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LITTLE MON HIE W MS
ErjnL Dees Junior DirtiidDc3dr-
Her Husband's Voice
A Heart to Heart Talk oa Poached
EgT &d Poetic Natures.
BT AMERB MAW.
This is ihe
Perhaps, th main reason why man wan
emlrt Won woman wi that Adam wa
tan enabled to hav tht first breakfast
r Mmir.
The Post Graduate Husband considered
that hi amiable participation In the first
msal of the day i tha most triumphant
detnonetratioa of hi affection for tha
Amateur Wifa. Ha loathed breakfast! He
lid not sea haw amiibic and supposedly
rlrlllsed human being could takt part In
tha orgies of bacoft. eggs and buckwheat
rake mita which day la officially 'tax ted
la the averag home.
Personally ha did not Indulge In turn
ririartuin repasts. One poached egg on
toast ti tha limit of hi breskrat order,
and that, ha persuaded hlmaelf. I e at a
jjl not to embarrara HI Wife. Being so
self restricted, b toM hlmaelf that ba bad
every rlsht to be fastidious as to the qual
ity and pedigree of hi eggs.
Nothing, It aeemed to him. could ba morse
than an overdone poached egg esxept an
utiderdon one
In tbeaa days of speclsllsatio-n nearly
vary human being baa one thing which he
or ah doea far better than any other.
Mary, the lieidful Handmaiden, had her
specislty, but It wa not poached egg. For
tha reader who cares for detail tt waa cab
bage. Like any other daughter of genius, Mary
waa fond of praise, and having found out
her culinary limitation ha did not car
to exhibit them.
The pallid poached egg which constituted
tha Post Gradual Husband's breakfast
u the Invariable cross of an otherwise
placid day.
To hara to poach that egg at all was a
great trial to Mary's patience. To be told
how to cook it was Intolerable
But wa anticipate
The Amateur Wife waa at her best In
tha morning. Her eye aparklad and no
roaming glory wa fresher than ahe- Phe
could eat anything and everything and did.
PomaUtae Her Husband cased at the
breakfast aha consumed with awe, but
oflener with aversion.
One morning, a he helped herself to
a second lamb chop from a platter before
her. ha spoke:
"Don't you feel well. bsbyT" ha asked,
sstlrically. "I sea that Mary haa cooked
but two lamb chopa. Don't you think you'd
better order a couple more?"
1 auppos you're cross because Mary
hasn't brought your poached egg up. I'll
cook It for you." she added, rising
"Tou'll do nothing of the kind?" e
etslmed Her Husband, peremptorily. "I'm
not ready for It. I'll never be ready for
that aeremlc. tubereuloue. frightful thing
that you fondly believe Is a poached egg!"
"If a wonder to me." said the Amateur
Wife, radiantly, "that you don't try to
teach Mary and rr how to poach aa eg.
Mary la the most milling soul In the world
and she a very quick to take a suggestion,
too."
The Post Graduate Husband glanced re
luctantly at the cup of golden coffee. His
V. if set before him with her suggestion.
"I believe you're right. If you want any
thing done properly that's tha only way!
I'll go down and give Mary another lesson
In cooking and yet," ha added peaslmla-
7
Undoing of Mr. Uplift
BT LA.FATETTB PARXiL
'Here' a aa enterprising womaa wtie se
cured a court order competing; her husband
let her work la a business house." In
Vnm Father, anxious to point out to
yoitug Mr. L'pUft tba progress being maa
by woman.
"What waa tba matter with her bua
budr' Queried Son. not without soma
abow of amasement-
"Ha -.wanted bar to remain at noma and
tak sai of tha house." replies Father.
-If I i waa hooked up to a dam like
that." dociar Son, "believe ma that flat
osoM tain ear of Itself, ao lone aa wlf
hoi. Aw bar Job and waa willing to land
go a taw track oa par day."
tm. particular wife waa tired of tha
nre warned alavery of tba bom,' resume
rather.
-That what all tha aklru aay." beUavaa
Boa, "Attar a, few month at JnnUtuj tha
gaa atovea Boost dame would Ilka to paaa
tba buck, if they only knew how. A Job
la asm offloa. hour nine to five, with
eight or ten real sdmoleona par week, look
good to m lfSe after aha' been up against
lb housekeeping gam for a apeiL
'While I commend tha apirit of inde
pacutaooa that Impeia a womaa to enter
urinrar. father saj s, "I boll? that a
mlfe'a plao Is ia the home."
"Why star at home when ah can mak
mora long green aomewbar )?" perti
nently Interrogate Bon. "If little Bright
Kyee can pry loo eaough coin to hire a
cook and then har aoma chang left,
hubby ought t 1st her go aa far aa ah
Ukoa."
This particular woapan af whom I am
peaking." continue Father, "aaid she
.deferred ta work far a living to tayiag
home t darn aocka and cook."
"Why wear the old aocka darned wbea
you can buy aew one?" Bon want to
know.
"Money ta aot everything," protest
Father.
caa spend a ah pleases." muse Father,
won't buy, I'm ready to set up tha drink,"
cheerfully volunteer Bvu. alia th air et
oa mho know a ha a aur thing.
I aiiioa ovary aaarrtod woman like
to feel that he ha little money aha
coarse saea caa get together oa a woman's
"That hunch la aot original with the
skirts," Bua aaaert. "Every married man
feel Jut like that at least one each and
very week."
"I aa. to d that this question of pin
money cause sjort trouble betmeen mar
ried couple than almost aay other prob
lem, Father deplore.
if thai th oa." vm aoa. "if I
er gat foolish er.ougb to lead a beautiful
brio ap I th altar. I'll buy her a paper
of vina every wek of ray Ufa. They r only
a Mckl a throw and I'd aevtr 1st the prioe
ot a aeuttl of Dutch oud break up my
nappy HarUaa Cat "
"If buaband war snor Uborai with
tktr alMmnaoaa t their wives." go eo
father, lgnortag Boa a levity. "I teat con
fident ther would b fewer marttai ahlp-
"Aad if tha Boa wouig rala th hired
aaiary ovary few weeAa," ojob di
late ea th Idea, "a h eov.14 llp a few
r.BJP oft th bottom of th stark wfefceui
th wlf awticlag It. life, evea aa Brewkv
Ijra, wonld aot ba a sad,"
-'it a my belief. aaaerta Father, -that
every mnanei down la be boart love
h ins at hotur Uaao tasTeaa. If the
rud-mr7 of tousnnt aowid hi
17 o..,.
iOACHO ECrCS.
tically and reminiscently, "I don't believ
it'll do any good! Women will never be
good cook because they re deaf to the
poetry of food. Their nature are so sor
didly practical that they fall to appreciate
tha flee shades, the delicate modulations.
the subtle rhythm of real cooking"
"Tou sound like an advertisement of a
fireless cooker!" esclsimed His Wife
lsughingly.
And with a glance of stern contempt Her
Husband disappeared down the kitchen
stairs.
The Amateur Wife went on eating her
breakfast.
Wafted through the dumbwaiter ahaft
she distinguished from time to time the
vote of Her Husband raised In Instruc
tion and admonition and that of Mary,
tha Helpful Handmaiden, making meek and
polite repllea.
Suddenly the dining room door was
opened and the Post Grsduate Husband,
hoc dishevelled and earning a platter as
If b were bearing the ark of tha covenant,
sulked to tba table.
The poached eggs that he carried tri
umphantly were a sorry lot. run together
like tha colors In a child paint box and
of such a patent unpalatablenesa that a
famine sufferer mould have had to close
his ayes to eat them.
"They ran a little, explained Her Hus
band, "but they are cooked to a turn! They
mere perfect In every way till I Jolted them
opening tha door. Of course, they're Just
as good to eat this may."
"Certainly." agreed tha Amateur Wife,
sympathetically. "I've kept the coffee hot
for you. Go ahead now and eat your
breakfast."
Tha Post Graduate Husband signed.
"It's strange bow cooking; takea tha ap
petite away," be said. "Now those are as
fine sags as I ever aaw, yet I don't feel
a bit Ilka eating."
"Maybe Woof-Woof, our darling; doggi.
mould like them." His Wit suggested.
(Copyright. 1W1. by the N. T. Herald Co.)
WiTei that Want Work," Argued fj
by Father y. Son.
J
TrK!E iSxiLD W rrVTO FUOiTM.
hyCKKJ IP HVSBAHPS UCftE HCfi
nated I think this problem would be
solved, and wive would never desert their
home for positions ta office."
"Also mak a not of this. Pop." Son ad
vise. "If th drudgery of th office could
b rut out, there a bunch of ua White
Slave who would saver dash out the back
way for th nearest lif aavlng atatlon a
Boon as tb Bo beata It for hi happy
home. I dop It out that tha skirts and ua
eoaree men caa get together on a woman'
uffrag platform mlth thi grand old
motto:
Nothing to do but loaf.
Nothing to spend but money.
Nothing to drink but fiss.
Nothing to eat but honey.
(Copyright. Uil. by tha N. T. Herald Co )
The f'hoeolat Prim re.
He turned up hla boo at tba pudding and
Pie.
Anu i i.iij.f4 LU feat at the br.aJ:
He screamed like mad at good porrld ;
and miik
H have chocolate creams Instead!
Then his royal parent, th king and the
o.ueen.
Aad tt courtier, email and great.
Called Parliament up to ait oa his caae,
Which threatened the peace ot tha state.
They foend that they darea't aay "No" to
a prince.
So ihey passed this amasing decree
"The heir to the croma aha4 hav choco
late cream
or UeaataM and dinner and tea!"
Ha took breakfast right oa until dinner
tiriie came.
Aad dined etraight on till ba tea'd:
And he popped hum packets hi pillow
beneath
Aad a midnight refreshment feed..
But woe aad worse, for that greedy youag
irlcce.
For Parliament, king and queen.
For he turned ere long ta a
chocolate
rnct,
ttie softest that aver wa Been.
He daren't go out tf It rained th leait.
For he knew he d be unH amav.
And he eat la the ahane mhea the sua
came out
And his fellows ran out to play.
For aafety at last he waa hidden away
la the strong out baaiOa ta orema.
But a fire broke eul and th boa grew
hot. .
Aad th artaea ho was atoned gown!
Wtmintor Umf
r4 wntiit,
Perrnon delivered at the Pmedish Mission
church. OmaVa.
Lan. -77. Tekel. thou art welched
tha balance and art found wanting.
The text I taken from th well kno
feat of Belshazzar, the last of the Baby
lonian kings. Like his father, thia king
maa a very wicked man and despite the
waralnge of God, he continued in hla evil
way.
On thia occasion he makes use in a most
eacrillgloue may cf the holy vessels m-hich
hla father. Nebuchadnerer. had stolen from
th tempi at Jerusalem. Think of the ter
rlbl sin of using these holy. nnctifiel
vessels at the carousals of a heathen mon
arch's feaat, a feast full of sensuality and
Godleaanesa.
But God I not mocked. Over yonder the
warning finger of God proclaims th sol
emn truth of the text- The king mas In
th balances of God, meighed and found
wanung. It Is time that God considers
kings and welg-ha them, but it Is equsily
true tbe Judge of the quick and the dead,
weigh you and me. mhoever and whatever
wa are. Wa cannot escape God searching
and probing questions, and me must all one
day appear at His judgment bar. Tou may
think you can escape God and hence live
In sin and mordllness; but th God of
heaven and earth mill cause you one day
to render a full account of yourself.
God weigh our righteousness to ascertain
if it b of th genuine kind, or in other
morels, tha kind that is approved and sanc
tioned by the Holy Scriptures. The Lord
says that unless our righteousnaaa exceed
that of th scribes and Pharisee m will
never gain entrance Into tha kingdom of
God. It i, therefore, of the greatest Im
portance that we search our rive along
thi line. A had person is able tempor
arily to do a good act or say a kind word,
but that good act and that kind word do
not of necessity flow from the fountain ot
truth m-ithln. To illustrate. Tha little, mean,
contemptible hypocrite ia able to aay sugar
coated and honeyed word and. from bad
motive, do an occasional good act, but the
inner life, the heart Itself, la like one of
those tomb in th orient, good looking
mithout, but within Just full of dead bone
and all fllthlness. God help us that our
righteousness may not be of that type and
character.
Heno th Bible aays that Christ Is our
righteousness. Lot us all with humbled
heart before God ask for thia gift.
Without a clean heart one cannot please
God. "Blaased are tha pure In heart for
they ahall see God." On cannot be of
any real blessing In the world without
first of all getting a new heart.
Bolomon prayed for a wis and under
standing heart. Lt us pray for a new
heart, th heart that love God and love
humanity. God not only reform folks, aa
certain tnatitutiona try to do, but very
often fail, but He grant aa entirely new
heart, new desires, new affections, ye,
and on' Ilf. That 1 the only way to
live. How refreshing It la to look around
and ao what God, In Hi great mercy,
la abla to do with a poor spoiled heart,
which ha previously been full of sin, vile
lust aad tb XvU himself. Her 1 a maa
who used to be a fright in tha community
and a curse In hla home. The Holy Ghost
touches hla poor, degraded life and today
he la an entirely changed person by the
wondroua grace of God. How account for
It? Wa only aay with a triumphant tone,
tb Lord haa graciously given th maa a
new heart.
God aiso weigh our seeking. What a
bl eased thought that God seek u ainners.
desiring to reclaim ua. Ha Bought poor
fallen Adam back yonder In the garden of
Eden. Hla dear pleading voice la still
beard la tba world as pathetic and tender
now aa ever. "Adam, where art thou?"
1 th question. Tou can bear th Father's
heart throb la that abort question. True
when w think of God aeeklng th sinner
It make ua happy and fill us with deep
gratitude and appreciation, but another
thing Is, har we nought God? Moody
aay ao affectively that Adam should hav
gone up and down Eden, crying with a
breaking heart. "God, where art thour"
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Bwdiah Evangelist, Chicago.
But he did not. Instead he tried to hid
hlmaelf and his shame.
So It is today. Are you seeking God?
Ansmer, please, before the great Majesty
on high. Tou claim you do the best you
know how; but, hare you taken one Intel
ligent step toward Jesus and Bought him
in the Bible and In bumble supplication
as a penitent at th Mercy Seat which God
Himself ha established? If you feel dis
satisfied mlth your lif and tired ot shame
Dont Dillydally.
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Tou will find. Stevey." said Unci Hiram
to hi hopeful young nephew, "a great
satisfaction and a great help In being able
to make up your mind.
"Don't b a dillydallyer. alwaya unde
cided, never kaomlng m hat you want to do.
Tou don't want to Jump at things without
thought; you mant to be sure you're right,
but you don't want to be too long about It;
you mant to be able to make up your mind.
Better to blunder now and then than to
lack declrlon.
"This Is a print to which some people
ran never bring themselves. They weigh
things over, Stevey, when unduly pro
longed not only confuses us; It saps snd
dissipate our very energy, literally leaves
us weak and nerveless; we not only don't
know mhat to do but if we did know we'd
be powerless to do It; we'd have to wait
to recuperate till our strength came back
and our head came clear again.
"Th ability to decide mhlch aoma men
Possess Is more or less a gift. Most of ua
are often !n doubt, we don't know what to
do; but you will find some men. a few clear
headed and resolute men to whom we In
stinctively turn, mho sre never In doubt,
whose discernment 1 always true, who al
waya know what to do and mho are al
waya ripht. I hope. Stevey, that you wlU
prove to b thus endowed.
"But whether of not this shall prove so.
whether or not you ahall discover yoursalf
blessed with th great gift cf sound com
mon sense and a clear vision, don't dilly
dally over things. Make up your mind! In
this power and Its eierdse you will find a
great Inward satisfaction and a great help,
and so atrengthened yourself you will be
all th mor helpful to other people." New
Tork Bun.
Haaau Katir Good Euw,
"Champ Clark, even when a -y ear-old
college president, had a sens of humor,"
said an instructor at Marshall college.
"During his presidency here an under
graduate waa one struggling through a
definition of human nature when Clark en
tered the classroom.
"Th world youngest college president
listened for a moment to the undergradu
ate's lama and halting phrase, then be
aaid:
" listen, my lad. Human nature Is best
defined as the excuse that a man offers for
acting like a bog.' "
koi tnur DLkUAmrrri r.'iM kiMU
and motld!lnes. seek Christ Just Bom-, dear
reader and He mill fl,wd your life with
liRht and cause you to rejoice in living
God.
After God gie us a clean heart and a
nem- spirit mithin. thtn folloms (,f neces
sity a Godly malk or mhat is known as
the Christian life. O, for a real and gen
uine relal along this Important line!
Horn many church member and even o
calltd Christian morker are covering th
fair name of God mlth hame. because
of the consistency of their life and daily
malk! What w mant and especially
n-ed 1 to carry our psalm singing and
prayers and church going Into practical
life that the folk around may see our
good m.nrks and thus glorify our Father
In heaven.
Would to God that the revival which
has so graciously stirred tha people of tbe
Pmedlsh mission church may be felt In
every church mission and Salvation Army
barrack In this favored city of Omaha.
Omaha, mjth its beautiful buildings and
churches and schools, needs more of Jesus.
May the Christian peoples pray for a city
mide. state-wide, a nation-m-ide ye, a
world-wide revival of the old fashioned
type, mhlch causes our homes to rejoioe
iju uur viiunnri iu ii m a narrow 111& 1
In conclusion 1 desire to say only on
mord. When me consider the fact that
God meigha ua In these varioua respects let
us go to Jesus and by His blood get
salvation, and then in life, in death, and
in the Judgment ye, in all eternity w
are safe because God is pleased with ua.
A Woman's Letter
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Women. It ia generally admitted, write
better letters than men. says a French
man. M. Marcel Prevost haa discovered the
reason for th auperiority. He says:
"The obvious meaning is never th on
w should read Into a woman's letter.
Ther la aim ays a veiled meaning. Woman
make us of a letter Just as she employ
a glance or a smile. In a way that Is care
fully thought out, and mlth an ey to
effect. And, after all, does a woman's
hat serve to cover her head? Does a
woman's parasol keep off the eun? Why,
then, should a m Oman's letter serve to
convey her real thought to the person
addressed. Just like the letters of earns
honest grocer, mho writes: 'I send you
five pounds of coffee,' 'because he really
doea aend you five pounds of coffee?"
Don't Overwork.
Dr. C. Hutchinson Eely, the brain expert
of Duluth, Minn., was discussing th new
tuberculin cuie for progressive paraiyaia, a
malady common to brain worker.
"Tuberculin has cured a third of tb
casas It baa been tried on," he said.
"Heno it may be called a pretty good
cur. But a better cur for th disease
due to overwork la rest-"
Dr. Hutchinson Eely thumped th table
vigorously.
"When a professional man tells me he I
to busy to take a rest," h cried, "I tell
him be I like a workman m ho 1 too busy
to sharpen his toola."
Reach oa Deeters,
"Th late Count Tolstoi loathed physi
cians," aaid a Russian diplomat at a dlnnct
In Waahington.
"Tou remember how Tolstoi ridiculed
phyriclans in 'War and Peaca"? Well, I
heard him rlduele three of them to their
faces over a vegetarian dinner at Tasnaya
Polyana.
" 'Physicians,' he said bitterly, looking
up from a plate of lentils "may be divided
into two classes tha radicals, mho kill
you, and th conservatives, who let you
die.' "
Alwaya Behind.
"Is your son still pursuing his studies,
Mrs. Bromn?"
"Tes, but it seems to be a stern chaae."
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Patrick Avenue. ,
Xanie and Address.
Walter Ahlquist, 2752 Meredith Ave
Myrtle M. Anderson, 3111 Franklin St
Delia E. Boukal, 1227 South Fourteenth St...
I Helen Bollmler. 3213 South Twenty-fourth
, Leonard K. Bourke. 2525 California Ft....
I Emil Be-chtold, 1 1 1 S North Twenty-fourth St
Jeane Gladys Bolt. 3S20 Hamilton St
Luella Burd, 1556 North Seventeenth St
Aaron Brookgteln, 1836 North Twenty-flm St.
Johanna Broderson, 2 444 South Twentieth St.
Fobert Cuff, 1121 North Eighteenth St Kellom 1S96
Frances C. Curry, 112 North Forty-third Ave Saunders 1898
Sallie H. Crary. 1622 Spencer St Lothrop 1900
Edwin Dahlqulst, 2010 Bancroft St Castellar 189S
Loretta M. Freeman, 1513 Brown St Sherman 1901
Toby Goldstine, 2217 South Eleventh St Lincoln 1902
Kenneth Henderson, 2628 Dodge St Farnaru 1900
Alfred Hansen, 2106 North Twenty-ninth Ave...
Matilda Holub, 23T0 South Twenty-eighth St
Edward Hason, 107 South Second St
Raymond Hoffmann, 2718 South Twenty-sixth St.
Mary Johnston, 1421 North Twenty-second St. . . .
Mamie Kastl, 2212 South Fourteenth St
Philip Knuter, 611 South Nineteenth St
Leon Kaufmann, 2809 Capitol Ate
Raymond Kroger, 1122 North Forty-sixth St
Irene Klosener, 3013 Ames At
Rosy Klossner, 3013 Ames Ave
Madaline J. Lafayette, Thirty-fourth
LUlie Mickelsen, 2015 Douglas St Central
Esma Mens, 420 North Sixteenth St Cass
Ella Meeker, 4S10 North Nineteenth St Saratoga
Harold McClenahan, Thirtieth and Decatur Sts....Long ,
Charles Morearty, 202 4 Wirt St Lothrop ....
Ada Newton, 1221 South Fifteenth St Comenlus ...
Harold Nelson, 966 North Twenty-seventh St Webster ....
Morris B. Ogle, 2816 Charles St Long
Louis Penchansky, 1551 North Twentieth St Kellom
John O. Pegg, 4308 Patrick Ave Clifton Hill .
Carlisle. Park, 1716 Fowler Ave Saratoga
Mary Riley, 4104 North Twenty-seventh St Sacred Heart
Harold Riley, 2806 South Thirty-third St Windsor ....
Isidore Rosenblatt, 2221 Charles St Kellom
Sarah Rosenblatt. 2221 Charles St Kellom
Louis Riedmann, 1323 South Third St
Meyers Radman, 2516 Blondo St
Esther Spraktes, 1231 South Eleventh
Almet Solomon, 302 0 Dodge St
J Lynn Spooner, 1914 Paul St
Henry M. Silver, S432 Taylor St
Burton Trexler, 4421 Parker St
Genevieve Torublon, 940 North Twenty
Frank Tracy, 2452 Spalding St
George Tobey, 3101 South Twenty-first
Viola Wilson, 2609 Sherman Ave
Willie Yoselson, 1513 North Nineteenth
Barbara Zmrhal, 2313 South Twentieth
Some Silhouettes of
BT BOBBIE BABBLE.
Freighted with violet In bloom.
He tread hi nightly way
Through many a publio dining room
And glittering cafe.
Tba crowded city atreeta grow fair
And aummer fancy flow;
Th sordid town grows fragrant m her
Th Orwek flower seller goes.
Cpon hi sharply chiselled fac
Liiscerning eye may see
Elusive hints of ancient Thrace
And classic Theasaly.
The heroes of Thermopylae,
Th men who conquered Troy.
Liv In thia year of grace, A. V.,
In thia aad. wistful boy.
Do thought of Greec, so far away.
Where th Aegean gleams
Prey an hi mind by night and day
And haunt him In hla dream?
Doe he not long for temple pale,
Wbetr nymph or vestal sighs?
Aad long to bear th nightingale
Beneath Corinthian skies?
la be so pal from brooding long
Oa bygoc Grecian hours
Which aped on wings of classic sung
Whor Mount Olympus tower?
And thos bromn eye, whoa liquid
gleam
Sera made of unshed tear.
Do they look back on classic dance
That cheered his early year?
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Talking
And now tt Is th talking clock a time-
pleoo that actually call out the hours, baif
hours and Quarter, day and night uciee
shut off. and will tell oa tb time to the
r-i)cut any hour of th tight If you press
a .tt.U button at your bodsld.
Th work of this remarkable clock ac
tual a stout belt which runs over a roll
ounneted with a Bounding boa. Lpon this
belt, at ralber film, tha hour, which have
bean rworded by a phonograph, ar Im
pressed by galvanisation on a upper plat.
Tbe mechanism which mora th hands 1
ounuKXed with th speaking device, and
this a 1th a fuanel retnforoea tb aound
aid project U outward through a finely
grvtod opening attached to th narrow
n of th dock.
At bight a touch oa a lever reduce th
rlotik to aila&ca. But If on wake and
wUbea to know th boor without Btrlking
a light, aa easily found button 1 praaaod
aad th dock Immodlaaaly Btatas th time.
Ther la aaothac sow kind oc alaros dock
Day We
Celebrate
March 4, 1911.
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. Fraaklin
.Comenlu
.Vinton . .
.Webster .
.Wel'6ter .
.Hiph ...
.Kellora .
.Kellom . .
.Castellar
Year.
..1892
.1904
..1SS
.1899
1898
..lS9g
. U95
.103
,.1S9
.1904
St.
.Howard Kennedy .. 1 897
. Dupont ,
.Train
.St. Joseph
.Walnut HM
Comenius
.Leavenworth ...
. Farnam
. Farnam
.Monmouth Park
.Monmouth Park
..1897
..1897
.188
..1904
.1905
.1897
..187
.1901
..1905
..1904
..1905
..1897
.1894
.1902
.1898
..1897
..1901
.1903
..1698
..1900
..1903
.1901
..1896
..1896
..1903
..1903
t. AY Kansas Ave.Central Park
SL Joseph 1900
Long 1897
St Pacific 1901
High 1892
Kellom 1901
Monmouth Park ...1905
High 1894
- seventh St.. High 1894
,
St.,
St. ,
St. ,
, . .Lothrop 1905
...Vinton ...
- Lake . . .
1. $ 9 8
....1902
.. ..1905
, . .Kellom .
. . .Castellar
the Sidewalk J
Greek
flower Seller.
But wait! A would-be buyer call
This flomer boy of th south.
Listen and bear what wisdom fall
From that atralgbt Grecian mouth:
"Taaa! Feefty centa bunch dat ee
My rrlca for today!
Ah! wot you theenk? I rota deaa
Jus. for to giv awayf
(Copyright. UIL by tha N. T. Herald Co-1
Clocks
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oa the market. It talk, but more for tb
purpose of making you get out of bod la
tbe morning than to almply giv you th
time. Suppose, for tnstanco, ytu want ta
be called at o'clock. Tou aet tha dock
mlth Its phonograph attachment for
o'clock. Then you go to bad.
At f o'clock In tb morning tb 'dock
start th phonoghaph. and you ar
aaakened by a voio yelling, "Oat up; ge
up. Tim to gat up. Breakfast Is waiting
Ton have hardly Urn ta catch your train.
Get up. Hurry now."
X namtaadta
sat that Lasts.
"Tou know." aaid a smart young
to a girl, "come one ha said that If roX
mould make a lasting pair of bouts, taka,
for the Bole tba tongue of a womanf
"Tea." replied th girl; "and lor th tap
per you ought to tak th cheek of tba
maa who aaid lu-aa Fraaclaco Chroa
Ida.
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