14 TIIE BEE: OMAHA, KATUTtDAY. DEOEMHEIt 10, 1010. The omaiia Daily I tin: I OI'M'SD HIT F.I'WARI) P.OSKWATEtl. VICTOIl KOSFiWATEId EDITOR. rlnureil Ht Omaha postottlc a Second c'.bk mailer, , TLUMU OF EinsunirTioN i-'iinilay ilee, one year ..12.50 .-atmduy liee, one year I ally le (without Sunday!, en year i ally lire and riunuay, ona year ii 50 4U ts Di;LI VfcRKU l't C. A Kill kit. l.wnil K l;ee (without HuiiiJav), per week So K.ciiiii lii e ( with Cundayi, per week luo ijAv nee iirn-liiriin M.n.liv. per week..lic 'aily Lee UNithnut Hunuay). per week..l') AiiaitM an complaints iirfnumni in delivery to City Circulation Department. OFF'ICKH. imalm-the );ee Imildlnsj. Smith oinaha 2i .North Twenty-fourth Hrm. i.ouin-ll Muffs -16 Feott street. l.li.coiii- ;J'i Little Building. (. UcBko - i..4i Marqiitf.- nuil'llng. New . ik-llocnis ilOl-llui ti . 34 Weat Thlrty-tlmd street. W aldington iiu Fourteenth Street, N. 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'igschuik. treasurer ot Tha Use lublinhing company, being duly rfworn says tliat the actual number of full an complete copies of Tha Dally, Morning, Ikveiiimi and 8undy Be printed during the mcnlu of November, J Kill. was aa 3 10 II follows- . .. .4J,6PO . ...43,600 .... 43,000 43,67 . . . .48,930 . . . .44 00 . . , .46,330 ....43.810 ... .114,880 . . . .46.470 ... .44.040 , .43,850 , .44,830 , .44,080 . .43,780 . .43.S00 . .43,810 . .43,680 . .43,930 . . 48,830 aa i An 'an iso i it.. 12 ,....43,980 It 44,300 14 .43,350 11 43,950 Total Returned copies , 17,, , ,.43,8uo I 28 43,3110 29.. 10.. .43,340 .43,3)0 , .1,330,880 16,43 ' Net Total..... Dally Average gi:u. 1,303,454 43,615 TZSCHUCK. Treasurer. Fubscribed In lr? presence and sworn to betore ma tills liOtn day of November. 1910. M. K WALKEK, tsoal.) Notary Public Subscribers leaf last tha. eitr teo. porarllr should have The Be inn lied to then,. Address will be ehaasec aa aftett aa reqaested. If Milwaukee does bar Salome, then it its all off. The Initiative and referendum is the ingrowing nail of politics. Champ Clark Is still ferninst the speaker's auto. He prefers his mules. Miss Democracy better keep her eye down or she may get It full of plum Juice. Congress has been in session nearly a week and not a motion yet to ad journ. It Is too early to figure out how the American muckraker has fared In this Mexican revolt The boss who fills his pen from the syrup jug, of course, can write an or der that will stick. It is consistent that the actor In the vaudeville newspaper should take to tbe vaudeville stage. Now, if Santa Claus wants to find us happy let him head off the coal bills until after Christmas. W'th all the mean things they have said of Uncle Joe, nobody has yet named a cigar after him. The housewife made a good fight on the fly last season, but we notice that the fly staid for the count. The returns are in and the man who acted as his own lawyer gets a life sentence. The lawyers "win again. Already those Mexican rebels, ac cording to reports, have taken more towns than there are In the republic. "Safe, sane and long," la the popu lar verdict on the president's message Length, under such circumstances Is all right. Why get 60 Impatient with Secre tary Knox for not recognizing the new govern inert of Portugal? Maybe he does not recopnlze it. The hobble skirt has produced one result it has led to the abolition of the high steps on street cars in Tren ton, N. J. Evidently come to stay, then. Now that Hon. John Lee Webster has been mentioned for one of the places on the supreme court bench, tbe list may bo considered as fully made ,tip. The New York Tribune calls attention to the fait that "Foss'' thynire wltli "Imbs." it rhymes with "loss." too. Washington Also moss. Mr. Tawney thinks congress will do well at this selon if it passes the appropriation bill, let alone any others. Of course, Mr. Tawney blames the new rules. The retiring adjutant general of the btate recommends that the salary ot the ofT.ce be increased for the benefit cf his successor. It may bo well to note In this connection that the office has uever gone begging because the pay Is too low. The only population club that ever wade good, so far as we know, is the Spokane One Hundred Thousaud tlub. That city shows 104.102, a gain ince 100 of 67,654. It speaks well for the boosting it has done. The Anthracite Coal Cas. About the time President Kooaevelt Instituted bis Investigation In the an thracite coal case tbe statement waa printed In newnpapers and rnaaaxines that Din ratlroada carrying this coal not only controlled lta tranaportation, but also lta production. Evidently this waa a base libel, for the circuit court of the United State haa discov ered that there la not even an agree ment between the coal-carrying rail reads that governs rates or affects prlcea illegally, and that the charge of conspiracy la this direction la un founded. And fc this decision comes after a period of three years, of course, it is all tbe more notable, whether It will ever prove popular or not. The outcome of this case must.be generally disappointing. It is proba ble that the matter had been forgotten by most people, for so many other things have come up In the last three years to require attention. The lay man must not be blamed If he falls to appreciate the necessity of taking three years to determine the facts In a case of this character, . It does seem that if they are go apparent as the out come seeks to make them they might have been discovered long ago. The production of anthracite coal continues to Increase year by year and wages in the mines have not of late undergone any appreciable change. In prices to the consumer what changes have been made are upward, never downward. It Is one of the anoma lies of this Industry how such condl- tlonB Increased production Increased consumption, with no corresponding increase in cost 'of mining, serves to keeu prices on a rising level. Cer tainly It Is a well-managed business that can maintain things that way, and that, too, without any "agree ment" as to prices or transportation. All honor to these barons of the black diamond valley of Pennsylvania! We gladly pay the little etra each winter to witness such superb skill. In the meantime let us hope that If the con spiracy is not in restraint of trade It be diBsoIr-ed, anyway, in the interest of fair play. Progress in the Philippines. The Filipinos continue to make progress. Peace, law and order pre vail throughout the islands, according to the report - of Secretary of War Dickinson, who recently made a thor ough tour of Inspection there. His statement is full of encouragement and sympathetic of the aspirations of this people for independence, but he declares that many ot the most con servative and substantial Fillplnds would view premature independence with consternation. On this point he adds: There are very many highly educated Filipinos many men of talent, ability and brilliancy but the percentage in omparlson with those who are wholly untrained In an understanding of, and the exercise of, political right under a re publican form of government Is so small, and under the best and most rapid devel opment possible under existing eonuitlons, will for a long period continue so small that it la a delusion. If the present policy of control of the Islands by the American people shall continue, to encourage,, the Filipino people In the hope that he admin. Istratlon of the Island will be turned over to them within the time Of the present generation. It Is one ot the hopeful signs to Americans and represents a tremen dous stride forward that the legisla tive assembly, controlled by the na tionalist party, which was organized to oppose American rule,' "has enacted laws for the promotion of development and progress along lines advocated by the governor general, showing that responsibility steadies action." This party is liberally supporting education and Internal development. This is as good and convincing proof as could be cited that American influence has been unselfish and righteous. Then we see by further study ot conditions there that steadily Americans are withdraw ing and making places for Filipinos. In the civil service the number of Americans is steadily diminishing, and that of the natives increasing. It is such object lessons ot their sincer ity as this that has convinced the Fil ipino of American friendship and good faith, and that is why, more than all else, such vast progress is being made by the natives. TSo Monetary Keform Soon. Secretary of the Treasury McVeagh makes a strong plea for a currency reform, giving us a panic-proof mone tary system instead of tbe present one, which he declares is panic-breeding. It is a plea for greater elasticity in our banking Iswb, which, of course, is not a new demand in this country. But the secretary prudently recognizes the Improbability ct such legislation soon, when he urges that "if there Is no prospect of such currency reform the banking system should be developed to perform an International function." He Joins the recommendation of tbe president. In his annual message, for banks or branches abroad, which, they maintain, in connection with an ade quate merchant marine, would result In building up American foreign com merce. The secretary is even more emphatic on this point than the presi dent, saying: W ahall never be a full-fledged com mercial nation unless we have merchant ships of our own and foreign banka of cur own. We should have banks at all porta that are Important -to our com merce. , This principle, however, la not nearly so popular aa la the demand for a more elastic monetary system. Tbe need of this has been plainly shown, and President Taft's monetary com mission la hard at work on the matter. still we see no prospect for a aitlsfac tory change for at least three years. Admlttedly lltU can be expected at the present short session of congress snd we are not warranted in hoping for results daring the next two years of a democratic majority in the house. The reasons are obvious. Secretary McVeagh's contention that the weak nets of our financial status Is In the system and not Its administration is likely to be generally approved. He has the weight of argument with him In his stern rebuke of Senator Al drlch's criticism that this government could be run for $300,000,000 less. When we reflect that at the .time the senator made that statement It was costing only about $660,000,000 to run the government and that a large proportion of this was Interest and pension money, we may readily see the injustice of the criticism. As the secretary points out, such unfounded attacks are exceedingly harmful, for they are bound to carry a vast Influ ence and sow seeds of Injurious mal content, discrediting the splendid economies the Treasury department, as well as every other department of the government, Is effecting. The High. School Conne. The proposal to add a course of business Instruction to the curriculum of the Omaha High school brtags up again for discussion the policy pur sued in that institution. A number of changes have recently been made, the wisdom of which is not yet established. One of the difficulties attending the control of publio schools, and es pecially the high schools, has been the pressure from faddists for recognition of their peculiar views, A result of this has been that the course of in struction is overburdened with special ties and the teachers .are pressed be yond their capacity to the end that the fundamentals of education suffer be cause the teachers and scholars alike have not sufficient time to cover the ground thoroughly. The plea In favor of the addition of a business course to the high school Is that the students now leave school poorly prepared to enter business life. The new plan lo Intended to remedy this. Under the present school ar rangements the average age at which a pupil enters the high school is about 14. At this age their employment during the school period is forbidden by the Nebraska law. Serious doubts exist as to whether at this time the child has developed mentally to a point where practical training In any line Is of distinct advantage. Experi ence has proven that boys under 16 are not well adapted to being taught the mechanical trades. When they do take up a trade their period of appren ticeship is extended to cover their adolescence. This should be a sug gestion to the educators. The motive Is not in question. It is the purpose of the schools to train boys and girls so they will be useful in the duties ot life they must take up when school time is finished. This purpose can best be accornpliohed in the public schools by thoroughly grounding the pupils In the fundamentals, so that when the time comes that they will have to take up the practical they will not be handicapped by lack of proper training in the branches that are es sentially requisite for success. Mrs. F.ddy establishes a precedent in 'the matter of testamentary be quests when she wills all her fortune back to its source. She gives it to the Christian Science church and for the propagation of the faith on the theory that it came from there. A splendid philosophy is represented in that act. It would be a great thing for the world it more such wills might be administered. Nor can one doubt that with the death of its founder this faith has but come to the flood-tide of its career. It is bound to flow on in vaster volume from this point. The annual report of Secretary Bal- llnger will be a distinct disappoint ment to the "ghost dancers" who have shrieked so vociferously around his patn. Mr. lianinger presents sane reasons for the policy pursued by his department and urges on congress w-lse action for the further conserva tion of the public domain and natural resources, and it is to be hoped that congress will pay more attention to the secretary than it does to the "ghost dancers." Those tender-hearted Council Bluffs officials remind us strongly of the woman who belongs to the Audubon society aud wears a bird In her bat. It might be well for some inventive genius to devise a form of euthanasia for the uses of park animals whose vlclousness condemns them to death. Attorney General Mullen may come home from Washington Consoled by the fact that he Is not the first attor ney general for Nebraska to bawl up his case In tbe supreme court. It is on record that the maximum rate hearing, some docen of years ago, went the same way. The World-Herald goea Into a some what elaborate explanation of "insur gency,' its cause an1 effect, but falls to explain Just why the republican voters of Lancaster county should have preferred a democrat to a repub lican when making their selection for congress. Hereafter wise prospectors looking for a new stake will pass up the gold fields and head for the North pole, then come back and write their "ov.-n story" about It. Shooting at random and hitting father four times Is an abbolutely cer- tain way ot ending family distur bance. Hut the law of the land la not likely to give countenance to such proceedings. The regular annual show of "Sav ing the Indian Warehouse, or, Who'B Got the Pull?" Is to be staged In Washington. A session of congress without this performance would not be official. Governor-elect Aldrlch got an Idea Thursday of what might hare been If he had not already given out a num ber of places. The pocltton at the head of the pie counter Is never an easy one. , Will James Tlahten the Maaalet Kansas City Star. James J. Mill declares that the poMtlctens talk too much. It may be added that Mr. Hill himself is tolerably fluent. A Job Worth ' Tacklla;. New York Bun. Won't the Hon. Louis Dembltz Brandels of Boston take a day off and tell an admiring and a longing country how to reduce the oost of living? Can't Lire Wlthoat Cook a. Chicago Post Those western millionaires who are suf fering so severely from their confinement In jivll seem to have an Idea that they can get their just desserts by employing a special cook. "Oh, You Sweet Thtoar." Pittsburg Dispatch. Governor Wilson ct New Jersej- and Governor Harmon of Ohio are handing out large ohunoks of taffy to each other as presidential possibilities. But the doubt ful question Is whether this mutual sweet ness would continue throngh a close con test In 1913. Delnslons of Hunters. Philadelphia Ledger. So far as statistics have been gathered 118 hunters have been killed this acason. Many of them were victims of their own Ignorance, knowing little of the us of guns, but more were slain by misguided friends, to whom, for some reason psycho logical rather than physiological, they pre sented the aspect of deer, moose or rabbit. as tee case Happened to be. now and then this singular delusion took the form of thinking a fellow hunter resembled a bird. There Is a lesson In this, of course, but It doesn't matter. LOST IX A C HUCKLE. How "I.ame Darks" Eseaped Classi fication. Boston Transcript. Apropos "lame ducks," now found In great numbers on the banks ot the Poto mac., the phrase was given a particular vogue by Roosevelt, In one of Ms pleas for the strenuous life, about the time he ap pointed Jo Blackburn of Kentucky on the Panama commission. When Secretary Loeb was announolhg the news to a group of newspaper men one of th latter said: "I wonder whether the president classifies Blackburn as a lame duck or a mollycod dle!" Before Loeb could reply. President Roosevelt walked Into the room and, de manding an explanation of the laughter following the newspaper man's remark, the question was again propounded. Roose velt's reply was a chuckle uttered as he disappeared tn an Instantaneous return to his private office, and th doubt as to th classification waa never solved. POLITICAL DRIFT. In the primary show down In Missouri 180,000 voters failed to express a preference for United States senator. Mr. Hearst held the Independence league leg pullf.rs down to IS.SOO during the last campaign. And that wa no easy task. Th dcmocratlo Christmas tree In Cook county, including Chicago, will hold 3,000 Jobs, with a total annual salary of I3.500.COO. and 19.000 party hopefuls ar eagerly watch ing for th' distribution. Two hundred republican office holders In Kansas City wero supplanted by the same numter of democrats the other day. Kan sas City ! th seat of Jackson county, and the spirit Of Andy dominates th political scenery. Thirty-nine of th voting machines In use In Erie county. New Tork, wer found to be faulty. Both sides were cheated by th machines at th November election, and the responsibility la placed on the ma chinists who prepared them. A witness tn th New Tork Jockey club Investigation haughtily informed the legis lative committee that It was to be pre sumed ttut ho knew nothing about a biib ery fund. But th committee declined to be so presumptuous and applied th fore pump. Ex-Benator Clark of Montana, New Tork and various mining Interest has bought what Is said to be the most cosily dinner servlo yet made In this country. It oost him J'.OCOOO and has 800 piece, enough to serve twenty-four people. It Is not yet certain whether th service will be used to serve th Montana aenatorshlp In. An Independent candidate for senator In New York spent I cents for two boxes of matches in looking for names In dark hallways, cents for postage In answer ing Inquiries from peojJe too laiy to read published platforms for themselves and 20 cents for medlolne to relieve his voice from Ui strain of making open-air speech In all 42 cents for campaign rx peneei. Our Birthday Book. SienskM 10, 1S10. Edaard fcKSleetun, the distinguished American auil or, was bom December 10, 1C37. He was a mlnlstur of the gospel and. made Ills name as a novelist, going Into tho fir tit rank, with his "Hoosier School master," which appeared In 1871. Thomas P. Gore, Pnltcd mates senator from Oklahoma, la just 40. He waa burn In MisuisHippi and has lout hi sight, being widely known as "the blind senator." Gustav Illnrichs, musician and Composer, was torn December 10, UJO, and died about two years ago. li was conductor of th Metropolitan Opera company for many stacuns und was wiia the company in Omaha, t'bailos A. Goss of the law firm of Svvlnier He Uurs was born lcmUir 10, Uul, at Edlnburg. O. He Is a graduate of Mount Union coll-ge. He served a term In liie kgulsture an.f was also t'nlled Btate attorney for the district of .Ne braska fur one turm. John H. lielgren, accountant In the city treasurer's office, Is 44. He was born In Haniiti, Sweden, coming to this country wiieu 14 years of age. He Is something of a mueit-ian and o nooer and Is conductor of the Emuiiuvt churca choir. Kdwurd I". lluyr, niahairtr of the Doyer V'un Kurnn LumWr and IVal company, la II years old today, lie Is a I alive ison of Cauili and baa ba la his picseui oal l.uii since lti. In Other Lands Id Light oa What 1 Transpiring- Among th Hear aa Tar Katies of th aarth. The erase for armaments among the world powers shows no visible sign of iiniiirm in ,n)r oireciion. vernal una written warnings hav no treater effWt on the pare of militarism that a paper bullet on the armor of a dread nan irht. quarter of a century apo Leon Oambetta remarked In the French chamber: "If the rrewent expenditure of Europe continues w shall end by all being bepfsars In front of barracks." Expenditures In Gambetta's day wer Insignificant In comparison with th present tremendous drain on the pro ductive power of nations. The uplift In cost Is emphasized particularly In modern navies, on dreadnaught now costing as much as a dosen warship In th "SOs.. "A mad and insan competition In arma ments." declared Chancellor Lloyd-George In a speech. "Th countries of th world," h continued, "ar spending annually I2.2SO, OtO.eao upon this machinery of destruction. In twenty years there has been an In crease of tl.OiO.OnOOOO annually In this ex penditure. All nation eeem to he Infected with an epldemlo of prodigality In that re spect, which seems to be sweeping over the world and sweeping to destruction. W tak the lead In that expenditure." A more recent note of warning Is sounded by Ceionel Oodke, a reputahle military writer of Germany, In an article on 'Teace and Mearmamcnt" Colonel Godke declares that the Immenso armaments of the present ay are a constant menace to peace Instead of a guaranty of It. He shows, as was re cently avowed by th British ministry, that last year "H.4OO.000.000 were wasted for defence by the European powers atone." He proves the useleflere of It; since every military expansion' by one power means a similar expansion by all th others. There fore, he asserts, the time hsa come for all powers to earnestly consider a limitation of armaments, and th substitution of arbi tration for war In all The absurdity and wastefulness of th eras is strikingly shown at the threshold of Austria's dreadnaught enterprise. ScaroeJy had the dual empire entered ths naval rac with two dreadnaughts on th stocks when England decided to equip new battleship with bigger and more powerful gun than Austria had planned. It is al ready too late to change th projected armament. Ten twelve-Inch gun for each of them have long been ordered from Austrian firm a "We ar not rich enough," exclaim th Vienna Neue Frele Preeae, to pay for these guns and at the same time to beer the cost of new 13.5-lnch guns (British wxe), whloh, moreover, our gun factories would not be in a position to sup ply within th time stipulated for the com pletion of our two dreadnaugtit. Th In crease of calibre in the big gun of th British navy Is, therefore, attended by serious consequences for us. W hav hardly taken th first tep In the dread- naught Question, but we already feel the huge naval armaments, dictated by Eng land, driving us forward like a goad." It la worth noting, perhaps, that th Neu Frele Preeee wa an ardent advocate of a big navy. Germany I showing great energy In de veloping Its Inland waterwaya. The canal between Berlin and th Oder river, whloh will make It possible for 600-ton vessel to reach the capital from the Baltic ea. Is nearlng complstlon. This, canal is In part merely an Improvement of the Flnoe canal built by Frederick the jpreat to conneot the systems of th Elbe and th Oder. The Improved canal I to hav four locks, each with a dlfferenoe of level of thirty feet. Instead of th original seventeen. Each lock takes two 600-ton boat at th sams time, and ar thus among th biggest In Europe. A ship elevator which will do the work more quickly will afterward be built If trafflo Justifies the expense. Not far from Berlin, before the 'new canal Joins the old on, the eandy soil Is being found so permeable thst th whols canal bed had to be lined w(l if concrete. Henri Brlsson, who has on at least four occasions been defeated In the election for the presidency of the FYench republic by only a very few votes, and who throughout his long publio career has earned a reputa tion for unimpeachable Integrity among his countrymen of all classes that Is well-nigh wtlhout parallel, has announced hi Inten tion of reslgn'ng th presidency of the Chamber of Deputies. He Is 7! year of age. The presidency of the Chamber of Deputies In Paris I a much more Impor tant office in every way than that of the sptaker of Congress at Washington. Uk the speaker of th English House of Corn mpns, he is magnjflolently housed at th expense of th state. A fine chunk of good luck at an oppor tune moment drop Into th lap of th Canaleja ministry through the favorable settlement of the Moroccan difficulty. Not only will It strengthen th prestige of ths ministry, but It actually will throw a windfall Into the national treasury. To have obtained an Indemnity of $15,000,000 from Morocco, besides soma extensions of Spanish territory, must be reckoned a a great h!p to the prim minister In facing his domestic problems, whloh, of course, ar partly financial. Significant changes in social conditions in Great Britain In th past nine years are shown by official statistlca It appears that, as compared with 1901, there was a decrease In the use of beer of IS per cent; in th use of spirits, M) per cent; In th consumption of wine, 32 per cent; while there was an Increase In th use of tea of 29 per cent; cocoa, 18 per cent; tobacco, 17 per cent, and a falling off In th consump tion of coffee of 14 per cent. Apparently these changes in drinking habits are not the result of tamperanc proaeltytism, but of a gradual tendency to better and cleaner living among ail musses. In a recent speech In the French Cham ber of Deputies, Premier Brland retorted OB It. Juarva th socialist leader, tn theh words that go to the root of the Issue which France faces: "It Is astonishing mat socialists, who are partisans or trie omnipotence of the state, should consent that a private confederation should lis against the collective body." Th financial commission of th Russian Duma proposes that If a bachelor will not marry he shall be made to contribute some thing to th exchequer for th privilege of remaining a celibate. A tax upon bach elors Is not a novelty In Europe. Hrrantaw aud Holtlng. Washington Star. The question now Is, If beaten at the national convention In 11X a In 1MI. will Mr. Bryan a&aln accept the result? He was then an uncompromising champion of I arty regularity. A bolter was abhorent in hit eyes. Hut he himself has since In dulged In bolting. Ha buth spoke and voted against bis party cand ilate for governor in Nubruka this year, and the man was defeated. Will this mini I taste of Lolling a'.lici Mr. l'r.Min sprit? Wi l he bolt in a la.'Ker matter two yiar hence if his counsels In the matter of put form and Caiiilldiite u disregarded . a vvUy w' Col L AKDNG Royal Cook Book bailed free) Tells How to Make Calces of all lands are best made SPECIALLY FINE FOR LAYER CJUCE WH Y NOT PVXISHf Woeles Importer tnnght In the Act of Cheating. Chlcapo Tribune. Restitution, It Is said, has been made of $275,006 to the government by four woolen Importers, ths sum representing the amount out of which they had defrauded the cus toms by means of false Invoices and un dervaluations. It Is announced that the government does not Intend to prosecute th offenders and that justlc Is satisflnd by the payment of t'.ie money due. This Is another case of base Ingratitude on the part of a protected Interest which fattens on th favors of tha tariff at the expense of every wearer of clothing in tho country. Not content with the tremendous profits gained In this way from the public, th beneficiaries of this system basely re turn th government's protection by cheat ing the customs, as did the Sugar trust. There is Just as much reason why these men should be prosecuted and sent to the penitentiary a there was In the case ot the sugar men. Recently the Judge In New Tork decided that In the future Im prisonment as well as fines should be the punishment of smugglers. A similar rule should run in the case of men defrauding the customs In other ways. TAPPING THE FTHTNYBONE. "They say there's no fool like an old fool." "That makes me shudder for the future. I've already been all the other klndB." Louisville Courier-Journal. , "That man Is at least ten years ahead of his time." "Who Is he?" "Th census taker who gave our town its surprising population figures." Chi cago Poet "Why ar you so pessimistic? I know you'i sick, but the doctor say you'll re cover. He ought to know." "He doesn't know that my life Insurance has lapsed." Cleveland Ltador. "This Is a pretty bad report card," said th father of th young hopeful as he A Sweet Tohed Violin As A Christmas Gift ("i - M .... i sasiiiiiiiriimn If- i M- ' - 1 1 I 0 ' Th entire west afford bo larger or rarer ooUeotiOn of old violins I neither will on find anothar so genuinely good aa assortment of new one. Ask to th supers solo violin bearing ueh nam as "CuratoH," "Ovull," "Martin," "Horn tlnrn and others of q.ual not. At a little a 84.98 we tarnish a good violin, with bow, rosin, chin rest, xtra set of string and oas. And a violin, r member, make aa IDE AX. Christmas Gift. rrr The A. liospe Co. 1513-1515 Douglas St. A Safe Deposit Box at the reutala charged in most economical insurance. The popular size costs but $3.0U per year. You cannot afford not to keep insurance policies, deeds and other valuables in a Fire and Burglar Proof Vault, such as is found in this bank. Entrance to Vaults 807 riouth 13th Street, THE OLDEST NATIONAL Trr- KPP P(0)WOEL3 N " r f (mmecKat.lr f fV 1 v..". J en receipt of f Vvy your addrass V-, " 178 Kindt of C&ko for all people vith Royal locked over the teicher's figures. "Tou seem to be 'poor' In pretty much every thing." . "That's 'caure tender only puts down th' studies I ain't Ki.id In. 1 ought to have 'excellent' In one thing." "And what's that'f' hopefully Inquired thi father. "Flghtln". I can lick any boy In th' class!" Cleveland Pliin Dealer. "The lawyer of the milkman on trial for selling adulterated milk must have been influenced in his tactics by his client's bus iness." "Why so?" "1 noticed ho pumped the witnesses." Baltimore American. Nebuchadnezzar was lunching In his ac customed style. "All flenh being grass," he reflected, "this must be beef a la mowed." And, chuckling hoarsely, he took another chaw. Puck. "Do the children still write letters to Santa Claus?" "Not now. 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