TTTE JEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, JUNT 13. 1011. 'Tins omaiia. daily bee founded bt edward rosewatkb. VICTOR ROSEWATEB. EDITOR. r,ftr4 at Omaha postefflco aa second claaa matter. TERMS Or SUBSCRIPTION. runnar nee, on year 12 w U- 1 La w"r vnm year -tv laJly B (without Sunday), on year. 4 10 Ialljr Mm and flundav, ona year COO DEUVERED BT CARRIER. fenlng Be (with Sunday), per month. 26o 'ally He, (Including Sunday), per mo.. c Bally Bea (without Sunday), per mo.. 46c Address all complaints of Irregularities In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha 2 N. Twenty-fourth Bt. Council muffs 14 Bcott Bt. Lincoln 2S Little Building. Chicago IMS Marquette Building. Kansas City Reliance Building. w York 34 West Thirty-third 8t. TV ashing ton 7S Fourteenth 8., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and editorial matter should be addressed Omaha Bea, Kdltorlal Department. REMITTANCES. Remit by draft, express or postal order, payable to The Bea Publishing Company. Only S-cent stamps received in payment of rial) account. Personal checks except on Omaha and astern exchange not accepted. MA ClnCVLATION. 48,473 tats of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ss: pwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Bea Publishing Company, being duly worn, says that tha average Jaily circula tion, less spoiled, unused and returned Soples for tha month of May, 1911. was UWJUHT WILLI AW 3. . ' ' Circulation Manager. eusaeiibsd lg tny presence and sworn to 1Sr. ,m this 1st day of June, 1U. tfleai.) - ROBERT HUNTER, '-. Notary PubUo. Sakxrrtbara leaTlaa; tha city teaa Serartls- shoal have Tha IIm saallea taaaa. Address will ha naaged ma aftea aa raaaeataa. Ths hair-trigger policeman mutt go. For good dollar diplomacy the need la good 4o11aTe and gdod uipl6macy. sss assess It might not liurt to Inform J. Ham Lewis that the Panama presidency la ipen. ' V ' You may crown 'lm when you're ready, Johnny Bull. Mlstah Johnson s arrived. Yuma,- Ariz., ahowg up with a tem perature of 110. It must be having Is winter now." Uncle Sam has not yet officially recognized the Republic of Lower California, has he? . Because the victim of a police brute happens to be a poor man does not mitigate the outrage. . This peace propaganda seems to cava allayed hostilities In Breathitt county, Kentucky, anyway. 1 Mr. Bryan says chasing rabbits was his hobby during boyhood. As a twig is bent, so the limb will grow. The Boston Record observes that "The Boston ancients tire 873 years old." Ought, to be fairly, good spirits then. ' The democratic debate over free wool waxes' warm, but unless we miss our guess' Mr. Bryan's part of It has just begun. , It remains - to -- be ' seen " whether "Peaches"; Graham, the catcher Chi cago got from Boston, will prove to be a Kllng of not,.: If Wall street is beginning eighteen months ahead to worry about the next presidential election it will not leave, itself rouent time -for' cheer. ' About . every , time the democrats do somethlng-that seems to them sensible they flnd,ihy. have displeased their three-time presidential candidate. Troubles' never come singly. Right after the supreme court decides the Standard Oil must be dissolved Mr. Rockefeller's Tarrytown taxes are in creased. A former ball player doomed to die In Nevada asked for the privilege of umpiring a game of ball before going to the gallows. Wanted to steady his nerve, no doubt. Senator Brows announces his pur pose of sitting on the fence as between candidates for the republican nomina tion for president.' Yes, but suppose every one should sit on the fence. If. 'General Wood's plan of giving each cadet six months in actual mili tary life before graduation Is adopted the p umber of applicants to, enter West Point may become less and less. Havelock ' has followed Lincoln's lead in voting . wet. Havelock will doubtless not be so self-sacrificing the next time if the pendulum swings the other way and Lincoln puts the lid on again. ,', 'I ' ' WMBBajSaaSaaSBSBBnBSJBJSaBBBaSSBSBBBBSBSBBS The local democratic organ wants the republican state officials held to account for ' the mistake bf locating the new Agricultural school at Curtis. But the people la and around Curtis do not thick It Is any mistake. . t ;.; Twenty thousand school children in Omaha and South Omaha are winding up their year's work : A good slsrd army, thlB army bf growing boys and girls equal to nearly one-half of all the regular military , forces of the nation. ' . - 1 Congressman Nurrta write to tba Pro gressive Republican league , of Nebraska that ''we, ought to make an attempt tq nominate a ral progressive for president." All right- W ho he? Omaha Bee. Surely tha republican national committeeman for Nebraska ought to know. What la tha tuatter with TaftT Nebraska City News. : Nothing Jhe, matter with him that we know of. Madero'i Growing Strength. The announcement by Provisional President de la Barra and General Reyes of their readiness to accept portfolios In a cabinet under Madero, should he become constitutional presi dent of Mexico, Indicates the growing strength of the revolutionary leader and is easily the most remarkable of ficial utterance that has emanated from Mexico City since Dias tendered his resignation. Reyes was a member of the Dias party, De la Barra a rep resentative of neutral forces working for peace, though under no construc tion of his political connections a Maderlst. To be tendered, there fore, the voluntary assurance of the support and co-operation of these two strong men of Mexico, must vastly In crease the Influence of Madero, and augur for his success and the future welfare of the republic. Madero has grown since Navarro surrendered Jusres to Garabaldi. That was the climax of his six-months old revolution, culminating in Diaz's res ignation and bringing Madero to the pivotal point in his career. He must now advance or retreat: he cannot stand still and maintain his leader ship. He has advanced that is admit ted. He took his first step forward when he refused to declare himself provisional president as the fruit of his victory, which would have been but following the ordinary custom In Latin republics. Since then he has conducted himself with a commenda ble bearing, tending to disprove for mer estimates of him. He is now the only formidable candidate in the field for the presidency, and, unless he makes some serious tactical blunder, he is certain to be chosen to succeed Dias, whose all but invulnerable kov- ernment be overthrew in six months, when' the people go' to vote In October. Either De-la Barra or Reyes would previously have been considered a stronger character than Madero, but the public must take a new mps-jure of Madero in view of what he has ac complished and how he has accom plished It. The friends of Mexlco wlll hope the new leader will avoid mis takes and continue to rise with his opportunities for large-brained and useful service to his country. Few men In this western land have had held out to them by a generous fate a greater opportunity for constructive statesmanship than this soft-man nered little man, under whose leader ship Mexico, resting upon the funda mental power implanted by Dias, may rise a really united and Influential nation. Prestige of the South. A southern orator reminds . the south that if it will fix its attentions upon business instead of politics it will soon regain its ante-bellum pres tige, politically. He contends that greatest industrial development and population expansion are to be made in the south in the next few years, and that if the south makes the most of these opportunities it will soon, find itself repossessed of great political power. Hie theory Is partially a good one. Whether it works out Just that way, or whether it would gain by holding the balance of political power, It cer tainly stands to reason that the hope of the south lies, not In devoting its energies to politics, but to business. And, judging from the tone of leading southern newspapers, that seems to be what the south realties, and Is, in a measure, doing. But It seems to us the point of chief interest In this new outlook- Is Whether, the southerners appreciate It or hot that with a rehabilitation of political prestige will come, by this route of industrial exnansilnn a nnm. mingling of political forces destructive in Its tendency of the old exclusive domination, but constructive of a bet ter system of politics, society and in dustry. This will come becalse north ern capital and enterprise will have bajf a vital part In the developing and a a .1 lt A. t i a ... uinuumi oi i no souin, m me exploit ing of Its resources. If. therefore, this orator. -had n mind a rehabilitation of the old south, as he scarcely could have had. he was wrong. This Infusion of new blood could never produce that kind of retrogression, nor Is it desirable that It should. With every sweep of south ern expansion that much of sfctlon slism and prejudice must be effaced. The New Superintendent. Taking the bull by ihe horns, as It were, the Board of Education has promoted Principal E.'U. Graff of the High school to succeed Dr. Davidson as superintendent of schools without waiting for other eligible to make their appearance and without giving consideration to any other applicant!. While we doubt the wisdom of precip itate action in so important a' matter, w hope the choice of the board will prove to be a' wise one and that Mr. Graff, who has made a favorable im pression as High school principal, will measure up to the requirements of his new position. Omaha has never be fore taken just this line of promotion, no High school principal having ever been put io charge of the entire public school instruction. 'Mr. Graff has shown himself In his High school work to be Industrious, tactful and imbued with sound educational principles and has succeeded reasonably well n handling the corps of High school teachers, and this experience ought to stand him In good stead in the larger field. The success of the superin tendent, however, . depends, after all, largely upon his ability to enlist the cordial support of the principals and teachers under him. Omaha has ag fine a body of public school princi pals and teachers ss Is to be found in any city In the country, and If a su perintendent cannot make good with them he could not make good any where. The promotion of Mr. Graff devolves upon the bosrd another delicate duty of selecting his successor, but that task will be easier because the rule of promotion can well be followed by making the choice from among the assistant principals, who know the school and whose efficiency has been tested. Still Building. James J. Hill is not allowing age to diminish his seal, nor curtail his ac tivities for railroad building. At 73 he is still reaching out for new con quests and his .ambitions are entirely laudable, since they contemplate a larger heritage, for the two countries he has served so well. For the Hill railroad enterprises bestow their bene fits directly upon both sides of the Dominion line. . Reports say Mr. Hill has acquired a charter for the extension of ' his lines in western Canada, enabling him to build into that , rapidly developing country a line that will connect di rectly with his Great Northern In this country, affording, therefore, another outlet to eommerce and industry. Such a Jine should have a vital influence on the development that is now but in Its infancy in northwestern America and. southwestern Canada. This Al berta country is growing fast and Mr. Hill's keen vision enables him to see Its wonderfnl resources and what they will mean to the railroad that gets In on the ground floor with a direct con nection with the great trunk lines of the United States, forming, In fact, merely an extension of one system. When Mr. Hill retired from the presidency of the Great Northern some years ago and substituted his son, leaving himself with no other title than chairman of the board of direct ors, it was whispered that he would retire, but it Is lucky for railroad and territorial expansion that he did not, although his directing influence will be felt even after he is gone. An Inexcusable Police Outrage. The murder of an inoffensive by stander "on a busy downtown thor fare by a reckless hair-trigger police man is an outrage against which the whole community should rise up. Such a brutal shooting by an officer of the law is even less excusable than it would be by a private cltisen under similar circumstances, because the officer is sworn to protect life and property, and In duty bound to risk his own life, if need be, before ex posing the Jives of others. If a police-' man cannot arrest an ordinary drunk without using his revolver he has no business to wear a star, and It would be far better to let a drunken man get away than to shoot Innocent peo ple merely looking on. " Neither can we understand why a brutal policeman like Officer Woold rldge committing an unprovoked mur der, should have special consideration as a prisoner when placed under ar rest. Why should he not have been suspended from . the force at oncer Why shduld he be treated like a star boarder in jail Instead of like any other prisoner similarly accused? Why should the police imagine that they have to come to the rescue of a murderer just because he has worn a police uniform? We prefer to believe that the spe cial privileges accorded Officer Woold rldge, under arrest for murder,- are due to the thoughtlessness of those temporarily in charge during the ab sence of Chief of Police Donahue, and that if the chief were here on the spot Instead of attending the National Con vention of Police Chiefs In the east the brutal policeman .would have no different treatment than any other human brute. One of the garbage contractors has finally come to the rescue to test the validity of the emergency garbage ordinance. It looks as If the principal emergency consisted of a notion on the part of the garbage contractors that they can get more money out of It by collecting from the city instead of from the householders. The Nebraska State Postmasters' association meets this week in York, the convention having been taken away" from Omaha, where It was orig inally voted, because the stock of Omaha's postmaster suffered a serious decline. We hope the postmasters will keep Omaha on the list for a fu ture meeting. . And yet if a Judge ascertained tnat during ihe progress of a trial one Juror had been bribed he would scarcely wait to And out whether enough others bad been bribed to se cure a verdict; he would, if he were a fit man to alt on the bench, call a halt in proceedings right there. A, little Texas paper quotes W. P. Schwlnd of Lincoln as saying: "Mr. Bryan will come back and be the dem ocratic presidential nominee in 1914." We do not doubt It. Mr. Bryan's chief strength has always asserted Itself in the "oft" years. Judge Gary, Theodore N. 'Vail President Delano of the Wabash, all say. public utility corporations and other big industries should be under government regulation. -Chancellor Day says not. Now for arbitration. Faatlly Reaches for Tie, . fit. Louis Republlo. 'ncle Alberta Madero la in a' receptive frame of mind as regards ths governor ship of ths sovereign sute of Chihuahua and sores of the cousins are looking x- pectantly toward tha post offices and deputy collectorehlpe. Aeaalrlea- a TresMeaome Habit. .. - ' Plttsbury Dispatch. It will he most unfortunate If after shaking off the Dias yoke the Mexicans should become so familiar with political conspiracies and Indirections ss to make them a necessary of life. Aa Iasalrlaa- Optimist. Baltimore American. Justice Marian, of tha supreme court, says that the nation Is In no danger, and that wa are nearer tha American Ideal of government than ever before. This op tlmlsm In the venerable Jurist, who has the firs of youth In his soul. If not Its blood In bis veins, ought to be an Inspfr tlon for the young men of the country ana a challenge to the pessimism which sees decay In tha very excrescences which prove growth, i A City Deservlag Sympathy. Bprlngfleld Republican. Tha City of Mexico, ona of the world's brilliant capitals, has been rudely visited by an earthquake, as if natora were con spiring with man to make things uncom fortable. The neighbor country needs our sympathy at this time. The blessing of the uneventful Is most realised when the un toward and the dangerous make their ap pearance. - When Mexico most longs for stability even Mother Earth goes back on her. ........ ' Washington Schools and Darldsaa. Washington Star. The new superintendent, William M. Davidson of .Omaha, comes well recom mended and will bring to bear on his new labors a goodly fund of experlnence Sialthered In other school fields. The need of the Washington schools Is not only an educator of force and virility, sagacity and accuracy of Judgment, but a pacificator a man who can bring har mony out of the discord that so long has disturbed -the .school system. Mr. David son Is entitled to and will receive tha support - - and encouragement of every friend of the Washington schools, and the hope is general that his labors will be crowned . with success. NEBItASKAN'S IDEAL KPIRNKD. Saga-ratloa for "a Good t'ltlseashla" Day Radely Turned Dons. . . Chicago Inter-Ocean. A gentleman out In Nebraska who Is try ing to start a. movement for the obser vance of a "good citizenship" day writes to. ask if we have any suggestions to make. We have. i Speaking to' this . gentleman in a heart- to-heart way, we would say that we have about as much need for a "good citizen ship" day Is of a poultry day, an appls pie day, a powder puff day or any kind of useless day that might be suggested. Ws have already about a dosen election days, more or less. In this state, and It strikes us that anybody who want either to meditate on or manifest his good cltisenshlp ought to find them amply suffi cient for his purpose. As for the children's education in pa triotism a point our Nebraska friend particularly . stresses ws haven't th" slightest Idea, .that a ' 'good citizenship" day would glva one 'more good olttsen to the republlo" than it would otherwise have. It would--probobly only make the children tired., , , , . , . Aaa why 5h1ju4jn:t .ItT , A . lot of edify ing speeches, a collection of ponderous platform sitters, a series ' of children's exercises Isji6rbue1y prepared, heat, . fans, thirst. orieHrfiHr ttfe'water -that Is about what the goodcKlienshlp day celebration would probably amount to, whether held on Sunday or any . other day. "., The simple but often forgotten .truth Is that the oplycsf to train children to be good etiizens W net to try to bold up to them at .amy eajrly age tbe abstract Idea of good citizenship, which they are' Incapable of appreciating,' but to rear them in the nurture and admonition of honor, duty, charity and patriotism. -The church, the home, the school, the circle of acquaintance these ars the aids to good citizenship. And they promote It by helping ta form and develop character. And In our humble opinion nothing else counts or ever will count enough to be worth mentioning in the same connection. We trust that our Nebraska correspondent, falling to find, our reply exactly ia the sense he anticipated, will not hastily con clude that we 'are an open or disgusted enemy of good citizenship. On tbe con trary, we greatly favor it : We favor it o much, in fact, that we can sea no particular reason to cheapen it by a superfluous sort of holiday cele bration. . Ws value it so highly that ws don't want it to run ths remotest chance of being made a bore to the rising genera tion. People Talked About TREOERlC THoriPSOrt t bnu;." .niaii.i ,t a ii , in i ay- gronnl for New York's mlUWiM when Fred Thomson and ths lata "Bklp" Oundy ?' Omaha created Luna Tark and trans formed the island Into a wonderful arrawe- ment. resprt. , Luna Park escaped the flames which recently destroyed the rii1 resort. ..".Dreamland,' and Thompson is d. log most of ths business in consequeneti. A. D. Dntton. 83 years old. who attri butes his longevity, to his habit of eailnii beans, mas married to Ilss Rebecca Jane Galoway, 24 years old, In Muldrow, Okl., recently. Electrician T. I Young of Tioga county, Pennsylvania, has invented a huckleberry plcksr; hs says it will pick two biiKhet of berries tn an hour, and more. Naturally turn human berry pickers of those pitrts bar a new worry on their minds. Mral Ellna Van Bramer of PtUsfleld. Mum., 'taU'br&Ud her Sth birthday by working i'r two hours In her flowsr gar den and rea',:j? tlit dally newspapers without speotacles. e, if wulks without a cans and is as spry jts a woman of to. Ths mothar of American woman's clubs is dead in New Harmony, Md. 8he was Mrs. Constance rauntterow fiuncls. Known, If not personally, then by reputa tion, in almost every place In the United States where women have organised 'for the advancement of their interests, shs was recognised and honored as their pioneer. Army Gossip Matters ef Interest oa and Seek of tha rirlsg X.IBS Cleaned from tbe Army sat kTavy sseglate On s of the most Interesting bills which has lately been Introduced In congress Is one (H. R. 11182) presented by Representa tive Rucker of Colorado, providing for the abolishment ef the military post at Fort D. A. Russell, Wye., "ths same," In the language of the measure, "having become undesirable for military purposes." The bill requires the president to causa the sp praisal and sale of Fort D. A. -Russell, either as a whole or In subdivisions, to- gtther with the real estate, the proceeds of such transaction to be deposited In ths public treasury. For some time there has been much jealousy on the part of the people In Denver sgalnst Cheyenne and there has been a disposition to do as much harm as possible to the military post at Fort D. A. Russell. Tha bill represents Denver sentiment In that particular. Jt Is not likely to make much progress toward enactment. Should it pass the house It will encounter formidable obstruction In the senate, where Mr. Warren, who takes a special Interest In Fort D. A. Russell, Is chairman of the senate appropriations com mlttee and ths second ranking member of the senate military committee. Some complaint has been mads that the War department has Imposed exoessive re quirements In determining the qualifica tions of expert riflemen and sharpshooters. The question of modification has been care fully considered by those who are Inter ested In maintaining a high standard of accuracy In marksmanship In the military service, it is believed that there Is no oc caslon to modify the requirements or to lessen any of the conditions which have been prescribed. In the firing which oc curred at Leon Springs the climate and the background were found to operate to ths disadvantage of the'marksmen. The coun try was parched from the' long drouth and It was difficult to see the target. But this was considered an entirely local condition, and It was thought there was nothing to warrant a material change In the firing regulations. It was desired, of course, to Impose such requirements as shall deve'op the greatest possible degree of accuracy In marksmanship and this cannot be done, ob viously, if there is any modification In the firing regulations in this particular. The new edition of the manual of the army medical department will shortly be ready for distribution. It has been In course of revision for about two years. upon which work Major Charles Lynch of the army medical department has been engaged In connection with other duties. The manual Is much more than a revision of the previous edition; it has been prac tically rewritten, as was necessary under the circumstances.. It will be found that the new arrangement of text furnishes a detailed account of the duties of medloal officers. An attempt was made to sim plify and lessen the number of reports. and this has been accomplished to some extend so far as it has been possible to do this without an Impairment of records which are deemed essential. The suddIv tables have been very considerably rear ranged. The general table, instead of be ing distributed under a number of different heads, baa been concentrated under a leas number, with a view of making It easier to and articles listed. Much space has been devoted to the details of hospital ad ministration and In the chapter on aanlta. tlon standard methods of disinfection are described at length. Great care has been exercised to eliminate' conflicting I state ments and the manual la considered aa a decided Improvement on the edition which it supplants. A circular will be issued from the War department announcing that the term 'anti-typhoid vaccination" will not be hereafter uaed In the official designation of the treatment Intended as a prevention of that disease. Tbe treatment Is here after to bs known as "typhoid prophy laxis," while the material used in the treatment will be known as "typhoid pro phylactic." This is necessary for the re son that the term vaccination relates only to the operation to render persons Im mune to smallpox. The result of typhoid prophylaxis In Texas have been most lm pressive. The case which was suspected among tbe troops at Ban Diego is now in the doubtful column, as an examination of the culture, sent to the medical laboratory in Washington, Justifies ths opinion that it Is not a case of typhoid. There is a con stantly growing appreciation of the treat ment aa the preservation of health, espe cially among troops in ths field. The sec retary of war received the treatment dur ing the last week. The health of the troops in Texas has continued notably good. Some apprehension has been expressed that it will be necessary to make a change In the camp of the troops at Ban Antonio, aa might be expected after so long a time at one place. Senator Warren oi Wyoming has trans mitted to the War department a complaint he has received from a local shoemaker at Cheyenns, who says hs does not have a monopoly of business on the military reservation at Fort D. A. Russell as hs expected would be ths case when be re ceived permission to establish a shoe shop as a feature of the Ninth cavalry ex change. Ths complainant states tbat hs offered to give to the exchange 20 per cent of the receipts of his business and he now finds there are other shoemakers com peting with him for trade on ths reserva tion. There are also two other exchanges at Fort D. A. Russell, an Infantry and a Held artillery exchange. There Is no authority to require that ths Ninth cavalry exchange should have the monopoly of shoe work within the post. All Hie exchanges ars at liberty to establish such a shop as a feature of their business. Unless for bidden to do so by a post order, there Is held to be nothing to prevent shoemakers from oQtslds the post coming into it and soliciting business. It is held by ths War department that to undertake to grant a monopoly to a post exchange tn any one 11ns of business would be absolutely at variance with the principles governing ths business reZatlons of those who deal within military isscvatlons. A SOL.AK PLEXlt. StrrI Trust ilaaaa a Hard Oae ta the Railroads. Comer s Weekly. Ths prices of steel bars, steel billets, beams iery form of steel, except rails are lower than at any other time during the last five years. Bteel rails alone con tinue to sell at the same price that was fixed by tha trust tea years ago. Why tha exception? Whoever thinks out ths leaaon for himself will bavs put his finger on ths crux of the whole railroad situstlon. Cher forms of steel ars bought by men who have no other interest to serve than their own, and no purpose other thsn to take advantage of dull times and get their goods at ths lowest possible pi tees; steel rails ars bought by ths men who run the railroads, who ars ths sams men that run tha steel corporation, snd they are mors Interested In ths prosperity of ths steel company than of tbs railroads. SUPERVISION OF MARRIAGE. Chicago Inter-Ocean: George K. Howard, professor of sociology in the University of Nebraska, thinks ws ought to have a drastlo revision of all the laws governing marriage. in particular, he suggests the endowment of motherhood, trained officials to perform marriages, a school of domestic relations to teach the problrma of sex and parentage and thus prepare for marriage, and a more efficient administrative system. These suggestions for the offlclallsstlon of every aspect of marrlsge, even ths birth of children, open tip an alluring prospect. They point to a brighter time when peo pie will not go on and live their married lives as suits them, but will have the aid. comfort, advice and official sanction or warning of some regularly constituted body at every step. Washington Herald: Prof. Howard would endow motherhood by ths state, abolish common law marriages, require twenty days public notice before a license Is issued, and would limit marriage to those wno are or age. Whether one nr all nf these suggestions are ever enacted into law or not, the fact remains that students or aocioiogy can find no better field for ths employment of their talents than in remedying the present conditions. It Is a aiagrace to our civilization when, as was recoraea in Lhlcajro a few dava . Justice of the peace can frequently, wlth out rebuke, marry girls as young as 11 years of age. More than that, it i. .n. pears that the 1,600 marriage ceremonies uicn ns periormea were all Illegal. This Is a state of affairs which ! difficult t understand, and la only another demonstra tion or the prevalent disposition to regard marriage aa a perfunctory and not as solemn act LAUGHING GAS. lAy Vmm sTwIn tn a. nrii nariv (nnieht Miss Sally. r " "' Miss Bally What will vnn tt. . present? Ivlly Well) we didn't cal'clate nn t.lH' no present. Yo' see, we don't wan' to sprlxa nn iuu muiTiu r-nnaaeipnia liger. The Marketer .Aren't mi good deal of that steakln trimming it? The Butcher No, ma'am: I weighed it first. Toledo Blade, Judge Why did you steal fh s-.nl- tnan's purse? Prisoner I thourht tha chinn wouM An me good. Boston Transcript. "My dear, have von arrant,, tn h trust magnates at one end of the table, and the magazine publishers at the other?" res. "Well, tell the hnM.r tn nnn.,n.. th.t dinner Is served." Chicago Trlbuns. "There is UflUnJIv a txtrrentlhla nlrferonrta between a man's aneakinv and hia innnir voice." "1 should sav sot Tha nnea whn a.lb big are the very ones most apt to sing small." Baltimore American. "Jaegs aoaulrad a larara nac.kuve tha h.r day, and began a little pistol practice in the lobby of the office huiMinv rm v.n deaf man asked his office boy if the noise no nea.ru ouuxae was a mail chute, and what do you think the boy told hlra?" "No It was a mnl hnnMnv " American. 'Yea. mv wif iiwu n. t i Hit her newest gown." -values your opinion, eh?" 'Nfl It's natilw kakll m ..l.-J Plain Dealer. "Mrs. Findlav sav aha h prmiui th Atlantic fifty times." "Yes: but tha customs lnantm v. -... become so Inquisitive that I heard her say the other day that she had about de cided to see America now." Judge. 'Travollna. In alt IrlnH. ... - .w. places gives a fellow nerve. I remember nn I ma T was w,lk . . . wild part of the country, and we actually sat down to rest and swap stories en the "Humph! If you were telling- the stories. I don t wonder the chasm was yawning." Mrs. Rulilv-TIUF. r. ., In life which are very puzzling to me. .- runun iie wnat, ror Instance. Mrs. OttIHV .WhM wn.. . I. . . " J .. w., s " u -ii i every nuns; . '" - his in a nook for everybody to read, it la biography, but when you Just tell tha same things to a 7 noi mmmmmmmm mum j m B4 years of continuous management; 54 years of steady growth in Assets; 64 years of in creasing ability to safeguard tbe increasing funds of depositors; therefore, a good, place for YOUR account and especially your SAVINGS. Zi Interest on Tine Deposits iMWWBsMaBfc-! sen ill rrviimarr.t&LCrxtvxmitMrivn&kWff' ( Do Your Cooldng in the Cool A hot kitchen is little better than a prison ia sumtrar. But the range is there, to all the cooking and the washing Vjuit be done there, too. What a relief it would be to move the rsrige vhere you pleased. You can do this with a New Perfection Oil Cook stove cook your dinner out on the porch, if you like. . 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