10 THE lKV.: OMAHA. WKDNKSDAY. ATRTT. 12. 1011. The omaha Daily bki: FOUNDED Bt EDWARD HOP K WATER. VICTOR RD8HWATKR, EDITOR. Entered at umaha class matter. postofflce as second- TERM8 or PLBSCRirTION: tunriay Bee, on year W M fraturdsy Bee. nut ear 1 1'aily He (without .'unriav), one year., t") l-eily He and Bunday. one ear t-W DEL1VEKKD BV CARRIER Evening Bee (without Sunday), per mo..I.Vi kenln bee (lth Hunrtny). per month. .4. lally bee (Including Sunday), per monih l.c I'aily bee (without Sunda ). per month.. 45c Addrees all complaints of Irregularttlea In delivery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omshe-The Bee Bulldlna- South Omaha 6.' N. Twenty-fourth 8L Council Bluffs la Scott St. Lincoln M Little Building l hlcago IMS Marquette Building. Kanaaa t.'lty Kellance Building. New Vork-24 Meat Thlrt v-thlrd St. Washington 725 Fourteenth Bt.. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Communications relating to news and ed itorial matter ehould be addressed Omaha bee. 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Th trouble Carter Harrison now has to face Is to make good on that promise of 70-cent gas. It seems the only defect with the Oklahoma deposit guaranty law Is that It did not guarantee. Dr. Hyde's new trial may. be 'put down as another triumph for the Great American Technique. Evidently Senator O'Oorman is sat isfactory to the powers, for "Boss" Murphy has not lost his job. At any rate, Henry Clay Richmond has covered himself with iridescent and unextlngulshable glory. One Washington observer says that Bailey's fears are no longer for I x ri mer, 'but for Bailey. Selah! Wonder where our law-makers re turning from the Holy City will take their well-earned vacations this time. Unless Dr. Cook speaks soon one will be justified In assuming that he has slipped away on a quiet hunt for the other pole. The most Important feature of Car ter Harrison's victory ia that It shlea another castor Into the democratic presidential arena. Banker Vanderllp of New York says money is "distressingly easy." Still, some of us are comparatively free from tlje distress. -Opportunity la knocking boldly, and with a show of confidence, at the door of democracy. Cincinnati Inquirer. Sure It is not the hammer of Mr. Bryan you hear? Omaha Is to have a rock pile on which city jail prisoners will be per mitted to take exercise. Graduates from the rock pile ought to be In per fect condition to resume playing golf. Madero, leader of the Mexican ln surrectos, Is said to be so rich he can not be bought off. Wealth has also at times proved a great advantage in politics on this side of the Rio Grande. President Taft'g favorite pitcher, Walter Johnson of the Washington team, is holding out for more pay. No one need be surprised to see a spe cial message sent to Manager McAleer. It's still a quiet time In the senate. World-Herald. What's the matter? Hasn't the WorM-Herald editor, who now holds down a cushioned seat there, gotten his bearings? "His calmness and agitation," says a correspondent, are signs that betray Senator Lorlmer's fears of the second investigation. , When a man is calmly agitated be cannot conceal his feel ings. aagBBSaMBMSBBaaBBBBBaBBBSSBBasBBBBBBBaa. There is none the less a gruesome coincidence In the fact that one of the men who profited by the Lorlmer jackpot fixed up In aSt. Louis bath room should be found dead In a bath tub. Dr. Woodrow Wilson must have felt, as he read the Chicago city elec tion returns, the peculiar advantage be, as a college profensor, enjoys by reason of a resldeuce In New Jersey instead of Illinois. Senator Hitchcock's organ persists in singing the praises of Governor Harmon of Ohio, presumably just to show Mr.- Bryan (hat he is not the only pebble oo the democratic beach. Hurrah for harmony'. "Tom" Johnson. A "olorniy petrel" wm "Tfm" .tyihnson's own description of himself, and it seems to have been a graphic one. Hut his love for a fight short ended his life, In spite of bis assprtlon that it was in the heat of conflict he enjoyed life most. lie was a pow erful fighter, a formidable foe. and yet when defeat rame to cap the cli max of his long train of triumphs it fell with a crushing; force. "Tom" Johnson was a man of pro nounced opinions, and It was, no doubt, his caper willingness to fight for the stakes of poltl'T that, made him believe he enjoyed life most when fighting. When lives like his are cut short it cannot but remind ub that even such as they might have accom plished more to the world had they been tempered In their fiery passion. These spirits are not indomitable. They fall as easily as less belligerent ones. "Tom Johnson only tnotignt he loved a fight more than peace. What he loved was to win the fight. But when his time came to lose when he lost politically and financially and nonetheless from the standpoint of principle he lost out altogether. The life of "Tom" Johnson reads like a romance. He was a bt),' man. He had a big brain, as well as heart. He had a strong hand and he attained a success at the age of 17 which most men counted successful would be con tented enough to reach by 40 or 45. In business and In politics he never failed to stamp the influence of his dynamic character on whatever he did. His chief fame, of course, was as mayor for four terms of Cleveland, during which he forced the inaugura tion of the 3-cent fare for street car service. In state and national poli tics he made little headway, although he had achieved a national fame. CampaiH. Promise Guaranty. The town of Alton, III., seems des- tlned to fame through Its mayors. A that will demand most serious eon former one serving in the legislature sideration. Never before since the achieves notoriety by fathering the so- present constitution of Nebraska was called stork bill to pay cash for new adopted, unless In 1896. when twelve born Infants, and now a candidate for the office deposits $2,500 cash in bank to bind his promise to close all .aa- loons on the Sabbath if elected. This ambitious patriot seems to have suggested something worth while. We do not know but it would be a good thing to exact smilar curlty of all candidates for office. Per - haps the public would be able to realize better on their Investments if me oracenoiaer were oouna Dy a casn consideration. It is only strange that preme court whereby a widow is de with all the flow of statesmen in the dared entitled to insurance on the life republio it should have been withheld so long from practical test. No man who has given a thought to the nature and conditions of pojttica may , doubt ror a moment tne utmost feasibility of the plan. Some of the hypercritical may fear its fruition because of the obtrusion of other less loftily inspired office seekers; perhaps that Jealous city councllmen or police officials might obstruct the mayor's perform- ance. Or some sordid soul might even say that special Interests, that work In a mysterious way their wonders to perform' In politics, might find it practicable to reimburse the mayor and let him forfeit his money. But what use to ferret after reasons why such an ideal plan should fail? If it will add a feather's weight of actual value to the average campaign promise accept it and put it to the test. Champ Clark's Kevision Rainbow. In that array of platitudes that con stituted Champ Clark's stump speech accepting the speakership he relter-lof ated for his party the promise of "an honest, Intelligent revision of the tariff downward," at this session, and added, "Bills are already far advanced In preparation looking to the accom- pli8hment of this beneficent end." Nobody knows better than does Champ Clark that the moving purpose of the democrats Is not for "an honest. Intelligent revision" of the tariff at th resent time, but that thev have, been forced to adopt a program be- ause of the extra session, which they would much have preferred to have delayed until the regular session in December, and that whatever they may do In the way of tariff revision will be for political purposes only. If the democrats were really imbued with destre for "an honest, intelligent revision" they would have made some manifestatlon of it before this. When the last tariff bill was taken up they had had ample notit u r,f it and plenty man whose name bas since become In of opportunity to formulate a demo- volved in the Lorlmer cage. Is said to cratle measure for revision downward. nve requested the president to have Had the democrats possessed any con- structlve ability they would have of- fered a democratic tariff bill as a sub- stitute for the Payne-Aldrlch bill and gone to the country on It, but Instead thev contented themselves with oc- cupylng a position of negation, voting in the interval to keep the duties up on articles In which their respective constituencies were interested. It la generally conceded that the prospect for "an honest, intelligent revision" of the tariff would have been furthered by the creation of a perma nent non-partisan tariff commission charged with the investigation of pro duction here and abroad and the pre sentation of facts upon which the duties could be properly adjusted and based. But the democrats In congress wanted no such tariff commission, and by their votes prevented its etilablish ruent, making necessary continuance of the temporary tariff board, which Is doing the work in the best way It can. Even now while Speaker Clark refers to bills in preparation for carry ing out the democratic tariff program he makes no reference to any bill for a permanent tarifT commission, be cause the democrats see no political prestige to be gained by them in that direction. In view of the events here recited, too recent to be so soon forgotten, the public is apt to look with suspicion upon the revision rainbow painted by Champ Clark and to refuse to take promise for performance. Nebraska's 1911 Legislative Harvest. It Is a little early yet to take stock of the work of the Nebraska legisla tive session Juat adjourned. Measured by ordinary standards, the record of the legislature, including acts of omis sion as well as acts of commission, wirl probably be about the average, but measured against the high water mark of efficiency and reform of the last republican legislature Of 1907, It will be sadly deficient. ' The members of the present legis lature were for the most part elected on a straight-out Issue of wet and dry, end as a consequence the democratic majority crediting their control to es pousal of the wet cause subordinated everything to their one prime mission of preventing further encroachment or restriction upon the liquor Inter ests. Incidently the railroad and other corporate concerns, with possi ble exception of the stock yards, ordi narily the focus of legislative assault, have a right to congratulate them selves on having escaped from the melee with few scratches and no bruises. In one direction the aetivity of the law-makers Just adjourned will be notable, and that is In the multiplicity of proposed amendments to the consti tution gubmltted for popular ratifica tion or rejection at the polls in 1912. The initiative and referendum amend ment and ,the home rule for cities amendment are the two that have at- tracted most attention, but there are several others of significant scope propositions were submitted, have the people been called upon to patch their fundamental law in so many places at one time. It goes without saying that the leg islative harvest going to make up the session law of 1911 will furnish se-jmajiy other topics for further discus- slon. Stickinsr the Insurance Company. " The decision of the Nebraskrr-su- 0f the husband whom she was con vlcted of murdering is understandable 0Diy on the theory that it is always legitimate to stick the Insurance com pany. This may be good law, and doubtless Is, or It would not be so de- clared by both trial and appellate courts, but to a layman it looks like putting up prize money to commit murder if a pardon for the crime can be later had. The usually accepted ruie j8 to stipulate in the insurance policy that there shall be no claim for payment for death procured by the beneficiary, but in this case, although the beneficiary had been adjudged guilty and was serving a penitentiary sentence when released by exercise of executive clemency, the insurance company was not permitted to use the record to establish its defense The Bee has no disposition to de hat again the guilt or innocence of I the unfortunate woman Involved, but It does not hesitate to disagree with the principle mat a murderer may lawfully collect insurance on the life . bis victim Such a rule as laid down appears still lesg tenable here, where the money awarded the par- doned convict comes out of a fraternal insurance society which must, to pay it, levy an assessment on hard-work lng, law-abiding members whose bur dens should not he made heavier Just out of misdirected sympathy, Ii There a Lumoer lTMtl I Some months ago it was said the government would undertake to dls- solve the alleged lumber trust, and now, on what seems to De reliable authority, it is reported that a federal grand Jury will be set at the work with an investigation within two or three weeks. When Herbert Knox Smith, commls- loner of corporations, disclosed some results of his late investigation tend- MnK to show the existence of A lumber trust. Edward Hines, the big lumber- the full findings of the commissioner made public, to disprove the existence r combine. An unbiased person reading the summary of report of the commissioner of corporations on the lumber industry Issued under date of February 13, 1911. will have a dlffl cult time agreeing with Mr. Hines that it tends to disprove the existence ' combine. The commlnsloner himself deducts from the report these three "foremost facts" as having been conclusively proved: " 1. The concentration of a dominating con trol of our standing timber In a compara tlcelv few enormous holdings, steadll tending toward a lumber Industry. central control of the S. Vast speculative purchase and holding of timber land far In advanre of any use thereof. X An enormoua Increase in the value of this diminishing natural resource, with grrat profits to Ita owners. This value, tov the very nature of standing timber, the holder neither created nor substantially enhances Only forty years sgo. as this report shows, at least three-fourths of the timber now standing waa publicly owned. Now about four-fifths of It Is privately owned. And the rrice of lumber has Increased with the degree of private ownership. Three concerns, Mr. Smith points out. the Southern Pacific company, the Weyerhauser Timber company and the Northern Pacific Railway company (Including their subsidiaries) combined own 238,000,000,000 feet, or about 11 per cent of all privately owned timber. But, as the commissioner has Indi cated, threatened monopoly In stand ing timber Is not the only menace In this situation; after the timber Is cut off there Is the monopoly In land. The report Is such as to bring forcibly to mind a realization of what a trust In timber means to the future of this country. It Is therefore imperatively necessary that the g;overnmi--t disre gard what interested parties may say to the contrary and find out for Itself If a trust really exists, and if so, dis solve It and bring to a fair accounting those responsible for Its existence. This hub-bub around the city hall over alleged shortening of funds by the governor's veto of the charter amendment Is amusing. Had there been no veto the charter changes would not have increased the money available by 1 cent until the year 1912, but. on the contrary, by raising salaries would have reduced the amounts to be spent for other pur poses this year. The city government will survive even though the elective office-holders are compelled to serve through their terms for, the same com pensation for wfiich they hired out when they sought the Jobs. M. H. deYoung, owner of the San Francisco Chroincle, has been given credit his city and state for doing more than any other man to get the Panama exposition for San Francisco. Mr. deYoung, it may be recalled, was director general of the Mid-winter fair, which waa held in San Francisco in the early '90s, and is something of a genius when it comes to running big things. The hearing before the governor on the 1100,000 appropriation for a building for the State university med ical department at Omaha has at last drawn the opposition out Into the open, disclosing two sources, one the graduates of other schools of med icine opposed to anything strengthen ing the regulars, and the other the interests behind Crelghton Medical, who evidently want that institution to monopolize the local field of medical education. We are surprised that anyone speaking for Crelghton uni versity should proceed on such amall and narrow 'lines. Omaha, with its surrounding territory, is quite large enough to support two great medical colleges, and the rivalry should be not to block one another's growth, but as to -which can maintain the highest standard and equip students with the most thorough instruction. An Omaha Baloon keeper Is trying to get away from a charge of selling after hours by splitting hairs on the difference between standard time and sun time. If he succeeds it will soon be the fashion to set clocks in our sa loons by New Yorfc time in the morn lng and by San Francisco time in the afternoon. It will be interesting to watch and see how long all those boomlets for senator, governor, congressman, udge, etc., sprouted at Lincoln during the past few months will stay inflated. A Fair Fighter. Boston Transcript. Not everybody, perhaps not anybody. could always agree with Tom I Johnson of Cleveland, but even hla enemies have honored him as a two-fisted man and fair fighter. Ct Oat -Playing Politics. Cleveland Plain Dealer (dem.). If the democrats will be aa prompt in ratifying the reciprocity agreement as they are In claiming to be the originators of the Idea, the public will waive the question where the credit belongs. A l.eVr World. Thle. Brooklyn Kagle. Bryan declines to move to Memphis be cause IJncoln, Neb., Ia nearer the center of the United Btatea. Thua he saves us from an upsetting of national equilibrium which no sana mind could contemplate with eqnanlmity. Tearful Soba of Baalnesa. Louisville Courier-Journal. Merchants of Washington are sobbing over the plight of the underpaid govern ment department clerks, but through the tears we seem to see the look of convic tlon that If the clerks get more money it wll find its way into the merchants' till Patriotism Before Parttaaashle. Philadelphia ledger. To any democrat or Insurgent In con gress seeking to make political capital out of the mobilisation of troops near the Mexican border, only one word of advice need be given: "Don't." One reaan for this advice is that there Is no capital to be made by criticism of action so com pletely Justified by known conditions. The other Is that while such criticism would have no effect at home. It would give some measure of encouragement to for eign critics, who misunderstand or mls repreaent the attitude of the I'nited Btatea. This Is an occasion when there can be no partisan division among patri otic Americans. Black Ky for Prohibition. Philadelphia ledger. The action of the Alabama legislature In enacting a county option law to regu late the liquor traffic la the moat aerioua blow reielved by the prohlbitlonlata since the wave of prohibition swept the south, ten yeara ago. Alabama had the moK drastic state-wide prohibition law In the country. The agitation since this enact ment has been extremely acute, dividing the democrats Into bitter Irreconcilable factions. The antla finally succeeded In electing a governor, and the lealfiature has now pasted a bill which provides that lb pr cent of the volera of any county may petition for an election to determine whether liuuor shall be i'11 in that county by a loons, dupnry or lfttile. Army Gossip Matters of Interest en and Back of the rirlng- Line Gleaned front the Arm? ad sTavy Register It la expected that flights with aeroplanes purchased by the army will begin at I'ollrge Tark, Md., al'Oiit May 1. Four hangar are being erected to house, that number of machines. A Wright, a Curtisn. a Burgess and another machine will he used, and It Is expected that two officers will be as signed to each machine for Instruction. Bo far only one officer. First nontenant Roy C. Kirtland, Fourteenth Infantry, has been detailed to this work at College 1'ark. Among the work which will he conducted Is the sending and receipt of wireless mes sages by seroplanea. The signal corps has deslsned an experimental' wireless set for aeroplanea. which was given preliminary Uriels at Washington this week. The board of officers at Fort Ieaven- worth, which has been revising, In connec- lon with practical trials with troopa, the rntatlve draft of the revised infantry drill regulations prepared at the War depart ment by the general stuff, has been or dered to proceed to Pan Antonio, Tex. Ths board will submit the proposed regulations o a practical test with troops of the ma neuver division some time this month. The hoard consists of Lieutenant f'olonel John Morrison, Infantry; Captain Merch B. Stewart, Klghth infantry, and Captain Al fred W. ujornstad, Twenty-eighth Infantry. Brigadier (irneral Joseph W. Duncan and Major Clarence K. Dcntler, Twenty-third Infantry, who had much to do with the first revision of the regulations while mem bers of the general stsff, are at San An tonio and they will doubtlessly co-operate with the hoard In Its field tests wjth troops Representative Bartholdt of Missouri, the friend of the army canteen, Is again to the fore. One of the first bills Introduced In the Sixty-second congress Is that which am biguously provides for the repeal of sec tion SS of the act approved February 2, 1!01. This Is the particular section of that law which prohibited the sale of, and dealing In beer, wine or other Intoxicating liquor at post exchanges or canteens or on board army transports or upon the premises es tablished for military purposes In the United States. There would be no special Interest In thle renewed effort on the part of Mr. Bartholdt because he attempts to' accomplish this service to the army every year were it not for the intimation that there la some slight hope that the existing anti-canteen legislation will be repealed. It seems In credible that those who have worked so desperately and so successfully to abol ish the army canteen have been led to ap preciate the harm they wrought and the worse than Useless legislation which re mains In force. The army medical officers have a right to be elated over the success of the meas ures which have been adopted and en forced as a precaution against disease among the troops composing the maneuver division in Texas. The climatic conditions are most favorable to bad health, espe cially In the case of troops which were suddenly sent to Texas from places where cold weather prevailed. Lieutenant Colonel H. P. Birmingham, who la chief surgeon of the maneuver division, and hla aslstants have been Indefatigable in the installation of a system which gets rid of all the re fuse. One of the new ideas hug been that of burning the picket lines. The waste hay and refuse Is distributed along the line and sprinkled freely with crude oil and burned, thereby not only disposing of the material, but effectually destroying fly ova and larvae. As the kitchen waste solid and liquid la disposed of In the kitchen crema tories, the fly has no abiding place, and the communication of disease is corre spondingly frustrated. More than this, nearly every 'offlee'r and enlisted man not previously Inoculated with anti-typhoid vaccine has been treated to that means of avoiding that disease. The effectiveness of these measures is demonstrated by --the fact that there are only elghty-slx patients in the hospital at Fort Sam Houston and a few cases In one of the field hospitals. The first of what may be a series of bills in the line of democratic policy of decreas ing the expense of army maintenance has been Introduced In congress this week by Representative James Hay, the chairman of the newly organized house military com mittee. It Is a measure which la bound to excite animated discussion on account of ita provisions, which are incorporated un der the title "to decrease the expense and Increase the efficiency of the staff service of the army." It Is proposed to consolidate the quartermaster, subsistence, and pay departments under a major general, with two brigadier generals. The officers now composing those Independent corps will form the personnel of the consolidated biancb to be known in departmental ad ministration as the "bureau of supplies" and to form a "supply corps of the army." Those officers of the permanent personnel of the existing three departments who are not promoted before they retire, under the new consolidation, are to be advanced one grade upon retirment. This Is a protec tion to the brigadier generals and senior colonels who might otherwise consider tbemaelvea adversely affected. There will ultimately be a reduction In the number of majors by eleven and the number of cap tains by tulrty-oue. so that the saving in expense, according to the estimate made by Mr. Hay, will be In the neighborhood of (000,000 a year, with, he believes, an In crease In the efficiency of the service. People Talked About The wife on an Omaha newspaper man, who haa a collection of 1&3 pitchers, can't be Induced to make an exhibit In Rourke's park. It Is understood she doesn't need the money. Salutations for ths "lady mayoress" of Hunnewell, Kan., are premature. A re count of the ballots by ungallanl men pushed the hope of the sex'' off the boards. Ye that have tears to shed, spill 'em now. Victor T. Noonan, a Crelghton alumnus and former contributor "to The Bee, has become edltor-ln-chlef of the Free Prs Record, a weekly fiubllshed at Waverly N. V. Stanley R Osborn, also a former Be man, la doing special work on the Chicago Tribune. The Maderoa, one of whom Is leading the Mexican revolution, are the richest family in the country, being worth from lAi.OiAft'O to !'..O0o.O0O. The spectacle of a nyiltJ millionaire bleeding for the "poor peons of Mexico." surely is enough to make the angels weep. rireen tea drinkers will be glad to learn that they are not to be deprived of their favorite beverage after all on the first of May, provided It receives the preferred tint through natural processes As we have already shown. It Is as easy to cure the herb so that It shall be green as It Is to make It black, but the demand for It haa I ..i i. artirtrtjtl rnlortna. and that 1 what I w U to be prohibited. SafcffunrtI Year Food tiy A I way a Using U JdU uu C REAM r.lado from Puro Cropo Cream of Tartar Its purity, wholesomcncss and superior leavening qualities are never questioned NO ALUM NO LIME PHOSPHATE "Alum Is a powerful astringent 1th very derided Irritant qualities, owing to which, when tak-i Internally In anlllclent quantity. It Is emetic ant. purgative, and may soon cause fatal gastro intestinal tnUammatlon." V. S. Dupmatory, p. 144. v "The use ol alum and salts of alumina In food ahoald be prohibited. JW. Wood. HartarJ Ui$. tiottoo that all advertisements of the cheap baking powders conceal the presence of alumj Therefore read tho labeh POLITICAL SNAPSHOTS. Washington Post: The horde of famished Job-rustlers are chagrined to learn that there are no salaries attached to those con gressional situations they used to read of back home. Philadelphia Record: Tarty makes strange bedfellows. Unless reports are er roneous, Senators Penrose and LaFollette will grin at each other across the table of the committee on finance. Chicago Inter Ocean: Sink or swim, live or die, survive or perish. It all depends on whether they stick to the principles of democracy that won last November or tie themselves again to the corpse of Bryan- Ism. Indianapolis News: It seems that a re count of the votes In Hunnewell, Kan., has resulted In the defeat of the woman candidate for mayor. Thus the Interesting plan of trying a woman aa chief of police s also. frustrated. Houston Post: Oh, we want the demo cratic majority to run the steam roller over tho republicans every day the house Is In session. It ia no time for magnanim ity with the sorrowful memories of sixteen weary years pressing upon us. Washington Star: Mr. Bryan Is no longer the graceful youngster 'of 38, slender, black- haired and bright-eyed, but a rounded old ster of 61, bald, and slower-motioned. Still he remains good to see and to hear and his hold upon popular attention Is extraordi nary. I.WAUI.XU TI1M ILAU KM 11 HE. Extensions of tne Itarrlman and Hill Lines In tao Northwest. Bpokanes Spokesman-Review. In the noiseless battles of the railroads one sees that peace hath Ita romance and stirring conflicts as well as war. The definite contract for construction on the North Coast railroad from Spokane to Ayer Junction, involving the expenditure of approximately ft.000,000 for eighteen miles of grading from this city to Cheney through Marshall canyon, is not only an important Item In the history of develop ment In the Inland empire, but it marks") another strategic move in the struggle be tween the Hill and Harrlman Interests for railroad control of the northwest. It la Interesting In this line to note that with this Invasion of the inland empire comes the announcement from California that James J. Hill la to Invade California. so long claimed by the Harrlman Interests, from the vantage point he haa gained through the Deschutes valley to aouthern Oregon. The gulf of Mexlue Is regarded as his objective point. Interesting and not a little thrilling, this bloodless struggle for the transportation of the country, the combats with chain and transit, the masked attacks for right-of-way hare, the flank movements for a rich market there. Courage, brains, gen eralship, are qualities as much In demand as If prises were battered standards and the losses In wounded and killed. But this 1 a war of construction rather than destruction and the sharp struggles of competition bring material benefits to the people. As the railroads may be con sidered the arteries of commerce, these railroad conflicts stimulate the commercial circulation and tend to bring the glow of health to the cheek of the land. Player Piano Clubs at A. Elospe Cos Music Store $1.00 per week is all you pay. $200 is the price of a full size Player Piano, which plays the entire key board (88 notes). 'lusic absolutely FREE. Combination Bench and Scarf FREE. Free instruction on the uses of the devises. $1,000 Player Piano is no more complete than this $200 instrument. j I 1513-15 Douglas Street. LINES TO A LAUGH. "Hut. colonel, you-wlll admit that there is more or leas corruption In politics.' "Not al all, sir; the corruption is in lbs politicians." Chicago Tribune. Old Toper You know. It s to me why women always a m.vstery op"tse sa- loons. Social Student Why Is that such a mystery? Old Toper Recaune, you know, saloon sales are all bar gains. Baltimore Amer ican. "Thst's queer," said the conductor. "What Is?" "When I told that woman her transfer was no good, she didn't tell me that shed .lust that minute got off the other car." Detroit Kree Press. "1 thought you were trying to econo mize on coal?" said the perspiring ten ant of an apartment. "Only In the winter," said the Janitor. "Now we're trying to turn up what's left 'cause we need the room It takes up." Washington Star. Daughter There ain't anybody come In for dinner today, ma. Landlady (grimly) No: this Is the day that they ail promise positively to pay lJuck. "I see you've got a new mule. Mose," said the colonel. "How does he work?'' " 'Deed, sun," replied 1'ncle Mose, "dia mule he done wuck bote ways." "Both ways?" "Yes, suh: he kin kick des es well wif his front lalgs as his back ones." Catholio Standard and Times. "John," said the foreman, unexpectedly, "we have decided to raise you five dollars a week." John made no answer, but appeared to be looking for something on his desk. "Why don't you say something aren't you satisfied?" demanded the foreman. "I'm trying to see If there's an alarm clock here," said John. Buffalo Express "What would you take for a cold?" anld the sufferer. "I dunno," replied the man who never forgets business. "What'd you be willing to give?" Chicago Record Herald. "Johnny," said the teacher, "here l a book. Now stand up straight - and sing like a little man." The song was "Nearer, My God." No sooner had the scnool commenced to sing than a little girl waved her hand fran tically. Stopping the singing the teacher Inquired the cause. "I'lease, teacher, I think Johnny will gel nearer If he whistles." Judge. HARMONY. Washington Star. ' We're havln' heapa o' harmony at Pohick on the crick. We held a meetln' so's to help the wheels of progress click. And Incidentally to have- eome i under- stamlln' clear. 'Bout who should get the offices, as va cancies, drew near. Joe H rut hers had a hatchet neatly tucked Inside his vest. Bl Slmlln had the gun Ms father used to tote out west: And Krry Stlgglns, Jes' to hlp toward gettln' at the facka. Was rarryln' behind his back a- sharp an shin' axe. They looked at one another aa they opened the debate: The kindness an' politeness they displayed was somcthln' great. 81 squinted at Joe a hatchet an' Joe peeked at Ezry's blade, And Kzrv saw the gun that 81 by accident displayed. Tou should have seen us all a-shakln' hands and bo win low; We knew 'twould be a riot If the trouble once let go. I hope It mav continue. Compliments Is flyln' thick. The harmonv Is wonderful at Pohick on the Crick!