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Is SJrtting tat tjm lnua satretr.
that Chasr Vim. amairr.
"Also the offloe stretch, the factory
. stretch, the elans room stretch and street
V ear stretch," yawned the Hotel Lobbyist
ATn nay nothing of tin hotel corridor
. I tretch. Why, anybody should believe that
fitretehlng la confined to the hom In spring
' lira I Aoa't know. .There something in
th Ur at this time of the year that makes
.- any landscape we look at one vut, Ultmtt-
ante stretch,
"The world Is open fared. Tou w
- notice an Inclination to stretch on the part
of tree limbs. The woods put on s new
line of scenery e penally twin ted for this
production. The . little birds pipe their
lays and the plumbers lay their pipes.
Base bail fans art rain checks snd poeta
'don't pt try kind.
. "W all were going, to start In exercising
this spring- and we are keeping our word,
are-n't we? Isn't H Brand esei-cise to lean
bark In chair and stretch the arms above
one's bead and slghT
"X trow It is. ' The habit of stretching,
holding the arms tip In the air, is so strong
at this time that we can't even Induce the
Mexicans to put town their arms. But the
ar scare Is setting awfully languid ai
the sultry season approaches. We're toe
much Interested In the Increased heavy
batting of the big league the photographs
of the styles of bathing Butts which will
''-'not be permitted on the beaches this sum
mer, the exciting plots of the summer roof
shows and the fsscinatlng snort of reading
the railroad aiders to pick the various
places to spend our vacations but never
reach. - ' - f
"Some of us Just fs.ll -asleep nsturally and
ethers read the supreme court decision.
The young engaged people or those who
are easily Induced Into that comatose con
dition think the world la populated by ex-
Long-Lived Persons
Marry Ellis, aged 11 years, died in New
Tork in July, 1754.
A mulatto slave died In Fredericktown,
Vs.. In August, 179?. agi-d 130 years.
Wywarch . Hen, poet and ' contemporary
of ancient King Arthur, is said to have
lived to the -age of 1H0 years.
William Billings died in England in 1751
kt the age of 111 years. He was the last
k: Queen Anne's officers.
N'imaa de Cupna, a native of Bengal,
'J idted in the year lflc at the incredible ase
Loretta's Looking
Girls are queer! I resent having men
aay It; but I-am forced to a conclusion
that they know whereof they speak even
If they display bad taste In . speaking.
There are some things that ought not to
be mentioned. - ''
You know those shoot-tbe-coa arrange
ments that tiarrteade r tha sidewalk and
esnpty the contents of a tlg black wagop
Into the coal cellars? A girl In a hobble
and oaa of them met! Ebs stood meditat
ively watching the Iback stream rushing
oellarward, But she was doing a little
mental arithmetic Her skirt was a scant
two yards wide. The chute wss a gener--aoui
three-auarters - And the point of con-
I Jslderatlon was whether In the quarter of
. orer us onstacia ,
- With the. black Oblivion, that enables
them to get a good many wagon loads a
day delivered, the two coal men A'.i not
see her. They, let the black diamonds
sweep uninterruptedly to the setting that
awaited them. The girl had a choice of
being swept Into the coal cellar with them
If she stepped Into ths chute, or of going
. Aut In the street ana dodging automobiles
or she could hop!
f Fhe hopped.' Ths rubloon was crossed
1 sait-ly, but. barely. But the pedestrians
A who had lined up to watch the Issue were
treated to a 'eight that was funnier far
... than Lrfrd Dundreary's famoys skip. Noth
ing in fact or fiction, on hei stage or off,
has ever approached the hobble-hop as an
The Woman With Nerves
Many women confuse the words "ner
vous" and 1emjeraroental," and try to
affect the ons by practicing the other.
Thre seems .to be an accepted idea that
temperament Is attractive, and so It Is to
a degree, when .lt la real, though there is
a doubt whether It is ever ss pleasing
as the gentleness and poise that go with
an even disposition. Rut the rasping ner
vousness burn of affectation, and which
rapidly becomea a reality. Is enough to dim
the beauty of a Venus de M!lo Eventually
It means pervishnean, illness sad the com-
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actly two persons them.
"The explanation of the matter is that
the earth has one of those rubber cork
centers at this time of the year. It makes
the sphere light, giddy and lively. The
little hills leap for Joy even James X
withholds his prophecies of gloom, while
David Jayne finds this land much nicer
than Germany.
"Tep. spring is the home stretch and the
workshop stretch and tha all day stretch
Even when the girls In the hobble skirts
climb aboard the open cars there's the In
clination to mbbe"
"Aral the poeta," reminded ' the Chair
Warmer. "Pon t forget the poets are post
ing. "
"Yes, the poets and Alfred Austin
agreed the? Hotel Lobbyist.
(Copyright, 11 L by the N. T Herald Co.)
of S79 years, so Maffeus, a Portuguese
author, has declared.
The Newport Mercury (which Ts-as
founded by Benjamin Franklin's brother
James) of April St, 17K8, contained a no
tice of. the death of Daniel Cullen, who
had attained the age of 15 years. -Jennne
Fitsgerald, countess of Desmond,
passed away when she was 145. At the
age of 140 she traveled from her home In
Ireland to London to urge some claim
against the government. Sir Walter Ra-
leiirh once said: 'I myself knew her.
Lord Bacon mentions that she had thrloe
renewed her teeth.
New Tork Daily Advertiser of November
7. 17Wt, records the demise of the Rev.
Thomas Sampson, aged 114. years.
Glas s-Held Up to the
exhibition of eccentrlo boraor!
New Tork has Just been shaken down
to the very bottom of Its natural rock
foundation by a horrible catastrophe In
which over 100 girls were burned to death.
And a perfect flood of sympathy has flowed
from the hearts of girls and women to the
bereaved faxnillea of the victims, walls a
feminine rage has protested against the
willful disregard for human Ufa Tot
here we are deliberately getting ourselves
Into skirts that make it Impossible for us
to run fast enough to get away from an
automobile. Jump high enough to escape a
stumbling block, or get on a street car
without risk of being Jerked . down ana
mutilated by a feature to- calculate our
skirt allowanca
We grow eloquent about the criminal
cruelty of not arranging adequate escapes
from danger of fire; and then, we carefully
get ourselves Into skirts that have no
safety devices attached.
Aren't we funny, though?' Cfne thing,
though we are as mean to ourselves as
we are to others. We do not endanger the
lives of fellow travelers with our .hatpins
without Inflicting upon ourselves some
iurm of torture. Ws run our risk of the
death we deal by curtailing our pedal
ability to get away from harm.
Indeed, we abuse ourselves Just as we do
othera We do not burden them with
terrors snd unkindly (o scot free our
selves. We may be queer, but we cer
tainly are fair!
plete loss of any natural beauty thst may
have preceded it-
There are women who take a certain
foolish pride la being "so nervous." They
talk of the continually, and when the
slightest opportunity presents they put It
iate effect. They develop hysterics upon
the slightest provocation, and when an
unpleasant duty lies in their oath they
have "a dreadful nervous headache." As
s result they sre avoided by the women of
their acquaintance, while the men, who
have little patience wltn women's nerves,
are sure to dub them silly and shallow.
What is more Important, they mar their
features, and this should be enough to
cure any. case of Imaginary nerves. . Re
garding this fact, a noted teacher of
buauty culture, who is herself marvel
ously lovely, says:
"For your complexion's sake, keep your
nerves under control. Nervousness is one
of the chief causes of roughness of skin
and of pimples. Womea with real ner
vous affections hsve teamed this Is thetr
sorrow. Nervousness causes fine lines to
be drawn around the eyes, which take
on ra staring appearance while the figure
apeare rigid and tha voice harsh and
strained.
"Do not credit nervousness to overwork.
If you atft the case carefully you will find
it is worry, not nork. that is breaking
down the system. Continued worry la me
foster mother of age sod ngsnesa It not
onlv harms a woman's beauty, nut it les
sens her chances of success fer burning up
energy and brain force. There Is not a
case on record where worry brought any
definitely good results.
"The woman who Is the complete mas
ter of her nerves is doing more to make
herself attractive than eoald the greatest
beauty doctor la the world." .
A Tender HH4 Between angtns and bag
car Judge.
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Queer ness of Girls
"I should like it," he exclaimed.
And I fell into a re very. It seemed clear
that It was ths girl's to choose whether
she would be a playmate or a helpmate.
It was an engrossing thought. Some of
you girls might try it as a mental exercise.
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THe Weekly bumble Beep
VOL. L
TUB BV BIBLE) 1KB.
A, STINGER Editor
Communications welcomed,
and neither signature nor re
turn postage required. Ad
dress ths tdltor.
NO BAD MONET TAKEN.
NO AD8 AT ANT PRICK.
Crafty.
. Did you notice it? The gov
ernor calls on the county at
torney to take the steps to en
force ths law, and the county
attorney turns around and
calls on the police to get bim
the evidence on which to pro
ceed. Is it not a beautiful
garnet The outcome of this
ought to be of much real con
cern to the public as a test of
law enforcement.
I fare.
If the vigilantes will direct
thetr efforts aatnat the loaf
ers who Infest the downtown
street corners, and compel
them to keep moving, the
will do a real publle service.
Omaha suffers more because
of the eongregation of cigar
ette amoklng boys on tha
street comers than on account
of highwaymen or burglars.
Others.
It will be well to keep in
mind that Omaha is not the
only place In the -world where
footpadi and burglarious per
sons operate. It seems tliat
Omaha Is the only place
w here certain persons seek to
ride Into public notioe by
bragging of the petty crimes
against property.
somewhere,
where, but
where.
tbea you
ana tell
1U and
Parade.
W11. now you have seen the
parade what do you think of
the city's payroll? Its a
pretty fine looking lot of men
who draw thetr wagea from
Omaha's coffers. Isn t it? And
they weren't all In line at
that.
to all the
snd the
story the
Novell r.
It was a novel sight to see
President Tuft walking up to
the elephant s rage and hold
ing out his hi no after what
the elephant did to his mahuut
last fall. But It Is hopeful.
Artl
little Artie might almost be
called "Artless Artie." were
he not so confoundedly
crafty. But he Is just s trifle
deep.
Weather.
Tou haven t heard the ice
man comi'laln about the
weather, have you?
Proad.
Iid you e Tom Flynn the
dsy? Marshal Tom it will be
forever new.
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GREAT!
Automatic Stores
Automatic shops for the poor districts ,
are advocated by Thomas A. TCdleon, not
only as a philanthropic measure but also
as a business proposition. The great In
ventor dams that ths poor people are
greatly overtaxed because of the: neces
sity of .buying In small quaiitftles. This
would be the means of . oliiittnatlng the
ward charity to a great -extent "and would
pay a profit to the nrojectori of ' S per
cent or more. In an Interview in the Phila
delphia Inquirer Mr. BUI son says:
'With the purchasing power these stores
would have they could buy everything at
wholesale. Then let them dispense only
the necessaries, put up in penny and S-cent
lota We already know what ean be done
with automatic vending machines,- and
these could be adapted to the sale of pack
ages of tea, coffe, beans, pear, flour, sugar
and all other staple foods, as well as fuel.
OMAHA. MAT 26, 1911.
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VIGILANTES THE ONE SURE WAY
TO CURE THE FOOTPAD
Short-Oard Ike Endorses the Move and Tells Just
the PUn Will Work In Detail Practice.
"Bpeakln about vigilantes,"
said Snort-Card Ike, "1 surely
do admire the term. It has
been a favorite expression o(
mine for well, 1 hate to own
up, but you'll remember that
1 wasn't so durn far sway
in thoee days when X. Bled
ler and his friends were doing
the finest ptecs of vigilante
work that was sver pulled off
In this country. Also, 1 know
iust what 7-7-7 meant to the
eniscas of Ban Pran, and
that was some, too.
"Bo, as 1 was eayln' I'm
strong for this here vigilante
move. It goes double with ma
Here's the system:
"You're walking home at
night, ssy along about :30,
or thereabouts. Just about
the most lonesome spot on ths
trail soms gent sticks a six
gun into your face, and while
you tremble with your hands
up and your nose ltchln' aay,
did you ever notice how your
nose always Itches when Its
got a gun sticking about an
inch away from its end? Mine
always does. Well, this man,
as 1 say, sticks his six-gun
into your face, and goes
through your pockets, and
then he ducks, and you get
on the stlcktip In which you
were the party of the second
part, they 11 go out and patrol
the regiua, and. If the gun
man comes back that way
he 11 be up against It If ths
vigilantes get him.
"At ths regular weekly ses
sion of the executive council
of the vigilantes, the affair
will be presented along with
other similar cases, and ths
proper reference to committee
will be made, and at the next
regular meeting the committee
will make Its report, and for
mal action will be taken.
"Of course, as soon as the
holdup man finds out he Is
being indexed and card cata
logued by the vigilantes, he'll
b mighty careful about bow
he operates.
"Then, tnere's the alter,
native plan of notifying the
fire department. After you've
been ransacked by the festive
footpad, all you've got to do
is to hiks to the nearest fire
barn, arouse the foreman and
give him the sad, sweet Story
of the last few minutes of
your Ufa He'll give over at
once the business of fighting
fires, and start his men out on
horseback to ride around the
block and see If the hoi Sup
man la waiting to be rauuht.
Of course. It mlcht be awk
ward if a fire should by any
mischance break out while the
firemen are pursuing one an
other around the townslte
looking for footpads. but
that's a detail to W worked
out.
"Then the parson had a good
idea. It's the shotgun In ycur
own home. . If you are stuck
up, or your neighbor is. Just
lump to the shack, grab the
scattergun from its phtce in
the closet, put It together,
being careful to see that it Is
set! oiled and in good condi
tion. Then scurry back to
where It happened, and If th.
srtckup is still sticking around
you can get him. About ten
feet rise is proper on these
fellows, and it isn't consid
ered unsportsmanlike to shoot
'em on the ground.
"The vigilante idea sure
does look nod to me. sr
wsy you take it. What will
the footpad be doing after he's
cleaned out his victim Well
if he's anything like the foot
pads who got me. hell he
making hla git-away. but
that'a also a detail."
your breath back and tear for
you don t know
you tear for some
Byrueby your wits be
gin to work again, and you
holler for help and police and
the customary things, and
git to a telephone
tee ponce all about
they send out a call
coppers on the beat.
newspapers (,'et the
next day, and maybe
the holdup man laughs when
he reads It snd thinks about
how you acted. At any rate,
it's a little better than 10 to 1
he s ever caught.
"Now, all this Is going to be
changed. Instead i t running
and hollering poline. what
ou'U do is to go quietly along
to the first drug store and
call up the chief vigilante on
'pbona You tell hun yeur
story, and be II decide In
whose district the outrage oc
curred. Then he'll get con
nection with the high card In
that precinct, and give hltn
the tip, and he'll call out his
forces. It may be that the top
card In that precinct is down
town at a lodge meeting, or
the theater or something of
that sort, but wherever be Is.
as soon as be gets Word, he'll
call his trusty band together,
and they'll go Into solemn ses
sion over It.
"Tou II fell them all about
it. Just where It happened,
and how it felt and every
little detail. and finally,
when they've got all the oops
Ahsraya,
That Incident in Pennsyl
vania was merely corrobora
tive of the law long known In
the west that five aoes In a
poker deck always means
work for ths naaertaksr.
VJ AX van I
P Ag
79 oiwrr.
KrMT OftR
CORN CKia!
for Small Buyers
"At present the market for such wares
Is Just the reverse of what it should ba
The rich, with their ability to buy In quan
tity, are able to purchase their foods and
fuel at a little more, than a fraction of the
prices paid by the poor, and by our pres
ent methods this may not be obviated. -
"The automatic, store and It will Just as
surely come as will new designed to reduce
band labor through the adoption of more
efficient machinery will not only . save
through Its ability to make quantity pur
chases, but will do away with clerks and
cashiers, will - In fact demand only the
presence of a single person, whose duty
will be that of a general overseer.
"These stores, built of concrete, will de
mand little if any fire Insurance,, and
may be kept sanitary even in ths most
congested dlstr!r.a by giving them a tho
rough washing witii a hose at night.
NO. 238.
EVIL
OUS POET'S C0B5ZE.
x JoaqslU
Oh, Jonquil, you rs a daring
creel ur ,
Too set my nerves all tottar-
teeter
for your thoughts are as
crippled as your meter.
1 must confess you are a
dandy;
Tour hair must be in hus
bright sandy;
No doubt you think you are
the csndy.
And be you lady or be you
gent,
I spy your purpose and in
tent Thou target for a compli
ment. Tour measure and your dare
I've taken;
I bope your purpose la un
shaken About those promises you're
makin'.
And now I take you try ths
collar
Just figur'tlvely and to yon
holler,
"Now. Mr. Dare Me, I want
that dollar."
Just cough it up before I
drub you;
I'll tell you now before I
snub you.
I want it for the new T
dub U.
Oh, Jonquil, Hopper and Teter
begone yeu
From thlH land of stings where
your follv hss drawn you;
If you don t I'll tell Loretta on
you.
Q. R. O. Cumbsck.
How
Fswaey.
Pear Mr. Btingar. I'm perplext,
1 approach you for novice.
I hoi with ms you'll sot be
vext.
Bnt treat me rather nice.
Mon t you ask that Wat.t Tad
F.ditor
And please don't you forget
If a Isriy s verse w ins second
prise.
Will she win a trouserette
, -Iaffy Mil.
Yes?
Oh, Peter, bright Peter.
Could anything be neater.
Than yotir method of put
ting the question?
My purse is so thin
Just a trace of the tin
While A. Stringer's shows
signs of congestion!
Oh. Peter, friend Peter,
This life would seem sweeter
(Now be'ieie me, I speak
with emotion)
if Stinger old Honey,
Came across with the money
And gave Curio and me due
proportion!
-F. R T.
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The BEE'S Jumor
This is (he I
DayWe
Celebrate
May 26, 191L
Name and AddrrsM.
Jessie Abond, 1314 Pierce St
Frances E. Axtell, 2203 Lothrop St.....
Louise I. Babde, 2417 Elm St
Maynard S. Buchanan, 3820 Charles St
John BHoyed, 708 Center St
Thomas B. Barnette. 2216 Binnt-y St
Katherine Burdin, 4608 North Twenty-second
Lester Bruce, 2802 Franklin St
Edmond Clark, 812 South Thirty-fifth
O. Comlne, 1019 South Nineteenth St
Lillian Carpenter, 4504 Hamilton St
Irene Craved. 4415 North Fortieth St
Albert Carlyle, 4510 Seward St
Ruth Foran. 1007 South Thirty-fourth
Amy Fitrwilliam, 645 Georgia Ave... . . . High 189(
Russell E. Ganta, 3314 Taylor St Monmouth Fark....l90C
Mildmay Glveen, 1705 Laird St .....Lothrop M89E
Robert Gearfoss, 2811 Spalding St "..Lothrop . 1 S9S
Marion Heller, 310 Bancroft St Bancroft 1897
Lee Henry, 1064 H South Twentieth St...- Mason .....1903
Helen A. Houck, 1612 Fort St. . . , Sherman . 1898
Jameg Hogarth, 2901 South Twenty-sixth St Vinton 1904
Ida M. H or sens, 2916 Seward St Long 1905
Gertrude M. Hanting, Forty-seventh and Burdette Sts. Central -. . .1905
May Johnson. 2217 Cass St High ...1892
Elvira A. Johnson, 3348 South Nineteenth St Vinton .......... 1889
Helen A. Janicek, 1301 South Twelfth St Pacific 1904
George Johnsen, 2433 Burt St Kellom 1899
Edith Krantz, 610 North Eighteenth St Cass 1900
Martha Kraft, 2707 South Twentieth St CasteJlar 1897
Walter Kanger, 2905 Elm St Im. Conception... .1900
Klsslah Lennon, 1023 South Twenty-second St (Mason . . . 1902
Walter H. Marrow. 4648 Cuming St Walnut Hill !'.190J
Edward Mollner. 2415 South Nineteenth St St. Joseph ..1903
Elsie Mandel, 1820 North Seventeenth St Lake .!..-..' 1904
Charlotte Marquardt, 1820 Vinton St High ' 1893
Artrld Nelsen, 4120 Wirt St Clifton 'Hill! 1 900
Ralph N. Pratt, 1521 Park Ave ...1. High 1894
Emma Petty, 672 North Forty-fifth St Saunderg .' '. '.' '. 1901
Richard Raynolds, 104 North Thirty-first Ave Far-am ia01
Bessie Schlvemer. 3729 Marcy St t Columbian V.V.V.1898
Arnold W. Smith, 3408 South Thirteenth St Edw. Rosewater.-..1903
Leona Stepheng. 2016 Center St Castellar i902
Vara F. Sadler, 4021 North Twenty-fifth Ave Saratoga .... ' . 1904
Lerog Stoke. 1620 North Twenty-first St . , Kellom 1899
Lillian Volence, 2421 South Nineteenth St .'. . . C5.it.llmr. wV.'i." 1904
Abraham Wllliama, 1219 Pierce St PaclfIc . . . .
CTiarloa Waflrlna ccit irn.. ,
, ... ,wiui luiuj-BwoDu
Sylvia P. Whlsler. 2913 Mason 8t
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How to Treat
"Someone asked me the other day why a
certain married couple In our set didn't
get on very well together," said the WTse
Wife. "The answer was easy too much
ready-to-eat food.
"J never thought Edith Jnrdnn w&
genius until I observed her ability to dodge
nuusenoia duties. She knew of more pre
pared foods and ready made dishes than
an ordinary woman ever dreamed of, while
her knack of assembling old canned meats.
Prepared salads and lndlreatlhia hi.n.
pies and cakes was little short of marvel
lous.
"Bhe used to run over here la the after
roon to 'sit awhile.' Sometimes she brought
a bit of needlework, but usually she Just
chatted about clothes, mutual acquaint
ance, pleasant jaunts, past or to be.
About half after ( o'clock sbs would sud
denly Jump to her feet with the exclama
tion: Mercy! I had no idea It was so lata.
1 haven't ths slightest idea what to get
for dinner and John comes at o'clock."
" 'Ham and eggs wouldn't take long,' I
would suggest.
" 'No-o-o-o let me see, this Is Tuesday.
Oh, fine! They have hot devilled crabs at
ths delicantnssen's today. I'll run up and
get those and some potato salad. That will
bs enough, won t It. with soms canned
peas? They won't take long to cook.'
"Poor John! For him It is always cold
f Gentle Cynicisms
J
The gilded youth feels that he la on his
mettle if he Is fashion-plated.
The honest taxpayer supports lots of
people who are not In the almshouse.
Never Invite a person to dine with you
who Is mean enough to steal your cook.
Love may be blind, but its olfactory or
gans are all right when It comes to snif
fing orange blossoms.
If a man calls you a fool, call him another
that Is If you want to hear something
worse about yourself.
When women whisper srsndal snd ssy a
little bird told them, It's a safe bet that the
little bird was a lyr.
A married woman might be referred to
as a peach, but she hss to be divorced be
fore she becomes a peach o' Reno.
Some men are not satisfied to be the
architects of their own fortunes unless they
sre constantly adding extenalona.
At any rate the husband of the suf
frage! ts can't taunt her with not getting
Uie votes his mother used to get.
' The bore is not neceessrHy a person of
deep penetration.
There are some men so constituted thst
they con get uaed to anything except being
married.
If a man doesn't want his wife to be lste
he shouldn't hurry her.
Borne people are not satisfied to give the
devil his cue. They wsnt to pay him over
time. Instance lends enchant snent to the view
unless you are lasy and have to walk there.
Wheat a woman learns to sharpen a pen1)
Birthday Book
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MS Cuming.
School. ..''
Pacific ,.10
Lothrop ..1900
Vinton 1903
Franklin ..1901
Train ,1M
Sacred Htart. ... . .1900
St Saratoga 1S88
Long ...1908
St Columbian 1896
SL PhUomena 1908
Walnut Hill 1891
Central Turk 1899
Walnut Hill. .... .1898
St High .............. 1896
bi Webster loot
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Park .......,,.1899
a Husband
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sliced turkey, devilled crabs, summer
sausage and some of the execrable mix
tures that pass for salad In ths shopa No
wonder be looks dyspeptic and is subject to
spells of warped disposition.
"When Edith wants something from th
market she never happens to think of It
until the vlery last moment,, and then shs
has to pay a messenger to rush it over In
time. And yet her case is only one of hun
dreds wherein Incomes are taxed and pal
ates Jaded by ready-to-eat food.
"I used to e a devotee of the delicat
essen myself," the Wise Wife went on
remlniscently. "Then one day I realized
how much of Bobs Ineome went by ihe
prepared food route. We bad a lltt! n
of bad luck and I had to retrench for ; v
monthe. When I found how much better
food I could have for less money by mixing
a little thought with It. 1 discarded the
ready made dishes and nav kept to the
home mads articles ever since. If I hav
a maid I place the day's menu on ths
kitchen table the evening before, and if I
am alone I arrange my menus and am at
the front window watching for Bob.
"A wife doesn't Ions, anything by taking
Interest In her home home meaning ths
kitchen as well as ths music room. Every
husband appreciates such Interest.. I'd like
to advise Kdlth Jordon to try the maglo of
the words 'home mads' as a dispeller of
domestic gloom."
bs feels that shs is equipped to con quel
worlds.
Pleasure always knocks louder than Op
portunlty. There is no virtue in being good ti mi
you hava to be.
Some women are alnost as impervious
to flattery ss T. R, is to having his pictures
taken.
Those who mfilrj, (hlp ,
...... luwiiry pi, King
way exjerience some difficulty In letting
it go at an.
It pains a girl terribly after she is mar.
rled to discover that her husbaid really
prefers corned beef and cabbage to those
delightful little chafing dish thlnss.rhll
delphia Ledger.
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