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KO real fn would T-r act Ilk that:"
announced th Post Urtd :t Husband t
cttedlr. And why ot?" the AmtH'ir Wile re
torted. 1o long as th husband In the
piay wa ealiivsnilng aro'ind with another
man a wlfa J on thought it wa charming
aad subtle and true to life you ld o:
But th moment th deserted wtf and
abandoned husband pretended to console
tbmlYe with eat other In order to
bring lha elopers back to their mdm you
began to bivMter that tba whoie ixay waa
preposterous' Why. Id MM to know?'
' It waa 1 o'clock in tha morning and Her
Husband and Hia Wlft had Just returned
t Mountaanvlit from an evening at a
Haw Tork theater.
"Why," added Hia Wife with extraor
dinary vehemenc. "should a husband's
real flirtation eem probable and a wife a
simulated love affair be preposterous?"
"Because sf my faith and confidence In
your sea. my dear." replied the Post Grad
kate Husband gallantly.
"Oh. no!" aha protested. "Tnat sound
well, but no self respecting woman wants
her huabajid to feel that way about ht-r-ot
any other woman. I would really like
ta know why you grinned and giggled
every time the husband In tha play toid
how Impossible It waa to avoid flirtations
and wbr you swelled up and began to
mutter to yourself as soon bj the wife
started to get back at hlra,"
"But tba two thlnga are not by any
means tha same." Her Husband answered.
"Why T"' pursued tha stubborn female.
And then suddenly aha placed both elbows
an the table and dropped her chin In the
rounded hollow of two pink hands.
"Tours a man." aha said, "and I'm a
woman. Tour a husband I'm a wife
But let's forget these things and re
member only that wa are two Intelligent
human beings. Now, won't yon try to tell
ma why every time tonight when the hus
band ta tba play did or said anything
treac heron and mean you toughed? Tat
whan tba wife pretended to do likewise In
order to win hint back you became Indig
nant and aaid no respectable woman could
act Ilka that. Why!" ahe repeated. "Why?"
"Because no respectable woman would!"
replied Her Husband with dogged Inconse
quence. "Men and women are two totally
different propositions: If I hadn't thought
yeu were fifty thousand times better than
I am I newer-would hare married you!
An4 that s tha way every man feels about
his wife!"
"In other words." replied Hia Wife
eoidly. "unless matrimony paj him 62
per aent on his Investment of character
and morality ha thlnka be has been done?
New, forget you're a man and let me ask
yeit a taw questions- Tha average wife la
younger than her husband. Isn't she?"
"Oh. yea!" agreed tha Poet Graduate
Husband.
"And aha batter looking. Isn't he?
Aad -leas espertenced. and sophisticated?
Then why should yon think she a going to
sit by deserted fireplace and snuff while
he frivols around? What right haa ha to
do It? Why shouldn't there be an equal
standard - of morality for men and
weaieaT"
There waa a long silence, during which
I Undoing of Mr. Uplift
J BT LAKATETTE PAR&.X
Wednesday night I went with your
mother to a rehearsal tor a fashionable
wedding, which waa tha flrat time I ever
knew there waa such a custom." observes
Mr. I'pltft. whose knowledge of social
etklee in bounded on the north by the
Brona and. on the south by tha lower fringe
f Harlem.
"When I ana dragged up to the altar."
firmly gwclaraa young Mr. Uplift. ' believe
a, one will ha sufficiency."
"I must admit." resumes Father, 'that a
pleasant tint waa had by all at thla re
hearsal party. The bridegroom, however.
Impressed ma an being rather quiet."
"It's bad enough to be the victim, with
out rubbling It in." la Bon's declaration.
"My nation of no kind of a merry evening
for a Benr-brideaToota la to aay over the
fatal words aad to reahse then, perhaps
trm taw first time, that tha awful blew la
about ta fall."
"At least such a custom.- moralises
rather, "glvea tr.a bride end the bride
groom ample opportunity to realise tha
gravity of the step they are about to
take."
"What a the use of thinking eut a wieo
line of dope when it's too late to b k
eut ?". dwnaads Son, Impatiently. "Nobody
but common mutt would be a piker at
that stage of the game When a chap'a
got the license and the ling bought and la
learning how to pick up bla feet so he
won't tall aver tha bride's train. It's cer
tainly too late to Join the Bachelors' club "
"I aurpoeo every bride Is aaxioua to have
prbe oereroony proceed smoothly." mentions
Father.
"Leora It to tha dan.ee to frame up a
lead ptpo cinch, with no possible chance to
let tne chief mourner escape," says twn
With deep feeilug.
"After aJL" coromenda Father, "I rather
approve of tha plan, as there are numerous
tittle things ana la apt to overlook. Now,
for example, ar my wedding, I fortrot the
ring."
"W"nt a chance!" ejaculates Hon. "Sloet
af the guys I knw woifld Lake that as t!e
eoe to beat It. Next to losing the wedhng
Ha, another pnrular way to sidestep th
a la to forget the papeia No respectable
domlnlo will marry a couple withuut a
llotaae, and many a wise boy bas been
anted by that cute little Idea."
lt must ba very embarrassing to a
bride ta have an Incident Ilka that happen
at her wedding." sympathises Kaihtr.
"Thnt'e how the foy dame hawx-m-d to
dope out this rehearsal scheme." relates
Ron. he makee His Nibs cuine across
with the ring aad the papers in the preo
eaea ef a few select witnesses, and tbm
she kaowa she's gat him banking on the
hook by born gills. None ef this 'tvs-ried
at the AHr" business far the up-to-date
girt. If any body tells yon. Pop that our
little blight eyed beauties of today are
net there fur tho kmg head for business,
tril 'em for ma le 'iw again "
"Well, order la heaven s f ret law. uu
know." quo Fether, saeetly rolling out
s favorite homily.
My Idea ef hnaven is not where a sk'.rt
ana order one ef as coarse creatures to trot
up and down an a4ie hke a trained circus
pamy." protests Kin. "until shea ur he
Will lump through the snarl' al hovp itti
She LrTe.3 mmwrso breath,
the Post Graduate Husband thought
rapidly.
"No reason at all. my dear." he answered
with an anxious glance at her burning and
eatrr face. "I'm so glad to bear you speak
to sensibly. A great manr women In thee
days spout liberal theories, but when It
comes to applying them to their visiting
list they don't make good. Tou. I knew,
are different! Whatever you say you're
willing to live up to. You re tba best little
woman that ever breathed, but you're no
prude! And I'm pleased to hear you ex
preea yourself aa you have. I'm proud of
you!" ha added, and hia full gaze rested
admirably upon tha openwork countenance
of Hia Amateur Wife.
She listened with rapt attention and
fingers crossed. What did he mean, ahe
wondered.
"Before I waa married." the Post Grad
uate Husband continued. "I knew an
awfully yolly crowd men and women real
Bohemians Indians of course, soma of
them, but Intelligent, broad-minded, genu
ine people. I never asked you to meet
them because I don't believe that, until
thla moment, I appreciated your point of
view."
Then reminlacently he added: Tld I ever
tell you about the time we had tha vege
table masquerade and I went aa a turnip
and a clever llttie red-haired girl In musi
cal comedy waa a carrot? My. aha waa a
sweet little carrot! Suppose I ask soma of
tha old crowd around to meet you? They
believe In all your theories about aa oquaJ
moral standard aero plus aero, multiplied
by sero, divided by aero, equals aero! What
do you say?"
Tha Amateur Wife's brown eyes, had
widened with wonder during tha early part
of his narrative. Now they softened then
clouded with tears.
"How can youT' ahe gasped. "How can
you! Tou know that I wouldn't 'meet them
for anything in tha world! Of course If
you want to bring those persona here I'll
treat them decently and bow can you ask
me? Don't you love me? Don't you re
spect ma any more?"
And ahe doesn't know yet why the Post
Graduate Husband laughed.
(Copyright. 1311. by tha N. T. Herald Co.)
'"Training: the Poor Bridegroom,"
Argued by Father ti Son.
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out balking, That may be her Idea of the
real guod place, but not for your little
W illle."
"Social eihk-a seem to become more arhl
trary every year." argue Father. "When
I -a as a young man, auch a thing aa re
hearsing for a wedd'ng waa never heard
of." '
inera were ine goo old day a," approves
Sn. "If little Bright Eyes could coax her
affinity to line up before a justice of tha
peace and grab bands to be spliced, she
didn't rare whether he waa left-handed or
stiv-.d on one foot, so long a the J. P.
handed 'em a perfectly good marriage cer
tiorate, price tme Buck, at the end of the
torture.'
"When t(,e time come fir yon to wed,
will you have a rehearsal If the bnde de
sires ft?" queries Father.
"I will not." decides 8n. "It a skirt
evtr doi-i catih me napping, she'll have V
chloroform me to get me up to the altar
once."
tCopy right. 1?H. by the N. T. Herald Co1
sssenllilss.
la many country district in Hungary
superatr.ion is still rife. Evidence of this
conies from Gross ardein. In a recent dis
patch. In the cummunititta of Vaakoh and
Hnrcd severe earthquake shock were ex
perienced and In the former place the
iihurch bell ere atartvd ringing. A
; "which" living In the aelghborbood per
suaded the peaaanta that the deU waa
'hungry, and aa shaking the earth la
his aner. TheruM they clicked u
number of calves and goat and drove
' them Into a cave where the devil wa
supposed to be dwtlllng. After thla. ac-
, cotiiiiig to the report, they set fire to the
forest in tao p.aces to drive out the dettl
living there.
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We prsch t"hr-lt rrui-lfted. nn'ii the Jems
a sinmbling hl.K-k and uni.i the tlreeke
fwihne. Hut unto them which are
caiiM. ooth Jews and Grek.. t'hrtrt the
Por of Hod and the wisoom of God.
I Cor. 1.3-11
Once Pt. Paul was a Pharisee, aattsfied
with his own nature and work, boasting
of having been "circumcined the eighth
day. of the stwk of Israel, of the tribe
of Benjamin, aa Hebrew of the Hebrews;
aa touching the law. a Pharisee; concern
ing seal, persecuting the church; touch
ing the righteousness, whicb la In the law,
blameless." But his mind was changed.
Ha waa by the Holy Ghost led to under
stand God's demand m his holy law. He
says: "I had not known sin. but by the
law; for I had not known lust, except the
law had said. Thou ahalt nt covet." But
sin, taking occasion by the commandment,
wrought la me all manner of concuplncence.
For without the law ain was dead. For I
was alive without the law once; but when
the commandment came, sin revived and I
died. And the commandment, which was
ordained to life. I found to be unto death.
For sin. tsking occasion by the command
ment, deceived me, and by It slew me."
He learned that be waa "carnal, sold under
sin. Grieved over his man, he prayed to I
j0a- nl name waa then Saul. Answer
ing his prayer, the Lord sent to him
Ananias, who put hia hands on him, aaylng;
"Brother Saul, the Lord, even Jesus, that
appeared unto, thee in the nay as thou
earnest, bath sent me, that thou mightest
receive ih. !, . .i itn.i
, Holy Ghost. And immediately there fell
from hia eyes aa it had been scales, and
he received Bight forthwith and arose and
was baptised." After that ha la known as
Paul, an apostle of Jesus Christ.
And then he devoted bla life to the
preaching of Christ crucified, showing that
no man can bo saved without Jesus, the
human nature being so depraved that roan
does not even know bla sins; only
by grace are bis eyes opened so
that be can see his sins, con
fess them, grieve over them and long to
I ba delivered from them. Having In Jesus
round tha true Messiah, ha pointed to
Him. aaylng with the prophet: "Surely
He hath borne our griefs and carried our
sorrows; yet wa did esteem Hira stricken,
smitten of God and afflicted. But He waa
wounded for our transgressions. He was
bruised for our Iniquities: the chastisement
of our peace waa upon Him, and with Hia
stripe are we healed, and the Lord hath
laid on Him the iniquity of us all."
Having the love of God spread abroad In
his heart. Paul loved hia people and the
'mission that God had given blm. Constrained
by that love, h preached the gospel, tell
ing how Christ came to take away our
misery when He suffered and died for us,
redeeming ua. loet and condemned ereat
uree. securing and delivering us from
j death and from tha power of tha deaxh.
not with silver and gold, but with Hia
holy and precious blood, aad with Hia
Innocent sufferings and death In order
that w might ba- HI own, live under Him
In His kingdom and serve Him la ever
lasting righteousness. Innocence and
blnsaada.s. Rejokana and praising the
Lord for HI saving grace, ha wished
TT Jew and gentile to become a par
taker ef this grace, and knowing that the
grace I given through the preaching of
the word and tha administering of the
sacrament, ho presented himself a living
sacrifice, holy, acceptable unto God, ac
cording to hia own calling in Chriat. and
became aa an apostle a faithful aervant
aad, follower of Christ, preaching Christ
crucified and living. Ufa worthy of such
a high calling. Thus God sanctified hlra.
and. through hia preaching, others, to soul
body aad spirit.
The human need la tha same today a
formerly. Every maa needs a personal
Saviour. Only Jesus I such a tfavlour.
He ba coma to aeek and to save tinners.
Of His fulness all believer receive grace
for grace. As many as receive Him be
belier In Kim, to them gives Ha power to
become the sons of God, to them that be
lieve m Hia nam. HI aamo I Jesus, for
ha shall save Hi people from their Una.
The law must ba preached that tha sins
may be known, "that tha offense might
abound." for without a true knowledge of
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our sins we do not long for Christ's salva
tion. And Just here lies the greatest fault
of our time very few desire to know their
Ins end many of those that claim to know
what sin is take their Information from
their own Imafinatlon Instead of permitting;
themselves to be Illuminated by the law of
Tricks of Tugs
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It was a nasty, thick morning in Febru
ary a good many years ago when the look
out at Point Loboa reported a big four
masted American ship outnlde, says the
nautical man of the New York Sun. By the
time the tug reached the aailor a heavy
fog had closed In and the line of the
wind-jammer could only be discerned phan
tomlike in the obscuring mist,
"Do you want a tow?" shouted the cap
tain of the tugboat through his mega
phone. "Tea." came the reply from the wind
jammer. "All right; I'll take you In for $.."
"And I'll see you ten fathoms' length on
the road to the bottom of the sea first."
roared the "blue nose."
The impudent tugboat put about and
steamed away Into the fog, which became
still more dense. The ship' bell tolled out
a warning through tha impenetrable palL
The sea gurgled at tha bows as tha vessel
drifted. After a short time had elapoed
the tugboat came back and tha captain of
the windjammer nearly tumbled over the
aid a a voice spoke, almost mockingly:
"Better Chang your mind, captain, and
tale a tow; you have drifted in near the
rocks. Tho price la $500."
The frightened skipper oould not see more
than a ship's length ahead, but n fancied
bo heard the ominous thunder of the break
era. Tha tugboat waa a dancing imp off
hi beam. He hesitated no- longer.
"Get your hawser aboard In a hurry," he
shouted entreatlngly.
Tha Una grew taut. The tug throbbed
ahead. A few minute passed and then the
atmosphere cleared, tbe sun shone on the
crisping wave. Tho windjammer was well
off shore and bad been In no danger of
getting cloae la.
If a vVssel showed up having lost Its
anchors on the bar or In fetching up out
side the Inexorable tugboaters always fixed
a fancy price for a tow, as the windjammer
would be helpless In the clutches of the
current. This wa the predicament of the
master of a certain square rigger, but he
had wita to match those of the man. on
the tugboat. As the small craft came In
eight the captain of the ship had the
parted cable run out through the hawse
pipe so that the hooklesa ends were be
neath the wave. The small canvas wa so
set that the ship bad the appearance of a
vessel riding at anchor.
When the tow boat came alongside the
skipper wss leisurely pacing the deck
smoking his pipe. He replied carelessly to
the query if he wanted a tow.
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in Aimlihtv ;nI. 'niue:.ti fcnly a
f'nij' what :n Is mr.it the great m -.
re totallv inonnt regarding or'ginal s!n.
From th's follow verv lltrle d'mand for
the Pauline preaching of Christ. Corrup
tion rules in manv plac We need a fear
less preaching of t!ie law We ned re
pentance. Then me need the preaching of
Christ crucified.
We thank God thst have that k:nd of
prchlrg In the Lutheran church. Our
churches are not lecture hsi:s and our
meetings therein are not social entertain
ments or amusements only; our churches
are houses of prayer, dedicated t.i divine
worship, where we assemble to hear the
word of God and to be "as llve.y st'-nes
built up a spiritual home, an holy priest
hood, to offer up spir.tnal sacrifice ac
ceptable to God by Jesus Chri.n."
The Phartselc Jew of today Is tl-.e self
r'.ghteous person who Imagines himself to
be better than others and a self-appointed
heir to heaven. The Greek of
today Is the man who lias dressed his mind
in the foolish boast tl.at he knows all he
needs to know concerning his soul's salva
tion, meaning that the prsching of Christ
can not benefit him. Let the Jew be mad
at and the Greek mock and scom our
preaching. As the Lord's faithful servants
we continue to preach Christ crucified, for
He l and always will be unto some the
power of God and the wisdom of God.
and Captains
"Not particular." diwwleu the skipper.
"Hooks holding pretty well."
"But there s no wind." argued the tug
boater. "Tou can't sail in."
"Well, w can wait for a breeae. 1 guess."
"I'll take you In for an easy price." of
fered the former, naming a moderate snm.
"That's reasonable enough," gave In the
skipper, his eye twinkling In triumph.
"Make fast."
After tbe dicker had been completed and
the hawser put aboard the master of the
sailer ordered the chains hauled up.
What the towboat captain said when he
saw the broken links dangling out of the
hawseptpes was enough to drive the mer
maids blushing to their grottoes.
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Real Fountain of Youth
J
There la an art In living, even In the
every day world of facts, but It take a
pretty fin artist to get the right combina
tion of colors, not to mention the perspec
tive. Poor old magic fountain of youth! Tou
were a good old fountain in your day, but
your day l done. It now develops that tbe
bugaboo of the aga la youngnesa of feel
ing. When youngnesa of feeling enter
into the heart Father Tim , gather to
gether hia bundle of wrinkles, rheumatic
and general crcaklnesa, and makes a hur
ried exit
Youth is a radiant quality. It shine In
wardly and radiates outwardly. How can
you radiate? Easy enough. Think young
thoughts. Toung thought are lova of
work. Interest In life and others, ability to
lova and to serve. Anything you think or do
that can be classified under these head is
taking youth In Urg doses. And tha fun
you will have putting tha thoughts Into
practice! Eagerness, enthusiasm, bounding
blood and throbbing heart will aend your
onetime lagging feet scurrying here and
there to live and to help live.
Here are a few aphorisms from the
charm of age chart that may be live tips to
old folks from 11 to 99 years aged.
"I am old and have had much trouble,
but much of It never happened."
"Do not go into a corner and sulk and
expect to be Interesting to other.
"Do something or be something to make
people Ilk you and want to b with you,
and then you will never be relegated to
loneliness."
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South Omaha.
Nam anil Address.
Clara Elsie Barlea. 3 IS North Fifteenth St
Robert C. Berg. 1334 Ogden St
Edward Bloemer, 1738 South Eighteenth St
Ewie Broodky. 545 South Twnty-flfih Ave
Josephine Chapek. 1314 South Thirteenth St..
George Cnsick, 2222 Boalevard
Kenneth Clough, 2C25 Emmet St
Franclg M. Coble. 2403 South Thirty-second Ave
Jessie J. Currie, 112 North Forty-third Ave. . . .
Marion Do lan. 1931 South Eleventh 8t
Viola Dyaeegard, 1521 North Nineteenth 8t
Florence G. Ellis, 2 lie Spencer St
Hildur C. Edqulst, HIJ Lake 8t
Margaret Engellander, 1S23 Emmet St
F. Marie Galloway. 56 South Twenty-eighth St
Theresa Guth. 272$ Parker St
Isadore Gosaick, 414 South Tenth St
Mary Grubtlll, 72 4 Bancroft St
Anna Graham, 5032 North Thirtieth St
Ceva Harrison. 1027 South Nineteenth St
Viola 1. Hanaen. 215 North Twenty-fifth St
Katherine E. Harrington, 38(5 South Fifty-first
Aneta Jehn. 2317 South Central Boulevard....
Grace H. Jonea. 2637 Parker St
Cora J&cobeen. 262 4 North Thirtieth St
Ruth Knapp, 1905 Spencer St
Vivian O. Karls, 1628 North Twenty-aecond St. .
Carl Krause. 1914 Oak St
Irene Lonzjni, (12 Marry St
Edward Mallory, 225 Francis St
Helen Miller, 953 North Twenty-seventh .t....
Mabel Manley. 301 ( Pinkney St
Inez Moore. 1542 North Eighteenth St
Veronica Mortyn, 201 Spruce St
Helen G. McWilliams. 4134 Hamilton St
Mabel McClear, Forty-fourth and Vinton Sts. . . .
Ruth Phila Nownes, 953 South Fifty-first St
Thowald L. Nelson, 341 J North Thirtieth St
Lena Naexele, 2 451 South Seventeenth St
Donaldson I. Osborn, 3118 Corby St
Lenore Ogden. 1817 North Seventeenth St '.
Nona Peterson, 1719 Cuming St
Joseph Peck, 1914 Dorcas St
Emelina Pottenglll, 2807 Hickory St.....
Hedirc A. Provaxnik, 1514 William St
John R. Pavers, 1923 Leavenworth St
WlUUia Rumsey, 3126 Hamilton St.
Truman Redfield, 2004 Binney St
Irving Sorensen, 3201 Lincoln Boulevard
Hariet Sherman, 132 North Thirty-eighth Ave..
Henry Swogtek, 1409 South Fourteenth St
Amelia Semerad, 1404 Elm St
Dorothy Scott, 117 South Thirty-sixth St
Mary Thomas. 511 South Thirty-fifth St
Howard R. Turner, 2 408 Cass St
Belmont Tho ma, 2223 South Central Boulevard. .
Gladys L. Toy. 14 43 Phelps St
CliHton Weston, 2830 South Fifty-second St
Frank Wolfsb&uer, 3410 South Thirteenth St..
Josephine Williams, 1314 South Thirty-fifth Ave
Maud Whitfield. 534 South Thirtieth St
Glenn E. Wallace, 708 North Twenty-seventh St
Mildred Wahlgren, 628 North Thirty-second St. .
Lava Weithoner, 2923 South Twenty-third St..
Snrno SilTi nnnf too nf trio QirlnTTrcillr Th miUmg
kjvsixiu Miiuuuubbvu ui aixvj uiuu vn uiA Kergrant.
BT BOBBIE BABBLE.
"It's cold and wet In this bitter win ."
Bays Sergeant Foley to Corporal Flynn.
"But I'm. always, happy on such a dir.
For it brines rerruita to ths U. 8. A.
Tha frost and cold and th melting lt
Drtv them In from th eomfortlass street.
How many havs wet By ail that's holy.
Tell m the truth," says Sergeant Foley.
"OS. Bergeant Foley," aays Corporal
Flynn.
"Twinty mm havs brea gathered In.
Wan wa a Dutchman, nam o' Kul.
I tuk nim 'co be can play th bugls, .
An' tbauxh he' a llttl bit of a runt.
It s him will earn forty dollar a rnont';
Wld I'nrle 8am payln' hi board an kcap,
He's th boy will be Uvln' cheap!
"Wan chap, tired of a heavy hod.
Waa glad to enter th awkward squad.
Waa from th country, hale an' heart y.
Was 'way an' beyant th most promlaln'
party.
Wan llttl maa who waa too blam fat
Wanted ta . fight w hin I srs to him.
'Scat:' "
"What else did you aay to that roly-poly.
Brave Corporal FlynnT" ks Bergsant
Foley.
"I abowed him Circular Sixty. Look!
Her It 1 like a printed book.
Ths wurds that count ya out ar these!
't'nle the-applicant be obese.'
Whin I called hi in obese he got that mad
That he wanted to kill me dead, bedad.
How could I honestly call him thin.
Oh. Bergeant ToleyT' ask Corporal nynn.
r
English Village Horror3
T. P. O'Connor's paper. M. A. P.. prints
cm astonishing detail touching condi
tion la many of th village of England.
Th evidence waa fumlh4 by aa Inspec
tor for th National Housing and plan
ning council. Sum of tha finding ein
almost beyond belief.
Analyse ma4 of water from well sup
plying forty dwelling houae (mueUy email
sottaa la Thorp. Surrey. Not a single
good result wa obtained. bir Edward
lloioVa stated that be had. ta vary day
of tn Inquiry, drawn water from one of
then tt. color ef yellow avhra
fauitera colt.. mUU a tXth part
of t..e pof ti:a of r peop,. Not
& c- .14 SutibLU Bljr t
t ti
.r'indelbMik
February 25, 1911.
Year.
.1899
.1501
.1897
.1891
.1897
.1904
. 1900
.1900
.1941
.1894
. I89(
. 1 $
.1905
.1897
.1895
.1893
.1904
.1905
.1897
.1901
.1905
. lil
. 19
. H97
.1902
.189
.1901
.1S9T
.1904
.185'.
.7 902
.1897
.1902
.1901
.1905
.1897
. 1899
.190.".
1900
.1899
.1899
.1899
.1903
.1892
.1893
.1898
.1901
.1899
.1895
.1897
.1903
.1897
.1893
.1904
.1899
.1905
.1901
.1903
.1899
.1900
.1900
.1894
.1898
.1904
. . Cass
. . Sherman
. .St. Joseph
.High
. . Lincoln
..Saratoga
. .Lothrop
. . Windsor
. . . . Saunders
High
. . . . Kellom
. . . . Lothrop
Lake
. . . . Lothrop ........
High
'.-High
. . . .Pacific
. . . . Bancroft
....Saratoga
....Leavenworth ....
Central
St . . Beals
. . . .Vinton
. . . .Long
....Howard Kennedy
. . . . Lothrop
. . . .Long
. . . .Vinton
. . . .St. Philomena. . .
High
. . . .Webster
. . . .Howard Kennedv.
. . . . Kellom ,
. . . .Sacred Heart. ...
Walnut Hill
. . . . Windsor
. . . . Beals
....Howard Kennedy
. ..Castellar ,
....Howard Kennedy.
Kellom
. . . . Cass . . . .'
. ... St. Joseph
; . .a High
High
. r, . Leavenworth ...
Franklin
. . . . Lothrop ,
Franklin
. . . . Saunders
. . . .Comenlus ,
. . . . Bancroft .......
High
. . . .Columbian
Central
. . . .Vinton
Forest
. . . ..Beals
St. Joseph. ......
Park
. . . . Farnam
High
. . . . Webster
. . . .Vinton . .".
"Bully good work for a rainy day!
Tou r th boy who ha earned hi pay.
H-re to th army. Glad I am.
With twenty recruit for I'nrl Sam.
Forgot th unpleasant thlnsa Ilk these.
Getting rid of a few N. Q.''
And I'll buy you a drink to erfac thorn,
wholly;
Come. Corporal Flynn." nays "era sent
Foley.
fCopyHght, TX by th K. T. Herald Co )
J
la twe ef thaa ho use th famllla con
sist of father, mother and era shJldren.
In two can ther were Hi children, and
hi slz casts four or nor children la addi
tion to th parent.
la four other cottage taere 1 on b4r
roona.
Th general death rat for th year waa
M psr 1.SU. the lafaat tnurtauty ef 10 ar
Th tanaat were afraid to 1st thatr eot
tage be Inspected for fear ef an snoras
la th preaent avernga rent f 4s par wans
if repair wer onUrwd.
Th owners threatened on af ta wit.
aeaaea wu leal rw swl'ag Xu Iuucl.
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