the danger, and the nerve
wracking , atraln Incident to
watching two country base
ball teams play on Sunday.
Surely soma special form of
recognition will be provided
for i hem. Their martyrdom
has only one parallel In recent
years, and that Is the case
of the ministers who took
money subscribed by the con
gestions, and went into the
bad lands of Omaha to spend
It for beer and other enter
tainment, that they might
have first band knowledge of
what was being done behind
the red light eigne.
Opsertasltr.
It Isn't every day you get
a chance to vote te put a
mortmaaje of nearly 19.000.000
q the town. This Is why the
attendance at the polls on
Tuesday omen? te be both
large and Joyous.
Reetra.
One of the local candidates
fur a fat office annouaees on
hla card that he has been a
resident of nouglas eeutity
si noe l e. Long enough to de
cide that he would like te
have the Jen.
ON THE CS0WNTNQ DAT
Reginald Views a, Vast Ei.
pamset ( Hats . ana
Heads la London.
(From a Staff Correspondent)
LONDON. June 22Very
Special XXXX) Some did
dings, take it from me.
1 was dreadfully disap
pointed, though. 1 almost got
nearer than three mliea to tbe
route traveled by 'la Grulous
Mawjesty, the Kink. It wasn't
my taulu tbvtuth. and I apolo
gised.
UK) era were simuany disap
pointed. Another cause for
regret of which 1 have heard
not a little, is that the great
American bank roll did not
respond to the dint with the
yielding noise it is accustomed
to maLke. One reason for this,
though, la that the coronation
prices here are not so much
higher than those we pay
every day at home.
I had a splendid station.
wniie the procession was go
ing by. It was at a street
corner, and as far as I could
see my eye fell on a great
expanse of bowlers, and billy
cocks and fore-and-afters,
with 'ere and there a topper,
and the mlsaus with her li os
trich plume. All of which
was deuced ly uplifting. And
at that 1 had as good a view
of tbe Kink en his way as
several mlliiona of ethers, and
1 didn't see 'm a tall.
Mister John 'Ays 'Ammond.
I see by tbe bally newepapers.
Is avlu' the time of ,)ua Ufa
with the toffs. 'E was a talk
ing ef 'avin' nervous prostra
tion, but it will not be until
after this Is all over; John
Ays has nerve enough to last
through tbe coronation.
I haven't seen anyone from
Omaha, although 1 understand
that Dave Cole Is In town.
But David knows his way
about ever here, so it Is not
at all likely that I will see
him, unless I should meet him
at tbe dock on the way back.
A coronation crowd looks
Just like a crowd watching a
circus parade.
REGINALD.
s-
Happy.
You've got te give It to the
New Though ters for one thing.
They are a happy lot. and
most of them have tried about
everything else, and so ought
to know a little of what tnay
are talking about.
The Omaha team Is still on
the bumps, but thn loyal fans
know It can't last forever.
Olve 'em time. The ether fel
lows are due for a bit of bard
luck somewhere along the
route, yeu know.
Rumble pee rUnga are
ways turn sen.
0U POETS' C0ENEB.
Barents.
Nebraska I have left behind.
I now have hit the trail.
And left that old quart cup of
mino a hangln' on its nail;
I do net quench at mountain
rills, my thirst, dear sir;
ah no.
Aboard the chu-chu cars I
gasp, and guip a thimbleful
or so
As eastward tears the train
that bears a cinder sprin
kled crew
I turn from novel sights and
sounds to say my how
d'ye do.
My thoughts fly back to
Omaha, with pavement
ooslng tar.
Where blatant robins split the
dawn where my pardner
poets are.
'Twas yeaterday thro Elm
wood gay this poet did
meander.
And now I find myself pre
tem a proxy Mlchlgander.
And tho' vacation sights and
sound fill eyes and ears
with glee
It can't obliterate the buxs of
a certain Bumble Bee.
And here I close this rambling
rhyme with my sincere re
ar ards
Te Mr. Stlna-er. and also to all
my poets pards. 44. R. O.
P. S -
Dear Mr. "tlna-er, please ex
cuse this pencil 'cause for
why
Altho' it Is not S p. m., my
fountain pen is dry.
Q. It- O.
Discovered.
Toot. toot, away we go
Over the hills a-flylng.
Ding, dong, sounds the swing
ing bell,
Past green meadpws hieing.
Out In the pasture, a farmer
laea.
Glances demurely to sea us
pass;
Frolicking cattle lift tails and
run;
Home goes the plowman, his
work well done.
Had I of him but a fleeting
look
Wish Ida camera, bin picture
I'd "took."
Just for a guess end I think
It no harm
Looked like friend Curio out
on his farm ! F. B. T.
4r.
Just a little eh tig ear, -
Just a little bunch,
Just a sporty chauffeur,
Just a little bunch.
just a little copper
Watching by the way.
Just a UttTe police Judge
Twenty-five te pay.
gowns have avery freakish air, produced
by building the twe aides of tbe waist dif
ferently. It is evidently done in the
thought that few people can copy It, but
any woman heady with a needle with an
up-to-date pattern Can do wonders In this
respect.
In the illustration is presented a costume
sure to please because ef Its becoming lines
and varied making possibilities. The waist
was body and sleeve in one model. The
skirt had five gores lengthened by a
gathered flounce, which bad a straight
lower edge. The development of this cos
tume was ef white batiste ; trimmed with
aJiover lace and Insertion. This could be
also fashioned ef bordered mats rial a. Linens
er light-weight woolens.
A Wise Elephant
J
X funny story is told ef an elephant in
a traveling circus. The animals stunt
was to drum on the piano with his trunk
while he sat before the instrument en a
stool. He looked odd. te say tbe least,
and the hideous noise be made was by
courtesy called music. One day he hit
the piano more heavily than usual and
smashed tbe keyboard. A pew one wae
purchased, and the next day the elephant
was led te the stool before the Instru
ment. He sat himself down, but Instead
of playing he groaned miserably. The
manager of the circus coaxed him to
play, but be only groaned. Finally be
was led out ef ths tent by the man
ager, who returned in a few minutes
with this excuse:
"Ladles and gentlemen, I regret that the
disobedience of Jumbo has caused you a
lose of pleasure; but unfortunately the
poor fellow discovered that the Ivory ia
the keys ef the plane came from hie
mother's tusks and be couldn't play for
grief." Philadelphia Ledger.
Has the Ad club take a re-
T It nas been aooie time
sine any ebutltHon from that '
source was noted,
that the Ingenuity of worrtan oould devise,
they have turned to the Indian and bor
rowed bis beads wherewith te bead,
actually bead ths yoke of their washable
voile or canvas shirt waists, or over-blouse
of chiffon; just plain little white china
beads, following a stamped design around
tbe Dutch neck. But for color, they most
turn te Bulgarian embroidery and one
sees most interesting motifs wrought In
the primitive colors eet off with aa out
line of black, all la heavy wash silks.
"They corns high" in tbe shops, but the
embroidery counters all rrry them reedy
te work.
Color T Again the fickle pubUo is veering
eft on another track, and this time It Is
coronation yellow, a royal color, combined
with sapphire blue. One eeee It even In
tbe "headache bands." as tbe eynlos call
the pretty elaaale ribands around milady's
eotffure.
' When the modistes planned theae empire
and princess e lothea with their glove-fitting
skirts, -they surely forgot ail about trains,
and when it cams time for brides, ehe bad
to hang her train frera the shoulders in
truly eourt fashion. And the U31 brides
have the cutest way ef making the veils
into little mob cape eanght around with
orange blossoms. Ala fir the poor brides
maid's train; bars wae only a little flab
drapery banging loose from her waist, but
she was satisfied to know it was Imported
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Sucker Sore on Worms
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He had been told to use worms, and be
had done so. Hs bad been told that the
best place for fish was at a. spot a long
distance from his hotel, end be bad
tramped thither through seven miles of
mud. Hs had been told te wait until the
shadows of clouds played upon tbe water,
and the first cloud bad .not appeared tUl
tbe afternoon was half spent.
But he bad waited patiently, for be was
taking no risks, and bad cast bis first
worm into the water at exactly half-past
came, half-past four, thsa five
He changed his poaiUea many times, and
also his worms. He even peered late the
river to see if there were really any fish
In It But. if there were, none seemed
tempted by bis bait, and at six e cteck
he decided te quit.
"And. I must say, I ala't surprised they
didn't bite," be muttered, as he pcfc4
P hie red and tackle. "I alwaya thought
these worms tasted rotten myself."
sanasBBKnasBBWss.
BheumatUm Cure jj
Sufferers from rheumatism. (Put and
other chronic diseases will be interested
In learning bow the natives of femail
land. East Africa, effect cures. I: eeatii
an elephant to cure rheumatism ia thin
way and for that reason tbe treatment
la not Ukely to become popular in New
York and other large cities where elephant
are scare a,
In Somallland. after aa elephant
been killed by the native hunters It Is)
cut open while the body is sUIl warn,
and any rheumatie sufferer wlthla ball
Is invited to step Inside the tlephaat'a
ski a. There he crouches down and re
mains for aa hour or so. This treatment
Is said by the Somali natives to be
Positive cure for rheumatism and gout-
New York Wond.
Sweet Innocent.
Telegrapher "Tbe message must not ex
need tea words."
Fair Bender"! can add a PMtecrlDt.
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