TIIE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE: DECEMBER 2:. 1010. The Omaha Sunday Bee. FOUNDED BT FDWA RO KOSKWATKR. victor rosewater. EDITOR. m . Rntered at Omaha pcwtofflce at aecond elass matter. TERMS OF fll DSCRIITION. ftiinday Ilee. one year $3 Saturday Hee. one jeer 1..V) Ially Fm (without Sunday), on- year. .It ) Lally Uee anil Sunday, one yi-ar li t) DELIVERED RY CARRIER. Evening Ilee (without Biinday). pr WKk fie livening Hee (with Sunday). er week... ,10c Dally H (Including Sunday). per weok..t.e X'ally Uee (w.thout Sunday), per week..l'(c Address all complaints of Irregularities In livery to City Circulation Department. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha M N. Twent v-fourth St. Council Klurfs 15 Scott Htreet. IJneoln W Little Hu.ldlng. Chicago lfih Marquette Hulldlng. Kansas City K llanre fUHWlinwr Nw Tork 24 West Thlrtv-thlrd Street. Washington 72.1 Fourteenth Street, N. V. 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Morning, Evening and Sunday Bee printed during the month of November, 110, was as follows: 1.. .......... 3,SS0 18 43,800 t .43,600 17 44,230 . ..........43,000 IS 44,080 .... 43.670 It 43,760 ... 43,830 20 43,900 . 44,300. 21 43,910 7. ...... ...48,330 22 43,630 43,810 23 43,930 .84,680 21 43,680 10 4C470 25.... 43.740 II.. 44,640 26 43,160 11... 43,930 27 43,983 It. ....... ..44,300 28 43,380 14 43,350 2 43,340 It 43,950 SO 43,360 Total 1,330,880 Returned Copies 18,438 - Net Total.. 1,305,464 Dally Average 43,518 GEORGE B. TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. ' Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before one this 30th day of November, 1910. - ' M. P. WALKER. (Seal.) Notary Public. abacrlkcra leaving the rltr tem porarily ahoBld have The Hee mailed e them.- Addreae will be ehaaajed aa oftea aa reqaeateS. Howdy, Santa! Welcome to our city! No Evening Bee Monday. Merry Christmas to one and all. Today there Is Joy enough for all. Now, Just a moment. Has Santa Clan missed anybody? Eren Mr. Hobson can afford to Join la the rising anthem of peace. . Peace on earth was preached before Andrew Carnegie took it up as his slogan. If this keeps up, Medicine Hat will hare to get a pair of earmuffs out of the pack. . Mr. Carnegie is a lover of birds. "I love my eagles, but oh, you dove of peace!" Nothing to stop anyone starting in vlfrfit a w a v nn Phrltttmaa ahnnntna for next year. "Amateur volcano shows up in Kan sas." News item. Trust Kansas to strive for the best, anyway. Champ Clark ought to be certain those mules have kick-back straps on before starting them up the avenue. If Dr. Cook -would prepare a new lecture on "How I Buncoed Them," he might possibly revive the box office receipts. At any rate, England's prejudice against Amercan dollars did not keep Mr. Waldorf Alitor from being elected to Parliament. The New York Tribune discusses 'Murphy's Motives." Whoever thought before to question the motives of a Tammany chief? Ever hear of the democratic na tional committeeman for Nebraska making a motion to keep the party purged of crooks? Texas newspapers boast that Texas bow raises more mules than Missouri. Tes, but Texas cannot drive a span up Pennsylvania avenue. Only five of those New York babies were left In Houston, the Post tells us. Well, that partly atones for taking the entire number to Texas. Is the press report trying to be funny when it says that "This plan of the Spanish premier meets the 'ap proval of King Alfonso?" The extravagance of these times has begun to show Itself in our water sup ply. Ths Mississippi river is lower than it has ever been at this season. Former Secretary Olney should come west, then he would see that this reign of lawlessness, which he laments in' New England, does not extend far. Although he says he is not seeking another nomination for president, Mr Bryan, wants it distinctly understood that he proposes to write the platform again. Judging by the formidable charac ter of the program for the New Year's receptions at the White House, Presl dent Taft will have to Qualify in the strenuous class at least for a day. The Spirit of Christmas. Christmas to all means Joy. The peal of the shepherd song, that broke upon the Judran hills has never died away. Caught up from the angel host, it reverberates still triumphant, the one trans endant note that harmonizes human hearts. All the finer aspira tions of the soul find satisfaction In the melody of Ilethlohem. It is a joy of peace, purity, patience the spirit of Chrlatmas. "Peace on earth, good will toward men." And the angel cry is echoed by Him It proclaimed more than thirty years later: "Peace I leave with you, ray peace I give unto you." It la the dominant note In the economy of grace. Peace that brought rest to the world from , its perplexities and anxieties. Purity Is breathed In every thought of Christmas. It is first the purity of babyhood; life at its source the Per fect Man. Outwardly it Is sensed In the aroma of the frankincense and myrrh, the gifts of the wise men, and it comes to fullness in the life to follow. Through the ages mankind waited patiently for the coming of its king. Infinity waited for the fullness of time to complete Its great plan. The three wise men, led by the star In their long, lonely vigil, are emblematic of patience. Even the humble shepherds, leaving their flocks on the hills, crept closer In patient hope, to "see this thing which Is come to pass." The thought comes most forcibly In Van Dyke's "Fourth Wise Man," who, was to make the Journey with the three, but, pressing on his broken way alone, never saw his King until he saw him borne up grim Golgotha. The world In the intensity of its practical life today needs more peace, more purity, more patience. It can find the lesson in the real 6pirlt of Christmas without losing any of its Joy and merriment. Giving and re ceiving presents is not all there Is to this festival, That we know from the illusion for happy childhood that Is weaved about It. No one need to be over-solemn to get the solemn and in spiring truth of the real Christmas spirit. Let it continue to be a season of Joy and praise, but these virtues are richest In the serious, seasoned aspect of the inside fact. Fortunes of the Future. The Rockefellers and the Carnegles evidently are not Insensible to the be lief that personal fortunes of $500, 000,000 and $600,000,000 are not creditable in the people's eyes and will be difficult for any man to acquire In the future. Neither can they be in different to the growing demand for, a more lfvely distribution of wealth now. They seem to have anticipated some such disposition and therefore prefer to give away their own millions rather than have it done for them or their heirs after they are gone; " In the minds of many this has much to do with the strenuous campaign of giving which our multl-mllllonalres are carrying on with such consistency. Of course, it is impossible to tell Just how far the moral principle of Justify ing the possession of fortunes like theirs actuates them, but it is not in conceivable that It has its effect. Nor can it reasonably be doubted that these men's views on such matters are very different now from what they were when they were striving so fiercely to acquire their fabulous riches. Some sort of uncomfortable weight seems to press down on the mind of the man with such a personal fortune as he nears the end of his active career and begins to strike the balance In his life's activities.. Public opinion may have scored a greater victory than .it realizes. And yet, of course, in all ages there have been powerful rich and powerless poor people, and probably always will be. It is even a question if the dis parity is bo much greater today than it has been at other periods In history. What Is more probable la that the rich man of the present is more mindful of his poor brother than was the rich man of the past. , Still, It Is reasona ble to believe that such colossal for tunes as some men now possess will not be so common in the future, whether the restriction comes about through self-abnegation or involun tary submission. - ' Mothers of Then and Now. The "popular" writer who bewails what he assumes to be the fact that the "old-fashioned" mother Is no more Is liable to defeat his own purpose if that be inculcating in children the highest possible regard for their parents, it is a danger which even the quantitative theory of literature or space rates cannot Justify. The mother of the past, of course, was different from the mother of the present; as different on the whole as the conditions of life then and now, but since her daughter Is the mother of the present there must be some points of similarity. All the good in our mothers and grandmothers cer tainly could not have vanished. It will be paying scant tribute to those dear, good women who have laid down their precepts 'and examples and passed on to say so. And, of course, this writer does not mean to do that, yet he comes very near doing what he does not Intend. The fallacy of the whole sentimental notion that because things and people are not like they used to be they are not as good lies in the patent fact that they cannot be alike, and if they were It would simply be because of the pres ent generation being so much inferior to the past that it was unable to do no more than stand still. With alt the advantages of progress and develop ment which time offers it would be a race of weaklings that did not lift life to higher, planes with succeeding gen erations. And no one dare say that life Is not on a higher plane today than It was fifty years ago. Of course, it Is because, largely, of the Inspiring Influences and the sturdy character training derived from our ancestry of the past. There Is no other way of Justly acknowledging our debt to our forefathers than by claiming to have wrought improvement In the condi tions of life. British Nomination Methods. An article In the Outlook calls at tention to the peculiar methods of nominating candidates for parliament In England, so essentially different from those in the United States as to make it difficult for us to understand them. In England the selection of the party candidate In a constituency Is generally made by a small subcom mittee of the executive council of the party associations. Such a thing, we are further told, as the participation of the members, even of the local as sociation, in this selection Is prac tically unknown, and the participation of all party voters In a constituency through such a means-as a primary election is absolutely unknown. . Ac cording to' British practice, if the nom inating committee cannot find a local man available for the nomination, as sistance Is asked of the headquarters association of the party in London, which Is always ready to suggest can didates when they are wanted. There Is comparatively little competition for nominations for parliament, for va rious reasons; first, that the position carries no pay; second, .that It gives no power of . patronags; third, that the member can do very little to pro mote the special Interests of his con stituency; fourth, that the election ex penses must be paid by the candidates; and fifth, that the parliamentary elec tion is seldom a stepping stone to something better. In a word, party nominations in England come from the top down instead of from the bottom up, and represent traditions of consti tutional .monarchy diametrically op posed to our Idea of democracy. And yet, the actual results In Eng land and America are not so very dif ferent despite contrasting methods of nomination. Adverting to this in a recent conversation, Sir Horace Plun kett, who is visiting in this country, declared that the object kept in view by political parties abroad, as well as here, is to put up candidates who will win, and that whatever method of slft-lng-out is adopted, the effort is to se cure a candidate who can command the party strength and a majority of the votes, In -England If a constitu ency-poaatss no one giving promise of success, -.the central authorities of the party supply one from some other part of the kingdom. In our country we, . asa 'rula,: make residence in the district 'a 'prerequisite for nomination, although even this has not been rig idly adhered to. Our conventions and primaries are therefore trial heats to ascertain which of the available as pirants exhibit the best vote-getting abilities, and the strongest man by this test is pitted against the candidate of the opposition similarly selected. The popular vote at the election is in each case the arbitrament which determines whether the preliminary choice was a wise one or not This popular vote is the brake on nomination abuses in England, Just as it is with us,' and is what r brings the level of ability In parliament at least up to the level of congress .in this country, where our nomination methods require a double Instead of a single appeal to popular support. When Wars Are Banished. That passage of the letter by which Andrew Carnegie has dedicated his $10,000,000 foundation to promote in ternational peace which relates to the disposition of the fund after Its object shall have been achieved Is significant and suggestive. The deed of trust pro vides that the income may, when wars are no more, be devoted to the uplift of humankind as may be deemed best To quote Mr. Carnegie's words the trustees will, when that mlllenium of peace arrives: Consider what la the next most degrad ing evil or evils whose banlBbment or what new elevating element or elements if introduced or fathered, or both com binedwould most advance the progress, elevation and happiness of man, and so on from century to century without end, my trusteea of each age shall determine how they can best aid man In his upward march to higher and higher stages of de velopment unceasingly, for now we know that man was created not with an instinct for his own degradation, but imbued with the desire and power of Improvement to which, perchance, there may be no limit short of perfection even here In thla life upon earth. It Is worth while observing that Mr. Carnegie does not delude himself with the idea that the banishment of war will in itself prove to be the panacea for all human Ills. Many evils and heavy burdens may be ascribed to the havoc wrought by war and the hard ships inflicted by preparation for war, and there is reason to believe that without war, or the fear of war, the concentration of effort now diverted In these directions upon wealth-producing enterprises or useful service would be a tremendous factor for prosperity and progress. But every age brings its new prob lems and new abuses to be reformed and every forward step shows higher altitudes to be reached. The banish ment of war is therefore not the ulti mate goal, but rather the closer ap proach of mankind to more perfect life on -earth. When wars are no more there will still be useful rurposes to which the peace fund ran be applied, and the realization of this fact is proof that Mr. Carnegie Is not obsessed of one idea, but has a broader and more far-reaching vision than the founders of most of our philanthropies. The Craze for Insanity. People might become alarmed over the disclosure by Dr. N. Allen Starr of New York that Insanity has Increased in the United States during the last ten years 103.9 per cent were it not that they had been previously in formed by an eastern college professor that within 100 years everybody would be crazy. That simply reduces the state of our mind to a relative proposi tion and shows that as an alert and progressive people we are making bet ter headway toward the universal goal than might have been supposed. To be sure, it would be best if all could reach there at the same time, for any body can discern the disadvantages of an uneven race. But the census returns and Dr Starr's comments appeal to the serious consideration of people. He is un questionably right In his contention: The crying need of the present day Is a realisation that we live too fast; that we work too fast; that we strive too In tensely; that we feel too keenly. Mod eration, not, excess, lends to health. ' The fact that nervous disorders are at the base of a large percentage of the insanity tends ' to confirm this theory. Nor Is it surprising to learn that excessive indulgence' in drink plays a considerable part It la one of the steps, often, in the progress of a nervous breakdown. The old Idea of drowning one's troubles may have just as much to do with these statis tics as does the convivial habit. But aside from drink, the tendency toward excesses Is marked enough In ouf American life to call for serious thought. We plead the excuse that we live In a strenuous age and must move swiftly or be swept away in the current. But moderation and stren uoslty are not antitheses. One of the most strenuous Americans is also one of the most moderate. Moderation Is a habit of mind Into which, if people get, they may move very swiftly with out harm. What Is needed Is careful living, and careful working system and method. But It is a condition and not a theory that confronts the nation. So it is well that a plan has been set on foot similar to that combatting tu berculosis, to teach people how to cor rect the abuses that are filling insane asylums and untimely graves. It Is one of the things that makes us see all the people of the present day are not Immoderate. Where Prophets Fail. .Senator Lafayette Young of Iowa, In his "maiden" speech in the senate, said: With McKlnley died the old era and an imosities of a great war. Under his lead ership the men In gray found themselves again In blue. His work was done. The mourners soon welcomed the new president. His entrance was quick and stalwart. He could scarcely have known the new duties that were to come upon him. Most people now will agree that even the keen Insight of Theodore Roosevelt scarcely penetrated the short period of seven years enough to comprehend what actually lay within them. He was a young man who saw visions, but his own pledge to carry out the McKlnley policies, held up in the light of his subsequent deeds, af ford proof, that even his broad vision did not take it all in. And his fidelity to that self-imposed trust has never been questioned. Again referring to McKlnley, Sena tor Young said: IJke Lincoln, he died at the end of a great epoch, facing duties so discordant and alien to his heart and soul that he could never have met them. It is now generally accepted that Colonel Roosevelt was specially raised up to discharge these duties, which, Senator Young believes, McKlnley could not have met The Iowa senator spoke from the same spot where, sixty years before, John C. Calhoun, too feeble to deliver it, had his laBt speech in the senate read for him. In it he pleaded for peace and against war and was so firmly committed to the doctrine that as a means of securing it he advocated the impossible proposal of two presi dents, one to act as a check upon the other. "And your young men shall see visions and your old men shall dream dreams." Calhoun, too, was a man of wisdom and foresight but this was a dream as fantastic as that of his pet doctrine of nullification. He, no more than his contemporaries, could look into the future and see this na tion within little more than half a century with nearly 100,000,000 peo ple, at peace with the world and still under one flag and one government. Magnify as much aa we will the seers of past or present, we can find none with wisdom to grasp the full future of the republic. Calhoun did not see It in his day; nor Lincoln, nor. McKlnley, nor Roosevelt in his. Its possibilities are too great All that even the giants among us can hope to achieve is each his own comparatively small part in working out a destiny for the nation higher than what in their wildest hopes the founders did not dare picture. Dr. Cook now frankly admits he was in a delirium when he, sought the North Pole. Some people believe that is the only state of mind In which any man could undertake the mission. In the early days of the republic members of congress got together and made the nominations for president and vice president for their respective parties. Some members of congress are Just now evincing a disposition to resuma this practice. The United States Is catching up with the world procession by inaugu rating a postal savings bank system. It will take another step In line with progressive countries when it extends Its activities to Include the parcels post Mr. Bryan says he Is not a candi date for the democratic presidential nomination for 1912, but he does not offer to give bond that he would not take it if the people should insist on putting it over on him. Kentucky refuses to be fettered by that peace proposal. Two men have Just been shot down In Mount Sterling. You cannot bribe those Blue Grass boys with even $10, 000,000. The Globe-Democrat says a pound of bacon costs as much as a pound of candy. Yes, and for nutrition It Is worth ten times as much, especially if It is Nebraska bacon. "Kansas ought to speak now," says the Kansas City 'Star. That is the first time we ever heard of Kansas for getting its lines long enough to need the prompter. Switzerland proposes to revise the calendar, giving us one more day. We do not care how the division is made. Just so they make that extra day a pay day. "Boss" Murphy of Tammany will continue receiving applications of would-be senators during the holidays. He insists he has not yet made his se lection. The Jlnaro Millenium. Wall Street Journal. Our Washington Jingoes won't sleep wajl until one-half of the able-bodied men In this country are supported by the other half. lloost for National Goodwill. " Philadelphia Record. The feebler the evidences of love of peace on the cart of the mllltarv a-overn- mentn, so much the greater the reason for Andrew Catpegle's Institution. A Test that Tell. Cleveland Leader. After all. the explanation of Dr. Cook does not look so Improbable to the man who has to get up at 6 o'clock to shovel the snow off his sidewalk before he goes to work. Thla Is Uolag Some. Buffalo Express. The Mauretania on ita return trip to England passed certain ships still west ward bound that had sailed from England ahead of It, and had been overtaken and passed on . the Journey to the United States. To say that this la "going some" is Inadequate, but no more . fitting char acterization suggests Itself. Consolation for the Pat Man. Philadelphia Reoord. The fat man who has to climb into an upper berth will hereafter have a slight pecuniary consolation for his acrobatic efforts. He will pay 30 per cent less than the man on the ground floor. Mr. Lane of the Interstate Commerce commission, estimates that the climbers will save a million and a half annually by this, but the reduction Is not so great that the Pull man stockholders need to fear an end of the "watermelons" they have been cutting during the lat dozen years. Giving- the Hal I road Away. . Springfield (Mass.), Republican. Speaking before the federal commission to report on the subject of public con trol of railroad capitalisation, Francis Lynda Stetson, legal representative of the J. P. Morgan firm, ridiculed the no tion that overcapitalization bad a tendency to cause unduly high rates. Then be said that "If we only had one road without any competition and no government regu lation, it Is likely that overcapitalized roads would be Inclined to raise the rate." Bo the notion he ridiculed cannot be so ridiculous after all for most roads left to themselves have been Inclined to In flate their capital, and the situation then Is similar to that described In the quoted sentence. L Our Birthday Book. December 88, 110. Sir Isaac Newton, the great philosopher and mathematician, was born December 25, 1642, at Wools thorp, England, and died In 1737, with burial In Westminster abbey. He deduced the theory of universal gravi tation by watching an apple fall from a tree. Patrick fl. GIlmore, the great bandmas ter, was born on Christmas day, 1830. He was a native of Ireland, and dllmore and his band have entertained crowned heads and populace In nearly all civilized coun tries of the world. Judge John F, Dillon, until recently head of the law department of the Western Union, waa bom December 25, 1531, In New York state. He was a Judge on the bench over In Iowa when Jay Gould took him to New York to be his legal adviser. Dillon on "Municipal Corporations" la a standard work on that subject. Eldrldge T. Gerry, head of tha Gerry Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Children, Is 73 years old today. He Is a lawyer by profession and has a private law library of 30,000 volumes. Thomas McCagua, head of the well known McCague family In this city, is cel ebrating his Kith birthday today. He was one of tha pioneers of Omaha and before that a missionary worker In Africa. Frank Walters, general manager of tha Northwestern Unas west of the Missouri, with headquarters at Omaha, la Just 45 years old this Christmas day. He waa bom In Cedar Fails, la., and made his start In the railway business In 182. He came to Omaha In 1906 as assistant general manager and waa made general manager within the year. Dr. E. A. Van Fleet, practicing physi cian In the McCague block, waa bom De cember 26. 1868, at Randolph. Wis. He Is a graduate of the Omaha Medical college and has been pact Icing In Omaha for eight years. Irven W. Barr, stamp clerk at the Omaha postofflos. Is celebrating his (1st birthday today. He waa born at Ash land and haa been In the postal service since 1904. CHRISTMAS BOXES. Never look the rrlce tug In the face. With rare exception Santa Claus' stock goes Into the hands of Joyful receiver. The Christmas box presented to the country by one Pr. Cook contains an abundance of greens for the green. Kxplorera of ancient times have traced to the Joe Miller era the "gig of the season. Tls more blessed to give than to receive." The gracious good will of the weather man In presenting the corn belt with a modest "White Christmas" wipes the slate of past errors and grievances. Merry Christmas, you old rascal! Philosopher Dooley Is the father of twins and Ilcnnessv Is a grandfather. The dual evrnt Justifies a Christmas conversation, but the noise In the nursery smothers the vocal efforts of the elders. When the tumult and the shouting of the youngsters wanes and vanishes Into sleep, then the weary papa puts the night cap where It will do the most good and scoots for the lnnd of snores. In the days of old when knights were bold and fun of boot and song, there was none merry enough to remark to his lady love. "You look like a Christmas tree." It takes modem courage to say things. No amount of pictorial art or tomes of personal description could convince the Chicago university that Santa Claus Is a person with mighty whiskers and flow ing locks. The C. U. Santa Is beardless and sporta a wig. The Missouri section of Kansas City sends a Christmas message to Its partner across the border announcing that after tho first of the year church raffles will be included In the list of gambling offenses. The unexpected moral uplift will check the circulation of sporting blood among the Kansans and restrict visits across the line, to those In search of spirituous consolation. . The tenth annual Christmas box of the Manitoba Tree Press of Winnipeg is a llttlo roll of hewsprlnt paper sent to the breathren south of the line as a reminder of Western Canada stock of wood pulp from which the bigger rolls are drawn with such regularity and cost as to make the publishers' cash box scream. The usual dainty booklet accompanies the roll carry ing a wonderful message of progress and settlement fortified with statistics. MNtHILX WAS DimCREJiT, Ambassador Held'a Meakare of the Martyr President. Minneapolis Journal. Ambasador Reld has been telling the English what manner of man Lincoln was. He declared Lincoln to be - greater than Bismarck "who created an empire," or Gambetta, "who saved a fallen people," or "Martini, "who helped put a new soul In another," or Ito, "who transformed some hermit Islanders Into the present first of Asiatic and peer of European powers." Will the English believe Mr. Reld, will Europe? The Europeans think, of course, In European terms, and Judge by European standards. So that to reach their Judg ment Mr. Reld was forced to make com parlsons. But waa his superlative quali fication of the emancipator In any part American "spread-eagleism T' We should agree at once that Lincoln waa far greater than Gambetta or Maaslnl, greater also than Ito. We believe It la a fact that he waa greater than any man In Europe since Napoleon, with the ex ception only of Bismarck,, who la one of the half dozen great figures . of history, and we would prefer to. say. not that ha waa greater than Bismarck, but dif ferent from him, and that bis difference waa better than Bismarck's kind. The ambassador; put his finger on Lin coln's distinction. ' "There la but one key save events to the character of thla strange, uncouth, self-educated, gifted and ambitious son of the ' commonest of the common people. His nature from child hood waa one of absolute truthfulness, with himself as well aa with others; of abso lute honesty, with himself aa well as with others; and of an absolute courage that would face the stake If need be for his convictions of duty." We realize Lincoln's Intellect and his genius, which are peer of the greatest But do we realise the greatness of the man's character, his Justice, his lack of egoism, his truth? Therein he differs from the great men of Europe, therein he is American. What Coleridge deplored as so Infrequent and praised as so fine, Lincoln waa "the great, good man." SPICED PLEASANTRIES. "Do you believe In iganta Claus?" asked one small boy. "Yes." replied the other. "I nearly saw him one night, only father caught him and ne lurnea out to be a burglar." Washing. ton Star. Earnest Pilgrim Please send a large bunch of red roses to this address and charge It to me. Clerk Yes, sir; and your name? Earnest Pilgrim Oh. never mind the name; shell understand. Harvard Lam poon. "Yes; I asked my husband for $2 and he gave me 16." "Does your husband often give you more than you ask for?" "Not often. This time I told him I wanted to buy him some Christmas cigars." Louisville Courier-Journal. Fair Customer Haven't you some book that would be especially suitable for a young man? Salesgirl I don't know. How would "Hints of Household Economy" or "Young Man, Why Remain a Bachelor?" or Fair Customer Let me see that one, please, Chicago Tribune. An astronomer says science doesn't rec ognize the Star of Bethlehem. And, If we remember light, science also failed to recognize the Halley comet. Cleveland Plain Dealer. "I want my boy to, believe In Santa Claus. Why rob him of his harmless illusions?" "And do you believe in Santa Claus, sonny?" "I let mother think I do," answered the urchin cautiously. "Why rob her of her harmless Illusions?" Washington Her ald. "What are wou going to give your wife?" "I think I'll give her a 160 check and then try to coax It away from her after Christmas." Louisville Courier-Journal. A Merry Christmas to All Our Friends for we count all Omaha as our friends and we thank you for the generous patronage accorded u. Stors will t closed all day Monday. Browning, King & Co. R. 3. WILCOX, Manager SERMONS BOILED DOWN. Ive never listens to fear. It's a long way to graven by ti e bark door. Tou do not gain strength by pina, fni sympathy. When n sin suits us It nunlly hi:,im' insignificant. llsrpiiH'ss nnrt holiness take turns at being cause ami effect. "Thy will be done ' cMls for ro-opcrsi i n as well as trolgnattnn. When the pre.uiirr Is elevating hlmM-'f he Is lifting no one rise. When you see a saint f Itiimderltig sroiunl you may be sure he Is tripping over bot rowed garments of piety. Many think that It ! trust In ProvMem that enables them to remain calm in th face of the disasters of others. ChlrftK" Tribune. CHRISTMAS POETRY. The War to Itethlehem. The way to Bethlehem Is f lower-st rewert Where children lightly run, Hearing gay gsrlanils to the tnanser, ruile. For Him, the Holy One. The way to Itrthlrhem Is fragrant-fair With lingering odors, sweet. Where loving ones bear myrrh and spike nard, rare. To lay at Jesus' feet. The way to Bethlehem, o'er vale and erest, Kchoes with carols, far. As hope's glad pilgrims on that pathway blest. Follow the Beacon Star. REBECCA FARSON M'KAT. Chicago, December 5, 1910. When Santa Comes to Town, I. We may be old and wrinkled, ' We may be crippled, too; We may have aches and pains galore. As many of us do; But somehow hearts grow young a?aln And smiles replace each frown. And all our "Jims' get limbered up When Panta comes to town. , II. ' ' 1 ' We may be young and foolish And shoulder lots of blame; There may be habits we must break, And tempers we must tame; Hi" I somehow all thee pesterln" thing Far to the background hike. And all the snarls get straightened out When Santa hits the pike, III. i We may be oh, so homely, Our faces fairly ache; The beauty doctors may refuse Our stubborn case to take; But aomehew features are transformed And uncouth nose and chin i Acquire proportions beatlful When Santa's train rolls In. IV, We may have Joined the tightwads All year, and dodged expense; We may have skimped and shaved and saved Each day with diligence; But somehow pursestrings loosen, up And bills long treasured break And melt Into a million Joys . When Santa drives his stake. , We may have called each other names And spoke our thoughts out freely. But we were hastly then and rash (We loved each other, r"y But now we mind our Ps and Qs And words and actloni sweet Make life take on a rosy tint When Santa's en his beat. Omaha, 1310. BAYOLL NE TRELB. laeleas Mistletoe. We read In song and story of the maiden coy and fair Who takea a sprig of mistletoe and sticks It In her hair, And then eludes the fellow who would claim the precious kiss, And giggles as he follows. She may be a fretty miss, ' care not for sttch pleasure as em bracing her may be The girl who doesn't need the mistletoe's the one for me. Let other fasten mistletoe' upon the chan deliers . And, screeching, seek the comers every time a man appear; Let them run and let them giggle, let them dodge and dare and tease; AI their wishes may be alluring, they may have the grace to please. But I care not for such pleasures a to flirt with them mav be The girl who doesn't need the mistletoe the one for me. T. E. M. In New York Telegram Comfort for skin tortured babies and rest for tired, fretted mothers. A warm bath with Cuticura Soap, followed by a gentle anointing with Cuticura Ointment, is generally suffi cient to afford immediate comfort in the most dis tressing forms of itching, burning and scaly eczemas, rashes, irritations and in flammations of infants and children, permit sleep for child and rest for mother, and point to permanent re lief when other methods fail. Peace falls upon dis tracted households when Cuticura Soap and Oint ment enter. No others cost to little and do so much. ftcjaW ctij here. Sena te feoar. Drag ft CT. fm ism took aa ths ikta. ' 1 i