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Kamlt by diaft, express or poatal order, payable to 'i lia Bee Publishing company. C)nly 2-cent stamps received in payment of mall accounts. Personal checks except on Omaha and eastern exchange not accepted. APRIL, CIRCULATION. 48,106 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, ss: Dwucht Will lan a, clrculeUoa manager of The Bee Publishing Company, being duly swern. aaya that tbe average daily ctrcuia tloa. leas spoiled, unused and returned copies, for the month of April 1(11, was 4I.1U. D WIGHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my preaence and swora to before me this 1st day of May, 1911. iSeal.J HUBERT HUNTER, Notary 1'ubtlc Snasartbars IrarUg th etty taa pvravlly iUiU kae Taa ate ( tavaa. aVadraaa will be A safe and sane Fourth Is also a mo uti -saver. Just at present the "rule of reason" Is baiting about .4i0. A generation ago It was the regular thing for a teacher to thrash the bad boy. But times have changed. A Bible was found lu a St. Louis burglar's kit of tools. "Do men gather grapes of thorns, or figs of thistles?" If any railroad wants to pay mora taxes on Its terminal property in Omaha, why should it not be allowed to do o? There are said to be more than 100,000 panhandlers in New York City. Are there enough dookles to go round? Too bad the contending armies did not shoot a few extra "Z's" out of some uf those Mexican names before subsiding. ' A carnation is to be named after Champ Clark. Probably a scheme to catch the women's pote in female suf frage states.' -" It must, make the trusts shiver to note how quickly one or two of those senators proposed amendments to the 6berman law. Caruso has recovered his voice." News item. Then here is where a good many people lose their money, Caruso's gain being their loss. Secretary Dickinson has a letter from the president to show to anyone who may question the cordiality of feeling between blm and bla former chief. It baa certainly come to a pretty pass when a railroad is not permitted to pay taxes on an assessment of more than one-third of what it, itself, re turns. Anybody who tares to start some thing in the house these hot days might merely suggest that Uncle Joe is mellowing with bla seventy-five years. If Madero wastes all his sweet vocabulary now on Dlsi he will not be Able to say anything felicitous when the momentous occasion actually comes. Yea. the Sherman law feela stronger, thank' you, since Judge Carpenter' tonic Chicago Daily News. ' ' And bow does it feel since the su preme court's laxative? We are almoEt beginning to fear that the Washington correspondents bfcve entered Into an unlawful com bine to keep the name of our Con gressman Charlea Otto Lobeck out of print. Probably those negroes who went from Texas to Canada thought they could afford to stand all the knocka Canada could give in order to get out of tbe other place. Haywood's advocacy of a general strike is said to be received by his au dience with approving applause. Prob ably another case of yelling on way and voting the other. "Where is the old-fashioned boy who used to hunt for four-leafed clover?" ks a contemporary. You probably will find him in the asm yard picking dandelions. ' The shrinkage in the number of ar rests of auto speeders would indicate either that the drivers have learned the lesson and are keeping within the speed limit or that they are now able to tell a cop wben they see him. ' A recently recruited member of the State university faculty will be knows as "Professor of Secondary Agricul tural Education end Principal of the School of Agriculture." If. that does not tell the whole story a few more words can bo added. Hedging on Woman So ff rage. Manifestly woman suffrage la gain ing ground wben men like tbe eminent Chancellor Day will make statements of this tort: Vim i n l control woman, even though oi claim to be the head of the family. Yiu ni learn to obey her commands merk'y espfolallv when she Insists that -he l l iiif robbed of her rights This Is getting a little on the border of the suf ti tsitte and T ant frank to say that I I clonal know w h re I am on that tiuestlon. I am In fa. or of letting woman have what wants and of letting her do as she ae. And a good many other men are in exactly the same position as Chancel lor Day they do not know where they stand on this question of woman suf frage. And many of them who think they know are at least not quite as bold In obtruding their views on the women as they used to be. The fact is the average man will do most any thing within reason to evade a discus sion of this subject, especially with a woman. If he has not been converted by her, he has at least been too well trained to risk himself in an argument with her. When would Chancellor Day ever shrink from an argument? No man may accuse him of moral cowardice. No man has charged him with Intellectual dishonesty. Policy was one virtue, or vice, as the case may be, which he never seemed to possess. It shows a gain for the women, this meekness of spirit on the part of the men, this diffidence in the presence of a subject about which in times past men have been known to express them selves in the plainest of language. What has brought the change, the bel ligerent suffragette or the more ra tional methods of persuasion employed by the regular woman's rights woman? Perhaps the women are not gaining the ballot very rapidly, but who will dejry them the satisfaction of calling this progress? Increase in Trade with the East. Those who think our national pros perity depends upon increased ex ports may find much to comfort them in recent statistics. The foreign trade of the United Statea for the year end ing April 30, amounted to $3,600, 000.000, of which $a,0IJ, 000,000 was exports, and 11,500,000,000 imports, leaving a balance in our favor of about $500,000,000. It is the first time our exports ever reached $2,000,000,009. Trade balances, however, have been used first one way and then another in political debates and many folks have come to regard them as of small consequence in determining our ma terial prosperity. A country, notably ours, buys most when it has most with which to buy and buys least when it is hard up. In that case a year of de pression might show the balance of trade on the 'export aide, while a year of plenty might show it on the side of Imports. Thus as an Index to our commercial status, it is really unre liable except wben taken in considera tion along with other factors. What is more encouraging in ex port statistics is the showing of an in creased trade with China and Janan. Trade la one of the best meang of cementing friendships that grow into permanent peace and intercourse be tween countries and we bad been woe fully neglecting this expedient in the far east. Our trade with Asia in 1905 reached $128,500,000, whereas in 1909 it had fallen to $71,500,000 and in 1910 to $62,750,000. Now for the last nine months ending In March our exports to Asia came to $82,500,000, which. give promise of an annual out put of $90,000,000, within $11,000, 000 of tbe nlgh-water, mark reached in 1906. The gains noted are prin cipally in mineral oil, cotton goods and wheat flour to China and steel, cotton and iron manufactures to Japan. This Is an Important change, Dix a Disappointment. Governor Dix is a complete disap pointment to many of the powers that elected him in New York. He has proved to be Tammany's governor. Just as be was Tammany's nominee. It came out first in the senatorial deadlock; it comes 'out again In his decision to name Dan F. Cobalan Jus tice of the supreme court, to succeed Senator O Gorman. This is a matter of general Interest, because tbe gov ernor bad been forwarded as a pos sible candidate for president. The New York Evening Post, one of the papers which strongly supported Dix for governor, says of Cobalan: Cohalan is the brains of the moat cor rupt and dangeroua political organisation (Tammany) In America: he Is put forward for the bench for that reason and for no other. To put politicians and tools of cose upon the bench la to bring the law Into contempt and to prostitute the jv dlclary as directly as If It were to become merely a question of purchase and sale. The New York World, another paper that urged Dix'g election ag governor, eaya: We have no fault to find with Mr. Co halan personally or with his abilities as a lawyer. We are concerned only with the motives thst make for bla appointment, and these are politically erandaloua. Mr. Cohalan la Charles F. Murphy's counsel and adviser; he Is practically the easo clste boss of Tammany Hall; otherwise Governor Dig would never dream of mak lug him a Justice of the supreme aourt. Indeed, it Is a matter of common report that bla appointment la demanded by Mur phy as ths price of Tammany's support of the governor legislative program. And the World also says: ' To thousands of persons his appoint ment will be accepted as an unanswer able argument In favor of the recall of Judges. But neither tbe Post nor tbe World rlgh'.ly has any complaint coming. Doth of them admitted, in the first plaee, that Boss Murphy of Tammany dominated ths) Rochester convention which named Dig and It was generally admitted by the New o.k demo cratic papers that "no convention was ever held more mercilessly in the grasp of Tammany Hall." Yet they pretended to believe and pretended to tell their readers that this creature of a Tarn many-boused convention would make a Tammany-defying gov ernor. That waa when they were striving to beat Mr. Siimson. It is different now. The World asks: Does he (Dix think the people can be persuaded to believe In the Independence of a Judge who Is t.he product of such a bargain? No, no more than they should have believed the preachment that Murphy's man Dix would be Independent of Murphy. Terminal Taxes. The return by the Northwestern and its allied road, the Minneapolis & Omaha, of their property In Omaha at three times the valuation entered up by tbe county assessor brings to a focus the whole question of terminal taxation. The terminal tax law was achieved In 1907, after years of fierce fighting, and, having won the victory for the people, its champions were willing to try It out on a basis more than liberal to the railroads in order to get the principle accepted and applied. It has been known all the time that the terminal assessments were low, and that they would eventually have to be brought up. but no one expected the railroads themselves to make the move for higher assessments. It Is reasonable to assume that the railroads are not actuated Bolely by motives of public spirit. They per haps believe that the assessment val uation may have something to do with the basing of rates. But we do not believe the railroad's motive is vital. If the valuation is to be considered in connection with rates it must be the valuation of the railroad as a whole and not of tbe proportionate part that is listed as terminal valuation. The rates will be the same, or at least no higher, until the railroad commissions authorize a change, whether the ter minal values are more or less of the total. If the railroads are ready for re vision upwards of their terminal as sessments we see no good reason why the assessing board should not accom modate them. That Garbage Odor. The mayor and city council have the very same authority to enter into a garbage collection contract right now that they had last year, or that they would have had hadj tbe vetoed charter amendments become law. There is absolutely no change in the powers of the council as to garbage .collection, and if an emergency exists the council may declare the name now Just as easily as it could have done last year or tbe year before. The odor ema nating from the garbage pile smells as If the garbage haulers, who up to this time have done a fairly thriving business on terms they originally made themselves, had gotten together to ahake the city down for a bonus or for the privilege of still more exorbi tant exactiong from householders, or both. Seeing how easily the fire in surance combine worked It, we don't know as they are to be blamed par ticularly. Hypocrisy. Our amiable democratic contem porary, the World-Herald, questions the propriety of the candidacy of tbe republican nominee for congress in tbe Ninth Iowa district because he is a Judge of the district court. It inti mates that, though there may be no legal obstacle to prevent an incumbent of tbe bench from running for con gress, atlll it is'a moral offense which the voters should rebuke by electing the democrat. It happens that last'year the repub lican candidate for congress in this, the World-Herald's home district, was also a sitting Judge on the bench, but the democratic organ solicitously kept quiet about it, although presumably the same moral and political code pre vails on both sides of the Missouri river. Still, it must not be inferred that the World-Herald's conscientious scruples have changed in go short a time, for there is another explanation. It happened last year that the demo eratlc nominee for congress In tbe Fourth Nebraska district was likewise a sitting Judge on the bench, and it therefore would not hav been seemly for the World-Herald to condemn In the Second district what it approved In the Fourth district. If it were the democratic candidate for congress across tbe river who was "the judge dabbling in politics." in stead of his republican opponent, the hypocritical World-Herald would Lave nothing to say. Viewed by our city attorney, the veto of the Omaha charter amend ment bill by Governor Aldrlch is an unpardonable offense, and therefore the governor must be held responsible for the mlx-up produced by tbe council rescinding the garbage contract and letting tbe contractor go free from re sponsibility on bis bond. The unpar donable part of tbe veto, however, is net that it killed the authority for a garbage tax for the year 1912, but that it blocked generous salary in creases for several city officials whjch were to go into effect at once. According to a congressional orator, "Washington. Lincoln, Jefferson. Mad ison and Roosevelt would all have been victims of the recall bad It been Included In the constitution when they were in the presidential chair." We are not sure about that, but we are willing to venture the assertion that Mayor "Jim" would have had that honor by this time at least once if the retail were part of our city charter. The doctors newly graduated In medicine from the University of Ne braska have been duly warned to avoid the spirit of commercialism. They should bo careful, however, to earn enough to pay rent and board bills before devoting themselves ex clusively to the uncompensated uplift of mankind. Who has dehorned Texas? One Mexican bandit bluffed the whole town of El Taso and the officers turned him loose for fear that if they arrested him he might hurt some of them. In the name of Davy Crockett and Colonel Dalley, what next? ot Overlooking the Plums. Kansas City Star. The Mexican rebels are to have three cabinet officers and a majority of the gov ernorships. Can It be that "patronage" was what these patriots were warring for? Kffect nf the Ioint of View. Chicago Record-Herald. The geological department of the I'nlted Plates haa decided that the word Chicago comes from the Ojibwa Shekag-ong, sig nifying wild onion, 'or "bad smell." The geologists must have mad their observa tions from a point in the vicinity of ths stockyards. Never Towelled Mr," Philadelphia Record. John I. Rockefeller Is just as rich tk he was before, and he and the men who have long been associated with him have Just as complete a control of the petroleum Industry. If any one wishes to know who la boss of the oil business let him start something In the way of an independent refinery. Dodging; a Loaded BUI. New York Tribune, The democratic majority In the house of representative has developed a holy horror of Monday sessions. There a rsaaon. Th house is afraid to sit on that day because It Is calendar day and the first bill on th calendar for consideration I the Anderson pension bill, which most democrats don't want to go on record either for or against. Monday will therefore remain dies non for the rest of this session, Illustrating the fact that In politics there I alwaya more than one way to skin a cat. Prepared for "Shock of War." Boston Transcript. The City of Mexico, we are told, i pre paring to feel the "shock of war." Thanks to Diaa, it has had a long Immunity from such a trying experience. For at least thirty-five years It haa not known th presence of foreign Invaders or trium phant revolutionist. Previous to the peace which Diaz made, It had undergone about all the military Inconvenience that can befall a capital. It was garrisoned for the greater part of a year by th American army pending the signing of the treaty of peace, and It was held down for four years by French and Imperialists during the Maximlllanad. HISTORY OK ANTITRUST LAW, Approved by t'oua-rese with Oaly Oae Dlsseatlas Vote, Kansas City Star. It 1 interesting to recall that the Sher man anti-trust law, to which the supreme court ha just given' a very liberal inter pretation, was passed by th senate with only on dissenting vote, and received the unanimous approval of the house of repre sentatives. Apparently every congressman thought he understood th law at that Urn. But It haa taken more than twenty years of controversy and consideration to clear UP its real meaning, If, Indeed, tha task has yet been completed. In the opinion of Justice Harlan the supreme court has re versed Itself this week In declaring that th law applies only In cases of unreason able restraint of trade. Though the law was named after Sen ator Sherman, he did not write It. He Introduced a bill on the subject, from which all except the title was stricken out and a new bill written by Senator Ed mund and Hoar. Later the title Itself was changed, so that nothing remained of th original Sherman bill. People Talked About No finer example of daring enterprise, originality and got-thereatlvenesa bloom In New York than William C. McAdoo. Ha nut the Hudson tunnela through while others talked about auch venture. His scepter Is a shovel hitched to compressed air. Mme. Durand, who established the Fronde, the Paris newspaper on which no man was employed In any capacity, and who now directs the morning paper Les Nouvelles, has surprised If not shocked Paris by delivering a funeral addreea ever her mother's grave. Daughter of the Revolution throughout Mlsourt, particularly Rachel Donaldson Chapter of Bprtngfteld, are urging, con gress to grant pension to Miss Evalln Clifton of Marahtleld. whose father was a soldier In General (ieorge Washington' army. Miss Clifton, who Is te year old, Is declared to be the only living "real" daughter of tbe Revolution. Former Governor Chamberlain of Con necticut, whose death 1 reported, had sev eral admirable knots on bis spinal column. He was ana of precious few gevernors who would not Us a railroad pas when th pastabaords were certificate of official dignity, and on one occasion successfully defied the New Haven road to put him off a train when he refused to pay far unlesa given a seat. Jamea Plk, a farmer of Kansas. I try ing to get rich betting against the weather. Iast Auguat ha steken IMOQe on a chance that It would rain within three month. Cut it did not rain. If It had, however, he would have made a quarter of a million dollar from his wheat. He has staked 1176. ono in five year an th chance that there would be enough rain and seasonable weather to give him a bumper crop of wheat. " ri wtL-uiAfT In Other Lands Side tights on What Is Trans piring Among the Meat as far Station of the Earth Th inroads of emigration into the popu lation of Scotland Is reflected In the recent census, fragmentary portions of which hav been made public. Francis McCul lagh. London correspondent of the New York Kvening Post, reports that the'es pected latere Increase In the population of cities like Glasgow. Kdlnbuih. Dundee and Aberdeen, has not been reallxed. Cities generally have barely held their own, while In the country a marked decrease is shown In Orkney the population In ten esrs has decreased bv nearly 2.iK, or nearly one-twelfth. In ' Aberdrenshlre, the country aide Is being rapidly depopulated; in Forfarshire, heavy looses are reported, and a progreesrve decline Is shown In Perthshire. Klncarllneshire. Morayshire, Ross-shlre and Inverness-shlre. Two causes are responsible for the emigration of the aVota hard economic condition at home and th lur nf the land and greater opportunities In new countries. The In ducaments offered hy Csnada attracts a large number of the Pcotch Immigrants, the proportion last year being 17,000 out Of a total nf il IRA (hi nm.ln.r h.l A vided between Australia, South Africa and me cnited states. "We do not want to exaggerate the picture." says the West minster Gaxette. "but we must face the truth that free men and Independent men Will not DUt un With the conditions of tha old country, Its close landlordism, Its de dication to snort and pleasure and harrt. and fast barrier which It erect to the capaoie poor man. They look across the sea to where they can get free land and a free life, We are told that since th beginning ef th year the emigration to Canada from Aberdeen and the surround ing district ha been at the rat of 300 a Week. That la tha artawap mhlk land mukea to the refueal of the Home of L,oras to permit a very moderate reform to be made In Its land system; and ths sooner w realize that If this country I to hold Its own In the world-wide competition for population, which is now proceeding, it cannot sacrifice the welfare of the mas of people to pleasure an dsport, or to the In ordinate claim of rich people, claiming the right to do what they will with their own, th better It will be for our own peace and prosperity." A recent aneech riellvara1 in h u,,n garian Parliament by Count Tisza. head of me neuonaiiHi party, outlines a wholly new spirit toward the non-Magyar section of the population. Count Tloza openly proclaimed liberty for all. Henceforth, he announces, mi anne, Kerbs, Croat, Ru manians, shall have tha free rlcht in n their language and to teach them. Magyar win no longer be obligatory In schools or churches. The doors of the nuhlir ruii. shall be thrown wide open to all. Hun gary will henceforth hav prefects of every race represented In the nonulatlon chn...r, only for fitness and not because of descent irom one race or another. Jt Is true that Magyar Is to remain th official language Of tha Stat, but thl la anlv rensnnahla . well as convenient, it heina- ih. n.nk.. tongue or two-third of the people, while in- remaining inira I divided up among fiV or SlX distinct lane-uacaa TK Ht.- ysrs eomprls 14,000,000 in a total popula tion m xz.ouj.ww, ana their control has been so great that not even tha miiu.t . flelai places and honors wer open to the people of other races, and avacr h.ili. obstacle has been thrown in the way of taacntng their languages. Schools where Magyar was not teuarht hava been i... they even tell of governesses who did not mnuw Magyar oeing put In prison for fall tng te teach It to their pupils. Interest In the extent of h hMw. measure ef horn rule for Ireland Is whetted or ma proposed inscription on the St. Ganden's monument to f-fari.. m ,, i rarnell, which Is to ba unveiled in Dublin, juy i next, ihe Inacrlption is Parneir oft-quoted words, "No man has a right to fix the boundary of th march of a na tion. At present a parallel for the rela tion between an Irish legtolature and the Imperial Parliament Is baler f.,.i . relations of the provincial Parliaments of v-anaua, Apropos or the Inscription, th inen uuoiicmt. Kranu ir,ih rvr. . write to th Dublin nru. lvlnv .v,. .... of th speech In which the word occur. c-viqantiy it was not the statu of a pro vincial Parliament for lrair ..... In hi mind whan h mad th peech. He claimed no less than th seml-lndppendent Parliament of Orattan s day for a begln- wnnui bsn jor less than the restriction of Qrattana Pnriium. its important privileges, its wide and far- reacning constitution. We cannot, under the British constitution, ask for more than the restitution of Orattans Parliament But no man hag a right to fix the boun daries of the march of a nation. The Roman Cathollo church In Franc draws some encouragement from the de cisions of the Consell d F.stat. the highest tribunal in the state. A few week ago an attempt wa made to deprive th Freuch eure of his traditional title, but th decision of th C'our d Caaaatlon, which held that he had no legal right to It after the passing of the Separation act, wa up set by the Coneil d Etat. And now ths mayor of Sammedon. a small country com mune, who sought to prevent th custom ary processions to th cemetery on Palm Sunday and All Saint1, has also been over. rul4 by th Conseil d etat, which hold that the mayor has overreached hi au thority under th Separation act, which safeguards local traditons and feelings, a . way provided that no breach et the peace is caused by religious procession. This la a ruling which may hav far-reaching result l;i the revival of religious ceremon ies, which have been abandoned in many part of Franc owing to til action of th local mayors. Th following figures showing th work ing of th Oernfan workmen Insurance law In 1909 are pf interest. Of a total population of 63.179,000 people, ,ft2.; male and I.4M.S12 females were Insured agalnat the consequences of Illness. They were Insured in i3,U9 insurant ofices in all parts of th empire. Against acUdent were insured 11,84.000 male and i.U,0uQ female. Against complete Invalidity, or Inability to work, wi insured l0,7W,it male and 4, TIT, females. There wer S.Wl.fc. case of nines dealt with 1.021,118 cases of acci dent and 115.SM fieeh pensions for Inval idity In addition to th existing 93.34 pn lons. Old age pensions numbered in all i:,t4. The Income from insurance was Ml.5Ss.o09 mark (four mark equal roughly til, of which 413.497,7(0 mark were con tributed by th employers and S24.07S.3oo by the workmen. The Imperial contribution wa sle.7O0 msrks. The total expenditure was 198,924.200 mark. Dlrlalblea la He-odoa List. New York World. The wreck of the aixth Zeppelin dirigi ble In a gale pretty well establishes the Impracticability ef regulated balloon air travel. On the ether hand, the Institution ef a biplane taxleab eervlre at Lucerne Illustrate th advanoa ef the heavler-than-air machine to a degree of perfectibll Uy entreating with the defleienclea of llghter-than air transit. POLITICAL SNAPSHOTS. .Va.hlngton Powt : This deadlock over the election of a president pro tern is nothlnR hut a scheme to keep Mutiny Jim frnnt at t.nrilnr any more ball gitmes. Pittsburg Dlspatih: Nebraska progres sives having asked whether T. R. would be imharrapscd by their voting for him nrxt November as n preferential candidate in 112 were tersely informed thst It would vtry deeply embarrass him. Purpose the reactionaries should repest the New York result? New York Tribune: The Arkansas legis lature hadn t g.it comfortably ad.tourned last Saturday before Governor Dnnaghey Issued a call for an entra aession to heirin next week. The teets'ature didn't find an opportunity to do various things which the governor thought It was sadly remiss In nrirloctlnfc. sloux City Journal: It haa been some cais since Pottawattamie has been so neutral In a congressional convention. It as quite a novelty for Pottawattamie to be there with ten of Its delegates absent. An unpleasant feature, without reference to Individual preference. Is In the record that It took the delegates present from Pot tawattamie several minutes "to arrive at a aatlsfactory division." Kansas City Star; In th New York legls. lature the Income tax resolution is smoth ered In the houaa, although It haa passed Ih. ...... . .. i w, . .uu in rcnnayivania tne house has passed the resolution but . th srnste refused to act on It. There la still strong hope that the amendment will be ratified, notwlthetandlng the kind of politicians who prevail In Albany and Hanisburg, New York and Pennsylvinia probably will not be needed. SAJU MAOARA FALLS. Another Attempt In Commercialise the Cataract. Washington Star. The American Civic Federation continues its campaign for the preservation of Nia gara Falls. It I declared that the extinc tion of the falls aa a acenic wonder is Imminent. It I alleged that the waterways treaty with Canada, signed January u. 1!X. while apparently limiting the amount of water which might be taken from the falls, has, on the contrary, Increased this diversion. The power developing com panies. It Is charged, have taken advantage of the. outside limitation of the treaty, and today are demanding what will amount to 6S per cent more water than I now being drawn Into the tunnel for th pur pose of turning giant turbine engines. Niagara Falls thus presents a vast nrob. lent. The usual argument Is made on the utilitarian side. Here, say th "practical" men, Is energy enough to turn so many wheel for the good of all mankind. This energy la now being lost to th world for the sake ef giving a moment's pleasure to Idle sightseers. The argument has its strong points, but It Is not good. Niagara should be saved. The acenic marvel of the world should not be blotted out be caue thy hold force that can b usd In running machines primarily for private, profit. Niagara is an Inspiration to every spectator, and creates Impressions that re main with one through life. For ages it has been preaching a sermon on the gran deur of God and the littleness of man, and this sermon should not be interrupted by men who desire to mak money out of tur bines. Niagara is a national-an Internat tonal how place, and so It shoulTI continue to be. Millions of men have visited Niagara, more millions will visit it, and all th mil lions would tike to. A man is alwava richer for his memories af Niagara. On never forgets the spray and thunder of th Canadian and American fall, either from the usual pointa of vantage above, or from the deck of the Maid of the Mint tha c... of tha Winds, or the shaft, tunnel and rock opening whan the Ontario government ha out unaer tha Horseshoe fills, im. .v. forgets the view of the Canadian rapids iron me outer or tbe Thre Sisters. Th beauty of Queen Victoria park, owned by Ontario, and of Goat island, owned by New York, alwsys remain with one, and millions the whole world over would lament the ruin of Niagara Falls. TAPS ON THE FUNNYBONE. "I'm a poor conversationalist at these high-brow dinnera parties. I'm always afraid of mispronouncing soma word." "Tak a mouthful of spinach before at tempting a word that you are uncertain about. 'Loulsvlll Courier-Journal. "Afova IISJ tharal" ir.ll.J . k Aj trying to crowd mor passepger Into the ..Mov? UD? Pd a suffocating voire. Does he expect ua to climb the atraps?" Chicago Tribune. 'Why did you dismiss George, OlsdysT He's a good, steady fellow, doing well and would make you a fine husband.'' 'I know all that, but, oh. Gwendolen, I ' i- !. . ' 1 -tH-t f--e-3 KIATIO SOUTH OMAHA NEBRASKA CAPITAL - Etgixming its Twenty-Flrit Year of Successful Business In South Omaha. OFFICERS: A. W. TBOfBLK. Tresident. J. F. COAP, Jr., Vlce.Preg. W. A. C JOHXKON, fuehler. H.tRIlY F. TRIMBLE, AL Ceahier. T. J. SHA.NAHAN. Asst. Cahier. HAS UO SUBSTITUTE wm Absolutely Puro Tha or.ty basking powtSsr matfo from isoyal Urspo Uroam of Tartar K3 ALUMK LIME FKilATE never could he happy with a man who pro. nouncea garage aa though It rhymed with, carriage!' Baltimore American. "What do you think of the proooaM iuuihi Hi iove in our vuiichhi "1 think that would come under the head vt coo-education."-Rrtltlmore American. "You had to refuse th request of those men? ' "Ves," replied Senator Sorghum. "Were thev angry?" "Not at all. I showed o much grief t not being able to oblige -thara that tney went away sympathising with me." Wabhlngton Hlar. "Jobbina certainly doea rest himself st the close of the clay by varying his busi ness standing." "How so?" "In business hour h is a floorwalker, and after that he become a straphanger. Baltimore American. AN OLD MAID'S SALE. (A Nightmare) I. too. dreamed a dream one cold April night; 'Twas the one when Jack Frost took that enormous bite Of the portion of fruit to th midwest aU- lotttd. That the ghost of a nijhtmare Into my dreams trotted. It seemed that a law had been passed la the town That salaried spinsters all be turned down: That none he employed sav she who would tak To herself some old bach, and a coxy horn make. The old maidens fussed and said 'twas a Hit v Where the Star and the Stripes waved over a city That they be compelled to give up their freedom For some crusty old cranks, "better wait till we need 'em." But authorities paid no heed to their "knocking." And determined to auction Off spinsters, how shocking! And sign-bearers toted the temp- tlngest Of salaried maids st a grand auction sale. And the bachelors quickly these signs did pursue. For prcHently every old bach in th to be Uu. And presently avery old hach in tbe dlggln'a. Each dully attired in his best suit and rlgslns. From thirty to ninety; etout, pudgy and spare; Bald-headed, chin-whiskered, dark-visaged and fair; With eyes all alert, swarmed side-aisle and gallery To put in a bid for a bride with a salary. And now there aros a very great clamor And all eyes were bent on the man with the hammer, Whose shrill bell-like tones, metallic and cold. The knell of the freedom of good spinsters tolled. And these maids with wrath too blind to consider. Jumped off a spring board to the arm of soma bidder. Who bore them away, poor unwilling creature. To some church tb he wed, and the brides paid tha preachers. With wrath and with grief I wa weli nlgh e-rhok. Rap, rap, wqt tb hammer and her I awoke With a start and taste that wa most melancholy. And remembered I'd eaten on canoed bet tomalie. Omaha. BAYOLL NE TRELE. PTfl $200,000.00