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A game of tag for $3,500 is a game worth playing. Nothing the supreme court can do will curl Mr. Rockefeller top hair, however. Possibly "aiU" Ston over on the Lorlmer t , powder explosion. i, blown '. baking Mr. Bryan has not yet named Alton B. Parker as a democratic possibility for 1912. Jealous. "Lobeck preparing a bill.'.' Oh Joy! Oh rapture! Who would have suspected him of it? At any rate, Justice Harlan has es tablished his claim to being the Insur recto of the supreme court. We are still waiting for the roster of those volunteer policemen who are to serve as home defenders. It Is so easy to address open letters to the president that the wonder is so many resist the temptation. Latest man nominated for vice president, is Governor Burke of North Dakota. The list is still open. Baltimore and Louisville are en gaged In civic advertising campaigns, with mint Juleps on the side, no doubt "Are Clerymen Vain of Their Cloth?" asks the Washington Times. They certainly should not be this kind of weather. - , Two balloonlsts in Massachusetts dropped in on their way to Lowell to attend a country church meeting. Right down from heaven. The last shake of the democratic kaleldeoscope shows that Mr. Bryan might yet find himself compelled to boost for Governor Wilson. w. J. Bryan did not Indicate hia rf... nee for a presidential candidate In 1S1I. Nowi Item from St. Paul. Mr. Bryan always was credited 'with an Innate sense of modesty. In casting about for a summor White House, we cannot think of one that would be more summerlsh than the regular headquarters at Washing ton. In Japan's edict against colored tea' some of our Jingoes are likely to see a thrust at American society women who are in the habit of attending pink teas. It begins to look as If Gates and Gary did not have a detlnite under standing as to what they .were to tes tify to before that steel investigating committee. Dr. Wiley, who has been eallo.l . dreamer, may take comfort in the thought that they preferred like charges against Chris Columbus and Benjamin Franklin. I It ahould be remembered itfr rv.. K only beat the bushes at that St. Paul democratic powwow; he did not get Into the thick of the discussion of presidential candidates. Times have not changed much, after all. Thirty-four years ago DIas went into Mexico behind a gun. and the other day ho went out with a pistol In each hand, so the press dispatches say. The minister who defends Mr. Ana-' Bias on the plea that he dropped dead from apoplexy as the result ot telling bis first He will probably say that Adam had visual stlgmatlsm or he would have seen the apple first, i i i Douglas county has nearly one seventh of the population of Nebraska, but receives only a little over one ninth of the state school fund appor tionment. There is evidently some . thing radically wrong either with our school census here or with the school censuses In other parts ot the state. A Senatorial Farce. Every move mad in the senate to prevent a straightforward, Impartial Investigation of the Lorlmer case must be regarded as a move to hold the Illinois senator la bis seat against the popular verdict and a virtual admis sion that the charges of corruption cannot be refuted. Surely no senator Is obtuse enough to fall to see that, or to Imagine that he can deceive the people as to his motives. It is doubt ful if all the records of the senate dis close a greater farce than that already enacted over the retention by Lorlmer of his seat. If all his colleagues were bent on the one purpose of a fair, direct in vestigation to determine Loriraer's right to his place in the senate the matter would be settled within a very short time, and the senate, if it had any other business to transact, could proceed to it. But too many senators are plainly interested, not in getting to the bottom of the case, but in pre venting that very thing. If the senator against the integrity of whose election these grave charges He were not averse to reBt his case upon its merits he would, himself, had seen to it long ago that no tech nicality stood in the way of a com plete revelation of the facts. For men skilled in the law and in the practices of congress to haggle over what they call a re-Investigation , Is for them to eihlblt themselves be fore the country in a most unfavorable light. The idea that the great aval anche of evidence already poured out Is not convincing on the public and that further tedious "Investigating" Is necessary prevails nowhere except In the senatorial chamber. , Beating; Britons at Their Game. Johnny Bull will have to hurry if he expects to keep his young cousin Uncle Sara from completely surpass ing him in the realms of sports, as he has done in other realms. England is a great sporting nation and for a long time ita people held the prize in many games, but gradually they are losing their supremacy. We do not care to say they are losing their pro ficiency, or their sporting blood, for that would be to discredit the steady ascendency Americans are making, since it is they who are displacing the British. The fact must be that Amer icans, with all the improvement of the Britons, are making a little better progress, enough so to keep ahead of the Britons. Even in polo Americans have taken the lead. Polo, of course, did not originate in Great Britain. It dates back Into antiquity and was played by the Persians before the Christian era, according to some of the odes of Per sia. It la supposed to have flourished In central Asia in the tenth century and to have been played even by the Chinese and Japanese in the early periods. But Britons have been play ing the game since 1764, which is more than a century longer than it has been known to Americans, so, to that extent, for modern uses, it may be called a British game. British tea planters in India borrowed it from the Asiatics and took it to their na tive land and James Gordon Bennett Introduced it In the United StateB in 1874. But today the Americans hold the international polo championship, hav ing Just reinforced their grip upon it. Perhaps we shall yet crowd our British friends out of first place in cricket, their national sport. Cricket is a lit tle slow for the dashing American spirit, but if we were to go after it, as we have after base ball, pugilism, wrestling, and polo, we probably would capture the prise, for when it comes to supremacy in sports, Ameri cans are not second to any other peo ple. And this Is a supremacy which has its vitalizing Influence for the nation. How Municipal Publicity Works. Baltimore is keeping doggedly at ita Industrial campaign, having raised a fund of $300,000 for the purpose of municipal publicity. "There is a rea son for the fierce competition be tween cities for the acquisition of new industries and expansion ot trade territory," says Charles H. Dickey, chairman of the Greater Baltimore committee. He is right and the rea son is that the city that falls to ac quire new industries and expand its trade territory, drops Into the back ground and makes room for a more progressive city. Baltimore has come to appreciate the necessity of action on its part. It has neglected oppor tunities and now, with the great, growing south at Its door, it sees that It easy-going methods have let rival cities get ahead of Baltimore. This system of municipal advertising Is not new to the west, particularly Omaha, Kansas City, and other cities In these great river valleys. We are reaping our harvests from it and If our ex amples have inspired older and larger cities to the east and south of us, so much the better for the results. The Baltimore American well says that western cities are not primarily concerned with large populations; they are first Interested in acquiring industries to employ their people and develop the territory adjacent to them. Do both of these and the population will grow automatically. Develop the field within and without and new re sources will force an Increase In pop ulation. As the 1 great stretches to the west of us settle up with sturdy home-owners, Omaha's markets en large. The demands upon her mer chants and manufacturers grow with her source of supplies. Our commer cial evangelists have hid all this In tuind In their propaganda which baa brought such fruitful results of late, extending our trade far into the Pa cific northwest and our corn exposi tions and land shows are co-operative influences that work toward the same common purpose. 1 " Kansas Ouster Law at Work. Kansas Is once more in the lime light, drawn thither by the new ouster law, by which the governor may over turn a city administration that be comes derelict in Its duty. Governor Stubbs has selected Leavenworth as the place for testing the law. His attorney general, upon whom devolves the taBk of en forcing the act, reports through a special agent sent to Leavenworth that what that city needs Is a com plete new set of officials. He finds the mayor, chief of police and all the rest utterly indifferent to their duties, the lid wide open, and the whole town far on its way to the bow-wows. This Kansas act is related in a way to the Sackett law In Nebraska. Under these laws, the governors of both states are confronted ,by much the same tasks and before they are through they will find it a grievous one, no doubt, But it is up to them to meet condi tions as they exist. Whatever may be thought of the drastic features of either law, is not a matter about which the governors may concern themselves too much. Many people will look with more or less disfavor on this tendency to place the government of municipalities so largely In the hands of the legislature or the state executive and perhaps the out-workings of these very stat utes may be profitable in pointing out better how to meet the great problem of city government. It is not a vindi cation of the principle of local self government to lodge this power in the governor and it depends upon the per sonnel of the chief executive, after all, as to whether this enlarged discretion ary power is well exercised. J The Last Chance. Whether an accommodating Water board fixed its special election day for June 27 for that purpose or whether it happened purely by accident, it should not be overlooked that this will be our last chance to get a free ride to the polls. The reason lies in the fact that. our recent Nebraska legislature enacted a, law making it unlawful for any candi date or committee "to run, or cause to be run, any conveyance for the pur pose of conveying voters to the polls," the only saving clause being that the act passed without the ' emergency declaration, and will, therefore, not be in effect until three months after the date of, adjournment, which in this case will be July 7, next. How kind and thoughtful of the Water board to see to it that we have one more election in Omaha at which we can roll up to the polling place as free passengers in luxurious carriages or automobiles without exposing our hosts to the penalty of paying a $50 fine. Asleep at the Switch. A resolution has been Introduced into the senate by Senator Hitchcock making pertinent Inquiries of the War department officials aa to the reasons for, and effect of, the recent order for reorganization of military divisions and reassignment of department wortc, which will probably elicit some Inter esting Information. The trouble la that this post-mortem manifestation of curiosity very much resembles shutting the stable door after the horse has been stolen. The order for rearrangement of the military assignments has already been given to be effective the first of July. This proposed change was known to be under consideration for months, and the time to have gotten busy to pro tect Omaha's Interest was before the plans had been completed and ap proved and promulgated. It Is possible that some modification may yet be had, and it is also possible that no modification could have been had even with earlier action and greater vigilance. But a resolution of inquiry at this stage of the game would seem to indicate that someone was asleep at the switch when the train rolled by. The clerks in the military head quarters of the Department of the Missouri are permitted to express a preference as to where they shall be transferred. As most of them would rather stay right here in Omaha, the War department officials need have no trouble in learning how to accommo date them. When subpoenaed as a witness At torney General-for-a-Little-While Mul len was unable to give the grand jury any information about law viola tion in Omaha. That will not stop him, however, from telling the su preme court all about It. Speaker Clark has already written a letter of congratulation to the demo cratic candidate for congress In the Ninth Iowa district across the river. Still, It would have been safer to wait until after the election Is held and the returns are in. . . t The democrats in congress have tried to let Mr. Bryan down easy, but in the meantime Senator Hitchcock has shown hla teeth In a very ugly way and disclosed the animosity to ward Mr. Bryan still rankling In bis breast. If that promised vacancy In the city council materializes by the resignation of a republican member, the demo cratic majority will have a fine chance to prove how nonpartisan it U. PUT OT. PAYING BASIS. Kansas City flar: Although the Tot- offlce department has ceased having a deficit, the government can be depended upon to find some other way to spend the money. Indianapolis News: If as good a politician as Mr. Hitchcock can end the year with a surplus of $1,(1(10.(100 to th credit of the rostofflce. department It would seem that a great many opportunities to bring about reform without running amuck have been overlooked In the past. Kansrfs City Times: Part of the saving perhaps $7.Uj0,COO has been due to the re form in railway mall payments Instituted by Victor Murdock of Kansas. For the rest the credit must lie with the postmas ter general. Whatever may be the politi cal alignment of Mr. Hitchcock, he surely has proved himself a great director of posts. Denver Republican: It is a reflection upon the economy and efficiency of gov ernment work that this Is the first time In the history of the country that a deficit In the Fostofflce department has not oc curred. But It Is greatly to the credit of Postmaster General Hitchcock that he Is the first head of the department to achieve that result. Philadelphia Ledger: Mr. Hitchcock has given the country a brilliant demonstration of the benefits of scientific management along certain limited lines. When that prin ciple la applied everywhere It is Impossible accurately to foresee the point of economy and perfection to which our postal service may not attain. For the great aln of the present the country la properly apprecia tive. A I'ROPFll IlKHl'KE. 8c ootbern Lawyer Called Down for I'slnar Terms of Opprobrium. Pittsburg Dispatch. Judge Emory Sneer of the United Rias circlut court administered a deserved re- UKe to a member of the r.eonrlu. bur n1 Inferentially to the clement which l imwi. est In appeals to race prejudice and most commonly guilty of provoking it. In a peonage Case the lawyer for the accused white men repeatedly referred to the neero piaintm as "this nigger," rolling the con temptuous phrase from his tomrue n if he took particular pleasure In it. Finally ne juage said: "Don't you think th fu ture attorney general of the state of nr. rla can spare us this 'nigger, nigger, nig ger? it sounds so unworthy of a great court of Justice, so unworthv nf Vmil Till u f - tion to be alluding to these poor unfortunate creatures constantly in the lowest terms of Degradation." The lawver Insisted wi that he knew his rights, and Judge Ppeer admonished him more severoly that, he was exceeaing mem. that If ha ennHni.,i that line he would be disbarred .and sug gested that he use the language of a cul- tivatea gentleman. Terms of opprobrium, anneals k. lowest race pejudlce. applied by the sup posed superior to those of another race or class refute the assumption of superiority on their face, since the person hn nun. to such language proves himself to be the lower oy his own attitude. The riiv superior person Is the one who Is courte ous and considerate to others, who shows that he does not think he has to proclaim Ms superiority to make it apparent. Progressive Contradiction. Philadelphia Record. It la one thine for the nmorai..a n refuse to aid in the election of a reaction ary of the type of Senator Oalllnger of iew ampsnire lor president pro tern of the senate, and another and far mnr. im. portant thing for the same progressives to coalesce witn senator Oalllnger and the rest or the ractlonary renuhllcana reciprocity with Canada. The progressives will find It hard to reconcile these contra dictory positions. ' An Omitted Challenge. St. Louis Republic. A careful scannlnar nf tha , , . v ,j u i m falls to disclose that John W. Gates of fered once to bet congress a million during me wnoie time tie was giving his testimony before the Steel Trust committee. Send In the Bide. Washington Post. Champ Clark having announced his re fusal to throw anybody out of the window who might come around with a nomination, we may now go about the selection of a summer capital In Saskatchewan. Business for Soldiers of Fortune. Indianapolis News. The Lord tempers the wind to thA lamb. Just when the .Mexican peace dove throws the soldier of fortune out of a job Chile begins slapping Peru on the wrist. People Talked About Daniel Frohman and his brother, Charles, the big men In the theater business, were born In Sanduaky, O. They started up the ladder aa office boys on the New York Tribune. One of the Chicago aldermen wants the girls who serve aa ushers at the theaters to be replaced by men. Women would not be brave in a fire panlo, he says, but at the first sign of danger would pick up their skirts and run. Helen Wollan, tt has saved $C,0CO from tlpa she received as maid In the women's parlor at the hotel St. Regis, New York, in a service of three and one-half years, and has sailed for Europe to make her home with her mother In Vienna. Justice John M. Harlan Is In his thirty fourth year aa a member of the United States supreme court, and he will not have to live many more months to exceed the record made by Chief Justice Marshall and Justices Story and Field, each of whom have served thirty-four years in the court. It Is said of Harlan that in all this time he has been absent from the sittings ot the court less than twenty days. Miss Kate M. Gordon of New Orleans Is the chairman of the committee Id charge of raising the gratitude fund which Is to be used at a memorial to Susan B. An thony. In raising the fund professional women, college women and business women are asked to contribute II. teachers and stenographers CO cents, college students 25 cents, department store clerks and factory workers 10 rents and housewives having no Independent source of fortune whatever Uugr can spare. H ti-ri?OMMAri In Other Lands Bide Lights on What Is Trans piring Among the Heat od rar stations of the Berth The drift of population to the c.Ues S3 clearly marked In the I'nlted States census of 1910, la equally conspicuous In the c n sit Just taken In Great Biltatn an.l. Ire land. Knough ot the returns have been unnounced to show a decreased gain In English cities. The Greater London lias crown from 6,5M.S7i In 1301 to ;.2M,f3 l.i li'll. the percentage of gain being only KM, or lei's than any previous decade In half a century. In both England ani Wnles the rate of Increase Is the lowest since enumeration was establ shed In 1SJ1. Fcotlar.d still shows an Increase, approxi mating ."X),000, so small as to excite com ment. In the three divisions of the king dom the cities are the gainers, the los falling on the country. The rierea in Ireland's population In the ten years 1s slightly under 7G.000, the lowest recoided lnco the beginning of the exodus alxty years agn. This is one of several heart ening features of the situation In Ireland, Indicating the beginning of better days and the beneficial effect of land and other reform measures put Into operation Uur Ins the census decade. A fact of Impres sive significance Is worth noting In thU connection. The ligis'ation which la grad ually restoring land to the people of Ire land and making life worth the living there, has been denied Scotland, and Is producing the discontent that makes for emigration. The cultivated area of land Is Increasing In Ireland and decreasing In fotland, forcing the young and energetic Scots to seek in newer countries the op portunities beyond their reach at home. A radical change In land tenure In the dlrec tlon of peasant proprietary must be had If (hJ United Kingdom is to hold its own In population In the coming years. The brand of republicans In control of the government of Portugal scored a clean sweep In the first elections under the new regime. If there are any monaichlsts left in tha country they did not make any at tempt to contest the candidates of I he gov ernment, owing, pofslbly. to the futility of a contest against a political steam roller rieMgned to crush opposition. The con stituent assembly is almost unanimously republican, having only a few near-repub- llcnns to vary the atmosphere. To this body falls the tark of formulating a con stitution and laws to give It effect. The tentative draft of the constitution by the Rraga government for submission to the chamber carries several novel features. It provides for only one chamber, and rhould that body become deadlocked the question In dispute is to be submitted to the vote of the members of the preceding parl'a- ment. The constitution also would abol ish the diplomatic service, eliminate the minister of foreign affairs, leaving the minister of Justice to attend to the foreign business' of the country. Another Innova tion Is the Irremovability for five years of the ministers ot war, flnanoe, marine. education and public works, the theiry be ing that these pots are not political and rhould not be subject to parliamentary check and supervision. The ministers would be named by the president ahd they would be taken from the dominant patty. How they could be kept In office against the wishes of a hostile parliament, under a system of ministerial responsibility mainly Frenoh In Its characteristics, must be left for experience to determine. The German Reichstag hat passed a bill giving; the conquered province of Alsace Lorraine three votes in the federal coun cil, guaranteeing freedom of religious be lief and of language, and providing that French shall be taught In the schools and used In official documents wherever tha French-speaking population Is In a major ity. No new legislative power Is granted by this measure. The province Is the ter ritorial prize of the war thirty years ago. On September SO, 1872, some 46,000 of the Inhabitants deliberately chose to give up homes and connections and go to France rather than come under German rule. Of those who remained, a big majority were French in sympathy. Yet Germany has not been very hard In Its treatment of the province. There Is an imperial viceroy, of course, but there Is also a Landesauaschuss of fifty-eight elective members, and since 1877 this body has been able to initiate leg islation subject to imperial approval. The province has fifteen votes In the Reichstag. It has much more political weight than a regularly organlxed territory of the United States. Its area is about 1.000 square miles, and Its population about 1,000,000. Insurgency is growing to disagreeable proportions tn the outlying provinces of the Ottoman empire. The young Turks party In control at Constantinople Is between two very warm fires and enough combustibles are lying about to make a dangerous con flagration. In the north the Albanian In surrection Is assuming serious proportions. In fighting characteristics the Albanians resemble the South African Boers, and In the mountain defiles where they usually hunt, can do great execution on an Invad ing army. General Shevket Pasha appre ciates the difficulties of the situation and Is striving to accomplish by diplomacy and compromise what military operations has failed to do In the past ten months. An ap peal to the bishop of Skutarl for Interven tion has been turned down by the dignitary for the reason that bad faith and Ingrati tude In the past preclude mediation. The tribes In revolt can muster 20,000 men, but arms and ammunition are limited. Turk ish soldiers are not enthusiastic o?r the job. In the southeast the Insurgents of Arabia are doing great execution among the Turkish soldiers, capturing one of the strongest posts In the district of Atsyr and making prisoners of 8,000 government troops. The Albanians are fighting against oppressive taxation and the Arabians are resisting the Turkish government from force of habit and Inclination. If tha news of the two ructions penetratea the prison walls at Salonika the exiled sultan will have abundant reason to praise Allah with all the Joyous fervor he formerly employed in firing European ultimatums into the Yildtx furnace. Australia has a severe attack of Japanese fever. A determination to prevent Japanese as well as Chinese immigration is respon sible for the colony's deolalon to build a navy big enough to back up the exclusion policy and maintain white supremacy In the colony. By mi Australia will have completed one armored cruiser, three sec ond class cruisers, six destroyers and three submarines. It also will then construct eight armored cruisers, ten protected cruisers, eighteen destroyers and twelve submarines, train 16,000 officers and men and establish naval colleges, stations and baaea, so that by 1921 It will possess a fully equipped fleet of forty-eight vessels. The cost will be 8260,000.000, to be borne by a population of 4.000,000. The whirligig of time Is working some wonderful changes in Ireland. A few years ago resistance to local rates or taxes would rally the nationalists to a man and provoke thrilling vocal appeals from by ways and hedges. It Is different now. The .tinniit control the county councils and need the money. A a consequence there Is no particular noise mnde about the ex pedition of tax collectors to the Arran Islands, off the south coast of Ireland, where the poorest of Irish people eke a bare existence and have nothing where with to ray the rates. But the Oalway county council Insists the Arran flsherfulk have the coin and Is going to search for it. TI!E.K CONTROL TUB TRIST. I Men Practically Monopolise To bacco Holding". New Tork American. James H. Imke. Thomas F. Ryan, An thony N, Brady, F. A. B. Wldoner. Oliver II. Payne and the William C. Whitney es tate control each S3.334 shares of the Amer linn Tobacco company's common stock, a total of :00,004 shares out of .n.00. The present market value of each holding Is 816,167,000, and the dividend each received last year was l,m. Other officer and directors or asso ciates held additional shares, but thce six men absolutely control the company, whose total outstanding stock (common) Is too.000 shares. The bonds and preferred stock In the company have no voting power and are limited as to dividends. It is understood that ten Individuals own more than SO per cent of all the voting, and therefore controlling, stock. The origi nal common stock of the original American Tobacco company (par $50) sold as low as Jii5.50 per share on the stock exchange In 1KM. One who had bought 100 nharcs of the stock at that price would have Invested 82.5.V). Threo years later the holder of 100 shares would have received IfO oliares more for nothing as n stock dividend, making 2'X shares of the par value of 810.0CO at the orlalnnl cost of I2.K0. Two yt?ars later he j "Bui. imve laiion in per rent noncis of the Consolidated Tobacco company for his stock, but If he had refused to take that and had held hla original stock until the big merger In 1901 and the formutlon of the new American Tobacco company he would have got par for It In the common stock of the new company; that Is, 10) shares (par SICK't of new American Tobacco company for 2O0 shares (par $5o) of tho common stock of the old American To bacco company. And his luO shares of American Tobacco common would now be worth 80.000. Deduct Its original cost, 8:,560. and the profit Is $47.d.V0. That is about 1,800 per ceut in fifteen years, to ay nothing of large returns meantime In dividends. THE DEADLY PARALLEL. Chicago Four months ago When blizzards blew And Ice and snow Made mock ot you, When cold winds howled And skies were gray You growled and growled By night and day. "Confound the cold!" You muttered "i m Post. But yesterday You puffed and fumed, Though down the way The lluics bloomed, On every hand Gay blossoms tossed You madly fanned And prayed for frost. "This awful heat!" You weakly sasned Bick of this old Wild wintertime. With Icy street And pipes that freeze To all you'd meet In tones that rasped. You sal and sighed; And sat there grum Oh. for the heat, Send summer, And asked what made The hot wave come. please. Your nose was blue. So was your look; The teeth ot you WUh 1 coldness shook You shoveled coal And stirred the fire; Warmth was the goal Of your desire. Tou edul'rtot'Se",r A cheerful gleam . In snow-wreathed tree Or Ice-locked stream: Your face was red. Your shirt a rag. You mopped your head And let It sag. And wished It were Four months ago. The air ablur With scudding - now. You did not care A single hang For meadow fair. For birds that sang Oh, when you're cold Or when you're hot You ait and scold Fo. what you've not. You sought the shade "Turn summer on! Joy 1 untied. When winter's gone." EFOSITS made on or before June 10th in the SAVINGS DEPARTMENT of the UNITED STATES NATIONAL BANK will draw interest from June 1st. D THREE PER CENT interest is paid on savings deposits and COMPOUNDED SEMI-ANNUALLY. Funds may be with drawn at any time without notice. The combined capital and surplus la 11,360,000.00. It la tho oldest bank la Nebraska. Established In 1856. ' United States National Bank of Omaha, Nebraska K. T. Barlow, President. . O. S. Kayerstlck, Asst. Cult O. W. Wattles, Tlos-Prea. Mowmaa, Asst. Oaalb T. B. Caldwell, Tloe-Pres. . Module, Asst. Oaah. W. a. Bhoade. Cash. O. K. Tate. Asst. Oas. Opa on Saturdays Until 0:00 1. M. Are You a Lover of Nature? If so, take a ride down to Bcllevuo or Fort Crook on the interurbau line. Lots of wild flowers and the foliage'is beautiful. You will find Fort Crook an interesting place to visit. The ride is delightful, and refreshments ean be had at tho Bcllevue waiting station. On Saturdays, cars Jeave 24th and N, South Omaha, every thirty minutes from 12:30 p. ni., until 7:30 p. m.; Sundays every twenty minutes from 1:00 p. m., to 7:00 p. m. Next car 7:30 p. rn. Service there after hourly from 8:00 p, m., to 12:00 midnight. OMAHA & SOUTHERN Interurban Railway Co. HAS t!0 SUBSTITUTE IS Absolutely Pure Tha only baking powdam mado from Royal Grspo Groam of Tartar HO ALUM.K3 LIME PHOSPHATE TAPS ON THE FUNNYB0NE. "Prisoner, you are charged with lielnn a receiver of stolen goods. What have uu to say?'" "V'r honor, I'm not goln' to dignify such a charge as that by denyin' it." "The court Interprets that as a pica of guilty. One year In the penitentiary.' -Chicago Tribune. "Your citv, f.lr, seems to be a very qul.-t law-nbldlnL,- place for the far west." "Yes, It Is. but what will you say when I tell you the fery first day I arrived m this town l was held up?" "You were! As the victim of footpivla or road agents?" "Neither; bv the doctor as the finest potindor in the pluce." Baltimore Amer ican. Hubbubs I love the early spring. Kverv thlnx looks ao fresh and clean around here Hubbubs Yes. we've had a couple of de tectives out here semiring the country for a burglar. I'hlludclphla Record. First Bad Man Who's that fellow in tin check suit who keeps lookln' at you? Second I!nd Man That's McStalker, thi detective. First Had Man Gee! But say, how do you know hlni In plain clothes? Second I!al Man Easy. I never saw him In any other kind. "Sometimes." said Plodding Pete, "I'm tempted to map out a route that'll take me to them there ar'tlc regions." "The climate' no good," ventured Meandering Mike. "No. But your nerves git a rest. None o' them F.sklmos Is lookln' fur farm handa." WashlnKton Star. She I'm afraid. Tom, dear, you will find me a mine of faults. He Darllnfr. It shall he the sweetest labor ot my me in correct infra. She (flaring up) Indeed, you shan't! I INDEPENDENTS . . . Auto Suggestions This space will contain a new announcement each day. Each, one WII.L be worth reading. Our Business 'Phone, $2 per month. Our Residence 'Phone, $1 per month, We Have Wo Party Lbui TE LCPHONE 1 s V ( I ( ft