It III The jne Maazire - ' 1 1 .. . II I WHEN YOU GET YOUR WORK DONE. COME. HERE, 1 HAVE A Boss of the Establishment He tilrea Ilia Wife h ITsann In Domestic ItookkofpliiK- JOB FOR YOU ! BY AMERK MAN. age cM ft Tfe mm mm m r Attraction In Omihi, "Mlra Ansnnls" lit the Rrandcl. '"I lie bnw Man ' at the Boyd. "The lt Trail at the Krug. Vaudeville at the Orpheum. ' Buriesqua at the (Juyety. "Mlu Ananias" at the nranriela. WISH Adelaide Thurston and company In "Miss Ananias." a larce-romedy (n three acts, by Catnerlnce Chislioim dialling, under direction of Cohan & Hauls. '1 n caC Nancy Lyle. "Tha Woman" Adelaide Thurston Paul Lester. "The Man" . . A iituXua Phillips lr. Beekman, Nancy's cousin.. A. fi. Byron it re. iieekn.an, IiIk wife Ed a von Beulow Owenriollna Beekman, their daughter Marlon Kerby Mammy Chios, Nancy's servont I. ana Bennett Juliui, Mammy Chloe'a son. ..Henry Cariln Anne Lyle, Nancy's sister Constance mover Ievld Starr, Anne's flam e. . . . E io Ftanris Tom Barsett. a reporter. . .George Hennessy ps"" Adelaide Thurston In a comedy worth while Is a real treat; and thin reason Mian Thurston has a play ttMt Is really north while. It la Juut a trifle) better than a farce, although In places It Is broadened at to give a farcical quality; Ita comedy Is genuine, and It la as full of good lines as It will hold. Mrs. Cunning Is known am a wit, and has given her keen womanly fancy full play In this regard, ao that her comedy not only sparkles, but It actually urprlxe. The story la that of an 'old" maid of 33, who has nursed back to life and health a man who has been seriously hurt In a motoring accident, save that his eyesight la apparently destroyed. He chooses to fancy that hla nurse la younn ' nd fair, and aeveral other things that she Isn't, and she, relying on his blindness, per mits him to think so. Than his eyesight Is restored, and the necessity of saving her from the consequences of her deception af ford tha action of tha comedy. It Is done in. a moi' satisfying way, too. k Miss Thurston has made much progress alnie her last visit to Omaha. Sh ia none tha lesa personally attractive; her voice Is aweet and alluring, and lends Itself to dainty comedy with a peculiar charm, and ia used with excellent precision and affect. Her conduct, ranging from demure co quetry, through girlish Joy to womanly aoberness, Is convincing, and In every way aha pleasea. Her company la good, and one member of It la a real hit. Miss Karby as the hobbledehoy daughter of th Beekman family, a modern girl, full of slang and good fellowship, and occasional Imperti nence, la a success but little below that achieved by the atar. Ml Thnninn i- fortunata in belna- surrounded hv .,i,-h pie. It gives a proper background for her own work. Many Omaha people restrained any im pulse they 'might have felt to attend th. theater last night, but those who did go njnyed tha offering thoroughly and frankly attested, tha fact by thalr applause. The others will not regret It If they attend during tha rest of the engagement. to the liking of the large house present lat night. Roland Osborne, who manages the produc tion and also takes a part. Is an old Ne braska boy. his boyhood having been spent at Beatrice. Mr. Ocbome played stock In . maha as far back as fourteen yeara ago, caving hen a member at that time for two seasons of tha O. D. Woodward Stock company. He haa be-n connected with the stave for twenty-two years. "The Lost Trail ' of the title la not a physical trail, a mountain trail, but the path of moral rectitude which the hero of the story. Bud Larrahle, having lt. seeks Hird recovers for the sake of, and by the aid of a woman. Ferdinand Tldmarf hi rea lizes the role of the recreant, bashful westerner In a commendable way. The part of the woman with whom he I In love, the daughter of the Renewal In command of the pot. is taken by Miss Mabelle Van Tas sel, Martin Malloy, as General Faulkner, proves himself to be an old gentleman very much on the military order. The part assumed by Roland Osborne Is a character one, that of Ksculantl, the Indian. fWHY. JAKE.! WHAT Af?E YOU DOING N CEt .SO EARLY? IT'S ONLY TEN o'clock! where i WTj ACCORDEON I USED TO vturAR rou play: I Jf 1 1 "The fqaaw Man" at th Boyd. "Tbo Squaw Man" la tha atory of a. bad roixup. ba4weaa.olvlllaatioa. an4i aa agery. An exile from England, filled with bltternaaa because of the aaoriflca that made bis exile necessary, lonely and cars less In tha desolation and homesickness of tha Wyoming bad lands, blnda himself to a woman of the Indiana, She la cap able only of devotion and love for him and their aon, without . understanding. without doubt, gifted with tha savages talent for silent, simple tragedy. When civilization works upon her life and takes away her boy she aelsea the only means he knows to overcome her grief. Miss Lang In tha part of the Indian girl speaks only twice during the play. Aa she moves about the stage, the silent, shy figure is jmbolla of the heart-breaking tragedy in which sh la tha sufferer. MIrs Lang makes no play to the limelight nor theatric exaggeration. The picture In pantomime Is artiJtlcally clvar and remarkable for lta fine and effective appeal. Mr. Lynch aa the axils oomes distinctly Into liia own as an actor and in a part In which his physique, voice and manner have a chance to exercise ha glvea a splendid performance. The precision and kill which ha shows In hla first Intense rola were not a surprise, but they were Bon the less enjoyable. Miss Du Hols has a part that seema rather lacking in color In tha setting of prlmlttveness, but she plays it with dis crimination and charm. Mr. Marthy is an Insolent and swaggering desperado with ood effect, and Mr. Alderson makes convincing Indian. Other members long cast are worthy of mention for clear tut work in minor parts. Mr. Selman, Mr. Bvana and Mr: Wither were all up to their own standards of good work. Two new members of the company ac quitted themselve with a good beginning. Mr. James Biles, a new comedian, glvea promise, of being worth while for unction and agreeable humor, and Mr. John Mo Cabe ia capable of character work of un derstanding and assurance. Th production, that mean so much In a play of tha west, la complete and eatls-faotory. Vaudeville at the Orphenm. Elbert Hubbard, he of the flowing tie. the flowing hair and the flowing pen and tongue. Is with us one again, Thla time the Fast Auroran appears sandwiched In twixt a one-act play and a mermaid turn. One may apply, or not apply as he likes the William Locke dictum, that the mid-ln-gredlents of a sandwich Is not the least tastily flavored. It seems to be a ome- what subdued and chastened sage, com pared to past performances on the lecture platform, and the flippant might remark that Flbert who never did bite doe not now even bark eavagly. His misnlon seems to he to elevate and edify rather than to startle and to shock aa he phrased it him self, "to make two grins grow where was but one before." Just before the fount of pearly wisdom Is turned on Mr. William Flemen has been. pleasing both those high and low of brow In a sketch called "Baok to Roston," wherein he personifies a prize fighter taken by mistake for a prospective son-in-law, the alliance being arranged by correspond ence. The little sketch Is not absurdly pretentious and it la well constructed. V. H. Kmalley, the author, had tho conrage of his convlctiona and sends the prize fighter awav broken hearted after a glimpse of paradise. Mr. Flemcn's own pctlng Is the best In a really light comedy vein In many weeks and hi support Is better than usual. The other first rate bet of the week la the two mermaids, the Misses Finney. Be cause one can see so much more the' turn is a great deal more Interesting than M94 Kellerman'a, and the two pretty girl float ing up and down their tank md staying under water an Incredible length of time are well worth anyone' view. Dave Lane and Charle O'Donnell open the program with rough-toss acrobatics. Arthur Bowen, a singing cartoonist, and quite happy with the colored crayon, fol lows them. Next are Harry Linton and Anita Laurence In an agreeable melange of music and Jokes. Mies Laurence done a burlesque song and a burlesque dance. Her earnest singing and dancing are so much better that one would rather see ber playing It all straight. IflHEir " ' AVELL DO If HAVEN'T NOT WORRY. SHOWN" ( S. I I K4 Jru GET UP IT I IV) KnMF MiKir MUST BE' Kl. !V.tiR tfrtii t ufap vni piaY' ) jT THE ff lf Whew you - 7 SmrJ) ARE READY, f. ... mJf'LY for the rTV " I VTX( DANCING , . . - . . L - I i . - .rv . J . ' JWiur- ITHE HOUSE. MY TyX. .. IAC. J1W TTn daughter i! r- ;:-riT-' y -rp -J T GIVING A LITTLE ;. ; . y V ' f ifVJ9L DANCE ! THE V ' ' W A V Jf AX 0RCHESTK4 SHC ( J ' XT) Vi J;7l SENT FOR PID . . : If (TOO BAD mTTff LJ MX Vif NOT SHOW UP' ; ..THAT ORcHES N I WCV ',y " ' MY ITS AS BAD i -TRA, DIDN'T li fA ! OVER HEAD AS IT - A V GET HE RC . f f A . . .-(' VA,M1S STALL'.; 0 TIME IS ALL RIOMT mfA ' AND 6ENTKME J M7iY BUT HIS MUSIC l! tWU V 'fiteX YOU CAN DANCE 1 fi&st -ING jakeJ J L i rSJ have got to j THEY'VE ,U' 7X ET UP EARLt miJ0 A Jt &JV I THE MORN- TnW V M& AT7f' f INLAND MART YOU W X A y?n A 1 Y DIGGING UP and f iWnrWu llll fcw 0&E stumps! iilrn'll ll II I PEF0R 1 D0 n,REDJ I m Ww4fl m l &t, wake aswial feJMEQf y DOLL 09fTRIAkX 181. IT tta UfM T8RK CVIXIM TaWUkUl fftOW WaU HMhi CAa al akee a i of the The l.ewt Trail" at tfca Kraar. "Tha lost Trail" at th Krug for the flret four daya of the week, la a melo drama of western army life well set off with a large element of the comlf. and pre vented in a manner apparently very mm-li Burlesque at the Caret?. Mualo predominate In the current offer ing of tha week at the Uayety, the Knick erbocker Burlesquers, who come with new gins, new music, new costumes, new comedian and new acenery. Louis noble haa gathered a large collection of singers who havo.changed the order of things and take up a large portion of the time usually allotted to th comedlana In a burlesque company. "Reno; or Racing Tor iMvoroe" la the curtain raiser and It deplots a large colony of seekers for divorce In that city which has gained such renown In recent year. Numerous wives find their way to Reno seeking divorce and husbands come on the same mission, each apparently unaware that their other halvea are after separa tions. After numerous songs and amusing situation It all enda wall. Violet Rio and Eugene Kelly' open the olio section with novelty singing end dancing and last night were recalled until the curtain was lowered to protect thern from encore. Klpp and Klppjr la the way tha program labels a clever pair of comi cal Jugglrra who do aoma Ingenious work. , Marry Holden back again with his well known -messenger boy stunt and hi "Hello Fred" to an old pal In tha parquet keepa the house going. Featuring the "Ive Kiss" aa the olose of the show. Manager Roble haa a clever sketeh which he calls a musical farce In which his long list of principals appear. Hnlta Moore la the comedian In this, as he I In the opening number, and his antlca furnish good interruptions to the numerous musltal numhera. A chorus girl. Miss May Miller, dancing on tha end In one of the number, nearly breaks up the show by the number of encores she gets. Miss Zella de Mar sings th feature eong, the "Love Kiss." with Hnlta Moore, and others slug In a pleasing manner. Miss Beattle Evans Is another worthy of notice and has the leading rol In both sketches. Tie Knickerbockers were the beet patronised of any of the burlesque showa at the flsvety last year and yenterday s openings lndlcate.1 another record. ( 1 Pleads for Unity Among Christians He?. J. M. Kersey of First Christian Church Declare for Unques tioning Faith. All Christian people would be united In one great organization If they would ful ijw the rule laid don by Thomas I'irap. bell, tha Hritlhh poet. "Where th Hlbl peaks we suvak; where the Bible Is si lent w are silent," according to Kev. J. M. Kersey, pastor of the First Christian ohurch, who pleaded for Christian union tn liia sermon last night. "Or if they would follow th other rule f John Swift, 'Where tha HM speaks w are silent; Vhere the Bthle is silent w speak,' all would be united," said the minister. Kev. Mr. Kersey declared that the only true way to lira tha Christian Ufa, Is to 'adhere sirUUy toNhe teachings of the Christ and to obty the expressed will of Cod without question or debate. Re ferring U the stiry of tha sacrifice of Cain and AIh-U tha mlnlMe? declared that the acorptanr of on by God and His rcfuaal of Lba other was because one Monday Mp. Iierkly Is awfully nice. Of course nobody la nice aa Tom, but they can be very attractive, and aa long as Tom chooses to think I am such a flirt, why, I'll be one. Mr. Herkly came In at 6 o'clock last Tuesday. We had tea, and I made It, and I am sure It was very bad, but It's so much more attractive to make the tea yourself that I am always going to do It herafter. He Is very good looking and crasy about horses. He said the minute he met me he knew I was going to Interest him. He said he thought I was a dangerous" person. He s really awfully nice, lie said I rather puxzled him. I don't believe I've met a man for ages I like so much aa I do him. We talked for hours. Hi first name la Robert. He said he hopes to see me again very soon. I made up my mind that I wouldn't allow him to call again for fully a week. Tsecause It's so nice not to see people when they want to see you some times, as then they want to see you still more. He called up two daya afterward, but I thought I might as well hae him coma in, aa It was such a horrid day, and I couldn't go out. . My goodness. He has the farm Idea. Well, It's no use. they all seem to have It. I am evidently destined for It. F.very man I know wants to have a farm and settle down on It. They tell me about It and who are fond of society and have lived In the city all their lives have the name Idea. I have had them confide In me, this long- Jin obeyed and pave the sacrifice Ood asked while the other disobeyed and brought an other aacdflco that he deemed Just " as good. "We must have faith." aald the preacher, "and If we have that faith we will obey strictly, absolutely. We muat not argue. We must not question Hod a Judgment nor question HI wisdom. "People ask me why I am an Immersion 1st. I answer them. 'Because the word of Clod bids me so.' W have a right to anlt a man by what authority he does what he diret, orders what he ordera. Th Christ did not resent the question when the people aeked It of Him. He recog nised their right to ask. I have right to ask any man by what authority he changea the word of Clod or changea rod's commands. "1 stand har beoaua God haa author ised me as a minister to teach HI word aa It la given In thta Book, and defy tll the popes of th Roman Catholic church and all the combined organisation of that church to show fcr wl.at authority that church haa changed and altered God's L.ln fat baptlain; by what authority that church ha substituted effusion, or sprinkling, for Immersion that was au thorised by Ood." "WR M1QJIT AT LEAST HAVE 80MW BRI DlilC." usually think it would be nice If I would rattle down w!th them. I must have a bucolic look about me. I muat look aa If I ought to b milking a cow or something like that. Even the men "HE THOlTilIT THE ONLY REALLY NATl RAL WAY TO LIVE WAS TO Bhi A TRAMP." Ing for a farm, while silting at a dance or at a crowded tea. If I lke the man I always say "How simply perfect It sounds." And, of course, It would be lovely to live on one with somebody you were very mueji n love with. But U seems odd that they all think I am no. well fitted for the life. If I am fond of a person I al way like the thlnga they do, o, natur ally, I should adore a farm if my husband did. When I thought of marrying Fred Htan hope I wa perfectly craiy about going to the wilds of Mexico and living in a hut. He said It would be so Ideal. PuVh mar vellous scenery. And he was going to make an Immense fortune In mines there. And that time I liked I'eter Russell I thought It would b wonderful to go to the Klondike, where he said he could be come very rich In three years. I love the cold, anyway, and though 1 don't suppose t would be very gay there, we could at least have Borne bridge, I suppose. If a young Esqulmo couple lived near us they would probably be very glad t) play with us. I wonder If Kaqulmo are aa greasy as they look In pictures. Teter had a friend who had been some where near the north pole, and he had a lot of photographs of them, and they looked exactly as If they had spread butter on their face. It would be a splendid place to take a flirtatiously Inclined husband, I should think. Certainly none of the women In those picture looked a bit alluring. Peter was so weet. He ald he couldn't stand being confined In an office In New YoTft. He said It stifled him. He wanted to live In the ppen air and be a savage. If not the Klondike, South America. In fact, he thought It would be ideal to wander all over the globe. He thought the only really natural way to live was to be a tramp. He used to talk about It In tha moat wonderful way. I never was so trilled by anything In my life as I was when he described how we could be tramps together. We would never have to bother about money or clothes. Just have a pair of stout shoes and the whole world before us. I thought it would be lovely to have a little Island to go to when we got tired of wandering. You could he more of a savage on an Island, too, and It would be better form. Tom didn't like Peter a bit. It used to irritate me frightfully, and I told him one day that I didn't care what he thought about him. and that I had almost made up my mind to lie a tramp with him. It took me hours to explain, but finally, to my tir- The Boss of the Establishment had been reading too many articles on tha cost of living. At least his wife thought so and as sh was th aole repository of his pessi mistic deductions she waa a good Judge. . ., . ... .i i a a.uaU to lu-r un the best nay to prepare the cheaper cuts of moat and keep down the butcher bill. In vain he pointed out plausible dlHquisltlons by beauty editors upon the inter-relation of housework and liiplcxcnc, or the benefi cial effects of sweeping upon tha feminine arm. "If the cost of living were not so high what would those fellows have to write about or you to read?' Inquired th lady with inconsequential optimism. "And as for housework, If you're thinking about parting with me or Mary, remember the rhyme: " 'You ran do without wives, you can Qo without cooks. But show me the man who can do without cooks.' " It was a deliberate misquotation, and the Boss realised it, but as he himself often observed, he never argued with women. They were actually so lacking in reason ing powers that they never knew when you had gotten the best of them. However, toward the end of the month, when his bank balance and his spirits took a simultaneous drop, the lioss came home one evening with a resolute Jaw and a brand new and complicated account book which he presented to Ills wife. It was a very shiny, very bright real affair, with separate columns for every conceivable form of outlay, and the rady, with true feminine caprice, proceeded to be vastly pleased with it. "I'll expect you to keep track of all ex penditures," said the Boss sternly. "Of courael Won't that be lovely?" gushed hla wife. "Please Bit down and ex plain all about It." The Hons explained at length. He liked explaining and before he had finished he and his wife were agreed that th pur chase of that 7&-oiit near luailivr account book would, In a few years, save them money enough to buy them a country heme and an automobile to take the Bosa to th railroad station that is, if he should deoide to keep on working. "Lvery cunt you spend, remember, goes Into that book!" the Boss concluded. "Nothing la to small a penny for a paper a nickel fur carfare la as Important to the record aa the price of your new suit. Juat knowing where the money goes will be a tremendous help." "Suppose," aarggested his spouse, now thoroughly enamored of her new toy and proceeding to write her name and the date In large character on the fly leaf "sup pose I figure on what our expensea have been during the past month and can koep that as a sort of financial high-water mark something to figure on to find out how much money we can save when we get our account booking working. Wait a minute and I'll see If Mary has kept the butcher and grocer bills." "That's not necessary," observed the Boss in his lordliest manner. "I can give you the amounts from my check book. I am glad to see that at last you have begun to take an Intelligent interest in our af fairs." Ko saying he sharpened a pencil for his wife, drew out his check book and pro ceeded to dictate. 1 V 'HB -DOSS. LS C ALL EPeXDITlUl. ..r- He read off the rent bill, the grocer'a and butcher's, the coal man'a telephone, graa, newspapers, milk, ice and laundry bill In rapid succession. Intersieraed with theae were check drawn to "Cash." $10; "Caah," ST.; "Cash," $li; "Caah," 1 10, and he had gotten only about half through the month' figures when he was Interrupted "Wait a minute, dear. Ion't read me any more till I figure up something." There waa a brief pause during whloh the lady added up the column of flgura she had Jolted down. Evidently Bhe remarked in a puulad voice: "What doea 'cash' mean? I'v got $108.57 so far and out of that amount 'cash' got 140. Who la 'Caah 7' 1 mean what doe that expression said for?" "It stands for me, of coursel It mean money I've drawn out for my necessary personal expense!" the lioss explained with dignity. "What'a the matter with It? Are you trying to accuse me of ex travagance?" ha asked. "Oh no, dear," his. wife retorted meekly. "1 Just thought If you could rememlr what the checks were for it would help keep our account straight. You aald w must put down postage stamps even. Can't you recall what you paid that ll for on the 7th?" "You don't understand, little one," ex plained the Boss patiently. "It didn't So for any one item Just for Incidental ex penseslunch money, handkerchiefs, sock that sort of tiling. " "But doesn't ttO seem to you an awful lot of money to put down for Incidental expenea?" Suddenly a green glint shot from th lady's eye. Her voice held such aero pos sibilities that the Boss thought he heard his teeth chatter. "Of course if you don't want to tell me what you spent the money for" sh said. It was the Boss' one chance to escape, and he took It. "I see you don't understand such things," he observed loftily.. "But never mind. Rather than have It create any trouble between us I'll giv up the whol Idea. Have you made up your mind what you want me to buy you for Christmas yet?" (Copyright, 1910. by th N. Y. Hrald Co.) Old-Fashioned . Shawls Still Worn j jp , nr Young folk who don't remember th , great day of shawl must not Imagine merely because they may see only a bit of Indian, Paisley or broche used as trimming for some suit, dess or trinket that shawls are no longer worn or manufactured. A number of mills In this country still make shawls, and In view of the reduced pro duction, find the business lucrative. The fact that there has been such a great falling off In the market has led many to make the mistake of supposing that the business has been entirely wiped out, but the Textile Manufacturers' Journal says: "There Is a neat, clean, smooth business transacted In shawls year after year." This Is not meant to Imply that the trade la anything like what It wks in Its heyday, whtn a woman' most treasured posses sion, to be worn only on very special oc casions, was a cashmere or camel's hi i shawl, says the New York Sun. Then, In the sixties and early seventies, when al most every man, woman or child had hi or her shawl, the books of a large Jobber's firm showed a business In this article of approximately StViO.OOO annually. In com paring this with the present business of the same firm, $10,000, It Is to be born In mind that people no longer pay from 11,000 to $2,000 for a shawl. The government I the shawl manufac turer' largest customer, buying almost 100,000 a year for the Indian department. In the south, mountain people atlll wear shawls; In the east the trade la beat In Pennsylvania, although, there are still many sales mad up Nfew York state and in rural New England. Because the de mand comes principally from the west It Is perhaps but natural that Chicago should be the shawl center of thla country. Th knit shawl Is made almost exclusively at mlllir In or around Cleveland. The retrogression of th shawl trade Is not laid by the Textile Manufacturers' Journal to the changing whim and fanclea of women, but to ready-made suits and cloaks and to the sweater. What on did not do trying to furnish r. aubstltute for the old shawl the other did. There waa nothing left for It but to Chang It color and take to the reservation and the moun tain. But it I not dead by any mean and It may yet com back. r Much Wanted Recipe? J Christmas Plum Pudding for Small Fam ily. Mix together one pound raiaone, aeeded and chopptxl; one pound ourrama, well cleaned; one pound suet, chopped fine; three-fourths pound stale bread crumbs. one-quartr pound flour, one-quarter pound brown sugar, rind of one lemon chopped fine, one-halt nutmeg grated, five eggs well beaten, one-half pound candled orange and lemon peel and one cup brandy rich fruit Juice. r Jap Servants Sensitive J MILK1NO A COW " Mlt the dry lngredlenta thoroughly, beat I th egg and mix with the liquid, then prise, Tom became most enthusiastic, and j combine. Roll In a basin or mould for six befor I knew it he had convinced ine that I could be a tramp and a savage much more attractively with htru. Items of Interest ior .the Women Folk J Persistent Advertising 1 th Road to :lg Return. "These new-minded woman may tell hie In forty languagea that women ar Just aa reasonable and as much reasoning l.elnfs as men are." said a man whose wf wanta to vote," but they might well tell It to a mug of buttermilk. I know betttir. Now, th other morning I told my wife casually at breakfast while I waa drinking my snflrnlag cup of coffee, which she ftilnks is almost as bad a red ttauor, that New York City, and vicinity, repieaentlng. say, 5.6OO.00O people, consumed daily lOuO.OOO pounds of coffee, and proved It to her by diWdlng two into five and a half women ar great at figures, you know. Three or four day after thU the Woman' league or omelhlug or other held a meeting at my house, and, by crlpea! on lady made a apoech aeralnat coffe drinking and uaad my figures as th groundwork of her argument. Made a good speech, too sown are great on talking, you know and well she might, because by my figures New Yoik would consume more than TTft.Ono.i&O pounds of coffe annually, which Is more than seven ninth of the total consumption by all the n.00Q.i4i of the country's tPulallon. But the lady didn't know thaL Bhe simply Jumped at a conclusion Impulse', you know women are great on impulse. . "Another time I dropped in home about the time when some kind of a political hen parly was In full blast there, and when It waa over I was talking to a lot of the women and incidentally told them that in tha course of my political experience I had attended fifty repub'ican national con venUona." "They went Into various style of spasms over my devotion to my party and said women would do th same by and by: but it rjvtr occurred to one of them to think back a minute and find out that fifty na tional conventions represented 200 year, and that 24 year ago there wasn't any republican party lu tha I'nlted States, for obvious reasons. But women are not look ing for reasons. Htlll I don't object to their voting. That la to say, to vote aa women." Philadelphia Ledger. A novelty in perfume bottles is a low, fut little article of clear glass decorated with silver dapoalt In a new open design delicately engraved. Th allver entirely cover the neck and tha stopper. Though th bottle I only three inches high, it bold two ounce of perfume. A It 1 ro-jnd and flat in shape, there 1 no fear of th bottl falling over, aa th average arna.ll toilet bottle frequently doea. Th irlc lu 17& hour at time of making and for four or five hour when wanted for use. Thla will niak about six pound of pudding. It can be made In one large mould or In small one and can b kept for month. When ready to serve turn out on a hot platter, stick a piece of holly In tha center, circle with holly, and If desired, pour a little brandy around it, light, and carry to the table flaming. - Clam Chowder Kor a family of alx, lice about six ounces of fat aalt pork and fry out tha greaae. Chop fine eight medium sized onions, add the pork grease and let them rook soft, but not brown. Prepare enough potatoes to make two quarts and out them thin or in cubes. Put onions and potatoes in th kettle you will niak the chowder in, add water to cover and boll for ten minutes. Taka on quart of hard clam meaaurad after opening. If the clam have Juat been taken from the shell resarv th liquor, but if they have ben opened for aeveral hour throw the liquor away, for It should not b used. Wash clam and chop fine, add to th boiling potato and onion and stir all together. Add on quart more of boiling water, a pinch of cayenna arid a taaapoonful of aalt and let th chowder simmer gently for half an hour, Totnatoea may b added desired. Japanese servant muat be treated with tact, however trying they may be, and often they are very trying Indeed es pecially the nexanB, who are usually untidy, cross and lazy, saya Evelyn Adam In Wide World Magazine. Yet the dear little thing have admirers who praise their kittenish ways, their tiny hands, and even, of all things, their artistic temperaments. If corrected roughly, the maiden will first pry and then leave. The hotel mana ger is well aware of thla aware with all th nervou perception of a person whom on hasty or HI considered sentence can throw Into a situation seriously threaten ing his comfort and prosperity. Hence his attitude of habitual meekneas. He darea not let his little lecture slide over the line which divides It from a scolding, and Is careful to deliver a necessary ex hortation with a ' smiling laoe and fre quent laughs just (o show that It ia really not a scolding at all. Sometimes even this Is mora than a ser vant will bear. A lady friend of mine poasessed a very good manservant a per fect treasure. Hho happened to be an ar tist, and every day when ah went to paint in tiie woods thla treasure carried her easel. On afternoon he returned without an important piece of It. Though greatly annoyed, sh said nothing, knowing that her "pearl" was sensitive to orltlolsm. Ilk most of th race. But th effort at elf-control waa entirely wasted, as thing turned out, for the man cam next day to formally 'give notice." "Why do you wish to leave?" t. mis tree asked. In deep dlstreaa "Surely you a re not upset over th easel? 1 aald noth ing about it, did I?" "No," tha man admitted, "but you mad a difficult face." And h went befor luncheon. jr " I'i , HI erststent Advertising ia th Road to Return. ' i