THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, MAW1I 1.1. 1011.
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The Dcc'a Junior Birthday Booh
The Tired Business Man
Tells Friend Wife We
Arf Tolerant to All We
Can Tolerate.
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BY WALTEK A. SINCLAIR.
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"Odd that a prim minister mould bothrr
with bo small a thing as stopping a play
Ilk that .one In Paris." observed Frlpnd
Wit. "Just imagine our secretary of state
closing a play I" . - .
"Many play ha bein stopped by
knocks." replied thp Tired Business Man,
dwelling' ori ' the ' last word with double
meaning. "Of course, nut Philander Chase,
but other of the knock family. And I've
beard of performance In this land being
closed . on , account of minister, although
they may not have been prime or even
primed. "WhaHy wtit'n thy do no It Is In
some one-nlghl stand, and the press work
the Incident for packed houses In the next
big town.' But the mayor of New York
11 not disdain to Jell one show to roll It
'whoop' away.
"It eemg, hswetr, that the trouble with
this .show wasn't so much , lite play a the
audience. Few managers care how bad
the audience I If It give up two dollars
and upward at the gate. But this audience
was th worst production ever put on and
they had to' give)' It the hook.
"Of course If well nigh Impossible to
rewrite an audience If It Isn't right TTi the
first place. A ' Hfianagt.r. or author can't
change Its acts, to say nothing of It
climax and denuomong. The Bernstein
play,' 'Apres Mol,' couldn't compete with
th rival attraction The Men In the
Boxes.' for the simple reason that every
night they put on rew Btuff. 1 think the
management could have solved the whole
thing simply, by closing' the stalls, thus
cutting out trie horse-play, but they kept
( th barnstormer working until the gov
ernment cfoaod th theater.
"I would Ilk to Know how far any clbiue
would get away W""- any of that rough
work here. iay at a Broadway theater
Imagine the heroine Just nestling up
against the hero manly soft white shirt
front and artist' cravat when a bunch of,
say. stand-pat republicans would hop up
In the stage boxes and commence howling
remark about -the , dramatist' past life
and adventures, Interpellating a few tin
horn olo! ' . ' .
"If th usher and the policeman on the
beat weren't quick, enough to dust up the
Revival of the
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NEW YORK, March 10, In the Illustra
tion herewith Is shown' tine of th smart
est of th new. short coats. .It waa part
of a pongee suit designed for. a trip to
Bermuda. The -body and 'sleeves of the
coat wer cut' In one &' significant Indica
tion of th continued -popularity of th
peasant blouse.' Th closing was outlined
with a band of blu. satin and this ma
terial waa used to trim th skirt and for
th utf. ...
Of course. In the matter of coats, no
tyla departure has come with quite such
startling suddenness as tha revival of th
(Eton Jacket. Ever since early last fall the
"fashion, Authorities, have been predicting
tha return of th waistline' coat, but mi
lady nag accepted the prediction with a
grain, of gall until .within the last few
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week, and aow k sudilenly find that
her neighbor and her neighbor's daughter
er wearing Kton roat. So she linine
dkalely procure on of th new model
and' register- a mental vow that "next
tlma" he will not disregard her modiste'
ad vie.
Th present tyl of ahort Jacket with
a. coat and aktrt costume absolutely pre
clude any poiblllty of ver wearing th
coat of tb stilt with on of th other
I0ns In th outfit, and make essential
th providing of long wrap In th ward-t
robe derided upon for I ho first day ot
pring. When tt Is within the rang of
the dress allowance to buy as fancy dio
tate. tb wall gowned: woman will select
at least two and perhaps as many a ftv
or six wrap of different weight and
yla for her urlng costumae, but ah
ho must order with greater care a ill
purchase a long aemt fitted wrap of black
atin or ltgliUst-vt l;ht cloth fashioned in
such a model, that tt will be suitable for
day or aveatng wear, aa eceaaloa demand.
Th long halt-fitted wrap fall either
Uil t U kam f tha skirt or ar but
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carpet leading to th boxes with the
goatalots, I believe an Indignant audience
which had paid Its money to see the show.
Including the son booster, would hurl the
noisy one through the front and aid exit
Impartially.
"But supposing somebody squared them
or they got away with that and aat down
until the scene came wher the villain 01
the other man was about to play a tun on
the triangle and when everybody's mrvti
were tense, some, say Tammany hall fol
lower, would rise and set off a bunch of
parlor fireworks. Would the disturber aver
look the same again, or would he resemble
a Jigsaw puxxle after ha had been put to
gether? "Over here we don't us uch violent
method to kill a play. Ther are several
easier ways. Why should volunteers work
themaelvea Into a lather when they can
have It done for them by deadly critics,
who, armed to the opera hat with ham
mers, can beat every spark of hop out
of a playwright and his play? Or, If they
don't do It, there is always a lusty hand
of ruffians at the door Dentin back timor
ous persons sicking to enter. They are
called speculators, because It Is a matter
of general speculation why they are al
lowed to exist.
"Oh. we do It much better her. Of
course, my memory, not being In training,
accommodatingly refuses to run back to
the time when we mobbed the Sherry sl
ters and rotten-egged the 'Irish comedian'
with the green whisker.
"Also that some state have laws which
prevent our venerable avuncular friend,
Thomas Shelby, he of the primitive log
domicile, from going too far south to cHe
and see the angels descending In rod flra
and pink tights. W ar a calm, welt
balanced people, and when our box holder
don't approve a production they don't pay
to hoot It, but merely order the plec
thrown out. a waa 'Salome' not so long
ago. We axe a tolerant people to every
thing we can tolerate."
"I thought maybe tt wa something
wrong with the play or the title," said
Friend Wife. "What la 'Apres Motr "
"The deluge if I remember rightly,"
said the Tired Business Man,
(Copyright, 1911, by tha N. T. Herald Co.)
Eton Jacket
few Inches shorter, while In addition to
the eton, 'ther are also separate Jackets
trimmed fancifully and reaching no
further than tha hips, but for separata
coats ther ar no in-between length.
In some model th back I plain. In
other ther I a high mptr belt of aoft
folded or rolled satin. Tha front ot this
coat generally fasten over loosely with
a large buckle or flat button about at th
waistline. The majority of thane wrap
ar fashioned with th sleeve In on plec
wlUt the rest of th material,, and It la
necessary to leav th arm opening wide
o that the moat delicate lv will not b
crushed beneath it.
The sailor collar In all imaginable widths
and lengths Is th favorite finish for all
coats, and even a long wrap show n ex
option to thla rule. On a black; satin coat,
whit la most often used for collar and
ruffs, but a bright ahada of blue er
deep gold yellow ar seen on a number ot
th newest models, and when th lining
correspond In . color, th effect is unde
niably smart. When the coat la of a de
cided shade, as sapphire blue, scarlet, green
or on of. th fashionable tint of purple
or mauve, black aatln collar and cuffs ar
sometimes seen, while again a lighter
shad of the color of th wrap I employed
and It Is difficult to aay which is th more
effective.
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So Considerate
11 was a fussily Important aoclety man,
and he had no ua tor women of college
education. But on on occasion h Invited
a young college graduate, the daughter of
an old friend, to his hou, to take after
noon tea. It waa a windy day, and th
girl arrived at hi suburban home with her
skirts blown about and her hair tumbling
over lier eara, a state of affairs of which
she felt guiltily conscious for th whoi
of her visit. Tha lady of th house, Mrs.
Society, poured tea and discoursed of girls
in general.
"I agree with (dear James," sh said.
"that a college education la not tb beat
preparation for th futur Ufa of a young
woman." She peered Into tb cup to ae
If th maid had left them In good order,
and glanced at her gueet, who cowered In
her seat, feeling Intensely her disheveled
condition, and dimly wondering If It were
due to her college education.
Mr. Society, seeing that th offending
maid had left dust In the cup, frowned
"I think a college education usually unfits
young women for tha finer dutlea of do
mestic life." h said, and blew first In on
cup, and then In th other, to remove the
dust.
At that the college girl felt her spirit
rise to the skies. "Kor," as she explained
afterward, In telling the story, "we did
sometime blow the dust out of th oups,
when we gave tea parties, but w usually
did It before th guests got there."
Liver Seat of Hunger
Is your liver hungry?
Itecent scientific Investigation Indicate
that hunger appetite doe not start from
the stomach, as all believe, and aa w all
feel when hungered, but th call for food
really come from the fleshes of the hoi
body, mostly from th liver. This la held
to be proven by the fact that people who
have had to have their stomach taken
entirely from their body still have the ab
sent old atomach growl and yell three
times a day (or meal something Ilk peo
ple having finger pain and pleasure In a
hand that ha been eut off fur year.
It la silly to deny that a goad many people
often drink not because they ar thirsty,
but for th sara reason that they too often
eat when they are not hungry, because
th food and beverage are o palatable
There are occasion, of course, when It 1
desirable to take with the beverage
stimulant or a ubetaac which relieve
fatigue i beef leal, but for th purpoa of
satisfying a mere thirst pur water la all
that 1 needed. But stopping a thirst
such pleasant pain, aay th New York
free, that we top 1 and to tt and stop
It again. Ia Berlin platn water Is never
drunk never.
CLL vP.OUND TOMORROW "
NO tUi. GIVE YOU rVMVr 0 SEtTHE&Oa-O
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Iear, me, Lent Is here and I shall hav
to aew tor the poor, (Just the thing for
me, a I do luch poor sewing). I told
Johnnie about tt and he said he thought
It waa a very good Idea and he'd bring
around some things for me to mend right
away. Mrs. Dangerfield Is getting up a
sewing society and Agnea and I have de
cided to Join It. Elsie Thompson advised
us to. Sh said last year sh belonged to
two or three and found Mr. Dangerfield'
-MA KB A LITTT.K PETTICOAT FOR AN
ORPHAN."
th best. Coualn Ann has a sowing club
meet at hr hout vry aeason and Elal
aid h belonged to that one last spring.
She said If she war m ah would hav
The "duetlea glands" thyroids, parethy
rold. thymu. pituitary, pineal and up
rarenal tissues.
Th "vermlformla appendix" a eurioua
survival of th age when man waa more
herbivorous than he it at present
Tb "third or wisdom tooth," of no us
to any human being, still appears aa a
relic of an age when w bad longer and
more powerful jaws.
"Gall bladder," uselss to the human
machine, but a fruitful source ot cancer.
Inflammation and aarloua disturbance.
"Harelip," a frequent deformity, that
dates back to those fishlike and reptilian
days when th jaw waa built la ftv piece.
"Hernia," a dangerous accident caused
by weak place In our abdominal wail
that ar echo of the days when men were
quadrupedal to a very great exunt
Hundreds of trephled. and uselesa oily or
"sebaceous glands" can b found over the
body. They are useless now.
The "little" or "fifth toe" la another
veatlge of prehistorto life.
Th "eoocyx" or queer "tail bones" at the
baa of tb spin form ft sulking rllo of
a previous xltnc
"Eustachian tubes" ar remnants of tb
"gill slits" that were ft part of the make
up of our flshllke ancestor.
Th "tonsils," a peculiar tissue who
growth and inoreaa la th middle throat
leads to that distressing atfeotlon knows
a adenoid- St. Loul Republic
Am kSspert Opinion.
"What do you regard as the two most
desirable feature of a flrat elaa car,
Jtnkaby?" asked Harkaway, as they In
spected ft number ef model.
"A wll-trtEd chauffeur In the driver's
eat and ft nice girl In the tonneau, said
Ifarkswar, without any hesitation what
ever. liar par a.
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French lesson the day cousin Anne pro
posed having th meetings thig'fear. Sh
aid thy really had to aew.' .J .
Thar waa absolutely nothing els to do.
If you neglected to bring thimbles, and
needels, and thread, they were- handed to
you with your work, that, was ticketed in
some horrible way so tt couldn't be lost. I
told her I should never have risked going
to a alngia meeting, anyway. Why, you
could tell by oae look at Cousin Ann that
if h got up a sewing be th members
would slave,
Elsl said at Mrs. Dangerfield' they
played bridge and took some of the due
and bought the duckleet prise for the real
game they had on the day of the last meet
ing. They considered they owed It to them
selves as a reward for their hard labor. If
the member didn't feel lika bridge, she
alwaya had th latest paper and maga
alna on a center table. Then at S o'clock
sh had tea and sandwiches and punch and
g few men were asked to drop In.
Agnes aaid a lot of men were ecared to
death at the mere suggestion ot coming to
a aewlng aoclety, but after they were per
uaded to giv It a trial they came In
drove. Mrs. Dangerfield aaid there was
no use In Intruding their work or talking
shop to outsiders, and Elsie said no man
would have dreamed of how busy they had
been. Hhe aaid the only trouble waa that
toward th end of Lent nobody came at
all before I o'clock, except two sisters,
th Mayhaw girl. On wears glasses and
the other has aotnethlng the matter with
her face. They're dandy girl and live out
ot town, and Mr. Dangerfield ald, al
though It was an awful Inconvenience, she
stayed home at two meeting, as sh
didn't Quite like to leave them all alone
tha early part of the afternoon. And then
they bad to take the t o'clock train home.
She Isn't going to aak tbem again at all.
I asked Agnes what they made and she
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Latest Kink in Titles
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"We American," aaid Simeon Ford, the
famous after dinner apeaker, at a banquet
In New Tork, "are justly famou for our
titles.
"I used to think that th finest of all
our title was that ef Colonel Abraham
Hardgrass, who told a questioner that he
was neither a regular nor a volunteer
colonel, but ft colonel by marriage, having
wedded th widow of Co'.onel Harrison Ilk
of Pink creek.
"But I cam acroea th other day a still
better colonel than this. He was rather
seedy, and. banding me ft soiled visiting
card, he asked m la low vole If I could
lend him V-
"I glanced at his card. It was Inscribed
Colonel William Melcher Dana.
" 'You are, I presurn,' I said, 'a colonel
la th ftrmyT'
" 'Tea, sir,' said he.
" llagular or BalvaUonT I asked.
'Neither, sir, he answered. 'Army of the
unemployed.' "
Daily Health Hint
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It la better not to drink water until an
hour or two after eating. Water taken
Immediately after meals Is liable to wash
the food from the stomach Into the In
testine befor the action of th gastric,
juice la completed.
Mara la f af areas O'Ptett.
If you would liae above the mass
To lofty and commanding station.
Tour fuodest dream will vome to pas
If you will take up Aviation;
But have a oare the snore you rla
Above earth rude and noisy revel!
'T.s he alun who win th prise
YVho s elwaj on Ui level: Harper's.
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said that Mrs. Dangerfield had bought
some awfully pretty striped flannel and
lac edge, and it a girl wanted to she could
mak a little petticoat for an orphan. A
different asylum every year. Last season
the asylum they made petticoats for sued
them, as four children had got their limb
caught in seams that had ripped or some
thing and had broken their legs.
Johnnie suggested the other day that I
"I SHALL HAVE TO SEW FOR THE
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get up a sewing class, and be th only
member, and he'd drop In to keep me com
pany. I believe I'll do It. His gloves need
mending awfully, and he's an orphan, so
it makes it all right. As long aa I'm going
to work so hard for the orphans. I don't
care so much about Mrs. Dangerfield'. I
think I ow it to myself to work for one.
I Oh, well. I like Johnnie a little. Good
ness; I've known him all my life."
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"What Is the moat Incorrect aentenoe
any of your children ever get off?" asked
a school teacher recently at the (School
men's elub.
"One of mine got this off not long ago,"
responded a teacher: It ain't hlsn like,
but yourn.'
"My beit," another teacher, "ran some
thing like this: 'Rare roast beef If meat
what there ain't none what's any under
dunner.' "
The best one of the afternoon was
furnished by ft third teacher. "Here 1
one," he ald, "which ha th old classic:
'He seen his duty and done It noble,' beaten
forty ways: 'Lewtenent Grant hearn the
enemy In hi bed, but he snuck up on h!m
and killed htm without knowln' who, where
or what he was "
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Puffing Prunes
Charl H. Fullaway, assistant superin
tendent of the division of finance In the
Postofflce department, was on ft Chesa
peake Ohio railroad train on his way
to Washington from Chicago. When he
went to breakfast In th dining ear he was
delighted to see that one of the item on
th bill of far waa stewed prune.
He looked up to beckon to hi waiter
and tell him to bring an order of th
prune. But h did not hav to giv th
order, for th waller waa hurrying down
th elsl with th saucer of prune on th
tray.
"How did you know I wanted prunuT"
asked Fullaway In aurprlse.
"Aw, I knowed It." said th waiter.
"lOv'y man wlf o bealthy-lookln" bald eat
prune. liaalds. Is ft phenoluglst-"
Popular Uagaaln
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feftSy MONDAY,
C f'Y March
Name and Address.
Ague Ral, 6825 Florence Boulevard Sacred Heart 1898
Hugh Francis Dralnard, 2814 North Nineteenth St..Sacrod Heart 1800
Florence Barber, 3542 North Twenty-eighth Ave. . . .Lothrop 1895
Margaret Boggs, 30t5 South Sixteenth St .Castellar 1900
Marjorle Chrisman, 2509 South .Twentieth Ave Castellar . .190s '
Jabln Caldwell, 630 South Twentieth St High 1895
Merrllle Crofton, 2011 Harney St Central . .1898
Grace K. Conlon, S548 Reea St Mason .......... 1900
Morley Combs, 4606 Dodge St Saunders .1901
Gladys Dulnson, 2016 Sherman Ave Lothrop' 1 1901
Catherine Dlgllls, 1026 South Twenty-third St St. Phlloinena. . 1 .1895
Jessie Craser, 106 William St Train 1897
William Clarence Grimm, 3316 Taylor St Monmouth Park .. .1902
Millie Glllotte, 2020 Fierce St Mason ,.1896
Ruth Harris, 1715 North Twenty-sixth St Long . . .' ...1899
Edward Holonbek, 2585 South Thirty-first St Dupont . ..1902
Lawrence Hanfelt, 2825 Brown St Sacred Heart. 1900
George P. Iveg, 2610 South Twelfth St i Bancroft ........ 1902
Carrie Jensen, 1113 Dominion St Forret .......... 1903
Jessie La Chapelle, 2711 South Fourteenth St Bancroft ... ... ; 1901
Melvlna Lewis, 1523 North Eighteenth St Kellom 1899
Albert Luts, 2601 South Thirteenth St ..Castellar ...... ..1895
Anna Lyman, 2317 Vinton St Vinton .......... 1905
Harold Moorman, 1912 South Thirty-fourth St High 1897
Evelyn E. McDonald, 619 North Forty -
Margaret Mathews, 2828 California St
Gladys McDonald, 619 North Forty-fifth
Walter Mann, 303 North Twenty-seventh
George Mathews, 2422 Sprague St
Edward S. Marples, 11T8 South Thirty-third St High .1895
Anna Porter, 422 North Thirty-first St Webster ..1900
Gerald Qulnlan, 1912 Corby St Sacred Heart. .... 1901
Charlie Rolll, 5209 Center St Beals ....,...... 1 902
Joseple Rylen, 2409 Davenport St Central 1899
Helen Riley, 2806 South Thirty-fourth St Windsor ...1903
Sarah Rltzo, 1213 William St St. phllomena . . . . .1904
Rosie Rychnovski, 2934 Castellar St Dupont 1896
Mae Stalnaker, 2911 Bristol St Lothrop . . .1903
Oscar Sander, 6118 North Fortieth St Central Park ..... 1 899
George Saalfeld, 2731 Blondo St Long .1896
Helen Sanford, 4820 Florence Boulevard '....Saratoga 1896
Carrie Strom. 2767 South Tenth St Bancroft 1905
Elva Smith, 3302 Blondo St Franklin 1900
Marie L. Schaber, 1929 South Seventeenth H . . St. Joseph. ...... .1903
Marian Turner, 3116 Chicago St .Webster , . .1904
Joe Toraasec, 407 Center St Train 1896
Alfred Vetzu. 1617 Chicago St Cass ... ... ..1906
Ella Francis Wright, Fifty-first and Bristol Sts.
Dora Weiss, 1932 South Tenth St
Mollie Woef, 416 North Twenty-first St
Willie Wheeler, 1413 North Eighteenth St
Lloud E. Wagner, 4668 Marcy St
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Amours of Amethyst Jones'
When Amethyst Jones' eye narrow down
to almost nothing, and then open very
wide, quite filled with a droamy, opal
escent light which la like the light that
lies In a woman' eyes when she watches
her sleeping babe, we know that he will
toll us of ft love that made a deep impres
sion on his soul, He is living again some
wet experience which Time has mel
lowed, which years have made beautiful.
"I shall tell you," said Amethya "ot
one of the dearest and altogether tb most
surprising love episode of my young man
hood. I say surprising, because she waa
a Boston girl. Boston girls are popularly
supposed to be distant and frigid. Allow
me to say, that If one can get th Better
of distance, one may dispel frigidity. The
result Is as charming as the discovery of
rare jewels, shimmering half bid, let us
say. In ft fairy drift of Immaculate snow.
"I first met sweet Mary Dean In ft
library In Boston. I saw, first of all her
lender and dainty and Irreproachable feet,
aa she stood on a little step ladder placed
beside shelves ot books. Mary was like an
angel, as she reached tor a book. It was
too high for her to grasp easily, and she
had but seised the coveted volume when
It tell from her hand and, but for me,
would have atruck the floor with ft dull,
sickening thud. I chanced to be so olose
to Mary that I dexterously caught the
volume at the precise Instant, and restored
It to the lady as sh stepped lightly down,
her wonderful cheek suffused with grati
tude and blushes. And I knew why. My
yes bad caught the UU of th book:
" 'Love In Library,'
by
Bepilmlus Oaroon.
"I say th lady blushed. The blush of
a demur Boston girl i fairer, mor dell
cate than crimson, more radiant than lilies
in the sunlight. The most glorious colors
of the universe soft scarlet and matchless
white.
"As I handed back th book I slipped my
card between Its pages. In those youth
ful, halcyon days I .was apt, Inventlv.
quick to conceive, rapid In execution. She
placed the book securely undvr her arm,
her lovely eye looked Into inln. Their
violet glory caused me to believe that until
that moment I had lived In vain. 'Thank
you,' she said.
"Her voice was soft as the murmur of a
woodland brook. In those two simple
words there was rousla sweeter than I
had ever heard. 'You ar welcome,' I
answered Intensely.
- "W hesitated, each of us. Th New
England temperament la judicial, deliber
ative, and always as calm as possible un
der the circumstances. The eye of New
England see. 8h had seen my card.
" 'Mr. Jones," said sh, 'Mis Mary Dean
would be pleased to have you call upon
her at 171 Summit avenue at 4 tomorrow
afternoon, If you ar at ail bookish, I may
add that Miss Dean and myself ar Iden
tical.' 'I bowed. Never had I bowed mor per
fectly. Tbe native grata and dignity ot
Miss Dean waa an inspiration. Tha next
afternoon I called upon her. Ther was
no eaat wind In the abode ef Mary Dean.
8he had been graduated from Wellesley
the year befor. and knew bow to keep
out east wind.
"We talked, not so much of books that
aftarnoon aa of th pretty chance that
had made us acquainted. I well recall
that when It grew dark w began altting
on th sofa. Wbn It becente quite dark
tier head was upon my shoulder. Neither
of ua bad ever loved before like that. It
was sweet, entrancing, wonderful! Speak
not to Amethyst J ones of bostoa inajds
that are too wUe, to soldi
"Mary Dean becam th lov of any lit.
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Yenr.
fifth St Saunders 1899
Webster 1800
St Saunders ....... .1901
Ave. .... v. Farnam .. 1901
Saratoga ......... 1900
.Clifton Hill..,. ...1903
.Lincoln .1905
.Central ......... 1897
. Farnam . . . V, . , . . 1904
.Beals 1903
For the sake ef Mary Pea n I would have
been willing to live forever' in Boirlon.' H
was but a cruel chance that took me for a
little time away from Boston, and Mary."
Amethyst Jone' eyes ' grew dim. H
sighed deeply. At last he overreached
himself. He Introduced Mr. Garcon to
Mary Dean. Of the result he' said:
"Now, you know, the chlofest thing In
the New England character Is a keen, un
dying, undeniable sense of Justice. When
iMary Dean met Septlmlua Uajcon,' tb
author ot 'Love In a Library,' she was
o overwhelmed with thi thought that he
was Indebted to him for having been the
primal cause ot the great love that that
she. decided at last that It was her duty
to marry Septlmius Garcon. Which i
may add, was accomplished without re
sistance on the part of Mr, Garcon.'
"But Amethyst Jones possesses, to this
day, a farewell letter from Mary Dean
which Is so sweet, so noble,, so just, that
his eyes sometimes grow wot when .be
read. The memory of Mary Dean is like
a faded rose clasped between the leaves
of a precious book. We all hav such, ft
book."
Th Retort WatnraJ.
Judge E. H. Gary, at the steel men's
recent dinner In Chicago, said:
"There has sprung up among us ft class
of demagogues who seem to think that,
a rich man Is necessarily a bad man
that a millionaire is aa non-moral as th
Altoona schoolboy. ,
" Tommy, his teacher said to this boy,
do you know the difference between rigb
and wrongr
" 'Naw,' Tommy replied. 1
" 'Well,' said his teacher, 'suppose you
took your little brother" e cake from him,
what would you be' doing T ' '
" 'Eatln' It,' said he."
Preponderance of Kvtdenee.
'Sorry." said the constable, "but I'll have
to arrest ye you been drivln' alnn ai ih
rata of fifty tulles an hour."
"You ar wrong, my friead," said th
driver. "I say I wasn't and here's ft $10 bill
that say s I wain t-
'A It right," returned the constable pock
eting the money. "With eleven to one
against me I ain't goin' to aubjeet the
county to th' expense of ft trial." Harp
er's. Pressure Applied.
"It Is said that you gav money to th
legislature."
"Another untruth!" replied the man who
was being Investigated., "Th legislature
took It away from me." Washington Star.
EXPLAINED,
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