TTE F.EE: OIWATIA. "WEDNESPAY. PIXT.MPKR 2S. 1010. 'hiK OMAHA Daily Hkk. MitMiKli Mr KI'WAUI' I'.dSEWATKII. VICTOR RuKWATKH, KIHTOR kntercd at Omaha poslof fb as second class matter. tkkms of sl usorurjrrioN. Si.nls Hee. one year $-' 'f mi : Urdu v Hee, one ve I.'0 IihIIv Hee (without. fumlayt, onu ffur.Ji.i") Oi.uy Hee ami Sunrta one y ar .!W VKHhiU HV CAKKlfeK. l.vr-r.,riii lies' (.without Unadav;, per week Cc Krnln (u-o ivrifft S.indavi er pk i"c I'Hily lb linciU'lins Xutniayi, ptr wk..l.c iiiilv Ho iw ttunit Monday). P'T eck..i'ic Adilre a I rn i i'.ii : ti i of In eKuUrltiea in ueiiviiy to City Circulation I 'eparlincnt. . OFrlCKS. i mm ha --Tho Hfl Mujldina. fouili ( niahu-2ti ,' 1 wenty-fuurth St. ' 'i.uih'iI Huf u ricotl Street. I.inciln- I. title- HtHdtt . 'liliaiio- las Urtirtte Hiiiidins. lmia-. ,ly Hiliauie i.uiidlm. New ork 114 est i'i.n ty-lhlrd Mreet. aaliinKton '.Zi fourteenth street, N. W . cokiu:1'(i.nui.nci-;. i onitniinicat ons relating- to nes .rind foiiuriul inmi.r Srtoulrt be addressed I'lu.iu.i lice, Eii.torlai LtHriim nl- KLMirrA.NCLS. i;.-niiv by rirfrit. cpr.s, or posial' order u '" M"" rubin-him; t omi . -.a... iniK u nt stamps received in payment of mail account, llrsunal checks except on i m-dlu ana eastern exchange not accepted. K TAT KM KNT OF ClltOI UATION. Male nf .. l . anka, iMjiiglu County, a. tiwii i' II Izschuik, treasurer of The Mea IiioIibiiiiik Company, be nu iluly aworn, -nh iiihi tin- ri tual t u in i r ot f in ami roinplvie i-otneg of TJi I'aily MornlnH, Kveiiiiiri ana Sunday Bi'e pr r.ttd during u iiiiiiili of .Nov,.mtvM, mm. wnt a follows: I 43,5t)0 43.6C0 .43,600 4 .43.670 b 42,030 44, 00 7 45,380 S ,.43.410 B4.680 10 46,470 II 44,640 16 4J.B50 17 44,880 t IS 44,080 , . Ill 43,71 j 20 43,900 j 43,(10 1 21 43,620 j i ' i ttf.oau , 25 42 740 it 43,160 27 43,9ao ! i: . u. 14 . li . 43,030 - 44.300 . . . . .43,30 . . . '. .4a,60 - ... i ; 3u 42,3io j ' l.3ao,bBO I '. l,43 I Total Ketunietl t'oplea i Net Total. .1,305,464 . I'aily Average .... 43,610 OKOHUU 11. TZci'Ht'CK. Treaauier. Subai rlbei) In my presi nee and awoi n to telorv ma tliia Jutii" day of Xovember. l.'lU. M. I'. AUKj.lt, tKcil.). . . . Notary Public. .tubni-rlliri'i lenvluu (be ritjr trm porarllr abuuld. ha The Ilee mallej to larin'AddrtM will la ehanard aiiltra '( rnealed. Jlero is where Old Father starts down the home stretch. Time According to all accounts, the train robbery business la also picking up. Prejudice hftu spoiled more good ptophet than any other one thing. Those yellow war acares quickly wither tinder the blight of thla winter weather1. Will wonders never cease? A glass factory has moved, out of Kansas to get more gas. ; . ..'. - v, - r CT A man wit'li half his skull gone still Uvea. $ut many a man has lost his head completely and lived. Loss of his thrphe may yet make a man of the young Portugal king. He Is now talking of going to college. r 1 ..... .... The Chinese . throne takes to the constitutional government idea Just as mullly as a boy does to a hickory. .lust to ptove he U not superstitious, President Taft propoBea to open the postal savings banks on January 13. The Cnlted ttates certainly must need grand opera. Every grand opera artist thus far interviewed says bo. The delayed Christmas present Is none the lets welcome because it had been cr Fsod.off th list of expectation. ' z I . i ' l'J I Paruitoxltaf as It may seem, a man , . , , . - i , .. . . . i named Christ ui is a leading factor In i ' j i ii j the war movemeut down In Honduras. With reasonable provocation Omaha seems to be able to develop a college spirit strong enough; to make itself; heard. As va understand It, the Taft Idea of the postal service Is that It shall serve the people up to its maximum capacity. A foreigner says tje Wants to learn to; pronoun. fhicaso the worst way. jtion says that men cannot be blamed I Philadelphia Inquirer1.' for escaping them wherever possible. Call U St. Louis and seo what hap-me directs attention to the need of i pens. ! safer and more sanitary regulation (than now exists. It must be adaUUed. that Christmas. spirit of peace vrcame those rail-. , roads and fnUer, anyway, and pre-j vented Uo? till tU .'. . ; ' 'Vi'teroft Meets Death ou a Railroad Trmk," says a headline. Yes. count ing the tie is a favorite pastime 'f old Mr. Cr'm Reaper. fenauulal Candidate Caston In , ni'n At best the business Is hazard MauathusciU has withdrawn f roni ! ml' Dut vtn tbl8 foaU,re of il " th race.' doubtless to make way for his friendly rival. Xlphonse. Ont of. the blessings which thrilled the hcartidor Maiylanders at Christ - nuia time ras that the legislature of il,f !te ti not to meet this winter, Doubtless a real blessing, that. What's this? Urvan suggests Folk, Caynor, Y Uson and Harmon as possl-, need of many changes. His presenta bilities for1 the presidency. Stay onition of the subject Is so obviously fair your ceJUi door, Oovt-rnor Harmon; do not let that rrsn boy t?nipt you Out Into tie alley by roft words. The tiutJiijnd of Attorney General Mullen for the bigsest court room in ibe court .jiOu.se to ,br the teatlniony before th referee-- on the ouster ti arues.f gainst the? chief of police tavtiis veiy math-of g.rudstanding. Progress in Reclamation. It Is no chimerical si heme t li kov ernment footers In Its loan of t'-.-000. 000 for "the completion of ret lama tlori projects, for the soundness of the enterprise was thoroughly established lonj? before the president recom mended that roinrrsg make this ap propriation. The tent was made of the ability of the land to pay returns on the Investment and the land, under the touch of IntelllRent tillers, re sponded abundantly. Now the board of army engineers has returned Its report of the locations selected for the expenditure of this. $20,000,000 and the president has approved the report. Thla Is one of the best aids to the I development of the west that could possibly be afforded. It means years I of time saved, for the private land owners would be a very long while doing what the government will Uo In the way of reclaiming land and In- crealng Its productivity One possl- b obstacle to progress, w hich the en- glneers point out, is the fact that most of the water supplies being under state control, the rights to them will have to be adjudicated. This should be given prompt and careful attention. In the adjudication of these rights lies the possibility of almost endless con troversy. Some of the older irriga tion enterprises of the west amply testify to this fact. If the govern ment can facilitate action on these nuiien, tueu n win ue uuiiig mi auui- tional service of great value to its own anrt nrivatn nrnlpcta t 1. i,..llf,.lni, L- nnnr , 1. n , n V dinililii m iviii, men 11c- urasKa project. Bitares in une 01 me ; largest dlvUions of this loan $ 2.000,- i , i i . , a ,1 000. Nor can there be any doubt that this section w ill more than make good on Its opportunity. It will do Its part toward making the desert bloom as roge making two blades grow whe re but one grew before, which Is the basic principle involved in this whole plan. It Is the principle of em pire building, the creating of new sources of wealth. Save the Birds. It is to be hoped that the reported effort to repeal or defeat laws protect ing game birds ' will not come to fruition. The National Association of Audubon Societies announces that cer tain commercial interests have a well financed plan for accomplishing the defeat of this kind of legislation thla winter in every state where legisla tures will be in session. Such a plan should not be permitted to succeed. It would be seriously wrong to remove the restriction, on bird shooting. The demands of fashion should be met in some other way. It is not merely sen' tlmental reasons that support this plea. Most of these birds are valuable to crops, protecting them from ravish ing insects and various pests. So when the antl-blrd man seta up his argu ment that be should not be restrained for mere sentiment, let him see that there la far more material Interest at stake in the blrd'a preservation than la in his destruction. The Audubon societies will endeavor to enlist the support In behalf of the birds and the laws of the sportsmen, farmers, horticulturists, planters and ranchmen. If these Interests come close enough together they will niako a rather solid phalanx to march into any legislature. They will at least be entitled to as much of a hearing as the other interests, which in many capes will be foreign to the state in which they are seeking to obtain 'favors from the legislature. More over, the demand for the repeal or de feat of these laws and the freedom to kill birds without limit will strike most fair-minded lawmakers as a de mand for class legislation. And un- less the financial rexources said to be ' , . . Jt . , , , available are most Judiciously handled they are likely to become of some of- J ' . A. rense. it reauy aoes not seem inai toe common good calls for obstruction of j "" 8UCn law Life in Anthracite Mines. English-speaking miners are said to be leaving the Pennsylvania anthra cite coal fields In large numbers, their places being taken by aliens from southern and eastern Europe. A priest AAntraMBMl with rnnillttfini in thit Kfr. Th)a j8 R gubjpct of vital importance and Q r,EardeJ Dy tbo nation, which it8olf BceklnR ,0 elevate, condition of lat)0r n this and other occupations as one of the surest ways of conserv ing life and health. The anthracite coal business Is profitable enough to warrant the operators In making bear able the working conditions of their ! ,Uble to Improvement. Then, out- flde of the danger of explosions and j other mine accidents, there ate many '' to better tho lot of the miner, j It would seem that buch improvement would woik to the advantage of the employer us veil jjs the employe. Colonel ItOL'sevelt in Lis i'ltst arliclu ou life in Oe mines as he lound it upon his visit there points out the and dispassionate as to promise valua ble results. Tber Is danaer. as hi? points out, in overdrawing the bad features of that life, and threforo it would be unfortunate for mere zealots to undertake the tank of mirroring these conditions to the public. Im provement, Colonel Roosevelt says, has been wrought, but that does Pot alter the fad tbat muib mere ini- provemrnt Is necessary. It is barely possible thnt such an unprejudiced Hhumlnts as Colonel Roosevelt Is mak ing nmy bring to the attention of the operators many serious faults which they actually had not realized before and thus lead to their correction. On the other hand, a promiscuous, or, as Colonel Roosevelt calis It, "hysterical overemphasis." of conditions might turn sensible men contemptuously awny from the entire subject and thus defeat the ends sought. Much of this reform work, doubt less, may be directed by the state au thorities, but a great deal of It lies right at the door of the private enter prises and either state or federal au thority should aid those who may be Blow to see their duty In this matter. Abuse of Immigration Laws. The secretary of commerce and labor in his annual report calla atten tion to the abuse of immigration laws by steamship companies, which, in their zeal to Increase business for themselves, Induce Insane or diseased aliens to come to the United States, and recommends that such offenders be severely dealt with. His recom mendation is made upon the showing of the commissioner of immigration at Kills Island. This has before been re ferred to by President Taft himself. The abuse entails far-reaching dan gers. In the first place It is obstruct ing the government's general effort to solve the immigration problem. In the next place, passengers afflicted with contagious diseases endanger other Immigrants on board the vessel and do them the great injury of possi bly being denied admission upon ar rival because of no fault of their own. For that matter, It subjects the Ineli gible alien himself to the hardship of paying out the expense of the trip ovfr, all for nothing. The United States needs and wants the sound, ambitious immigrant, but it has its hands full in handling the problem of his assimilation, and should not tolerate such flagrant abuses as these by some of the steam ship companies. Doubtless it will be wise, as the commissioner recom mends, to have a competent immigra tion inspector and also a surgeon on every vessel bringing numbers of aliens to our shores. They might be of great service to the government in enforcing its restrictions against the imjiortation of persons barred by law, thus also afTordlng protection to those who did come over. Complaints on Train Service. Growls all along; the line at the Union Pacific's new time card have been heard the last week. A railroad should cater somewhat to tha source from which it derives its business the general public and accommodate it as much as possi ble. The good will of the public is a val uable aaaet and Is worth a good deal of money . to any business corporation. Lexington Pioneer. - i The growls at the new time card are not all out on the Hue, but are being heard here in. Omaha, the terminal city, as well. It is hard to understand by what course of reasoning railroad officials ran reach a decision to reduce train service to which the traveling public has become accustomed except In the face of imperative conditions. Passenger train service, even more than the freight service, gets a quick reaction on public sentiment. Revis ing train schedules downward plays havoc In all sorts of directions in which travel and business have been adjusted to established facilities sup posed to be permanent and dependa ble. Omaha and the people using the railroads centering here are entitled to Improved train service rather than less adequate service, and there la no wonder that there should be com plaints. Yhep some of our Nebraska papers endeavor to read our recent reference to former Senator Thurston's discred itable appointments as an objection to his assumption of "personal responsi bility" for his selections they put the accent on the wrong syllable. Senator Thurston was personally responsible for the appointments made on his recommendation because he had no re publican colleague to join with him. What wrought Mb undoing was not this sole responsibility, but the dls-j reputable character of the appointees. The privilege enjoyed by a United States senator to make recommenda tions for federal appointive offices will j prove a strength or a weakness ac- ' cording to the way It Is exercised. j There are altogether too many honest 'and deserving republicans willing and 'able to fill every desirable position to, j excuse the preferment of questionable i characters sure to be a liability on the I party Instead of an asset. . . i I Local merchants almost all agree I that the holiday seasou in Omaha this 'year has paised all previous trade ! records One reason is that our peo ! pie have money to spend and aro will livg to upend It. ApotUer and eiuully 'potent reason Is that our local mer chants carry the kindi of wares that jBie wanted and offer them at attrac t tlve prices. N'cbraeka'a resources should have publlcily of the right sort appealing particularly to the people who would i make desirable addition 'to our ioyu latfon What uame the publicity jbuieau gos by and who supervlbes Is ! not all-Important so long as tho work Is done, and done efficiently and eco , uoaiit ally j It is till "uiiprofefaional" for a j surgeon or physician to advertise what ! he tan do for suffering humanity If the advertisement Is so labeled and paid for at regular rates, but fortu nately the medical code fixes no pen alties on free publicity of successful operations and wonderful cures. Those Ohloans are said to object to a sweeping Investigation of the charge of vote-selling for twenty years back. Can yoti blame them? It would be a very reckless patriot who would favor such a promiscuous investigation as that. It is worth noting that Aviator Hox sey, whose flight of 11,17 4 feet In the air at Los Angeles breaks the altitude record, Is the man with whom Colonel Roosevelt took a sky ride at St. Louis. The only wonder Is that the oppo nents of parcels post have not pro fessed a sympathetic desire to prevent the mall clerk and letter carrier from i being still further overburdened. The old debate as to the poisonous properties of mistletoe was settled when those three little Oklahoma chil dren died as result of eating such berries. 4 Mental Heervalon. St. Louis Globe-Democrat. Colonel Rryan names four democratic presidential posilbllltlca, but neglects to add that he will never permit either of them to b elected. Jo ley Dividend Steal. Wall Street Journal. Earnings of Armor & Co. for this year amount to about 20 per cent on the capital stock, looki as if the middlemen were not retting all the profits, In spite of official assurances to the contrary. Another Sqneeae for ffninkera. Ntw York World. Hurley tobacco grower In Kentucky, West Virginia. Ohio. Ind'ana and Missouri have agreed to pool their crops In lull and raise no crop In 1912. That la an Improve ment on the Dutch Kast Indian example of burning- one year's nutmegs and spices to raise thu price. An Rumple of "Thrift. " Kansas City Times. A Pittaburg family of twelve la reported to live well on 11 oents a day "per heart." Of course It doesn't. But there will be plenty of smug upholder of special prlvi- 1 leae who will cite this reported cane of I thrift as a new evidence of which the poor could do If only they were not extrava gant. Perils of Rarlirrlna. St. IxiuIh Itcpubllc. lct the barber beware. Maohines now polish shoes and massago human faces; it would be just like some Connecticut Yankee lo orlKlnate an attachment to an ordinary vaccttni carpet elianer which would cut the owner's Imlr and put pein ade on his mux taohe, and sell for about $42.98, Including a stops of extra burr-wheels. If hair-cuts are to be advanced to $1, ae threatened. PEOPLE TALKED ABOUT. Knroute from St. Ixjuis to his old home In Parkeraburg. W. Va., John ChlMera was strangely reunited with his son. whom be ha .-.oi. M'en for twenty-five years. There recently died in Philadelphia James Miller, 91 years old, of whom It was claimed until bis Uoath thai lie was the oldest liv ing member of Lb, order of Odd Fellows. Mr. Doale.v, it is announced, haa Just be come the father of twins. Opinions differ aa to whether this will furnish Mr. Dooley with his happiest theme or end his career as a humorist. And now It la announced that Lord jOe cles la to marry Ueorge Gould's second daughter, lan t it remarkable how those Impoverished sprigs of nobility connect with the Oould fortune? Clay Cummins of Kalrmouth, Ky., and liia cousin, Klrb Cummins, caught1 seven coons In the top of one tree. From the trunk of the same tree they got five pos sums, it la said, and caught ttire aqulrrels In the branches. They alO found some honey in the tree. In July, 19, H. O. Stover of Penn Cen ter county, Pa., offered to sell for 1 cent to one of Frank Kramer i daughters a lit tle pig that waa considered to be a runt. Tho girl promptly bought It, took good care of it and last fall fattened it. The pig waa' killed last jWeek and Weighed U5? pounds dressed. " Miss Carolina li Keilly haa been put In charge of the press bureau of the National Woman Suffrage association In place of Mrs. Ida Husted Harper. MIfs Keilly bus held the office of secretary for five years. Mrs. Harper aent In her resignation some time ago because she wished to devote all l.er time to writing and lecturing. December 98, 1910. Wiioilruw Wilson. lot mar president of Princeton university and now governor elect of Near Jersey, was born December 2K, Im.iJ, at ritaunton. Va. lie is a grad uate of the University of Virginia and Johns ilopkinn and once prucilcrd law at Atlanta, but tta.e It up and went into oollejdatfl work. He is now belnrf primmed fur the democratic nomination for presi dent in It'll!. William K. Chandler, former secretary of the navy, is 75 years old today. He was bom at Concord N II.. and waa t'lillml States senator from tout Mute anil later prtKtdent of the Spanish clulina cominU mIoii. Perry Helmonl. member of the house of Heliimnt aril a New York laww-r. was born Uecn.iher 2. I'M lie I, as In en a mcinbtr of congress beicral terms ami pi oinir.rnt In dtmurruti.' politics iJclevan Smith,, publisher of t he Indianap olis News, is lie was limn In Cincin nati and was formerly connected with tin Associated l'ress. lie has tiie oiMlnction of being mi.' of the deft iidant In tliu fam ous 1'anama libel suit. prank VV. Taussig, professor of political economy in llananl. was born Decem ber lr. In St. l.ouis. lie haa ben prislilint of tbe American .Association of I'ul. Ileal l.coiiMul.iu and Is a recntjnUed a. it), oi It . mi t.'it tariff in this cmintri. i i. V. I". M;Iih. practicing physician and professor of clinical niedlilne and phy tic il dlaKl"' wis in the I'nlirrsltv of Nr. lltsKa uieiUcal collie, is i't Imluv. He is a native ot New York stale ar.d a grail uatc of the College of Phyalclana and Surgi'jnH and of Coiiimbla university. lie.-, i'hi. I i.i iiur.dd Mclio.u'il pastor of Pmunnel ll.-.ptlst ih'inh. was burn De cember .'!. li"3. In Montuomiry countj. Ki.nsa. He is a arailuatc of Kochenter Tbeoliical semii ary and was first called to preach at Htileii. la. In It":', lie li is bad ills pri st at charge since I'M. I'.arinn Millard of the Men lam i. Mil lard companv la just X. He Is a native son of Omaha and was educated at I la cine iol:i"c and Columbia university. He bam Inn In the grain business since 1x7. Our Birthday Book. Washington Life Bom Zntaraatlng- Fba and Coalitions Obaarvad at ttaa nations Capital. Whether or rot Justice Hughes has more than the ordinary share of personal mod esty may be determined by reading the follow lilt history of himself w hich he pre pared for the Congressional Directory; "Horn in Glens Palls. N. Y.. April It. PW; student at Colgate university and Hi ow n unHerslty. and was graduated from the latter In l"iS1; studied law at Columbia law fchimi, 1!K!-Iv4. and held prise fellow ship in that school from 1SS4 to lv-T;' ad mitted to the New York bar In ISM and practiced In New York City from 14 to lwtl, and from JSS3 to lllCC; was professor of law at Cornell university from lfid to 1.1; was apecial lecturer at Cornell university from 1S!3 to lSt'5, and In the New York Law school from Istcj to 1W0; was counsel to the Stevens Cibs committee of the New -York legislature in 1!06 and lfOtj; was special as rlstiint to the United States atorney gen ual in the matter of the coal Investigation of lKti; nominated for the office of mayor of New York City by the republican con vention In 1905, but declined the nomina tion; elected governor of New York for two terms, from January 1, 1907, to lecem ber 11, 108, and from January 1, 19u9, to December 31. 1H10; received the degree of LL.D. from Brown university in 1908, from Columbia. Knox and Lafayette In l'JOT, from I'nlon in 1, from Ueorge Washing ton and Colgate lr 1SW9 and from the Uni versity of Pennsylvania. Williams and Harvard in 1910; appointed by ITesldent Taft to be an associate Justice ot the su preme court of the United States and con firmed by the senate on the 2d day ot May, 1810; resigned the office of governor of the state of New Y'ork on the tith day of Octo ber, 1910, and took his seat on the bench on the loth day of October, 1910." John Porter of Eldora, la., enjoys the distinction of having been admitted to prac. tlce before the United States supreme court at an earlier period than any lawyer now active before that tribunal. . Mr. Porter who Is In bis eighty-third year, was form ally admitted March !, lSStt. He has been trylt.g" legal cases ever since, and Is In Washington now to prehent a claim belore the Interior department. "When I was admitted to practice before tha supreme court, Roger B. Taney was chief Justice," aald Mr. Porter, quoted by the Washington Poat. "It waa he who gave the famous Dred-Scott decision. Pres ident Pillmoic's inauguiation was not at tended by the great throngs that now gather to see a president take his place at the head of the nation, and Pennsylvania avenue waa nut the fine thoroughfare it Is today. 1 remember seeing Fillmore ride from the east front of the capital up the avenue. Since Fillmore I have known per sonally every president, with the exception of Colonel Roosevelt and Mr. Taft. There Is no shadow of doubt In my mind that Lin coln was the greatest president the country has ever had. I had opportunity to meet him on several occasions, as I was Judge of the district court In Iowa during his administration, and was called frequently lo Washington. Garfield was my school mate, and I know McKinley In Ohio. It Is given In most of McKinley's biographies that be waa born In Nlles, O. He was not. His birthplace was three miles from Nlles, and he was born In red brick man sion. His father bore the name of Wil liam McKinley, Jr. The weather has been biting cold In Washington the .last week. The ther mometer has been low and the wind high, nipping one's noise and ears. But Robert K. Peary, the artlc explorer, ht s gone about In the near-bllxiard dressed In sum mer attire. The man who says he nailed the stars and (tripes on the pole acorns the winter clothes of the average Weah ingtonlan. He stalks ' through the snow covered streets wearing a light blue serge suit with no overcoat. He even refuses to wear gloves, Peary seems to get little personal satis faction out of his world triumph. He is a lonely figure. He has few Intimate friends and seems not to care especially for the company of those who formerly knew him well. Sofa pillows, peroxide of hydrogen, honr hound drops, vloiis soap, lemons and sugar, court plaster and Jamaclu ginRer these are a few of the little perquisites purchased by the senate for Its Individual members during the last year, relates the New York Herald. When the senate reads a report of Its secretary, Mr. Bennett, on shopping ex peditions, It Is likely to agree that he ned muko none in the future. From snuff to pillow slips and a bust of the man who nominated Mr. Ktlmson for povernor, It has run a race wh'ch makes the cost of living look like a discarded dance card. For the hpst Mr. James R. FraBcr of New Y'ork received J00. Sandwiched In between extract of rose and bromo. seltzer is two quarts of castor oil. Soda mint and pepuln tablets helped to keep the senate In physical trim. All this and more Mr. Bennett deta Is In his annual report which reads like a dim novel written backward ard the heroine advertising for her make-up. Somebody even ordered a New Y'ork fashion mata xine, but It does not appear whether that and the hoarhound drops and th peroxide vent to the same person. They do not have to tell for whom the shopp.ng was done. Sotneboilv's auiliatnr tfor bnld hendm vies fur reeoynitiuii with a popular niss s: ge cream and leather eny chairs, at IT.t.ro are closclv pursued bv pillow slips two doxi n i-heets, and enntou fluntKl for the senate bath room. "H"Ft feather p!l tows ' came on tin: same lae with l .'.o ralti n" of vinegar, anil somebody got u t el-' tied cah bag for seavlngs. Taking senator lonie after rlslit ses sions has resulted in a t!iab bill, which would make a HrnadwaV Star enviucs ar.d a quart of olive oil arid four doen bottles of violet extract tesilfv to laves In fitting rank and distinction Flower fur H luncheon to the Japanese prince cost $.". Somebody titled a celelna ed ciatiilruff cure mid about tho line the "Insurgents" were at their worn; tii re las oidireil a dozen paeU" i f court i la ter. Six bottles of brilHprtln smoothed the ruffled lucks of suire senate dandy ar.d anointed Ills i urhr.g inu'tach' Sen ate s:;uff cos's SO ii'it,: n pound. Some of the popular hraml.1 of toilet s a: n the snate are Jockey Club, an'iulwoort, and perfumed 1 1 r!f nle. Tline is a record of Vice-Prf sli.'ent Slier :;:anV untoiuobite troubles uhieti would n:.'jKi the tire and repair man rhoiit w,ih Joy. Kvery puncture is recorded with Its e-t and mnnv other t'-inys of like nature. Casuline cost the government ij cents a gallon. The clujuf feur eis I00 a month. In a lull of l",io. M.OW is for the car. anl the rest upkeep, Including the chauffeur. ! Ili.vr Uu 1st) I.Ike II f I Wail Street Jo'irnnl J Mr. f t i 1 1 1 1- and Mr. I'll! sav people uie j too extravagant. As pensenger earnings ' on western roads fl'.uw a decided fall i , off, the advice ot these experts i iji'iin fiyiluwed; bat do the IlUe Its a ppi: Cation'.' NEBRASKA PRESS COMMENT. Plsttsmiitith Journal idem.): Charley Hrysn writes to a Lincoln friend that he expects to return before the legislature I meets. Well, who cares whether he dues or not? Has he the audacity tn think for one moment that the Nebraska legislature Is unsbls to organise without his presence? He bn't quite as big a man as his brother, yet. an! the frowlng quslltles are not In htm. Ploomlngton Advocate: The World-Herald and a few democratic papers In this state who seem to be friendly with Its edl- ; tor are trying to shelve Mr. Bryan a the .democratic leader In this state and ndvanc . Ing G. M. Hitchcock as the leader. So long, however, as be wishes, the Lincoln atate I man will, by virtue of bis prominence, cut I niinalitiirahl ?.,..... I. V. . ...... 1 1 ,L. . -... . U 11, I v, , villi no vi II1C democrats In this state and the nation. Hastings Tribune: If there la one thing that apoulis better than anything else for the prosperity In Nebraska It Is the large and splen.tld Christmas editions thnt been Issued by the net.-.ipapera cf this state this year. Each of these editions have proven that the country press has succeeded In convincing the local merchants that It pay a to use plenty of printer's Ink. and It goes without saying that the splendid holiday trade this year Is more or less due to the good work the newspapers have done. Central City Republican: Tb World-Herald declares that the republican party Is a house divided against Itself. If the World Herald would have the public believe that the democratic party Is without serious division, then It will have to admit that the whole party Is In accord with the Tammany and Judson Harmon element that won In the east at tha last election, if the democratic party is an undivided party and the rople have to look for re lief to tha followers of Tammany, then prayers for the deliverance of the people are In order. Scott's Bluff Republican: The question of redisricting the state this winter Is already attracting the cloaeat Investigation of the people in tha eastern part of the stale and some of the politicians down there are already figuring how to block the game. Like the man of old their motto la "to keep all they have got and get as much more as they can." For twenty-threa years, tha western part of the state haa been with out proper representation and there are some people In tha eastern part of Ne braska who would Just as soon see It re main that way for the next twenty-three. Right la right at all times and w are bound to win Aurora Republican: The Washington friends of Uncle James p. Latta, twice the successful "check-book" candidate for congressman from the Third Nebraska dis trict, and the man who voted against the postal savings bank bill In the last ses sion of congress, are the authority for the statement that Mr. Latta will soon an nounce himself a candidate for the demo cratic nomination for governor In 1912. It Is said that Pan Stephens of Fremont will be a candidate to sueeed Itta In congress. Just where Kdgar Howard comes In In this arrangement Is not revealed. Howard Is nearer the people than either Latta or Stephens and should be consid ered. Geneva Signal: The esteemed IJncoln Jottrnsl says the appointment of Trof. Jackson, democratic candidate for office, to serve under the republican governor as deputy food commlslsoner Is the most striking example given this year of the breaking down of party lines, the said Journal being a strong believer In breaking down. Fudge. Everybody knows Mr. Jackson did not support Jim Dahlman for governor, and that ha waa appointed because of his dusty proolivltles. Real party . lines were not broken thla year. Tho party fenced' were merely temporarily removed, 'through tha -operation of the open primary, to permit the individual voters to have a personal scrap on the liquor question. The fences will be up all right next time If the brewery ghost Is laid In tha next two years. Grand Island Independent: There are evi dences hero and there that the opposition to the establishment of a parcels post sys tem la at all events not growing stronger. Indeed, there are Indications that here and there It Is giving way to the demand for SHOPPING BY IM I 'Li' I ' u. ..","' : ',i"imi,sjfMiss,. "' sssrrsrsr-v - USED BY MILLIONS Telephone shopping has become a habit with millions of women, because It Is more comfortable, and saves time and trouble In making;' long trips down town. The modern housewife demands a Br 11 Tela plione, bieaiiBi? it reaches r.ot only h r local shops but connects her with every larje city in the country. A Place f op Busy IVler to Lunch Men whose time in valuable don't care to waste it tit the noon hour. PL' 1 A I I A iiiioms mem a puice 10 tluced to the minimum. iiiufl exm'tiutf appetite fee ix delicious and 'Iry it todav. THE BOSTON LUNCH 1612 Farnam Street . 14C6 Douglas Street 1408 Farnam Street It. The op ositlon to the present express rsti are ,i factor, and the advocate of a panels punt aistem are making the most of their advantage in tlu.i reaped. Two Nibraska d inn rstlc ins last week spoke rstlier In favor of the aislem-the Columbus Trligtum and the flattings Pe puhllesti. merely str.iws. It ni.ght be sug gested, but possibly indicating in what di rection the wind Is blowing. Certainly, however, if sm h s si stem Is established, the rates should be made high enouch lo pay for Hi,, urn lit. A tsx on other branches of the service. In any shape or form, would not be Justifiable pr defen sible. Tecumseh Join nal Tribunal : We dislike to take Issue with i uv brethren of tha press, hut feel that duty depmnds that we protest against the ifforts ( Induce Governor elect Atdrleh ! i lt.ii, Ion the f id custom of appointing '.. patriotic gentlemen to serve as "colonels ,,n his staff. There have been occasions ",,in we longed for the privilege of donir.ua the gold-laced uni forms, and feel th- , ne should not tk any step v -licit mUhl dprl ome other good cltlr.cn .f the nKt which might at some time tnccit.e his--simply because we had been peroaa!lv deprived of that gra cious privilege. If the accomplished editors referred to have on Mrk of human kind ness left In their souls they will at once change fr;mt iiim thia momentous suh Jeet and even irt -.1st the governor-elect broaden his Mill t.f operation. And what is to become of the sp.endld uniforms thnt the "colonels" u.c forced to purchase If tho demand of the incoming administration for gold-laced clothes Is curtailed? Would it be right to cl-so toe 'market" and leave our democratic hrtthren with useless suits upon their hands or persons? ' CHEERY CHAFF. ".Much of a Job to get your husband t caro for the furnaoe?" "None whatever. We always keep a bar rel of prime cider In the cellar. "Judge. 7 ' ' "1 know a man who Is after Vour Sculp." " ho Is he?" . "A balr-ralsing specialist." Haltlmora American. "Ate you going 16 make nnv resolutions for 1911?" - , "Yes,'' replied tho unselfish man. "I am going to resolve thst everybody else ought lo economise." Washington Ptar. Mrs. Vlck-Senn Hobble skirls. Indeed! How- do you think I'd look In a hobble skirt? Her Husband (taken by surprise! Why, Victoria, you'd look ridiculously r hand some, my dear: Just as you I. ok in any thing you wear. Chicago Tribune. "Yes." said the haughty front row beauty. "I was a menilier of the original Plorodora sextet." "Dear met" cried the Johnnie. "I thought that was your mother!" Cleveland Plain Dealer. "1 believe Kmlly paints her face," "What makes you, think that?" "I snw her In the rirugalM'N the oilier morning, buying s me rouge." "That certainly does give color to the charge." Baltimore American. "You used to be an awful spendthrift." "Yep. Hut i ain't any longer.,' 'Oi. Reformed?" "No; spent It all." Cleveland leader. Madam No, you can't see my husband he's at the club. - You might wait he's due home after awhile. Caller Bui 1 want to ace Ultn the worst way. Madam You'd better wait, then he'll be that way when he comes home. Spokane Review. A CHRISTMAS TIE. Believe me. friend, That prettv t e. Of Scottish plaid Just takes my eye. Its bright, gay tints, Of your selection. Should harmonise With my complexion. Thu style ia good , And up to date; ' ' Its colors fnir To contemplate. 'Tis proper length And not too wide; I'll ivit It on With conscious pride; And If I'm asked Just where I bought It. I'll say, my friend. Good Santa brought It And that 'twas made Hy some great artist, Of artisans Perhaps the smartest! K. BEETPP!. TELEPHONE NEBRASKA TFLEPI ONE CO., A. K JJcAtfarm, Local Manager. Ball Barrio Is the World's Standard of Tolepboa) Efficiency. The Hoston Lunch A I . . eat wnero time is ro- The fare is sueh as tho could demand. The cof the 'pastries unexcelled.